Update 11
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Ratna wha jhopde mein ghusne ki jagah dhundh rhi thee aur bdi betaabi se dekhna chahti thee aakhir iss time Babli apne ghar na jaake jhopde mein kyu gayi? Jhopde mein ghusne ke 2 tareekay thay ek darwaze waala jisme Babli ghusi thee aur band kr lia tha dusra peechay se jha par Babli ke jaanwar bandhe huye thay. Ratna bachti bachati peechay se Jhopde mein daakhil ho gyi aur khidki mein se andar jhaakne lgi.
Jhopdey mein ek hee kamra tha, aur usmein ek single bed tha jispar kayi saree chadre bichi thee. Bistar par Pratik baitha tha, Pratik Babli ka beta tha, shareer se zyada kuuch khass nahi, dimaag se tezz tha. Height km thee, apni maa se thoddi see kam lekin dimaag tezz tha toh log zyada kuuch usko muuh par nahi boltey aur woh ghumta bhi bde logon mein tha. Accha padhta tha toh gao ke ameer bhi uske saath ghumna pasand krte thay wohi unhey apni class ka lagta tha baaki sabse se toh baat krna duur unki taraf thukna bhi psnd nahi krte thay Rani Khet ke setho ke bacche.
Babli jaldi se darwaza lga deti hai aur gate ke chedd se aage peechay jhakti hai ki kahi usko kisi ne yha aate dekha toh nahi. Ratna toh peechay ki taraf se aayi thee kismat ke maare Babli ne wha dekha nahi vrna abhi ke abhi Ratna pakdi jaati. Babli ke gate lgane se kamre mein firse andhera ho gya aur jab tak usne light jalayi tab tak uska school mein padhna beta nanga hokar bistar par baithey apna lund masal rha tha.
Babli : "Nikamme itni der mein kapdey bhi utar diye. Kaise ho gya hai tu Pratik padhai likhai chorr ke mujhsey ye sab karwa rha hai."
Pratik : "Mata ji daatna chorro ye btao samaan lekar aayi ya nahi."
Babli jaldi se apni pallu ki gaath kholti hai aur andar se woh kaali dibbi Pratik ki taraf fenk deta hai. Ye wahi dibbi thee jiske wajah se Ratna ka mann picha krne ka kya hua tha. Pratik uss dibbi ko dekhta hai aur khush ho jaata hai.
Babli : "Ptani kya kya laane bhej deta hai, kya kya hai ye kya krte hai iska ye chemist mujhey ghur ghur kar dekh rha tha ye laite huye? Dusre gao se aur laane ko bol dia tunay pair tuut gye chalte chalte mere, khud laaya kar ye sab mujhey mat bheja kar"
Pratik : "Arre meri pyari maa gussa kyu hoti hai isko condom kehte hai condom meine dekha hai video mein ye pehnkar bacche nahi hotey."
Babli : "Tu ye sab se dhyan htakar padhle na, kyu ye sab karta hai tu? Condom Vondom mujhey nahi pta ye sab ptani kya kya nayi cheezein dhundhta hai."
Pratik(Condom ka packet faadte huye): "Dekh maa teri marzi hai tujhey karna hai toh kar vrna mein toh gao mein muuh maar lunga, kam ladkia nahi hai mere peechay, aur rahi baat padhai ki usme meri boht mdad hoti hai isse, tu bta tujhey parvaah hai meri padhai ki."
Babli(pareshan hote huye): "Parvaah hai toh yehi sab kar rhi hu vrna ghar se nikal deti tujhey bass nahi chalta mera."
Pratik : "Gussa kyu karti hai aaja idhar aa, ab rha nahi ja rha hai mere sey."
Babli bistar par aa jaati hai par ab bhi kuuch gusse mein thee.
Pratik : "Ae maa idhar dekhna, dekh mein padh likhar jaldi bda aadmi bn jaunga na fir tujhey Delhi lekar chalunga hm apne Archna ke saath wahi rhengey."
Babli : "Sacchi? Delhi hee rahengey na, yha nahi rha jata mere sey, wha sab kitna accha hai kitne bdia bdia bazaar hai."
Pratik(Babli ke gale mein haath daalkar): "Arre mein bhi wahi chahta hu, tu mein aur Archana wahi rhengey, yha se duur, aur fir khoob saare bacche krengey hm apne."
Ye sunkar Ratna ke raat ka shaq yakeen bn jaata hai ki jo 2 saal pehle Babli ek baccha lekar aayi thee woh usko sadak par nahi uske pait mein hee pla tha. Archna ussi bacchi ka naam tha jo Babli aur Pratik ki beti thee.
Babli(Pratik ka haath htakar): "Nahi aur bcche nahi chahiye, 2 boht hai tu aur baccho ke khyab mt dekh."
Pratik : "Chal theek hai tunay 2 bola na 1 aur krengey fir nahi, mast sarkari naukri pakdunga aur tu mere saath rehna fir Delhi, mein tu hmare 2 bacche rhengey hmesha hmesha"
Babli : "2 Bacche mtlb tu aur archana hmare 2 nahi."
Pratik : "Jaisa tu chahe vrna ye condom toh hai hee, ye hee pehnkar pehnkar teri choot maar lengey"
Ratna Pratik ke muuh se aise shabd sunkar ekdm se current mehsoos kar rhi thee. Hamid mia aur unka parivar bde saleekhay se baatein karta tha, aur yha se adiyal ghoda jo mann aaye bol rha tha. Babli Pratik ke muuh se aisey shabd sunkar uske sir par thappad maar deti hai. Pratik apni maa ke wahi haath pakad ke chumna shuru kr deta hai.
Pratik : "Kya mulayam haath hai tere maa, tu itna gussa kyu karti hai padh likh kar teri zindagi bdia kar dunga jitna tu soch ni sakti hai, meri kabiliyat par shaq hai."
Babli : "Teri kabiliyat par shaq nahi hai par tu roz roz ka ye leke baith jata hai, padha likhta kab hai?"
Pratik : "Chal theek hai bs aaj dedey, uske baat paper baad hee krengey."
Babli : "Hmm Dekhte hai. aur tu ye gandi gandi baatein mt bola kar mere sey, accha nahi lgta mujhey sab"
Pratik : "Sorry mata ji mein thodda beh gya tha."
Babli : "Sambhaal kar khuud ko aur ye roz roz ka chakkar band kr de."
Ye bolkar Babli apni salwaar utarni shuru kar deti hai aur Pratik bhi apne lund par condom chadhana shuru kr deta hai. Ratna uss maa bete ki khyalo mein itni kho gyi thee ki usko time ka bhi andaaza nahi rha, ghar se niklay huye use 2 ghnte ho gye thay aur woh ghar par apne bete Balwaan ko bhukkha chorr aayi thee. Mann toh boht thaa Ratna ko yhi khdey hokar sab dekhne ka par bechari thee toh maa hee isliye chali bhi gyi. Ratna itne mein mandi pohchti thee tab tak Mandi bnd ho gyi aur usko khali haath hee ghar jana pada.
Bholu bhi bechara baitha tha, shaam ki chai aur kuuch khane ke intezaar mei. Bholu ka utra chehra dekh kar Ratna ko boht afsos hua, usko dil se bura lga ki uski wajah se uska beta bhookha reh gya hai.
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Ratna wha jhopde mein ghusne ki jagah dhundh rhi thee aur bdi betaabi se dekhna chahti thee aakhir iss time Babli apne ghar na jaake jhopde mein kyu gayi? Jhopde mein ghusne ke 2 tareekay thay ek darwaze waala jisme Babli ghusi thee aur band kr lia tha dusra peechay se jha par Babli ke jaanwar bandhe huye thay. Ratna bachti bachati peechay se Jhopde mein daakhil ho gyi aur khidki mein se andar jhaakne lgi.
Jhopdey mein ek hee kamra tha, aur usmein ek single bed tha jispar kayi saree chadre bichi thee. Bistar par Pratik baitha tha, Pratik Babli ka beta tha, shareer se zyada kuuch khass nahi, dimaag se tezz tha. Height km thee, apni maa se thoddi see kam lekin dimaag tezz tha toh log zyada kuuch usko muuh par nahi boltey aur woh ghumta bhi bde logon mein tha. Accha padhta tha toh gao ke ameer bhi uske saath ghumna pasand krte thay wohi unhey apni class ka lagta tha baaki sabse se toh baat krna duur unki taraf thukna bhi psnd nahi krte thay Rani Khet ke setho ke bacche.
Babli jaldi se darwaza lga deti hai aur gate ke chedd se aage peechay jhakti hai ki kahi usko kisi ne yha aate dekha toh nahi. Ratna toh peechay ki taraf se aayi thee kismat ke maare Babli ne wha dekha nahi vrna abhi ke abhi Ratna pakdi jaati. Babli ke gate lgane se kamre mein firse andhera ho gya aur jab tak usne light jalayi tab tak uska school mein padhna beta nanga hokar bistar par baithey apna lund masal rha tha.
Babli : "Nikamme itni der mein kapdey bhi utar diye. Kaise ho gya hai tu Pratik padhai likhai chorr ke mujhsey ye sab karwa rha hai."
Pratik : "Mata ji daatna chorro ye btao samaan lekar aayi ya nahi."
Babli jaldi se apni pallu ki gaath kholti hai aur andar se woh kaali dibbi Pratik ki taraf fenk deta hai. Ye wahi dibbi thee jiske wajah se Ratna ka mann picha krne ka kya hua tha. Pratik uss dibbi ko dekhta hai aur khush ho jaata hai.
Babli : "Ptani kya kya laane bhej deta hai, kya kya hai ye kya krte hai iska ye chemist mujhey ghur ghur kar dekh rha tha ye laite huye? Dusre gao se aur laane ko bol dia tunay pair tuut gye chalte chalte mere, khud laaya kar ye sab mujhey mat bheja kar"
Pratik : "Arre meri pyari maa gussa kyu hoti hai isko condom kehte hai condom meine dekha hai video mein ye pehnkar bacche nahi hotey."
Babli : "Tu ye sab se dhyan htakar padhle na, kyu ye sab karta hai tu? Condom Vondom mujhey nahi pta ye sab ptani kya kya nayi cheezein dhundhta hai."
Pratik(Condom ka packet faadte huye): "Dekh maa teri marzi hai tujhey karna hai toh kar vrna mein toh gao mein muuh maar lunga, kam ladkia nahi hai mere peechay, aur rahi baat padhai ki usme meri boht mdad hoti hai isse, tu bta tujhey parvaah hai meri padhai ki."
Babli(pareshan hote huye): "Parvaah hai toh yehi sab kar rhi hu vrna ghar se nikal deti tujhey bass nahi chalta mera."
Pratik : "Gussa kyu karti hai aaja idhar aa, ab rha nahi ja rha hai mere sey."
Babli bistar par aa jaati hai par ab bhi kuuch gusse mein thee.
Pratik : "Ae maa idhar dekhna, dekh mein padh likhar jaldi bda aadmi bn jaunga na fir tujhey Delhi lekar chalunga hm apne Archna ke saath wahi rhengey."
Babli : "Sacchi? Delhi hee rahengey na, yha nahi rha jata mere sey, wha sab kitna accha hai kitne bdia bdia bazaar hai."
Pratik(Babli ke gale mein haath daalkar): "Arre mein bhi wahi chahta hu, tu mein aur Archana wahi rhengey, yha se duur, aur fir khoob saare bacche krengey hm apne."
Ye sunkar Ratna ke raat ka shaq yakeen bn jaata hai ki jo 2 saal pehle Babli ek baccha lekar aayi thee woh usko sadak par nahi uske pait mein hee pla tha. Archna ussi bacchi ka naam tha jo Babli aur Pratik ki beti thee.
Babli(Pratik ka haath htakar): "Nahi aur bcche nahi chahiye, 2 boht hai tu aur baccho ke khyab mt dekh."
Pratik : "Chal theek hai tunay 2 bola na 1 aur krengey fir nahi, mast sarkari naukri pakdunga aur tu mere saath rehna fir Delhi, mein tu hmare 2 bacche rhengey hmesha hmesha"
Babli : "2 Bacche mtlb tu aur archana hmare 2 nahi."
Pratik : "Jaisa tu chahe vrna ye condom toh hai hee, ye hee pehnkar pehnkar teri choot maar lengey"
Ratna Pratik ke muuh se aise shabd sunkar ekdm se current mehsoos kar rhi thee. Hamid mia aur unka parivar bde saleekhay se baatein karta tha, aur yha se adiyal ghoda jo mann aaye bol rha tha. Babli Pratik ke muuh se aisey shabd sunkar uske sir par thappad maar deti hai. Pratik apni maa ke wahi haath pakad ke chumna shuru kr deta hai.
Pratik : "Kya mulayam haath hai tere maa, tu itna gussa kyu karti hai padh likh kar teri zindagi bdia kar dunga jitna tu soch ni sakti hai, meri kabiliyat par shaq hai."
Babli : "Teri kabiliyat par shaq nahi hai par tu roz roz ka ye leke baith jata hai, padha likhta kab hai?"
Pratik : "Chal theek hai bs aaj dedey, uske baat paper baad hee krengey."
Babli : "Hmm Dekhte hai. aur tu ye gandi gandi baatein mt bola kar mere sey, accha nahi lgta mujhey sab"
Pratik : "Sorry mata ji mein thodda beh gya tha."
Babli : "Sambhaal kar khuud ko aur ye roz roz ka chakkar band kr de."
Ye bolkar Babli apni salwaar utarni shuru kar deti hai aur Pratik bhi apne lund par condom chadhana shuru kr deta hai. Ratna uss maa bete ki khyalo mein itni kho gyi thee ki usko time ka bhi andaaza nahi rha, ghar se niklay huye use 2 ghnte ho gye thay aur woh ghar par apne bete Balwaan ko bhukkha chorr aayi thee. Mann toh boht thaa Ratna ko yhi khdey hokar sab dekhne ka par bechari thee toh maa hee isliye chali bhi gyi. Ratna itne mein mandi pohchti thee tab tak Mandi bnd ho gyi aur usko khali haath hee ghar jana pada.
Bholu bhi bechara baitha tha, shaam ki chai aur kuuch khane ke intezaar mei. Bholu ka utra chehra dekh kar Ratna ko boht afsos hua, usko dil se bura lga ki uski wajah se uska beta bhookha reh gya hai.
Update 12
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Ratna khali haath ghar toh aa gyi thee lekin ab kuuch Bholu kee bhuukh ka intezaam bhi karna tha. Ratna ne tabhi 500 ka krara note apne blouse mein se nikala aur Bholu ko uski psnd ki sabzi bazaar se laane ko bola dia. Bholu apne mann pasand dhaabe par gya aur bdia see 2 sabzia apne aur Ratna ke liye pack krwa kar le aaya. Itni der tak Ratna yehi soch rhi thee jo Babli aur uska beta kar rhe thay woh kitna jayaz tha. Ratna ka dimaag ab sahi galat se yha pohoch gya tha ki aakhir woh kitna jayaz hai, uske vichar aur swabhaav dono mein parivarton toh ho rha tha aur sabse ajeeb baat toh ye hi thee subah hee usne Bholu se apni choot mein jeebh firvayi thee tab bhi usko sharam thee ki kya sahi aur kya galat!! Aadha galat toh subah hee krke baithi thee.
Bholu sabzia lekar aa gya aur Ratna bhi rotia sek kar baithi hui thee. Dono maa bete khana kha rhe thay aur baatein kr rhe thay.
Bholu : "Maa aaj pta hai meine kya dekha"
Ratna(mann mein): "Ptani aaj kya dekh aaya ye ladka fir ajeebo gareeb sawaal karega."
Bholu : "Sun rahi hai maa?"
Ratna : "Haan haan bta aaj kya dekha?"
Bholu : "Maa aaj Hamid Chacha Nargis ke saath thay aur apne ghar ke pichwade mein apna munna uske muuh mein daal rhe thay. Ye kya hota hai maa? Shayd unke munna mein bhi dard hoga."
Ratna ka khana atak jaata hai.
Bholu : "Maa ye Nargis munna ko chus rhi thee, aur ye Hamid Chacha ka munna mere se chotta hai... "
Ratna : "Matlab matlab..?"
Bholu : "Maa woh Nargis Hamid Chacha ka munna chus rhi thee aur baar baar bol rhi thee ki nanu tumhara hathiyaar boht swaad hai?, ye hathiyaar kya hota hai maa aur ye swaad kyu hota hai mein kha skta hu?"
Ratna : "Nahi Balwaan ye hathiyaar khuud nahi chuste, khata nahi hai isko koi, Nargis Hamid Chacha ke munna ka dard duur kr rhi thee."
Bholu : "Haan Hamid Chacha karaah bhi rhe thay aur Nargis ke baal bhi pakad rkhe thay.."
Ratna : "Haan ho skta hai."
Bholu : "Maa ek baat bta na jab Hamid Chacha ko aaram pd gya toh unhone Ratna ke muuh par safed susu kyu kia?"
Ratna : "Arre Buddhu woh susu nahi tha woh tu ye samajhle unke Munna ki Malai thee, jaise meri Munia mein se aati hai na vaise hee thee."
Bholu : "Maa tu toh malai mere muuh mein daalti hai na? Toh Hamid Chacha ne woh malai uske chehre par kyu daal di."
Ratna : "Usko khani nahi hogi na."
Bholu : "Kha toh rahi thee woh maa, apne chehre par unglio se lga lga key."
Ratna : "Fir galti se gir gyi hogi.."
Bholu(bd bda kar): "Badi ajeeb glti hai, muuh ke bahar sab gira dia."
Ratna : "Tu ye sab kitni der dekhta rha wha?"
Bholu : "4-5 minute, fir mein chla gya wha sey."
Ratna : "Jab bhi aisa munna munia ka kuuch hua kare na wha se chla jaya kar, ruka mat kr kisi ko aise dekhna acchi baat ni hoti."
Bholu : "Theek hai maa tu kehti hai toh theek hee hoga."
Ratna : "Chal khana khaley kal firse jaldi jana hai dukaan par kaam boht hai, bistar par chalte hai."
Dono maa bete khana khtm krke, gate lgakar apne kamre mein chaley jaate hai aur dono bistar laite hote hai.
Ratna : "Balwaan"
Bholu : "Haan maa"
Ratna : "Soya toh nahi na?"
Bholu : "Nahi maa bta kya hua, chai bnani hai?"
Ratna : "Nahi nahi chai nahi bnani, accha ek baat bta mein tujhey kaisi lgti hu?"
Bholu : "Sabse acchi."
Ratna : "Sacchi sacchi bta maskhari nahi"
Bholu : "Sacch mein maa"
Ratna : "Tujhey lgta hai ki mein tere saath galat karungi kuuch ya tera galat hone dungi?"
Bholu : "Nahi maa tu boht samajhdaar hai, tu hmesha saath rhegi toh mujhye koi dikkat nahi aayegi."
Ye sunkar bechari Ratna ko bhi taras aa gya ki jo ladka jisko sab mandh buddhi kehte hai woh bhi apni maa ke pyar aur gusse ko chinta hee smjhta tha.
Ratna : "Mere baad kya hoga tera balwaan?"
Bholu : "Aise mt bol maa, ajeeb lgta hai"
Ye bolkar Bholu apni kamar uski taraf kr deta hai aur karvat palat deta hai.
Ratna : "Accha sun na bura kyu maan rha hai, sun toh sahi."
Bholu firse uski taraf dekhta hai.
Ratna : "Chal ja andar se meri nayi saree lekar aa, meine 2 hafte se pehnkar nahi dekhi dikkat hogi toh kal vapis bhi ho jayengi ja lekar aa."
Bholu uth jata hai aur apni maa ki saree lekar vapis kmre mein aa jaata hai.
Ratna bistar se neechay utarkar apni saree kholna shuru kar deti hai lekin iss baar uska dhyan Bholu aur uske lund pr hee tha. Bholu bde dhyan se apni maa ko dekh rha tha usko khabar hee nahi thee ki aaj Ratna ki nazar bhi uspar thee. Ratna sabse pehle apni saree utar deti hai, Bholu bhi dekhe jaa rha tha, Ratna fir apna santari peticoat ka naada khol deti hai aur naada chorrte huye Bholu ko hee dekh rhi hoti hai. Jaise jaise Ratna ka peticoat niche girta hai vaise vaise Bholu ke pajame mein baitha sultaan tight hona shuru ho jaata hai. Ratna ko sharam toh aa rhi thee ki aakhir woh kya kar rhi thee lekin naa jaane apni tareef sunne ka mann usko itna kyu kar rha tha. Ratna ab bas ek santari blouse mein thee aur uska baaki shareer nanga tha.
Ratna : "Ab bta kaisi lg rhi hu mein?"
Bholu : "Maa pehle kapdey toh pehnkar dikha."
Ratna : "Buddhu hai tu ek number ka,", aur ye bolkar woh apna blouse bhi khol deti hai.
Ratna ke bdde bdde safed chuchay ekdm se baahr aa jaate hai. Chuche kaseelay nahi thay lekin itne sundar thay ki koi bhi aadmi unko dekhkar unka dhuudh hee peenay baith jaaye. Ratna apne haanthon se apne chucho ko sehla rhi thee.
Ratna : "Iss panni mein ye peela blouse lekr aa aur pehn ne mein meri mdad kar, wha baitha mt reh"
Bholu uthta hai aur blouse lekr uske pass aa jaata hai. Ratna blouse mein dono haath daal leti hai aur Bholu ko saamne se button lgane ko bolti hai. Ye blouse Ratna ko 2 number chotta tha usko pta tha ki ye aaram se band toh hoga nahi woh dekhna chahti thee ki Bholu isko band kr bhi paayega ya nahi.
Bhola(boht masakkat ke baad): "Maa ye toh band nahi ho rha hai tight toh nahi hai."
Ratna : "Jaan nahi hai tere mein? Kitna khilati hu tujhey dhang se band kar, dhyan lga."
Bholu firse masakkat krne lg jaata hai aur iss bheech mein uske haath baar baar Ratna ki chuchio ko masal rhe thay, jab jab Ratna ka blouse band hone ko aata Ratna ki chuchia aapas mein pisne lg jaati jisse usko firsey charam ka ehsaas hota. Bechara Bholu puri koshish kar rha tha par nakaam tha. Ek baar mein Bholu ne jhatka lgakar band toh kr dia lekin Ratna ne jaise hee saas bahar choddi, button todkar blouse firse khul gya ab Bholu apni maa ko dekh rha tha ki kya kare? Ratna bhi Bholu ko dekh rhi thee aur hass padi uska chehra hee aisa ho gya tha jaisey usne aisa hote huye na suna aur na dekha.
Ratna : "Chal tu baith ja wha ho gya iska kabada, mein toh suit hee pehn leti hu isko vapis kar dungi kal, laa woh button de uthkar"
Bholu button uthkar de deta hai aur bistar pr baith jaata hai. Ratna jaldi se kapdey badalkar apna ghar wala suit pehn leti hai.
Bholu : "Maa tera ye toh boht bde bde hai?"
Ratna : "Ye kya?"
Bholu uske chucho ki taraf ishara karta hai.
Ratna : "Inko dhudh kehte hai"
Bholu : "Inme dhudh hai?"
Ratna : "Nahi mere mein ab nahi hai, pehle tha."
Bholu : "Kha gya? Tunay pee lia?"
Ratna : "Nahi nikamme tunay pee lia, jab chotta tha toh itna dhudh peeta tha meri jaan nikal jaati thee. Ab umar ho gyi hai meri dhudh nahi aata ha inmey"
Bholu : "Fir maa ye itne bde kyu hai jab inmey kuuch nahi hai."
Ratna ab kya hee boley inn sawalo ke jawaab kisi par nahi hote.
Ratna : "Bas bhagwaan ne aise hee diye hai."
Bholu : "Inme toh khuub saara dhudh hota mein saara pee jaata."
Ratna : "Haan haan kyu nahi."
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Ratna khali haath ghar toh aa gyi thee lekin ab kuuch Bholu kee bhuukh ka intezaam bhi karna tha. Ratna ne tabhi 500 ka krara note apne blouse mein se nikala aur Bholu ko uski psnd ki sabzi bazaar se laane ko bola dia. Bholu apne mann pasand dhaabe par gya aur bdia see 2 sabzia apne aur Ratna ke liye pack krwa kar le aaya. Itni der tak Ratna yehi soch rhi thee jo Babli aur uska beta kar rhe thay woh kitna jayaz tha. Ratna ka dimaag ab sahi galat se yha pohoch gya tha ki aakhir woh kitna jayaz hai, uske vichar aur swabhaav dono mein parivarton toh ho rha tha aur sabse ajeeb baat toh ye hi thee subah hee usne Bholu se apni choot mein jeebh firvayi thee tab bhi usko sharam thee ki kya sahi aur kya galat!! Aadha galat toh subah hee krke baithi thee.
Bholu sabzia lekar aa gya aur Ratna bhi rotia sek kar baithi hui thee. Dono maa bete khana kha rhe thay aur baatein kr rhe thay.
Bholu : "Maa aaj pta hai meine kya dekha"
Ratna(mann mein): "Ptani aaj kya dekh aaya ye ladka fir ajeebo gareeb sawaal karega."
Bholu : "Sun rahi hai maa?"
Ratna : "Haan haan bta aaj kya dekha?"
Bholu : "Maa aaj Hamid Chacha Nargis ke saath thay aur apne ghar ke pichwade mein apna munna uske muuh mein daal rhe thay. Ye kya hota hai maa? Shayd unke munna mein bhi dard hoga."
Ratna ka khana atak jaata hai.
Bholu : "Maa ye Nargis munna ko chus rhi thee, aur ye Hamid Chacha ka munna mere se chotta hai... "
Ratna : "Matlab matlab..?"
Bholu : "Maa woh Nargis Hamid Chacha ka munna chus rhi thee aur baar baar bol rhi thee ki nanu tumhara hathiyaar boht swaad hai?, ye hathiyaar kya hota hai maa aur ye swaad kyu hota hai mein kha skta hu?"
Ratna : "Nahi Balwaan ye hathiyaar khuud nahi chuste, khata nahi hai isko koi, Nargis Hamid Chacha ke munna ka dard duur kr rhi thee."
Bholu : "Haan Hamid Chacha karaah bhi rhe thay aur Nargis ke baal bhi pakad rkhe thay.."
Ratna : "Haan ho skta hai."
Bholu : "Maa ek baat bta na jab Hamid Chacha ko aaram pd gya toh unhone Ratna ke muuh par safed susu kyu kia?"
Ratna : "Arre Buddhu woh susu nahi tha woh tu ye samajhle unke Munna ki Malai thee, jaise meri Munia mein se aati hai na vaise hee thee."
Bholu : "Maa tu toh malai mere muuh mein daalti hai na? Toh Hamid Chacha ne woh malai uske chehre par kyu daal di."
Ratna : "Usko khani nahi hogi na."
Bholu : "Kha toh rahi thee woh maa, apne chehre par unglio se lga lga key."
Ratna : "Fir galti se gir gyi hogi.."
Bholu(bd bda kar): "Badi ajeeb glti hai, muuh ke bahar sab gira dia."
Ratna : "Tu ye sab kitni der dekhta rha wha?"
Bholu : "4-5 minute, fir mein chla gya wha sey."
Ratna : "Jab bhi aisa munna munia ka kuuch hua kare na wha se chla jaya kar, ruka mat kr kisi ko aise dekhna acchi baat ni hoti."
Bholu : "Theek hai maa tu kehti hai toh theek hee hoga."
Ratna : "Chal khana khaley kal firse jaldi jana hai dukaan par kaam boht hai, bistar par chalte hai."
Dono maa bete khana khtm krke, gate lgakar apne kamre mein chaley jaate hai aur dono bistar laite hote hai.
Ratna : "Balwaan"
Bholu : "Haan maa"
Ratna : "Soya toh nahi na?"
Bholu : "Nahi maa bta kya hua, chai bnani hai?"
Ratna : "Nahi nahi chai nahi bnani, accha ek baat bta mein tujhey kaisi lgti hu?"
Bholu : "Sabse acchi."
Ratna : "Sacchi sacchi bta maskhari nahi"
Bholu : "Sacch mein maa"
Ratna : "Tujhey lgta hai ki mein tere saath galat karungi kuuch ya tera galat hone dungi?"
Bholu : "Nahi maa tu boht samajhdaar hai, tu hmesha saath rhegi toh mujhye koi dikkat nahi aayegi."
Ye sunkar bechari Ratna ko bhi taras aa gya ki jo ladka jisko sab mandh buddhi kehte hai woh bhi apni maa ke pyar aur gusse ko chinta hee smjhta tha.
Ratna : "Mere baad kya hoga tera balwaan?"
Bholu : "Aise mt bol maa, ajeeb lgta hai"
Ye bolkar Bholu apni kamar uski taraf kr deta hai aur karvat palat deta hai.
Ratna : "Accha sun na bura kyu maan rha hai, sun toh sahi."
Bholu firse uski taraf dekhta hai.
Ratna : "Chal ja andar se meri nayi saree lekar aa, meine 2 hafte se pehnkar nahi dekhi dikkat hogi toh kal vapis bhi ho jayengi ja lekar aa."
Bholu uth jata hai aur apni maa ki saree lekar vapis kmre mein aa jaata hai.
Ratna bistar se neechay utarkar apni saree kholna shuru kar deti hai lekin iss baar uska dhyan Bholu aur uske lund pr hee tha. Bholu bde dhyan se apni maa ko dekh rha tha usko khabar hee nahi thee ki aaj Ratna ki nazar bhi uspar thee. Ratna sabse pehle apni saree utar deti hai, Bholu bhi dekhe jaa rha tha, Ratna fir apna santari peticoat ka naada khol deti hai aur naada chorrte huye Bholu ko hee dekh rhi hoti hai. Jaise jaise Ratna ka peticoat niche girta hai vaise vaise Bholu ke pajame mein baitha sultaan tight hona shuru ho jaata hai. Ratna ko sharam toh aa rhi thee ki aakhir woh kya kar rhi thee lekin naa jaane apni tareef sunne ka mann usko itna kyu kar rha tha. Ratna ab bas ek santari blouse mein thee aur uska baaki shareer nanga tha.
Ratna : "Ab bta kaisi lg rhi hu mein?"
Bholu : "Maa pehle kapdey toh pehnkar dikha."
Ratna : "Buddhu hai tu ek number ka,", aur ye bolkar woh apna blouse bhi khol deti hai.
Ratna ke bdde bdde safed chuchay ekdm se baahr aa jaate hai. Chuche kaseelay nahi thay lekin itne sundar thay ki koi bhi aadmi unko dekhkar unka dhuudh hee peenay baith jaaye. Ratna apne haanthon se apne chucho ko sehla rhi thee.
Ratna : "Iss panni mein ye peela blouse lekr aa aur pehn ne mein meri mdad kar, wha baitha mt reh"
Bholu uthta hai aur blouse lekr uske pass aa jaata hai. Ratna blouse mein dono haath daal leti hai aur Bholu ko saamne se button lgane ko bolti hai. Ye blouse Ratna ko 2 number chotta tha usko pta tha ki ye aaram se band toh hoga nahi woh dekhna chahti thee ki Bholu isko band kr bhi paayega ya nahi.
Bhola(boht masakkat ke baad): "Maa ye toh band nahi ho rha hai tight toh nahi hai."
Ratna : "Jaan nahi hai tere mein? Kitna khilati hu tujhey dhang se band kar, dhyan lga."
Bholu firse masakkat krne lg jaata hai aur iss bheech mein uske haath baar baar Ratna ki chuchio ko masal rhe thay, jab jab Ratna ka blouse band hone ko aata Ratna ki chuchia aapas mein pisne lg jaati jisse usko firsey charam ka ehsaas hota. Bechara Bholu puri koshish kar rha tha par nakaam tha. Ek baar mein Bholu ne jhatka lgakar band toh kr dia lekin Ratna ne jaise hee saas bahar choddi, button todkar blouse firse khul gya ab Bholu apni maa ko dekh rha tha ki kya kare? Ratna bhi Bholu ko dekh rhi thee aur hass padi uska chehra hee aisa ho gya tha jaisey usne aisa hote huye na suna aur na dekha.
Ratna : "Chal tu baith ja wha ho gya iska kabada, mein toh suit hee pehn leti hu isko vapis kar dungi kal, laa woh button de uthkar"
Bholu button uthkar de deta hai aur bistar pr baith jaata hai. Ratna jaldi se kapdey badalkar apna ghar wala suit pehn leti hai.
Bholu : "Maa tera ye toh boht bde bde hai?"
Ratna : "Ye kya?"
Bholu uske chucho ki taraf ishara karta hai.
Ratna : "Inko dhudh kehte hai"
Bholu : "Inme dhudh hai?"
Ratna : "Nahi mere mein ab nahi hai, pehle tha."
Bholu : "Kha gya? Tunay pee lia?"
Ratna : "Nahi nikamme tunay pee lia, jab chotta tha toh itna dhudh peeta tha meri jaan nikal jaati thee. Ab umar ho gyi hai meri dhudh nahi aata ha inmey"
Bholu : "Fir maa ye itne bde kyu hai jab inmey kuuch nahi hai."
Ratna ab kya hee boley inn sawalo ke jawaab kisi par nahi hote.
Ratna : "Bas bhagwaan ne aise hee diye hai."
Bholu : "Inme toh khuub saara dhudh hota mein saara pee jaata."
Ratna : "Haan haan kyu nahi."
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Bholu Ratna dono bistar par lait jaate hai aur so jaate hai. Aaj Ratna bdi khushi khushi so rhi thee uski tareefein jo hui thee. Ek bechari 42-44 saal ki aurat ko aur kya hee chahiye koi uski tareef krde ki aaj bhi woh utni hee sunder hai jitni woh pehle hua karti thee. Ratna jawani mei boht sundar thee woh chahti toh apne pati ke baad dusre ghar ja skti thee firsey shadi krke lekin usne apne bete ko paalna posna theek samjha aur uski hee chinta mein apne 20 saal aur kaat diye. Ratna ka Bholu ke liye Gussa aur Pyar dono hee jayaz tha.
Subah Subah jaldi uthkar Ratna aur Bholu apni dukaan par chle jaate hai. Bholu dukaan ka taala kholkar shutter khol leta hai aur dukaan mein jhaadu maar deta hai. Ratna itni der mein apne galle ko smbhaal leti hai aur firse dukaan mein taata lg jaata hai. Har baar ki tarah Ratna ka samaan subah hee bik jata hai, usne iss baar samaan thodda zyada mngwaya lia tha taaki dukaan baaki din band na rkhni pdey. Thodde paise faaltu kma lengey toh kya hee harz hai. Dophar ho gyi thee Ratna aur uska beta Dukaan par baithey thay, tabhi dukaan par Fatima aa jaati hai. Fatima ko dekh kar Ratna ki dhadkan thoddi toh badh jaati hai usko apne kaano mein kuuch garam mehsoos hota hai jaisey usne Fatima ke yha se kuuch chorri kee ho.
Fatima : "Ratna Didi kaisi ho aapsey toh mili hee nahi mein."
Ratna : "Aaja Fatima baith aur bta kaisi hai, Balwaan ja apni bua ke liye chai lekar aa."
Bholu bhagkar chai lene chla jaata hai.
Fatima : "Mein bdia hu didi, aap batao kabhi ghar aao."
Ratna : "Haan fir kabhi aaungi abhi toh dukaan ka kaam hee itna hai time nahi milta"
Bholu itne mein chai lekar aa jaata hai aur Ratna aur Fatima ko de deta hai. Chai dekar Bholu dukaan ke godown mein chla jata hai.
Ratna : "Aur bta kaise ja rhe hai din."
Fatima : "Boht bdia, Nargis bhi college chali gyi, uski naukri aur lg jaaye bss yehi chahti hu mein"
Ratna : "Are lg jayegi lg jayegi tu tension mt le kaabil hai woh."
Fatima : "Haan didi bss aapki dua hai, aap ka aashirvad rhega toh woh aage bdhti rhegi."
Ratna : "Arre Fatima kya kar rhi hai aaj kal teri bhaand(pichwada) boht bahar aa rhi hai."
Fatima ye sunkar hass deti hai.
Fatima : "Maalish didi maalish."
Ratna : "Maalish?"
Fatima : "Haan didi abbu se malish karvati hu?"
Ratna : "Tere abbu teri bhaand ki maalish karte hai? "
Fatima : "Haan didi ghar mein aur koi hai nahi toh kya hee karu?"
Ratna usko hairani se dekh rhi thee ki Fatima ekdm bebaak kuch bhi bole ja rhi hai.
Ratna : "Tere abbu ka haath tujhey ajeeb nahi lgta."
Fatima(Dheeray sey): "Boht kaida haath hai didi abbu ka, lgte hee siskari nikal jaati hai"
Ratna ko ab thoddi dilchaspi ho rhi thee. Aakhir Fatima itni besharmi se sab bole kaise ja rhi thee uska dimaag ye nahi maan rha tha.
Ratna : "Kya baat kar rhi hai? Aisa bhi karta hai koi bhla? Chee Abbu tera aur tu chee chee,", Ratna sab jaanti toh thee bas acting kar rhi thee bura lgne ki.
Fatima : "Didi aap chee chee krne lg gyi, sun toh lo puri baat chai peeyo aur pehle meri baat suno."
Ratna : "Haan bta chal kya btayegi tu."
Fatima : "Mein toh malish karwa rhi hu, pura gao toh aap par shaq karta hai ki aap Balwaan ke saath roz humbistari kar rhi ho."
Ratna ko ye sunke jhatka sa lagta hai ye baat uske liye nayi thee. Pura gao aise kyu bol rha hai, iss baat mein kuuch hadd toh sacchi thee lekin puri tarah nahi. Ratna iss baar par gussa hone ke bajaay kuuch ko bachane lgi.
Fatima : "Didi ye btao woh unka shaq sach hai ya nahi?"
Ratna : "Kya matlab mein aise vaise kaam kyu karungi apne bete ke saath? Tu naam bta mein abhi uski khabar leti hu."
Fatima : Baith jao na didi, log toh bolte hee hai kuuch na kuuch bolne do, aapka ladka itna hatta gatta naujawan hai ye toh bolengey hee na. Bolne do kuye mein jaaye sab. Par ek cheez btao kabhi kia hai Balwaan ke saath kuuch?"
Ratna : "Nahi meine kuuch ni kia kya baatein kar rhi hai tu mere sey, tu jana tu jaa ghar jaa apne."
Fatima : "Arre didi gussa kyu hoti ho, itna gussa karogi toh sabko lgega ki baat sach hai."
Ye sunkar Ratna thodda seham jaati hai.
Fatima : "Chalo mein aapko ek sach btaungi fir aap mujhey btana."
Ratna : "Haan theek hai chal tu bta kuuch pehle fir mein dekhungi tujhey kuuch btau ya nahi."
Fatima : "Theek hai didi mein bta rhi thee mein abbu se malish krvati hu mein keval malish nahi boht kuuch kar rhi hu unke saath."
Ratna(acting karte huye): "Boht kuuch mtlb?"
Fatima : "Arre bas samajh jao didi."
Ratna : "Haye raam."
Fatima : "Didi ek aur baat btau uss din jab aap ghar ke peechay aayi thee na mein samajh gyi thee ki aap hee hai wha par katta rkha reh gya tha aur Bholu kabhi katta dene aaya hee nahi tha."
Ab ye sunkar Ratna ki sitti pitti gum ho jaati hai ki jo woh acting abhi tak kr rhi thee woh bekar gyi, ye Fatima ko sab pehle se hee pta tha woh toh aaj usko pakadne hee aayi thee. Ratna Fatima ki taraf dekh rhi thee aur Fatima usko dekh kar has padi.
Fatima : "Kya ho gya didi, chorri pakdi gyi?"
Ratna chup thee woh uska muuh hee dekh rhi thee.
Fatima : "Ab ek vaada karo didi, ye hmare beech hee rhega aur ab aap mujhey btao ki aapne ghar jaake kya kia hai? Itna sab dekhne ke baad ruka toh nahi gya hoga ab dhang se btao aap mein kahi nahi jaane waali aaj."
Ratna : "Woh mein woh mein woh mein"
Fatima : "Sharmao mt didi bs ab jaldi bta do rha nahi ja rha."
Ratna : "Woh meine Bholu se apni apni"
Fatima : "Apni kya ?"
Ratna(aankh band krke) : "Woh chatwayi thee."
Fatima : "Haye allah ye bhi kuuch sharmane waali baat hai mujhey lga ptani ladke ke hathiyaar ka murabba hee bna dia hoga ghar jaake."
Ratna ye sunkar muskura deti hai.
Fatima : "Accha didi ab ye btao aap jo dekh rhi thee wha sey woh toh adhura reh gya tha, Nargis ke saath shuruat se pehle toh aap nikal gyi thee. Dekhna chahogi?"
Ratna ki iccha shakti aur mazboot hone lgi usko bhi dekhna tha thee ek kuwari choot ka kya hashr hoga itne bde lund sey aur woh bhi uske khuud ke nana ka.
Fatima : "Mujhey pta hai aap kuuch ni bologi, aap chahe toh abhi subah hee ghar aa jana mere pass aapke liye bdia recording hai."
Ye bolkar Fatima apne ghar ki ore ho jaati hai Ratna ghadi mein time dekhti hai abhi 7:30 huye thay uske pass sochne ke liye aadha ghanta tha.
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Bholu Ratna dono bistar par lait jaate hai aur so jaate hai. Aaj Ratna bdi khushi khushi so rhi thee uski tareefein jo hui thee. Ek bechari 42-44 saal ki aurat ko aur kya hee chahiye koi uski tareef krde ki aaj bhi woh utni hee sunder hai jitni woh pehle hua karti thee. Ratna jawani mei boht sundar thee woh chahti toh apne pati ke baad dusre ghar ja skti thee firsey shadi krke lekin usne apne bete ko paalna posna theek samjha aur uski hee chinta mein apne 20 saal aur kaat diye. Ratna ka Bholu ke liye Gussa aur Pyar dono hee jayaz tha.
Subah Subah jaldi uthkar Ratna aur Bholu apni dukaan par chle jaate hai. Bholu dukaan ka taala kholkar shutter khol leta hai aur dukaan mein jhaadu maar deta hai. Ratna itni der mein apne galle ko smbhaal leti hai aur firse dukaan mein taata lg jaata hai. Har baar ki tarah Ratna ka samaan subah hee bik jata hai, usne iss baar samaan thodda zyada mngwaya lia tha taaki dukaan baaki din band na rkhni pdey. Thodde paise faaltu kma lengey toh kya hee harz hai. Dophar ho gyi thee Ratna aur uska beta Dukaan par baithey thay, tabhi dukaan par Fatima aa jaati hai. Fatima ko dekh kar Ratna ki dhadkan thoddi toh badh jaati hai usko apne kaano mein kuuch garam mehsoos hota hai jaisey usne Fatima ke yha se kuuch chorri kee ho.
Fatima : "Ratna Didi kaisi ho aapsey toh mili hee nahi mein."
Ratna : "Aaja Fatima baith aur bta kaisi hai, Balwaan ja apni bua ke liye chai lekar aa."
Bholu bhagkar chai lene chla jaata hai.
Fatima : "Mein bdia hu didi, aap batao kabhi ghar aao."
Ratna : "Haan fir kabhi aaungi abhi toh dukaan ka kaam hee itna hai time nahi milta"
Bholu itne mein chai lekar aa jaata hai aur Ratna aur Fatima ko de deta hai. Chai dekar Bholu dukaan ke godown mein chla jata hai.
Ratna : "Aur bta kaise ja rhe hai din."
Fatima : "Boht bdia, Nargis bhi college chali gyi, uski naukri aur lg jaaye bss yehi chahti hu mein"
Ratna : "Are lg jayegi lg jayegi tu tension mt le kaabil hai woh."
Fatima : "Haan didi bss aapki dua hai, aap ka aashirvad rhega toh woh aage bdhti rhegi."
Ratna : "Arre Fatima kya kar rhi hai aaj kal teri bhaand(pichwada) boht bahar aa rhi hai."
Fatima ye sunkar hass deti hai.
Fatima : "Maalish didi maalish."
Ratna : "Maalish?"
Fatima : "Haan didi abbu se malish karvati hu?"
Ratna : "Tere abbu teri bhaand ki maalish karte hai? "
Fatima : "Haan didi ghar mein aur koi hai nahi toh kya hee karu?"
Ratna usko hairani se dekh rhi thee ki Fatima ekdm bebaak kuch bhi bole ja rhi hai.
Ratna : "Tere abbu ka haath tujhey ajeeb nahi lgta."
Fatima(Dheeray sey): "Boht kaida haath hai didi abbu ka, lgte hee siskari nikal jaati hai"
Ratna ko ab thoddi dilchaspi ho rhi thee. Aakhir Fatima itni besharmi se sab bole kaise ja rhi thee uska dimaag ye nahi maan rha tha.
Ratna : "Kya baat kar rhi hai? Aisa bhi karta hai koi bhla? Chee Abbu tera aur tu chee chee,", Ratna sab jaanti toh thee bas acting kar rhi thee bura lgne ki.
Fatima : "Didi aap chee chee krne lg gyi, sun toh lo puri baat chai peeyo aur pehle meri baat suno."
Ratna : "Haan bta chal kya btayegi tu."
Fatima : "Mein toh malish karwa rhi hu, pura gao toh aap par shaq karta hai ki aap Balwaan ke saath roz humbistari kar rhi ho."
Ratna ko ye sunke jhatka sa lagta hai ye baat uske liye nayi thee. Pura gao aise kyu bol rha hai, iss baat mein kuuch hadd toh sacchi thee lekin puri tarah nahi. Ratna iss baar par gussa hone ke bajaay kuuch ko bachane lgi.
Fatima : "Didi ye btao woh unka shaq sach hai ya nahi?"
Ratna : "Kya matlab mein aise vaise kaam kyu karungi apne bete ke saath? Tu naam bta mein abhi uski khabar leti hu."
Fatima : Baith jao na didi, log toh bolte hee hai kuuch na kuuch bolne do, aapka ladka itna hatta gatta naujawan hai ye toh bolengey hee na. Bolne do kuye mein jaaye sab. Par ek cheez btao kabhi kia hai Balwaan ke saath kuuch?"
Ratna : "Nahi meine kuuch ni kia kya baatein kar rhi hai tu mere sey, tu jana tu jaa ghar jaa apne."
Fatima : "Arre didi gussa kyu hoti ho, itna gussa karogi toh sabko lgega ki baat sach hai."
Ye sunkar Ratna thodda seham jaati hai.
Fatima : "Chalo mein aapko ek sach btaungi fir aap mujhey btana."
Ratna : "Haan theek hai chal tu bta kuuch pehle fir mein dekhungi tujhey kuuch btau ya nahi."
Fatima : "Theek hai didi mein bta rhi thee mein abbu se malish krvati hu mein keval malish nahi boht kuuch kar rhi hu unke saath."
Ratna(acting karte huye): "Boht kuuch mtlb?"
Fatima : "Arre bas samajh jao didi."
Ratna : "Haye raam."
Fatima : "Didi ek aur baat btau uss din jab aap ghar ke peechay aayi thee na mein samajh gyi thee ki aap hee hai wha par katta rkha reh gya tha aur Bholu kabhi katta dene aaya hee nahi tha."
Ab ye sunkar Ratna ki sitti pitti gum ho jaati hai ki jo woh acting abhi tak kr rhi thee woh bekar gyi, ye Fatima ko sab pehle se hee pta tha woh toh aaj usko pakadne hee aayi thee. Ratna Fatima ki taraf dekh rhi thee aur Fatima usko dekh kar has padi.
Fatima : "Kya ho gya didi, chorri pakdi gyi?"
Ratna chup thee woh uska muuh hee dekh rhi thee.
Fatima : "Ab ek vaada karo didi, ye hmare beech hee rhega aur ab aap mujhey btao ki aapne ghar jaake kya kia hai? Itna sab dekhne ke baad ruka toh nahi gya hoga ab dhang se btao aap mein kahi nahi jaane waali aaj."
Ratna : "Woh mein woh mein woh mein"
Fatima : "Sharmao mt didi bs ab jaldi bta do rha nahi ja rha."
Ratna : "Woh meine Bholu se apni apni"
Fatima : "Apni kya ?"
Ratna(aankh band krke) : "Woh chatwayi thee."
Fatima : "Haye allah ye bhi kuuch sharmane waali baat hai mujhey lga ptani ladke ke hathiyaar ka murabba hee bna dia hoga ghar jaake."
Ratna ye sunkar muskura deti hai.
Fatima : "Accha didi ab ye btao aap jo dekh rhi thee wha sey woh toh adhura reh gya tha, Nargis ke saath shuruat se pehle toh aap nikal gyi thee. Dekhna chahogi?"
Ratna ki iccha shakti aur mazboot hone lgi usko bhi dekhna tha thee ek kuwari choot ka kya hashr hoga itne bde lund sey aur woh bhi uske khuud ke nana ka.
Fatima : "Mujhey pta hai aap kuuch ni bologi, aap chahe toh abhi subah hee ghar aa jana mere pass aapke liye bdia recording hai."
Ye bolkar Fatima apne ghar ki ore ho jaati hai Ratna ghadi mein time dekhti hai abhi 7:30 huye thay uske pass sochne ke liye aadha ghanta tha.