UPDATE 5
Main college pahunch chuka tha
Apni cycle se
Ab pata nahi class room kis taraf tha
Main ek ladki ke paas gaya
Dikhne mein woh bahut khubsurat thi
Matlab sachmein yaar
Mera fuse udd gaya
Woh mujhe ghurne lagi
Main usse apni class room ke baare mein puchha
Jiske badle mein usne mujhe bola
Aur koi nahi mila tumhein puchhne ke liye
Ya phir jahan khubsurat ladki dikhi
Wohin laar tapkate hue aagaye
Kya aanchal tu sabse aise hi baat karti hai
Dusri ladki boli
Toh in mohtarma ka naam anchal hai
Naam achcha hai
Lekin yeh kahan achchi hai
Is duniya se aur ummid bhi kya ki ja sakti hai
Suniye woh class us taraf hai
Dusri ladki boli
Thanks
Main bola
Aur phir wahan se nikal gaya
Aur pahunch gaya
Apni class mein
Main ek jagah baith gaya
Tabhi ek ladka aaya
Abe oye yeh meri seat hai
Chal uth yahan se
Main.. tumne registry karwayi hai kya
Ladka..saale jubaan ladata hai
Main uska collar pakda
Aur hawa mein utha diya
Main.. Bina gaali diye baat karo
Ab woh patla dubla toh tha nahi
Hatta katta launda tha
Yeh sab dekhke sab chaunk gaye
Ladka..abe neeche utaar paagal hai kya
Main use neeche utaar diya
Ladka..tu toh serious ho gaya
Maine toh socha
Naya admission hai
Isi liye thode maze le leta hoon
Tabhi ek itna bada aur mota aadmi
Mere saamne aaya
Ki use dekhke main sochne laga
Soch thodi gandi thi
Isi liye nahi bataunga
Aadmi..tumne humari maalkin se baat karne ki himmat kaise ki
Main..kaun maalkin bhai
Aadmi..main unka naam nahi le sakta
Chalo ab tumhein chalna padega
Humare sath
Main..mota bhai
Maine kisi Malkin se baat nahi ki
Lagta hai aap subah subah ganja maar ke aaye hain
Aadmi..chalo chup chaap
Warna haddi pasli todke le jaaunga
Main us aadmi ke sath chal pada
Aur ab main aur woh campus ke beecho beech khade the
Aadmi..dear students
Jab bhi koi is college mein admission leta hai
Toh use bataya jaata hai
Ki koi bhi yahan padhne waali do student se baat nahi karega
Pehli hain
Humari maalkin pooja
Aur dusri maalkin hain anchal
Pooja rana sahab ki beti hain
Aur aanchal unki hone waali bahu
Aur is ladke ne yeh gunaah kiya hai
Aur ise saza milegi
Aur tabhi kuchh aadmi meri taraf badhne lage
Tabhi mujhe pooja dikhi
Aur neha didi bhi
Woh bahut dari hui thi
Pooja mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi
Aur woh muskura bhi rahi thi
Ab genda kuchh bolta usse pehle hi main pooja ki taraf badhne laga
Pooja ghabra gayi
Tabhi gende ne mera baaju pakad liya
Main gende ko kheenchta hua
Pooja ke paas pahunch gaya
Pooja kuchh bolti usse pehle hi main pooja ke honto pe apne hont rakh diya
Aur unhein chusne laga
Sab shocked reh gaye
Gende ki haalat kharab ho gayi
Dar ke maare
Woh yeh soch raha tha
Ki agar Mayank ko pata chala
Ki uske saamne kisi ne pooja ko kiss kar lita
Toh Mayank uske poori family ko khatam kar DEGA
Kamal ki baat yeh thi
Ki pooja mera virodh nahi ki
Pehli baar
Haan woh mujhe response nahi de rahi thi
Pooja ko main dekha
Woh halka halka Sharma rahi thi
Main didi ki taraf dekha
Jo mujhe kha jaane waali najro se dekh rahi thi
Yeh sab dekhke pooja ke jitne bhi guards se the
Woh sab meri taraf badhne lage
Tabhi ek ladka mere saamne aagaya
Ab dekho bhai mujhe koi shauk nahi hai
Apni powers ka show off karne ka
Woh sab mere kareeb pahunch chuke the
Aadmi..a launde chal nikal yahan se
Ladka..ghar jaao
Apni family ke paas
Jab maroge
Aur Tumhare karmo ka hisaab kitaab hoga
Toh pata hai tumhein kya saza milegi
Ab us ladke ne itna hi bola tha
Ki woh sab ek ek karke us ladke ke pair chhune lage
Aur phir wahan se chale gaye
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua ki samay ruk gaya hai
Ladka..toh kya haal hain rudra
Main..theek hain
Tum kaun ho
Ladka..yeh jaanke kya karoge
Tumhein ek baat batane aaya hoon
Baat aisi hai
Ki tum unhein hi theek karoge
Jinke jeene ki ummid hai
Jiski maut tay ho
Tum unhein nahi bachaoge
Jab koi insaan marta hai
Tab koi insaan janam leta hai
Yeh baat tumhein samajhni hogi
Main..lekin tum kaun hote ho
Mujhe batane waale ki mujhe kya karna hai
Aur kya nahi
Ladka..madad karna achchi baat hai
Lekin agar tumne meri baat nahi maani
Toh uske baad jo hoga
Uska anjaam bahut bura hoga
Main..main sirf god ki sunta hoon
Aur unhone mujhe kaha tha
Ki jitna ho sake logo ki madad karna
Ladka..mera kaam batana tha
Baaki tumpe hai
Uske.baad woh ladka gayab ho gaya
Main apni class mein wapas chala gaya
Kuchh der baad teacher aayi
Aur mujhe sabse introduce karwaya
Aanchal bhi meri hi classs mein thi
Tabhi mujhe kuchh Vision dikhne lage
Main dekha mujhe kisi ne zanzeero mein qiad kar rakhkha hai
Aur mujhe dekhke woh hanse ja rahi thi
Mera khoon khaul gaya
Jab main uska chehra dekha
Tabhi ek ladki mere saamne aagayi
Main uski taraf dekha
Main Apne dono hath peechhe le gaya
Uske baad us ladki ne mujhe maarna shuru kar diya
Ab main ladkiyo pe hath nahi utha ta tha
Saare students dar se bhaag gaye wahan se
Bas aanchal hi thi wahan pe
Us ladki ne mera gala pakda
Aur mujhe khidki se bahar fenk Diya
Main zameen pe jaa gida
Mere hath ab bhi pechhe the
Woh ladki second floor ki window se kood ke mere paas aagayi
Aur phir mujhe dekhke hansne lagi
Main khada ho gaya
Main..tum mujhe chot nahi pahuncha sakti
Tum mera kuchh nahi bigaad sakti
Jitna maarna hai maar lo
Lekin yaad rakhna
Hadd se aage badhi ya phir kisi ko chot pahunchaya
Toh woh aayegi
Aur tumhara woh haal karegi
Ki tumhein Apne paida hone pe afsos hoga
Ladki..mera naam ridhima hai
Mujhe bataya gaya
Ki tum superman ho
Socha ki tumhein aazmaa ke dekh loon
Aur woh super speed mein mere pass pahunch gayi
Aur mujhe punch maari
Main asmaan ki taraf jaane laga
Aur phir woh asmaan mein pahunchi
Aur mujhe punch aur kicks maarne lagi
Main hansne laga
Tabhi uske hath mein ek sword aagayi
Jise dekhke main chaunk gaya
Kyunki woh sword Maine is liye banaya tha
Taaki agar kabhi mujhpe buraayi haawi ho
Toh usse mujhe maara ja sake
Ridhima ne woh sword meri taraf fenk diya
Aur isse pehle ki woh sword mere pass pahunchti
Kisi ke seene se woh sword takra gayi
Aur destoy ho gayi
Haan yeh wohi ladki thi
Jiske baare mein main bata raha tha
Yeh meri guru thi
Ridhima use dekhke ghabra gayi
Ridhima..guru maa
Wapas jaao
Abhi ke abhi
Tumhari himmat kaise hui yahan aane ki
Ridhima..jee guru maa
Aur phir woh gayab ho gayi
Matlab ridhima
Main..toh ab sab aapko guru maa bolte hain
Waah jee waah
Main sharminda hoon
Apne student ki is behuda harkat se
Main..maine socha tha
Ki aap use peetogi
Lekin aap toh mujhse pyar hi nahi karti
Aisa kyun bol rahe hain
Aapko toh pata hai
Woh meri student hai
Main..haan pata hai
Guru maa
Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Usne mera Kaan pakadke kheench diya
Meri cheekh nikal gayi
Main..bahut galat baat hai
Apne pati ko dard pahunchati ho aap
Ab main chalti hoon
Main..ok bye
Alita mujhe ghurne lagi
Alita..wapas kab aayenge
Main..aajaunga jald hi
Alita..mujhe intezaar rahega
Aur phir alita mere seene se lag gayi
Uske baad woh gayab ho gayi
Jab meri aankh khuli
Toh main class room mein tha
Main muskura diya...
