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Teeno maa bete hafte thaqte huye Guruji ke aage baithey thay aur jaise hee apne kapdey pehnne waale thay tabhi Guruji unhey rok dete hai. Bahar boht thand thee pahado mein october ka mhina kuuch tezz hwa jo hota hai. Kamre ke kone mein angithi jal rhi thee aur upar se thoddi see jagah se dhua bahar ja rha tha, Kamra garam nahi tha par thanda bhi na tha. Guruji ek ek krke teeno maa beto ko kambal de dete hai. Teeno apne apne kambol odh neechay baith jaate hai. Ab teeno puri tarah thand se pack ho chukay thay. Chudai ki garmi ne thand ka ehsaas bhga toh dia tha lekin isse pehle ki sardi baithey Guruji ne unpr fir ehsaan kr dia. Ratna aur Shanti fir kone mein khadi sab tukur tukur dekh rhi thee. Guruji Ratna ko kuuch ishara karte hai aur woh andar chai bnane ke liye chali jaati hai. Shanti wahi khadi unn teeno aur Guruji ki baaton ko sun rhi thee.
Guruji : "Mein Mahesh se puchna chahunga ki usko kaisa lg rha hai, agar abhi bhi hichkichana hai toh Mahesh tum ghar ja skte hai mere pass tum logon ka ilaaj nahi hai."
Mahesh : "Nahi Nahi Guruji mein aapki baat smjh gya, mein moorkh tha jo aapki baat pehle na jaan saka, aap sahi keh rhe thay."
Guruji : "Theek hai, Kantiben gaadha veerya apne upar girwao twacha aur nikharegi, aur kam umar ki lagogi aur tum beta Jignesh tum bhi khyal rkha apni maa ka."
Itna kehkar teeno vida lete hai aur apni gaadi mein fauran rawana ho jaate hai ghar par masti krne, pyar krne ya jo chahe woh krne unka ghar unka paisa woh jaane. Ratna aur Shanti unke paise ko dekh kr zyada pareshan thee bjaye iske ki woh log yha kya kar rhe thay.
Ratna : "Mujhey nahi pta tha Guruji boht kuuch hota hai yahan par."
Guruji : "Sb maya hai Ratna, sb maya hai yha woh hota hai jo kabhi na kabhi hona hota hai yha jaise hota hai wha kaise bhi nahi hota."
Shanti : "Kya gol gol ghuma rhe ho Guruji."
Guruji : "Mein gol nahi ghuma rha hu ye dunia hee gol hai jeeyo aur jeene do chorro ye sab ki kya hota hai kya dekhna hai kya sahi kya galat."
Ratna : "Sahi kaha Guruji."
Guruji : "Sahi kehta hu ya Galat ye toh tum jano, par baat buri nahi krta ye mein janta hu."
Ratna aur Shanti bhi Guruji ye paath padhkar vida leti hai aur apne gao ki ore ho leti hai. Ratna aur Shanti fir se apni dukaan ki ore nikal jati hai. Bazaar ki shuruat mein ek dukaan thee Mittu ki.
Ratna : "Ye Mittu ki dukaan aaj fir band hai kya mamla ho gya?"
Pass mein hee sabzi wala btata hai ki Mittu ki dukaan bik rhi hai.
Ratna : "Lgta hai iske saath fir gao walo ne ananya kar dia."
Shanti : "Didi kyu krte hai sab iske saath aisa?"
Ratna : "Badi lambi kahani hai, bdi pareshan bhi rehti hai ye kuuch log hai dusre gao ke isko akela smjhkar iski dukaan band krane aa jate hai pta nahi isse dushmani kyu nikalte hai iska ladka Sampan hota na ghar pr inki tange todd deta."
Shanti : "Didi mein isko janti nahi hu lekin ek baar Mittu se milne chaley,"
Ratna : "Chal chalte hai, bechari dukaan bech rhi hai ptani kaisi hogi."
Ratna aur Shanti Mittu ke ghar ki ore chal det hai. Mittu ka ghar kheto ko paar krke dusri taraf tha. Dono behne Mittu ke ghar ke pass aa jaati hai aur ghar ke bahar ke lal batti wali gaadi khdi thee jispr bda bda Bharat Sarkar likha tha. Dono behne darr gyi.
Ratna : "Arre baap rey kahi isne karza warza toh nahi le lia?"
Bechari Bholi Ratna ko lg rha tha ki Bharat Sarkar ki gaadi karza vapis lene aayi thee.
Shanti : "Pta nahi didi kya kare jaye na jaaye fass na jaaye hm dono kahi."
Ratna : "Yha tak aaye milkr jana hee theek hoga. Aise gaye toh mann nahi manega chal dekhte hia kya baat ho gyi fase toh bhi sahi nahi toh koi dikkat hee nahi."
Dono behne himmat krke ghar mein ghus jaati hai koi awaaz nahi koi shor nahi bss baaton ki awaazein aa rhi thee.
Mittu gao ki bechari dupli patli aurat thee, akeli thee darpok bhi thee chotti chotti baaton par dar jaati hai. Dusre gao ke log jo uske pati ke dushman thay usko bda pareshan karte thay. Mittu ka pati 1-2 saal pehle hee laa pta ho gya tha. Mittu ki ek hee aulaad thee jo Delhi padhne gyi thee aur woh tha Sampan, Mittu ne ek ek paayi jodkar apne bhai ko dee jiski mdad se uska beta Sampan Delhi mein apne mama ke pass rehkar Sarkari Pariksha ki tyari kar rha tha. Dono behne Mittu se alag hamdardi rkhti thee kyuki usko pareshan karna roz ka kaam tha aur ab uske jaane ki baat sunke dil paseej hee gya. Unko nahi pta tha ki uski pareshani itni badh chuki hai.
Dono behne andar aur uss kamre ki ore chal di jha par se baaton ki awaaz aa rhi thee. Gate fira hua aur gate par khaki wardi ki shirt latki hui thee. Dono sehem gyi unhey lga kahi Mittu ke saath koi zor zabardasti na kar rha ho. Dono ne apni gati kam kee woh bhi janti thee woh kuch nahi kr payengi lekin agar aisa kuuch ua toh record krke km se km Mittu ko bacha lengi. Dono behne ruk gyi side hui aur barabar ke jangle se neechay ki aur baithkar andar dekhne lgi.
Andar ka nazara dekh kr koi kisi tarah ki zor zabardasti toh bol hee nahi skta tha. Andar ek single bed ka bistar tha jispr ek tagda aadmi laita tha aur uss aadmi ke shareer par bhalu jaise bhaal thay aisa lag rha tha ki uss aadmi mein taaqat koot koot kr bhri ho. Uss aadmi ke bhujao ka bhaar bhi dekhne laayak tha aur pairo ki banawat dekhkr lg rha tha ki roz ki warjis hoti hai. Uske upar ek dubli patli aurat laiti thee jisko dekh kr hee pta chal gya ki ye Mittu hai.
Dono ko lga ki Mittu ne koi yaar bna lia hai aur ab woh uske saath hee jane wali hai. Dono wahi baithi soch hee rhi thee ki Mittu jaise hee uss aadmi se upar se thodda sa uthi, toh chehra dekh Ratna sann ho gyi, woh aur koi nahi balki Mittu ka beta Sampan hee tha. Ratna ko kuuch smjh nahi aaya usne uthkar gate pr tangi khaki dekhi toh uspr likha tha IPS Sampan Kumar. Ratna ka dimaag chakra gya usko toh ye pta tha ki uska beta padhne gya usko nahi malum tha ki woh IPS hee bankar vapis aayega. Ratna ne ye baat Shanti ko btayi woh toh ulta taali bjane lgi maan na padega jazbe ko IPS hee bankar aaya ladka.
Mittu bde pyar se apne bete ke upar laiti hui thee, Sampan ke shareer ke bhar ke aage woh ek bacchi jitni lag rhi thee. Mittu puri nangi thee uska dubla shareer Sampan ko dhak bhi nahi pa rha tha aur bde pyar se woh uske upar laiti usse baat kr rhi thee.
Sampan kaafi hatta gatta naujawan tha jab tak gao mein tha tab tak kisi se milta julta nahi tha, logon ko uske baare mein kuuch zyada ata pta nahi rehta tha. Woh bechara padhne mein boht tezz tha gao mein mahaul nahi tha isi se bachane ke liye usne apne bhai ke yahan Delhi use padhne bhej dia tha aur ab Sampan ek afsar ka rutba lekar vapis aaya tha. Shanti aur Ratna toh wahi wahi ke puul bandhey ja rhi thee apne mann mein, apne bete ko afsar bnana aakhir kis maa ka sapna nahi hota hai? Mittu puri nangi bina ek kapdey ke apne bete Sampan ke upar laiti thee aur uski muucho mein tao de rhi thee. Sampan ke galey mein ek sone ki chain thee, zameen par Mittu ki pajami aur kacchi padhi thee aur side mein rakhi table par paani ki botal par uski safed bra latki hui thee, Mittu dupli patli thee ki uski bra bhi kuuch khasi bdi nahi thee kisi baniyan jaise thee par thee toh Sampan ki maa. Sampan bde pyar se apni maa ki gaand masal rha tha apne mazboot haathon se baar baar woh uske chutaro ko chorrata aur fir chorr deta. Mittu ki gaand ka chedh aur uska bhosda jab jab Sampan gaand kheechta toh kamre ke bahar se dikhta.
Mittu : "Delhi mein kiraye pe rehna padega kya?"
Sampan : "Thodde din maa abhi mujhey bangla allot nahi hua hai kuuch din wahi pass mein flat mein rehna padega agle mahine tak mil jayega apna ghar."
Mittu : "Theek hai fir yha se dukaan bech hee dungi."
Sampan : "Dukaan kyu bechni hai maa? Rehne de yahi isi bahane aa bhi jaya karengey milne."
Mittu : "Koi kabza kar gya toh?"
Sampan : "Arre woh din toh gye maa, tu ye chinta chorr yha ke thaanedaar se baat cheet ho gyi hai meri, aate waqt milkar hee aaya tha kisi ne koi drama kia na toh woh dekh lega, kabza kya koi ek ratti bahar khda nahi hone dunga."
Mittu : "Chal theek hai tu kehta hai toh, mujhey nahi pta tha itni taqat hoti hai IPS babu par."
Sampan ye sunkar apni maa ki gaand aur sehlane lgta hai aur usko apne upar ragadna shuru kr deta hai.
Sampan : "Taqat toh boht hai meri maa, tu dekhti ja jin sbney tujhey pareshan kia hai na inka bhoot na bna dia toh mein bhi teri aulaad nahi."
Mittu : "Chorrna na teri kamyabi dekh kr ye vaise hee bhoot jaise ho gye hai koi ab aaya bhi nahi hai vrna inka dera yhi rehta tha ghar ke aage hee."
Sampan : "Aane do aaj kisi ko aaya toh, haath pair tod kar bejhunga saalo key."
Mittu : "Bss beta aise nahi bolte ye sab galat bhasha mere ghar mein nahi chalegi nai nai aise ni."
Sampan : "Haan maa zubaan kharab ho gyi hai ab nahi bolunga, ruk mein tere liye kuuch laya tha nikalna bhool gya."
Sampan apni maa ko uthakar side krta hai aur uska kaala khula lawda jhool jata hai, Mittu uski ke upar kursi ki tarah baithi thee, Sampan apne bag lekar aata hai aur barabar wali table par kholkr rkh deta hai, firsey vaise hee lait jata hai aur Mittu firse upar baith jaati hai, Mittu bhi Sampan ke upar aise baithi thee ki uska lund upar uske hee pait par touch ho rha tha, Mittu ke andar nahi ja rha tha. Dono ka dhyan lund par kam samaan par hee zyada tha.
Sampan thaila kholta hai aur se ek dibbi nikalta hai jisme angoothi thee.
Sampan : "Le maa meine tere liye lee hai, "
Mittu : "Haaye kitni acchi hai, itni sundar angoothi soney ki hai?"
Sampan : "Haan maa sone ki hai, tu ye ley aur bhi hai."
Mittu ka ye dekhkr hee aankhon mein paani aa jata hai, puri zindagi kisi ne uski chinta na ki thee sb usko behkate bhi thay ki tera beta vapis na aayega Delhi ki hwa hee aisi hai jo pdhta hai woh bhagta hai aisi aisi baatein bolkr uske kalejey ko kured dete thay. Aaj Mittu ka vishwas fal de rha tha.
Sampan : "Ro mt maa, tere ye din gye ab tu bss btati jaya kario mein tujhey woh sb dilat rahunga. Yha log bekar hai maa Delhi rhegi na mere saath toh wahan par boht bdia rhengey, khoob ghumaunga tujhey khoob sair krengey wha kisi ko kisi se matlab nahi."
Mittu : "Hai mtlb aas pados mein bhi nahi mtlb kisi ko?"
Sampan : "Bilkul nahi pta hee nahi kaun rehta hai idhar udhar."
Mittu : "Baap re baap aise kaise jeeyega koi."
Sampan : "Sb jeetay hai maa sab jeetay hai tu ye chorr aur ye dekh."
Sampan ek aur bdi dibbi kholta hai aur usme se ek mangal sutra nikal deta hai. Mittu vaise hee bhawuk thee ye dekhkr woh fir ro padi thee, ye vaisa hee mangal sutra tha joki usne Sampan ki padhai ke liye becha tha, ye wahi mangal sutra jaisa tha.
Sampan : "Maa jo tunay becha tha woh toh nahi milne wala tha mujhey jaisa yaad tha meine bnwa dia maaf krna agar vaisa sa na ho."
Mittu ro rhi thee, uske aasu nahi ruk rhe thay.
Mittu : "Tu bhi na, kitna mehnga hoga ye isko kyu laya tu beta, itna kharcha kyu kia tunay."
Sampan : "Pehn na maa, tu pehn kr dikha tere upar accha lgta hai."
Mittu : "Tu hee pehna dey tunay hee dilaya hai."
Sampan : "Theek hai."
Sampan apne haathn bdha kar usko Mangla Sutra pehna deta hai, Mittu puri nangi uske upar baithi thee aur uske galey mein bss ek sone ka sutra tha jo chamak rha tha. Mittu ka dil khil utha tha usko koi hui izzat vapis mil rhi thee aaj usko lg rha tha ki jo bhi usne apne baccho ke liye kia woh vyarth nahi gya aur aaj uska jeewan safal ho gya tha.
Sampan : "Ro mt maa, ye toh shuruat hai tere liye kya kya na ladu mei, Delhi chalegi na inn sb bekar insaano se duur mein tujhey puri dunia ghumaunga, bangley mein rkhunga rani ki tarah, meri rani bnke rhegi."
Mittu : "Accha mere raja, mujhey rani ki tarah rakhega ab tu, mein raj mata nahi hu."
Sampan : "Raj mata raja ke neechay nahi aati na, rani hee aati hai, meri rani hai tu"
Mittu : "Accha accha mein teri rani hu mein, Raj Mata baakio ke liye"
Sampan : "Haan unko pta chl gya ki tu meri Rani hai toh drama ho jayega, baal noch lengey sb apney."
Mittu : "Theek hai mere tere liye haath ka khana bnaya karungi wha par office bhi le aaungi tere."
Sampan : "Haan maa le aana, ek cheez aur jab aayegi toh dophar mein table ke neechay chussa maar degi?"
Mittu : "Ye chussa kya hota hai?"
Sampan : "Mein aur meri Delhi ki zabaan, mein chahta hu hmesha se ki tu acche se taiyaar hokar mere office aaye aur mein call par baat kru aur tu neechay table ke baithkar mera leley."
Mittu : "Tera bhi dimaag khurafat hee lgata rehta hai, "
Sampan : "Maa please na, mein hmesha se ek baar ye krna chahta tha, mna mt kr"
Mittu : "Theek hai tu manta hee kahan hai, lekin ek baar roz roz ni pakda gya toh naukri jayegi"
Sampan : "Theek hai na maa kitna darti hai tu bhi, chorr ye sb, chal aaja boht din ho gye teri fuddi dekhey huye, taras gye tere pani ke liye."
Sampan Mittu ko pakad ke apne upar ghuma deta hai, Mittu ki choot Sampan ke muuh ke pass thee aur Mittu ka muuh Sampan ke lund ke pass, Mittu sampan ke upar pait se pait lgakar laiti thee. Sampan naak lga lga kar Mittu ki choot sungh rha tha, usko wahi se ghar ki asli mehak aati thee.
Sampan : "Maa tu aakhir lgati kya hai jab bhi sungho teri mehkati rehti hai."
Mittu : "Lgati kuuch ni hu bss meri mein se badbu nahi aati machli jaisi, bss aur kuuch nahi."
Sampan : "Bdia hai, jab tab ye na sungh lu ghar ki mehak nahi aati mujhey, logon ko ghar ka khana yaad aata hai mujhey teri ye yaad aati hai."
Mittu : "Kyu mein khana accha nahi bnati kya?"
Sampan : "Arrey boht bdia bnati hai maa tu khana mere kehne ka ye matlab nahi tha, tu bhi galat le jaya kar baaton ko mein keh rha tha ki khana toh hai hee bdia aur isko khana toh aur bhi bdia."
Ye bolkr Sampan apni jeebh andar lgana shuru kr deta hai, Mittu ki mithas bhi uske muuh mein aane lgti hai, Mittu bhi geeli ho rhi thee garam ho rhi thee rongte khdey thay aakhir aaj beta afsar jo bnkar aaya tha.
Mittu : "Vaise ek baat kahu, tu jabsey Delhi tha na mein bhi pareshan rehti thee bistar par kuuch tha hee nahi mere pass."
Mittu ye bolkar Sampan ka mota loda uthana shuru kr chuki thee usko apni aakhon se dekhe ja rhi thee uske gulabi pann ko aakhon mein kaid kr rhi thee.
Sampan : "Ab mein aa gya hu na tu tarsegi nahi barsegi.", ye bolkar Sampan has deta hai Mittu uske pair par haath maarti aur firsey Sampan Mittu ke andar apni jeeb se naksha bnana shuru kr deta hai. Mittu Sampan ke upar kisi chotti hee gudia ki tarah lg rhi thee, dubli patli mittu 5' ki thee aur uska beta Sampan hatta gatta 6'1'' ka tha, Mittu toh uski Sampan ki ek baju ke barabar thee par thee uski maa khair.
Sampan se bhi rha nahi ja rha tha, apni maa ke komal komal haath jab jab uske lund pr chalte uska supada laal ho jata, Mittu bhi bdi chalaki se usko tadpa rhi thee, tadpa tadpa kar usko pareshan kar rhi thee.
Tabhi Sampan ka phone baj jata hai aur woh barabar mein rkha phone utha leta hai.
Sampan : "Hello, AGI Sampan speaking, yes, yes, we will schedule it for Monday I am on a leave for personal reasons. Yes, Okay, Be right back."
Mittu : "Oh ho angrezi, nayi nayi bhasha bhi seekhli hai ab toh Afsar jee ney kya baat hai."
Sampan : "Delhi mein dikhaunga tujhey mein kya rutba hai mera, sb salaam krte hai."
Mittu : "Accha ji sab salaam krte hai, ye toh dekhna padega."
Sampan : "Aaj raat ko hee nikalte hai maa, ek din Chandigarh ghumengey fir Delhi chalengey tujhey chaap khilaunga Chandigarh ki."
Mittu : "Mere saamne jo chaap hai mujhey wohi khane de abhi."
Sampan : "Khana maa ye chaap toh jitni chahe kha."
Mittu : "Haan vaise hee khaya peeya kuuch mujhey lgta nahi, chaap khau ya kuuch aur bhi."
Sampan : "Ek tareeka hai."
Mittu : "Kya?"
Sampan : "Agar tu roz subah mere gaadha veerya peeyegi toh shayd teri sehat bn jaaye, ab toh sarkar paise deti hai kaju badam key uske baad mein itni kasrat krta hu mere andar boht zor ka maal bhra hua hai, agar tu 2 chammach bhi mera pee legi toh shayd teri bhi sehat bn jaaye."
Mittu : "Chal hatt ganda, veerya se sehat banti toh saari gandi aurtein aaj pehelwan hoti. tu bhi hatt kuuch bhi bol deta hai. Pagal kahin ka."
Sampan : "Mat maan teri marzi, Delhi mein acche doctor ko dikhaunga fir theek ho jayegi tu, mera aur tera ilaaz bhi free hoga."
Mittu : "Sab toh ab tere liye free hee hai."
Sampan : "Aur kya? Afsar hu mein chaprasi nahi."
Mittu : "Oh ho tera rutba."
Sampan : "Maa ab ruka nahi ja rha hai ab lele muuh mein isko."
Mittu : "Suukha nahi tu janta toh hai mere se aise ni liya jayega kuuch dey mujhey lgane ko ispar."
Sampan : "Tu bhi na, tujhey bhi isme ptani kya kya chahiye."
Mittu : "Ruk tu mein lekar aati hu."
Mittu Sampan ke upar se uth jaati hai aur rasoi ki ore chali jaati hai. Ratna aur Shanti ko jaldi se khidki ke neechay hona padta hai taaki unn dono ko koi dekh na ley. Par Mittu toh apne afsar mein itni khoyi thee ki usko koi sudh hee nahi thee. Mittu rasoi se ek katori vapis lekar aayi aur firsey vaise hee lait gyi jaise pehle laiti thee. Mittu ne katori apne bete ke pairo mein rkh di.
Sampan : "Kya lekar aayi hai?"
Mittu : "Tha hee nahi ghar mein kuuch, ek yehi mila"
Mittu rasoi se ek gulab jamun lekar aayi thee, thodda sa garam aur kar laayi thee sardia jo thee.
Sampan : "Ye kya le aayi maa iske baad nahana padega."
Mittu : "Dekh mein suukha nahi lungi mere ko ulti aati hai mere se nahi hoga tu dekhley fir ye vrna fir kal dekhengey."
Sampan : "Nahi kal tak toh nahi ruk paunga chal abhi hee krdey."
Mittu apni chotti jeet par khush hui. Usko sookha lund chusna pasand nahi tha, ladke se pyar toh boht tha par lund aise choosney par ubkai aati thee isliye usko kuuch na kuuch chahiye hee hota tha, Condom aisi hee mahilao ke liye bney hai jinko chudai mein bhi swaad hee chahiye. Mittu ne katori mein se aadha ras bhra gulab jamun toda aur Sampan ka supada kholkr usme dbakar band kr dia. Ab Sampan ka loda puri tarah dhaka hua tha lekin upar se boht mota ho chuka tha andar aadha gulab jamun jo band tha. Sampan ke sakht lund ki khaal Gulaj Jamun ko bheech rhi thee aur upar se ras beh beh kr gir rha tha jaise kisi jharne mein se ho. Mittu ne katori mein se thoddi see chasni aur Sampan ke lund par gira tha aur usko puri tarah kisi khane ki tarah sja samet dia. Sampan bechara thodda karah rha tha, Gulab Jamun garam tha.
Sampan : "Aayi Garam hai."
Mittu : "Zyada garam ho gya ruk thanda ho jayega ab nikal nahi skti isko mein"
Ye bolkar Mittu apne muuh se uske lund par phoonk maangne lgi.
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Teeno maa bete hafte thaqte huye Guruji ke aage baithey thay aur jaise hee apne kapdey pehnne waale thay tabhi Guruji unhey rok dete hai. Bahar boht thand thee pahado mein october ka mhina kuuch tezz hwa jo hota hai. Kamre ke kone mein angithi jal rhi thee aur upar se thoddi see jagah se dhua bahar ja rha tha, Kamra garam nahi tha par thanda bhi na tha. Guruji ek ek krke teeno maa beto ko kambal de dete hai. Teeno apne apne kambol odh neechay baith jaate hai. Ab teeno puri tarah thand se pack ho chukay thay. Chudai ki garmi ne thand ka ehsaas bhga toh dia tha lekin isse pehle ki sardi baithey Guruji ne unpr fir ehsaan kr dia. Ratna aur Shanti fir kone mein khadi sab tukur tukur dekh rhi thee. Guruji Ratna ko kuuch ishara karte hai aur woh andar chai bnane ke liye chali jaati hai. Shanti wahi khadi unn teeno aur Guruji ki baaton ko sun rhi thee.
Guruji : "Mein Mahesh se puchna chahunga ki usko kaisa lg rha hai, agar abhi bhi hichkichana hai toh Mahesh tum ghar ja skte hai mere pass tum logon ka ilaaj nahi hai."
Mahesh : "Nahi Nahi Guruji mein aapki baat smjh gya, mein moorkh tha jo aapki baat pehle na jaan saka, aap sahi keh rhe thay."
Guruji : "Theek hai, Kantiben gaadha veerya apne upar girwao twacha aur nikharegi, aur kam umar ki lagogi aur tum beta Jignesh tum bhi khyal rkha apni maa ka."
Itna kehkar teeno vida lete hai aur apni gaadi mein fauran rawana ho jaate hai ghar par masti krne, pyar krne ya jo chahe woh krne unka ghar unka paisa woh jaane. Ratna aur Shanti unke paise ko dekh kr zyada pareshan thee bjaye iske ki woh log yha kya kar rhe thay.
Ratna : "Mujhey nahi pta tha Guruji boht kuuch hota hai yahan par."
Guruji : "Sb maya hai Ratna, sb maya hai yha woh hota hai jo kabhi na kabhi hona hota hai yha jaise hota hai wha kaise bhi nahi hota."
Shanti : "Kya gol gol ghuma rhe ho Guruji."
Guruji : "Mein gol nahi ghuma rha hu ye dunia hee gol hai jeeyo aur jeene do chorro ye sab ki kya hota hai kya dekhna hai kya sahi kya galat."
Ratna : "Sahi kaha Guruji."
Guruji : "Sahi kehta hu ya Galat ye toh tum jano, par baat buri nahi krta ye mein janta hu."
Ratna aur Shanti bhi Guruji ye paath padhkar vida leti hai aur apne gao ki ore ho leti hai. Ratna aur Shanti fir se apni dukaan ki ore nikal jati hai. Bazaar ki shuruat mein ek dukaan thee Mittu ki.
Ratna : "Ye Mittu ki dukaan aaj fir band hai kya mamla ho gya?"
Pass mein hee sabzi wala btata hai ki Mittu ki dukaan bik rhi hai.
Ratna : "Lgta hai iske saath fir gao walo ne ananya kar dia."
Shanti : "Didi kyu krte hai sab iske saath aisa?"
Ratna : "Badi lambi kahani hai, bdi pareshan bhi rehti hai ye kuuch log hai dusre gao ke isko akela smjhkar iski dukaan band krane aa jate hai pta nahi isse dushmani kyu nikalte hai iska ladka Sampan hota na ghar pr inki tange todd deta."
Shanti : "Didi mein isko janti nahi hu lekin ek baar Mittu se milne chaley,"
Ratna : "Chal chalte hai, bechari dukaan bech rhi hai ptani kaisi hogi."
Ratna aur Shanti Mittu ke ghar ki ore chal det hai. Mittu ka ghar kheto ko paar krke dusri taraf tha. Dono behne Mittu ke ghar ke pass aa jaati hai aur ghar ke bahar ke lal batti wali gaadi khdi thee jispr bda bda Bharat Sarkar likha tha. Dono behne darr gyi.
Ratna : "Arre baap rey kahi isne karza warza toh nahi le lia?"
Bechari Bholi Ratna ko lg rha tha ki Bharat Sarkar ki gaadi karza vapis lene aayi thee.
Shanti : "Pta nahi didi kya kare jaye na jaaye fass na jaaye hm dono kahi."
Ratna : "Yha tak aaye milkr jana hee theek hoga. Aise gaye toh mann nahi manega chal dekhte hia kya baat ho gyi fase toh bhi sahi nahi toh koi dikkat hee nahi."
Dono behne himmat krke ghar mein ghus jaati hai koi awaaz nahi koi shor nahi bss baaton ki awaazein aa rhi thee.
Mittu gao ki bechari dupli patli aurat thee, akeli thee darpok bhi thee chotti chotti baaton par dar jaati hai. Dusre gao ke log jo uske pati ke dushman thay usko bda pareshan karte thay. Mittu ka pati 1-2 saal pehle hee laa pta ho gya tha. Mittu ki ek hee aulaad thee jo Delhi padhne gyi thee aur woh tha Sampan, Mittu ne ek ek paayi jodkar apne bhai ko dee jiski mdad se uska beta Sampan Delhi mein apne mama ke pass rehkar Sarkari Pariksha ki tyari kar rha tha. Dono behne Mittu se alag hamdardi rkhti thee kyuki usko pareshan karna roz ka kaam tha aur ab uske jaane ki baat sunke dil paseej hee gya. Unko nahi pta tha ki uski pareshani itni badh chuki hai.
Dono behne andar aur uss kamre ki ore chal di jha par se baaton ki awaaz aa rhi thee. Gate fira hua aur gate par khaki wardi ki shirt latki hui thee. Dono sehem gyi unhey lga kahi Mittu ke saath koi zor zabardasti na kar rha ho. Dono ne apni gati kam kee woh bhi janti thee woh kuch nahi kr payengi lekin agar aisa kuuch ua toh record krke km se km Mittu ko bacha lengi. Dono behne ruk gyi side hui aur barabar ke jangle se neechay ki aur baithkar andar dekhne lgi.
Andar ka nazara dekh kr koi kisi tarah ki zor zabardasti toh bol hee nahi skta tha. Andar ek single bed ka bistar tha jispr ek tagda aadmi laita tha aur uss aadmi ke shareer par bhalu jaise bhaal thay aisa lag rha tha ki uss aadmi mein taaqat koot koot kr bhri ho. Uss aadmi ke bhujao ka bhaar bhi dekhne laayak tha aur pairo ki banawat dekhkr lg rha tha ki roz ki warjis hoti hai. Uske upar ek dubli patli aurat laiti thee jisko dekh kr hee pta chal gya ki ye Mittu hai.
Dono ko lga ki Mittu ne koi yaar bna lia hai aur ab woh uske saath hee jane wali hai. Dono wahi baithi soch hee rhi thee ki Mittu jaise hee uss aadmi se upar se thodda sa uthi, toh chehra dekh Ratna sann ho gyi, woh aur koi nahi balki Mittu ka beta Sampan hee tha. Ratna ko kuuch smjh nahi aaya usne uthkar gate pr tangi khaki dekhi toh uspr likha tha IPS Sampan Kumar. Ratna ka dimaag chakra gya usko toh ye pta tha ki uska beta padhne gya usko nahi malum tha ki woh IPS hee bankar vapis aayega. Ratna ne ye baat Shanti ko btayi woh toh ulta taali bjane lgi maan na padega jazbe ko IPS hee bankar aaya ladka.
Mittu bde pyar se apne bete ke upar laiti hui thee, Sampan ke shareer ke bhar ke aage woh ek bacchi jitni lag rhi thee. Mittu puri nangi thee uska dubla shareer Sampan ko dhak bhi nahi pa rha tha aur bde pyar se woh uske upar laiti usse baat kr rhi thee.
Sampan kaafi hatta gatta naujawan tha jab tak gao mein tha tab tak kisi se milta julta nahi tha, logon ko uske baare mein kuuch zyada ata pta nahi rehta tha. Woh bechara padhne mein boht tezz tha gao mein mahaul nahi tha isi se bachane ke liye usne apne bhai ke yahan Delhi use padhne bhej dia tha aur ab Sampan ek afsar ka rutba lekar vapis aaya tha. Shanti aur Ratna toh wahi wahi ke puul bandhey ja rhi thee apne mann mein, apne bete ko afsar bnana aakhir kis maa ka sapna nahi hota hai? Mittu puri nangi bina ek kapdey ke apne bete Sampan ke upar laiti thee aur uski muucho mein tao de rhi thee. Sampan ke galey mein ek sone ki chain thee, zameen par Mittu ki pajami aur kacchi padhi thee aur side mein rakhi table par paani ki botal par uski safed bra latki hui thee, Mittu dupli patli thee ki uski bra bhi kuuch khasi bdi nahi thee kisi baniyan jaise thee par thee toh Sampan ki maa. Sampan bde pyar se apni maa ki gaand masal rha tha apne mazboot haathon se baar baar woh uske chutaro ko chorrata aur fir chorr deta. Mittu ki gaand ka chedh aur uska bhosda jab jab Sampan gaand kheechta toh kamre ke bahar se dikhta.
Mittu : "Delhi mein kiraye pe rehna padega kya?"
Sampan : "Thodde din maa abhi mujhey bangla allot nahi hua hai kuuch din wahi pass mein flat mein rehna padega agle mahine tak mil jayega apna ghar."
Mittu : "Theek hai fir yha se dukaan bech hee dungi."
Sampan : "Dukaan kyu bechni hai maa? Rehne de yahi isi bahane aa bhi jaya karengey milne."
Mittu : "Koi kabza kar gya toh?"
Sampan : "Arre woh din toh gye maa, tu ye chinta chorr yha ke thaanedaar se baat cheet ho gyi hai meri, aate waqt milkar hee aaya tha kisi ne koi drama kia na toh woh dekh lega, kabza kya koi ek ratti bahar khda nahi hone dunga."
Mittu : "Chal theek hai tu kehta hai toh, mujhey nahi pta tha itni taqat hoti hai IPS babu par."
Sampan ye sunkar apni maa ki gaand aur sehlane lgta hai aur usko apne upar ragadna shuru kr deta hai.
Sampan : "Taqat toh boht hai meri maa, tu dekhti ja jin sbney tujhey pareshan kia hai na inka bhoot na bna dia toh mein bhi teri aulaad nahi."
Mittu : "Chorrna na teri kamyabi dekh kr ye vaise hee bhoot jaise ho gye hai koi ab aaya bhi nahi hai vrna inka dera yhi rehta tha ghar ke aage hee."
Sampan : "Aane do aaj kisi ko aaya toh, haath pair tod kar bejhunga saalo key."
Mittu : "Bss beta aise nahi bolte ye sab galat bhasha mere ghar mein nahi chalegi nai nai aise ni."
Sampan : "Haan maa zubaan kharab ho gyi hai ab nahi bolunga, ruk mein tere liye kuuch laya tha nikalna bhool gya."
Sampan apni maa ko uthakar side krta hai aur uska kaala khula lawda jhool jata hai, Mittu uski ke upar kursi ki tarah baithi thee, Sampan apne bag lekar aata hai aur barabar wali table par kholkr rkh deta hai, firsey vaise hee lait jata hai aur Mittu firse upar baith jaati hai, Mittu bhi Sampan ke upar aise baithi thee ki uska lund upar uske hee pait par touch ho rha tha, Mittu ke andar nahi ja rha tha. Dono ka dhyan lund par kam samaan par hee zyada tha.
Sampan thaila kholta hai aur se ek dibbi nikalta hai jisme angoothi thee.
Sampan : "Le maa meine tere liye lee hai, "
Mittu : "Haaye kitni acchi hai, itni sundar angoothi soney ki hai?"
Sampan : "Haan maa sone ki hai, tu ye ley aur bhi hai."
Mittu ka ye dekhkr hee aankhon mein paani aa jata hai, puri zindagi kisi ne uski chinta na ki thee sb usko behkate bhi thay ki tera beta vapis na aayega Delhi ki hwa hee aisi hai jo pdhta hai woh bhagta hai aisi aisi baatein bolkr uske kalejey ko kured dete thay. Aaj Mittu ka vishwas fal de rha tha.
Sampan : "Ro mt maa, tere ye din gye ab tu bss btati jaya kario mein tujhey woh sb dilat rahunga. Yha log bekar hai maa Delhi rhegi na mere saath toh wahan par boht bdia rhengey, khoob ghumaunga tujhey khoob sair krengey wha kisi ko kisi se matlab nahi."
Mittu : "Hai mtlb aas pados mein bhi nahi mtlb kisi ko?"
Sampan : "Bilkul nahi pta hee nahi kaun rehta hai idhar udhar."
Mittu : "Baap re baap aise kaise jeeyega koi."
Sampan : "Sb jeetay hai maa sab jeetay hai tu ye chorr aur ye dekh."
Sampan ek aur bdi dibbi kholta hai aur usme se ek mangal sutra nikal deta hai. Mittu vaise hee bhawuk thee ye dekhkr woh fir ro padi thee, ye vaisa hee mangal sutra tha joki usne Sampan ki padhai ke liye becha tha, ye wahi mangal sutra jaisa tha.
Sampan : "Maa jo tunay becha tha woh toh nahi milne wala tha mujhey jaisa yaad tha meine bnwa dia maaf krna agar vaisa sa na ho."
Mittu ro rhi thee, uske aasu nahi ruk rhe thay.
Mittu : "Tu bhi na, kitna mehnga hoga ye isko kyu laya tu beta, itna kharcha kyu kia tunay."
Sampan : "Pehn na maa, tu pehn kr dikha tere upar accha lgta hai."
Mittu : "Tu hee pehna dey tunay hee dilaya hai."
Sampan : "Theek hai."
Sampan apne haathn bdha kar usko Mangla Sutra pehna deta hai, Mittu puri nangi uske upar baithi thee aur uske galey mein bss ek sone ka sutra tha jo chamak rha tha. Mittu ka dil khil utha tha usko koi hui izzat vapis mil rhi thee aaj usko lg rha tha ki jo bhi usne apne baccho ke liye kia woh vyarth nahi gya aur aaj uska jeewan safal ho gya tha.
Sampan : "Ro mt maa, ye toh shuruat hai tere liye kya kya na ladu mei, Delhi chalegi na inn sb bekar insaano se duur mein tujhey puri dunia ghumaunga, bangley mein rkhunga rani ki tarah, meri rani bnke rhegi."
Mittu : "Accha mere raja, mujhey rani ki tarah rakhega ab tu, mein raj mata nahi hu."
Sampan : "Raj mata raja ke neechay nahi aati na, rani hee aati hai, meri rani hai tu"
Mittu : "Accha accha mein teri rani hu mein, Raj Mata baakio ke liye"
Sampan : "Haan unko pta chl gya ki tu meri Rani hai toh drama ho jayega, baal noch lengey sb apney."
Mittu : "Theek hai mere tere liye haath ka khana bnaya karungi wha par office bhi le aaungi tere."
Sampan : "Haan maa le aana, ek cheez aur jab aayegi toh dophar mein table ke neechay chussa maar degi?"
Mittu : "Ye chussa kya hota hai?"
Sampan : "Mein aur meri Delhi ki zabaan, mein chahta hu hmesha se ki tu acche se taiyaar hokar mere office aaye aur mein call par baat kru aur tu neechay table ke baithkar mera leley."
Mittu : "Tera bhi dimaag khurafat hee lgata rehta hai, "
Sampan : "Maa please na, mein hmesha se ek baar ye krna chahta tha, mna mt kr"
Mittu : "Theek hai tu manta hee kahan hai, lekin ek baar roz roz ni pakda gya toh naukri jayegi"
Sampan : "Theek hai na maa kitna darti hai tu bhi, chorr ye sb, chal aaja boht din ho gye teri fuddi dekhey huye, taras gye tere pani ke liye."
Sampan Mittu ko pakad ke apne upar ghuma deta hai, Mittu ki choot Sampan ke muuh ke pass thee aur Mittu ka muuh Sampan ke lund ke pass, Mittu sampan ke upar pait se pait lgakar laiti thee. Sampan naak lga lga kar Mittu ki choot sungh rha tha, usko wahi se ghar ki asli mehak aati thee.
Sampan : "Maa tu aakhir lgati kya hai jab bhi sungho teri mehkati rehti hai."
Mittu : "Lgati kuuch ni hu bss meri mein se badbu nahi aati machli jaisi, bss aur kuuch nahi."
Sampan : "Bdia hai, jab tab ye na sungh lu ghar ki mehak nahi aati mujhey, logon ko ghar ka khana yaad aata hai mujhey teri ye yaad aati hai."
Mittu : "Kyu mein khana accha nahi bnati kya?"
Sampan : "Arrey boht bdia bnati hai maa tu khana mere kehne ka ye matlab nahi tha, tu bhi galat le jaya kar baaton ko mein keh rha tha ki khana toh hai hee bdia aur isko khana toh aur bhi bdia."
Ye bolkr Sampan apni jeebh andar lgana shuru kr deta hai, Mittu ki mithas bhi uske muuh mein aane lgti hai, Mittu bhi geeli ho rhi thee garam ho rhi thee rongte khdey thay aakhir aaj beta afsar jo bnkar aaya tha.
Mittu : "Vaise ek baat kahu, tu jabsey Delhi tha na mein bhi pareshan rehti thee bistar par kuuch tha hee nahi mere pass."
Mittu ye bolkar Sampan ka mota loda uthana shuru kr chuki thee usko apni aakhon se dekhe ja rhi thee uske gulabi pann ko aakhon mein kaid kr rhi thee.
Sampan : "Ab mein aa gya hu na tu tarsegi nahi barsegi.", ye bolkar Sampan has deta hai Mittu uske pair par haath maarti aur firsey Sampan Mittu ke andar apni jeeb se naksha bnana shuru kr deta hai. Mittu Sampan ke upar kisi chotti hee gudia ki tarah lg rhi thee, dubli patli mittu 5' ki thee aur uska beta Sampan hatta gatta 6'1'' ka tha, Mittu toh uski Sampan ki ek baju ke barabar thee par thee uski maa khair.
Sampan se bhi rha nahi ja rha tha, apni maa ke komal komal haath jab jab uske lund pr chalte uska supada laal ho jata, Mittu bhi bdi chalaki se usko tadpa rhi thee, tadpa tadpa kar usko pareshan kar rhi thee.
Tabhi Sampan ka phone baj jata hai aur woh barabar mein rkha phone utha leta hai.
Sampan : "Hello, AGI Sampan speaking, yes, yes, we will schedule it for Monday I am on a leave for personal reasons. Yes, Okay, Be right back."
Mittu : "Oh ho angrezi, nayi nayi bhasha bhi seekhli hai ab toh Afsar jee ney kya baat hai."
Sampan : "Delhi mein dikhaunga tujhey mein kya rutba hai mera, sb salaam krte hai."
Mittu : "Accha ji sab salaam krte hai, ye toh dekhna padega."
Sampan : "Aaj raat ko hee nikalte hai maa, ek din Chandigarh ghumengey fir Delhi chalengey tujhey chaap khilaunga Chandigarh ki."
Mittu : "Mere saamne jo chaap hai mujhey wohi khane de abhi."
Sampan : "Khana maa ye chaap toh jitni chahe kha."
Mittu : "Haan vaise hee khaya peeya kuuch mujhey lgta nahi, chaap khau ya kuuch aur bhi."
Sampan : "Ek tareeka hai."
Mittu : "Kya?"
Sampan : "Agar tu roz subah mere gaadha veerya peeyegi toh shayd teri sehat bn jaaye, ab toh sarkar paise deti hai kaju badam key uske baad mein itni kasrat krta hu mere andar boht zor ka maal bhra hua hai, agar tu 2 chammach bhi mera pee legi toh shayd teri bhi sehat bn jaaye."
Mittu : "Chal hatt ganda, veerya se sehat banti toh saari gandi aurtein aaj pehelwan hoti. tu bhi hatt kuuch bhi bol deta hai. Pagal kahin ka."
Sampan : "Mat maan teri marzi, Delhi mein acche doctor ko dikhaunga fir theek ho jayegi tu, mera aur tera ilaaz bhi free hoga."
Mittu : "Sab toh ab tere liye free hee hai."
Sampan : "Aur kya? Afsar hu mein chaprasi nahi."
Mittu : "Oh ho tera rutba."
Sampan : "Maa ab ruka nahi ja rha hai ab lele muuh mein isko."
Mittu : "Suukha nahi tu janta toh hai mere se aise ni liya jayega kuuch dey mujhey lgane ko ispar."
Sampan : "Tu bhi na, tujhey bhi isme ptani kya kya chahiye."
Mittu : "Ruk tu mein lekar aati hu."
Mittu Sampan ke upar se uth jaati hai aur rasoi ki ore chali jaati hai. Ratna aur Shanti ko jaldi se khidki ke neechay hona padta hai taaki unn dono ko koi dekh na ley. Par Mittu toh apne afsar mein itni khoyi thee ki usko koi sudh hee nahi thee. Mittu rasoi se ek katori vapis lekar aayi aur firsey vaise hee lait gyi jaise pehle laiti thee. Mittu ne katori apne bete ke pairo mein rkh di.
Sampan : "Kya lekar aayi hai?"
Mittu : "Tha hee nahi ghar mein kuuch, ek yehi mila"
Mittu rasoi se ek gulab jamun lekar aayi thee, thodda sa garam aur kar laayi thee sardia jo thee.
Sampan : "Ye kya le aayi maa iske baad nahana padega."
Mittu : "Dekh mein suukha nahi lungi mere ko ulti aati hai mere se nahi hoga tu dekhley fir ye vrna fir kal dekhengey."
Sampan : "Nahi kal tak toh nahi ruk paunga chal abhi hee krdey."
Mittu apni chotti jeet par khush hui. Usko sookha lund chusna pasand nahi tha, ladke se pyar toh boht tha par lund aise choosney par ubkai aati thee isliye usko kuuch na kuuch chahiye hee hota tha, Condom aisi hee mahilao ke liye bney hai jinko chudai mein bhi swaad hee chahiye. Mittu ne katori mein se aadha ras bhra gulab jamun toda aur Sampan ka supada kholkr usme dbakar band kr dia. Ab Sampan ka loda puri tarah dhaka hua tha lekin upar se boht mota ho chuka tha andar aadha gulab jamun jo band tha. Sampan ke sakht lund ki khaal Gulaj Jamun ko bheech rhi thee aur upar se ras beh beh kr gir rha tha jaise kisi jharne mein se ho. Mittu ne katori mein se thoddi see chasni aur Sampan ke lund par gira tha aur usko puri tarah kisi khane ki tarah sja samet dia. Sampan bechara thodda karah rha tha, Gulab Jamun garam tha.
Sampan : "Aayi Garam hai."
Mittu : "Zyada garam ho gya ruk thanda ho jayega ab nikal nahi skti isko mein"
Ye bolkar Mittu apne muuh se uske lund par phoonk maangne lgi.
