Purnima Sen
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ekdom chamatkar,lajawab aur behad hi mast update. bahut bahut maza aya is kahaani padhke.Koi dekhega
To Kahi chalate hai
Neeta na mai garden hilati hai
Usko leke jao
Jagah nahi hai
room ki kya jarurat hai tumari Jhopde mein leke jao..
hai na
Kyon
Wo bade ghar ki hai na
To
Wo jhopade mai nahi aayege
Tu manane mai master ho na to usko mana lo
Wo nahi manegi na
Kyon
Wo bhi tumare jaise hi hai .. baat jaldi manati nahi na
Neeta- us ka naam kya hai
Bhola- kanta
tum log to Kahi bhi suru ho jate ho na waise suru ho jao uske saath
Hame kya tumane kutta kutte samaz ke rakha hai kya
Tab neeta hasane lagi
waise main barati hun. .ladke wale ki taraf se hu.. tume itna intezaam karna chahy. .
neeta bhi soch mein pad jati ab kya kare ..
Kya soch rahi ho
Kuch nahi
Decide kiya kya
Haan baba karti hu
Tabhi gagan waha aata hai
gagan kahta hai neeta muje allhabad airport chorane ke bad maa ko ghar se le aana hai..tum highway se thik se car chala paogi naa..
haan koi doubt hai kya tume gagan mere driving par
Aisa kah ke bhola ki taraf dekh ke hasane lagi..
Gagan- nahi nahi waise koi baat nahi hai..
to baat kya hai
wo mukhiya ji bol rahe the bhola achhi driving karta hai..
tab neeta bhola ko dekhani lagi
wo shayad kuch saal delhi mai bhi raha hai..
ye baat sunke neeta chounk jati hai.. aur pahle gagan ke taraf dekhane lagati hai..aur phir bhola ki taraf..
tab bhola mann mai kahta hai..
Sala iss gagan ko abhi ye baat batane ki kya jarurat thi.. achha khasa ise pata raha tha.. aur ye line pai bhi aa rahi thi.. itane dino ki mehnat rang la rahi thi aur ye sala beech mai aake sala maza kirkira kar raha hai..
Gagan- mai soch raha hu bhola ko hi saath mai lete hai.. tume company bhi mil jayenge..tum kya kahti hu
tab bhola ki aur dekhte hui neeta kahti hai
Gagan tum baat to sahi kah rahe ho par iss pai kuch sochana padega..
tabhi gagan ko mukhiya aawaz deta hai tab gagan kahta hai
Tum soch lo
Aisa kah ke waha se chala jata hai.. neeta ka gagan ke baat par jada dhyan nahi tha..sirf haa mai wo garden hilati hai..gagan jate hi neeta kahti hai
to hamse baate chupai ja rahi thi
Nahi aise koi baat nahi hai hamari iss bare mai baat nahi hui isliye bataya nahi ki mai delhi mai rah chuka hu
Baat ko mat ghumao
aisa bol ke wo aage aage jane lagi aur bhola uske piche piche
To muje kab room milega
Itane bhi kya jaldi hai
tab samne se ek aurat aati hai usko dekh ke bhola kahta hai
Tum us aurat ko janate ho kya
Tab neeta us aurat ko dekhti hai
Haan ek to baar mili hu
aur us aadmi ko
dekha hai par janati nahi
Undono ka chakkar hai
Par wo to uski biwi hai na.. kya naam hai uska..
Hari
haan hari
tab bhola chalate chalate dusare ek aurat ki taraf ishara karta hai
Iska kya
Iskya uske saath chakkar hai
Kah ke ek aadmi ki taraf ishara karta hai
tab neeta hasane lagi
tume bada pata hai
Pata rakhana padta hai
phir Bhola Neeta Ko batane lagata hai ki konse ganv ke lady ka kis ke saath chakkar hai ..Neeta uspar hasane lagati hai usko Bhola ka batane ka tarika achha lag Raha tha aur usko hasi bhi aa rahi thi.. aab wo dono neeta ke ghar ke paas pahunch jate hai tab neeta sharma ke kahte hai
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Bulao aapne rani ko aur jaldi se wapis aa jao
tum bahar khadi rahoge na
Aab dusara koi option hai kya mere paas
phir bhola kanta ke saath aander chala jata hai
Koi aa jayega
Nahi bahar wo neeta raani khadi hai
Kon wo memsaab
Haa..
tera kuch hai kya us memsaab ke saath ..
Aabhi tak to nahi
Aabhi tak ka kya matlab
Irada to hai lekin chalu aurat hai.. hhath mai nahi aate hai..
Ye saab baate bahar khadi rahkar neeta sunati hai .. Neeta door ke bahar khadi thi .. aur aander Khel chal Raha tha aander se badi badi aawaje aa rahi thi..
Bahr nikalne ke baad wo ladaki neeta ko dekh ke haske bahar nikal jati hai..kuch der baad wo ladaki neeta ko milati hai..
kaise ho memsaab..
thik hu..
baat kuch aage badi ki nahi..
konse baat..
jane dijiyega..waise bhola achha aadmi hai..
wo to mai jan chuki thi tabhi to itani badi badi aawaje nikal rahi thi..
kya kare wo itana maza de raha tha ki aawaje khud bhi khud bahar nikal rahi thi..
jada shahani mat ban.. mai sab janati hu..
waise memsaab aap ka mard itana maza deta hai kya.. mera mard to bhola itane maze nahi deta..
tuje kya karna hai..
muje to kuch karna nahi hai.. par muje lagata hai bhola itana maja koi nahi deta hai..
matlab tera ye pahale time nahi tha..
nahi memsaab .. hamara to 2 saal se chal raha hai..
matlab bhola ne mujase jhooth bola tha..
kya kaha tha bhola ne aap se..
kuch nahi.. tuje kya karna hai..
mai samaji .. bhola ne aapse kya kaha hoga.. shyad aapko impress karne ke liye bola hoga .. 2 minute mai patake dikhaunga.. yahi na memsaab..ye bhola ki purani aadat hai ..
neeta aab waha se gusse se chali jati hai..bhola ke paas..
Tumane muje jhoot kyon bola..
kya jhoot bola..neeta raani..
mai koi neeta raani nahi hu..samaje..
kya jhooth..
yahi ki us ladaki se tumara 2 saal se chakkar hai aur tumane aisa kaha ki mai usko 2 minute mai patake dikhaunga..
maine aise to nahi kaha tha..
aisa nahi lekin kabhi kaha nahi ki tumara us ladaki ke saath 2 saal se chakkar hai..
kahata to tum room kaise dete..
tumane ye saab room ke liye kiya na ..
haa..
aur kuch nahi naa..
haa.. aur kuch nahi ..
aapko kya laga..
kuch nahi..
neeta jane lagi..
boliye na neeta raani..aap ko kya laga..
neeta piche ghum ke gusse se dekhate hai..
no neeta raani..
kya..
muje neeta rani mat kaho..
to kya kahu..sirf raani..
neeta hasti hai..
sirf neeta ..
thik hai. sirf neeta..
neeta hasati hai..
Good one updatemuje neeta rani mat kaho..
to kya kahu..sirf raani..
neeta hasti hai..
sirf neeta ..
thik hai. sirf neeta..
Mujse baat mat karo.. aur mera picha mat karo..
aisa gusse mai kah ke ek corner mai jake khade rahte hai par waha bhi use koi shanti se khada nahi rahne deta.. Neeta ladki walon ke taraf se thi.. Ladke wale ke kuch log neeta ke paas aake kabhi kursi badlo, kabhi pani lao aise kaam neeta ko kahte hai par yeh sab neeta nahi karti thi par use bhi maloom tha ki wo ladki wale hai to ladki walon ko ladke walon ki khidmat to karna padti hai.. issi wajah se wo nakhushi mai kisi ko bolkar wo kaam karva deti hai . waise aaj tak usne aisa koi shadi wala kaam nahi kiya tah.. par yaha karana pad raha tha..
tabhi uske paas Ladke walo ke taraf se aaye hui ek garib aadmi aata hai aur nakhra dikhate hui kahta hai..
kaisi taiyyari ki hai..
Neeta yeh sunke irritate hoti hai.. use bahut gussa aata hai par jab wo samne dekhti hai uska pati kafi calmly situations sambhal raha hai..wo dekh ke wo shaant ho jati hai.. Kuch log itne bade aadmi ko dekhke waise hi shaant ho jate magar kuch log aur nkahra dikhate .. Waise shade mein kuch log unsocial log hote hai waise log gagan se kaise bhi behave karte aur neeta ko ghurate rahte.. Iss se neeta ko aur jada gussa aa jata tha .. aur ye aadmi neeta ko gussa la raha tha.. kuch bhi kahe ja raha tha .. actually usne bahut pee hui thi.. aur nashe mai neeta se ched chad karne ka prayas kar raha tha.. nashe ke halat ne jab neeta ka haat pakadane ka prayas kiya to Neeta gussa ho jati hai aur use thappad mar deti hai.. Us waqt waha koi nahi tha to kisi ko jada pata nahi tha..
Baad mein thode dee baad rani rote hue neeta ke paas aati hai..
tab gagan kahta hai
Kya hua rani
dulha shadi nahi karana chahata hai
aab kya hua
memsaab ke wajah
Tab neeta gusse mai kahti hai
Mere wajah se.. Kya matlab hai tera
aap ne us aanand ji ko mara na
Tab gagan neeta ki taraf dekh ke kahta hai
Kon aanand neeta
Tab aapne aap ko sambalate hui neeta kahti hai
Kon aanand?? muje kuch pata nahi
Tab ye rani kya kah rahi hai
Muje kya pata
tab rani kahti hai
Memsaab aapne jis ko thappad mara hai woh dulhe ke ghar ka malik hai aur karzdaar bhi hai dulha uska
Ye sunkar neeta shock ho jati hai aur phir khud ko sambalate hui kahte hai
Wo nashe mai mujse battamiji kar raha tah
par malkin aapne use mara
Tho kya karti.. usne mera haath pakada tha
aab situation gagan ko samaj mai aa jati hai
rani aab wo kya chahata hai
wo chahata hai memsaab usse maafi mange
Tab neeta gusse mai kahte hai
No way.. mai kyon mafi mangu usse.. meri kya galati hai.. usne hi mujse battamiji ki hai
tab Rani emotionally neeta ko aur torture karti hai . . wo rote hui kahti hai..
agar yeh shaadi toot gayi to rajwanti mar jaegi memsaab.. babauji ko kaise lagega unke bahu ki wajah se rajwanti ki shadi tuti aur wo mar gayi
N - mere wajah se kuch nahi hua
Tab gagan use baju mai leke jata hai
Neeta i know tumari ismai kuch galati nahi hai.. par ye gaanv ke log ganwar hai.. wo gussil hote hai.. aur shadi tod denge.. mere liye us pikkad se sorry kah do
Neeta chaha to nahi rahi thi par phir bhi gagan ka mann rakhane ke liye kahti hai
theek hai main usse sorry bol dungi par only sorry pair bair nahi pakadungi.. wo Rani kuch bhi nahi kahege to mai nahi karnewale
Haan haa only sorry kahana hai Rani kuch nahi kahege
aur wo Rani ko aawaz deti hai.. Rani uske paas aate hi gagan kahata hai
Neeta use sorry kah degi .. uske aage kuch nahi
haan sahab par jara tarike se kahe
Tab neeta kahti hai.
Matlab
Gusse se nahi
Tab neeta gusse se kahti hai
Haan kah dungi
aur aab wo teeno us aadmi ke paas pahunch jate hai tab Rani kahte hai
sahab hum dono yahi rukate hai.. memsaab akele jake mafi maang le to thik rahega warna wo khaamka gussa ho jayega aur baat jada bigad jayege
Tab gagan kahta hai
Haan Rani tum baat sahi kah rahi ho
aab neeta akele us aadmi ke paas jati hai.. wo neeta aapne paas aa rahi hai ye dekhkar bahut khush ho jata hai..
aa gayi kamini
Neeta ke nazdik aate hi kahta hai tab neeta kahte hai
Dekho mai tumse maafi maangne aayi hu
tab wo aadmi kahta hai
tere maafi se muje kya milega
Matlab
Tab wo aadmi uska haath pakadata hai Tab uska haath uske haath se churakar kahti hai
Battamij
Aur waha se us room se bahar aakar aapne pati ko kahti hai
maine maafi maange par wo battamij nahi sun raha hai
Matlab kya hai tumara neeta
Mera haath aapne haath mai pakada tha usne
Tab gusse mai gagan kahta hai
Us do kodi ke aadmi ki itani himaat bolke uske taraf jane laga tab Rani ko laga baat aab bigad jayege isliye wo gagan ko pakad lete hai aur mukhiya ko kahti hai
Mukhiya aap bhi pakad lo sahab ko nahi to baat bigad jayege
Muje choro Rani
Tab mukhiya gagan ko pakadata hai
R - sahab aap ruko mai usse baat karti hu
Aisa bol ke Rani us aadmi ke paas jati hai aur gagan idhar aag babula ho raha tha..