Incest SAAJAN

[aka3829]

Gajab ka update diye ho bhai. Maja aay gawa. Mirnal ne to sa h me veer ka blatak kar diya. Chalo yamraj babu aa gaye he ab mala aur usaki bahan bach jayenge. Bhai aapki tabiyat to thik he na kyuki pehle aap roz update dete the chahe kuch bhi ho jaye par ab to 2 ya 3 din ya jyada bhi late ho jate he update. I m concern about ur health so i was asking.
Waiting 4 next update

 

[Naina]


mrinal ne to bechare veer ko kahi ka nahi chhoda.
oh to yamraj aa hi gaye... ab ish tbm ki khair nahi... ab panch nahi sirf char tbm bhai hi reh jayenge. sayed in ka bhi jaldi hi number lagne wale hai.
Brilliant update Anand ji.....

 

[Rohan008]

SAAJAN
UPDATE-182​

Mrinal—aaj ka karya kram agar itne shandar dhang se aayojit ho raha hai to iska shreya sirf ek insaan ko jata hai veer ko….jaise hi vo yaha aaye to sab log taliyo se uska swagat karna…..pichle kayi din se main dekh rahi hu ki usne har jagah balatkar par balatkar kiye hain….aur aage bhi karta rahega….mujhe to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal me itne balatkar kaise kar sakta hai….?

Mrinal—veer ne kadi mehnat se apne apko iss kabil banaya hai….waqt ka sahi upyog aur apne ghante ka sahi istemal karna koi veer se seekhe.....ye jis desh me bhi hoga vahi balatkar karega aur apne pariwar ka naam roshan karega veer sab ko dikha dega ki jo balatkar karne ki kshamta uske andar hai vo sansar ke kisi bhi insan me nahi hai.

Mrinal ki baate sun kar sab ghar walo ne apna sir pakad liya jabki baki mehman hasi ke mare apna pet pakad liye jabki sab ka haste haste pet dard karne laga tha…..theek ussi samay veer shirt aur chaddi me bhagte huye stage par pahuch gaya.

Ab Aage…..

Geeta—ye to 3 idiots movie ka dialogue maar ke veer ki izzat ka kachara kiye ja rahi hai….aur ye kyaaa veer aise kaise stage par aa gaya bina kapde pahne….?

Veer ko stage par iss tarah aadha nanga dekh kar sabhi ghar wale shocked ho gaye to mehmano ko manoranjan ka ek aur vishay mil gaya.

Veer—ye pagal ye kya anap shanap bole ja rahi hai….chal bhag yaha se.

Mrinal—taliya.....arey bhai log sab taliya bajao....yahi to hai vo mahan balatkari purush veer.....lagta hai ye abhi abhi koi balatkar kar ke aa rahe hain....inhe achche se dekh lijiye.

Taliyo ki gadgadahat se vaha ka poora vatavaran goonj utha.....veer mike chhudane ke liye mrinal ke piche piche bhagne laga aur mrinal idhar udhar bhag kar bachne lagi.

Darshako ka free mein achchha khasa manoranjan ho raha tha…sabhi has has kar lot pot hone lage the….antatah ruchi ko stage par jana pada.

Ruchi—veer ye sab kya hai….?

Veer—didi ye pagal meri be-ijjati kiye ja rahi hai…pahle isse roko aap

Ruchi—usse bade pagal to tum ho…..tumhare kapde kaha hain….? Jara niche dekho apne.

Veer ne ruchi ki baat sun kar jaise hi niche dekha to uske hosh ud gaye…..usse samajh aa gaya ki usne kitni badi galti kar di hai yaha aa kar…usne ek nazar samne baithi public ki oor dekha aur phir jaldi se stage se niche kood kar andar bhag gaya.

Mrinal—hahahaha…..ab to aap logo ko yakin hua na ki ye pakka balatkari hai…hahahahaha

Ruchi (mike chhin kar)—sorry, actually this girl is some mentally disturb, so aap log iski baato ko mind mat kare..thats all

Ruchi ne english me jaan bujh kar bola jisse mrinal ke kuch samajh me hi na aaye warna vo kuch na kuch jarur bol deti….ruchi usko pakad ke niche le jane lagi lekin mrinal hath chhuda kar phir se mike ke paas pahuch gayi…vo kuch kahti iske pahle hi priyadarshini ne vaha pahuch kar mrinal ko rok diya.

Priyadarshini ne uska hath pakad ke niche apne sath le gayi….tab kahi sab ki jaan me jaan aayi….main abhi bhi mala ko contact karne ki koshish me hi laga hua tha…kintu usse koi sampark sthapit nahi ho pa raha tha….tabhi mere mobile par doctor saloni ka call aaya to main samajh gaya ki vo paridhi ko lekar aa gayi hai.

Maine payal didi aur neha chachi ko bula kar sab samjha diya ki kya karna hai…..main uske baad maa ke paas chala gaya

Chacha—raj beta….mera sochna hai ki mehmano ko aur intazar karana theek nahi hai…

Roopaly—hmmm…beta…ab to shayad paridhi nahi ayegi aisa lagta hai to kyo na uski jagah tum hi cake kaat do

Mitaly—didi, raj se kaho na ki vo khud hi cake kaat de…ab to sabhi guest bhi aa chuke hain..

Mamta (dhire se)—par main raj se kahungi kya jab vo paridhi ke bare me mujhse puchega to….?

Raj—mami...aise kaise main cake kaat du....jiska janamdin hai vo hi kategi cake.

Mamta—beta jid nahi karte.....raat kafi ho chuki hai...sabhi guest wait kar rahe hain..tumhare chacha aur mami sahi kah rahe hain.

Raj—maa...aap bhi....cake to aaj uske hi hatho katega jiska janamdin hai.

Kajal—betu...kya ab tum hamari baat bhi nahi manoge.... ?

Raj—bua...isme galat kya hai... ? cake to jiska janamdin hai uske hatho hi katna chahiye yahi to kaha hai maine.

Madhu—agar paridhi ko aana hota to vo ab tak aa jati...poora din nikal gaya....kab tak apne dil ko jhuthi tasalli deta rahega...cake kaat do beta....paridhi ab nahi ayegi.

Raj—unko aana hi hoga mami...akhir maine jo bulaya hai....unko aaj aana hi hoga.

Mamta—beta vo ab nahi ayegi.

Raj—kyo nahi ayegi.... ?

Mamta—bas kaha na ki nahi ayegi to nahi ayegi....bahas mat kar aur cake kaat de.

Raj—main vahi to janna chahta hu ki kyo nahi ayegi.... ?

Mamta (achanak rote huye thoda jor se)—kyon ki...vo...vo...paridhi mar chuki hai...vo ab iss duniya me hi nahi hai...vo ham sab ko chhod kar bahut door ja chuki hai......

Ye sunte hi sabhi ki ankhe nam ho gayi jabki sabhi ladkiyo ruchi,pooja,kiran, diksha, sandhya, avani, chandni, priyadarshini, mrinal aadi ko gahra shock laga.

Ruchi (shocked)—maaaa...ye kya kah rahi ho aap..... ?

Chacha—yahi sach hai beti…paridhi ab hamare beech nahi rahi.

Raj—jhooth….ye sab jhooth hai…..kab hua ye sab…..?

Geeta—ye sach hai beta…asal me baat ye hai ki……( phir mami ne sab ko poori baat batayi)

Raj (chillate huye)—itna sab kuch ho gaya aur aap logo ne hame bataya tak nahi.... ? akhir kyo diya sabne mujhe dhokha..kyo... ? maine jab bhi pucha to aap logo ne kuch na kuch bol kar taal diya..akhir kyo.... ? bakiyo ki to chhodo..maa aap ne bhi mujhse chhupaya....main soch bhi nahi sakta tha ki meri maa mujhse kuch chhupa bhi sakti hai...kyo..maa, kyo... ?

Mamta (rote huye)—kyo ki hum tujhe khona nahi chahte the... ? tujhe koi bhi dukhi nahi dekhna chahta tha beta, sirf isliye…humne ye baat tum sabse chhupa kar rakhi……mujhe maf kar de…

Raj—khair iss vishay me main aap sabse baad me baat karunga....ab jab sab guest aa hi gaye hain to pahle unko dekh leta hu…aap sab log bhi bahar aa jaye.

Main un sab ke beech me se nikal kar bahar aa gaya aur stage par pahuch gaya sath hi mere piche baki sabhi family member bhi apni nam ankho ke sath aa gaye aur chupchap sir jhuka kar baith gaye.

Raj—ladies and gemtlemen....mujhe khed hai ki aap sabhi ko itni der tak intazar karna pada....jaisa ki aap sab ko vidit ho hi chuka hoga ki aaj MAA Group of Companies ki ek managing director Miss Paridhi Thakur ka janamdin hai jiske uplakshya me ye karya kram aayojit kiya gaya hai...to main ab iss karya kram ka shubharambh karne ja raha hu.. keep with big hands......

Tabhi vaha ek gadi aa kar ruki....usme se bahar nikalte shakhs ka chehra dekhte hi sabhi ghar wale chounk gaye.


Vahi dusri taraf TBM ke admi uss plane wale shakhs ko pakad kar jabran ek hospital me le gaye jaha unhone doctor ko dara dhamka kar uss shakhs ki ek ankh nikalwa li.

Shakhs (rote huye)—main barbad ho gaya....bhagwan tumhe kabhi maf nahi karega.

TBM—arey rowat kahe ko ho….yee to bahut punya ka kaam kiya hai tune….netra daan maha daan kahlata hai… ab tum sidha sarag (swarg) ma jaiho (jaoge)…..aur yee lo chasma lagay lo…ab tum ek dam ..vo ka kahat hain…haan smart laagat ho…..isse kisi ko bhi pata nahi chalega ki tumhri ek ankh nahi hai….aur vaise bhi to tumhe ek ankh se bhi to utna hi dekhaat hai jitna dono ankho se…to ka farak padta hai jo ek ankh nikal gayi to.

Shakhs (rote huye)—ab main apni bibi se kya kahunga….? do din baad meri beti ki shadi hai, kya muh dikhaunga sab ko….?

TBM—kyaaaa….? Beti ki shadi hai….? To pahle kahe nahi bataya hamka….eekha matbal ki tumhri ladki jawan huyi gayi hai…..aur hum tumhri ankh nikal liya…yee to bahut hi balandar mistake huyi gawa….khair tum chinta nahi karo… tumhri bitiya ki shadi ab hamri jimmedari hai…..jo bhi paisa lagega hum dunga….hum bahut paropkari hu…..tumhri ankh phir se kal lag jayegi…yee hamar vada hai…..vaise tumhri bitiya kitne saal ki hai….? Khabsurat hai ka (kya)….?

Shakhs—vo 20 saal ki hai aur bahut sundar hai.

TBM—20 saal ki loundiya aur upar se khabsurat.....tum chinta mat karo...hum sab theek kar dunga....ab tum aram karo.. kal ankh phir se lag jane ke baad ghar chale jana apne….

Hariya (dhire se)—sarkar…iski loundiya ko utha laye kya……?

TBM—chup sasur ka budbak kahi ka……tu sala poora landbaher hai re hariya….vo ladki ka nahi balki dulhe raja ko yaha utha lao aur sasure ki dono ankh nikal lo….ek ankh iss admi ko laga denge aur dusri ankh uss andhi ladki ko.

Hariya—to sarkar phir vo ladka shadi kaise karega iski beti se…..?

TBM—tu sala poora baklol hai…..koun kaha ki vo ladka shadi karega……arey uski surat bana ke hum shadi karunga aur suhagrat manaunga….phir usko vo ladke ke paas bhej dunga.

Hariya—samajh gaya sarkar…sab samajh gaya

TBM—aur sun …uss andhi ladki ki bahan ka mobile la aur usme ye type ka ki main ek ghante me pahuch jaungi aur vo raj ko massage bhej de uske mobile se…ja…jaldi kar

Hariya—aisa kyo sarkar…..?

TBM—sala lagta hai ki sabse pahle teri gaand marni padegi hamka aaj……isse vo raj inko dhoondega nahi aur tab tak hum inn dono titliyo ka ras nichod kar choos lunga..ab samjha kuch budbak

Hariya—samajh gaya sarkar…..

Hariya ne ja kar mala ka mobile usse chheen liya aur usme ek massage likh kar raj ko send kar diya…..TBM ne ishare se hariya ko shikha ko dusre room me lekar aane ko kaha.

Hariya—chalo ladki…tumhare ankho ke operation ka time ho gaya hai…doctor sahab bula rahe hain.

Mala—kya doctor sahab raat me operation karenge….?

Hariya—haa…vo aise kaam raat me hi karte hain..ab chalo jaldi

Mala—ha didi chalo

Hariya—tum yahi ruko....operation room me koi aur nahi ja sakta

Hariya shikha ko lekar andar dusre room me chala gaya jo ki sound proof tha….bechari shikha ko kya malum ki uske sath dhokha ho chuka hai….hariya ne shikha ko vahi chhod kar bahar chala gaya….TBM pahle se hi andar moujud tha.

TBM—aao yaha let jao...yaha...(mann me)—badhiya kadak maal hai…maza ayega

Shikha ko palang me litane ke baad vo idhar udhar ki baate karte huye uske jism me hath pherne laga sath hi uske kapde utarne ki koshish karne laga…shikha ko uske irade kuch theek nahi lag rahe the.

Shikha—ye aap kya kar rahe hain…? Chhodiye mujhe…?

TBM—operation karne ke liye kapde to utarne padenge na….kapde utar ke injection lagaunga…phir cheer phad bhi to karni hogi na….chalo utar do ye kapde….ankh chahiye na tumhe to jaldi se ye kapde utar do.

Shikha—nahi…hargij nahi…..tumne mujhe ankh lagane ka lalach dekar dhokha diya hai….mujhe pahle hi samajh jana chahiye tha.

TBM—dekh jyada nakhre mat kar…..hum bahut sharif admi hu…..hamka jabardasti karne par majboor mat kar…chal jaldi se kapde utar de

Shikha (bed se utar ke bhagte huye)—nahi…kabhi nahi…..

TBM—hahahaha…..bhag kaha bhagegi….yee kamra sound proof hai….teri cheekh bahar nahi sunayi degi…jisko madad ke liye bulana hai bula le….hihihihi……aaja hamri pyas bujha de….badle me hum tumhri dono ankh lagwa dunga bas ek ghante ki to baat hai…chal aa ja

Shikha-–nahi….kabhi nahi..

TBM—tu aise nahi manegi to vaise hi sahi…..

TBM ne doud kar shikha ko daboch liya aur bistar me patak diya.....vo jor jor se chillane lagi madad ke liye...kintu uski awaz to iss kamre ke andar hi dafan ho kar rah ja rahi thi..

Shikha (jor se chillate huye)—nahiiiiii....chhod de kamine.......aaaaaa......raaaajjjjjjjjjjjjj......bachaooooooooooo

TBM—hihihihihi......aur chilla.....bula le vo raj ko......koi nahi ayega yaha.....hahahaha

Shikha—aaaaaaa.......raaaajjjjjj....bachaaaooooo....nahiiiiiiii

Tabhi kamre ki light band ho gayi.....phir jal uthi....aur phir bar bar band chalu...band chalu hone lagi...jaldi jaldi...TBM soch me pad gaya...tabhi usko laga ki koi uske piche khada hai.

Jaldi se usne palat ke dekha lekin vaha koi nahi tha....usne isse apna vaham samajh kar phir se shikha ki taraf dhyan diya lekin phir se light on off honi shuru ho gayi.

Tabhi usko phir se laga ki koi uske piche khada hai...usne iss bar dhire dhire apni gardan piche ghumayi lekin agle hi pal ek cheekh goonj gayi vaha jo ki TBM ki hi thi

Hua ye ki jaise hi usne gardan piche ki to vaha khade shakhs ko dekhte hi uski cheekh nikal gayi.....usne shayad koi bhayanak se bahut bhayanak shakal dekh li thi.

TBM—kkkkk......koun ho..tum........ ?

Aur phir vaha ek bhayanak awaz goonj uthi.........

Y.....A.....M.....R.....A.....J

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Shandaar update bhai
Keep rocking

 

[aks 21]

Bohot hi sandaar update bhai

 

[crazyrex]

Very nice and fantastic updates

 

[Jon123]

Bahut hi khub surat update bhai maza a gaya waiting for the next update

 

[Zas23]

SAAJAN
UPDATE—181 ​

Paridhi ke janamdin par aayojit karya kram me shahar ke lagbhag sabhi namcheen aur garib logo ko aamantrit kiya tha raj ne jo ki vaha karya kram sthal par aa chuke the.

Karya kram me anchor ki bhumika veer ko nibhani thi jo ki abhi kuch busy chal raha tha aur vaha moujud nahi tha lihaza apni adat ke mutabik ye jimmedari mrinal ne apne kandho par le li aur kisi se kuch puche bina hi tapak se doud kar samne saje huye stage par chadh gayi.

Mrinal ko stage par dekh kar sabhi sakte me aa gaye….unki dhadkane tez ho gayi…pariwar ke sabhi sadasya mrinal ke swabhav se ab tak bhali bhanti parichit ho chuke the ki ye bebak ladki kahi bhi kuch bhi bina uska arth samjhe bol deti hai.

Sarita—ye pagal stage me kya kar rahi hai….?

Madhu—lagta hai ki aaj ki party me sabhi ki izzat ka janaza nikalne wala hai, na jane kya utpatang bolegi ye pagal ladki…?

Ruchi—priyadarshini, tum samjhao na usko….?

Neha—haan..jaldi jao nahi to vo kuch bhi bolna shuru kar degi non stop bina soche samjhe.

Diksha--kya ye pagal hai…?

Priyadarshini—nahi…vo pagal nahi hai…batooni aur bebak jaroor hai…..dar asal usko hindi abhi theek se aati nahi hai aur na hi vo hindi me prayog hone wale shabdo ka arth janti hai isliye kuch bhi bol jati hai….main abhi dekhti hu.

Mamta—ye veer aur raj kaha chale gaye…..? lagta hai ki aaj raj ke samne paridhi ka sach aa hi jayega... ? koun sambhalega mere bete ko... ?

Main mala ko phone lagate huye veer ke paas jane laga tabhi raste me vidhya mousi mil gayi jo ki mujhe dekhte hi mere paas aa gayi.

Vidhya—raj, tu veer ko samjha na...usne to mujhse baat tak karna chhod diya hai....main tere hath jodti hu....mujhe tu jo saza dena chahe de de kintu ek maa ko uske bete se to alag mat kar.

Raj—dekhiye maine veer ko baat karne se nahi roka hai.....agar vo aap se nahi baat karta hai to isme main kya kar sakta hu... ? ye sab aap ke hi karmo ka phal hai....aap usse baat kar ke samjhaiye.

Vidhya—maine bahut koshish ki usko samjhane ki lekin vo meri shakal tak nahi dekhna chahta hai.....kewal tum hi usko samjha sakte ho ab....vo tum par apni jaan chhidakta hai, teri baat jarur manega vo....vo mujhse bahut nafrat karne laga hai.....maine sach me use apna beta mana hai dil se...pls tu kuch kar na.

Raj—main aap se pahle bhi kah chuka hu ki aap meri mujrim nahi hain..to aap pls mujhse mafi mat manga kijiye Jinki aap apradhi hain unse to mafi mangne ki himmat hoti nahi apki....agar unn sabne aap ko maaf kar diya to mera wada hai ki veer bhi aap ko maaf kar dega...pahle unn sabse maafi mangiye aap ja kar...ye baat maine pahle bhi kahi hai apko.....ab mujhe jane do, aur bhi kaam hain mere paas.

Main vaha se aage badh gaya veer ki taraf...ek to mala se contact nahi ho pa raha tha...veer ke room ki oor jate huye main ek kamre ke samne ruk gaya.

Iss kamre me gurudev ko thaharaya gaya tha...main unke paas chala gaya jaha vo koi pushtak padh rahe the..mujhe dekhte hi unke chehre par kayi tarah ke bhaav aaye aur chale gaye.

Raj—pranam gurudev.

Gurudev—main tumhe kya ashirwad du putra... ? tumhara kad itna ooncha ho gaya hai ki vaha tak mere ashirwad ka hath bhi nahi pahuch pa raha hai...phir bhi ashirwad to dena hi padega...Yashashwi bhav putra.

Raj—aap mere liye sarvada hi pujyaniya hain gurudev..aisa na kahe.

Gurudev—sach to yahi hai putra ki main khud bhi tumhe nahi samajh paya hu aaj tak...jab bhi kuch samajhne ki cheshtha karta hu to ek tez roshni se meri ankho me jalan paida hone lagti hai.

Raj—aap se mera yahi anurodh hai gurudev ki isse aage samajhne ka prayas na kare....kyon ki mujhe samajhna meri guru maa ke atirikta kisi ke bhi vash me nahi hai.

Gurudev—tumhari guru maa ko mera shat shat naman hai putra....kya mujhe bhi tumhari guru maa ke kabhi darshan prapt ho sakenge putra.... ?

Raj—iska jawab to swayam guru maa hi de sakti hain gurudev...main to nimitta matra hu.....vaise aaj badi der tak maa aur sabhi chachi, mami ne aap ke sath samay bitaya.

Gurudev—haan....vo baar baar mujhse tumhara vo raaz janne ki koshish kar rahi thi jo main khud bhi nahi janta... putra vaise to tum paridhi ko apni shaktiyo se bhi bimari se mukta kar sakte ho phir ye sab kyo... ? aur paridhi to evi pari ka hi roop hai..aur pari behad shaktishali hai aise me paridhi ko to kisi bhi bimari se koi nuksan hona nahi chahiye.

Raj—gurudev, kar to sakta hu kintu mere liye dharm sarvopari hai.....rishte naate mere liye sabse akhir me hain.... main kisi bhi rishte me bandha hua nahi hu….kewal sachcha prem hi mujhe baandh sakta hai…koi rishta ya nata nahi… ye karm lok hai, yaha har koi srasti ke niymo se bandha hua hai…kisi ko bhi srasti ke niymo me vyavdhan dalne ki ijajat nahi hai…pari shaktishali avashya hai kintu itni kshamta nahi hai ki srasti ke niyam badal sake.

Gurudev—tumhe samajhna mere liye bahut kathin hai.

Raj—ab mujhe agya de gurudev….aur aap bhi meri paridhi ko ashirwad dene stage par avashya aaye..yahi meri aap se vinti hai.

Gurudev—avashya putra….tumhare sabhi manorath bhole nath safal kare.

Main gurudev ke kaksh se veer ke paas aa gaya jo ki abhi ready ho raha tha…maine tab tak mala ko aur bhi kayi dafa call lagaye lekin udhar se koi pratyuttar na milta dekh mujhe tension hone lagi thi.

Veer—kya hua, itni tension me kyu lag raha hai….?

Raj—arey yaar, mumbai se meri do guest aane wali thi, unhe ab tak pahuch jana chahiye tha, call bhi nahi lag raha hai..dono ki dono bahut masum hain.

Veer—abe kitni ladkiyo ko pata kar rakha hai tune…..? rasleela rachayega kya….?

Raj—nahi yaar…(phir maine mala aur shikha ke baare me veer ko bata diya sab)

Veer—ohhhh...chal tension mat le.....main pata karta hu...bas unki photo agar ho to de dena.

Raj—theek hai..main dono ki photo tumhe whatsapp kar deta hu.

Veer—badhiya hai yaar...yaha ek bhi nahi hai...aur tere aage piche line lagi huyi hai ladkiyo ki...

Raj—tere liye bhi to ek chun rakhi hai maine.

Veer—koun hai vo badnasib….?

Raj—mrinalll

Veer—kyaaaaaa…vo 500 saal ki chudail…..? nahi..nahi main kuwara hi theek hu.

Raj (haste huye)—kyo…? Vo sundar hai…bahadur hai……tera har tarah se khyal rakhegi.

Veer—bhad me gayi vo…..roj raat din sab ke samne mera balatkar karegi vo…..chudail kahi ki….

Main aur veer abhi baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi hamare kaano me kisi ke announcement karne ki awaz sunayi di jisko sun kar hum dono chounk gaye, vishesh kar ke veer ki to hasi hi gayab ho gayi…

Veer (chounk kar)—ye…yee to uss chudail mrinal ki awaz hai….ye stage me kya bol rahi hai….abe bhag jaldi aur rok usko…nahi to poore mehmano ke samne mera balatkar kar degi vo…….jane kya kya bolegi..ram jane…bhag jaldi.

Main aur veer stage par mrinal ke hone ki awaz sun kar tezi se bahar ki oor bhage….bechare veer ko to iss chakkar me pant pahanne tak ka dhyan na raha aur vo shirt, aur chaddi me hi stage ki taraf bhaga apni izzat bachane ki khatir….

Udhar mrinal stage par pahuchte hi rakha hua mike apne hatho me utha liya…kuch der to usko ulat palat kar ke dekhti rahi…shayad usko samajhne ka prayas kar rahi thi ki ye kaise kaam karta hai.

Mrinal (khud se hi)—bada ajeeb hai ye….isko hath me lekar log kyo bolte hain…mujhe to sabhi pagal lagte hain.

Agle hi pal usne chounk kar mike ko niche phenk diya….hua ye ki mrinal mike ko dekhte huye apne aap se jo badbada rahi thi vo sab mike ke jariye vaha jor jor se goonj utha…jisse vo buri tarah se chounk gayi aur jaldi se mike niche phenk diya….sabhi mehmano ka dhyan bhi mrinal ki awaz sun kar stage ki taraf kendrit ho gaya aur uske aisa karte hi sab ki hasi phoot padi.

Mrinal (mann me)—isne to mujhe dara hi diya tha….hamare dev lok me to aisa koi yantra nahi hai…ye to dhire dhire bolne par bhi gala phadne lagta hai….lagta hai jor se sunayi dene ke liye hi log isko hath me pakad ke bolte honge main bhi aisa hi karungi…lekin kahi ye katega vatega to nahi na….phir bhi mujhe savdhan rahna hoga.

Usne dubara darte darte mike ko utha liya aur usko dhyan se dekhne lagi ki isme se awaz kaha se jor se nikalti hai kuch der usko phoonk maar ke dekha jab samajh aaya to aashwast huyi.

Mrinal—hallo…hallo..hallo….(dhire se) main bar bar hallo hallo bol rahi hu lekin koi bhi hil dul nahi raha hai…phir ye log hallo hallo kyo bolte hain….?

Ek bar phir se sabhi ka thahaka goonj utha…jisse punah mrinal chounk gayi….usko mike ki prakriya ab shayad samajh aa gayi thi lekin logo ke udbodhan ki nahi….mrinal ne ek nazar sabhi ki oor dekha lekin jaise hi uski nazar veer ki dadi kanta se takrayi to kanta turant hi sakpaka kar khadi ho gayi ki kahi phir se usko meri jhaante na dikh jaye aur vo pagal ye baat mike me hi bol de…kya bharosa…?

Mrinal—mera naam mrinalini hai…..aaj ke karya kram me aaye huye sabhi ladies aur ledaas ka main swagat karti hu.

Meera—hahahahaha…..bhai ledies to samajh me aaya lekin ye ledaas kya hota hai……?

Sandhya—hahahahaha…..lagta hai ki ye gents ko ledaas bol rahi hai….hahahaha

Diksha—ledaas…..hahahahaha

Mrinal—asal me aaj yaha stage par veer bolne wala tha lekin abhi vo nahi hai to main tab tak karya kram ko aage badhati hu…..vaise veer bahut bada balatkari purush hai…..bahut se balatkar (chamatkar) kiye hain usne…. Abhi do din pahle ek kutiya ko chot lagi thi to veer se uss kutiya ka dard dekha nahi gaya aur usne uske upar bhi balatkar kar diya.

Mrinal—aaj ka karya kram agar itne shandar dhang se aayojit ho raha hai to iska shreya sirf ek insaan ko jata hai veer ko….jaise hi vo yaha aaye to sab log taliyo se uska swagat karna…..pichle kayi din se main dekh rahi hu ki usne har jagah balatkar par balatkar kiye hain….aur aage bhi karta rahega….mujhe to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal me itne balatkar kaise kar sakta hai….?

Mrinal—veer ne kadi mehnat se apne apko iss kabil banaya hai….waqt ka sahi upyog aur apne ghante ka sahi istemal karna koi veer se seekhe.....ye jis desh me bhi hoga vahi balatkar karega aur apne pariwar ka naam roshan karega veer sab ko dikha dega ki jo balatkar karne ki kshamta uske andar hai vo sansar ke kisi bhi insan me nahi hai.

Mrinal ki baate sun kar sab ghar walo ne apna sir pakad liya jabki baki mehman hasi ke mare apna pet pakad liye jabki sab ka haste haste pet dard karne laga tha…..theek ussi samay veer shirt aur chaddi me bhagte huye stage par pahuch gaya.

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Mrinal Special Will Continue......
Agla Update Aaj Raat Mein.....

Nice update
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[Fighter]

Jabardast & Super & Gajab updates bro

Minral ka veer ki sare aam izzat utarna vo b 3 idiot style kamaal h

Raj sach me ek bahut bada raaz bana huaa h or raj y sahi kah rha h

To aakhir fir se yamraj ka khof dekhne ko mil rha h


Waiting for next

 

[Asif khan]

Very nice amazing update

Ap ki story to h hi bemisal ,
Chercter bhi zabardast hain,
Ap ki writing skill bhi mast h,
Lakin
Jo mirnal ka funny chercter create Kia h Kia khene boht khoob lajawab

 

[Zas23]

SAAJAN
UPDATE-182​

Mrinal—aaj ka karya kram agar itne shandar dhang se aayojit ho raha hai to iska shreya sirf ek insaan ko jata hai veer ko….jaise hi vo yaha aaye to sab log taliyo se uska swagat karna…..pichle kayi din se main dekh rahi hu ki usne har jagah balatkar par balatkar kiye hain….aur aage bhi karta rahega….mujhe to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal me itne balatkar kaise kar sakta hai….?

Mrinal—veer ne kadi mehnat se apne apko iss kabil banaya hai….waqt ka sahi upyog aur apne ghante ka sahi istemal karna koi veer se seekhe.....ye jis desh me bhi hoga vahi balatkar karega aur apne pariwar ka naam roshan karega veer sab ko dikha dega ki jo balatkar karne ki kshamta uske andar hai vo sansar ke kisi bhi insan me nahi hai.

Mrinal ki baate sun kar sab ghar walo ne apna sir pakad liya jabki baki mehman hasi ke mare apna pet pakad liye jabki sab ka haste haste pet dard karne laga tha…..theek ussi samay veer shirt aur chaddi me bhagte huye stage par pahuch gaya.

Ab Aage…..

Geeta—ye to 3 idiots movie ka dialogue maar ke veer ki izzat ka kachara kiye ja rahi hai….aur ye kyaaa veer aise kaise stage par aa gaya bina kapde pahne….?

Veer ko stage par iss tarah aadha nanga dekh kar sabhi ghar wale shocked ho gaye to mehmano ko manoranjan ka ek aur vishay mil gaya.

Veer—ye pagal ye kya anap shanap bole ja rahi hai….chal bhag yaha se.

Mrinal—taliya.....arey bhai log sab taliya bajao....yahi to hai vo mahan balatkari purush veer.....lagta hai ye abhi abhi koi balatkar kar ke aa rahe hain....inhe achche se dekh lijiye.

Taliyo ki gadgadahat se vaha ka poora vatavaran goonj utha.....veer mike chhudane ke liye mrinal ke piche piche bhagne laga aur mrinal idhar udhar bhag kar bachne lagi.

Darshako ka free mein achchha khasa manoranjan ho raha tha…sabhi has has kar lot pot hone lage the….antatah ruchi ko stage par jana pada.

Ruchi—veer ye sab kya hai….?

Veer—didi ye pagal meri be-ijjati kiye ja rahi hai…pahle isse roko aap

Ruchi—usse bade pagal to tum ho…..tumhare kapde kaha hain….? Jara niche dekho apne.

Veer ne ruchi ki baat sun kar jaise hi niche dekha to uske hosh ud gaye…..usse samajh aa gaya ki usne kitni badi galti kar di hai yaha aa kar…usne ek nazar samne baithi public ki oor dekha aur phir jaldi se stage se niche kood kar andar bhag gaya.

Mrinal—hahahaha…..ab to aap logo ko yakin hua na ki ye pakka balatkari hai…hahahahaha

Ruchi (mike chhin kar)—sorry, actually this girl is some mentally disturb, so aap log iski baato ko mind mat kare..thats all

Ruchi ne english me jaan bujh kar bola jisse mrinal ke kuch samajh me hi na aaye warna vo kuch na kuch jarur bol deti….ruchi usko pakad ke niche le jane lagi lekin mrinal hath chhuda kar phir se mike ke paas pahuch gayi…vo kuch kahti iske pahle hi priyadarshini ne vaha pahuch kar mrinal ko rok diya.

Priyadarshini ne uska hath pakad ke niche apne sath le gayi….tab kahi sab ki jaan me jaan aayi….main abhi bhi mala ko contact karne ki koshish me hi laga hua tha…kintu usse koi sampark sthapit nahi ho pa raha tha….tabhi mere mobile par doctor saloni ka call aaya to main samajh gaya ki vo paridhi ko lekar aa gayi hai.

Maine payal didi aur neha chachi ko bula kar sab samjha diya ki kya karna hai…..main uske baad maa ke paas chala gaya

Chacha—raj beta….mera sochna hai ki mehmano ko aur intazar karana theek nahi hai…

Roopaly—hmmm…beta…ab to shayad paridhi nahi ayegi aisa lagta hai to kyo na uski jagah tum hi cake kaat do

Mitaly—didi, raj se kaho na ki vo khud hi cake kaat de…ab to sabhi guest bhi aa chuke hain..

Mamta (dhire se)—par main raj se kahungi kya jab vo paridhi ke bare me mujhse puchega to….?

Raj—mami...aise kaise main cake kaat du....jiska janamdin hai vo hi kategi cake.

Mamta—beta jid nahi karte.....raat kafi ho chuki hai...sabhi guest wait kar rahe hain..tumhare chacha aur mami sahi kah rahe hain.

Raj—maa...aap bhi....cake to aaj uske hi hatho katega jiska janamdin hai.

Kajal—betu...kya ab tum hamari baat bhi nahi manoge.... ?

Raj—bua...isme galat kya hai... ? cake to jiska janamdin hai uske hatho hi katna chahiye yahi to kaha hai maine.

Madhu—agar paridhi ko aana hota to vo ab tak aa jati...poora din nikal gaya....kab tak apne dil ko jhuthi tasalli deta rahega...cake kaat do beta....paridhi ab nahi ayegi.

Raj—unko aana hi hoga mami...akhir maine jo bulaya hai....unko aaj aana hi hoga.

Mamta—beta vo ab nahi ayegi.

Raj—kyo nahi ayegi.... ?

Mamta—bas kaha na ki nahi ayegi to nahi ayegi....bahas mat kar aur cake kaat de.

Raj—main vahi to janna chahta hu ki kyo nahi ayegi.... ?

Mamta (achanak rote huye thoda jor se)—kyon ki...vo...vo...paridhi mar chuki hai...vo ab iss duniya me hi nahi hai...vo ham sab ko chhod kar bahut door ja chuki hai......

Ye sunte hi sabhi ki ankhe nam ho gayi jabki sabhi ladkiyo ruchi,pooja,kiran, diksha, sandhya, avani, chandni, priyadarshini, mrinal aadi ko gahra shock laga.

Ruchi (shocked)—maaaa...ye kya kah rahi ho aap..... ?

Chacha—yahi sach hai beti…paridhi ab hamare beech nahi rahi.

Raj—jhooth….ye sab jhooth hai…..kab hua ye sab…..?

Geeta—ye sach hai beta…asal me baat ye hai ki……( phir mami ne sab ko poori baat batayi)

Raj (chillate huye)—itna sab kuch ho gaya aur aap logo ne hame bataya tak nahi.... ? akhir kyo diya sabne mujhe dhokha..kyo... ? maine jab bhi pucha to aap logo ne kuch na kuch bol kar taal diya..akhir kyo.... ? bakiyo ki to chhodo..maa aap ne bhi mujhse chhupaya....main soch bhi nahi sakta tha ki meri maa mujhse kuch chhupa bhi sakti hai...kyo..maa, kyo... ?

Mamta (rote huye)—kyo ki hum tujhe khona nahi chahte the... ? tujhe koi bhi dukhi nahi dekhna chahta tha beta, sirf isliye…humne ye baat tum sabse chhupa kar rakhi……mujhe maf kar de…

Raj—khair iss vishay me main aap sabse baad me baat karunga....ab jab sab guest aa hi gaye hain to pahle unko dekh leta hu…aap sab log bhi bahar aa jaye.

Main un sab ke beech me se nikal kar bahar aa gaya aur stage par pahuch gaya sath hi mere piche baki sabhi family member bhi apni nam ankho ke sath aa gaye aur chupchap sir jhuka kar baith gaye.

Raj—ladies and gemtlemen....mujhe khed hai ki aap sabhi ko itni der tak intazar karna pada....jaisa ki aap sab ko vidit ho hi chuka hoga ki aaj MAA Group of Companies ki ek managing director Miss Paridhi Thakur ka janamdin hai jiske uplakshya me ye karya kram aayojit kiya gaya hai...to main ab iss karya kram ka shubharambh karne ja raha hu.. keep with big hands......

Tabhi vaha ek gadi aa kar ruki....usme se bahar nikalte shakhs ka chehra dekhte hi sabhi ghar wale chounk gaye.


Vahi dusri taraf TBM ke admi uss plane wale shakhs ko pakad kar jabran ek hospital me le gaye jaha unhone doctor ko dara dhamka kar uss shakhs ki ek ankh nikalwa li.

Shakhs (rote huye)—main barbad ho gaya....bhagwan tumhe kabhi maf nahi karega.

TBM—arey rowat kahe ko ho….yee to bahut punya ka kaam kiya hai tune….netra daan maha daan kahlata hai… ab tum sidha sarag (swarg) ma jaiho (jaoge)…..aur yee lo chasma lagay lo…ab tum ek dam ..vo ka kahat hain…haan smart laagat ho…..isse kisi ko bhi pata nahi chalega ki tumhri ek ankh nahi hai….aur vaise bhi to tumhe ek ankh se bhi to utna hi dekhaat hai jitna dono ankho se…to ka farak padta hai jo ek ankh nikal gayi to.

Shakhs (rote huye)—ab main apni bibi se kya kahunga….? do din baad meri beti ki shadi hai, kya muh dikhaunga sab ko….?

TBM—kyaaaa….? Beti ki shadi hai….? To pahle kahe nahi bataya hamka….eekha matbal ki tumhri ladki jawan huyi gayi hai…..aur hum tumhri ankh nikal liya…yee to bahut hi balandar mistake huyi gawa….khair tum chinta nahi karo… tumhri bitiya ki shadi ab hamri jimmedari hai…..jo bhi paisa lagega hum dunga….hum bahut paropkari hu…..tumhri ankh phir se kal lag jayegi…yee hamar vada hai…..vaise tumhri bitiya kitne saal ki hai….? Khabsurat hai ka (kya)….?

Shakhs—vo 20 saal ki hai aur bahut sundar hai.

TBM—20 saal ki loundiya aur upar se khabsurat.....tum chinta mat karo...hum sab theek kar dunga....ab tum aram karo.. kal ankh phir se lag jane ke baad ghar chale jana apne….

Hariya (dhire se)—sarkar…iski loundiya ko utha laye kya……?

TBM—chup sasur ka budbak kahi ka……tu sala poora landbaher hai re hariya….vo ladki ka nahi balki dulhe raja ko yaha utha lao aur sasure ki dono ankh nikal lo….ek ankh iss admi ko laga denge aur dusri ankh uss andhi ladki ko.

Hariya—to sarkar phir vo ladka shadi kaise karega iski beti se…..?

TBM—tu sala poora baklol hai…..koun kaha ki vo ladka shadi karega……arey uski surat bana ke hum shadi karunga aur suhagrat manaunga….phir usko vo ladke ke paas bhej dunga.

Hariya—samajh gaya sarkar…sab samajh gaya

TBM—aur sun …uss andhi ladki ki bahan ka mobile la aur usme ye type ka ki main ek ghante me pahuch jaungi aur vo raj ko massage bhej de uske mobile se…ja…jaldi kar

Hariya—aisa kyo sarkar…..?

TBM—sala lagta hai ki sabse pahle teri gaand marni padegi hamka aaj……isse vo raj inko dhoondega nahi aur tab tak hum inn dono titliyo ka ras nichod kar choos lunga..ab samjha kuch budbak

Hariya—samajh gaya sarkar…..

Hariya ne ja kar mala ka mobile usse chheen liya aur usme ek massage likh kar raj ko send kar diya…..TBM ne ishare se hariya ko shikha ko dusre room me lekar aane ko kaha.

Hariya—chalo ladki…tumhare ankho ke operation ka time ho gaya hai…doctor sahab bula rahe hain.

Mala—kya doctor sahab raat me operation karenge….?

Hariya—haa…vo aise kaam raat me hi karte hain..ab chalo jaldi

Mala—ha didi chalo

Hariya—tum yahi ruko....operation room me koi aur nahi ja sakta

Hariya shikha ko lekar andar dusre room me chala gaya jo ki sound proof tha….bechari shikha ko kya malum ki uske sath dhokha ho chuka hai….hariya ne shikha ko vahi chhod kar bahar chala gaya….TBM pahle se hi andar moujud tha.

TBM—aao yaha let jao...yaha...(mann me)—badhiya kadak maal hai…maza ayega

Shikha ko palang me litane ke baad vo idhar udhar ki baate karte huye uske jism me hath pherne laga sath hi uske kapde utarne ki koshish karne laga…shikha ko uske irade kuch theek nahi lag rahe the.

Shikha—ye aap kya kar rahe hain…? Chhodiye mujhe…?

TBM—operation karne ke liye kapde to utarne padenge na….kapde utar ke injection lagaunga…phir cheer phad bhi to karni hogi na….chalo utar do ye kapde….ankh chahiye na tumhe to jaldi se ye kapde utar do.

Shikha—nahi…hargij nahi…..tumne mujhe ankh lagane ka lalach dekar dhokha diya hai….mujhe pahle hi samajh jana chahiye tha.

TBM—dekh jyada nakhre mat kar…..hum bahut sharif admi hu…..hamka jabardasti karne par majboor mat kar…chal jaldi se kapde utar de

Shikha (bed se utar ke bhagte huye)—nahi…kabhi nahi…..

TBM—hahahaha…..bhag kaha bhagegi….yee kamra sound proof hai….teri cheekh bahar nahi sunayi degi…jisko madad ke liye bulana hai bula le….hihihihi……aaja hamri pyas bujha de….badle me hum tumhri dono ankh lagwa dunga bas ek ghante ki to baat hai…chal aa ja

Shikha-–nahi….kabhi nahi..

TBM—tu aise nahi manegi to vaise hi sahi…..

TBM ne doud kar shikha ko daboch liya aur bistar me patak diya.....vo jor jor se chillane lagi madad ke liye...kintu uski awaz to iss kamre ke andar hi dafan ho kar rah ja rahi thi..

Shikha (jor se chillate huye)—nahiiiiii....chhod de kamine.......aaaaaa......raaaajjjjjjjjjjjjj......bachaooooooooooo

TBM—hihihihihi......aur chilla.....bula le vo raj ko......koi nahi ayega yaha.....hahahaha

Shikha—aaaaaaa.......raaaajjjjjj....bachaaaooooo....nahiiiiiiii

Tabhi kamre ki light band ho gayi.....phir jal uthi....aur phir bar bar band chalu...band chalu hone lagi...jaldi jaldi...TBM soch me pad gaya...tabhi usko laga ki koi uske piche khada hai.

Jaldi se usne palat ke dekha lekin vaha koi nahi tha....usne isse apna vaham samajh kar phir se shikha ki taraf dhyan diya lekin phir se light on off honi shuru ho gayi.

Tabhi usko phir se laga ki koi uske piche khada hai...usne iss bar dhire dhire apni gardan piche ghumayi lekin agle hi pal ek cheekh goonj gayi vaha jo ki TBM ki hi thi

Hua ye ki jaise hi usne gardan piche ki to vaha khade shakhs ko dekhte hi uski cheekh nikal gayi.....usne shayad koi bhayanak se bahut bhayanak shakal dekh li thi.

TBM—kkkkk......koun ho..tum........ ?

Aur phir vaha ek bhayanak awaz goonj uthi.........

Y.....A.....M.....R.....A.....J

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