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UPDATE- 191
Vasundhara (mann me)—agar pandit ji ne jo bataya uske baare me, vo sab sahi nikla to meri har khwahish poori ho jayegi uske jariye….lekin usse pahle ye dekhna interesting hoga ki usme kitna dum hai…? Kya vo sach me vo sab kar sakta hai jo main chahti hu…? Agar sab kuch sach nikla tab to mere aage sab ki bolti band ho jayegi…lekin agar sab jhuth nikla to. To kya..agar pandit ki baat jhuth nikli to main iss pandit ki gaand phad dungi…
Uske baad pandit vaha se chala gaya aur pahuch kar chodu gang ko sab baate suna di jo bhi yaha huyi thi….chodu gang ke plan ka pahla step success ho chuka tha, ab vo dusre step ki taiyari me lag gaye..
Idhar vasundhara badi hi bechaini aur utsukta se dophar hone ka intazar karne lagi....phir jaise hi dophar hone ka samay aaya to vah sudha aur rakhi ke sath gadi le kar gantavya sthan ki taraf nikal padi.
Ab aage…..
Rakhi—(raste me)..mom..aap ko kya lagta hai ki pandit ji ne jo kaha vo sach hoga…?
Sudha—mujhe to ab bhi vo koi bahut bada dhongi lagta hai..ratti bhar bhi yakin nahi hai mujhe...aaj 21st century science ka yug hai..na ki aise andh vishwasho par bharosa karne ka..
Vasundhara—ab chup bhi karo tum dono....ja to rahe hain hum vaha...vaise hi pata chal jayega ki kya sach hai aur kya jhuth...
Phir vasundhara ne pandit ko call laga kar jagah ka address pucha...pata malum chalte hi gadi uss disha me daudne lagi.. thodi hi der me sabhi uss jagah pahuch gayi jaha par chodu gang apna huliya badal kar pandit ke sath pahle se hi virajmaan the.
Pandit—vo dekho madam ki gadi aa rahi hai…tum log apne sath sath mujhe bhi marwaoge aaj….?
Jitu—abe ponga pandit chup baith…itna darta kyo hai….?
Pandit (tension)—daru nahi to kya karu…? Jamin ke andar jab koi khazana hai hi nahi to nikaloge kaha se…? poora jhuth pakda jayega..aur tum logo ke sath meri jaan bhi jayegi aaj…
Iron—sun be landit pandit…ab jyada bak bak ki na to (jeb se bomb nikal kar)…ye bomb teri gaand me ghused dunga ..baki tu samajhdar hai ki iske baad tera kya hoga…hihihihihi….
Jaise hi vasundhara ki gadi thoda nazdik aayi to amtul aur pandit ko chhod kar baki chodu gang paas ke hi arhar ke khet me ghus gaye aue vahi se sab chhup kar dekhne lagi. Jabki amtul apne plan ko anjaam dene me lag gaya….gadi thoda pahle hi ruk gayi kyon ki aage gadi le jane ki jagah nahi thi.
Gadi rukte hi usme se vasundhara aur rakhi ke sath sudha utar kar unki taraf paidal aane lagi jabki unko dekh kar chodu gang ke lundo me pani utar aaya.
Deshraj—anamika bhabhi to dikh hi nahi rahi hai…
Siraj—chutiye tu bhabhi mat bol…tu devar nahi balki jeth hai uska...devar to main hu..
Jitu—anamika bhabhi nahi aayi to kya hua...do do kantop mall to aayi hain...
Siraj—maal to mast hain…kya gaand hila hila ke chal rahi hain yaar…
Iron—kasam se lund bhi khushi se anshu baha raha hai.. teeno ke hilte chutad dekh kar to..
Siraj—tum log vo sab mat dekho…vo dekhne ka department mera hai…
Raghuhalkal—tumhara department kab se ho gaya…? Abhi teri wali ko phone laga ke batata hu tumhari kartoot..
Siraj—abe kya kar raha hai…ghar basne se pahle hi ujad dega kya….?
Iron—tum log lado mat...tum sab unn dono kanyayo ke hone wale bachcho ke chacha ho..sharam aani chahiye apni dost ki biwiyo ke baare me aisa sochte huye...
Sab (shocked)—kyaaa....chachaaa.... ?
Iron—bilkul...maine soch liya hai ki ye dono kanyaye mere hi bachcho ki maa banegi...aur tum sab unn bachcho ke chacha..
Iron ki baat sun kar sab chounk kar usko ghurne lage aur phir sabne apni nigahe samne jama di…vasundhara ab tak amtul ke paas pahuch chuki thi...vasundhara ke sath do do tann maal dekh kar amtul ka lund bhi sir uthane laga.
Amtul (dhire se)—abe ..ye dono mast maal koun hain... ?
Pandit (dhire se)—are..chup kar mere baap...dono vidhayak ji ki ladkiya hain..left side me jo hai vo unki badi ladki rakhi aur bagal me jo hai vo beech wali ladki sudha hai...apne sath tum mera bhi beda gark karwaoge pakka aaj..
Amtul (mann me)—kasam se kya mast saliya hai meri...dono ko jarur pelunga...
Vasundhara (paas aa kar)—to ye hai tumhara bhatija... ? kya naam hai tumhara…?
Pandit—ji malkin...iska naam amtul hai..
Sudha (muh banate huye)—khazana mila kya….?
Amtul—bas vahi dekh raha hu ki kaha par ho sakta hai…
Rakhi—khazana hai bhi ya aise hi pandit ji ko chutiya bana rahe ho…?
Amtul—dekhiye devi ji….pahli baat to ye ki mujhe tumko choot ya banane ki jarurat nahi hai..vo to bhagwan ne already hi bana ke bheja hai…baki yakin na ho to khud hi dekh lena…
Sudha (kaan me)—didi…ye kamina chutiya bol raha hai ya sidhe sidhe choot bol raha hai….?
Vasundhara—vaise khazana milne ki kitni ummid hai... ?
Amtul—dekhiye mera tantrik gyan kabhi aaj tak fail nahi hua..isliye khazana to jarur milna chahiye…ab vo kitna hoga, ye main bina bahar nikale nahi bata sakta…
Vasundhara—to kaha par hai khazana….?
Amtul—abhi pata chal jayega…chacha vo pooja ki thali idhar lao mere paas..
Pandit (thali dete huye)—ye lo beta..
Amtul—chacha main ek ek kadam par ye nimbu rakh raha hu..
Phir amtul apne har ek kadam par ek ek nimbu thali se utha utha kar kuch mann hi mann badbadate huye rakhne laga… iss tarah charo taraf usne kul 51 nimbu rakh diye uss jagah par….sab hairani se use aisa karte huye dekh rahi thi..
Vasundhara (hairan)—ye sab kya hai…?
Amtul—abhi pata chal jayega….chacha ji…aap jitne bhi nimbu maine rakhe hain, unko bari bari se kaat kaat kar dekhiye.. jis jagah par rakhe nimbu ko katne par usme se khoon nikle, samajh lena, vahi par khazana hona chahiye..
Pandit—theek hai beta….(mann me)..ye marwayega mujhe aaj….ab poora jhuth pakda jayega malkin ke samne..
Pandit ne thali se chaku utha kar ek ek kar ke nimbu kaat kaat kar dekhne laga….jaise jaise vo aage badhta ja raha tha vaise vaise teeno ki utsukta vash dil ki dhadkane bhi tez hoti ja rahi thi…ab tak vo 40 nimbu bari bari se kaat chuka tha lekin kisi me se khoon nahi nikla tha.
Sudha (fusfusate huye)—maine pahle hi kaha tha ki ye koi dhongi hai…lekin meri baat koi mata hi kaha hai…?
Rakhi (dhire se)—achcha hi hua…iss bahane se mom ka andh vishwash par se bharosa to toot jayega.. dekhna thodi der me mom kaise inn dono ki gaand phadti hain…hihihihihi
Iss dauran 5 nimbu aur kat gaye lekin usme se bhi koi khoon nahi nikla…vasundhara ki ankhe har nimbu par dhadakte dil ke sath jami huyi thi…to vahi sudha aur rakhi khade khade kutil mushkan mushkuraye ja rahi thi…jabki pandit ki darr ke karan phati padi thi ..
Pandit (mann me)—ab to 5 nimbu hi bache hain…iske baad meri aisi taisi hone ki bari aa jayegi…
Phir iske baad 46 phir 47 phir 48, 49 aur phir 50 va nimbu bhi kat gaya lekin result vahi raha…ab akhiri nimbu bacha tha, jis par sabhi ki nigahe tiki huyi thi…akhiri nimbu uthane me hi pandit ke hath pair kaamp rahe the to vasundhara ki halat bhi kuch kam kharab nahi thi.
Pandit (mann me)—ab kya karu…? Kamino ne marwa diya mujhe…
Vasundhara (utsuk)—pandit ji jaldi kato akhiri wala bhi…
Aur phir Pandit ne kampte hatho se akhir nimbu bhi kaat diya.....aur phir jaise hi nimbu kata vaise hi pandit cheekh maarte huye uchhal pada....uski cheekh sun kar sudha aur rakhi ki nigahe bhi udhar hi chali gayito unhe bhi jabardast jhatka laga jabki vasundhara to bina palak jhapkaye hi but ban chuki thi.
Akhiri nimbu kat-te hi uske andar se khoon nikalne laga…ye dekh kar unn sab ki ankhe shock se khuli rah gayi..amtul unki halat dekh kar mann hi mann khush ho raha tha.
Vasundhara (shocked)—ye to sach me iss nimbu se khoon nikal aaya…omg..
Pandit (shocked, mann me)—ye chamatkar kaise ho gaya….?
Vasundhara (adhir)—iska matlab ki iss jagah par khazana hai…pandit ji jaldi se yaha khudayi ka intazam kariye..
Amtul—abhi hum chudayi ka intazam karte hain…?
Sudha (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa….?
Amtul—arey devi ji..khudayi ka intazam karne ko bola maine…kahi aap ne chudai to nahi suna…?
Rakhi—whatt you mean…?
Vasundhara—arey ladna band karo tum dono…pandit ji, jaldi kijiye..ab mujhse ruka nahi ja raha hai…
Amtul—ruko chacha ji..
Vasundhara (ghur kar)—unhe khodne se rok kyo diya tumne…?
Amtul—dekhiye, jamin ke andar jo bhi khazana gada hota hai na…koi na koi shakti uski rakhwali karti rahti hai..jisse khodne wale ko aur uske pariwar ko nuksan bhi pahucha sakti hai vo shakti..aur ye bhi sambhav hai ki vo uss khazane ko adrishya kar de…
Sudha (muh bana kar)—lo mil chuka khazana..
Vasundhara—to kya khazana bahar nikalne ka koi upaay nahi hai….?
Amtul—upaay kyo nahi hai…jarur hai..tabhi to main yaha aaya hu…lekin khazana nikalne se pahle uss shakti ki pooja karni hogi aur hawan karna hoga, uss jagah par jaha ki khazana milne ki sambhavna hai..
Vasundhara—to phir karo na jaldi…
Amtul—hmmm…chacha ji, yaha hawan ki samagri rakh kar pooja me baithiye..aur aap deviya bhi kripya baith jaye.. iss jamin ko hi chair samajh kar…
Amtul uss nimbu wali jagah par pandit se pooja karwane laga..na chahte huye bhi baki teeno ko bhi niche jamin par aise hi baithna pada…sudha aur rakhi jo ab tak has rahi thi, vo bhi shant ho chuki thi..kahi na kahi unke mann me utsukta ki dor vishwash aur avishwash ke beech aa kar latak gayi thi…aupcharik pooja ke baad hawan ki bari aayi.
Amtul—chacha ji, aag jala dijiye…main mantra padhta jaunga, aap hawan karte jana…
Pandit—hmmm
Amtul (aag jalane ke baad)—main ab mantra padhunga..aap hawan karte jana…om tululululu swaha….om pululululu swaha ….om chhululululu swaha….om hulululululu swaha…..om chootadaay swaha…..om bum bhosdaay swaha….om gaand maraye swaha….om lund tantanaye swaha….om khoob chudwaye swaha …..om chuchukaay swaha….om chuchi dabaay swaha…om gaand phati jaye swaha…om madarchoday swaha….om nangi ho jaye swaha….om bur maraye swaha..om lund ghus jaye swaha….om sab chud jaye swaha…
Amtul ke mantra sun ke sab ki ankhe shock se phati ki phati rah gayi…vahi chodu gang bhi khud gahre shock me thi uske mantra sun kar..
Pandit (tension, mann me)—meri maiya chudwa di isne to…
Sudha (shocked, kaan me)—dekha didi, kitna kamina hai ye…..mantra padhne ke naam par hame dekh dekh kar kitna ganda ganda bol raha hai…
Rakhi (dhire se)—tu sahi bol rahi hai…mujhe to lagta hai ki ye kamina mujhe line maarne ki koshish kar raha hai..
Sudha (dhire se)—mujhe to lagta hai ki ye hum dono ko hi pelne ke chakkar me hai ..bahut bada kamina hai..
Vasundhara (chounk kar)—ye kya anaap shanaap mantra bole ja rahe ho tum….?
Amtul—devi ji, jo dhan ki raksha kar rahi hain vo asuri shaktiya hain…ye unhi ke mantra hain…inhi mantro se vo khush hote hain….ye sabhi mantra saand shastra ke hain, bahut purani shuddh sanskrit bhasa hai...aaj kal ki ashuddh sanskrit bhasa jaisi nahi hai..agar ye mantra sab ko malum hote to koi bhi na nikal leta jamin ke andar ka khazana…
Vasundhara—abhi aur bhi baki hai ki ho gaya….?
Amtul—bas ho gaya…chacha ji…nariyal phod kar sab ko parsad de do aur phir iss jagah par khodna shuru karo..
Pandit—kyaaa…main khodu…?
Amtul—khazana aap ko chahiye to aap ko hi khodna padega na…
Pandit—theek haiii..
Pandit ne nariyal phod kar sab ko prasad diya aur phir kudaal utha ke uss jagah ki khudayi karne laga…sab ki ankhe utsukta se vahi jami huyi thi….pandit ko khudayi karte huye lagbhag ek ghanta ho gaya..uska poora sharir pasine se tar batar ho chuka tha..bechare ne apni jindagi me kabhi itni mehnat nahi ki thi jitni ki usko aaj majburi me karni pad rahi thi.
Sab apni saans roke apalak dekhne me lage huye the…abhi khudayi karne me pandit laga hua hi tha ki achanak tabhi…
Vahi dusri taraf sadhana ki awaz sun kar main ruk gaya…use dekhte hi mere dil ki dhadkane tezi se dhadakne lagi..vo mere paas aa kar khadi ho gayi.
Raj—to bolo na, tumhare muh se apne liye kuch sunne ke liye mere to kaan hi taras gaye hain, sadhana..
Sadhana—yaha nahi…kahi akele me thodi der baat kar sakte hain hum….?
Raj—haan, kyo nahi…aao chhat me chalte hain..
Sadhana—chhat me sab log baithe hain..
Raj—to phir chalo hum vaha chalte hain..
Maine samne wale makan ki taraf ishara kiya…jo ki kisi ka gaay bhains bandhne ke liye banaya gaya ek kamra tha aur iss samay din hone ki vajah se khali hi tha.
Sadhana—lekin kisi ne agar hame vaha akele me dekh liya to kya sochega….?
Raj—koi kuch nahi sochega…chalo aao..
Sadhana—par raj..vaha akele kamre me….
Raj—chalo na ..kuch nahi hota...
Maine uska hath pakda aur vaha samne wale khali pade janwaro ke ghar me ghus gaya…sadhana abhi bhi kuch asmanjas me dikh rahi thi….andar aate hi maine sadhana ko apni baaho me kas ke jakad liya.
Sadhana (kasmasate huye)—aaaahhh...rajjj...ye kya kar rahe ho...nahi na...
Sadhana kuch der kasmasati rahi...maine baaho me le kar uski gardan ko chumne laga.. sadhana ki badan me ek jhurjhuri si daud gayi..ye sab uske sath pahli bar ho raha tha..pahli dafa aaj vo kisi ladke ki baho me simat rahi thi...uske upar ek anjana sa nasha chhane laga aur uski chhat patahat kamjor padne lagi.
Raj (chumte huye)—ohhh, sadhana...tum nahi janti ki main kitna tadpa hu tumhare liye... tumhare jane se to jaise mera sukh chain, raato ki neend sab kuch hi tumhare sath chala gaya tha...mujhe jeene ki khwahish hi khatam ho gayi thi.. magar mera dil kahta tha ki tum ek din jarur aaogi...sirf tumhari yaado ke sahare hi to jinda tha ab tak main..
Tujhme Aur Mujhme Fark Bas Itna Sa Hai Ki,
Main Thoda Pagal Hu, Mujhe Pagal Banaya Tune Hai.
Sadhana—mujhe maaf kar dena rajj...main tumhare pyar ko samajh nahi payi...ya phir shayad meri yaad dast jane ki vajah se mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha...lekin ab mujhe yakin ho gaya hai ki main bhi tumhe bahut pyar karti thi..tabhi to jab pahli bar maine maal me tumhe dekha to mere dil me ek ajib si bechaini ho rahi thi, jaisi usse pahle kabhi nahi huyi thi...vaha se jane ke baad bhi bar bar tumhara hi khyal aa raha tha..tumhari hi chinta ho rahi thi lekin tab main iski vajah nahi janti thi..
Raj—ohhh..sadhana...I Love You...
Sadhana—i love you too…
Maine sadhana ko kas kar apni agosh me lete huye uska chehra upar uthaya aur apne hoth uski taraf swatah hi badhne lage…pahle to sadhana hadbadayi kintu phir uski ankhe apne aap hi band hoti chali gayi aur hoth kampne lage.
Maine jaise hi apne hotho ko sadhana ke hotho par rakha to ek alag sa nasha mere dilo dimag par havi hone laga..aisa ehsaas mujhe pahli bar ho raha tha jo ki pahle kabhi nahi hua tha.
Maine uske hotho ko jor se chum liya aur phir nichla hoth apne hotho se daba kar uska madhur amrit ras chusne laga.. aisa karte hi sadhana ke badan me ek kampkampi si uthi aur phir vo jaise kisi amarbel ki tarah samarpan bhaav se mere badan se lipatti chali gayi.
Main uske hotho ko chumne me laga raha…aur sadhana ki saanse betahasha ki bullet train ki bhanti chalne lagi thi..uske upar ek nasha havi hone laga, ye nasha tha pahle pahle pyar ka jisme vo poori tarah se madhosh ho chuki thi..vo bhi ab apni taraf se mera poora sath dene ki koshish kar rahi thi..lekin uske sath dene ke tarike se hi malum chal raha tha jaise ki vo pahli bar kisi ko kiss kar rahi hai.
Sadhana ke adhro se amrit ras peete huye mere hath anayas hi uski pith se sarakte huye uski makhmali gaand par pahuch gaye…aur phir vo sadhana ke dono chutad par kaste chale gaye.
Sadhana ne chumban tod kar mujhe dekhne lagi aur phir jane kya soch kar, apne aap hi apne hoth mere hotho par tika diye..magar tabhi..
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