UPDATE 10
Waise Ritu ka sawal to sabke hi man me tha par koi kuch bola nahi...
Matlab ki koi kuch bolta nahi aur ye Chipkali kabhi Shant baithti nahi.......................
AGE............................
Uske baad Mai Divya ke sath Bahar Chala gaya. Aur us din hum Dono Bahut Ghume..
hum Dono ne bahut maja ki aur phir Raat hote hote hum laut aye.....( Chota sa Flashback end...)
Mai ye sab soch hi raha tha tabhi Mera door jor jor se knock hota hai Mai jakar open karta hu to di thi..
Di-kitne der se Mai Tera door Baja rahi thi kaha tha tu..
Mai-yahi tha di wo Mai laptop par Game khel raha tha isliye sunayi nahi Diya..waise Aap yaha kaise..
Di-(naraj hote huye) Kyu Mai yaha aa nahi sakti Kya..
Mai-Aisa Kyu bol rahi ho di.. ye Room to apka hi hai ye room Kya Mai bhi apka hi hu aap jab chahe tab aa sakti hai...
Di-Acha aaj bada haq jamane ko kah raha hai kahi age jakar Tera man nahi badal Jaye...
Mai-koi Chance hi nahi di.. ha bakiyo ko bare me nahi kah sakta par apke bare me No Chance...
Di- Ok ok thik hai ab maska marna band Kar aur chal jaldi se niche aa Sab tera wait kar rahe hai...
Mai- Kya di vahi roj roj Kya Ghar ka khana kabhi Bahar bhi to Chala karo khane ke liye...
Di- Matlab ab tujhe Hamare hath ka khana pasanad nahi AA raha.. aisa hai to sidha sidha bol na aise ghuma phirakar Kyu kah raha hai... Ruk abhi mom ko batati hu..
Mai-(Hath pakadte huye) Aisi baat nahi hai Di Mai to bas aise hi kah raha tha.. changes ke liye..
Tabhi niche se mom ki abaj ati hai Jo hum Dono ko niche bula rahi thi...
Di- Chal ab niche chal baad me batati hu tujhe khane ke bare me..
Phir Mai aur Di niche aa gaye.. Hume dekhkar mom kahne kagi...
Mom-Kyu re monu Tu Dipu ko bulane gayi thi Kya vahi se Khana khakar chali aayi..
Di-(Apne chair par Baithte huye) wo kya hai na Mom aapke laad Sahab kah rahe the..
ki unko aaj-kal Ghar ka khana Pasand nahi AA raha hai to kuch Bahar Jane ki baat kar rahe the Dinner ke liye...
Ab Mai to Pura hang ho Gaya Sala Kya Socha tha aur Kya ho raha hai...
mom-kyu re Dipu tune Sach me aisa kaha..
Mai- Nahi mom Di jhuth bol rahi hai.. Mai to Bus aise hi kah raha tha sabke liye...
Mom-Iska Matlab tune Sach me kaha tha.. to ab tujhe ye Khana nahi milega Chal Bahar hi jakar khakar aao...
Ye sunte hi koi aur to nahi par ek Shaksh thi jo bahut Khush ho gayi thi aur wo Kon hai....
Ritika- (Khush hote huye) yesss.......! Mom aapne ye bahut Acha Kiya ek din ye bhukkad bhuka rah jayega to kuch nahi hoga...
Mai- Agar Mai bhuka raha na to tujhe bhi nahi khane dunga...
Ritu- Tu Mujhe dhamki de raha hai Mote...
Mai- Ha ha tujhe hi bol raha hu nakchadi....
Papa- Rudra chal tu mere pass aa.. hum dono sath khate hai...
Aur Mai Kya Ritu ko chidate huye Papa ke pass jakar baith Gaya..
Di- Tu vahi baith vaha se hilna mat ha kuch bhi ho Jaye... Ab ja Bhai aur Bhabi ki lekar aa khane ke liye...
Ye sunte hi Mai chal pada Newyork wo Dono mast jaise couple Baithte hai waise baith huye the..
to Maine Dono ko uthaya aur le aya sidha Ghar unhe Chair par bithaya Aur Apni Jagah akar baith Gaya...
Lekin Bhai aur Bhabi ko Kya huva kuch samaj hi nahi aaya...
Jaise hi unhone khud ko dekha ki wo Ghar me hai aur dining table par baith huye hai to wo Dono bhi Meri taraf dekhne Lage Gusse see...
Bhabi- Aise koi lata hai Kya Dipu ek baar Hume Bata to dete.. ye aisa lag raha hai jaise Hume agwah karke yaha le aye ho...
Bhabi ki is baat par sab jor jor se hasne Lage.. Matlab Mujhe bhi hasi aa rahi thi.. Kyu ki Sach me aisa hi lag raha tha...
Mom- Chalo Jo bhi kahna hai Baad me.. abhi khana Khao...
Bhai-Ha Bhai phir Meri meeting hai...
Sonam-Itne Raat ko kaisi meeting Jiju...
Bhai- Sonam yaha to Raat hai par vaha to Subah hai na...
Sonam-Aise kaise... Matlab yaha rat aur vaha Subah...
Di-Wo Mai Tumhe baad me bataungi.. waise Dipu Mujhe ek baat bata..
Mai-(Khana khate huye) Ha Di....
Di- Dopahar ko College me kya huva tha..
Mai- (Man me) Sala ye matter to Subah hi close ho Gaya tha na to ab kaise khul Gaya...
Achha to isliye Di ne kaha that vaha baitha hai ab hilna mat...
Sala mand kahi ka ek ishara bhi nahi samaj sakta...
Mom- Dipu monu kuch puch rahi hai Tumhe...
Mai-ha... Wooo.... Wo apko Ritu kahegi Kya huva tha...
Ritu-(hadbadte huye) Mmaaiii....Mai.. Kya kahu... Tumne hi Kiya hai tum hi bolo...
Bhaiya- Ruk Jao tum Dono, Mai batata hu Kya huva hai...
Mai- Bhaiya Aap kaise...?
Bhaiya-Bhul mat Mai Kon hu... Aur Mujhe yaha na hokar bhi yaha ka sab pata hota hai..
Di-Wo To Aap bataiye Bhaiya Kya huva tha Dopahar me..
Bhaiya-jyada kuch nahi bus Ritu ne ek Police ke ladke ko bahut mara..
Lekin isme iski koi bhi Galti nahi hai wo khud hi is flirt Kar raha tha...
Wahhh re Bhai Hamari poll bhi kholi to aise kholi jaise lathi to tute par koi abaj na ho...
Papa-Kon wo DSP ka Ladka.. usko tum Dono ne mara....
Mai-Maine nahi Papa sirf isne is akeli ne 6-7 Ladko ko aise dhoya ki ab wo hospital me hai..
Ritu-wah re jhuthe... Sach bol tune hi mara hai DSP ke ladke ko...
Mom- jis kisne bhi kiya ho lekin aisa jhagda karna achi baat nahi hai..
Mai- Ok Mom... Lekin ye baat Aap ise kaho mujhe nahi...
Ritu- Acha to tum bahut dudh ke dhule ho..
Bhaiya- Acha acha Chalo ab Shanti se khana Khao aur Rudra khana khatam hone ke baad mujhe akar Milo kuch jaruri baat karni hai...
Ab Bhai ne kah Diya to kah Diya hum Sab ne Bahut hi Shanti se khana khatam Kiya aur Phir Mai Bhai ke room me Chala Gaya aur Bhabi thi mom ke sath...
Mai-(door knock karte huye) Bhaiya Kya baat karni hai aapko...
Bhai-Ha Aa yaha akar baith..
Mai unke samne jakar baitha to wo age kahne Lage.......................