Vipul
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bhai kya update diya tha insane matalab un dundo ko kya dhoya hainUPDATE 4
Wahan se main gaya market
Aur ek bicycle liya
Uske baad main usi cycle se ghar aagaya
Itni speed mein cycle chala raha tha
Ki cars aur bike waale dekhte reh gaye
Ghar pahuncha toh bua bhadak gayi
Ki neha ke liye scooty liya
Aur apne liye cycle
Main daant dikha diya
Phir hum sabne khana khaya
Ration bua mangwa chuki thi
Main apne room mein gaya
Paridhi mujhe kha jaane waali najro se dekh rahi thi
Main..kaisi ho
Paridhi..mujhe azaad karo
Warna achcha Nahi hoga
Main..kar dunga
Pehle promise karo
Ki mujhe yahan se jaane ke liye nahi kahogi
Ab yeh mera ghar hai
Paridhi..tumhara kaise hua
Yeh mera ghar tha hai aur rahega
Main..toh phir baithi raho
Yahan pe
Main aankhein band karke let gaya
Paridhi rone lagi
Main..ab kya hua
Paridhi..jab zinda thi
Tab bhi mere sath galat hua
Ab mar gayi hoon
Tab bhi galat ho raha hai
Tumne mujhe qaid kar rakhkha hai
Ab paridhi ko lag raha tha
Ki woh mujhe bewakoof bana sakti hai
Shayad 120 saal pehle main ban bhi jaata
Lekin ab koi sawal hi paida nahi hota
Main..tum Apne Dil se yeh khyal nikaal do
Ki main yahan se jaaunga
Paridhi munh bana li
Main so gaya
Agle do din bhi main jeweller ke paas gaya
Aaj mujhe jeweller ne mere documents de diye
Ab main apna admission college mein karwa sakta tha
Pichhle do dino se kuchh log mujhpe aur mere ghar pe najar rakhkhe hue the
Mujhe koi faraq nahi padta tha
Kyunki ghar mein ghusenge toh paridhi unhein sambhal legi
Aur mera woh kuchh bigaad nahi sakte the
Main Didi ke college chala gaya
Ab mujhe koi shauk nahi tha padhne ka
Bas mera man kiya isi liye ja raha tha
Ek wajah didi bhi thi
Toh main principal ko apne saare documents de diya
Principal ne admission fees maangi
Jise sunne ke baad main hansne laga
Principal..kya hua tum hans kyun rahe ho
Main..bas aise hi
Kitna donation dena hoga
Principal..5 lakh
Main apne bag se paise nikaalke principal ke saamne rakh Diya
Principal..kal se tum join kar lena
Main.. thank you
Yeh bolke main wahan se nikal gaya
College campus mein mujhe pooja dikhi
Main uske paas pahunch gaya
Woh mujhe dekhke itna gussa ho gayi
Ki uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Woh apne freinds ke sath baatein kar rahi thi
Aur isse pehle woh kuchh bolti
Main uske sar ko pakda
Aur jod diya uske honto se apne hont
Aur unhein chusne laga
Pooja mujhse chhutne ki koshish karne lagi
Lekin main Nahi chhoda use
Tab woh apna ghutna mere main part pe Dr maari
Lekin main use kiss karta raha
Uske freinds shocked reh gaye yeh sab dekhke
Main use chhod diya
Woh mujhe thappad maarti
Usse pehle hi main uska hath pakad liya
Aur phir uske hatho ko chum liya
Pooja.. you bastard
Msin tujhe jaan se maar dungi
Kutte ab dekh main kya karti hoon
Main..dance karogi yahan
Students kya sochenge
Woh kuchh bolti usse pehle hi main wahan se nikal gaya
Pooja ne kisi ko phone laga diya
Pooja..us haramzaade rudra ko jaan se maar do
Ab pooja ke baare mein bata doon
Pooja Jo thi
Woh college ke trustee ki beti thi
Duniya ki najro mein uske dad the
Ek bussines man
Lekin uske dad Underworld don tha
Toh pooja gusse se aansu pochhte hue wahan se nikal gayi
Wohin pub ki taraf
Pub pahunch ke woh peene lagi
Ab main Apne ghar ja hi raha tha
Ki mere peechhe kayi cars aagayi
Ek left ek right ek aage ek peechhe
Main samajh gaya
Ki yeh kya karna chahte hain
Toh pichhle waale bhai sahab ne kya kiya
Ki meri cycle ko thokne ke liye
Accelerator pe pair rakh diya
Main cycle samet hawa mein uchhal gaya
Anjaam yeh hua ki pichhli car agli car se takra gayi
Aur dono ka balance bigad gaya
Dono cars ki pungi baj gayi
Ab bache the
Left right waale
Main un dono drive ko dono hath unki taraf karke middle finger dikha diya
Aur phir cycle itni tezi se chalaya
Ki palak jhapakte hi main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Dono drivers shocked reh gaye
Uske baad woh dono wapas jaane lage
Tabhi un dono ko main dikha
Jis taraf unki car aarahi thi
Beech road pe main khada tha
Toh unhone socha ki woh mujhe uda denge
Main.. bhagwaan tumhari aatma ko shanti de
Aur phir ek car ne mujhe thoka
Lekin khud thuk gaya
Car ke cheethde ud gaye
Usmein jitne bhi log the
Sab ki haadiya toot gayi
Yeh dekhke jo dusri car waale aadmi the
Woh wahan se bhaag gaye
Main un sabko car se bahar nikaala
Woh sab dard se tadap rahe the
Main un sabko car se nikaala
Aur thodi doori pe le jaake unhein rakh diya
Tabhi car mein dhamaka hua
Woh sab aur jyada ghabra gaye
Main Apne bag mein se ek bottle nikaala
Aur us mein se ek ek tablet un sabko de Diya
Woh sab mera munh dekhne lage
Main..kha lo warna jaisi chot hai
Maut bhi ho sakti hai
Aadmi..tum humari help kyun kar rahe ho
Main.. main kisi ko jaan se nahi maarta
Aadmi2..lekin unka kya jinki car aapas mein takra gayi thi
Unmein se kayi mar chuke hain
Main..maine unhein thodi maara tha
Woh unki galti thi
Mujhe thokne chale the
Maine douch kiya
Aur unki cars aapas mein bhid gayi
Uske baad un sabne tablet kha liya
Aur phir sabki body pehle jaisi ho gayi
Matlab heal ho gayi
Woh sab mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lage
Main..tum sab criminals ho
Phir bhi main tumhein zinda chhod raha hoon
Lekin agar dobara mujhe kabhi Pareshaan kiya
Toh yaad rakhna
Rudra sirf ek baar maaf karta hai
Uske baad seedha destroy karta hai
Aur meri aankhein red ho gayi
Woh sab buri tarah se ghabra gaye
Main..aur suno apni tashreef Pooja ke paas mat le jaana
Kyunki jab use pata chalega
Toh woh kya karegi tum sab achchi tarah se jaante ho
Aur yeh sab chhod do
Kuchh Nahi rakhkha hai in sab kaamo mein
Bura banna aasaan hai
Mard Kabhi galat kaam nahi karte
Uske baad main seeti bajaya
Aur meri cycle apne aap chalti hui mere paas aagayi
Main uspe baitha
Aur wahan se nikal pada
Aadmi..humne aaj tak pata nahi kitne paap kiye
Lekin aaj tak humein ehsaas nahi hua
Ki hum jo kad rahe hain
Kitna galat kar rahe hain
Aadmi2..aaj ek launda humein dikha gaya
Ki insaan ko apni insaniyat nahi bhoolni chahiye
Aadmi3..main saare bure kaam chhodta hoon
Nahi chahiye mujhe haram ki kamayi
Aadmi.. mujhe bhi
Aur un sab ne faisla kiya
Ki woh ab galat kaam nahi chhodenge
Phir woh sab pooja ke dad ke paas pahunch gaye
Aur un sab ne pkd se kaha
Ki woh Underworld chhod rahe hain
Jiske badle mein pkd ne ishara kiya
Aur baaki aadmiyo ne unhein bhoon daala goliyo se
Woh sab aatma mein badal gaye
Main apne room mein baitha tha
Tabhi mujhe woh sab aadmi dikhe
Main unhein pehchaan liya
Aadmi..jaante ho burayi chhodne ki humein kya saza mili
Aadmi2..humein jaan se maar diya gaya
Bhagwaan nahi hai is duniya mein
Aadmi3..ab humare pariwaar ka kya hoga
Main akayla tha Apne ghar mein kamane waala
Hum sabke chhote chhote bachche the
Main..jaise ki tumhen PATA nahi tha
Ki tum underword chhodge toh kya hoga
Aadmi.. tumhein humara badla lena hoga
Main..har Kisi ka din bura aata hai
Aaj tum sabka tha
Raana ka bhi aayega
Woh bheekh maangega lekin koi use bheekh nahi dega
Uski aankhein chali jaayengi
Use kodh foot jaayega
Tabhi asmaan se white roshni gidi un sab pe
Aur Woh sab gayab ho gaye
Paridhi..tum ho kya
Aur yeh tum poojariyo ki tarah shraap kyun De rahe the
Main..main kahan shraap de raha tha
Main toh bas guess kar raha hoon
Raana ka future
Paridhi..fenkne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai
Aur waise rana wohi hai na
Underworld don
Main..haan
Paridhi..aur woh tumhein kyun maarna Chahta hai
Main..woh Nahi uski beti pooja
Paridhi.. kyun
Main..woh jab bhi main use dekhta hoon
Use kiss kar deta hoon
Paridhi..mujhe toh laga tha
Ki tum.acche insaan ho
Lekin tum toh ghatiya nikle
Kisi ladki ki permission ke bina
Use tum kaise touch kar sakte ho
Koi agar tumhari behen ke sath aisa karega
Toh tumhein kaisa lagega
Main..main toh use is liye kiss karta hoon
Kyunki use cancer hai
Paridhi..kya
Lekin tumhare kiss karne se
Uska cancer kaise theek hoga
Aur tum use bata bhi toh sakte ho
Ki use cancer hai
Main.. aur woh maan legi
Maan bhi legi
Toh jab uska treatment hoga
Toh use bahut takleef hogi
Aur Woh yeh sab nahi seh paayegi
Aur apni jaan de degi
Paridhi..lekin tumhare kiss karne se uska cancer kaise theek hoga
Main..main kisi ka bhi dukh takleef dard aur beemari theek kar sakta hoon
Use kiss karke
Paridhi..iska matlab kisi ladke ko bhi agar koi beemari hogi
Toh tum use theek karne ke liye
Main..har kisi ke sath thodi kiss karna hota hai
Jab main Kisi ko dekhta hoon
Toh mujhe pata chalta hai
Ki kaise mujhe uska ilaaj karna hai
Kisi ko touch karke
Kisi ko kiss Karke
Paridhi.. phir bhi agar ladke ki beemari door karni ho
Toh kya phir bhi tum use kiss karoge
Main..yeh tum is matter mein sex kyun ghusa rahi ho
Kya kisi ki jaan bachane ke liye mouth pump nahi kiya jaata
Insaan bhi kitne ghatiya hain
Agar koi gay hai
Toh uska majak udayenge
Koi transgender hai
Toh uska majak banayenge
Gareeb ka majak udaya jaata hai
Ek religion waale dusre religion waale se Nafrat karte hain
Unhein yeh samajh nahi aata
Ki is duniya ka maalik sirf ek hai
Tum use alag alag tarah se worship karte ho
Lekin har insaan ki pray uparwaale ke paas hi jaati hai
Jo ek hi hai
Paridhi..bas bas aur jyada lecture dene ki jarurat nahi hai
Main..ab jaao mujhe Sona hai
Paridhi..kya har waqt sona sona lagake rakhte ho
Main.. pooja ko kiss karne ke baad
Uski takleef mujhe mil chuki hai
Kyunki mujhe dard mehsus nahi hota
Isi liye uske badle mein mujhe neend aati hai
Paridhi..achcha so jaao
Phir main so gaya
Paridhi mere bag ke paas gayi
Paridhi..dekhu toh itne chhote bag mein se Tum roz naye Naye kapde kaise nikaalte ho
Aur paridhi ne bag ka chain khola
Aur phir usmein hath daali
Lekin usmein kuchh nahi tha
Woh dusra chain kholi
Lekin usmein bhi kuchh nahi tha
Paridhi..ajeeb baat hai
Aur phir paridhi wohin mere bagal mein let gayi
Aur mujhe dekhne lagi....
ur un sab ne faisla kiya
Ki woh ab galat kaam nahi chhodenge
bhai yeh kya likh diya aapane matalab main manta hoon ki main kahani sirf maje ke liye aur kuchh relax hone ke liye padhata hun magal apane yeh kya likh diya galat kam nahi chhodege yeh galti kaise ho gayi aapase
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waise sallu bhai ki tarah aapane woh train wala stunt nahi kiya agar woh karte toh maja aa jata
aur galti se woh train takara jati to unme jo log baithe hain unka kya hota