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Sara saman leke kallu wapas Ghar ko nikalta hai to taste Mai hi Bharat ushe mil jata hai.
Bharat- Chacha apka kaam hogya
Ye kehta hua wo ek smartphone kallu ko deta hai aur ushey use krne ka tarika v Bata deta hai.
Bharat- Jab Tak Kareena yaha hai tab Tak aapki nazar k samne rahegi mene hotel aur vanity van k har jagah camera aur microphone set Kar Diya hu.
Kallu ye sunnte hi maze se kud padta hai aur turant hi phone on kr ke Kareena ko dekhna chahta hai Jo Avi apne hotel room me thi.
Kareena ko adhnangi halat me dekhte hi kallu ka Lund khada ho gya.
Aur wo apne pant me hath daal k apna Lund ko masalne laga.
"Bas kuchh hi din ki baat hai mere Lund fir tu Kareena Kapoor k body ka har chhed ko khol k rakh dega"
Bharat- Arey chacha bas Karo mujhe Mera Paisa to do.
Kallu turant hi baaki k 5lakh ushe de deta hai aur turant Ghar ko bhagta hai.
Wo tey kr liya tha ki ab na Kareena ki muth marega na hi gaon me kisi aurat ko ab to ye Lund sirf Kareena me hi ghusega.
Ghar pahunch the hi wo nanga hoke apne bed pe lait jata hai aur Kareena ka live telecast dekhna chalu krta hai.
Kareena Kapoor ush waqt apne sore hue apne pati saif se baat kr rahi thi.
Kareena- Saif please ek baar yaha aajo. Mujhe tumhari bahat yaad aarhi hai.
Saif- Bebo abhi me apne next project me busy hu. Eshe shooting bich me chhod ke nhi aasakta, agle week Tak aajaunga waha. Don't worry I miss you too Bebo bye see you.
Kallu- Kya chhakka hai eshi biwi ko koi aakela chhodta hai Kya.
Bese tu chinta na kr kr Teri biwi mere Lund se apna pyaash bujaegi.
Fir wo apne khayalo me khojata hai.
Bebo bas thoda din aur fir tu dimag se nhi chut se sochegi. Ek baar mere Lund k niche aagyi to phir apne pati ko nhi mere Lund ko miss karegi.
Eshe sochte sochte ushe nind aajati hai.
Subah bese v kallu bahat kaam karna tha ushka plan pura set tha ab ushe bas apna plan execute karna hai.
Aagey dekhiye kese ek Royal beautiful heroine Kareena Kapoor ko ek kaala badsurat Buddha kese patata hai.
Kallu ka nind 10 baje khuli wo turant utha aur kulla kr k Bina nahaye hi shooting site pe nikal jata hai aur sath me apna ek bag leke jata hai jisme hypnosis device aur wo dawai tha.
Bese v kallu bahat Ganda aadmi tha kafi nahata nhi tha aur brush to naam k liye tha, hamesha gutkha khata rehta tha aur sharabi v tha.
Gutkha itna khata tha ki dant kale pad gye the. Ishiliye gaon k me koi ushe apni ladki nhi Diya tha koi aurat to Kya koi buddhi v ushe bhao nhi deti thi.
Lekin hypnosis ne ushka kismat hi badal Diya tha lekin fir v ushe pehli nazar Jo bhi dekhta hai ushe ghin hi aata hai ushpe.
Ab esha aadmi kuchh hi dino me KAREENA ka Malik banne Wala tha.
Jab kallu set pe pahuncha tab Tak Kareena Kapoor aachuki thi.
Kallu me itna hawas tha Kareena k upar ki ushe ek scene me dekhte hi ushka Lund khada ho jata hai.
Kareena Kapoor ek black saree me apna scene KR rahi thi.
Kallu ish Roop me Kareena ko dekhte hi apna Lund masalne lagta hai.
Tabhi Kareena ki nazar kallu pe padti hai aur Jo wo kr Raha tha wo dekh k wo gusse se pagal hi hogyi.
Kareena scene khatm krte hi turant kallu k pass aati hai aur kas k ek thapad lagati hai.
Kallu to pura Hil jata hai aaj tak kisi ne ushe itne logo k samne thapad nhi mara tha.
Aur KAREENA apne vanity me chali jati hai.
Gussa to kallu ko v bahat aaya tha lekin wo apna gussa sahi waqt pe use krna janta tha
Man hi man kehta hai " Ye tune apne Zindagi ka sabse bada galati Kiya hai. Ab dekh ye galati ki saja Tere chut aur gand kese chukate hai.
Kareena ka gussa dekh k set me kisi ki himmat nhi thi ki kaaran puchh sakey.
Ye dekhte hi film ka director kallu ko uske kaam se nikal deta hai.
Kallu ka Sara bichhaya hua khel dhara ka dhara reh jata hai.
Khel apne haat se nikalte dekh kallu sidha director ka pair pe girl jata.
Kallu- Sahab mene kuchh nhi Kiya hai aap madam se hi puchh lo.
Director- Arey chacha ap mujhse bade hai mere pair pe mat giro kuchh galati ho ya naa ho. Kareena apko thapad Mar k Mera hath v bandh diya hai. Me kuchh nhi kr sakta. Mujhe ye film complete krna hai wo v Kareena k sath.
Kallu- bas sahab ek baar madam se mil k baat krne do Meri galati Kya hai mujhe puchhne do fir me Chala jaaunga.
Director- Mujhe Kareena se puchhne dijiye wo apse milna chahti v hai ki nhi.
Director itna keh k Kareena se Milne Chala jata hai.
Thodi der baad..
Director- Kareena apko akele me milna chahti hai. Jaiye baat kr lijiye dekhiye Kya ho sakta hai.
Kallu- Dhanyabad saheb.
Itna keh ke wo vanity k Ander jata hai.
Kareena kallu ko dekhte hi ek aur thapad laga deti hai. Kallu ko gussa to bahat aarha tha lekin lambi khel me chhote chhote har jaruri hota hai
Kareena- You fucking pervert, apne beti k Umar k ladki ko dekh k apna hawas bujha Raha hai.
Ek aur thapad.
Kallu- madam mujhe maaf kr dijiye Ish sab me Meri koi galati nhi hai. Mere Lund me hamesha dard rehta hai aur ishiliye kavi kavi mujhe ushe massage Dena hota hai.
Kareena ek aur thapad Marti hai.
Kareena- You bastard apne hawas ko bimari ka naam de Raha hai. Mene to tujhe pehle din se hi dekha hai. Mujhe dekh k Tera lust hamesha jaag jata hai.
Aur tujhe mene pehle hi din dekh liya tha jab tu mere vanity k pichhe aake masturbate kr Raha tha.
Bese kallu ko aadhe se jyada baat to samajh me hi nhi aaya lekin itna wo samajh chuka tha ki jaldi Karne k chakker me ye murgi ushke haath se nikala jaa Raha tha.
Tavi wo apna akhri kosish krta hai.
Wo seedha Kareena k pairo pe gir jata hai.
Kallu- Madam sach me mere Lund pe mujhe kabu nhi hai ishiliye me dawai v Leta hu.
Tavi wo apna jhola nikalta hai jiske Ander wo illegal sex ki dawai thi. Wo ushe dikha k bolta hai.
"Madam ye dekho Mera dawai me Kal ishiliye kaam pe nhi aaya tha qki mujhe seher se ye dawani Lani thi.
Kallu Kal ka shirt aaj v pehna hua tha jiske Ander wo doctor ka prescription v tha.
Kareena ye sab dekh k thoda shant hoti hai.
Wo chair pe baith jati hai tavi kallu niche baith k bolta hai.
" Madam aapko gussa bahat aata hai, Kaho to aapka shir Daba du"
Kareena- Nhi nhi koi jarurat nhi hai,
Kareena ab thoda guilty feel kr rahi thi qki aaj ushne apne baap k Umar ka ek admi ko pit Diya tha jab ki ushka koi galati nhi tha.
Wohi kallu dushri taraf apna dimag lagata hai wo situation ko thoda emotional banata hai.
Kallu- Madam aapne Jo Kiya sahi Kiya me hu hi ishi layak.
Mere sakal me hi likha hai ki me hawasi hu.
Kareena- Nhi nhi esha koi baat nhi hai. Bas mujhe pata nhi tha ki apko itni problem hai.
Kallu- To mujhe apne galati sudharne ka mauka dijiye. Mujhe apka gussa shant krna hai.(aur rone lagta hai)
Kareena ab emotion me behke ushe allow me deti hai.
Fir kallu kehta hai Kareena k pichhe aajata hai aur ushe achhe se piche se dekhta hai.
Kallu man me hi- sali Randi mujhe mara na tune mujhe ab tera v halat kharab nhi KR Diya na to me v apne baap ki aulad
nhi. Teri ye kamar ko noch lunga, Tere ye hontho ko kaat lunga aur chut ka to bhosda banaunga. Tujhe kutiya banake gali k kutto se chudwanga."
Kallu tavi apna hypnosis device nikalta hai aur ushe chalu kr deta hai Kareena tab aaram se baithi Hui thi ye sab se anzan ki agle kuchh hi waqt me ushka kismat sirf kallu ka Lund hi hoga. Aur wo sirf ushka chut hi nhi ushka dimag ko v chod k rakh dega.
To be continued...
Bharat- Chacha apka kaam hogya
Ye kehta hua wo ek smartphone kallu ko deta hai aur ushey use krne ka tarika v Bata deta hai.
Bharat- Jab Tak Kareena yaha hai tab Tak aapki nazar k samne rahegi mene hotel aur vanity van k har jagah camera aur microphone set Kar Diya hu.
Kallu ye sunnte hi maze se kud padta hai aur turant hi phone on kr ke Kareena ko dekhna chahta hai Jo Avi apne hotel room me thi.
Kareena ko adhnangi halat me dekhte hi kallu ka Lund khada ho gya.
Aur wo apne pant me hath daal k apna Lund ko masalne laga.
"Bas kuchh hi din ki baat hai mere Lund fir tu Kareena Kapoor k body ka har chhed ko khol k rakh dega"
Bharat- Arey chacha bas Karo mujhe Mera Paisa to do.
Kallu turant hi baaki k 5lakh ushe de deta hai aur turant Ghar ko bhagta hai.
Wo tey kr liya tha ki ab na Kareena ki muth marega na hi gaon me kisi aurat ko ab to ye Lund sirf Kareena me hi ghusega.
Ghar pahunch the hi wo nanga hoke apne bed pe lait jata hai aur Kareena ka live telecast dekhna chalu krta hai.
Kareena Kapoor ush waqt apne sore hue apne pati saif se baat kr rahi thi.
Kareena- Saif please ek baar yaha aajo. Mujhe tumhari bahat yaad aarhi hai.
Saif- Bebo abhi me apne next project me busy hu. Eshe shooting bich me chhod ke nhi aasakta, agle week Tak aajaunga waha. Don't worry I miss you too Bebo bye see you.
Kallu- Kya chhakka hai eshi biwi ko koi aakela chhodta hai Kya.
Bese tu chinta na kr kr Teri biwi mere Lund se apna pyaash bujaegi.
Fir wo apne khayalo me khojata hai.
Bebo bas thoda din aur fir tu dimag se nhi chut se sochegi. Ek baar mere Lund k niche aagyi to phir apne pati ko nhi mere Lund ko miss karegi.
Eshe sochte sochte ushe nind aajati hai.
Subah bese v kallu bahat kaam karna tha ushka plan pura set tha ab ushe bas apna plan execute karna hai.
Aagey dekhiye kese ek Royal beautiful heroine Kareena Kapoor ko ek kaala badsurat Buddha kese patata hai.
Kallu ka nind 10 baje khuli wo turant utha aur kulla kr k Bina nahaye hi shooting site pe nikal jata hai aur sath me apna ek bag leke jata hai jisme hypnosis device aur wo dawai tha.
Bese v kallu bahat Ganda aadmi tha kafi nahata nhi tha aur brush to naam k liye tha, hamesha gutkha khata rehta tha aur sharabi v tha.
Gutkha itna khata tha ki dant kale pad gye the. Ishiliye gaon k me koi ushe apni ladki nhi Diya tha koi aurat to Kya koi buddhi v ushe bhao nhi deti thi.
Lekin hypnosis ne ushka kismat hi badal Diya tha lekin fir v ushe pehli nazar Jo bhi dekhta hai ushe ghin hi aata hai ushpe.
Ab esha aadmi kuchh hi dino me KAREENA ka Malik banne Wala tha.
Jab kallu set pe pahuncha tab Tak Kareena Kapoor aachuki thi.
Kallu me itna hawas tha Kareena k upar ki ushe ek scene me dekhte hi ushka Lund khada ho jata hai.
Kareena Kapoor ek black saree me apna scene KR rahi thi.
Kallu ish Roop me Kareena ko dekhte hi apna Lund masalne lagta hai.
Tabhi Kareena ki nazar kallu pe padti hai aur Jo wo kr Raha tha wo dekh k wo gusse se pagal hi hogyi.
Kareena scene khatm krte hi turant kallu k pass aati hai aur kas k ek thapad lagati hai.
Kallu to pura Hil jata hai aaj tak kisi ne ushe itne logo k samne thapad nhi mara tha.
Aur KAREENA apne vanity me chali jati hai.
Gussa to kallu ko v bahat aaya tha lekin wo apna gussa sahi waqt pe use krna janta tha
Man hi man kehta hai " Ye tune apne Zindagi ka sabse bada galati Kiya hai. Ab dekh ye galati ki saja Tere chut aur gand kese chukate hai.
Kareena ka gussa dekh k set me kisi ki himmat nhi thi ki kaaran puchh sakey.
Ye dekhte hi film ka director kallu ko uske kaam se nikal deta hai.
Kallu ka Sara bichhaya hua khel dhara ka dhara reh jata hai.
Khel apne haat se nikalte dekh kallu sidha director ka pair pe girl jata.
Kallu- Sahab mene kuchh nhi Kiya hai aap madam se hi puchh lo.
Director- Arey chacha ap mujhse bade hai mere pair pe mat giro kuchh galati ho ya naa ho. Kareena apko thapad Mar k Mera hath v bandh diya hai. Me kuchh nhi kr sakta. Mujhe ye film complete krna hai wo v Kareena k sath.
Kallu- bas sahab ek baar madam se mil k baat krne do Meri galati Kya hai mujhe puchhne do fir me Chala jaaunga.
Director- Mujhe Kareena se puchhne dijiye wo apse milna chahti v hai ki nhi.
Director itna keh k Kareena se Milne Chala jata hai.
Thodi der baad..
Director- Kareena apko akele me milna chahti hai. Jaiye baat kr lijiye dekhiye Kya ho sakta hai.
Kallu- Dhanyabad saheb.
Itna keh ke wo vanity k Ander jata hai.
Kareena kallu ko dekhte hi ek aur thapad laga deti hai. Kallu ko gussa to bahat aarha tha lekin lambi khel me chhote chhote har jaruri hota hai
Kareena- You fucking pervert, apne beti k Umar k ladki ko dekh k apna hawas bujha Raha hai.
Ek aur thapad.
Kallu- madam mujhe maaf kr dijiye Ish sab me Meri koi galati nhi hai. Mere Lund me hamesha dard rehta hai aur ishiliye kavi kavi mujhe ushe massage Dena hota hai.
Kareena ek aur thapad Marti hai.
Kareena- You bastard apne hawas ko bimari ka naam de Raha hai. Mene to tujhe pehle din se hi dekha hai. Mujhe dekh k Tera lust hamesha jaag jata hai.
Aur tujhe mene pehle hi din dekh liya tha jab tu mere vanity k pichhe aake masturbate kr Raha tha.
Bese kallu ko aadhe se jyada baat to samajh me hi nhi aaya lekin itna wo samajh chuka tha ki jaldi Karne k chakker me ye murgi ushke haath se nikala jaa Raha tha.
Tavi wo apna akhri kosish krta hai.
Wo seedha Kareena k pairo pe gir jata hai.
Kallu- Madam sach me mere Lund pe mujhe kabu nhi hai ishiliye me dawai v Leta hu.
Tavi wo apna jhola nikalta hai jiske Ander wo illegal sex ki dawai thi. Wo ushe dikha k bolta hai.
"Madam ye dekho Mera dawai me Kal ishiliye kaam pe nhi aaya tha qki mujhe seher se ye dawani Lani thi.
Kallu Kal ka shirt aaj v pehna hua tha jiske Ander wo doctor ka prescription v tha.
Kareena ye sab dekh k thoda shant hoti hai.
Wo chair pe baith jati hai tavi kallu niche baith k bolta hai.
" Madam aapko gussa bahat aata hai, Kaho to aapka shir Daba du"
Kareena- Nhi nhi koi jarurat nhi hai,
Kareena ab thoda guilty feel kr rahi thi qki aaj ushne apne baap k Umar ka ek admi ko pit Diya tha jab ki ushka koi galati nhi tha.
Wohi kallu dushri taraf apna dimag lagata hai wo situation ko thoda emotional banata hai.
Kallu- Madam aapne Jo Kiya sahi Kiya me hu hi ishi layak.
Mere sakal me hi likha hai ki me hawasi hu.
Kareena- Nhi nhi esha koi baat nhi hai. Bas mujhe pata nhi tha ki apko itni problem hai.
Kallu- To mujhe apne galati sudharne ka mauka dijiye. Mujhe apka gussa shant krna hai.(aur rone lagta hai)
Kareena ab emotion me behke ushe allow me deti hai.
Fir kallu kehta hai Kareena k pichhe aajata hai aur ushe achhe se piche se dekhta hai.
Kallu man me hi- sali Randi mujhe mara na tune mujhe ab tera v halat kharab nhi KR Diya na to me v apne baap ki aulad
Kallu tavi apna hypnosis device nikalta hai aur ushe chalu kr deta hai Kareena tab aaram se baithi Hui thi ye sab se anzan ki agle kuchh hi waqt me ushka kismat sirf kallu ka Lund hi hoga. Aur wo sirf ushka chut hi nhi ushka dimag ko v chod k rakh dega.
To be continued...