Update 6
RAJU KE SAWAL
Sham ka waqt tha…. Raju apne doston se....Milne Gaya tha…. Sheela niche Dadi ke....saath baatein Kar rahi thi……
Sheela- Dadi Mujeh…. Pehle Raju se dosti… karni hogi…. Use Ek dost ki zada zarurat hai….
Dadi- Sheela tujeh kitni baar kaha hai…. Tujeh jaise karna hai… apna kaam Kar….Mujeh tujpar pura bharosa hai…. Meri jahan zarurat hai…. Mujeh batah…. Thik hai….
Sheela- Ok dadi… samaj gayi….
Dadi- par Ek baat Bata.... Tune apna Ghar kyun bech Diya…..
Sheela- main ab apni purani yaadein…. Nahi rakhna chahati…. Woh Sheela usi Ghar me.....mar chuki hai…..
Dadi- to tu apne paise mat kharch karna….. yeh le 20000/-.. aur chahiye to bol….
Sheela- AAP ko aisa lagtaa hai… jaise me paison ke liye Kar rahi Hun….
Dadi- Nahi…. Me janti Hun…. Tu mere liye…. Apne Ghar ke paise bhi… kharch Kar degi… par Mujeh nahi kahegi…. Isliyeh main tujeh zabardasti deti Hun…. Aur waise bhi ...Paison ki kami Kahan hai… hamare khetron.... Ki salana kamai me....itna Paisa aataa hai…. Ki aajtak .....Maine …. Apne beton ke aage haath nahi failaye….
Sheela- yeh Sara hisaab… kaun rakhta hai….. Dadi....
Dadi- hamare munshiji hai na…. Who har mahine aake.....hisaab samjha jate hai….
Sheela- Raju ne kabhi.....pucha nahi..... yeh paise Kahan se aate hai… aur hisaab ke......bare me nahi pucha hogana….
Dadi- Nahi usne....Ek baar mujse puchata…. Par Maine hi use manaa Kiya tha….ki Tu sirf kitne paise chahiye yeh bol… Kahan se…. Aur kaise aaye yeh tu mat fikar Kar….
Sheela- Dadi ke samne dekh ke…. AAP ne hi use bigada hai….
Dadi- par beta Kya karu…. Use me sari khusiyan Dena chahati Hun… thodi si bhi taklif nahi….
Sheela- lekin Dadi aapko....toh pata Haina…. Taklif ke baad hi asli mazaa aata hai….
Dadi- chupkar shaitaan (phir Dadi aur Sheela Hasne lagate hai….)
Thodi der baad Raju Bahar se aate hai… Dadi wahi akeli bethi thi… uske pass Jake....unki goud me... Beth jata hai….
Raju- Dadi hum Saab dost....soch rahe the…. Kal shehar ghum ne Jaye…. Toh kal me apni Gadi me....Saab ke saath shehar jayunga… raat Tak laut ayenge….
Dadi- acha hai… Is bahane tu shehar toh jayega….
Raju- me sirf ghumne jaa Raha Hun… main toh kitni baar....Gaya Hun… papa ke saath….
Dadi- Han par raat hote hi… tujeh Meri yaad aajati hai…. Aur wapas yahan aajata hai… beta shehar hi tera Ghar hai… Aaj me Hun Kal nahi…. Tab tu kiske saath rahega….
Raju- aisa mat kaho Dadi… aap ko kuch nahi hoga….
Dadi- beta Ek din sabko Jana hai….
Raju- toh Sheela hai na… me uske saath rahunga…
Dadi- par woh... Tere saath kyun rahegi….
Raju- kyun Matlab…
Dadi- me Teri Dadi Hun… aur tu Mujeh pyaar karta hai… Sheela toh hamari kuch nahi lagti…. Aur tu to use baat bhi Kahan karta hai….
Raju- hum dost hai…. Woh rahegi mere saath… par Mujeh use baat karne....me sharam aati hai…. Maine kabhi.....ladki se baat nahi ki….
Dadi- isiliyeh....Kal..woh jaa rahi hai…. Wapas shehar.....
(Yeh sunke Raju Dadi ki god me se khada hojata hai…)
Raju- Kya… par kyun jaa rahi hai….
Dadi- Teri wajah se…
Raju- par Maine… toh kuch nahi Kiya…. Maine toh use....kuch baat bhi nahi ki hai….
Dadi- isliyeh toh jaa rahi hai…. Woh yahan aayi thi. .. thodi der pehle…. Keh rahi thi… akele akele..... Woh ....bore ho rahi hai.... Aur bol rahi thi….. Raju baat bhi nahi....karta mujse…. Isse accha....toh me Kal shehar hi....chali jaati Hun….
Raju- Par shehar me....uska kaun hai….
Dadi- who sab Mujeh nahi… Patah…. Par baat karne wala to koi miljayega na…..
Raju- ab me Kya karu….
Dadi- gadhe- use baat Kar… toh shayad Who Mann Jaye…. Tu Kal use ghuma ne le ja kahin…. Bahar....
Raju- par mere doston ka…. Kya….
Dadi- who bhi Teri dost hai na….. apne doston ko phir kabhi lejana…
Raju- pakka…. Main Abhi Sheela se baat karta Hun….
(Raju upar jata hai… Sheela wahi balcony me Khadi thi…. Aur uske mobile me….gana baj Raha tha…..)
Dil ko thikaane de.....Naye bahaane de......Khwabon ki barishon ko.....Mausam ke paimaane de....
Apne karam ki kar adayein….Kar de idhar bhi tu nigaahein…..
Sunn raha hai na tu.....Ro rahi hoon main…
Sun raha hai na tu…Kyun ro rahi hoon main……
Yaraaaaaa…
(Raju Sheela ko awaz deta hai…..sheela…. Woh piche ghumti hai….)
Sheela- han…. Oh sorry…(gana bandh karti hai….) Bolo….
Raju- Woh… mujeh Dadi ne bataya… tum Kal jaa rahi ho….
Sheela- Han… toh Kya karu…. Tumhare pass mere liye....waqt hi nahi....
Main tumhari dost Hun… aur dost ko koi Aise akele gharpe....chodke…. Jate Hain….
Raju- who aisa nahi hai… main Tumhe dost manta Hun…. Par Mujeh tumse baat karne me sharam aati hai…
Sheela- sharam… doston ke beech me.... Kaisi sharam.....
Raju- Mera Matlab me Kya…. Baat karu… yahi samaj nahi aata…. Maine kisise itni baat nahi ki….
Sheela- acha toh yeh problem hai…(Sheela Raju ke kandhe par…. Ek dost ki tarah haath rakhti hai… aur kehti hai…) Chalo mere saath…( Woh Raju ko…. Terrace pe lejati hai…. Aur wahan…. Dono Chaat pe pair latka ke…. Baith jate hai….)
Sheela- Chalo ab tum mere....kandhe pe haath rakho…. Aur batao...
Raju- nahi….Mujeh sharam aati hai….
(Sheela Raju ka haath pakkad ke…. Apne kandhe par… rakhti hai…..)
Sheela- Chalo meinhi.... baat shuru karti Hun….accha yeh batao… tum apne gaon ke doston…. Se Kya baatein karte ho….
Raju- Woh log…. Bus sheharon ki baatein…. Karte hai…. Mobile ki… filmo ki….aur ladkiyon ki….
Sheela- aur Tumhe in me se …. Kaun si baat zyada pasand hai….
Raju- Mujeh filmo ki aur….aur ladkiyon ki baatein…. Pasand hai.....
Sheela- Accha..toh…. Kya patah hai… tumhe....ladkiyon ke bare me…
Raju- mere dost… Woh ... Bus... woh...
Sheela- thik hai.... toh Kal me jaa rahi hun.... tum Mujeh Kahan dost mante ho.....
Raju- are nahi..... woh baatein karte hai… yehi.... Ki dekh....yeh ladki kitni khoobsurat hai…. Inko yeh pasand hai… ghumna pasand hai… naye style ke kapde pasand hai… bus aisa hi kuch….
Sheela- bus…. Isme Kya Naya hai…. Yeh sab to.....ladko ko bhi pasand Hota hai….
Mera Matlab koi....aisi baat jaise...kisi ladki ko patahna…. Use akele ghum ne lejana…. Use kiss karna…. Chipakar bethna…. Unki body ko touch karna...Yeh Saab wala puch rahi Hun….
Raju- yeh Saab who....mere samne nahi kehte…..
Sheela- kyun sharmate hai…. Kya…. Tumhari tarah.....
Raju- nahi…. Woh Dadi ne hi sabko daant ke rakha hai….
Sheela- Dadi ne.....par kyun....
Raju- Ek baar Maine apni Dadi se…. Galti se Puch liya…. Tha…. Umm.. umm...
Sheela- dekho tumhari Marzi…. Agar sharmaoge…. Toh tumhare sare sawal andar....hi reh jayenge…. Aur Meri dosti bhi... Kho bethoge.... Phir akele rehna.... Yahan.... Dadi ke saath.....
Aur han....agar Mujeh acha...dost Mann ke sari baat karoge…. Toh shayad mein tumhari madad Kar saku….ladikyon ke bare me jaana ho… toh unke saath dosti karni chahiye…. Who bhi bindass…. Sirf naam ki nahi…. Samjeh....
Raju- jaise....AAP mere saath karti hai… waisa…..
Sorry… mera Matlab....tum karti ho waise….
Sheela- Han…. Ab batao Dadi ko Kya pucha tha…
Raju- yahi ki.....chuchiyan…. Kya hoti hai….
Sheela- common raju… Tumhe intna bhi nahi Patah….
Raju- are nahi....ab toh Patah hai…. Par tab me 16 saal ka tha…. Aur Dadi ne... gusse me.....mere sare doston… ko unke ma-baap ke saath.... yahan bulaya....
Sheela- phir....
Raju- phir Dadi ne....unsabko.... khub… ache se dantan tha…. Tabse mere dost.... Mujeh kuch.....aisa waisa.... nahi baatate....woh … humare aate hi… mere dost yeh baatein bandh....kar dete Hain...…
Sheela- Toh tum unko....samjate kyun nahi…. Ab me Ghar pe nahi kahunga….
Raju- main toh har baar kosish karta Hun…. Par hum thakkur hai… aur Dadi ka darr aisa hai… ki gaon ka baccha… bhi unke khilaf nahi jatah….
Sheela- tum bhi Kamal ho....aisa koi....Dadi se puchta hai Kya....thik hai... toh Tumhe Kahan se pata Chala....in Chuchiyon....ke bare me…
Raju Sheela ke saamne .... Gaur see dekhta hai...
Sheela- Kya huva.... Aise kyun dekh rahe ho....
Raju- kya....tumhe ajeeb nahi.... Lagta yeh kehte huve....
Sheela- nahi.... Kyunki mein apne.... Dost se baat Kar rahi Hun.... Us dost se jispar Mujeh bharosa hai.... Ki woh yeh.... Baat hum dono Ke.... Bich me hi rakhega.... Apni Dadi se bhi.... Nahi kahega.... Kyun...
Kya.... Tumhe mujpar bharosa hai....
Raju- Han... Mujeh toh tumpe.... Bilkul bharosa hai.... AAP ne Pehli baar... Mujeh bachaya tha.... Tabse....
Sheela- bus toh.... Tum mujh par wahi... Bharosa rakho.... Aur baat Karo.... Ok....
Raju- ok...Darasal....Maine yeh Saab kuch.... mobile se net pe padha…. Filmon se Patah Chala…..
Sheela- toh ashlil cheeze padhne aur dekhne.... Ka shauq bhi hai....
Raju- are nahi.... main sirf.... samajna.... chahata tha....
Sheela- tha matlab.....
Raju- Han main.... pehle yeh Saab dhundha....karta tha…. Lekin ab nahi karta...
Sheela- kyun nahi dekhte.... Ya dhundhte....
Raju- kyunki who Sab kuch.....ek dikhawa Lagta hai....mera Matlab log....Ek dusre ke... Saath aisa.... kyun karte hai… Kya maza aata hoga….
Sheela- main kuch samji nahi…. Tum kehna Kya chahte ho.... Zara khul ke batao...
Raju- mere dost kehte hai…. ki pyaar hone par... Hum ek dusre see.... aisa kar sakte hai….
Sheela- sahi toh kaha....
Raju- han....Par pyaar toh hum papa se…. Dadi se …. Doston se……sabhi se karte hai…. Phir....koi dost kehta hai…. Yeh Saab Paison ke liye karte hai….Kabhi kehte hai.... Ki yeh saab.... Hamari vaasna ko shant....karne ke liye karte hai....
Par me yeh sochta Hun.... Aisa gandha kaam Kyu Kare.... Log iske binabhi... To reh sakte Hain....Naukri bhi Kar sakte hai…. Aur Khush bhi reh sakte Hain....
(Ek pal ke liyeh sheela…soch… me pad jati hai…. Who bhi… toh paison ke liyeh…. Par phir sochti hai…Nahi...Mein apni khushi ke liye....bhi kar rahi Hun….Tabhi.... Raju sheela ke kandhe ko … hilake….)
Raju- Kya soch rahi ho…. Sheela.... Tumne sunaa Maine Kya.... Kaha....
Sheela- ah sorry… Mera Matlab hai…. Tumne apne andar bohat… Se sawal ko bhar Diya hai…. Koi baat nahi….
Aaj se Tumhe kuch bhi jaan na ho… toh mujse puchna…. Main Tumhe Saab samjadungi…. Ek ek karke....Thik hai….
Raju- pakka…. Thik hai… toh main puchu….
Sheela- are Abhi nahi…. Mera Matlab raat ho rahi hai… hum Khana kha le… phir raat ko baatein karenge…. Ok...
Raju- done….
Sheela- chale mere Dadi ke bhole sardaar….
Raju- jaisa aapka hukum….
Sheela- (chalte chalte) acha Tumhe mein kaisi…. Lagti hun….
Raju- ekdum…. Nayi model jaisi…. ( Aur Raju Sheela ka haath chod ke…. Niche jata hai.… Sheela sochti hai… hai re.....Ise samjana…. Bohat mushkil hai…. Par namunkin nahi….)
To be continued $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
