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SAAJAN
UPDATE—164​

Ek Amar Prem Gaatha Continues……….​

Ratnesh Pari se vida lekar apne rajya ayodhya lout aaya……uske mann me pari ki sundarta aur uske youvan ki chhavi manas patal par chitrit ho chuki thi….vo usse milne ke liye bechain hone laga

Idhar yahi haal pari ka bhi tha…..Rajgarh pahuchte hi usne Mata Mahakali ki sachche mann se aradhna ki…..Vo jab se jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhi tabhi se har maah yaha aakar mahakali ki pooja archana karti aa rahi thi

Pari ne mata se apne liye ratnesh ko maang liya.....vo ratnesh ko kuch samay me hi behad chahne lag gayi thi…. Ratnesh ka chehra uski ankho se ojhal hi nahi ho raha tha….sote jagte, uthte baithte, khate pite bas har samay aur har jagah par usko ratnesh hi nazar aa raha tha

Usne mann me pran kar liya ki jab tak use ratnesh ke prem ka prasad mata mahakali uski jholi me nahi dalti tab tak vo unke charno me let kar hi aradhna karti rahegi

Idhar ayodhya me heera mani yuvraj ratnesh ke sath kayi jagah sair par gaya kintu usko koi upyukt avsar nahi mila jaha vo rajkumari padmini ke roop ka bakhan usse kar pata…..Yuvraj Ratnesh ke gun, shourya aur parakram se heera mani atyant prabhavit ho chuka tha

Udhar singhal garh (vartamaan naam sri lanka) me ashwamegh yagya shuru ho gaya……yagya ke pashchat uska ashwa ko charo disha me me braman karne ke liye chhod diya gaya….yagya ke ghode ke sath singhal garh ki vishal sena bhi thi

Har rajya ke raja us ghode ke mastak par likhe chetavni patra ko padh kar singhal garh ki adhinta swikar karte ja rahe the…….chunki singhal garh aur mahu sthal dwip (iska varnan rig ved me milta hai), kush dwip (is dwip ke bare me mahabharat aur bhagwat mahapuran me varnan hai) ke beech me samudra tha to uss ashwa ka idhar aana sambhav nahi ho sakta tha

Maharaj Gandharv Sen ne ek bada jahaj taiyyar karwa kar usme apni paidal sena aur ashwa ke sath kuch mahabali yoddha bhej diye

Baki rajao ne to singhal garh ki adhinta swikar kar li kintu jab vo ayodhya me pravesh kiya to ratnesh ke kahne par ashwa ko pakad liya gaya…

Maharaj aur mantriyo ne ratnesh ko samjhaya ki Gandharv sen se takkar lene ki kisi me bhi himmat nahi hai lekin ratnesh ne unki baat ashwikar kar diya aur samjhaya ki agar humne adhinta maan li to hamare kul ka naam kalankit ho jayega

Ashwa ke pakade jane ke phalswaroop singhal garh ki sena ne ayodhya par akraman kar diya…kintu unhe akele ratnesh ne kuch samay me hi maidan chhod kar palayan karne par vivash kar diya

Maharaj Gandharv sen se ye haar bardast nahi huyi aur vo swayam yuddh karne aa gaye….lekin vo bhi ratnesh ke samne adhik der tak nahi tik sake

Ratnesh ne unhe samman purvak unka ashwa louta diya aur unhe unke sabhi sainiko samet jeevan dan dekar jane diya…lekin Gandharv sen ke mann me is parajay se ayodhya ke prati kadwahat aa gayi

Singhal garh ke mantriyo me ek Raghav chetan naam ka mantri bhi tha jo prakand vidwan tha usko yakshini siddh thi….uski abhilasa bhi rajkumari padmini ko patni roop me pane ki hone lagi thi

Samay gujarta gaya padmini ab poorn rupen jawan ho chuki thi….uske pratyek ang se youvan ras tapakne laga tha.. kintu abhi tak koi bhi aisa suyogya var nahi mila tha jo padmini ke paani grahan karne ke layak ho

Vaha Rajgarh ke jungle me pari ki ghor kathin pooja archana jari thi….jab yeh pata kashi naresh chitra sen ko prapt hua to unhone tatkal hi ayodhya naresh ke sammukh Yuvraj Ratnesh ke sath apni putri Pari ka vivah karne ka prastav bhijwa diya

Jise saharsh swikar kar liya gaya….aur vaha jab yeh shubh samachar pari tak pahuch to vah khushi se gadgad ho uthi kuch samay pashchat hi dono ka dhoom dham se vivah sampann ho gaya

Ratnesh aur pari ka vaivahik jeevan sukhmay vyatit hone laga…….pari behad khubsurat thi aur uss baat ka usko gurur bhi tha…..uski sundarta ki chhanv me ratnesh raat din dooba rahta…uske sath bhog vilas me magan rahta….shayad ye vajah bhi thi jisne pari ke gurur ko ahankar me tabdil kar diya

Udhar Priyadarshini ne ghor tap karna jari rakha…..pahle usne ek samay bhojan karti thi baad me usne nirahar rahte huye hi atyant kathin tap arambh kar diya jiske karan uska jism nistej ho gaya……har mousam ki bhisan maar sahte huye bhi usne apne tap ko bhang nahi hone diya

Maharaj Gandharv Sen ko jab apni putri ke liye koi suyogya var nahi mila to unhone mantriyo ki salah par swayamvar karne ka faisla liya jisko kulguru ne bhi uchit thahraya

Ek din Ratnesh bina heera mani ke shikar par gaya hua tha…..Pari apna shringar kar rahi thi…..usne heera mani se puch liya…

Pari—mere saman sundar stri poori dharti par nahi hai….rajkumar bahut bhagyashali hain jo unhe main prapt huyi

Heeramani—hahahaha…….achcha mazak kar leti ho….bhagyashali to tum ho jo Ratnesh jaisa var tumhe mil gaya aur jaha tak sundarta ka prashn hai to Rajkumari Padmini(divya) ke saman sundar is dharti par dusri aur koi nahi hai

Pari (gussa hote huye)—huuu…..mere saman sundar ho hi nahi sakti

Heera mani—uski sundarta ke samne to chaand bhi sharma jaye……singhal garh ki har ladki aur stri tumse kahi adhik sundar hain to socho uss rajya ki rajkumari kitni sundar nahi hogi

Pari (muh bana kar)—aisa kya khas hai unme aur tumhari rajkumari me…..?

Heera mani—singhal garh ki har stri aur ladki ke badan se alag alag pushpo ki khushbu aati hai......rajkumari divya ke jism se kamal yani padam ki sugandh aati hai isliye uska naam padmini hai....tum me aur padmini me vahi antar hai jo din aur andheri raat me hota hai....padmini agar poornima ka chaand hai to tum amavas ki kali raat

Pari (gusse me)—agar main sundar nahi hoti to Rajkumar Ratnesh meri khubsurti ke piche is tarah pagal nahi bane hote..samjhe

Heera mani—Rajkumar isliye tumhare roop jaal me uljhe huye hain kyon ki unhone abhi tak padmini ko dekha hi nahi hai aur na hi uske roop soundarya ke bare me jante hain

Pari (mann me)—agar ye tota kahi sach much me ratnesh ko uss kulakshini padmini ke roop aur sundarta ke vishay me bata diya to kya pata kahi ratnesh mujh se prem karna chhod kar jogi hokar uss padmini ke piche na chala jaye….iss tote ka jinda rahna theek nahi hai mere liye

Pari (jor se)—sevika……….le jakar iss tote ko maar dalo…Rajkumar ke aane se pahle hi…..rajkumar iske vishay me kuch puche to kah dena ki billi kha gayi

Sevika—ji, maharani ji….aisa hi hoga

Sevika heera mani ko vaha se maarne ke liye le gayi…kintu usne parinam soch kar usko mara nahi balki chhupa diya……vo bhali bhanti janti thi ki mahal me yuvraj ki ijajat ke bina billi tote ko to kya ek chuha bhi nahi khayegi

Ratnesh jab shikar se vapis aaya to use heera mani kahi dikhayi nahi diya…tab usne pari se heera mani ke vishay me pucha to pari ne vahi jhuth bol diya ki heera mani ko billi ne kha liya hai

Theek ushi samay heera mani kisi tarah se vaha se nikal kar ratnesh ke samne laya gaya aur usne sara vritant kah sunaya jo kuch hua tha

Heera mani ki baat sun kar ratnesh bahut kroadhit hua aur usne gusse me pari ko khoob daanta……ratnesh ke dil me padmini ka roop varnan sunne ki badi utkantha huyi to ratnesh ne heera mani se padmini ke bare me pucha ki kya usne jo pari se kaha tha vo sach hai….?

Tab heera mani ne aur bhi mirch masala laga kar ratnesh se padmini ki roop aur sundarta ki tarif karne laga jise sun kar ratnesh ke mann me padmini ko dekhne ki prabal abhilasa jaag uthi

Usne mann me padmini ko dekhne ki mansa lekar agle hi din heera mani ko rasta batane ke liye apne sath le liya aur kuch sainiko ko sath me lekar singhal garh ke liye jogi ka bhesh bana kar prasthan kar diya

Ratnesh ke sath me solah hazar kunwar bhi jogi hokar chale….madhya pradesh ke nana durgam sthano ke beech se hote huye sab log kaling desh pahuche….

Vaha ke raja Gajapati se jahaj lekar ratnesh ne aur sab jogiyo ke sahit singhal dwip ki ore prasthan kiya…. Kshar samudra, ksheer samudra, dadhi samudra, udadhi samudra, sura samudra aur kilkila samudra ko paar kar ke vo satve mansarovar samudra me pahuche jo singhal dwip ke charo ore hai

Singhal dwip me utar kar jogi ratnesh to apne sab jogiyo ke sath Mahadev ke mandir me baith kar tap aur padmini ka dhyan karne laga aur heera mani rajkumari padmini se bhent karne chala gaya….jate jate heera mani ratnesh se kahta gaya

Heera mani—Yuvraj, Basant Panchami ke din Raj kumari Divya (padmini) issi Mahadev ji ke mandir ke mandap me Basant pooja karne ayengi, tab uss samay apko raj kumari padmini ka darshan hoga aur apki abhilasa poorna hogi

Bahut dino ke pashchat heera mani ko dekh kar padmini bahut royi….heera mani ne apne nikal bhagne aur phir jungle me shikari dwara uske jaal me phans kar pakde jane ka vritant kah sunaya

Padmini—phir tum uss shikari ke changul se azad kaise huye……?

Heera mani—shikari mera kuch ahit karta ki uske pahle hi vaha ek farishta aa gaya…jisne na kewal meri aur sab pakshiyo ki jaan bachayi apitu apne sath mahal me le gaya aur mujhe apna mitra, apna salah kar bana liya

Padmini—kya vo tumhe mujh se bhi adhik chahta hai…..?

Heera mani—iska uttar to shayad main na de sakunga…aap dono ne hi mujhe bahut sneh diya hai…main kisi ka naam lekar dusre ke prem ka apman nahi kar sakta

Padmini—achcha….koun hai vo…..?

Heera mani—Jo surya ki tarah tejashvi hai, roop aur sundarta me jiski koi tulna nahi, veerta aur parakram me bejod, kul, aishwarya, tez me jiski koi samanta nahi..

Padmini (achambhit)—arey re...itni sari khubiya vo bhi ek insan me..... ? ab uska naam bhi batayega ya unki prashansa hi karta rahega

Heera mani—ayodhya ke param pratapi suryavanshi Raj kumar, Ratnesh naam hai unka

Padmini—achcha itni khubiya hain unme……?

Heera mani—maine to unke bare me bahut kam bataya hai apko.....Raj kumar har prakar se apke yogya var hai....

Padmini (utsukta se)—to phir kuch aur bata apne raj kumar ke vishay me.... ?

Heera mani—Raj kumar ratnesh ka janam apke janam ke sath hi hua hai....vahi din...vahi samay...vahi varsh me

Heera mani ki bate sun kar padmini ratnesh ke vishay me aur bhi janne ke liye bahut aatur ho gayi….vah poori tarah se hairan bhi thi uski janam ke bare me sun kar.....dhire dhire uske shant mann me prem ki lahre hilore lene lagi thi

Padmini (hairani se)—kyaaaa..... ? lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?

Heera mani—itna hi nahi raj kumari, jab ratnesh ka janam hua to vahi prakash vaha bhi phail gaya tha jaisa apke janam ke hua tha....raj kumar ke mastak par surya chakra ka nishan hai jiski vajah se unme bahut si adbhut shaktiya bhi hain.....jaisa apke mastak par chandrama ka nishan hai janam se hi

Padmini (ashcharya se)—kyaaaa..... ?

Heera mani—yahi nahi singhal dwip ke ashwamegh yagya ke ashwa ko pakadne aur maharaj ki kabhi na haarne wali sena ko akele parajay ka swad chakhane wala vo shoor veer raj kumar ratnesh hi hai

Heera mani ki bato ne padmini ke dil me uthal puthal macha di.....uske mann me ratnesh ke prati prem bhav paida ho gaya....uska dil bagawat karne par utar aaya....na chahte huye bhi padmini ke mann me ratnesh ko dekhne ki khwahish ne janam le liya

Heera mani—tabhi to main kahta hu raj kumari ki agar is dharti par koi apka pati hone yogya hai to vo kewal ratnesh hai.....itne sanyog bhi yahi ishara kar rahe hain ki aap dono ki jodi is dharti ki sabse manohar jodi hogi...ratnesh bhi apse milne ke liye tumhare prem me jogi ban kar singhal dwip tak aa pahucha hai

Padmini—heera mani, main pratigya karti hu ki agar tumne jo kuch kaha vo satya hua to main yuvraj ratnesh ke gale me hi varmala dalungi, anya kisi ka varan nahi karungi.....main basant panchami ke din pooja ke bahane se unhe dekhne aungi

Heera mani—theek hai raj kumari....ab mujhe agya de, yuvraj meri pratiksha kar rahe honge

INTERVAL​

Mai minakshi aur paridhi ke chakkar me pareshan ho gaya tha ab iska koi nirnay Guru Maa hi kar sakti hain kyon ki meri shaktiyo ko iss vishay par aage kuch nazar nahi aa raha tha....lekin minakshi aur paridhi dono se alag alag jankari to le hi sakta hu

Raj—achcha minakshi ye batao..ki jab mahal me aag lagi to uske baad kya hua....mera matlab hai ki tum mahal se yaha dark lok tak kaise pahuchi..... ?

Minakshi—main mahal me so rahi thi jab us kamine prachandasur ne aag laga di.....agni ki lapat se jab meri need khuli to poore mahal me aag lag chuki thi.....main apne bachne ke liye snan ghar me pani lene gayi tabhi kisi ne piche se mujhe pakad liya aur mera muh band kar diya.....

Raj—koun tha vo.....p’asur..... ?

Minakshi—nahi....koi aurat thi....vo koi sadhvi hai

Raj—ohhhhh....Pariiiii

Minakshi—lekin vo tumhe janti hai...kaise..... ?

Raj—phir kya hua...... ?

Minakshi—pichle kuch samay se jab vo mandir me pooja karne nahi aayi to main usko khojne jungle me nigal gayi aur vaha in logo ne mujhe pakad kar yaha le aaye.....lekin tumhe kaise pata chala ki main jinda hu aur yaha qaid hu.. ?

Raj—tumne mujhe pukara to main aa gaya...ab chale

Main minakshi ko lekar dark lok se sidhe vaishno devi pahuch gaya.....jaha vo mujh se paridhi didi jaisa behave karne lagi......ab main unse bhi kuch janna chahta tha

Raj—didi aap us din ke hadse ke baad kaha thi..... ? aur aap yaha kyo aayi ho…..?

Paridhi—tere hadse ke baad to main toot hi gayi thi......meri to duniya hi ujad gayi thi....bas rona, rona aur sirf rona hi kaam rah gaya tha mere paas.....baad me main office jane lagi aur yaha bhi company tour par hi punjab aayi thi to socha ki mata ji ke darshan bhi kar lu.....

Raj—huuu...to darshan kar liye aapne..... ?

Paridhi—abhi kaha...... ?

Raj—itne din me apko vaishno maa ke darshan kyo nahi kiye….?

Paridhi—pata nahi…mujhe kuch dhyan nahi hai…..yaha aane ke baad ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai

Raj—koi baat nahi chaliye maa ke darshan karte hain

Paridhi—lekin tu yaha kaise…..?

Raj—bas main bhi yaha apne ek dost ko dekhne aaya tha jo hospital me admitt tha vahi mujhe aap mil gayi

Paridhi (chounk kar)—main hospital me.... ? nahi to....mujhe to aisa kuch bhi dhyan nahi hai

Raj—koi baat nahi...iss par baad me hum baat karenge....abhi maa ke darshan karte hain

Main paridhi ko lekar maa vaishno devi ke darshan karne jane laga...lekin vo kuch sidhi chadhne ke baad hi thak gayi unka sar ghumne laga tha bimari ki vajah se

Didi ki saans phoolne lagi thi vo chakkar khakar girne hi wali thi ki tabhi maine unhe tham liya aur apni god me utha liya....god me lekar hi main mandir ki sidhiya chadhane laga

Paridhi didi ek tak mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi.....jane unke mann me iss samay kya chal raha tha....halanki unke mann ki halat main bhali bhanti samajh sakta tha

Paridhi (mann me)—tu itna achcha kyo hai raj..ki jo koi bhi ek bar tujhse mil le vo tujhe chah kar bhi nahi bhula sakta.. aaj phir mera dil mere bas me nahi hai.....kitni bad nasib hu main ki mujhe pyar bhi hua to apne hi bhai se... jisse main apne pyar ka izhar bhi duniya aur paap ke darr se nahi kar sakti.....kya pata raj bhi mujhe galat samajh baithe lekin main to bas kuch hi din ki mehman hu.......par kash marne se pahle teri biwi ban ke ek suhagan ki tarah mar pati....meri ye antim khwahish bhi poori nahi ho sakti

Itna sochte sochte paridhi ki ankhe bhar aayi aur unme se pani bah kar mere hatho me tapakne laga....mujhe apne hatho me geelapan mahsus hote hi maine unki taraf dekha to mera dil dard se sarobaar ho gaya

Raj (anshu pochte huye)—na....aap kyo ro rahi ho..... ? abhi main hu na....apki har khwahish poori hogi....mujh par aur maa vaishno devi par bharosa rakho.....ab rona mat

Paridhi raj ki baat sun kar shocked bhi huyi ki usne mere dil ki baat kaise padh li aur phir apni bimari ka soch kar uski ankho se aviral ashru dhara ka pravah hone laga

Paridhi (rote huye mann me)—kya raj ne sach much mere dil ka haal padh liya hoga.... ? kya usne ye bhi jaan liya hoga ki main use pyar karti hu…….uski bahan hone ke bavjud apne hi bhai ki biwi banna chahti hu…..?

Raj—maine apko kaha na didi..rona nahi…apki har ichcha main poori karunga…aur haan…mujhe sab pata hai

Paridhi—kkkyyaaa…pata hai……?

Raj—baad me baat karenge

Maine didi ko apni god me hi liye huye poori sidhiya chadha….halanki main chahta to rope way ke jariye bhi upar tak pahuch sakta tha….kintu ye tarika mujhe pasand nahi khas kar jabki aapne sidhiya chadhne ki kshamta ho

Mandir me maa vaishno devi ke darshan ke pashchat main unhe apni god me phir se utha kar niche laya aur vaha se unke sath hotel ke liye nikal gaya…kyon ki abhi main unhe ghar nahi le ja sakta tha jab tak ki poori baat ka pata na chal jaye…aur vaise bhi aaj main divya ke sath guru maa se milne hi wala hu jaha ye matter bhi clear kar lunga

Paridhi didi ko vaishno devi lane ki ek vajah ye bhi thi ki vo priyadarshini aur mrinal ko yaha hi behosh avashtha me mili thi….agar priyadarshini ko milne wali paridhi aur ye paridhi dono hi yaha aayi thi to ho sakta hai ki mujhe is jagah se hi koi clue mil jaye

Dusri taraf hum sab ghar se ek sath nikal kar pahle payal didi ko unke medical college phir chandni ko drop karne ke baad vapis apne college pahuch gaye…..college pahuchne ke thodi der baad hi mujhe aur veer ko principal ne apne cabin me bulaya

Raj—tum log tab tak canteen me wait karo …main aur veer principal se mil kar aate hain

Sandhya—jaldi aana raj

Raj—aur ek baat priyadarshini aur mrinal tum dono yaha nayi ho…yaha ke ladke bahut badatamiz hote hain….agar koi bulaye to unke paas mat chali jana

Mrinal—kyo…..?

Veer (haste huye)—vo isliye ki vo ladke bholi bhali ladkiyo ko pahle apne paas bula kar meethi mithi bate kar ke bahla fusla kar unhe bench dete hain…..par tu mat darr tujhe to kharidne wala bhi royega

Hum dono sab ko canteen me rukne ka bol kar principal se milne unke office me chale gaye….baki sab canteen chali gayi

Principal—maine aap dono ko isliye bulaya hai ki college ki new laboratory building ka udghatan karne kal hamare state ke shiksha mantri aa rahe hain…to tum logo ko sports ki taiyyari ke sath ye arrangements bhi dekhna hoga

Veer—ho jayega

Principal—aur sports compitition ka time bhi ab kewal one week hi rah gaya hai….college ki izzat bachana tum dono ke hatho me hai…warna aaj tak to hum harte hi aaye hain…..lekin is bar mujhe tum dono se bahut ummide hain

Veer—don’t worry…..aapne hum dono par bharosa kiya hi to hum bhi jeet kar dikhayenge…..kyo partner kya kahte ho

Raj—theek hai partner jab bol hi diya hai to dekh lenge ye bhi

Udhar sabhi canteen me baithe coffee aur snacks kha rahi thi tabhi peter aur uske kuch awara dost vaha aa gaye aur sab ko akele baithe dekh kar unke upar comments karne lage

Ek—yaar sab ki sab kya rapchik maal hain

Dusra—lagta hai abhi to seal bhi nahi tooti hogi

Peter—chal aaj inka maza lete hain

Sabhi un logo ke paas aa gaye aur ek ne kavita ka hath pakad liya achanak ….. ye dekh sabhi ke chehre gusse se lal ho gaye

Divya—ye mr. kya badatamizi hai ye….chalo chhodo jaldi se uska hath

Teesra—chal tere pakad lete hain….vaise tere jyada mast hain

Choutha (priyadarshini ko dekh)—main to iski check karta hu

Jaise hi dono ne divya aur priyadarshini ka hath pakadne ke liye apne hath aage kiye to ek to dard se chillate huye dur ja gira jisne divya ko chhune ki koshish kiya tha…usko itna jabardast bijli ka jhatka laga ki use nani yaad aa gayi

Vo jamin par pade thar thar kaamp raha tha current lagne ki vajah se......ye dekh kar peter aur uske baki sathi hairan rah gaye….lekin kutte ki dum the sabhi itne me kaha rukne wale the

Peter (jor se)—mere sathi par hath uthayegi…..le chalo sab ko....aaj sab ki seal ek sath tootegi apne farm house par

Peter ki baat sun kar uske sabhi sathi unki taraf badhne lage…..ye dekh kar sab choukanne ho gaye….jaise hi unhone hath aage badhaya ki vaise hi……chattttaaakkkkkk

Thappad ki jhankar poore college me goonj gayi…..hua ye tha ki jaise hi peter ke ek sathi ne priyadarshini ka hath pakadne ke liye jhuka vaise hi mrinal ne uska gaal lal kar diya

Thappad itna jordar tha ki uske jis gaal par laga tha vaha ki poori chamdi tak udhad gayi thi…..vo ladka vaha se dur jakar gira to phir uthne ke kabil hi nahi rah gaya

Mrinal (gusse me)—main tum sab ko akele ladne ko bula rahi hu….agar ek mard se paida ho to aa jao sab ke sab mujhe pakad ke batao…agar mujh se jeet gaye to sab tumhare sath jayengi

Sandhya—arey pagal kya bol rahi hai…..tera dimag to kharab nahi ho gaya

Priyadarshini—aap log chinta na kare……vo nipat legi…..mujhe manzur hai

Divya—mujhe bhi manzur hai

Sandhya (sakuchate huye)—mujhe bhi

Dhire dhire sabhi ne mrinal ki baat se sahmati jata di….lekin sab ki sab mann hi mann me darr rahi thi kewal divya aur priyadarshini ko chhod kar

Diksha (dhire se)—ye pagal marwayegi aaj…..hey bhagwan aaj bacha le dubara iske sath kahi na jaungi

Mrinal—tum log hame bahla fusla kar bench doge…itni himmat hai…abhi batati hu sab ko

Peter (gusse me)—achcha bahut akad hai tujh me…..tujhe to aaj sab ke samne nangi karunga

Mrinal ka para high ho gaya peter ki is behuda baat par.....iske baad to sirf vaha cheekho ke goonjne ka hi dour chal nikla.....jo bhi mrinal ke paas aata uski haddi pasli toot jati….kisi ka jabda toota to kisi ke daant muh ka sthan chhod kar bahar nikal aaye

Sab hairan hokar ankhe phade dekh rahe the….tabhi vaha main aur veer bhi aa gaye….yaha ka scene dekh kar hum dono bhi chounk gaye

Veer—arey raj…..ye namuna tune kaha se laya re……ise to ab daantne ke pahle sochna padega….mujhe to malum hi nahi tha ki ye black belt bhi janti hai

Kuch hi samay me peter aur uske dus sathi jamin par pade dard se cheekh rahe the…..mujhe dekh kar sabhi mere paas aa gayi, lekin mrinal abhi bhi unko thoke ja rahi thi…..tabhi kisi ne principal ko bata diya to vo bhi vaha aa gaye

Principal (jor se)—kya ho raha hai ye….? Ye ladki idhar aao…..

Veer (chilla kar)—nahiii…nahi…mrinal…nahi

Mrinal (principal ke paas aakar)—chatttaaakkkkk…..ab tu mujhe benchega buddhe..khusat…takle…..nichoda hua aam….chattaakkkkk

Veer—abe rok isko nahi to ye principal ko nipta degi

Maine aage badh kar mrinal ko khich kar unse alag kiya….principal ko to din me hi dhundhla dhundhla dikhne lag gaya bechare ladkhada kar girne hi wale the ki veer ne doud kar unko pakad liya

Raj—kya hai ye mrinal….?

Mrinal—ye buddha mujhe bechega….main iski tange cheer dungi

Veer—pagal ye kya kiya tune….?

Mrinal—mujhe kya malum…..tune hi to kaha tha ki ye ladke log apne paas bula kar ladkiyo ko bench dete hain…isliye to iske bulane par maine isko baja diya

Veer (sar me hath rakh)—hey bhagwan…..arey ye hamare principal hain…inse milne hi to hum gaye the

Mrinal—panch phal…..achcha..achcha…to batana chahiye tha na……..namaste panch phal ji…..main mrinalini hu

Principal—aaahhhhhh…..mujhe koi jaldi se hospital le chalo…. aaaahhhhhh

Veer-tu aayi kaha se hai.....?

Mrinal-swarg lok se.....kyo...?

Veer-vo kya hai na ki aisa janwar yaha dharti par milta nahi hai

Mrinal-kyaaa...main janwar hu

principal-aaaahhhh

Veer unhe hospital le gaya....maine ambulance ke liye phone kar diya......divya ne mujhe poori baat batayi jo yaha hua tha....ab aur yaha ruk kar main koi naya bakheda khada karna nahi chahta tha to sab ko lekar ghar lout gaya

Jab sabne aaj ki mrinal ki kaar gujari sab ko batayi to sabhi has has ke lot pot hone lage.....tabhi mujhe dhyan aaya ki aaj mujhe nani ke sath ghumne jana hai

Raj—nani darling....jyada haso mat....daant dikh rahe hain...ab chalo ready ho jao...hame honeymoon par chalna hai

Mrinal (mann me)—hhhuuuu....Jhaant......ab samjhi hasne par jhaant dikhte hain.....main jaldi hi bina shaktiyo ke sab sikh jaungi

Nani—main to ready hu....my dear son

Raj—aise nahi bilkul nayi naveli dulhan ki tarah dikhni chahiye…..main abhi ready hoke aata hu…aap bhi taiyyar ho jao

Nani—besharam ab iss umar me mujhe dulhan ka joda pahanne ko bol raha hai

Main ready hone apne room me aa gaya…..tabhi neha chachi mere paas aa gayi….maine dekha unki ankhe nam thi main unka dard samajh sakta tha

Neha—rajjj

Raj—kahiye

Neha—vo….vo…kal paridhi ki terahvi hai…..kya karu…kaise karu….meri kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai….?

Raj—jinda logo ki shraddh nahi ki jati…apko pata to hai na

Neha (nam ankho se)—agar tu kahta hai ki paridhi jinda hai to kaha hai vo….? Jabki hamne apne samne uskoi chita ki aag me jalte dekha hai...phir bhi tu kahta hai ki vo jinda hai....agar ye mazak hai to main tujhe kabhi maf nahi karungi

Raj—kal shaam tak apko paridhi didi mil jayengi….mujh par yakin karna ya na karna apke upar hai chachi

Neha (sisakte huye)—to phir bata kyo nahi deta ki kaha hai vo..... ?

Raj—abhi main khud bhi nahi janta kuch…..lekin aaj raat pata chal jayega…kal shaam tak apko apki beti mil jayegi.. ye raj ka vachan hai…..aur aap ye achchi tarah se janti hain ki raj ka vachan patthar ka lakir hai

Neha—theek hai main intazar karungi

Neha chachi ke jane ke baad main taiyyar hokar nani ke sath ghumne nikal gaya….nani ne dulhan ka joda pahan liya tha mere kahne par

Main ye to nahi janta ki jo main karne ja raha hu uska parinam kya hoga kintu maine is kahani ko anjam dene ka aaj se faisla kar liya tha…aur iski shuruwat main nani se karne ja raha tha

Nani—kaha le ja raha hai mujhe….?

Raj—arey hamari nayi nayi shadi huyi hai....suhagrat nahi manana kya.... ?

Nani—besharam, payal theek hi kahti hai tu bahut bigad gaya hai aaj kal

Raj—bas thodi der me pahuch jayenge

Main nani ko lekar ruchi didi wali jagah par aa gaya.....vaha ka atyant manoram drishya dekh kar nani harsh vibhor ho gayi...unke chehre par ashcharya aur harshollas ke mile jule bhav the

Raj—kyo pasand aayi jagah meri darling ko.... ?

Nani—Just Unbelieveable…..mujhe to pata hi nahi tha ki duniya itni khubsurat bhi ho sakti hai

Maine nani ko har jagah ghumaya aur vo bas hairan hoti rahi vaha ki prakruti ki adbhut sundarta dekh kar.....jharno ki kal kal karti pani ki awaz uss jagah ko aur bhi sundar bana rahi thi

Nani—sach me raj beta…aaj main…… main bahut khush hu….kudrat ka karishma hi hai ye jagah

Raj—to ab asli kaam shuru kare

Nani (ghurte huye)—kaisa asli kaam……?..

Raj—nayi nayi dulhan ke sath uska pati kya karta hai..... ?

Nani—ab bas bhi kar mazak karna

Raj—sach me nani aap bahut khubsurat ho

Nani—mai to buddhi ho chuki hu…tujhe kaha se khubsurat lag rahi hu main

Raj—har jagah se

Nani—achcha beta......ye teen ladke aur teen ladkiyo kul chhah (six) bachcho ki maa tujhe jawan aur khubsurat dikh rahi hai.... ?

Raj—offcourse.....vaise nani...aapne bachche kaha se paida kiye..... ?

Nani—beta...ye kya behuda sawal hai

Raj—I’m serious….not joking

Nani—to phir ye sawal apni biwi se puchna….beta

Raj—chalo koi baat nahi…ek sawal ka jawab de do aap

Nani—ant shant sawal karega to thappad khayega…soch lena

Raj (mann me)—vo to padna hi hai….par bachne ka upay bhi hai mere paas

Nani—ab chup kyo ho gaya…….?

Raj—aapne itne bachcho ko paida kiya to phir aaj tak kuwari kyo ho aap……?

Nani (shocked)—rajjjjjjj

Nani (mann me)—raj ko ye baat kaise malum…..? kahi raj ne mere sote huye me to kuch.. mere vaha par……. Hey bhagwan ab main kya karu…..?…lagta hai aaj kahi vo mera sapna sach na ho jaye….?

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Badiya update Bhai

 

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[Raguhalkal]

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Nani bi kunwari hai

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