Update 30
Fir vo donon Ruchika ko sath le gayi aur vanha par bahut sari sweet dishes thi. Un donon ne tu icecream li lekin Ruchika ne icecream ke saath trifal pudding bhi li aur vo sab aa gaye aur un sabne milkar sweet dish samapt ki aur kal subah milne ka kah kar apane apane kamare me chale gaye.
Mohanlal aur Ruchika jab kamre me aaye tu Ruchika ko ek baar laga ki shayad bach gai aur chain ki saans lene lagi, lekin uske man me kai tarah ke vichar Brahman kar rahe the. Abhi kucch aur soch pati Mohanlal ne usse puchha 'kaisa laga'
Ruchika 'Dinning hall tu main aisa sapne me bhi nahi soch sakti'
Mohanlal 'ye tu kucch nahi hai, dusre hotels me tu isse bhi badhiya hote hain'
Ruchika 'kya isse bhi behtar'
Mohanlal 'haan, unme aur bhi kai tarah ki suvidhaye hoti hain'
Ruchika 'Lekin meri kismat me kanha hain aisi suvidhaon ko bhogna'
Mohanlal 'Usme tu koi jayada mushkil nahi hai, kyounki tum mere sath ja sakti ho aur unka aanand utha sakti ho'
Ruchika 'Aapki wife bankar'
Mohanlal 'aisi koi baat nahi hai, tum beti bankar bhi ja sakti, uske liye pehle se hi planning karni padegi'
Ruchika 'Pehle aap bataiye ki aap khana kyoun nahi kha rahe the'
Mohanlal 'Biwi paas me ho tu khana tu biwi hi khilati hai aur jab tumne khilaya tu maine kha liya, batao khaya ki nahi'
Ruchika 'aap bata dete na'
Mohanlal 'biwi ko tu khud samajh lena chahiye ki uske miyan ko kis cheez ki jarurat hai aur kya chahiye aur usse pura kare'
Ruchika uski baat sunkar thodha Sharma gayi lekin apane aap ko confident dikhate hue 'Dheere dheere seekh jaungi, lekin aap tu bhukhe hi reh gaye'
Mohanlal uske kandhon par hath rakhkar thodha jhukhkar uski aankhon me dekhte hue 'Pati patni alag nahi hote balki ek hi sikke ke do pehlu hotey hain, ye baat maine pehle bhi kahi thi tu tumne kha liya tu maine kha liya aur dusra tumhare hath se pehla niwala lete hi mera pait bhar gaya aur tumne tu mujhe bahut kucch khila diya tha'
Ruchika tu bahut Sharma gayi tu Mohanlal uske kandhe pakde pakde hi kaha 'Tum chinta na karo, jab tum Diya aur Avni se baat kar rahi thi maine kucch kha liya tha, isliye mera pait bhar gaya hai, chalo ab sotey hain, subah jaldi uthana hai, mujhe meeting ki taiyari karni hai'
Ruchika ne kaha ki vo tu aise hi so jayegi tu Mohanlal ne kaha 'kyoun night dress nahi hai kya' tab Ruchika ne kaha ki 'jab ghar se chale the tu aapne kaha tha ki naye kapde le denge isliye maine jayada kapde nahi liye the, kal le aaungi'
Mohanlal ne kaha ki vo badal kar aata hai tu vo apane kapde lekar bathroom me gaya aur T-shirt aur half paint pehankar aa gaya aur Ruchika se kaha 'chalo sotey hain'
Ruchika bed ke ek taraf aur Mohanlal dusri taraf lait gaya aur side table par lamp jalakar baki sab lights band kar di aur Fir table lamp ki light bhi band kar di aur sone lage.
Donon safar karke aaye the aur thake hue the sotey hi neend aane lagi lekin donon ke man me aaj ki hui baaton ne uthal puthal machai hui thi.
Mohanlal ke man me Ruchika ke liye bahut pyaar tha aur vo pyaar beti wala jayada tha lekin halat aise bante gaye ki pyaar ka swaroop badlne laga, pehle uski sehli ki vajah se, usne apane upar usse dur rehkar niyantran karta raha. Ab tu usne patni banne ki than li tu uska man badalna shuru ho gaya aur pyaar beti wala nahi premika wala hona shuru ho gaya.
Usse Ruchika ke rup me ek premika najar aane lagi aur uski sundarta ko dhire dhire niharate hue man hi man me aanandit hone laga aur pyaar ke naye Suman khilane lage. Ye sab tu theek tha lekin uski chinta kucch aur hi thi ek tu vo logon ko usse apani Patni banakar introduce kara raha hai tu unme se kisi ek ko bhi pata chal gaya ki vo uski patni nahi balki beti hai tu itni badnami hogi ki vo jhel nahi payega. Usse apane se jayada Ruchika ki chinta thi, khud ki badnami tu vo kisi tarah jhel jayega lekin usko agar kisi ne kucch kah diya tu vo uski jaan bhi le sakta hai. Parantu kitne Logon ko rok payega.
Ab iss nadani ke liye koi bhi Ruchika ko doshi nahi manega, har koi usse hi doshi manega kyounki usse tu nadan samajhkar maaf kar dega, balki yahi kahega ki ussi ne ladki ko behlaya hoga. Chalo agar iss zillat ko jhel bhi liya tu uski jindgi tu narak ban jayegi, usse koun shadi karega. Kya karun, ab tu bazi bhi uske hath se nikal chuki hai. Yahi sochate sochate uska sar fatne laga aur vo neend ke aagosh me chala gaya.
Udhar Ruchika jo apane Papa ki ladli hi nahi balki uski jaan thi aur usko kabhi dukhi na dekh sakne wala baap uska Pati ban chuka hai. Ye tour shuru hua baap beti wala lekin majburi ya Ruchika ki zid kaho ya kucch bhi lekin ban gaye Pati Patni. Yanha tak tu theek tha lekin logon ki baatein sun sun kar uske nadan man ab bagawat karne ko taiyar tha.
Ruchika man me soch rahi thi ki ye mujhe kya ho jata hai, jab bhi Papa mujhe chhute hai tu pata nahi mujhe kya hone lagta hai aur jab main unke gale lagi thi unhone ne jab bheencha tha tu aisa laga tha jaise mere santre unki chhati me dhans gaye ho aur jab ye hua tha tu mere dil ki dhadkan bad gayi thi, jo meri samajh se pare hai. Jab dinner karte hue vo mera hath sehla rahe the tu pata nahi kaise mujhe nasha cha raha tha.
Salesgirl ki bataaien mere man ke taar chhed gayi aur mujhe ye bhi ehsaas kara gayi ki shayad maine galat faisla kiya hai Patni banne ka. Dinner ke waqt un donon ne mere sath jo bhi batein ki unhone meri aag me ghee ka kaam kiya hai. Kya karun samajh me nahi aa raha, maine tu kabhi sapne me bhi aisi baaten kabhi nahin sochi. kisi bhi ladke se apane aap ko dur rakha hai aur yanha tu mujhe apane Papa ki Patni ka role hi nahi nibhana balki mujhe vo kahti hain ki ham honeymoon par hain. Ye baat agar Papa ne sun li hoti tu kya hota, sochate hi uski saansen badne lagi, dil ki dhadkan aniyamit ho gayi aur uska danya hath apane aap hi kamij ke andar jakar apane boob ko sehlane lagi. Usne dupatta tu pehle hi hataya hua tha, lekin usse hath ko bra ke andar karne me dikkat hone lagi tu usne apani bra ka huk kholane ki sochi, lekin usse ye bhi dar th ki Papa sath me hain dekh lenge tu?
Usne mudkar dekha tu apane Papa ko sote hue paya tu usne apane hathon se kamij ko thodha upar karke bra ke huk ko khol diya aur kamij ko fir se neeche kar diya. Apane Papa ki taraf peeth karke apane boob ko apane hi hath se dheere dheere sehlane lagi aur sochane lagi ki Papa ko un donon ne kuch direct keh diya tu? kyounki vo donon unki behne bani hui hain, tab kya hoga. Kya Papa mujhe chhedenege ya mere iss boob ko press karenge, ye sochte hi uske sharir ke hazaron chedon ne ek hi waqt me pasine ki bunde ugal di aur uski saansen dhokni ki tarah chalne lagi aur vo ekdam se uthkar baith gayi.
Jab thodha sambhli tu usne Side lamp ko jalakar vanha rakhe jug se pani piya aur ikkhathe ek nahi balki teen gilass pi gayi aur uski nazar anayaas hi apane Papa ki taraf uth gayi. Unko sukun se sota dekhkar usse bhi accha lagne laga, pata nahin kyoun pehli baar uske man me apane Papa ke prati pyaar ka Ankur futa aur sochne lagi ki Papa kitne acche hain uska kitna khyaal rakhte hain aur mujhe tu aaj pata nahi kya kya lekar diya hai aur main jab unse gussa ho gayi thi tu shayad unko bhi gussa aaya hoga lekin vo tu mujhse minnat karke mujhe mana rahe the. Sach me ye bahut acche insaan hain.
Fir Ruchika ko yaad aaya ki uske papa bina dupatte ke uske boobs ko Nihar rahe the, tu kya Papa ko mere boobs aakrshit kar rahe hain. Vaise tu mera badan hai hi aisa ki koi bhi aakrshit ho jaye, isliye tu main hamesha apane aap ko puri tarah se dhak kar rakhti thi. Lekin ab tu Papa ne mere boobs dekh bhi liye hain aur unhone apani chahti par feel bhi kiya hai tu kya vo mujhe chahne lage hain.
Agar vo mujhe chahne lage hain tu fir baar baar mujhe beti banne ke liye kyoun kehte hain. Vo mujhe jab dekhte hain tu aisa lagta hai ki jaise ek Pati apani Patni ko dekh raha ho. Kucch bhi samajh nahi aa raha. Kanih aisa tu nahi ki maine unhe force kiya ki ham couple bannege tu vo Pati ki acting kar rahe ho aur man se mujhe beti mante ho. Fir main kya karoon, ab tu mujhe Papa se pyaar hone laga hai. Agar Main aage badthi hu tu ho sakta hai ki ye mujhe galat samjhe aur kanhe ki kaisi badtameez beti hai. Mujhe lagta hai Papa ko bhi mujhse pyar ho gaya hai isliye itne sare gehne laye hain aur jab pehna rahe the tu ajib si feeling ho rahi thi aur pata nahin unhone sare gehne tu pehna diye lekin ring kyoun mujse khud pehnane ko bol rahe the, samajh nahi aaya. Mere kehne ke baad pehna bhi diya.
Bahut confusion hai jab mujhe neeche dinner ke liye le ja rahe the tu meri kamar me aise hath daal kar gaye the jaise apani lover ko le ja rahe ho, lekin jab vapis kamre me aaye tu so gaye. Agar lover samajhte tu kya aise akele so jate.
Diya aur Avni tu sahelyan acchi hain lekin vo tu mujhe Papa ki wife hi samajhti hain aur unki chedchad ne tu mere dil ke taron ko chhed diya tha aur unke Pati ne jab mujhe Bhabhiji kaha tu mujhe accha kyoun laga, tu kya main apane aap ko sach me unki wife samajhne lagi hu. Sach baat ye hai ki main Papa me apane lover ko dunhdne lagi hu. Uske ye sochte hi fir se uska hath apane aap uske boobs par panhuchne me der nahi lagi aur usse sehlane lagi aur sehlate sehlate hi so gayi.
Subah Mohanlal jab utha tu Ruchika so rahi thi aur uski kamij thodhi upar uthi hui thi aur peeche se vo kamij salwar se bhi upar ho chuki thi. Uski gori peeth ka thodha sa hissa dikhai de raha tha. Ye hissa janha par salwar ka nada bandhte hain uske upar ka tha. Uske nitamb pure pure dikhai de rahe the jo Mohanlal ki bhavnaon ko subah subah bhadakane me madad kar rahe the. Mohanlal usko thodhi der dekhta raha lekin uski himmat nahi ho rahi thi ki vo kucch kare.
Mohanlal uthkar bathroom gaya aur fresh hokar vapis aaya aur chai ke liye intercom par bolane ke liye phone ki taraf jane laga jo ki uss side table par tha jis taraf Ruchika so rahi thi aur phone karke jaise hi muda tu ekdam uttejit ho gaya. Uske uttejit hone ka karan tha Ruchika ka hath uski kamij me jakar uske ek boob par aur dusra boob thodha failkar kamij se bahar aakar dikhai de raha tha. Mohanlal iss drishye ko dekhkar bahut uttejit ho gaya aur uski himmat nahi ho rahi thi ki isko aur aage dekhe kyounki uska rakat parvah uske ling ki taraf hona shuru ho gaya tha. Vo vanha se hatkar sofey par aakar baith gaya lekin uske man se ye drishye ja nahi raha tha. Vo beech beech me apani jagah par baar baar khada hokar vanhi se dekh leta tha.
Waiter ne bell bajayi tu usne door khola tu vo aakar chai rakhkar chala gaya. Uske jane ke baad usne Ruchika ko awaj lagakar uthaya tu vo teesri awaj me kunmunai aur palti khakar peeth ke bal ho gayi tu uski lambi tango ke beech me uska fula hua yoni pardesh bina kamij ke bahut hi aakarshak lag raha tha lekin Mohanlal ne tu socha bhi nahin tha ki ek din me itne jalwe dekhne ko milenge.
Ruchika jab uthi tu apani halat dekhkar usse sharam aane lagi, usse laga ki uske Papa ne shayad usse dekh liya hai. Mohanlal ne usse kaha jaldi se fresh hokar aao aur chai pi lo.
Ruchika bathroom me gayi tu sochane lagi ko uske Papa ne uske boobs par uska hath dekh liya hoga, fir apane aap ko tassali dene lagi ki dekh liya haintu kya kar sakte hain, abhi tu Papa nahi Pati hain aur unko hak hai tu chinta kis baat ki. Vo fresh hokar bahar aa gayi tu Mohanlal ne chai banakar usko de di, lekin khud nahi li.
Ruchika ne usse chai lene ke liye kaha tu usne mana kar diya jisse uske chehre par smile aa gayi aur uthkar chai banai aur Mohanlal ki taraf badha di tu Mohanlal ne vo chai Ruchika ke munh ki taraf le jane laga tu usne kaha 'Mere liye banai tu hai aapne'
Mohanlal 'Maine pehle bhi kaha tha fir dohrata hu ki Pati Patni ek sikke ke do pehlu hote aur agar tum meri patni ho tu do cup kyoun'
Ruchika 'Sorry bhul gayi thi'
Mohanlal ne uski sorry sunkar smile di tu Ruchika ne baat ko samajhte hue kaha 'aage se nahi karungi' aur chai Mohanlal ki taraf badai tu usne uske hath par apana hath rakhkar bade pyaar se pehle Ruchika ko sip karai aur fir Mohanlal ne ki aur bari bari se iss tarah chai khatam ki. Dusra cup uthakar fir se pine lage tu Mohanlal ke mobile par Suraj ka number tha tu usne uthathe hue 'Good Morning' ka aadan pradan hua aur uske baad usne bataya ki Diya ko Bhabhiji se baat karna chahti hai, agar vo paas ho tu baat kara dijiye.
Ruchika ne Mobile pakadte hue 'Hello' kaha tu udhar se Diya ne maze lete hue 'kya baat hai Bhai Sahab ne raat bhar sone nahi diya kya'
Ruchika 'yaar tum bhi na, abhi uthe hain aur chai pi rahe hain'
Diya 'kya baat hai Bhai Sahab ne itne pyare gulab ke ful ko kamare ke itne romantic mauhul me masla nahi, aisa kaise ho sakta hai, kanih Bhai Sahab se lad tu nahi li'
Ruchika 'Tum kucch bhi bole ja rahi ho, vo tu Kal ham thake hue the tu jaldi so gaye'
Diya 'bade shariff hain Bhai Sahab, ki tumhre jaisi husnpari ko apane pehlu me hote hue kucch nahi kiya vo bhi honeymoon par, bade hi dukh ki baat hai'
Ruchika 'Please kucch aur baat karo na'
Diya 'Sharam aa rahi hai'
Ruchika 'haan'
Diya 'koi baat nahi jaldi trained ho jaogi aur fir kahogi ki aisi baton me maza aata hai. Anyway Maine ye kehne ke liye phone kiya hai ki ham teenon breakfast ke baad ghumne ja rahi hain. Ye mard log tu apani meeting me busy ho jayenge, isliye chalo taiyar ho jao enjoy karne ke liye aur haan mera number ye hai aur apana number batao'
Un donon ne apana number exchange karke phone band kar diya lekin ab Ruchika uski baton se thodha preshan lag rahi thi ki ye tu roj roj usse tang karegi' tu uske sawalo ka kya jawab degi. Usse yaad aay ki salesgirl ne kaha tha ki ye kaise ho sakta hai ki husband ko wife ka size nahi pata tu usne socha ki iska ulta matalab ki Patni ko Pati ka size nahi pata ye kaise ho sakta. Usse wakai nahi pata tha tu vo soch rahi thi ki kaise pata karun. Tabhi Mohanlal ne Ruchika ko gehan chintan me dekha tu puccha 'kya baat hai'
Ruchika ko samajh nahi aa raha tha ki baat kaise shuru kare lekin usse Mohanlal ki baat yaad aayi tu usne Mohanlal se kaha 'Aap ek baat batao ki ye jo aap baar baar kehteho ki Pati patni ek sikke ke do pehli hai, iska kya matlab hota hai'
Mohanlal 'Donon me koi bhi farak nahi hota'
Ruchika 'Matlab ki agar koi baat ek se pucchi jaye aur vo koi jawab de aur yahi sawal agar dusre se bhi kiya jaye tu donon ka jawab same hona chahiye ya alag'
Mohanlal 'off course same'
Ruchika 'agar aisa koi sawal jo bahut aasaan ho aur donon ka jawab alag hua tu kya hoga'
Mohanlal 'Donon pakde jayenge aur pucchane wale ko pata chal jayega ki ye donon jhuth bol rahe hain'
Ruchika 'agar ham donon ka jhuth pakda gaya tu'
Mohanlal 'Bahut badnami ho jayegi, kucch hua hai kya'
Ruchika 'hua nahi hai lekin hone ke pure pure chances hain, kyounki ham donon ek dusre ko jante hi nahin hain kyounki ham donon sirf naam ke Pati Patni hain'
Mohanlal 'kyoun nahi jante, main tumhe bachpan se janta hu aur tumhare bare me sab janta hu'
Ruchika 'Vo aap apani beti ko jante ho na ki mujhe'
Mohanlal ' Tum hi tu ho meri beti'
Ruchika 'nahi main beti nahi balki patni hu'
Mohanlal 'Ok, patni ho'
Ruchika 'kab mile the apani Patni se pehli baar'
Mohanlal 'bachpan se'
Ruchika 'yanhi par pakde jayenge, yahi main keh rahi hu ki ham ek dusre ko bilkul nahi jante'
Mohanlal 'Fir kya karen'
Ruchika 'Simple jaise ham Pati Patni bane hain tu un prashano ke Uttar jo ki Pati Patni ke beech me normal hotey hain ve ham donon ke same hone chahiye'
Mohanlal 'koun se prashan?'
Ruchika ne bataya ki jaise pehli baar kanha mile the, Marriage kab aur kanha hui thi, arranged hai ya love. Aap kya karte ho, main kya karti hu. Aapki aur meri qualifications, families, hobbies aur kya pasand aur napasand hai.'
Mohanlal ne kaha 'Theek hai ye ham tay kar lete hain'
Un donon ne sochte hue aapas me decide kar liya aur fir Ruchika ne sharmate hue kaha 'kucch bate aur bhi hain jo ham donon ko pata honi chahiye'
Mohanlal ne kaha 'kounsi' tu Ruchika ka sharam ke mare bura haal tha tu Mohanlal ne usse hath se pakad kar bed par baitha liya aur kaha 'Dekho ham donon jis position me hain usme Pati Patni me bahut kucch normal hota hai jo ki hamare purane Rishte ki vajah se nishedh ho sakta hai lekin iss situation me ham donon ko milkar hi isse bahar nikalna padega'
Ruchika se kucch bola nahin ja raha tha tu Mohanlal ne usse apane aagosh me lete hue uske kandhe ko sehlate hue 'Mujh par vishwas karo aur apane purane Rishte ko abhi ke liye bhul jao aur ab ham sirf aur sirf Pati Patni hain tu apani jhijhak ko mitao aur batao kya kehna chahti ho'
Ruchika ne apane donon hathon ko apane chehre par rakhkar usse chupate hue ' hamara .... hamara.... hamara... honeymoon kab aur kanha hua tha'
Mohanlal uski sharam ko bhampte hue ' keh denge ki hua hi nahi'
Ruchika 'Maine bhi yahi jawab diya hai'
Mohanlal 'lagta hai tumhe vo donon chhed rahi hain'
Ruchika 'haan aur abhi bhi ghumane jane ke liye kaha hai aur dar ye lag raha hai ki unke aise sawalo ka kya jawab dungi'
Mohanlal uske chehre se uske hathon ko pakad kar hatane laga tu vo resist karne lagi tu Mohanlal ne bade pyaar se usse kaha 'Meri biwi itni kamjor nahi ho sakti ki inn chhoti baton se ghabra jayegi tu fir isse badi baton ka samna kaise karogi'
Mohanlal ki baat sunkar usne apne hathon ki pakad ko dheela kar diya lekin usse hataya nahi tu Mohanlal ne uske hathon ko hata liya tu usne apane chehre ko neeche kar diya tu Mohanlal ne uska ek hath apane hath me rakha aur dusre hath se uske kandhe ko sehlate hue puccha 'haan batao kya pucchana hai'
Ruchika 'baaten tu bahut si hain lekin.. lekin... Aapke kapdo ka size kya hai?'
Mohanlal hansne laga 'iske liye tum Sharma rahi thi, ye bhi koi sharmane wala prashan hai'
Mohanlal ne usse apana size bata diya aur vo jaankar Ruchika khadi ho gayi aur kehne lagi 'Main ja rahi hu taiyar hone'
Vo jaise hi Jane lagi tu Mohanlal ne uska hath pakad liya tu Ruchika ne kaha 'chhodiye na mujhe taiyar hona hai'
Mohanlal ne uska hath nahi chhoda aur kaha 'Tumne tu mera size pata kar liya, lekin meri biwi ke size kya hain'
Ruchika tu uski baat sunkar zamin me hi gadi ja rahi thi aur uski saans itni tez ho gayi ki uske urojon ne upar neeche hokar dance karna shuru kar diya aur kucch nahi bol rahi thi tu Mohanlal ne khade hokar peeche se uske kandhon ko pakad kar kaha 'agar beti ho tu na batao lekin agar biwi ho tu bataao, baki tumhare upar hai'
Ruchika ke liye ek bahut hi kathin waqt tha vo decide nahi kar pa rahi thi ki kya kare tu thodhi der baad Mohanlal ne uske kandhon ko chhod diya aur sofey ki taraf jane laga tu Ruchika duvidha me khadi rahi.
Fir pata nahi kya hua Ruchika ekdam se palti aur Mohanlal ko peeche se pakad liya aur apane hathon ko uski chathi par lejakar usko apane hathon me kas liya, jisse uske boobs Mohanlal ki peeth me dhans gaye tu Mohanlal ko nasha chane laga. Ruchika ki saanse abhi aniyamit thi tu uske boobs Mohanlal ki peeth par ragad kha kar upar neeche ho rahe the. Usne apane hathon ko Mohanlal ki chathi par sehlate hue unko dheere dheere upar karne lagi aur peeche se bhi vo apane panje par khadi hone lagi tu Mohanlal ko ye dohra attack bhari pad raha tha aur uska rakt parvah badne laga tu usne apane hath peeche lejakar Ruchika ko pakad liya. Ruchika upar uthkar Mohanlal ke kano ke paas apane munh ko lejakar uske kaan me 'aapki biwi ka size hai 34 23 34'