Incest SAAND

[firefox420]

Pujari—chalo..chalo..bahar niklo…daru pi kar yaha aana mana hai….yaha bade bade log aate hain…chalo bahar chalo..

Amtul (ladkhadate huye)—pujari, yaha kitne bade admi aate hain…? Pahle bata ki yaha sabse bada koun…?

Pujari—yaha mandir me khade hain to mandir sabse bada…

Amtul (nashe me)—mandir kaahe ka bada....? agar mandir bada to phir dharti par kaahe pada.... ?

Pujari—to phir dharti badi…

Siraj (jhumte huye)—dharti kaahe ki badi…..? agar dharti badi, to phir shesh naag ke upar kaahe padi….?

Pujari—phir shesh naag bade…

Iron (nashe me)—shesh naag kaahe ke bade..? agar shesh naag bade, to phir shankar ji ke gale me kaahe ko pade…?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir shankar ji bade…

Jeetu—shankar ji kaahe ke bade….? Agar shankar ji bade, to phir parvat par kaahe pade….?

Pujari (tension)—phir parvat bada…

Raghuhalkal—parvat kaahe ka bada.... ? agar parvat bada to hanuman ji ke hath me kaahe ko pada…..?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir hanuman ji sabse bade…

Deshraj—hanuman ji kaahe ko bade….? Agar hanuman ji bade to phir ram chandra ji ke pairo me kaahe ko pade….?

Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..

Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?

Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….

Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…

arre lekhak ji kya jabardat vaartalaap dikhaya hai .. padh kar mazaa aa gaya ..

aur ye itni urgent meeting kyon bulwayi hai home minister ne .. kahi BlackStar ne kuch bada kaand to nahi kar diya .. aur ye Sadhana (sheetal) bhi chaalu ho gayi hai .. pehle kya Sheetal (sadhana) kam thi Raj ka khoon pene ke liye jo ab ye bhi Sheetal wala formula apnayegi Raj ke upar ...

kuch bhi ho Malti to ab full set ho gayi hai apne Raj se .. magar ye Sheetal hamesha panga khada kar deti hai .. aur ye bechari Meenakshi ka kya hoga .. ab to Raj delhi chala jaayega (ya fir ye sab Raj ka plan hai Meenakshi didi ko Ankit se milwane ka) .. dekhte hai agle update mein Meenakshi ki suhagraat .. ...

 

[Shankypb]

SAAND
UPDATE- 180​

Sheetal didi jabardasti samaan chheen kar le gayi andar..aur main baki kamo me lag gaya.... shaam tak fursat hi nahi mili.. shaam ko jab baraat aane ka time hua to sab taiyar hone lagi..ye dekh kar main bhi room me ja kar ready hone laga… jab ready ho kar bahar aane laga to bathroom jate huye pink lanhga choli pahni sadhna mujhe dikhi..mera dil khushi se nach utha….wakayi me sadhna iss dress me bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi…kamar aise matka kar chal rahi thi ki uski chaal ko dekh kar nagin bhi sharma jaye..

Main khud ko iss sunahri mouke ka fayda uthane se nahi rok paya ..aur sadhna bathroom me ghusne hi wali thi ki tabhi main daud kar usko piche se apni baho me bhar liya aur chumne laga.

Raj—ohh..sadhna..meri jaan...kitni khubsurat lag rahi ho tum....badi mushkil se akele me tumhe pyar karne ka mouka mila hai....chal aa ja bathroom me jaldi se isse pahle ki meri vo hitlar didi kawab me haddi ban kar aa jaye..chal aa ja..uummm

Ab aage.......

Sadhna ko god me utha kar main jaldi se bathroom me ghus gaya aur darwaja andar se lock kar ke jaise hi palta to meri hairangi ka koi thikana hi nahi raha.

"Chatttaaakkkk...itna pitne ke baad bhi tu nahi sudhra...teri niyat itni kharab ho gayi ki tu apni hi bahan ke sath aisi ghatiya harkat karne bathroom me ghus aaya...... ?" jise main sadhna samajha tha vo sheetal didi nikli.

Raj (shocked)—didi...aap... ?

Sheetal (gussa)—hmmm..main...main hitlar hu na... ?

Raj (hairan)—lekin ye kapde to main sadhna ke liye laya tha…?

Sheetal—mujhe pasand aa gaye to maine le liye ye….

Raj (hairan)—to iska matlab ki aapne apni wali blue dress sadhna ko de diya…?

Sheetal—nahi..vo bhi maine le liye…sadhna ko maine apne pahle wale kapde de diye jo maine kharide the..apne liye..

Raj (shocked)—to phir main jo kapde aaj laya tha 14 salwar suit aur 14 lanhga choli..unme se koun sa sadhna ko diya aapne…?

Sheetal—aaj jo tune kharida unme se kuch bhi nahi diya…mujhe sab pasand the to maine le liye…

Raj—ye galat hai didi…ye sarasar dhokha hai..mere sath..

Sheetal (chillate huye)—chal nikal yaha se..nahi to maar maar ke teri shakal bigad dungi…

Bas phir kya tha..maine jaldi se darwaja khola aur sidhe ghar se bahar pahuch kar hi dum liya…mera to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha..mujhe didi ke upar bahut gussa aa raha tha lekin kuch kar nahi sakta tha.

Sheetal (mann me)—tu kya samjha tha ki main kuch nahi samjhungi…main achchi tarah janti hu ki tu ek hi colour ki itne kapde kyo laya hai, isiliye na jisse ki tu ye kapde pahanne par uss naqli sadhna ko pahchan sake..lekin raj, main aisa nahi hone dungi….tu chahe jitni bhi koshish kar le, main tujhe sheetal ke sath kuch nahi karne dungi.

Main vaha se sidhe vivah sthal par aa gaya…jaha fufa ji ne teen char kaam pakda diye…aur maine vo kaam firefox ko bata kar phir se sadhna ko khojne laga…vo mujhe maa ke paas white suit pahne baithe huye dikh gayi to main bhi vahi pahuch gaya.

Raj—maa tum bahut beautiful lag rahi ho aaj..

Malti (mushkura)—main ya sadhna….?

Raj—dono..

Malti—kyo sidhe sidhe bhi to bol sakta hai sadhna ko..?

Raj—maa, chalo na chhat me..ek cheez dikhata hu tumhe..

Malti—mujhe bahut kaam hain abhi..aur vaise bhi mere pairo me aaj dard ho raha hai….jo bhi dikhana ho, sadhna beti ko dikha de….ja beti..

Raj (mann me)—agar tumhari yahi ichcha hai to theek hai…aao sadhna..

Sadhna (hich kichate huye)—lekin dikhana kya hai….?

Raj—yaha se kaise batau…? Chalo to pahle...tabhi na pata chalega...

Sadhna—kaha jana hai…?

Raj—mere sath aao..chhat me chalte hain..

Main sadhna ko le kar chhat me chala gaya…iss samay vaha par koi nahi tha….phir bhi logo ki nazro se bachne ke liye main usko pani ki tanki ke piche side le gaya.

Sadhna (tension)—yaha kyo laye ho mujhe….?

Raj (baho me le kar)—pyasa kuwe ke paas kyo jata hai…? Apni pyas bujhane ke liye na…

Sadhna (ghabra kar)—(chhudane ki koshish karte huye)..nahii…raj…ye sab bilkul nahi…jinhone mujhe beti ki tarah pala hai……jab tak vo is rishte ko manzur nahi karte tab tak tum mujhe hath bhi nahi lagaoge….agar tum sach me mujhe pyar karte ho to meri baat ka maan rakhoge…chhodo mujhe..

Raj (chidh kar)—ye kya bachpana hai sadhna..? pahle tum mujhse kitna pyar karti thi…kabhi mujhe rokti nahi thi…ab tum ko kya ho gaya hai…? Aise kyo kar rahi ho…? Badi mushkil se to ye mouka mila hai tumhe pyar karne ka…kitna tadpa hu main tumhare liye..aur tum ho ki natak kiye ja rahi ho…

Sadhna—iska matlab ki tumhe mera sirf jism chahiye..yahi na….mera jism pane ke liye tum tadap rahe the…iska to sirf ek hi arth hua ki tum mujhse sachcha pyar karte hi nahi…bas apni hawas mitani hai tumhe…

Raj (dard)—mere pyar ko gaali to mat do sadhna….main to aaj bhi vahi raj hu, jo tumhe deewano ki tarah pagalpan ki had tak pyar karta tha….par shayad tum badal gayi ho, sadhna….

Sadhna (udas)—main bhi jaisi thi, vaisi hi hu….agar tum mujhse sach me pyar karte ho to meri ek choti si baat bhi nahi maan sakte kya….? Ek to meri yaad dast jane se mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai….dusra, mujhe jis admi ne baap ka pyar diya, mujhe nayi jindagi di, aaj vo jail me hai..teesra, mujhe mere asli maa baap ka pata chala to malum hua ki vo mar chuke hain… ye jaan kar mere dil par kya beet rahi hogi iss samay…mere dil me kitna dukh hai…aur tumhe aise me mere sharir se pyar karne ki padi hai, mera dukh baantne ki jagah…

Raj (dard)—sari duniya to mujhe galat samajhti hi thi lekin tumne bhi aaj mujhe galat samajh liya sadhna….aaj mere pyar ko hawash ka naam de diya tumne….khair I’m sorry….jaisa tum chahogi vaisa hi hoga…ok, ab to gussa thoonk do…

Idhar sheetal bathroom se vapis maa ke paas aa gayi lekin vaha sadhna ko na dekh kar chintit ho gayi..vo charo taraf sadhna ko dekhne lagi.

Sheetal—maa, vo sadhna kaha gayi…?

Malti—raj usko chhat par le kar gaya hai….aa ja baith yaha tu…

Sheetal (shocked)—kkk...kyaaaaa....chhat me ... ?

Malti—kuch kaam hoga usko….akhir vo uski hone wali biwi hai…are, ab tu kaha chali…?

Lekin sheetal ne to ab kuch suna hi nahi…vo to sidhe chhat ki taraf daud laga di…jaise ki agar vo jaldi vaha nahi pahuchi to koi uski kisi kimti cheez ko loot lega…

Sheetal (tension, mann me)—mera bathroom jana bhi gunah ho gaya….meri hi galti hai..mujhe bathroom jana hi nahi chahiye tha…..vo idiot pata nahi uske sath kya kar raha hoga….?

Sheetal jaldi jaldi chhat ki sidhiya chadhne lagi…kisi ke chhat me aane ki aahat sunayi dete hi sadhna mere paas se uth kar niche jane lagi magar uski mulaqat sidhiyo me hi sheetal se ho gayi…sadhna ki ghabrahat dekh kar sheetal ka mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhna ek nazar uski taraf dekh kar sidhiya utarte huye bahar chali gayi jabki sheetal gusse me upar aa kar idhar udhar mujhe dekhne lagi…tabhi main bhi pani ki tanki ke piche se nikal aaya..

Sheetal (mann me)—aaaannn…ye pani ki tanki ke piche kya kar raha tha…? Kahi isne sheetal ke sath aisi vaisi harkat to nahi kar di jaisi uss din raat me mere sath kar raha tha…? Tabhi shayad vo itni ghabrayi huyi thi..

Raj—didi..aap..yaha…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chatttaaakkk…..kya kar raha tha akele me uske sath…?

Raj (mood kharab)—(gaal sahlate huye)…didi, ye kya hai..jab dekho tab …maarti rahti ho…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—abhi aur marungi…jaldi bata..kya kiya tune uske sath…?

Raj—aap se to baat karna hi bekar hai…

Main phir bina kuch kahe hi biche chala gaya..piche piche sheetal didi bhi pahuch gayi maa ke paas jaha sadhna bhi baithi huyi thi…didi bar bar sadhna ke chehre ko gaur se dekh rahi thi.

Sheetal (mann me)—ab kaise pata karu ki raj ne kya kkya kiya hai abhi iske sath…? Isse puchungi bhi to ye mujhe koun sa bata degi ki raj ne mere doodh dabaye hain…? Pata nahi iski yaad dast kab ayegi…? Tab tak to ye meri sout ban ke mere hi sir me baith jayegi…Aise main kab tak darr darr ke jeeti rahungi…? Har samay yahi darr laga rahta hai ki kahi raj mera haq isko na de de…? Ab kaise isko raj se door karu…?

Sadhana (mann me)—mujhe raj ko aise nahi bolna chahiye tha…use kitna dukh hua hoga, meri baat se… uski vajah se hi to aaj mujhe apne asli mummy papa ke baare me pata chala hai….usne mujhe bachane ki khatir uss din mall me apni jaan ki bhi parwah nahi ki..aur maine uska shukriya karne ki jagah use ulta sidha suna diya…lekin main karti bhi kya…agar rokti nahi to na jane kya kya karne lag jata mere sath…ek idea hai..raj sheetal se darta hai aur sheetal meri hum shakal hai kyon na akele me main raj se sheetal jaisa behave karu to vo mujhe sheetal samajh kar mujhse door hi rahega…

Gaon wagairah me baraat shaam ko hi aa jati hai…to baraat ke aate hi hum sab unke swagat satkar me lag gaye…gaon me city ki tarah Dj ka shor sharaba nahi hota hai….baratiyo ko nasta karane ke baad dwar chaar (dwar puja) ke pujan ki taiyari hone lagi…

Mera mood thoda ukhada hua jarur tha lekin baad me mujhe bhi ye ehsaas hua ki sadhna ka kahna bhi theek hi hai…abhi vo apna mummy papa ki mout ki khabar se sadme me hai..isliye vo dukhi hai…yahi soch kar maine apne dil ko bahla liya aur kaam ke lag gaya.

Darwaje par baraat ke aate hi sab baratiyo ko dekhne me lag gaye….vahi samay par dulha bhi aa gaya..jise dekhte hi main samajh gaya ki minakshi didi kyo isse chidti hain…dulhe ki umra 35 se kam nahi lag rahi thi..rang bhi poora kala tha.

Tabhi mujhe kuch samaan lene ke liye bhitar jana pada…jab main usko le kar lout raha tha to kisi ke sisakne ki awaz sunayi padi…mere kaan khade ho gaye, ghar me kisi ke rone ki awaz sunte hi…to main bhi dekhne ke liye udhar gaya.. awaz minakshi didi ke room se aa rahi thi.

Maine darwaje ko halka dhakka diya to vaj khul gaya…room me minakshi didi akeli thi, dulhan ke libas me…main bhi samajh gaya…vo bhi mujhe dekh kar bistar se uth ke aa kar mere seene se lipat gayi aur sisakne lagi.

Raj—kya baat hai didi, aap ro kyo rahi ho….?

Minakshi (sisakte huye)—meri kismat me to ab rona hi likha hai to kya karu…? Maine to apni taqdir se samjhauta bhi karne ki soch li thi lekin tumne mere dil me jhuthi ummid jaga kar usko bhi tod diya.

Raj—maine koun si jhuthi ummid di aap ko…?

Minakshi (sisakte huye)—tumne hi to kaha tha ki main sab theek kar dunga....lekin kiya kuch bhi nahi ...aaj to main kisi aur ki ho jaungi....mera sapna adhura hi rah gaya.

Raj—vo to main ab bhi kah raha hu ki main sab theek kar dunga...

Minakshi—kab theek karoge jab meri shadi ho jayegi aur phir uske baad main ankit ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahungi tab…?

Raj—main sab theek kar dunga lekin usme aap ki bhi madad chahiye hogi mujhe…

Minakshi (ankho me dekhte huye)—kaisi madad….? Main kya madad kar sakti hu…main to khud hi majboor hu…

Raj—aap ko hi karni hogi meri madad…ab main jo kahne ja raha hu use dhyan se suno…(kaan me)..**********************

Minakshi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa…..? nahi, ye mujhse nahi hoga…

Raj—soch lo, yahi ek tarika hai, jisse saanp bhi mar jayega aur lathi bhi nahi tootegi....faisla aap ko karna hai...main chalta hu...

Minakshi (kuch soch kar)—theek hai...main taiyar hu...jaisa tum kahoge vaisa hi karungi..

Raj—tab to samajh lo ki 100% aap ki problem bhi solve ho jayegi...ok..

Main minakshi didi ko poori planning samjha kar vapis bahar aa gaya to dekha ki firefox minakshi didi ki ek saheli ko chhedne me laga hua tha aur vo usko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi…

Firefox—hi..hi..meri chuddo rani…kab chudegi…bata de…?

Ladki (gusse me)—(vaha se jate huye)...kamina kahi ka…

Firefox—are..batati to ja meri chuddo...

Ladki (gusse me)—kutta…

Raj—kya baat hai yaar…? Koun hai ye ladki…? Jo tujhe itni der se gaaliya de rahi thi aur tu has raha tha phir bhi…?

Firefox—kuch nahi bhai...ye to apna roj ka kaam hai...

Raj—usko chuddo chuddo kyo bol rahe the…? Aur ye chuddo..! naam kuch samajh me nahi aaya…? Khoob chudwati hai kya….?

Firefox—are nahi bhai…uska naam chanda hai….mere dil ki rani hai vo…isliye main pyar se use chuddo rani kahta hu… aur bhai chudwana to door ki baat hai vo kisi ko ghaas bhi nahi dalti…pichle 5 saal se koshish kar raha hu, lekin hath hi nahi aa rahi Sali…bahut bhaav khati hai apni jawani par…

Poori raat shadi ka program chalta raha….shadi me maine DGP aur commissioner ko bhi invite kiya tha, to vah bhi aaye the..jisse fufa ji ki image ban gayi thi sab ke beech…vo sabhi khana khane ke baad gift de kar vapis lout gaye…dulhan ke libas me minakshi didi qayamat lag rahi thi…halanki unka chehra dhanka hua tha ghunghat se…

Iss beech sheetal didi ne kayi bar mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine koi response nahi diya unhe…subah shadi ka program khatam hone hi wala tha ki tabhi mere mobile me kisi ka call aane laga to main thoda door ja ke baat karne me lag gaya…..

Baat khatam kar ke main palta hi tha ki achanak mere sir me tez dard hone laga…ankho ke samne sab kuch ghumta hua aur dhundhla dhundhla sa dikhayi dene laga..aisa lagne laga ki main abhi yahi gir jaunga.

Main apna sir dono hatho se pakad kar vahi chupchap ankhe band kar ke baith gaya…jaha sabhi shadi ke karya kram ko dekhne me khoye huye the vahi meri har gati vidhi par sheetal didi bahut der se apni ankhe gadaye huye thi..ye mujhe pata nahi tha…mujhe aise niche baithe dekh kar vo turant daudte huye mere paas aa gayi.

Sheetal—rajj..kya hua..aise niche kyo baithe ho…? Sab theek to hai na…?

Raj (sir pakde)—hmmm…sab theek hai..bas thoda sir me dard hai…

Sheetal (pakad kar)—chal andar main pain killer deti hu aur aur sir me balm bhi laga dungi….thak gaya hoga din bhar ghumte ghumte..chal uth..

Raj—theek ho jayega abhi…aap pareshan mat ho…

Sheetal—aise kaise theek ho jayega…chal uth..

Sheetal didi bar bar kahti rahi andar chalne ko lekin mere andar uthne ki jaise bilkul himmat hi nahi thi…Karib dus minute baad sab apne aap normal ho gaya to didi jabardasti mujhe pakad ke andar le aayi..aur pain killer khila ke sir me balm lagane lagi.

Sheetal—kis ka phone tha jo itni der tak baat kar raha tha…?

Raj—home minister ka….unhone mujhe urgent delhi bulaya hai ek meeting ke liye….mujhe abhi nikalna hoga..aap maa ko bata dena…

Sheetal—jana jyada jaruri hai kya…? Shadi to ho jane de kam se kam…

Raj—didi, meeting subah 11 baje ki hai…abhi nikalunga tabhi time par pahuch paunga…jaruri hoga tabhi to bulaya hai..

Sheetal—main bhi sath me chalungi..

Raj—didi, main vaha kisi picnic par ya ghumne nahi ja raha hu…vaise bhi ye sab kaam confidential hota hai..

Sheetal didi ko samjha bujha kar main ready hone ke baad maa ko bata kar gadi se nikal gaya…vahi dusri taraf amilpur me amtul daily ghanto uske ghar ke bahar chakkar lagata rahta iss ummid me ki vo phuljhadi ek bar to bahar nikal kar apni manmohini surat dikha jaye kintu uski ye abhilasa matra ek abhilasa hi ban kar rah gayi thi…do din se yahi chal raha tha.

Shaam ko lout kar sab ek sath kisi na kisi bar me pine baith jate…aaj bhi pite huye sab uski hi charcha me lage huye the lekin koi tarika samajh me nahi aa raha tha.

Siraj—kya hua..kaam bana ki nahi…?

Amtul—ghanta bana….din bhar uske ghar ke samne idhar udhar ghumte huye lund jhulate ghumta rahta hu..lekin vo bahar hi nahi nikalti…

Siraj—aise kab tak chalega…? Kahi uss madarchod vidhayak ko pata chala ki tu uski ladki ko patane ke chakkar me hai to gaand me bamboo daal dega…

Amtul—vidhayak ki maa ka bhosda…ghar me ghus kar madarchod ki biwi ko chod dalunag..

Iron—ye idea theek rahega…

Jeetu—koun sa idea…?

Iron—ghar me ghusne ka…

Raghuhalkal—aur uski biwi ko chodne ka…hihihihihi

Iron—nahi be…ghar me ghus kar anamika se milne ka…ya phir uske ghar ki kisi ladki ya aurat ko set karne ka..

Raghuhalkal—hmmm..amtul, tu yahi kar…pahle anamika ki maa ko set kar ke pel de..vo anamika ko set karwa degi..jaise raj karta hai…raj ne thakurain ko uske ghar me ghus kar set kiya badle me thakurain ne poora ghar usse pelwa diya..

Amtul—abe, mujhe anamika se shadi karni hai..samjha..

Siraj—idea bura nahi hai…dekh tu uski maa ko matlab ki vidhayak ki biwi matlab ki apni saas ko pata ke pel de pahle.. vo anamika ko patane me teri madad karegi..

Amtul—lekin ghar me ghusunga kaise…?

Deshraj—tu to din bhar uske ghar ke aas paas ghumta hai…koi aisa admi dikha kya jo daily uske ghar aata jata ho aur ghar ka member bhi na ho vo…?

Amtul (kuch soch kar)—aate jate to bahut log hain..lekin daily nahi….( ek pag pine ke baad)…ek admi hai..jo daily subah shaam aata jata hai…

Iron—koun…?

Amtul—uske bunglow ke bahar hi vidhayak ka banwaya hua ek mandir hai…uss mandir ka pujari daily subah shaam arti aur parsad dene jata hai bunglow me..

Deshraj—phir ban gaya kaam…

Jeetu—vo kaise….?

Deshraj—vo aise ki..*************

Amtul—are yaar lekin isme risk hai…

Deshraj—ishq aur jung me sab jayaz hai..itna risk to lena hi padega agar anamika naam ki vo hari mirchi khani hai to..

Amtul—theek hai..main taiyar hu…

Siraj—to phir chalo abhi chalte hain…vo pujari abhi mandir me hi mil jayega…arti kar raha hoga abhi…

Amtul—ok

Sabhi apne apne pag khatam kar ke chal diye.vidhayak ke ghar ki taraf….mandir ghar ke samne hi tha, vidhayak ki jamin par hi….jab sabhi vaha pahuche to arti khatam hone ko thi…arti khatam kar ke mandir ka pujari arti le kar jaise hi palta to kuch logo ko daru ke nashe me ladkhadate huye mandir me ghuste dekh kar vo bhadak gaya….ye nashe me jhumte admi aur koi nahi balki chodu gang hi thi.

Pujari—chalo..chalo..bahar niklo…daru pi kar yaha aana mana hai….yaha bade bade log aate hain…chalo bahar chalo..

Amtul (ladkhadate huye)—pujari, yaha kitne bade admi aate hain…? Pahle bata ki yaha sabse bada koun…?

Pujari—yaha mandir me khade hain to mandir sabse bada…

Amtul (nashe me)—mandir kaahe ka bada....? agar mandir bada to phir dharti par kaahe pada.... ?

Pujari—to phir dharti badi…

Siraj (jhumte huye)—dharti kaahe ki badi…..? agar dharti badi, to phir shesh naag ke upar kaahe padi….?

Pujari—phir shesh naag bade…

Iron (nashe me)—shesh naag kaahe ke bade..? agar shesh naag bade, to phir shankar ji ke gale me kaahe ko pade…?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir shankar ji bade…

Jeetu—shankar ji kaahe ke bade….? Agar shankar ji bade, to phir parvat par kaahe pade….?

Pujari (tension)—phir parvat bada…

Raghuhalkal—parvat kaahe ka bada.... ? agar parvat bada to hanuman ji ke hath me kaahe ko pada…..?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir hanuman ji sabse bade…

Deshraj—hanuman ji kaahe ko bade….? Agar hanuman ji bade to phir ram chandra ji ke pairo me kaahe ko pade….?

Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..

Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?

Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….

Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…

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[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii bhot awala maza aya giea bhaiii ab new upbate ka intazar ha

 

[Sanju]

Mast update bhai ab minakshi ke suhagrat kiske sath hota hai dekhte hai aur Black star kuch ghusa to nahi diya raj ke andar kyuki usko chakkar aya tha

 

[Nadan Dill]

hahahah bvaui last lien par kar hansii aya gaiee ab dako meeting ma kiea hita ha or sheetal (Sandhya) raj ko khud sa kasa door kartii ha




or rajj ma menakshii sa kiea bola ha or kon sa plan bnya ha


or apna chodu gang kasa gar ka andar gusta ha yeha be dakna ma maza aya gaa


new update ka intazar ha bhaiu

 

[Waseem]

Boht e mast likha hai bhaindekhte hain raj or minakshi ka kia plan hai or kamyab hota hai ya nai.....

 

[Tony stark]

SAAND
UPDATE- 180​

Sheetal didi jabardasti samaan chheen kar le gayi andar..aur main baki kamo me lag gaya.... shaam tak fursat hi nahi mili.. shaam ko jab baraat aane ka time hua to sab taiyar hone lagi..ye dekh kar main bhi room me ja kar ready hone laga… jab ready ho kar bahar aane laga to bathroom jate huye pink lanhga choli pahni sadhna mujhe dikhi..mera dil khushi se nach utha….wakayi me sadhna iss dress me bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi…kamar aise matka kar chal rahi thi ki uski chaal ko dekh kar nagin bhi sharma jaye..

Main khud ko iss sunahri mouke ka fayda uthane se nahi rok paya ..aur sadhna bathroom me ghusne hi wali thi ki tabhi main daud kar usko piche se apni baho me bhar liya aur chumne laga.

Raj—ohh..sadhna..meri jaan...kitni khubsurat lag rahi ho tum....badi mushkil se akele me tumhe pyar karne ka mouka mila hai....chal aa ja bathroom me jaldi se isse pahle ki meri vo hitlar didi kawab me haddi ban kar aa jaye..chal aa ja..uummm

Ab aage.......

Sadhna ko god me utha kar main jaldi se bathroom me ghus gaya aur darwaja andar se lock kar ke jaise hi palta to meri hairangi ka koi thikana hi nahi raha.

"Chatttaaakkkk...itna pitne ke baad bhi tu nahi sudhra...teri niyat itni kharab ho gayi ki tu apni hi bahan ke sath aisi ghatiya harkat karne bathroom me ghus aaya...... ?" jise main sadhna samajha tha vo sheetal didi nikli.

Raj (shocked)—didi...aap... ?

Sheetal (gussa)—hmmm..main...main hitlar hu na... ?

Raj (hairan)—lekin ye kapde to main sadhna ke liye laya tha…?

Sheetal—mujhe pasand aa gaye to maine le liye ye….

Raj (hairan)—to iska matlab ki aapne apni wali blue dress sadhna ko de diya…?

Sheetal—nahi..vo bhi maine le liye…sadhna ko maine apne pahle wale kapde de diye jo maine kharide the..apne liye..

Raj (shocked)—to phir main jo kapde aaj laya tha 14 salwar suit aur 14 lanhga choli..unme se koun sa sadhna ko diya aapne…?

Sheetal—aaj jo tune kharida unme se kuch bhi nahi diya…mujhe sab pasand the to maine le liye…

Raj—ye galat hai didi…ye sarasar dhokha hai..mere sath..

Sheetal (chillate huye)—chal nikal yaha se..nahi to maar maar ke teri shakal bigad dungi…

Bas phir kya tha..maine jaldi se darwaja khola aur sidhe ghar se bahar pahuch kar hi dum liya…mera to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha..mujhe didi ke upar bahut gussa aa raha tha lekin kuch kar nahi sakta tha.

Sheetal (mann me)—tu kya samjha tha ki main kuch nahi samjhungi…main achchi tarah janti hu ki tu ek hi colour ki itne kapde kyo laya hai, isiliye na jisse ki tu ye kapde pahanne par uss naqli sadhna ko pahchan sake..lekin raj, main aisa nahi hone dungi….tu chahe jitni bhi koshish kar le, main tujhe sheetal ke sath kuch nahi karne dungi.

Main vaha se sidhe vivah sthal par aa gaya…jaha fufa ji ne teen char kaam pakda diye…aur maine vo kaam firefox ko bata kar phir se sadhna ko khojne laga…vo mujhe maa ke paas white suit pahne baithe huye dikh gayi to main bhi vahi pahuch gaya.

Raj—maa tum bahut beautiful lag rahi ho aaj..

Malti (mushkura)—main ya sadhna….?

Raj—dono..

Malti—kyo sidhe sidhe bhi to bol sakta hai sadhna ko..?

Raj—maa, chalo na chhat me..ek cheez dikhata hu tumhe..

Malti—mujhe bahut kaam hain abhi..aur vaise bhi mere pairo me aaj dard ho raha hai….jo bhi dikhana ho, sadhna beti ko dikha de….ja beti..

Raj (mann me)—agar tumhari yahi ichcha hai to theek hai…aao sadhna..

Sadhna (hich kichate huye)—lekin dikhana kya hai….?

Raj—yaha se kaise batau…? Chalo to pahle...tabhi na pata chalega...

Sadhna—kaha jana hai…?

Raj—mere sath aao..chhat me chalte hain..

Main sadhna ko le kar chhat me chala gaya…iss samay vaha par koi nahi tha….phir bhi logo ki nazro se bachne ke liye main usko pani ki tanki ke piche side le gaya.

Sadhna (tension)—yaha kyo laye ho mujhe….?

Raj (baho me le kar)—pyasa kuwe ke paas kyo jata hai…? Apni pyas bujhane ke liye na…

Sadhna (ghabra kar)—(chhudane ki koshish karte huye)..nahii…raj…ye sab bilkul nahi…jinhone mujhe beti ki tarah pala hai……jab tak vo is rishte ko manzur nahi karte tab tak tum mujhe hath bhi nahi lagaoge….agar tum sach me mujhe pyar karte ho to meri baat ka maan rakhoge…chhodo mujhe..

Raj (chidh kar)—ye kya bachpana hai sadhna..? pahle tum mujhse kitna pyar karti thi…kabhi mujhe rokti nahi thi…ab tum ko kya ho gaya hai…? Aise kyo kar rahi ho…? Badi mushkil se to ye mouka mila hai tumhe pyar karne ka…kitna tadpa hu main tumhare liye..aur tum ho ki natak kiye ja rahi ho…

Sadhna—iska matlab ki tumhe mera sirf jism chahiye..yahi na….mera jism pane ke liye tum tadap rahe the…iska to sirf ek hi arth hua ki tum mujhse sachcha pyar karte hi nahi…bas apni hawas mitani hai tumhe…

Raj (dard)—mere pyar ko gaali to mat do sadhna….main to aaj bhi vahi raj hu, jo tumhe deewano ki tarah pagalpan ki had tak pyar karta tha….par shayad tum badal gayi ho, sadhna….

Sadhna (udas)—main bhi jaisi thi, vaisi hi hu….agar tum mujhse sach me pyar karte ho to meri ek choti si baat bhi nahi maan sakte kya….? Ek to meri yaad dast jane se mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai….dusra, mujhe jis admi ne baap ka pyar diya, mujhe nayi jindagi di, aaj vo jail me hai..teesra, mujhe mere asli maa baap ka pata chala to malum hua ki vo mar chuke hain… ye jaan kar mere dil par kya beet rahi hogi iss samay…mere dil me kitna dukh hai…aur tumhe aise me mere sharir se pyar karne ki padi hai, mera dukh baantne ki jagah…

Raj (dard)—sari duniya to mujhe galat samajhti hi thi lekin tumne bhi aaj mujhe galat samajh liya sadhna….aaj mere pyar ko hawash ka naam de diya tumne….khair I’m sorry….jaisa tum chahogi vaisa hi hoga…ok, ab to gussa thoonk do…

Idhar sheetal bathroom se vapis maa ke paas aa gayi lekin vaha sadhna ko na dekh kar chintit ho gayi..vo charo taraf sadhna ko dekhne lagi.

Sheetal—maa, vo sadhna kaha gayi…?

Malti—raj usko chhat par le kar gaya hai….aa ja baith yaha tu…

Sheetal (shocked)—kkk...kyaaaaa....chhat me ... ?

Malti—kuch kaam hoga usko….akhir vo uski hone wali biwi hai…are, ab tu kaha chali…?

Lekin sheetal ne to ab kuch suna hi nahi…vo to sidhe chhat ki taraf daud laga di…jaise ki agar vo jaldi vaha nahi pahuchi to koi uski kisi kimti cheez ko loot lega…

Sheetal (tension, mann me)—mera bathroom jana bhi gunah ho gaya….meri hi galti hai..mujhe bathroom jana hi nahi chahiye tha…..vo idiot pata nahi uske sath kya kar raha hoga….?

Sheetal jaldi jaldi chhat ki sidhiya chadhne lagi…kisi ke chhat me aane ki aahat sunayi dete hi sadhna mere paas se uth kar niche jane lagi magar uski mulaqat sidhiyo me hi sheetal se ho gayi…sadhna ki ghabrahat dekh kar sheetal ka mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhna ek nazar uski taraf dekh kar sidhiya utarte huye bahar chali gayi jabki sheetal gusse me upar aa kar idhar udhar mujhe dekhne lagi…tabhi main bhi pani ki tanki ke piche se nikal aaya..

Sheetal (mann me)—aaaannn…ye pani ki tanki ke piche kya kar raha tha…? Kahi isne sheetal ke sath aisi vaisi harkat to nahi kar di jaisi uss din raat me mere sath kar raha tha…? Tabhi shayad vo itni ghabrayi huyi thi..

Raj—didi..aap..yaha…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chatttaaakkk…..kya kar raha tha akele me uske sath…?

Raj (mood kharab)—(gaal sahlate huye)…didi, ye kya hai..jab dekho tab …maarti rahti ho…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—abhi aur marungi…jaldi bata..kya kiya tune uske sath…?

Raj—aap se to baat karna hi bekar hai…

Main phir bina kuch kahe hi biche chala gaya..piche piche sheetal didi bhi pahuch gayi maa ke paas jaha sadhna bhi baithi huyi thi…didi bar bar sadhna ke chehre ko gaur se dekh rahi thi.

Sheetal (mann me)—ab kaise pata karu ki raj ne kya kkya kiya hai abhi iske sath…? Isse puchungi bhi to ye mujhe koun sa bata degi ki raj ne mere doodh dabaye hain…? Pata nahi iski yaad dast kab ayegi…? Tab tak to ye meri sout ban ke mere hi sir me baith jayegi…Aise main kab tak darr darr ke jeeti rahungi…? Har samay yahi darr laga rahta hai ki kahi raj mera haq isko na de de…? Ab kaise isko raj se door karu…?

Sadhana (mann me)—mujhe raj ko aise nahi bolna chahiye tha…use kitna dukh hua hoga, meri baat se… uski vajah se hi to aaj mujhe apne asli mummy papa ke baare me pata chala hai….usne mujhe bachane ki khatir uss din mall me apni jaan ki bhi parwah nahi ki..aur maine uska shukriya karne ki jagah use ulta sidha suna diya…lekin main karti bhi kya…agar rokti nahi to na jane kya kya karne lag jata mere sath…ek idea hai..raj sheetal se darta hai aur sheetal meri hum shakal hai kyon na akele me main raj se sheetal jaisa behave karu to vo mujhe sheetal samajh kar mujhse door hi rahega…

Gaon wagairah me baraat shaam ko hi aa jati hai…to baraat ke aate hi hum sab unke swagat satkar me lag gaye…gaon me city ki tarah Dj ka shor sharaba nahi hota hai….baratiyo ko nasta karane ke baad dwar chaar (dwar puja) ke pujan ki taiyari hone lagi…

Mera mood thoda ukhada hua jarur tha lekin baad me mujhe bhi ye ehsaas hua ki sadhna ka kahna bhi theek hi hai…abhi vo apna mummy papa ki mout ki khabar se sadme me hai..isliye vo dukhi hai…yahi soch kar maine apne dil ko bahla liya aur kaam ke lag gaya.

Darwaje par baraat ke aate hi sab baratiyo ko dekhne me lag gaye….vahi samay par dulha bhi aa gaya..jise dekhte hi main samajh gaya ki minakshi didi kyo isse chidti hain…dulhe ki umra 35 se kam nahi lag rahi thi..rang bhi poora kala tha.

Tabhi mujhe kuch samaan lene ke liye bhitar jana pada…jab main usko le kar lout raha tha to kisi ke sisakne ki awaz sunayi padi…mere kaan khade ho gaye, ghar me kisi ke rone ki awaz sunte hi…to main bhi dekhne ke liye udhar gaya.. awaz minakshi didi ke room se aa rahi thi.

Maine darwaje ko halka dhakka diya to vaj khul gaya…room me minakshi didi akeli thi, dulhan ke libas me…main bhi samajh gaya…vo bhi mujhe dekh kar bistar se uth ke aa kar mere seene se lipat gayi aur sisakne lagi.

Raj—kya baat hai didi, aap ro kyo rahi ho….?

Minakshi (sisakte huye)—meri kismat me to ab rona hi likha hai to kya karu…? Maine to apni taqdir se samjhauta bhi karne ki soch li thi lekin tumne mere dil me jhuthi ummid jaga kar usko bhi tod diya.

Raj—maine koun si jhuthi ummid di aap ko…?

Minakshi (sisakte huye)—tumne hi to kaha tha ki main sab theek kar dunga....lekin kiya kuch bhi nahi ...aaj to main kisi aur ki ho jaungi....mera sapna adhura hi rah gaya.

Raj—vo to main ab bhi kah raha hu ki main sab theek kar dunga...

Minakshi—kab theek karoge jab meri shadi ho jayegi aur phir uske baad main ankit ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahungi tab…?

Raj—main sab theek kar dunga lekin usme aap ki bhi madad chahiye hogi mujhe…

Minakshi (ankho me dekhte huye)—kaisi madad….? Main kya madad kar sakti hu…main to khud hi majboor hu…

Raj—aap ko hi karni hogi meri madad…ab main jo kahne ja raha hu use dhyan se suno…(kaan me)..**********************

Minakshi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa…..? nahi, ye mujhse nahi hoga…

Raj—soch lo, yahi ek tarika hai, jisse saanp bhi mar jayega aur lathi bhi nahi tootegi....faisla aap ko karna hai...main chalta hu...

Minakshi (kuch soch kar)—theek hai...main taiyar hu...jaisa tum kahoge vaisa hi karungi..

Raj—tab to samajh lo ki 100% aap ki problem bhi solve ho jayegi...ok..

Main minakshi didi ko poori planning samjha kar vapis bahar aa gaya to dekha ki firefox minakshi didi ki ek saheli ko chhedne me laga hua tha aur vo usko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi…

Firefox—hi..hi..meri chuddo rani…kab chudegi…bata de…?

Ladki (gusse me)—(vaha se jate huye)...kamina kahi ka…

Firefox—are..batati to ja meri chuddo...

Ladki (gusse me)—kutta…

Raj—kya baat hai yaar…? Koun hai ye ladki…? Jo tujhe itni der se gaaliya de rahi thi aur tu has raha tha phir bhi…?

Firefox—kuch nahi bhai...ye to apna roj ka kaam hai...

Raj—usko chuddo chuddo kyo bol rahe the…? Aur ye chuddo..! naam kuch samajh me nahi aaya…? Khoob chudwati hai kya….?

Firefox—are nahi bhai…uska naam chanda hai….mere dil ki rani hai vo…isliye main pyar se use chuddo rani kahta hu… aur bhai chudwana to door ki baat hai vo kisi ko ghaas bhi nahi dalti…pichle 5 saal se koshish kar raha hu, lekin hath hi nahi aa rahi Sali…bahut bhaav khati hai apni jawani par…

Poori raat shadi ka program chalta raha….shadi me maine DGP aur commissioner ko bhi invite kiya tha, to vah bhi aaye the..jisse fufa ji ki image ban gayi thi sab ke beech…vo sabhi khana khane ke baad gift de kar vapis lout gaye…dulhan ke libas me minakshi didi qayamat lag rahi thi…halanki unka chehra dhanka hua tha ghunghat se…

Iss beech sheetal didi ne kayi bar mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine koi response nahi diya unhe…subah shadi ka program khatam hone hi wala tha ki tabhi mere mobile me kisi ka call aane laga to main thoda door ja ke baat karne me lag gaya…..

Baat khatam kar ke main palta hi tha ki achanak mere sir me tez dard hone laga…ankho ke samne sab kuch ghumta hua aur dhundhla dhundhla sa dikhayi dene laga..aisa lagne laga ki main abhi yahi gir jaunga.

Main apna sir dono hatho se pakad kar vahi chupchap ankhe band kar ke baith gaya…jaha sabhi shadi ke karya kram ko dekhne me khoye huye the vahi meri har gati vidhi par sheetal didi bahut der se apni ankhe gadaye huye thi..ye mujhe pata nahi tha…mujhe aise niche baithe dekh kar vo turant daudte huye mere paas aa gayi.

Sheetal—rajj..kya hua..aise niche kyo baithe ho…? Sab theek to hai na…?

Raj (sir pakde)—hmmm…sab theek hai..bas thoda sir me dard hai…

Sheetal (pakad kar)—chal andar main pain killer deti hu aur aur sir me balm bhi laga dungi….thak gaya hoga din bhar ghumte ghumte..chal uth..

Raj—theek ho jayega abhi…aap pareshan mat ho…

Sheetal—aise kaise theek ho jayega…chal uth..

Sheetal didi bar bar kahti rahi andar chalne ko lekin mere andar uthne ki jaise bilkul himmat hi nahi thi…Karib dus minute baad sab apne aap normal ho gaya to didi jabardasti mujhe pakad ke andar le aayi..aur pain killer khila ke sir me balm lagane lagi.

Sheetal—kis ka phone tha jo itni der tak baat kar raha tha…?

Raj—home minister ka….unhone mujhe urgent delhi bulaya hai ek meeting ke liye….mujhe abhi nikalna hoga..aap maa ko bata dena…

Sheetal—jana jyada jaruri hai kya…? Shadi to ho jane de kam se kam…

Raj—didi, meeting subah 11 baje ki hai…abhi nikalunga tabhi time par pahuch paunga…jaruri hoga tabhi to bulaya hai..

Sheetal—main bhi sath me chalungi..

Raj—didi, main vaha kisi picnic par ya ghumne nahi ja raha hu…vaise bhi ye sab kaam confidential hota hai..

Sheetal didi ko samjha bujha kar main ready hone ke baad maa ko bata kar gadi se nikal gaya…vahi dusri taraf amilpur me amtul daily ghanto uske ghar ke bahar chakkar lagata rahta iss ummid me ki vo phuljhadi ek bar to bahar nikal kar apni manmohini surat dikha jaye kintu uski ye abhilasa matra ek abhilasa hi ban kar rah gayi thi…do din se yahi chal raha tha.

Shaam ko lout kar sab ek sath kisi na kisi bar me pine baith jate…aaj bhi pite huye sab uski hi charcha me lage huye the lekin koi tarika samajh me nahi aa raha tha.

Siraj—kya hua..kaam bana ki nahi…?

Amtul—ghanta bana….din bhar uske ghar ke samne idhar udhar ghumte huye lund jhulate ghumta rahta hu..lekin vo bahar hi nahi nikalti…

Siraj—aise kab tak chalega…? Kahi uss madarchod vidhayak ko pata chala ki tu uski ladki ko patane ke chakkar me hai to gaand me bamboo daal dega…

Amtul—vidhayak ki maa ka bhosda…ghar me ghus kar madarchod ki biwi ko chod dalunag..

Iron—ye idea theek rahega…

Jeetu—koun sa idea…?

Iron—ghar me ghusne ka…

Raghuhalkal—aur uski biwi ko chodne ka…hihihihihi

Iron—nahi be…ghar me ghus kar anamika se milne ka…ya phir uske ghar ki kisi ladki ya aurat ko set karne ka..

Raghuhalkal—hmmm..amtul, tu yahi kar…pahle anamika ki maa ko set kar ke pel de..vo anamika ko set karwa degi..jaise raj karta hai…raj ne thakurain ko uske ghar me ghus kar set kiya badle me thakurain ne poora ghar usse pelwa diya..

Amtul—abe, mujhe anamika se shadi karni hai..samjha..

Siraj—idea bura nahi hai…dekh tu uski maa ko matlab ki vidhayak ki biwi matlab ki apni saas ko pata ke pel de pahle.. vo anamika ko patane me teri madad karegi..

Amtul—lekin ghar me ghusunga kaise…?

Deshraj—tu to din bhar uske ghar ke aas paas ghumta hai…koi aisa admi dikha kya jo daily uske ghar aata jata ho aur ghar ka member bhi na ho vo…?

Amtul (kuch soch kar)—aate jate to bahut log hain..lekin daily nahi….( ek pag pine ke baad)…ek admi hai..jo daily subah shaam aata jata hai…

Iron—koun…?

Amtul—uske bunglow ke bahar hi vidhayak ka banwaya hua ek mandir hai…uss mandir ka pujari daily subah shaam arti aur parsad dene jata hai bunglow me..

Deshraj—phir ban gaya kaam…

Jeetu—vo kaise….?

Deshraj—vo aise ki..*************

Amtul—are yaar lekin isme risk hai…

Deshraj—ishq aur jung me sab jayaz hai..itna risk to lena hi padega agar anamika naam ki vo hari mirchi khani hai to..

Amtul—theek hai..main taiyar hu…

Siraj—to phir chalo abhi chalte hain…vo pujari abhi mandir me hi mil jayega…arti kar raha hoga abhi…

Amtul—ok

Sabhi apne apne pag khatam kar ke chal diye.vidhayak ke ghar ki taraf….mandir ghar ke samne hi tha, vidhayak ki jamin par hi….jab sabhi vaha pahuche to arti khatam hone ko thi…arti khatam kar ke mandir ka pujari arti le kar jaise hi palta to kuch logo ko daru ke nashe me ladkhadate huye mandir me ghuste dekh kar vo bhadak gaya….ye nashe me jhumte admi aur koi nahi balki chodu gang hi thi.

Pujari—chalo..chalo..bahar niklo…daru pi kar yaha aana mana hai….yaha bade bade log aate hain…chalo bahar chalo..

Amtul (ladkhadate huye)—pujari, yaha kitne bade admi aate hain…? Pahle bata ki yaha sabse bada koun…?

Pujari—yaha mandir me khade hain to mandir sabse bada…

Amtul (nashe me)—mandir kaahe ka bada....? agar mandir bada to phir dharti par kaahe pada.... ?

Pujari—to phir dharti badi…

Siraj (jhumte huye)—dharti kaahe ki badi…..? agar dharti badi, to phir shesh naag ke upar kaahe padi….?

Pujari—phir shesh naag bade…

Iron (nashe me)—shesh naag kaahe ke bade..? agar shesh naag bade, to phir shankar ji ke gale me kaahe ko pade…?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir shankar ji bade…

Jeetu—shankar ji kaahe ke bade….? Agar shankar ji bade, to phir parvat par kaahe pade….?

Pujari (tension)—phir parvat bada…

Raghuhalkal—parvat kaahe ka bada.... ? agar parvat bada to hanuman ji ke hath me kaahe ko pada…..?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir hanuman ji sabse bade…

Deshraj—hanuman ji kaahe ko bade….? Agar hanuman ji bade to phir ram chandra ji ke pairo me kaahe ko pade….?

Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..

Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?

Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….

Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…

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CHODU GANG NE TO PUJARI JEE KI LE LI, AB PUJARI KYA KAREGA DEKHNA PADEGA

MINAKSHI WALA PLAN BHI ABHI SUSPENSE BANA HUA HAI

SHEETAL KA JULM KYA KAM THA JO SADHNA NE BHI DIL DUKHA DIYA

BAS EK SAWAL KYA APNE HERO KI SEHAT THIK HAI, MUJHE THODA YE KHATAK RAHA HAI ?

 

[Rbcl.007]

Bhai ab toh ache se lagne wali hai ab to sheetal bhi shadhna jaisi acting karne ki soch rahi hai.. Pehle sirf shadhna hi gaal laal kar rahi thi ab sheetal bhi dimag khayegi..... Chalo chodu gang bhi apne pure jor pe lagi hui hai... Aur ye sat maine dard ho na etc etc koi acting hai ya sach maine ho raha hai....

 

[Rocky2602]

Hahahahahaha
Nice n fantastic update

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update