SAAND
UPDATE- 135
Raj—kya baat hai..akele ghum rahe ho…bachcho ko ghumane nahi laaye…?
Ins—sir, abhi hamari shadi ko kewal 15 din hi huye hain..
Raj—ok, inspector. Kisi din tumhare ghar aaunga coffee pine..
Ins. Wife (nidhi)—jarur sir…main intazar karungi uss din ka….(radhika ko dekh kar)……vaise sir, aapki hone wali wife bahut sundar hai.
Radhika (shocked, mann me)—kyaaaaa…wife….vo bhi apne hi bhaiya ki wife ..‼
Ab aage…….
Raj—thanks …..(mann me)..sali iski maa ko chodu….ye bhi chodne layak maal hai….iske ghar tab jaunga jab ye madarchod duty par hoga.
Ins—aap bhi madam ko shopping kara dijiye sir, hamari to ho gayi..
Raj—ok…chalo radhika
Unn dono miya biwi ke jane ke baad main radhika ko le kar andar aa gaya shopping karne…lekin vo kuch bol hi nahi rahi thi..bas chupchap khadi thi….mujhe kuch kuch uske aise muh phulane ka andaza to tha phir bhi puchna behtar samjha.
Raj—kya baat hai..aise muh phula ke kyo khadi ho…?
Radhika (dhire se)—usne jab mujhe apki hone wali wife kaha to aapne unko bataya kyo nahi ki main aapki bahan hu…? Sach batane ki jagah kahte hain ki thanks.
Raj—kyon ki ye bata kar main tum dono ko sharminda nahi karna chahta tha sabke samne…aur vaise bhi usne tumhe meri hone wali wife kaha hai…ye to nahi kaha na ki tum meri wife ho…? Isme bura manne ki kya baat hai..?
Radhika—koi mujhe, mere hi bhai ki biwi kahe to mujhe khush hona chahiye, yahi na…?
Raj—ab to tum meri dost bhi ban gayi ho na….yaha sabne agar sun liya ki hum dono bhai bahan hain to badi badnami hogi.
Radhika—to kya karu..sabse ja ke ye kah du ki main apki biwi hu…?
Raj—ok, yaar…koi puchega to main kah dunga ki tum meri bahan ho..ok ..ab chalo..
Main radhika ko le kar ek counter par aa gaya jaha ladies kapde hi milte the…vaha ka manager bhi mujhe camere me dekh kar mere paas aa gaya.
Manager—welcome sir…namaste bhabhi ji
Radhika—(phir shocked)
Raj—manager sahab ..jaisa aap samajh rahe hain vaisa kuch nahi hai…actually ye…meri..
Radhika (beech me hi)—thanks…
Manager—juli, sp sahab aur bhabhi ji ke liye best quality ke kapde dikhao..aur haan, paise mat lena…
Sales girl (juli)—yes sir,…sir, madam ke liye kaise kapde dikhana hai….?raj—kya naam hai apka..? haan, miss ya rs. Juli…?
Sales girl—abhi unmarried hu sir..
Raj—very good, actually juli, ye meri…
Radhika (phir beech me hi)—mujhe salwar suit dikhao…
Juli—vaise sir madam ka size kya hai…? Vo kya hai na ki size ke hisab se kapde dikhana padega na…
Juli ki iss baat par radhika sharam se pani pani ho gayi…. Usko samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya jawab de…to maine ek bar radhika ki chuchiyo ko kapde ke upar se hi gaur se dekha
Raj—mujhe kya malum, madam se hi puch lo ….aur best quality ke kapde dikha do ..full set me..kam se kam seven pairs..
Juli (mushkura kar)—madam apki wife hain to unka size bhi to apko hi pata hoga na sir…?
Raj—main thoda kuch aur dekhta hu tab tak tum inki pasand ke dikha do….vaise 32-24-32 chal jayega..
Radhika (shocked mann me)—bhaiya ko mera perfect size kaise pata chala….?
Juli (mushkura kar)—thanks sir…aap badi kismat wali hain madam jo aap ko sp sahab jaise husband mile hain….lagta hai ki sir aapse bahut pyar karte hain.
Radhika—thanks
Juli—main abhi aapke liye kapde lati hu…
Radhika (mann me)—Sali juli randi, mere bhaiya se kaise has has ke baate kar ke unhe apne jaal me fasane ki koshish kar rahi hai…aur ye bhaiya bhi na ,..kya jarurat thi usse baat karne ki…? Sali kaise besharmi se mere bhaiya se mera size puch rahi thi…iske andar laaz sharam naam ki koi cheez hi nahi hai…
Main vaha se nikal kar ek dukan se khujli wala powder liya aur vapis lout aaya….tab tak juli ne saat jodi kapde radhika ke liye select karwa diye the with under garments….do set kapde maine apni pasand ke liye uske liye…maine sabhi dresses dekhte huye ek me vo powder laga diya….
Juli—madam ek bar aap ye kapde pahan kar try kar lijiye andar room me ja kar..
Radhika—ok..
Juli (mushkura ke)—sir, agli bar bhi jarur aaiyega……ye lijiye mera card..isme mera number hai…kabhi bhi jarurat ho to call kar lijiyega aap…
Raj—thanks juli….meri taraf se tum bhi apne liye kuch kapde le lo..payment main kar dunga….aur tum bhi mera card rakh lo..kabhi jarurat ho to call kar lena..
Juli—thank you sir
Maine jaise hi juli ke hath se card lene ke liye hath badhaya to jaldi se beech me hi radhika ne uske hath se card le liya.. phir maine uske make up ka samaan kharidne ke baad radhika ko le kar ek jwellery shop me gaya aur uske liye ek 10 lakh ka neckless kharida..jisse uski ab tak ki sari narazagi gayab ho gayi aur uska chehra khushi se chamakne laga…
Jwellery ke baad usko bank le gaya jaha uska ek account open karwa ke usme 50 lakh transfer kar diya….phir hum vaha se mama ke ghar ke liye nikal gaye…
Radhika (khush)—thanks bhaiya..
Raj—meri girl friend khush to main bhi khush…
Radhika—magar aapne to apne liye kuch liya hi nahi…?
Raj—jab tu degi tab na lunga…
Radhika—hihihi...mere dene na dene se kya hoga.. ? main koi dukan wali thodi na hu…aapko khud le lena chaiye..
Raj—tu le lene degi mujhe…?
Radhika—apko lene se main kyo mana karungi... ? mujhe to khushi hi hogi aap lenge to...
Raj—sach kah rahi hai le lu…? Mera to bahut mann hai lene ka...
Radhika—hihihihi…haan to le lo na, bhaiya..
Abhi hum ghar jate huye gadi me baat kar hi rahe the ki tabhi uss khujli wale powder ne apna asar dikhana shuru kar diya…
Udhar amilpur me vidhayak surendra gaharwar mujhse milne ke liye sp office pahucha lekin vaha use mere baare me yahi pata chala ki abhi main leave par hu….vo gusse me vaha se nikal gaya…jabki uske bheje huye kuch gunde mujhe aur chodu gang ko talash karte huye damini ke area me pahuch kar puchtach karne lage.
Magar kisi ne hame dekha hi nahi tha vaha to kaise batate kuch unhe…? Puchte puchte unme se ek ki nazar scooty se aa rahi ek ladki par gay to usne apne baki sathiyo ki taraf ishara kiya.
Uss ladki ko dekhte hi sab ke sab laar tapkate huye road me aa kar khade ho gaye…jaise hi vo ladki unke karib aayi aur usne inn gundo ko beech road me khade dekha to turant hi apni scooty ko rok kar vapis jane ko huyi…ye dekhte hi vo gunde bhag kar tezi se uske paas aa gaye aur scooty sahit uss ladki ko niche gira diya.
G 1—Sali hame dekh kar bhagti hai…? Ye jante huye bhi ki hum tujhe pataal se bhi dhoond nikalenge…
Ladki (chillate huye)—main kahti hu…chhodo mujhe….
G 2—hame khush kar de…hum chhod denge tujhe…hahahaha
Ladki (jor se)—saale harami…chhod mujhe….chattaaakkkk
G 3 (gusse me)—aaaaa…Sali..thappad maarti haii…tadaakkkkk…..tadaaakkkkk…ab dekh hum tera aaj kya haal karte hain vo bhi sab ke samne…le chalo isko beech chourahe par..
Ladki (jor se)—chhodo..mujhe….bachaooooo…….bachaaaaoooooo
Vo sabhi gunde uss ladki ko beech road me uske dono hath pakad kar ghasit-te huye beech chourahe par la kar patak diye.. jo ki ghani aabadi wala area tha…aane jane wale sab ye tamasha dekh rahe the magar uss ladki ki madad ko koi samne aane ke liye taiyar nahi tha.
Sabhi dus ke dus gunde uss ladki par kisi bhukhe bhediye ki bhanti toot pade…vo unse bachne ki poori koshish kar rahi thi lekin itne rakshaso ke aage uska kaha bas chalne wala tha….vo jor jor se ro ro kar chillate huye logo se madad ki bheekh maang rahi thi.
Ladki (rote huye jor se)—nahiiiiiii…….nahiiiiii….chhodoooooo…….bachaaaaoooooooo
G 4—Sali, aaj tujhe bachane koi nahi aayega……ye vidhayak surendra gaharwar ka area hai…..kisi maayi ke lal ki gaand me itna dum nahi ki vo vidhayak sahab ke admiyo se panga le sake….aur cheekh…jor se chilla….hahahahahaha
Ladki (cheekhte huye)—aaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….nahiiiiiiiiii…….bachaaaaooooooo
G 5—bade din baad aaj hath aayi hai….aaj to tere sath hum sab suhagdin manayenge…phir raat me suhagrat bhi hogi teri hahahahaha……..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
G 6—kisne mara bahanchodddd……samne aaa….?
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Awesome update anand bhai,
behad hi shandaar, lajawab, aur amazing update hai bhai,
lagta hai ki siraj bhai ke love ki entry hui hai,
dekhte hain ab aage kya hota hai,
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