UPDATE 3
Main uthke baith gaya
Aur idhar udhar dekhne laga
Uski hansi bahut hi jyada bhayanak thi
Koi normal insaan sunta toh dar se behosh ho jaata
Main..jyada darane ki jarurat nahi hai
Jo bhi ho saamne aajao
Tabhi woh mere saamne aagayi
Aur mujhpe jhapti
Main uska gala pakad liya
Aur bed pe baithe hue hi
Use hawa mein utha diya
Woh chhatpatane lagi
Woh meri aankho mein ungli ghusa di
Par meri aankho ko kuchh nahi hua
Main bata deta hoon
Sirf main apne aapko maar aur chot pahuncha sakta hoon
Aur koi bhi nahi
Na astra na shastra na insaan na rakhshas na devta na farishte
Aur na hi koi aur
Jab mujhe ehsaas hua ki use bahut takleef ho rahi hai
Toh main use chhod diya
Woh lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Aur mujhe ghbarate hue dekhne lagi
Main paani ka glass uski taraf badha diya
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Main..pee lo
Ladki.. main koi insaan thodi hoon
Jo mujhe pyass lagegi
Main..tum mujhe darane kyun aayi thi
Ladki..tumse matlab
Yeh mera ghar hai
Aur tum yahan nahi reh sakte
Jaan se maar dungi
Main..dekho baat aisi hai
Ki yeh ghar mera hai
Woh phir se mujhpe jhapti
Main use pakda
Aur bed pe litake uske upar baith gaya
Uske chehre pe chot ke nishaan the
Main..kisne kiya yeh sab
Ladki..utho mere upar se
Aisa lag raha hai
Main dabke hi mar jaaungi
Main.. pehle batao kaun ho tum
Ladki..hat jaao dard ho raha hai
Please hat jaao
Main.. Apne baare mein batane ka vaada karo
Ladki..theek hai bataungi
Main bataungi
Main uske upar se uth gaya
Aur use dekhne laga
Ladki..tum insaan nahi ho kya
Main..insaan hi hoon main
Ab batao tum kaun ho
Ladki..mera naam paridhi tha
Main Apne bhaiya ke sath rehti thi
Ek din unka dost ramesh humare ghar aaya
Woh mujhe ajeeb najro se dekh raha tha
Woh dono bussines partners the
Main us baat ko ignore kar di
Kareeb ek hafte baad woh phir aaya
Pata nahi uske man mein kya tha
Mujhe woh ajeeb najro se dekhta tha
Us din woh humare ghar pe hi ruk gaya
Woh aur bhaiya raat mein chhat pe sharab pee rahe the
Sharab peete peete bhaiya behosh ho gaye
Ramesh mere room mein aagaya
Aur mere sath zabardasti karne laga
Main cheekhti rahi chillati rahi
Lekin usne meri izzat loot li
Aur phir woh chala gaya
Main faansi laga ke apni jaan de di
Mere bhaiya jab uthe toh mujhe unki laash dikhi
Mere bhaiya toot gaye
Aur woh ramesh ke paas gaye
Usse maar peet karne lage
Lekin ramesh ke nakuro ne unhein pakad liya
Uske baad ramesh ne unka bhi khoon kar diya
Phir ramesh ne ghar pe kabza kar liya
Farud property papers banwa ke
Aur papers pe usne apne bhai ka naam likhwa diya
Taaki aage agar kabhi investigation ho
Toh uska bhai fanse woh nahi
Phir woh yahan aagaya
Maine use darana shuru kar diya
Aur use ghar se nikalne nahi diya
Main tab tak use saza deti rahi
Jab tak woh paagal nahi ho gaya
Phir use maine ghar se bahar fenk diya
Main..mera hath pakdo
Tumhein mukti dilwa deta hoon
Ladki.. mujhe mukti nahi Chahiye
Main Apne ghar ko chhodke nahi jaaungi
Kabhi nahi
Ab tum jaao yahan se apni family ko leke
Main..ab yeh Mera ghar hai
Main toh nahi ja raha
Ladki..tum saaare mard ek jaise hote ho
Laalchi aur kamine
Main..ladkiya bhi toh kameeni
Aur gold digger bhi
Ladki..jaan le lungi agar bakwaas karoge toh
Main..ab jao mujhe sone do
Subah bahut saare kaam hai
Ladki..maine kaha na mere ghar se nikal jaao
Warna achcha nahi hoga
Main..achcha tumhare liye nahi hoga
Mujhe Pareshaan mat karo
Paridhi mujhe maarne lagi
Main..a bol raha hoon
Pareshaan mat karo
Paridhi..mere ghar se jaaoge ki nahi
Main..meri maa kyun Pareshaan kar rahi jaa na yahan se
Sone de neend aarahi hai
Paridhi.. pehle bolo ki subah mere ghar se chale jaaoge
Main.. theek hai
Woh chali gayi
Main so gaya
Sone ka apna hi alag maza aata hai
Subah jab meri aankh tab khuli
Jab koi mujhe utha raha tha
Main dekha paridhi thi
Main.. thank you god
Paridhi..ab jaao yahan se subah ho gayi
Main.. pehle mera bag laake do
Paridhi mujhe ghurne lagi
Main daant dikha diya
Phir woh mujhe mera bag laake di
Main bag mein hath daala
Aur ek crown nikaala
Wohi jo monkey king pehenta tha
Main..yeh lo ise pehen lo
Paridhi..kyun
main..maim tabhi jaaunga
Jab tum yeh pehnogi
Chalo pehen lo
Paridhi mujhe ghurti hui
Woh crown pehen li
Aur phir uski cheekh nikal gayi
Main..haan toh tum kya keh rahi thi
Paridhi..mere Ghar se nikal jaao
Main..main toh nahi ja raha
Aur tum baith jaao
Paridhi mujhpe jhapti
Lekin tabhi Uske ghutne mud gaye
Aur woh baith gayi
Paridhi..yeh tumne mere sath kya kiya
Main..dekho ab tum meri baat maanogi
Main tumse kuchh bhi karwa sakta hoon
Isi liye tum khud bhi is ghar mein raho
Aur mujhe bhi rehne do
Paridhi..tumne mujhe dhokha diya
Main tumhein nahi maar sakti
Lekin main tumhari family ko maar dungi
Main..tab tak yahin baithi raho
Jab tak tum faisla nahi kar leti
Aur phir main apne bag mein hath daala
Towel aur baaki kapde pehenne ke liye nikaal liya
Aur bathroom mein ghus gaya
Bathroom se ready hoke nikla
Paridhi..main tumhein achcha insaan samajhti thi
Lekin tum bhi bure nikle
Main..tumhein Jo samajhna hai samjho
Jab faisla kar lo
Toh mera naam pukaar lena
Ab thodi der chup raho
Aur phir main Apne bag mein hath daala
Golden knife nikaalke
Apne hatho ko cut kiya
Aur phir jab mere hatho se khoon nikalke
Gold mein badalne laga
Toh paridhi shocked ho gayi
Main woh gold apne bag mein daala
Main..ab tum bol sakti ho
Paridhi..tum magician ho kya
Main.. Nahi toh
Paridhi..yeh gold kaise ban gaya tumhara blood
Main..yeh knife dekh rahi ho
Isse cut karne pe jab khoon nikalta hai
Toh gold ban jaata hai
Paridhi..iska MATLAB koi bhi ise use kar sakta hai
Main..kar sakta hai
Lekin ek baar use karne ke baad
aayu matlab total age mein se 5 saal kam ho jaayenge
Paridhi..toh phir tumhari age bhi toh kam hogi
Main..nahi hogi
Main immortal hoon
Paridhi.. kya
Main.. Haan
Ab main chalta hoon
Main didi ke room mein gaya
Woh soyi hui thi
Main unke pair dabane laga
Kuch der mein hi woh aankhein khol di
Aur mujhe dekhne lagi
Neha.. kya kar Raha hai chhod mere pair
Main..dabane do na
Neha.. paagal toh nahi hai
Main..lo nahi dabata
Didi mere gaal sehlane lagi
Neha..gussa kyun hota hai
Aur yeh hero banke kahan ja raha hai
Main..aapke liye scooty lene
Neha..kya baat kar raha hai
Main..aap ready ho jaao
Phir chalenge
Aapke liye scooty lene
Didi Khush ho gayi
Neha..tu bahar ja
Main thodi der mein aati hoon
Main living room mein aake baith gaya
Aur kuchh der baad didi ready hoke aagayi
Tab tak bua bhi uth chuki thi
Bua.. Kahan ja rhe ho subah subah dono
Main..ghumne ja rahe hain
Bua..tujhe college nahi jaana hai
Main..kal se jayengi
Bua..theek hai
Main Bhai behen ke beech mein nahi bolungi
Phir hum dono nikal gaye
Ek showroom pahunche
Wahan didi ke liye scooty li
Wohin dusri taraf fufa ki band achche se baji thi
Na usse chala ja raha tha
Aur na leta
Uski Nayi biwi Aarti ko usse koi matlab nahi tha
Fufa aarti ko awaj diye ja raha tha
Aur woh tv dekhne mein busy thi
Aarti..kya hai kyun bhaunk raha hai
Fufa ka naam Chandan tha
Chandan..yeh tum mujhse kis tarah baat kar rahi ho
Aarti..Buddhe aur kis tarah baat Karu
Chain se tv Nahi dekhne de raha hai
Chandan.. mujhe bhukh lagi hai
Kuchh bana do
Aarti..khud bana le
Yeh bolke aarti wapas aagayi
Aur tv dekhne lagi
Pizza khaate hue
Main..didi aap mujhe ek sim leke dogi
Neha..haan haan kyun nahi
Phir didi ne apni id pe mujhe sim leke diya
Aur phir main aur didi scooty pe baith gaye
Main unke peechhe baitha tha
Neha.. itni door kyun baitha hai
Thoda paas baith
Warna gid jaayega
Main..aap chalao na main aise hi theek hoon
Neha..kaha na paas aake baith
Ek baar mein sunayi nahi deta hai
Main didi ke kareeb baith gaya
Didi mere dono hath pakdi
Aur apni kamar mein lapet di
Main kuchh nahi bola
Uske baad woh scooty aage badha di
Hum dono abhi aadhe raaste hi pahunche the
Ki meri najar ek jagah pe padi
Jahan bahut bheed jama thi
Didi ne scooty rok di
Aur main dekha
Ek car ulti hui thi
Usmein aag lagi hui thi
Koi bhi wahan nahi ja raha tha dar se
Kisko apni jaan deni thi
Main dekha car ke andar do ladki thi
Neha peeche mudke dekhi toh main wahan nahi tha
Main super speed mein wahan pahuncha
Aur car ko seedha kiya
Aur usmein se dono ladkiyo ko nikaala
Usmein se ek ladki ki aankhein khuli thi
Main un dono ko hospital leke gaya
Aur stretchers pe daal diya
Yeh sab itni jaldi hua
Ki kisi ko kuchh pata nahi chala
Uske baad main wapas aagaya
Didi ke paas
Neha...kahan gayab ho gaya tha
Main..main ambulance ko phone karne gaya tha
Neha.. oh
Pata hai woh car Apne aap seedhi ho gayi
Main..kya baat kar rahi ho
Neha..chal ab chalte hain
Uske baad main aur didi ghar aagaye
Aur bua jab dekhi
Toh phirse lecture dene lagi
Main bina kuchh bole nikal gaya
Wapas jeweller ke pass
Jeweller..ab kya hua
Main..phirse sona leke aaya hoon
Jeweller..lekin yeh sona tumhein milta hai kahan se
Main..phir aap sawal puchhne lage
Dekho uncle lalach nahi karna
Ki mera peechha ya phir mujhe kidnap karwake mera raaz jaan loge
Jo mere peechhe aayega
Main uska khandaan khatam kar dunga
Jeweller..are beta gussa kyun hote ho
Mujhe jo mil raha hai
Main usi mein khush hoon
Tumhein bhi chudail dikhi ghar mein
Main..nahi
Uske baad main unhein gold diya
Aur unhone mujhe paise
Main woh sab bag mein daal liya
Wohi jo mere sath hota tha
Jeweller..kamal hai
Itne chhote bag mein 1 crore rupees aagaye
Main..ab main chalta hoon
Apna dhyan rakhna
Nahi mera ek kaam hai
Aap karwa denge
Jeweller..kaam batao
Main..mere paas koi id nahi hai
Aur na koi documents hain
Aap meri id
Aur meri 12th tak ki education ka certificate banwa denge
Jeweller..do din mein banwa dunga
Main.. paise kitne lagenge
Jeweller..kaisi baatein kar rahe ho
Phir main wahan se nikal gaya
Tabhi wahan jeweller ki beti aagayi
Uska naam ameesha tha
Ameesha..dad main kabse aapko phone kar rahi thi
Jeweller..thoda busy tha
Lekin tum yahan kaise
College nahi gayi
Ameesha.. mujhe na kuchh paise chhahiye
Jeweller..abhi kal hi toh 50000 rupees diya tha
Ameesha.. nahi dena hai
Toh saaf saaf mana kar dijiye
Jeweller..are meri bachchi tum toh naraz ho gayi
Yeh lo
Main taxi mein ghar ja raha tha
Tabhi humari taxi ko Kisi ne thok diya
Main apne pair zor se neeche MAARa
Mera pair car ko cheerta hua zameen mein ghus gaya
Aur car ek jhatke mein ruk gayi
Main..bhaiya aap theek toh ho
Ad..theek hoon
Aur ad car se gusse mein bahar nikla
Peeche ek car thi
Jisse ek ladki bahar nikli
Aur ladki ne ad ko thappad maar diya
You bastard sahi se car nahi chala sakte
Us ladki ko dekhke ad ghabra gaya
Ad.. sorry didi
Ladki..madam bol kutte
Aur woh ladki phirse ek thappad maar di
Auto driver ko
Uske peeche do car bhi thi
Jismein se kuchh gurads bahar nikle hue the
Ad.. sorry madam
Main bahar nikla
Aur us ladki ko ghurne laga
Pooja
Woh mujhe dekhke shocked ho gayi
Pooja..rudra
Main..haan main
Aur tumhein jab driving nahi aati
Toh karti Kyun ho
Pooja mujhe maarne ke liye apna hath uthayi
Main uska hath pakad liya
Main.. pooja apna hath sambhal ke rakhkho
Warna ungli karne ke liye ek hi hath bachega
Ab main yeh bolna nahi chahta tha
Lekin nikal gaya munh se
Pooja.. gurads jaan se maar do is kutte ko
Main.. sorry maine jo.bola uske liye
Mujhe aisa nahi bolna chahiye tha
Aur main pooja ke honto pe Apne hont rakh diya
Aur unhein chusne laga
Uske guards mujhe maarne lage
Pooja mujhse chhutne ki koshish karne lagi
Main Tab tak use kiss karta raha
Jab tak mera jee nahi bhar gaya
Aur phir main kiss tod diya
Pooja gusse se paagal ho gayi
Main..i am sorry
Pooja tumhare pairo ke paas hai chuha
pooja rote hue uchhal gayi
main ek gurad ka hath pakda
aur use baakiyo pe fenk diya
aur phir wahan se nikal gaya....