Season 1 Update 9
Veeran jaldi naal thalle jhuk ke jhola kadke raju nu dindi hai, jo ke self thalle samne hi piya hunda, veeran tan bas tharak bhorn layi natak kar rahi si. dono jane bahar vehde vich jande han te ja ke charanjeet nu bulaunde han. charanjeet veeran nu raat nu raju nu ohna ghar saun lai puchhdi hai te dasdi hai usda gharwala raat shehar ja reha hai te ghar vich oh raat nu ikalli hovegi te raat nu usnu ikalli nu passu sambalne aukhe han.
ene nu baljeet vi pipe lai ke aa janda hai te charanjeet nu bulaunda te charanjeet baljeet nu vi apne aun da karn das dindi hai. baljeet kehnda hai.
baljeet:- koi gall nahi bhabhi, raju aa javega, vaise vi raat nu main ghare hi aa tan raju raat thode ghar pai javega.
raju:- hanji aunty, tusi mere hunde fikar na karo, main thonu bilkul vi dar nahi lagan daunga.
charanjeet nu raju di gal sun ke bahut changa lagda hai.
veeran:- charanjeet, sham nu main te raju ikathe dudh lain layi aa jawange, te main dudh lai ke ghare aa jawangi te raju tere kol ruk jawaega.
charanjeet:- thik ae main hun chaldi han, ohna ne shehar jana hai, tan ohna layi roti bana deva.
charanjeet apne ghar chali jandi hai te raju te baljeet vi khet nu chale jande han, pipe badlan de layi. baki da din ave hi gujar janda hai te sham ho jandi hai. odher charanjeet raju de aun da besabri naal injar kar rahi hundi hai.
sham nu veeran dolu chakdi hai te raju nu awaj mardi hai. raju apne kamre vich hunda hai te veeran di awaj sun ke bahar aunda hai tan veeran usnu dasdi hai ke aja charanjeet ke ghare chaliye. dono jane charanjeet ke ghar nu tur painde han. charanjeet ka ghar veeran ke ghar ton do ghar chhad ke hi hunda hai. charanjeet ka main gate khula hunda hai te dono ander chale jande han. ander ja ke charanjeet veeran nu dolu vich dudh pa ke dindi hai te dono janiyan baith ke galan karn lag jandian han. raju duje kamre vich ja ke tv dekhn lag janda hai. adhe ghante de baad veeran uthdi hai te ghare vapas chali jandi hai. hun ghar vich charanjeet te raju ikalle hunde han. raju tv dekh reha hunda hai te charanjeet rasoi vich roti banaun lag jandi hai te usde dimag vich raju de khyal hi ghum rahe hunde han. 7:00 vaje de karib charanjeet raju bulaundi hai.
charanjeet:- raju, putt aja roti khaa lai.
raju:- auna, aunty.
raju janda hai te charanjeet table te roti te sabji vagera rakh chuki hundi. raju ja ke kursi te baith janda hai. charanjeet vi raju naal vali kursi te hi baith jandi hai te dono roti khan lagde han. roti khande-khande dono gallan kar rahe hunde han. roti fadaun de bahane charanjeet raju de hathan te hath laundi hai. charanjeet raju ton pehlan roti kha laindi hai te raju haje roti kha reha hunda hai. par charanjeet othe hi baithi rehndi hai te gallan kardi raju te patt te hath rakh dindi hai te hauli-hauli sehlaun lagdi hai. raju nu eh thoda ajeeb lagda hai par fer maja vi aun lagda hai. thodi der baad raju vi roti kha lainda hai te charanjeet sare bhande leke rasoi vich chali jandi hai te dhon lagdi hai. bhande dho ke charanjeet bahar aa ke raju nu kehndi hai ke apaan thoda time tv dekhange fer so javange. raju thik ae, kehnda hai.
thodi der baad charanjeet sare kam nibed ke raju naal aa ke sofe te baith jandi hai te tv dekhn lagdi hai. dono jane film dekh rahe hunde han te comedy scene aa reha hunda hai te dono khub hasde han. fer thodi film dekhn ton baad film vich serious scene aa janda hai jo ke ek maa te putt da hunda hai jis nu vekh ke charanjeet thodi bhavuk ho jandi hai te usdian akhan vich paani aa janda hai. raju di nigah achanak charanjeet te paindi hai te charanjeet dian akhan vich paani dekh ke raju charanjeet nu puchhda hai.
raju:- aunty, ki hoya thonu, tusi thik tan ho?
charanjeet:- kujh ni putt, main thik han.
raju nu patta lag gya si ke koi gall tan hai.
raju:- aunty, mainu patta koi tan gall hai, jo thonu pareshan kar rahi. tusi fiker naa karo, te befiker ho ke mainu daso.
charanjeet:- kujh ni putt, bas aha ma putt de pyar wala scene dekh main thodi bhavook ho gayi si. mere koi bacha haini naa, es layi.
raju samjh gya ke charanjeet se koi bacha nahi hai es layi charanjeet udas ho gayi. raju vi charanjeet de akhan de hanjhu dekh ke bhavook ho gya te us ton charanjeet da eh dukh dekhya nahi ja reha si. raju nu charanjeet taras te pyar dono eko time hi aa rahe san. akhir-kar raju ne charanjeet da mood thik karn de layi charanjeet da ek hath apne hath vich fadya te charanjeet nu samjhaun laga.
raju:- aunty, tusi udas na hovo.
raju ena kehke duje hath naal charanjeet de hanjhu punjhda hai te kehnda hai.
raju:- aunty, bas eni gal pichhe tusi roi jande ho. naale thonu eh kive keh sakde ho ke thode koi bacha haini, thoda bacha tan thode sahmne baitha.
charanjeet ek dum raju dian akhan vich dekhdi hai te bade pyar naal aakhdi hai.
charanjeet:- raju, ki keha tu, putt?
raju:- sahi tan keha hai, tusi mainu kinne pyar naal putt kehnde ho te main thodian akhaan vich dher sara pyar dekh sakda han.
charanjeet muskraundi hai.
raju:- bas tusi ese taran muskraya karo, es taran tusi bahur sohne lagde ho, naale tusi fiker naa karo main thode bache di kimat vi puri kar daunga. bas tusi udas naa hoya kareyo.
charanjeet nu raju di gall sun ke raju te bahut pyar aunda hai te agge ho ke raju nu galle laa laindi hai. raju nu vi charanjeet khush dekh ke sakun milda hai te oh vi charanjeet nu ghut ke jaffi paa lainda hai.
Gale milan ton baad dono alag hunde han te raju charanjeet nu puchhda hai.
raju:- hun daso aunty, thoda putt thode layi hor ki sakda hai?
charanjeet raju di eh gal sunn ke khush hundi hai te oh vi hun apne dil di gall raju naal puri taran khul ke karna chahundi hai.
charanjeet:- putt, main hun ki dassan, main tan apne putt naal bahut pyar karna chahundi haan te main apne putt nu............. raju, putt tu bura tan nahi manega je main tainu dassan bhi main hor ki karna chahuni han.
raju:- aunty, tusi fiker naa karo, tusi apne putt nu dil khol ke daso jo dasna hai. fer dekhyo thoda putt kive pura karda hai.
charanjeet nu tasali hundi hai ke hun oh raju naal puri khul sakdi hai.
charanjeet:- putt, merian tan bache de bachpan ton laike jawani tak dian sarian reejhan adhurian hi payia han.
raju:- aunty, thoda putt thode sahmne baitha hai, befiker ho ke daso.
charanjeet:- putt, main tan ane putt nu ghut ke jaffi pauna chahundi han. usnu apne naal bed te ghut ke jaffi pake sauna chahundi han.
raju nu charanjeet gallan sunke charanjeet te bada pyar aa reha hunda hai.
charanjeet:- main apne putt nu apna dudh chunghauna chahundi han te main chahundi han ke mera putt raat nu mere pehke mera dudh chunghe te dudh chungda-chungda son jaave te main vi ese taran usde sir nu pyar naal shlaundi saon jaava.
charanjeet di eh gal sun ke raju dian akhan khulian reh jandian han.
charanjeet:- putt, tainu mera ae gall ajeeb lagdi honi ae na.
raju haske charanjeet nu jawab dinda hai.
raju:- aunty, es vich ajeeb wali kehdi gall hai, eh tan thoda apne putt de prati pyar hai.
charanjeet khush ho ke raju nu puchhdi hai.
charanjeet:- putt, fer ki tun tyar hain mera putt banan de layi?
raju:- hanji aunty, main tan kado da tyar han.
charanjeet raju nu fer ghutt ke jaffi paa laindi hai te raju di gall te ghutt ke chumdi hai te kehndi hai.
charanjeet:- thank yu putt, mainu ni lagda si ke tu raaji hovenga. par tu mera putt ban ke mainu meri jindgi di bahut vaddi khushi diti hai. tu ethe baith main apne dona vaste dudh garm karke leyaundi han.
charanjeet uth ke rasoi vich jandi hai te dona layi dudh garm karn lagdi hai. charanjeet bahut khush si. oh apna sab kujh ajj raju ton lutta dena chahundi si. raju bahar baitha tv dekh reha hunda hai. par asla vich charanjeet de khyalan vich dubiya piya hunda hai. usnu yakeen nahi ho reha hunda jo kujh hun charanjeet ne akhya hunda hai. par raju nu ek gall da yakeen ho gya si ke charanjeet naal usdi jindgi ek nava mod lavegi te jis vich usnu bahut maja aun wala hai. par raju sochda hai ke oh charanjeet naal dhaka nahi karega, charanjeet jive karna chahegi oh ove hi karega, kyonki jekar charanjeet usnu mumme chunghaun layi raat nu tyar hundi hai tan aurat-mard de hor kama layi vi tyar ho javegi. par oh sara kujh charanjeet de mutabik hi karega kyonke es vich alag hi maja avega.
Charanjeet dudh garm karke lai aundi hai table rakhi hai.
charanjeet:- mere putt layi garma-garm dudh.
raju:- aunty, kya baat ae. ajj main tera dudh tere kolon hi piyunga.
charanjeet raju di gall sunke raju nu apne naal jod ke baith jandi hai te ek hath raju de sir upron di tappa ke apne naal laundi hai te duje hath naal dudh wala glass chak di hai. raju da sir hun charanjeet de modhe te hunda hai mumme ton thoda jeha upar wal. fer charanjeet raju de muh nu glass lah dindi hai te raju dudh peen lagda hai.
charanjeet:- raju putt, ek gall hor si jo main tainu dasna chahundi han.
raju:- daso naa aunty, ajj tusi sarian gallan das deyo, sharmao naa.
charanjeet:- tu hun keha naa ke tu mera dudh mere hathan naal peena hai, main tainu apne hathan naal dudh peauna chahundi han par aha majh de thana cho nikleya dudh ni balki mere thana vicho nikleya dudh.
raju:- par eh kive ho sakda hai, aunty, par tusi tension naa lavo main es majh de dudh nu hi thoda dudh samjh ke pee lavanga.
tan charanjeet apna ek bahut vadda raaj raju de kholdi hai jo ke charanjeet de pati nu vi nahi patta si.
charanjeet:- putt, je tainu vi mere vangu mera dudh peen di ichha hai tan eh ho sakda hai.
raju eh sunke hairan reh janda hai te utsukta naal charanjeet ton puchhda hai.
raju:- sachi, aunty, par kive ho sakda hai?
charanjeet:- je tainu mera dudh peen da mann hai tan ho sakda hai.
raju khush ho janda hai te kehnda hai.
raju:- haan aunty mainu ichha hai. jekar thonu bura naa lage tan. par eh sab kive hovega, aunty?
fer charanjeet apna eh raaj raju nu dasn lagdi hai.
to be continued..........
