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SAAND
UPDATE- 149​

Pujari (mushkura kar)—ye to badi khushi ki baat hai beti…aao tum dono maa bhawani ko ye vastra aur sindoor chadha kar unka ashirwad le lo…tum dono pati patni ki jodi to lakho me ek hai..

Malti (mann me)—hey ram..! beda gark ho iss pujari ka…jane kya anaap shanaap bole ja raha hai….mujhe mee hi bete ki biwi samajh raha hai…isko meri aur raj ki umra me antar dikhayi nahi deta kya…?

Raj—laiye baba..

Pujari—jao beti..tum bhi apne pati ke sath hi maa bhawani ka ashirwad le lo..

Main maa ke sath thali me puja ka samaan le kar mata durga ko sindoor aur vastra arpan karne ke uparant unki arti ki aur phir unhe pranam karne ke liye jhuke hi the ki achanak tabhi….

Ab aage……

Achanak tabhi na jane kaha se murti ke piche se ek kala naag nikal aaya...jis par nazar padte hi maa jor se cheekh kar mera hath pakad ke piche ki taraf tezi se palti…lekin iss chakkar me maa ka pair niche rakhi pooja ki thali me pad gaya..pair padte hi thali dusri disha me khisak gayi…jisse maa ka balance bigad gaya aur vo tezi se mera plaster wala hath pakde niche girne lagi.

Achanak huyi iss ghatna se mujhe kuch samajh hi nahi aaya…maa ko girne se bachane ke chakkar maine apna dusra hath, jisme ki pooja ka sindoor laga hua tha jaldi se maa ke sir ko pakadne ke liye aage kiya jisse ki maa ke sir me chot na lage magar iss chakkar me galti se mera hath maa ke sir me maang wali jagah par ja laga…aur galti se hi sahi maa ki poori maang mere hatho sindoor se rang gayi.

Maine maa ke sir ke baalo ko jor se pakad kar apni taraf khich liya aur maa iss bar sidhe mere upar aa kar giri…maine kas ke maa ko apni baho me jakad liya jisse ki use koi chot na lage…maa ko baho me lete hi main kahi kho sa gaya.

Malti (ghabrahat, chehre ko chumte huye)—rajj, tumhe kahi chot to nahi lagi…?

Pujari—beti kya hua…? (maa ko mujhe chumte dekh kar)..Beti ye mandir hai…yaha honey moon manana sahi nahi hai..

Pujari ki baat sunte hi maa ho hosh aaya ki iss samay vo mere upar hai…hadbada kar usne jaldi se uthna chaha lekin fisal kar phir se mere upar hi gir padi…maine maa ko uthne me madad ki.

Pujari—kya hua beti..tum achanak chillayi kyo…?

Malti (ghabrahat)—vo…vo..saanp hai yaha…

Raj/Pujari (chounk kar)—saanppp….?

Malti (ghabrayi huyi)—haan. vo saanp….yaha murti ke paas saanp hai….use hi dekh kar main darr gayi thi..

Pujari (charo taraf dekh kar)—lekin yaha to kuch bhi nahi hai…

Malti (charo taraf dekhte huye)—abhi..abhi to yahi tha…..maine khud dekha tha usko…

Raj—magar yaha to koi saanp nahi hai…

Pujari (mushkurate huye)—beti…maa bhawani ne tumhe raj ki patni hone ka ashirwad de diya hai…raj ke hatho unko arpan kiye huye sindoor ko tumhari maang me bharwa kar….ye saanp bhi jarur tumhe ashirwad dene ke liye maa bhawani ki maya ka hi ek chamatkar raha hoga..

Malti (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Pujari ki baate sunte hi mujhe aur maa ko jabardast jhatka laga…maa ke to chehre ka rang hi ud gaya….usne jaldi se apna hath apni maang par rakha to use apni maang poori bhari huyi mahsoos ho gayi….main khud iss apratyashit ghatna se hairan tha.

Pujari—beti, ye mata ka ashirwad hai…iss sindoor ko apni maang me aise hi sajaye rakhna…aisa karne se tumhare pati raj ki umra lambi hogi aur har visham paristhiti me bhi ye raj ke jeevan ki raksha karega…..ye tumhare pati raj ko jeevan me aage aane wale sankat se bachayega….ye use iss sankat se ladne me uska manobal badhayega …

Maa ko jab apni maang me apne hi bete ke hatho bhar jane ka ehsaas hua to vah bina kuch bole hi mandar se bhagte huye ja kar gadi ka gate khol kar andar ghus gayi…usne side mirror me apni maang ko dekha aur phir phoot phoot kar rone lagi.

Malti (rote huye)—hey bhagwan..! ye kya ghor anarth ho gaya aaj…? Itna bada paap kaise ho gaya….? Vo pujari mujhe mere hi bete ki biwi samajh kar na jane kya kya bak raha tha…nahi..nahii, mujhe ye sindoor apni maang se mitana hoga. Ek maa apne hi sage bete ki biwi kaise ban sakti hai..?

Ye soch kar maa ne jaldi purse se rumaal nikal kar side mirror me dekhte huye maang me bhare uss sindoor ko mitane ke liye hath sir me rakha hi tha ki tabhi uske dimag me pujari ki kahi huyi baat “beti, ye mata ka ashirwad hai…iss sindoor ko apni maang me aise hi sajaye rakhna…aisa karne se tumhare pati raj ki umra lambi hogi aur har visham paristhiti me bhi ye raj ke jeevan ki raksha karega….ye tumhare pati raj ko jeevan me aage aane wale har sankat se bachayega ….ye use iss sankat se ladne me uska manobal badhayega” Goonjne lagi.

Pujari ki kahi baat yaad aate hi maa ka hath turant ruk gaya….uski himmat nahi huyi ki vo apni maang se sindoor ko mita sake…hath hata kar bas phir se rone lagi.

Maine pujari ko mandir ki vyavastha ke liye kuch paise daan kiye aur mata bhawani ki murti aur unko pranam karne ke baad prasad le kar gadi me lout aaya…maine dekha ki maa abhi bhi ro rahi thi.

Raj—maa, i’m sorry….maine jaan bujh kar kuch nahi kiya….jo bhi hua vo anjane me hua.

Malti (rote huye)—jo bhi hua theek nahi hua beta.

Raj—isme itna tension lene wali koun si baat hai maa….jo aap itna ro rahi ho…? agar aap ko jyada taklif ho rahi hai to lao main mita deta hu ye sindoor aap ki maang se..

Maa ko aise rote dekh kar mujhe achcha nahi lag raha tha….maine jaise hi apna hath sindoor pochne ke liye aage badhaya to yakayak maa ne mera hath pakad liya.

Malti (rote huye)—nahii…ek maha paap to pahle hi ho chuka hai…ab maang se sindoor pochne ka dusra paap mat kar beta..mat kar..

Raj--Koun sa ye sab kisi ne dekha hai, aur vo pujari to hame janta bhi nahi hai…phir tension kis baat ki hai.. ?

Malti (rote huye)—kisi ke dekhne ya na dekhne se kya hota hai…mata durga ne to dekha hai…meri antar aatma to janti hai ki kya hua hai…main dusro se to chhupa lungi lekin apni aatma se kaise bachungi…vo mujhe har pal jhak jhorti rahegi. Vaise bhi maang se sindoor pochna apsagun hota hai beta.

Raj—tab to aap meri maa ke sath sath ab meri biwi ban gayi ho aaj se..hihihi…dekho maine maa durga se vinti ki vo mujhe bilkul aapke jaisi biwi de to unhone aapko hi meri biwi bana diya…hihihihi

Malti (daant kar)—chuppp….yaha meri jaan nikal rahi hai iss anarth se aur tujhe mazak sujh raha hai…? Ab chal yaha se.

Main maa ki daant sun kar chup ho gaya aur gadi ko aage badha diya…maa bhi bhi dhire dhire sisak rahi thi…lekin iss ghatna ne mere mann me ek asha ki kiran, nayi ummid paida kar di thi..maa ke dil me apni jagah banane ki… maine mann hi mann soch liya ki ab mujhe aage kya karna hai maa ke dil me apne liye ek pati patni wala pyar jagane ke liye..

Raj—maa, akhir kab tak uss baat ke liye roti rahogi…? Jo bhi hua shayad usme khud maa durga ki marzi shamil thi..nahi to aap hi socho ki jis saanp ko dekh kar ye ghatna huyi, vo saanp aap ke alawa aur kisi ko kyo nahi dikha…? Aur agar vo sahi me tha to achanak kaha chala gaya…?

Malti (sisakte huye, gusse me)—to kya tu ab sach much me apni hi maa ko apni biwi samajhne laga hai…? Kya tu yahi chahta hai ki teri apni maa teri biwi bane…?

Raj—mere kuch samajhne ya na samajhne ki baat nahi hai maa....main to bas itna chahta hu ki ya to aap iss ghatna ko ek bura sapna samajh kar bhool jao...ya phir jo kuch bhi hua usko maa durga ki hi marzi samajh kar shant ho jao..lekin pls rona band kar do....main aap ko aise rote nahi dekh sakta..

Malti (sisakte huye)—kaise bhool jau iss ghatna ko....? ye ghatna to mere dil par chhap chuki hai...aur to ye kya kah raha hai ki isko mata ki marzi maan kar tujhe apna pati samajhne lagu…? Tere baap ke sath vishwashghat karu..? tu ye soch bhi kaise sakta hai..ki main isko sahi maan lungi..? jo bhi hua vo nahi hona chahiye tha..jo galat hai..vo hamesha galat hi rahega..

Raj—main to sirf aap ko shant karana chahta hu bas....agar aap ko meri baate itni hi buri lag rahi hain to aage se kuch nahi kahunga main...

Main phir bina kuch bole gadi chalane laga…maa chupchap sisakte sisakte shant ho gayi thi lekin vo bhi kuch bol nahi rahi thi..shayad uske andar abhi bhi apradh ki bhavna bani huyi thi…maine ek restaurent par gadi rok kar dinner karne ko kaha lekin maa ne khane se mana kar diya….

Maa ke khana khane se mana karne se maine bhi nahi khaya aur aage chal pada….raat ka andhera phail chukatha ab tak.. hum ek ghane jungle se hote huye gujar rahe the….hum dono ke beech abhi bhi khamoshi chhayi huyi thi..

Achanak tabhi….

(1803 words)

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SAAND
UPDATE- 148​

Seema chachi ko samjha kar main apne room me aa gaya…thodi der me sonam aayi aur usne bhi yahi news sunayi ki vo bhi gabhin ho gayi hai..maine apna sir peet kar usko bhi samjha bujha kar ek bar sheetal didi se mila..unhone ek bar phir mujhe rokne ki koshish ki ..lekin maine unko mana kar diya…dophar ko main aur maa rajasthan ke liye nikal gaye.

Ab aage……

Main apni gadi me maa ke sath bua ke yaha shadi me shamil hone ke liye nikal gaya….maa aaj kafi saji sanwari thi..char bachche (meri jankari me) hone ke baavjud bhi maa ke jism ki skin me bilkul bhi sikudan nahi thi…vo kahi se bhi 24-25 saal ki ladki se kam nahi dikhti thi….upar se khubsurti to upar wale ne maa ko chhappar phad kar inayat ki thi.

Main gadi chalate huye bas yahi soch raha tha ki kis tarah se maa ko apne saanche me dhaalu…? Kyon ki baki ladkiyo ki tarah maa se iss sambandh me direct kuch kahna shayad manhaga pad sakta tha mujhe aur sach kahu to meri himmat bhi nahi ho rahi thi maa ko sidhe sidhe kahne ki...maa ko seduce kar ke hi patana maine theek samjha...maa ne jab mujhe kisi soch me doobe dekha to usse raha nahi gaya.

Malti—rajj...rajjj

Raj—(apne hi khyalo me gum)

Malti—beta, tera dhyan kidhar hai..

Raj—(no response)

Malti—rajjj beta....kaha khoye huye ho...dhyan se gadi chalao..kahi accident mat kar dena....

Raj (hosh me aate huye)—kk..kuch kaha maa... ?

Malti—tera dhyan kidhar hai..tabiyat to theek hai na teri….?

Raj—haan maa, main bilkul theek hu….vaise aaj aap bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho..

Malti (has kar)—kyo roj tujhe kharab lagti hu…?

Raj—nahi maa…achchi to aap roj hi lagti ho magar aaj kuch jyada hi lag rahi ho..

Malti—kyo aaj mere char ankh, char hath, sir me seeng ug aaye hain…? Sab kuch roj ke jaisa hi to hai…phir tujhe aaj aur baki dino me antar kyo lag raha hai…?

Raj—roj aap sajti nahi ho na…shayad isliye..aaj aap mujhe bahut khubsurat lag rahi ho..

Malti—chal pagal..kuch bhi bolta hai..

Raj—sachchi maa...sheetal didi ki kasam.

Meri baat sunte hi maa bilkul khamosh ho gayi…kyon ki ye baat sab ko malum thi ki main sheetal didi ki kabhi jhuthi kasam nahi khata tha.

Malti (kuch der baad)—beta, mujh buddhi ki jyada tarif mat kar…kuch tarif meri hone wali bahu ke liye bhi bacha kar rakh..

Raj—vahi to kar raha hu..

Malti—kyaaaa….?

Raj—vo mera matlab hai ki maa, koun kahta hai ki aap buddhi ho gayi ho…? Agar koi aapko mere sath ek bar bhi dekh lega to yahi kahega ki aap meri badi bahan ho ..vo bhi mujhse ek do saal hi badi…

Malti (has kar)—dhatt pagal…..sab teri tarah pagal thode hi hain..

Raj—main sach kahta hu maa…maine aapse jyada khubsurat koi ladki nahi dekhi aaj tak…sirf sheetal didi ko chhod kar.. lekin vo aapke samne unnis hi padengi.

Malti—tu na sach me pagal ho gaya hai….lagta hai ki jaldi hi teri shadi karni padegi ab..

Raj—aisa julm mat karna maa abhi…main aise hi theek hu..mujhe nahi karni koi shadi vadi…haan, agar aap ki tarah ki khubsurat koi ladki mil gayi to jarur sochunga..

Malti—ab ye kya baat huyi bhala…

Raj—maine faisla kar liya hai maa…agar aap ke jaisi khubsurat aur aapke jaisi hi same to same milegi to hi shadi karunga warna nahi…

Malti—to tu kya zindagi bhar shadi hi nahi karega…? Teri bahno ki bhi ek din shadi ho jayegi to phir tera khyal koun rakhega…khana bana kar koun khilayega….tere kapde koun dhoyega…?

Raj—aap ho na maa..

Malti—to kya budhape me bhi tu mujhse hi kaam karwayega…? Vaise bhi main kab tak zinda rahungi..phir tera kya hoga..?

Raj—main aapko marne dunga tab na.....aur dekho maa, iss tarah ki marne wali baat phir mat karna kabhi...

Malti—sahi to hai....hamesha thodi hi jinda rahungi main tujhe bana kar khilane ke liye..

Raj—aapke marne se pahle main khud apni jaan de dunga..

Malti (gussa ho kar)—aaj ke baad ye shabd dubara mat bolna....(udas ho kar) tu to meri jaan hai..tujhe kuch hoga to teri ye maa jeete ji hi mar jayegi....tere papa mujhe beech majhdhar me hi besahara kar ke na jane kaha chale gaye...kewal tujhe dekh kar hi to apne aap ko jinda rakha hai maine...warna kab ki mar gayi hoti..

Raj—haan to aap bhi aisi baate kyo karti ho jisse mujhe taklif hoti hai...

Malti—beta shadi to har kisi ko kabhi na kabhi to karni hi padti hai...nahi to vansh kaise aage chalega... ?

Raj—to phir aap hi kar lo na shadi ..

Malti—pagal, kuch bhi bina soche samjhe bol deta hai..

Aise hi aapas me nok jhok karte huye hum dono apne gaon se bahut door nikal aaye the….ek jagah dhabe par gadi rok kar maine maa ko bhi sath le kar utar gaya kuch coffee vagairah pine ke liye…..ye vahi dhaba tha jaha main ek bar pahle bhi aa chuka tha jab deshraj aur rahul thakur ne mujhe goli mari thi tab.

Mujhe dekhte hi dhabe ka manager aur vaha kaam karne wala vo ladka chounk gaye….dhabe me kafi bheed thi…kuch awara kism ke ladke bhi vahi baith kar khule aam sharab pi rahe the…maine uss ladke ko bulaya.

Raj—kya kya hai…?

Waiter—khana to bilkul bhi nahi hai sahab….aur ration bhi khatam ho gaya hai.

Raj (mushkura kar)—achcha to phir do plate samosa aur coffee le aao…vo to hai ki vo bhi khatam ho gaye…?

Waiter—sirf char samose hain aur thodi si coffee hai..aap kaho to le aau…?

Raj—theek hai jo hai vahi le aa jaldi se…

Waiter samosa de kar coffee lene chala gaya...mere mobile par arushi ka call aa gaya to main dhabe ke bahar aa kar usse baat karne laga....udhar jo ladke dhabe me baith kar sharab pi rahe the vo bar bar lalchayi nazro se maa ko ghurne lagne daru pite huye.

Ladka 1—wah, kya maal hai yaar...ye ek bar ragadne ko mil jaye to kasam se maza hi aa jayega...

Ladka 2—tu sahi kah raha hai yaar…aisa karara maal to aas paas ke kisi gaon me to kya poori city me bhi nahi milega..

Ladka 3—dekh Sali ki kya mast gaand hai….chehra to ekdam gora chikna hai malayi makkhan jaisa…

Ladka 4—lekin maal ke sath ek kabutar bhi hai….

Ladka 1—to kabutar ko kuch dana daal dete hain chugta rahega bechara….aur hum raat me maza lootenge iss khubsurat pari ki mast jawani ka…

Ladka 2—chalo Sali se baat kar ke aate hain…

Main udhar baat karne me laga tha ki tabhi mujhe maa ke jor se cheekhne ki awaz aayi to main turant arushi ka call cut kar ke bhitar bhaga…samne dekhte hi mera dimag kharab ho gaya…vo charo maa ke sath gande gande comments karte huye badatmizi kar rahe the….ye dekhte hi mera khoon khoul utha…maine aav dekha na taav daudte huye counter par rakha vajan taulne wala lohe ka 2 kg ka ek watt uthaya aur vahi se ghuma kar unki taraf poori taqat se phenk diya jo sidha ek ki kanpati me ja kar jor se laga….uske kaan se khoon ki dhara bah chali aur vo dard se tadapte huye chillane laga.

Achanak huye iss hamle se baki teeno chounk gaye…aur phir mujhe apni taraf gusse me aate dekh kar unhone jaldi se chaku aur pistol nikal li….jisse maa ghabra gayi.

Raj (gusse me)—chupchap yaha se khisak lo….Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.

Ladka 1(chillate huye)—sale apni iss mrig nayani biwi ko hamare paas chhod ke chupchap yaha se nikal le…warna iss pistol ki sari goliya teri gaand me bhar dunga…

Ye sunte hi mera dimag jhanjhana gaya….aur tezi se uski taraf dauda..mujhe apni taraf tezi se aate dekh uske do sathi chaku le kar meri taraf lapke…jaise hi vo mere paas pahuch kar mujh par chaku se hamla karte uske pahle hi maine bagal me rakhe lakdi ke takht ko ek hath se jaldi se utha kar unki taraf palta diya jisse dono niche gir kar uss takht ke niche dab gaye.

Apne teeno sathiyo ko dharashayi hote dekh usne fire kar diya lekin maine thoda tircha ho kar khud ko goli lagne se bacha liya au turant hi ek chair utha kar uske pistol wale hath me jor se maara jisse pistol chhitak kar door ja giri…vo uthane ke liye palat pata tab tak main uske paas pahuch gaya aur ek kas ke laat uski gaand me jama di..vo sidha muh ke bal jamin me gir gaya.

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkkk…..tadaaakkkkk….madarchodddd….kya kaha tune…main isko chhod kar chala jau…?…teri maa ko chodu….chatttaaakkkkk

Ladka 1 (dard me)—aaaaaaaaaaaa……bachaooooo…..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Malti (ghabra kar)—rajjj…nahiiii…ruk ja….chhod de…

Tab tak vo dono ladke bhi takht ko utha kar khade ho gaye the…apne sathi ko aise maar khate dekh kar unhone jaldi se apne chaku uthaye aur mujhe maarne ke liye daud pade..

Malti (chilla kar)—raaajjjjjjj

Maa ki awaz sunte hi main palat gaya…aur jaise hi dono mere paas pahuche maine niche jhuk kar ek kie aand me kas ke ghoonsa jad diya…vo apna lund pakad ke lotpot hone laga….dusra ye dekh kar kuch ghabraya aur maa ki taraf badha..ye dekh maine uske pair me vahi wali chair maar di jisse vo table ke upar ladkhada kar gir gaya.

Uske girte hi maine uski marammat start kar di….dhaba malik chilla kar mujhe rukne ko bol raha tha lekin mere upar to ab khoon sawar ho chuka tha.

Ladka 3 (cheekhte huye)—bachaooo…..aaaaaaaaa…..bahan ji hame maaf kar do…aaaaaaa…..jija ji se bacha lo….aaaaaa

Raj (gusse se)—chaattttaaakkkk….madarchodd….tum iss ladki ko le kar jaoge…? Iski jawani lootoge... ? tumhare baap ka maal hai..hai na... ? tumhari maa ko chodu..... aisi gaand marunga na ki phir kabhi iss saand ko dekhte hi jis bhosde se nikal kar iss duniya me aaye ho, dubara apni maa ke ussi phate bhosde me ghus jaoge.

Malti (rote huye)—rajjj…ruk jaooo….vo behosh ho chuke hain…ruk ja …chhod de unhe…nahi to mar jayenge vo..

Main bari bari se charo ko tab tak dhunta raha jab tak ki vo charo lahoo luhan ho kar behosh nahi ho gaye…maa bahut ghabra gayi thi aur rone bhi lagi thi..jabki vo dhaba malik darr ke maare ek kone me dubak gaya tha.

Main maa ko le kar bina coffee piye hi gadi me aa kar baith gaya…abhi bhi mere mann me gusse ka jwar bhata umad raha tha…dil kar raha tha ki salo ki yahi kabra bana du.

Malti (sisakte huye)—rajj…ye tujhe gusse me kaisa khoon sawar ho jata hai….? Unn charo ki kaisi halat kar di tune… agar vo mar jate to…?

Raj (gusse me)—mar jate to mar jate….madarchodo ne tumhe chhune ki himmat kaise ki…? (car ka gate khol kar nikalte huye) Inki maa ko chodu…abhi ja kar jaan se maar dunga.

Malti (hath pakad kar)—ruk ja beta….vo behosh ho chuke hain…tujhe meri kasam…tujhe sheetal ki kasam…

Sheetal didi ki kasam sunte hi mere badhte kadam ruk gaye….chupchap gadi me baith kar main drive karne laga…jabki maa sisakti rahi.

Malti—itna gussa theek nahi hota beta..

Raj—(no response)

Malti—maine galti ki, sheetal ko sath me lana chahiye tha mujhe…..tujhe sirf vahi sambhal sakti hai.

Raj—unn logo ne aapko hath kaise lagaya…? Aur aisa mat bolo maa...aapke sath koi aisi ghatiya harkat kare to main nahi dekh sakta..sorry

Malti—itna chahta hai apni maa ko... ?

Raj—hmmm...apni jaan se bhi jyada

Maa ne jhuk kar mere sir ko chum liya aur mere kandhe par sir rakh ke baate karti rahi...raste me durga mata ka ek mandir mila to maa ke kahne par maine gadi rok di....ye mandir ek sunsan jagah par tha...itne samay vaha koi aata jata nahi tha siwaye raahgiro ke.

Andar jate hi hame vaha par ek pujari dikh gaya...jo ki sandhya vandan ki arti kar raha tha jane se pahle...hamne pahuch kar mata durga ko pranam kiya sath me pujari ko bhi...jo ki lagbhag 70-75 saal se upar ka hi raha hoga.

Pujari—kya ram sita ki jodi hai....durga maa sada apna ashirwad tum dono par banaye rakhe...

Malti (shocked)—baba..asal me..

Pujari (beech me hi)—samajh gaya…dono ki nayi nayi shadi huyi hai..aur tum dono honeymoon par ja rahe ho…yahi na…

Malti (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Pujari (mushkura kar)—ye to badi khushi ki baat hai beti…aao tum dono maa bhawani ko ye vastra aur sindoor chadha kar unka ashirwad le lo…tum dono pati patni ki jodi to lakho me ek hai..

Malti (mann me)—hey ram..! beda gark ho iss pujari ka…jane kya anaap shanaap bole ja raha hai….mujhe mee hi bete ki biwi samajh raha hai…isko meri aur raj ki umra me antar dikhayi nahi deta kya…?

Raj—laiye baba..

Pujari—jao beti..tum bhi apne pati ke sath hi maa bhawani ka ashirwad le lo..

Main maa ke sath thali me puja ka samaan le kar mata durga ko sindoor aur vastra arpan karne ke uparant unki arti ki aur phir unhe pranam karne ke liye jhuke hi the ki achanak tabhi….

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kya anand bhai .. thoda ghussa kam kiya karo .. un 4ro ka peet - peet kar tumba bana diya .. un chichoro ki kismat kharab thi jo apne desi Saand ke saame hi Malti ko uthane ki baat kar baithe ...

sabse jyaada taras to muzhe us dhaabe wale par aa raha hai .. uske helper ne to sab saaman khatam hone ka bahana banaya tha .. taaki Saand unke dhabe par jyaada der na ruke .. magar karam phute un 4ro laundo ke .. jo saale Raj se panga le baithe .. ab ye sab gaandu log dhaabe mein pade - pade apni gaand hila rahe honge ... he he

Malti aayi to hai Rajj ka rishta karane ke bahane magar lagta hai bechari ka khud ka hi rupya apne bete ke naam chadhne wala hai ...

ye Saand bhi pura harami hai .. pehle to behno ki bajata tha .. phir chachi .. uske baad Maamiyo pe bhi chad gaya .. aur hadd to jab kar di .. jab kameene ne aapni daadi ko bhi nahi baksha .. aur ab ye habshi saand apni Maa ko hi hari karne ke chakkar mein hai .. bechari Malti to gayi ...

 

[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[firefox420]

SAAND
UPDATE- 149​

Pujari (mushkura kar)—ye to badi khushi ki baat hai beti…aao tum dono maa bhawani ko ye vastra aur sindoor chadha kar unka ashirwad le lo…tum dono pati patni ki jodi to lakho me ek hai..

Malti (mann me)—hey ram..! beda gark ho iss pujari ka…jane kya anaap shanaap bole ja raha hai….mujhe mee hi bete ki biwi samajh raha hai…isko meri aur raj ki umra me antar dikhayi nahi deta kya…?

Raj—laiye baba..

Pujari—jao beti..tum bhi apne pati ke sath hi maa bhawani ka ashirwad le lo..

Main maa ke sath thali me puja ka samaan le kar mata durga ko sindoor aur vastra arpan karne ke uparant unki arti ki aur phir unhe pranam karne ke liye jhuke hi the ki achanak tabhi….

Ab aage……

Achanak tabhi na jane kaha se murti ke piche se ek kala naag nikal aaya...jis par nazar padte hi maa jor se cheekh kar mera hath pakad ke piche ki taraf tezi se palti…lekin iss chakkar me maa ka pair niche rakhi pooja ki thali me pad gaya..pair padte hi thali dusri disha me khisak gayi…jisse maa ka balance bigad gaya aur vo tezi se mera plaster wala hath pakde niche girne lagi.

Achanak huyi iss ghatna se mujhe kuch samajh hi nahi aaya…maa ko girne se bachane ke chakkar maine apna dusra hath, jisme ki pooja ka sindoor laga hua tha jaldi se maa ke sir ko pakadne ke liye aage kiya jisse ki maa ke sir me chot na lage magar iss chakkar me galti se mera hath maa ke sir me maang wali jagah par ja laga…aur galti se hi sahi maa ki poori maang mere hatho sindoor se rang gayi.

Maine maa ke sir ke baalo ko jor se pakad kar apni taraf khich liya aur maa iss bar sidhe mere upar aa kar giri…maine kas ke maa ko apni baho me jakad liya jisse ki use koi chot na lage…maa ko baho me lete hi main kahi kho sa gaya.

Malti (ghabrahat, chehre ko chumte huye)—rajj, tumhe kahi chot to nahi lagi…?

Pujari—beti kya hua…? (maa ko mujhe chumte dekh kar)..Beti ye mandir hai…yaha honey moon manana sahi nahi hai..

Pujari ki baat sunte hi maa ho hosh aaya ki iss samay vo mere upar hai…hadbada kar usne jaldi se uthna chaha lekin fisal kar phir se mere upar hi gir padi…maine maa ko uthne me madad ki.

Pujari—kya hua beti..tum achanak chillayi kyo…?

Malti (ghabrahat)—vo…vo..saanp hai yaha…

Raj/Pujari (chounk kar)—saanppp….?

Malti (ghabrayi huyi)—haan. vo saanp….yaha murti ke paas saanp hai….use hi dekh kar main darr gayi thi..

Pujari (charo taraf dekh kar)—lekin yaha to kuch bhi nahi hai…

Malti (charo taraf dekhte huye)—abhi..abhi to yahi tha…..maine khud dekha tha usko…

Raj—magar yaha to koi saanp nahi hai…

Pujari (mushkurate huye)—beti…maa bhawani ne tumhe raj ki patni hone ka ashirwad de diya hai…raj ke hatho unko arpan kiye huye sindoor ko tumhari maang me bharwa kar….ye saanp bhi jarur tumhe ashirwad dene ke liye maa bhawani ki maya ka hi ek chamatkar raha hoga..

Malti (shocked)—kyaaaa…?

Pujari ki baate sunte hi mujhe aur maa ko jabardast jhatka laga…maa ke to chehre ka rang hi ud gaya….usne jaldi se apna hath apni maang par rakha to use apni maang poori bhari huyi mahsoos ho gayi….main khud iss apratyashit ghatna se hairan tha.

Pujari—beti, ye mata ka ashirwad hai…iss sindoor ko apni maang me aise hi sajaye rakhna…aisa karne se tumhare pati raj ki umra lambi hogi aur har visham paristhiti me bhi ye raj ke jeevan ki raksha karega…..ye tumhare pati raj ko jeevan me aage aane wale sankat se bachayega….ye use iss sankat se ladne me uska manobal badhayega …

Maa ko jab apni maang me apne hi bete ke hatho bhar jane ka ehsaas hua to vah bina kuch bole hi mandar se bhagte huye ja kar gadi ka gate khol kar andar ghus gayi…usne side mirror me apni maang ko dekha aur phir phoot phoot kar rone lagi.

Malti (rote huye)—hey bhagwan..! ye kya ghor anarth ho gaya aaj…? Itna bada paap kaise ho gaya….? Vo pujari mujhe mere hi bete ki biwi samajh kar na jane kya kya bak raha tha…nahi..nahii, mujhe ye sindoor apni maang se mitana hoga. Ek maa apne hi sage bete ki biwi kaise ban sakti hai..?

Ye soch kar maa ne jaldi purse se rumaal nikal kar side mirror me dekhte huye maang me bhare uss sindoor ko mitane ke liye hath sir me rakha hi tha ki tabhi uske dimag me pujari ki kahi huyi baat “beti, ye mata ka ashirwad hai…iss sindoor ko apni maang me aise hi sajaye rakhna…aisa karne se tumhare pati raj ki umra lambi hogi aur har visham paristhiti me bhi ye raj ke jeevan ki raksha karega….ye tumhare pati raj ko jeevan me aage aane wale har sankat se bachayega ….ye use iss sankat se ladne me uska manobal badhayega” Goonjne lagi.

Pujari ki kahi baat yaad aate hi maa ka hath turant ruk gaya….uski himmat nahi huyi ki vo apni maang se sindoor ko mita sake…hath hata kar bas phir se rone lagi.

Maine pujari ko mandir ki vyavastha ke liye kuch paise daan kiye aur mata bhawani ki murti aur unko pranam karne ke baad prasad le kar gadi me lout aaya…maine dekha ki maa abhi bhi ro rahi thi.

Raj—maa, i’m sorry….maine jaan bujh kar kuch nahi kiya….jo bhi hua vo anjane me hua.

Malti (rote huye)—jo bhi hua theek nahi hua beta.

Raj—isme itna tension lene wali koun si baat hai maa….jo aap itna ro rahi ho…? agar aap ko jyada taklif ho rahi hai to lao main mita deta hu ye sindoor aap ki maang se..

Maa ko aise rote dekh kar mujhe achcha nahi lag raha tha….maine jaise hi apna hath sindoor pochne ke liye aage badhaya to yakayak maa ne mera hath pakad liya.

Malti (rote huye)—nahii…ek maha paap to pahle hi ho chuka hai…ab maang se sindoor pochne ka dusra paap mat kar beta..mat kar..

Raj--Koun sa ye sab kisi ne dekha hai, aur vo pujari to hame janta bhi nahi hai…phir tension kis baat ki hai.. ?

Malti (rote huye)—kisi ke dekhne ya na dekhne se kya hota hai…mata durga ne to dekha hai…meri antar aatma to janti hai ki kya hua hai…main dusro se to chhupa lungi lekin apni aatma se kaise bachungi…vo mujhe har pal jhak jhorti rahegi. Vaise bhi maang se sindoor pochna apsagun hota hai beta.

Raj—tab to aap meri maa ke sath sath ab meri biwi ban gayi ho aaj se..hihihi…dekho maine maa durga se vinti ki vo mujhe bilkul aapke jaisi biwi de to unhone aapko hi meri biwi bana diya…hihihihi

Malti (daant kar)—chuppp….yaha meri jaan nikal rahi hai iss anarth se aur tujhe mazak sujh raha hai…? Ab chal yaha se.

Main maa ki daant sun kar chup ho gaya aur gadi ko aage badha diya…maa bhi bhi dhire dhire sisak rahi thi…lekin iss ghatna ne mere mann me ek asha ki kiran, nayi ummid paida kar di thi..maa ke dil me apni jagah banane ki… maine mann hi mann soch liya ki ab mujhe aage kya karna hai maa ke dil me apne liye ek pati patni wala pyar jagane ke liye..

Raj—maa, akhir kab tak uss baat ke liye roti rahogi…? Jo bhi hua shayad usme khud maa durga ki marzi shamil thi..nahi to aap hi socho ki jis saanp ko dekh kar ye ghatna huyi, vo saanp aap ke alawa aur kisi ko kyo nahi dikha…? Aur agar vo sahi me tha to achanak kaha chala gaya…?

Malti (sisakte huye, gusse me)—to kya tu ab sach much me apni hi maa ko apni biwi samajhne laga hai…? Kya tu yahi chahta hai ki teri apni maa teri biwi bane…?

Raj—mere kuch samajhne ya na samajhne ki baat nahi hai maa....main to bas itna chahta hu ki ya to aap iss ghatna ko ek bura sapna samajh kar bhool jao...ya phir jo kuch bhi hua usko maa durga ki hi marzi samajh kar shant ho jao..lekin pls rona band kar do....main aap ko aise rote nahi dekh sakta..

Malti (sisakte huye)—kaise bhool jau iss ghatna ko....? ye ghatna to mere dil par chhap chuki hai...aur to ye kya kah raha hai ki isko mata ki marzi maan kar tujhe apna pati samajhne lagu…? Tere baap ke sath vishwashghat karu..? tu ye soch bhi kaise sakta hai..ki main isko sahi maan lungi..? jo bhi hua vo nahi hona chahiye tha..jo galat hai..vo hamesha galat hi rahega..

Raj—main to sirf aap ko shant karana chahta hu bas....agar aap ko meri baate itni hi buri lag rahi hain to aage se kuch nahi kahunga main...

Main phir bina kuch bole gadi chalane laga…maa chupchap sisakte sisakte shant ho gayi thi lekin vo bhi kuch bol nahi rahi thi..shayad uske andar abhi bhi apradh ki bhavna bani huyi thi…maine ek restaurent par gadi rok kar dinner karne ko kaha lekin maa ne khane se mana kar diya….

Maa ke khana khane se mana karne se maine bhi nahi khaya aur aage chal pada….raat ka andhera phail chukatha ab tak.. hum ek ghane jungle se hote huye gujar rahe the….hum dono ke beech abhi bhi khamoshi chhayi huyi thi..

Achanak tabhi….

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ye choda pandit bhi bolta hua band nahi hua .. end tak chapad - chapad karta hi raha .. par iski badolat Rajj ka kaam aasaan ho gaya .. bas ab jaldi se Malti ka gussa shant ho jaye ...

waise anand bhai .. iss sasure pandit ko ek center fresh khila dete .. to iski jubaan par lagaam lag jaati ...