bahut badhiya update! ekdom garma garam writings!Aab wo dono bahar aa gaye the.. Bahar uski purani se khatara bike thi .. use na piche pakadane ki jagah thi na uske sit achhe the.. wo dekh kar neeta tension mai aa jati hai.
Aur mann mai kahti hai..
Kya din aa gaye hai mere.. Aise khatara bike pai jana pad raha hai.. aur inn jahil longo ke liye.. Gagan kaha fasa diya tumane muje.. Fir wo khud se hi kahte hai gagan ne fasa diya ya tum khud fas gayi.. aapne bhola ji ke liye.. Gagan ne to tuje Jane ko bhi bola nahi tha .. tum aapne bhola ji ke liye Jane ko ready ho gaye the… par iss mai bhola ji ka kya kasoor.. Unone to kaha bhi nahi. .. Gaanv walo ne hi sujav diya ki bhola ke bike pai jao bol ke.. Par inn longo ko bhola ji ne kaha hoga to.. Nahi nahi bhola ji aise nahi kar sakte.. wo itane chalak nahi hai.. wo to sidhe sadhe hai.. unka ismai kya kasoor.. wo to garib hai.. aab gaanv ke garib ke paas iss se achhe bike kaha se aa sakte hai..
Tab bhola kahta hai..
Chaliye memsaab
Neeta ne pyar se bhola ki taraf dekha..
aur kaha..
Haan.. Par isko piche se pakadane ko kuch nahi hai kya..
Nahi memsaab
Aab mai baithu kaise aur kis ko pakdu
Muje
Kya??
Jara jor se chilate hui neeta kahti hai.. Tab bhola bike pai jake baith gaya aur kick marke usne gadi start ki.. Fir neeta bhola ke piche jake aaram se baith gayi.. aur ek haath se seat cover ko usne pakad liya..aur kaha
Chalo
Jaise hi bhola ko usne chalo kaha waise hi gadi band pad gayi..
He bhagwaan!! isse bhi abhi band padna tha..
Kuch nahi memsaab abhi suru kar deta hu..
Thik hai karo try..
Aisa thoda haste hui neeta kahti hai.. Bhola fir se kick marne lagta hai.. 4-5 kick ke baad bike start ho gayi.. Bhola ne bike aage badai. .. Matlab gaanv ke road par use le aaya.. Tab neeta use kahti hai..
Bhola ji bike aaram se chalana, mai gir na jau.. Yaha pakadane ko kuch dhang ka nahi hai.. Mai pahle baar bike pai baithi hu..
Kya ???
Haan
Gagan sahab ke saath nahi baithi aap kabhi..
Nahi car hai hamare paas… tab bike pai baithane ki koi jarurat hi nahi padi..
Haan wo to hai
Isliye aap aaram se chalao
Memsaab aap chinta na kare
Waise road kaisa hai.. Hum ja rahe hai waha ka
Shila shetty ke gaal ke jaisa..
Tab bhola ke shoulder ko marte hai.. Pyar se..
Besharm!! Thik se batao na
Thik se to bol raha hu shilpa shetty ke gaal ke jaisa road chikana hai..
Achha!! fir raste mai gadde kyon hai..
Aab makeup utar jayega to raste mai ke gadde samne aa jayege na..
Dhatt!!! Ek no ke besharm ho tum
Aisa kah ke uske pit ko pyar se marti hai..
Bhola bike dhire dhire chala raha tha.. aur usko gaanv ki kuch baate bata raha tha..aab thode der baad neeta boli
Itana dhire bike chalaoge to bahut der ho jayege waha pahunchane mai .. aur hame waha saman lena hai aur wapis bhi aana hai..
To fir fatfati muje doudani padege..
To doudao na fir..
Uske liye memsaab aap ko dono taraf taange karke baithna padega nahi to aap gir jaoge…
Pagal ho kya tum.. Maine saree pahani hai.. Saree pahan kar dono side se pair nikal ke kaise baith sakate hai..
Gaanv ki aurate to baithati hai..
Gaanv ki aurate baithati hogi.. muje nahi aata..
Mai sikhau kya
Muje nahi sikhana hai..
tab bhola piche neeta ki taraf dekhte hui kahta hai..
Sachmuch sikhau kya.. gadi rukau kya…
nahi bola na..
neeta gusse mai uski aur dekhte hui kahte hai..
Tab bhola aage dekhta hai aur kuch sochkar kahta hai..
Par memsaab aap kuch bhi bolo aap se achhi shalu hai ..
Bhola ke aise kahne se wo sochane lagti hai ye bhola ek taraf mere piche padha hai .... muje patane ke chakkar mai hai.. Isliye aapne bike pai bithake yaha bajuwale gaaon mai leke ja raha hai aur dusari aur mere samne shalu ki tarif kar raha hai.. Bahut harami hai ye.. Ek taraf muje pata raha hai aur dusari aur Shalu ko .... isse sabak sikhna hoga.....
Ye sochate hui neeta gusse me kahti hai....
ha ha .. Usko hi leke aate.. muje kyon leke aaye..
Aab kya kare usko leke aana chahata tha par gaanv walo ne jimma diya hai to pura karna hi padega na ..
Haan pata hai
Muje to darr hai
Tab gusse mai kahti hai
Kya darr hai
Aap sabji ka boj uta paoge ya nahi
Haan uta paungi.. Mai kya tume aise waise lag rahe hu kya.. Achha khasa boj uta pati hu.. Par boj to tum utane wale ho na.. Mai kya boj utane aayi hu kya yaha ..
Boj leke gadi pai baithana to padega na
Wo kar lungi daro mat
Dekhte hai..
Dekh lo.. Par aap ne kyon kaha shalu achhi hai mujse
Bhola ko laga aab baat ban rahi hai..
Neeta ko bhola ki ye baat achhi nahi lagi ki usne shalu ko usse achha kaha.. Uske samne ek nokrani ke level ke aurat ki tarif usne ki thi us wajah se wo gussa ho gayi thi..
Wo hai isliye kaha
To jao use ke paas
ha ha me to usi ke pass jauga..
to jao na much se kiyo bat kar rahe ho aap..
Neeta gusse mai bhola ko kahti hai…
Bhola ki ye tarkib kam kar gayi thi.. wo neeta ke maje le raha tha.. Use kuch bhi karke uske mamme ke maje lene the. Neeta aaj desi look mai kafi aachi lag rahi thi…
Shalu ko mere fatfati pai baithane ka mann hota hai.. Hamesha se wo ready rahti hai..
Muche kiyon bata rahe ho aap ....
Dono side se pair rakhkar bahut achhe se baithati hai wo..
Saree hote hui
Haan .. Bahut achha lagta hai muje usko fatfati pai ghumana
Lagata hoga muje kya
kiyo aap ko jalan ho rahi hai kya....
jalan aur muje .... wo kyon hogi Bhala..
hahaha …
Bhola hasne lagta hai .....
muche aap ki koi bakwaas nahi sunani …
Phir wo dono shaant rahe
Waise aap hamesa saree hi pahanti hai kya....
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Aap ko uss se kya...mai kuch bhi pahnu aap ko us se kya.....
muje kya karna hai aap saree pahne ya shorts par mai ye soch raha tha aap etni sundar hai .. Pari se bhi jada.. to aap ne kuch bhi pahen liya to aap bahut sunder hi dikhoge hi..
Uske iss tarif se aab thoda us ka gussa kam ho gaya tha .. Neeta ko bhola ki tarif aachi lagne lagi thi .. us ne aaj use pari se bhi jyada sundar bol diya tha .... Usse to wo bahut kush ho gayi thi.. use tab yaad aata hai ki thode der pahle usne usse shalu ko achha kaha tha..
Tum mard log ek pai nahi rah sakte.. Aabhi thode der pahle shalu ko mujse achhe kah rahe the aur aab muje pari se jada sunder.. Tum sab mard logo ki ek hi fidarat hoti hai.. Ye bhi chahiye aur wo bhi..
Thode jada gusse mai wo bolti hai..
Kyon aap ko shalu se jalan ho rahi hai kya
muje kyon jalan hogi tumare us unpad ganwar shila se
Bhola ko lagta hai aab kuch jada ho raha hai.. isliye wo kahta hai..
mene to aap se aise hi kaha tha …
Matlab
Muje laga aap aise mere kahne se thik se baith jaoge..
Matlab dono side pair kar ke
Haan
Baith to mai bhi sakte hu par..
Aap dariye mat mai bita dunga
Neeta kuch soch kar kahte hai
Thik hai
Gadi rukau kya
Haan
bike roko
Tab bhola ne bike rok di..
EditedAab wo dono bahar aa gaye the.. Bahar uski purani se khatara bike thi .. use na piche pakadane ki jagah thi na uske sit achhe the.. wo dekh kar neeta tension mai aa jati hai.
Aur mann mai kahti hai..
Kya din aa gaye hai mere.. Aise khatara bike pai jana pad raha hai.. aur inn jahil longo ke liye.. Gagan kaha fasa diya tumane muje.. Fir wo khud se hi kahte hai gagan ne fasa diya ya tum khud fas gayi.. aapne bhola ji ke liye.. Gagan ne to tuje Jane ko bhi bola nahi tha .. tum aapne bhola ji ke liye Jane ko ready ho gaye the… par iss mai bhola ji ka kya kasoor.. Unone to kaha bhi nahi. .. Gaanv walo ne hi sujav diya ki bhola ke bike pai jao bol ke.. Par inn longo ko bhola ji ne kaha hoga to.. Nahi nahi bhola ji aise nahi kar sakte.. wo itane chalak nahi hai.. wo to sidhe sadhe hai.. unka ismai kya kasoor.. wo to garib hai.. aab gaanv ke garib ke paas iss se achhe bike kaha se aa sakte hai..
Tab bhola kahta hai..
Chaliye memsaab
Neeta ne pyar se bhola ki taraf dekha..
aur kaha..
Haan.. Par isko piche se pakadane ko kuch nahi hai kya..
Nahi memsaab
Aab mai baithu kaise aur kis ko pakdu
Muje
Kya??
Jara jor se chilate hui neeta kahti hai.. Tab bhola bike pai jake baith gaya aur kick marke usne gadi start ki.. Fir neeta bhola ke piche jake aaram se baith gayi.. aur ek haath se seat cover ko usne pakad liya..aur kaha
Chalo
Jaise hi bhola ko usne chalo kaha waise hi gadi band pad gayi..
He bhagwaan!! isse bhi abhi band padna tha..
Kuch nahi memsaab abhi suru kar deta hu..
Thik hai karo try..
Aisa thoda haste hui neeta kahti hai.. Bhola fir se kick marne lagta hai.. 4-5 kick ke baad bike start ho gayi.. Bhola ne bike aage badai. .. Matlab gaanv ke road par use le aaya.. Tab neeta use kahti hai..
Bhola ji bike aaram se chalana, mai gir na jau.. Yaha pakadane ko kuch dhang ka nahi hai.. Mai pahle baar bike pai baithi hu..
Kya ???
Haan
Gagan sahab ke saath nahi baithi aap kabhi..
Nahi car hai hamare paas… tab bike pai baithane ki koi jarurat hi nahi padi..
Haan wo to hai
Isliye aap aaram se chalao
Memsaab aap chinta na kare
Waise road kaisa hai.. Hum ja rahe hai waha ka
Shila shetty ke gaal ke jaisa..
Tab bhola ke shoulder ko marte hai.. Pyar se..
Besharm!! Thik se batao na
Thik se to bol raha hu shilpa shetty ke gaal ke jaisa road chikana hai..
Achha!! fir raste mai gadde kyon hai..
Aab makeup utar jayega to raste mai ke gadde samne aa jayege na..
Dhatt!!! Ek no ke besharm ho tum
Aisa kah ke uske pit ko pyar se marti hai..
Bhola bike dhire dhire chala raha tha.. aur usko gaanv ki kuch baate bata raha tha..aab thode der baad neeta boli
Itana dhire bike chalaoge to bahut der ho jayege waha pahunchane mai .. aur hame waha saman lena hai aur wapis bhi aana hai..
To fir fatfati muje doudani padege..
To doudao na fir..
Uske liye memsaab aap ko dono taraf taange karke baithna padega nahi to aap gir jaoge…
Pagal ho kya tum.. Maine saree pahani hai.. Saree pahan kar dono side se pair nikal ke kaise baith sakate hai..
Gaanv ki aurate to baithati hai..
Gaanv ki aurate baithati hogi.. muje nahi aata..
Mai sikhau kya
Muje nahi sikhana hai..
tab bhola piche neeta ki taraf dekhte hui kahta hai..
Sachmuch sikhau kya.. gadi rukau kya…
nahi bola na..
neeta gusse mai uski aur dekhte hui kahte hai..
Tab bhola aage dekhta hai aur kuch sochkar kahta hai..
Par memsaab aap kuch bhi bolo aap se achhi shalu hai ..
Bhola ke aise kahne se wo sochane lagti hai. .
ye bhola ek taraf mere piche padha hai .... muje patane ke chakkar mai hai.. Isliye aapne bike pai bithake yaha bajuwale gaaon mai leke ja raha hai aur dusari aur mere samne shalu ki tarif kar raha hai.. Bahut harami hai ye.. Ek taraf muje pata raha hai aur dusari aur Shalu ko .... isse sabak sikhna hoga.....
Ye sochate hui neeta gusse me kahti hai....
ha ha .. Usko hi leke aate.. muje kyon leke aaye..
Tab bhola piche dekh ke kahta hai..
Aab kya kare usko leke aana chahata tha par gaanv walo ne jimma diya hai to pura karna hi padega na ..
Haan pata hai
thoda naraj hote hui wo kahte hai..
Muje to darr hai
Tab gusse mai kahti hai
Kya darr hai.. Aage dekh ke chalao fatfati.. Nahi to gira doge hume..
aab bhola ke juban ke word neeta ke juban pai aa rahe the ...
hum expert hai.. Piche dekh ke hum gadi acche se chala lete hai.. Chahe to aap shalu ko puch lo..
haan pata.. Aap bahut expert ho..
Shalu ka naam aane se phir ek baar wo naraj ho gayi thi.. Use narajagi se usko dekhte hui kahti hai..
Aap kuch boj ki baat kar rahe the..
Haan.. Aap sabji ka boj uta paoge ya nahi
Haan uta paungi.. Mai kya tume aise waise lag rahe hu kya.. Achha khasa boj uta pati hu.. Par boj to tum utane wale ho na.. Mai kya boj utane aayi hu kya yaha ..
Boj leke gadi pai baithana to padega na
Wo kar lungi daro mat aap
Dekhte hai..
Dekh lo.. Par aap ne kyon kaha shalu achhi hai mujse
Bhola ko laga aab baat ban rahi hai..
Neeta ko bhola ki ye baat achhi nahi lagi ki usne shalu ko usse achha kaha.. Uske samne ek nokrani ke level ke aurat ki tarif usne ki thi us wajah se wo gussa ho gayi thi..
Wo hai isliye kaha
tab niche dekhte hui kahte hai..
To jao use ke paas
ha ha me to usi ke pass jauga..
Bhola ne jab kaha mai usi ke paas jaunga tab neeta jada guuse mai aa gayi..aur gusse mai use kahte hai..
Chup raho aur mera dimag mat khao aap..
Mai kaha dimag kha raha hu aap ka..
To ye shalu puran kyon laga rakha hai mere paas..
Neeta ke aise kahne se bhola kush ho jata hai..
Mai to bas itana kah raha tha ki wo achhi hai..
Fir se ek baar jab bhola ne shalu ko achha kaha to aab neeta bahut jada gusse mai aa gayi ..
to jate na use ke paas..muj se kiyo bat kar rahe ho aap ..
Neeta gusse mai bhola ko kahti hai…
Bhola ki ye tarkib kam kar gayi thi.. wo neeta ke maje le raha tha.. Use kuch bhi karke uske mamme ke maje lene the. Neeta aaj desi look mai kafi aachi lag rahi thi…
Shalu ko mere fatfati pai baithane ka mann hota hai.. Hamesha se wo ready rahti hai..
tab neeta sar pai haath marke lete hai.. aur kahte hai..
Fir se shalu puran
Shalu puran nahi haqiqat hai neeta ji..
Hogi par Muche kyon bata rahe ho aap ....
Dono side se pair rakhkar bahut achhe se baithati hai wo..
Saree hote hui
Haan .. Bahut achha lagta hai muje usko fatfati pai ghumana
Lagata hoga muje kya
kiyo aap ko jalan ho rahi hai kya....
Tab niche dekhte hui kahti hai..
jalan aur muje .... wo kyon hogi Bhala..
hahaha …
Bhola hasne lagta hai .....
muche aap ki koi bakwaas nahi sunani hai …
Phir wo dono shaant rahe .. Kuch der baad bhola bola
Waise aap hamesa saree hi pahanti hai kya....
Aap ko uss se kya...mai kuch bhi pahnu aap ko us se kya.....
muje kya karna hai aap saree pahne ya shorts par mai ye soch raha tha aap etni sundar hai .. Pari se bhi jada.. to aap ne kuch bhi pahen liya to aap bahut sunder hi dikhoge hi..
Uske iss tarif se aab thoda us ka gussa kam ho gaya tha .. Neeta ko bhola ki tarif aachi lagne lagi thi .. us ne aaj use pari se bhi jyada sundar bol diya tha .... Usse to wo bahut kush ho gayi thi.. use tab yaad aata hai ki thode der pahle usne usse shalu ko achha kaha tha..
Tum mard log ek pai nahi rah sakte.. Aabhi thode der pahle shalu ko mujse achhe kah rahe the aur aab muje pari se jada sunder.. Tum sab mard logo ki ek hi fidarat hoti hai.. Ye bhi chahiye aur wo bhi..
Thode jada gusse mai wo bolti hai..
Kyon aap ko shalu se jalan ho rahi hai kya
muje kyon jalan hogi aap ke us unpad ganwar shila se
Bhola ko lagta hai aab kuch jada ho raha hai.. isliye wo kahta hai..
mene to aap se aise hi kaha tha …
Matlab
Muje laga aap aise mere kahne se thik se baith jaoge..
Matlab dono side pair kar ke
Haan
Baith to mai bhi sakte hu par..
Aap dariye mat mai bita dunga
Neeta kuch soch kar kahte hai
Thik hai
Gadi rukau kya
Haan
bike roko
Tab bhola ne bike rok di..