Update 36: Thakur ki naakaamyaabi….aur Shaadi ki taiyyari..
Thakur kaa haal:
Thakur ke aadmi waapas nikal Thakur ke ghar chale hai.
Thakur: to kya khabar hai? Kuch baat bani kya?
Pehla Aadmi: nahi sahib..zyaada koi baat nahi bani..woh log ghar se nikalte hi nahi hai aur aaj jab nikle the to unko pakadne ke liye humne unka peecha kiya..
Lekin who market mein ghus gaye aur market mein bahut bheed tha…to hum kuch nahi kar paaye…utne bheed mein unka uthaana mushkil tha..isiliye hum laut aaye..
Thakur is par bahut gussa ho jaata hai aur aag baboola ho jaata hai aur uske aadmiyon ko gaali deta hai..
Thakur: saale haram khoron…mera ek kaam nahi kar paaye..kya samajha tha..aisi laaparwaahi mujhe pasand nahi hai…agar agle baar bhi aisi hi khabar doge to yaad rakhna..aur aisa keh kar baat adhoori chhod deta hai..
Thakur ke aadmi phir usko salaam kar ke nikal jaate hai..
Thakur gusse se ghar jaata hai aur apna gussa aur tharakpan Kaamya par nikaalne ki koshish karta hai..
Ghar jaa kar woh seedha Kaamya ko jakad leta hai jo us waqt apne kamre mein kaam kar rahi thi..aur use gaali dete hue uske use bistar pe le jaake patak deta hai aur apne naakaamyaabi kaa gussa us par nikalte hai.
Thakur: saali..aaj bahut din ho gaye..tune meri pyaas nahi bujhaayi…chal neeche baith..aur aisa karte hue Thakur apna dhoti nikal deta hai aur apna chhota lund Kaamya ke mooh mein thoos deta hai..
Kaamya naa naa karti rehti hai lekin Thakur nahi manta aur use maarte hue apne lund uske mooh mein daal kar choosne ko kehta hai..
Kaamya ko yeh sab pasand nahi tha..lekin woh kuch nahi kar sakti..apne aankhon se aansoon bahaate hue beman se uska lund apne mooh mein le leti hain aur choosne lagti hai..
2-3 min ke chusai ke baad hi Thakur se raha nahi jaata aur uske mooh mein hi 2-3 boondein gira kar jhad jaata hai…aur Kaamya ko dhakel kar kamre se baahar chala jaata hai..
Kaamya ko yeh sab pasand nahi aata..aur jaise hi Thakur kamre se nikal jaata hai to Kaamya bhi bhaag kar bathroom jaa kar ultiyaan karti hui uska maal nikal leti hai aur Thakur ko man mein gaali deti hai..haraami saala…jab mera waqt aayega naa..to aisa badla loongi ki tu marte dam tak yaad rakhega…aisa hi kuch soch kar who bhi gusse se fresh ho kar bahar aa jaati hai..
Thakur apne kamre mein jaakar Ajay ko phone karta hai..
Thakur: phone pe..sun chhote..lagta hai mere aadmiyon se kaam nahi ho raha hai..tu hi kuch kar aur un laundiyon ko utha le…phir dekhte hai woh launda (Raju) kaise unhe bachaata hai..
Ajay: theek hai chachu..main jaldi hi kuch karta hoon aur apne aadmiyon ko wahan bhejta hoon.
Wahin doosri taraf Kaamya apne aap ko theek kar ke Mala ko phone karti hai..
Kaamya: Mala se..yahan haalat kharab ho rahi hai..Thakur aaj bahut gusse mein ghar aakar mere saath zabardasti kiya..aur thoda detail mein Mala ko bataati hai kya hua..
Mala: thode din aur sabar kar..main kuch karti hoon..yahan bhi waisa hi haal hai..
Aur phir thodi der aise hi baatein kar ke phone cut kar dete hai..
Raat mein Raju ke ghar:
Raat ko Raju ghar aakar khana wagairah kaam kar ke apne kamre mein sone jaata hai..kamre mein jaakar woh Mala ko phone karta hai..
Raju: Memsaab, kaisi ho?
Mala: Raju, jab hum akele mein baat karte hai to mujhe mere naam se bula..memsaab kehne ki zaroorat nahi hai..
Raju: theek hai…to suno..aaj maaine hi pata lagaaya hai aur mera shak bhi sahi nikla..mere ghar pe Thakur ki nigraani hai..
Mala: tumhe kaise pata chala?
Raju: detail mein bataane ke liye abhi time nahi hai..jab milenge to bata doonga..but itna hai ki maine jo baat tumse kaha tha..woh such nikla..mujhe bhi saavdhaan rehna padega..
Wahan ke kya haal hai?
Mala: yahan bhi kuch aisa hi hai..Ajay mujh se pooch raha tha ki main yahan kyun aayi..wagairah..lekin maine jawaab taal diya..shayad zyaada din yahan reh naa paaoon..inko bhi satark rehne ke kahoongi..
Raju: theek hai..jab yahan aaogi to mujhe phone karne..milne aa jaaoga..aur phone cut kar deta hai..
Raju kuch apne man mein sochta hai aur apne plan ko amal karne ki thaan leta hai..man mein sochta hai..Thakur..apne din gin le..zyaada din nahi bach paayega mujh se…
us Raat aur kuch nahi hota aur sab apne kamre mein so jaate hai.
Raju ki chaal:
Agli subah..
Raju fresh ho kar apne “kaam” ke liye ghar se nikal jaata hai..woh apne dost se gaadi lekar Thakur ke ghar se kuch door reh kar uska intezaar karta hai..
Thodi der mein Thakur apne gaadi se nikal jaata hai aur Raju uska peecha karta hai..
Thakur gaanv se door ek khandhar pe jaata hai jahan Ajay uska wait kar raha tha..yeh wahi jagah tha..jahan roz Thakur apne aadmiyon aur Ajay se milta rehta hai aur apne kaale kaam karne ki yogna banaate rehta hai..aur pichli baar bhi Raju is jagah aaya tha..
Raju bhi uska peecha karte hue wahan pahunch jaata hai aur phir ek jagah dhoondhta hai jahan se woh khandhar ke andar kaa nazaara acche se dekh pata hai aur sabhi log use nazar aate hai..
Thakur bhi wahan pahunch jaata hai aur Ajay se baat karne lag jaata hai..
Bhale hi Thakur aur Ajay normal aawaaz mein baat kar rahe the..lekin sunsaan hone ki wajah se unki baatein kamre mein goonj rahi thi ji ki Raju ko sunai de rahi thi..(pichli baar jab Raju yahan aaya tha..to use yeh jagah nahi mili thi..doosri jagah se unhe dekha tha lekin us waqt Raju ko unki baatein sunaayi nahi di thi..)
Thakur kaa Raaz:
Thakur: Chhote, apne aadmi laaya hai kya? Mujhe ab der nahi karna chahiye..
Ajay: laaya to hoon chachu..lekin aap un logon ke peeche kyun pade ho?
Thakur: tu nahi jaanta…pichle saal maine uske ghar ki ek aurat ko agwaah karwaaya tha..lekin us launde ne use bacha liya…aur Thakur apne dhoti ke upar se apna lund masalte hue..tujhe shayad pata naa ho..woh ekdum maal laundiya thi..tu bhi dekhega to tera bhi yahi haal hoga…
Aur itna hi nahi..uske pehle ek aur laundiya ko main uthwaana chahta tha..lekin uska bhai beech mein aakar paani pher diya aur usse shaadi kar liya..isiliye, maine usko (Ravi, Raju’s twin brother) aur uske baap ko maar diya..aur aisa dikhaaya ki unka accident hua hai..
Raju jab yeh baat sunta hai to uska khoon khaul jaata hai..aur bahut gussa aata hai Thakur pe..aur uski aakhon se aansoon nikal jaate hai…lekin abhi samay theek nahi tha..to woh kuch nahi karta aur unki baatein sunta rehta hai..
Thakur: ek aur baat chhote…unki zameen jo hai naa..woh gaanv kaa sabse bada aur behtareen zameen hai..use humne le liya na..to hum maalamaal ho jaayenge…gaanv ke bahut zameen maine hadap liye hai..lekin saala yeh hi ek zameen bachi hai to uske baap se le nahi paaya..
Ajay: to yeh baat hai chachu..theek hai..main apne aadmi bhejta hoon aur jaldi hi un auraton ko aapke saamne lekar aaonga aur woh sab aapke neeche hongi..aur unki zameen bhi le lenge..ek teer se do nishaan…
Thakur: shabhash chhote..tujhse yahi ummeed thi..
Ajay: theek hai..jaldi hi aapko khabar karta hoon..taiyyar rehna..
Aur phir aise hi kuch baate kar ke dono wahan se nikal jaate hai..
Raju bhi chupke se wahan se nikal jaata hai..uske man mein bhi uthal puthal ho raha tha…Thakur ki baatein sun kar…lekin ab usne nishcay kar liya tha ki Thakur kaa kaam tamam karne ke liye..
Shaadi ki taiyyari
Tabhi use kuch yaad aata hai aur gaanv se thoda door ek mandir jaata hai jahan ke pujaari ko pehle se hi thoda jaanta tha..aur yeh wahi pujari tha jisne Ravi aur Aaru ki shaadi ki thi..
Mandir jaa kar darshan karne ke baad Raju pujari se baat karta hai..
Raju: pujari ji..mujhe aapse kuch baat karna hai..akele mein..
Pujari: thoda tehro beta..jab bheed kam ho jaaye to phir baat karte hai..
Thodi der baad jab bheed kam ho jaata hai aur zyaada log nahi rehte to Raju unke paas jaa kar kehta hai..
Pujari: beta, tum wahi ho naa…kuch saal pehle tumhaare bhai ki shaadi maine hi karwayi thi..
Raju: ji haan..aap sahi keh rahe ho..isiliye main aapke paas aaya hoon..
Pujari: bolo..kya baat hai?
Raju: pujari ji..mujhe shaadi karni hai..
Pujari: to ismein dikkat kya hai beta?
Raju: dikkat yeh hai ki main teen logon se shaadi karna chahta hoon…woh teeno hi meri jaan kaa tukda hai aur woh bhi mujhse utna hi chahti hai..woh bhi mujhse shaadi karne ke liye taiyyar hai..
Raju: main jaanta hoon..samaj aur logon ke nazariye mein galat hoga..lekin mujhe unki chinta nahi hai..mujhe aapki madat chahiye..lekin main chahta hoon ki yeh baat aap kisiko naa bataaye…agar ho sake to aap ghar hi aakar hamari shaadi karwa dijiye..
Pujari: theek hai beta..yahan shaadi karwaana theek nahi rahega..agar log dekh lenge to mushkil ho jaayega..
Raju: bahut dhanywaad aapka…kab shaadi karwa sakte hai?
Pujari: waise to maine tumhaari kundali dekhi nahi hai..lekin parson ka din bahut accha hai..us din is gaanv aur baaki gaavon mein bhi bahut shaadiyaan ho rahi hai..bahut accha din hai..tum bhi us din shaadi kar lo..
Raju: theek hai..jaisi aapki aagya..lekin aap ko time milega kya aane ke liye..aap bhi to bahut busy honge..
Pujari: haan…mujhe aur bhi 2-3 shaadi karna hai us din..lekin main tumhaare ghar aa jaaonga..bas..zyaada der nahi reh sakta..to sab taiyyar rakhna..shaadi jaldi samapt kar ke nikal jaaonga…
Raju: theek hai Pujari ji..unke pair choo kar aashirwaad lekar apne ghar ke liye nikal jaata hai..Raju unko kuch paise bhi de deta hai…
Raju ki ghar mein baatcheet:
Raju jab ghar jaata hai to thoda serious aur soch vichaar mein rehta hai..
Ratna use dekh kar..kya hua beta..aisa gumsum kyun hai? Sab theek to hai naa..
Raju: haan..theek hai maa..ek kaam karte hai..mujhe aap sab se baat bhi karni hai…khaana khaa kar mere kamre mein aa jaana..
Ratna Raju ki baat sun kar thoda ghabra jaati hai aur kehti hai..3 din pehle bhi tune humein apne kamre mein bulaaya tha…sab theek to hai naa beta? Mujhe bahut ghabraahat ho rahi hai..
Raju Ratna ko apni baahon mein lekar..sab theek hai maa..mujh par vishwaas rakho..
Ratna: tere pe hi to vishwaas hai beta..tere sahaare hi to jee rahe hai hum sab..aur uski aankhon se aansoon aa jaate hai..
Raju uski aankhen poch kar use apne gale laga leta hai..
Raat ko khaana khaane ke baad Raju apne kamre mein chala jaata hai aur un sab kaa intezaar karta hai..
Charon auratein kitchen mein apna kaam nipta kar ghabraate hue Raju ke kamre mein aate hai..
Raju unhe dekh kar..maahaul ko thoda halka karne ke liye..arre..aao..baitho..aise ghabra kyun rahe ho…darne ki kuch baat nahi hai..main hoon naa..
Phir chaaro wahan baith jaati hai aur Raju ki taraf sawaaliya nazron se dekhti hai..
Raju phir baat karne lagta hai..
Raju: pehli baat..maine jo 3 din bataaya tha..woh baat such hai..
Aaru: kaunsi baat?
Raju: wahi ki Thakur ke kuch aadmi hum par nazar rakh rahe hai..
Sudha: tere ko kaise pata chala?
Raju: 2 din pehle jab main kaam ke liye nikla tha..aur aap se kaha tha ki ghar ke liye kuch saamaan laane ko…jab aap ghar se nikli to main bhi yahi tha…dekhna chahta tha ki mera shaq sahi hai ke nahi..aur mera shaq sahi nikla..
Jaise hi tum dono ghar se market ke liye jaa rahe the..to do aadmi tumhaara peecha kar rahe the..aur main unka peecha kar raha tha..
Us din market mein bahut bheed tha..to woh dono tumhaare nazdek nahi aa paaye..nahi to main wahin unko maar deta..
Aaru aur Sandhya apna mooh khole yeh sab sun rahe the..kyunki unko pata nahi tha ki koi unka peecha kar rahe hai..
Main yeh confirm karne ke liye aisa kiya..aur confirm bhi ho gaya hi ki humein Thakur aur uske bhateeje se khatra hai..
Ratna: yeh bhateeja beech mein kahan se aa gaya ?
Raju: ab apna dil thaam ke baith jaao..main jo keh raha hoon..bahut kathin baat hai…lekin aage kya aur kaisa karna hai..maine sab soch liya hai..
Ratna: kya:
Raju: baat yeh hai ki aaj main Thakur kaa peecha kiya aur woh Ajay se milne gaya..Ajay ke poochne par Thakur ne apne raaz use bata diya..
Sudha: kaunse raaz?
Raju: Raaz yeh hai ki bhai aur baapu kaa accident nahi hua hai balki Thakur ne unhe marwaaya hai…yeh baat sunte hi Aaru aur Ratna zoro se rone lagti hai…
Sudha aur Sandhya unhe apni baahon mein lekar dilasa dete hai..
Aaru aur Sandhya ki taraf dekh Sandhya ko holi ke din uthwaana aur Aaru ki shaadi se pehle Thakur ki us par nazar..etc..etc…sab bata deta hai…jo Aaru aur Sandhya bhi haan mein jawaab deti hai..
Raju: aur sabse badi baat..Ratna ki taraf dekhte hue..Thakur ki gandi nazar hamaare zameen par hai..jo ki is gaanv kaa sabse accha zameen hai..woh use bhi hadapna chahta hai jaise ki baaki logon ki zameen usne hadpa hai…bapu taiyyar nahi the..aur Thakur ne uska badla lene ke liye sab kuch kiya…
Kamre mein khaamoshi chaa jaati hai aur koi kuch nahi keh paata..
Thodi der ke baad Raju hi khamoshi todte hue kehta hai..
Raju: main jaanta hoon..hum sab ko bahut takleef ho rahi hai..lekin mujh par bharosa rakho..main Thakur se aisa badla loonga ki woh jeete jee mar jaana chahega…
Ratna: jo bhi karna hai beta..karo..main tumhe rokungi nahi…mujhe jaldi hi woh khabar chahiye…
Raju: chinta mat karo maa..maine sab soch rakha hai..bus kuch waqt ki baat hai..
Raju phir mahaul ko halka karte hue..ek aur ahem baat bataana hai..
Ratna: aur kya bacha hai bataane ke liye? aur kitna dil todega?
Raju: nahi maa..yeh khushi ki baat hai..
Ratna: kya?
Raju: maa..main aaj ghar aate samay gaanv ke pujari se baat ki hai..
Woh keh rahe the ki parson kaa din bahut accha hai aur hum sab ki shaadi kar denge..
Yeh baat sun kar Aaru, Sandhya aur Sudha sharma jaati hai aur apni nazrein neeche jhuka leti hai..
Ratna: beta, itni jaldi kaise…aur waise bhi hamara mood bhi kharab hai..
Raju: main jaanta hoon..lekin hum Thakur ke dar se apna jeena aur jindagi to kharab nahi kar sakte naa..
Aur waise bhi..maine sab soch ke rakha hai..aage kya aur kaise karna hai aur Thakur se badla kaise lena hai..tum uski chinta mat karo..
Raju sab ki taraf dekh kar: mujh par bharosa hai naa tum sab ko?
Chaaro ek saath haan mein sar hila dete hai..
Raju: to phir baat pakki…ab khushi ke din apne rahenge aur Thakur ki ulti ginti shuru..
Sab haan mein sar hila dete hai..
Raju phir haste hue…to kal bahut kaam hai..kal sab ke liye kharidaari bhi karni hai..samay bahut kam hai..theek?
Teeno ki taraf dekh kar..kya kya chahiye tum logon ko?
Teeno ek saath: aapko jo accha lage, le aana..
Raju Sudha ki taraf dekh kar..kal aap mere saath chalna…mil kar khareedari karte hai..
Sudha sharma jaati hai aur haan kehti hai..
Raju: to phir theek hai..kal jaldi hi nikal jaayenge..aur haan…Sandhya ki taraf dekh kar..aap apni behan ko phone kar ke bula lo..woh bhi yahan aayegi to accha rahega…aur usse bhi milna ho jaayega..
Sandhya: usko bulaane ki zaroorat hai kya?
Raju: haan..kyun nahi..behcaari woh bhi to akeli hai..uska pati to haath paanv tudwaaye ghar baitha hai..kuch to nahi kar sakta..
Ratna bhi Raju ki baat ko maan jaati hai aur Sandhya se kehti hai ki use bhi bula le..
Sab log apne kamre se nikal jaate hai..sone ke liye…
Raju bhi uth kar darwaaza band karne ko aata hai…to Aaru palat kar Raju ko apni baahon mein lekar uske honth choomte hue….bahut accha kaam kiya tumne Raju…parson kaa intezaar rahega…
Raju: main bhi…aur has deta hai…
Sab log apne kamre mein jaa kar apne khayaalon ki waadiyon mein kho jaate hai…
Note: this is also a "sex less" update...lekin next 3-4 updates will have hot and romantic sex...