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[Vijay Sharma]

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[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 216​

Phir fresh hone ke baad shriddha didi ko dekhne unke room me gaya…to ek bar unko bhi chodne ke baad khana kha ke apna bag le kar amilpur ke liye nikal gaya.

Vahi dusre din subah hote hi mouka milte sheetal ne raat ki poori kahani sadhana ko bata di..jisko sunne ke baad uske bhi hosh ud gaye..uske chehre par bhi chinta ki gahri lakire ubhar aayi.

Ab Aage……

Amilpur pahuchte hi main sabse pahle sp office gaya…achanak mujhe itne din baad vaha dekh kar sabhi hadbada gaye.. maine clerk se sabhi thano ki report le kar aane ke liye vaha ke thanedar ko phone karne ko kaha aur phir pending files dekhne laga…chodu gang ko bhi vahi bula liya.

Chodu gang ne meri gair hajiri me amilpur me kala dhandha karne walo ki naak me dum kar diya tha…vo apna kala dhandha jaha bhi shuru karte, chodu gang vahi pahuch jati..unka dhandha choupat kar ke poora maal apne kabze me kar leti aur unke admiyo ko maar peet kar chalne phirne ke layak bhi nahi chhodti thi.

Main abhi files dekhne me laga hua hi tha ki peon ne mujhe aa kar mujhe kuch visiting cards dete huye bataya ki kuch log mujhse milne aaye hain..to maine use unko andar bhejne ko kaha…kuch hi der me chaar log mere cabin me aaye to maine unhe baithne ko kaha..vo samne rakhi chair par baith gaye.

Raj—kahiye aap sab ki kya pareshani hain…?

“Sir, jab se aap yaha ke sp ban kar aaye hain tab se to hamara poora dhandha hi choupat ho gaya hai.” Pahle admi ne kaha.

Raj—kaisa dhandha…? Aur mere yaha sp ban kar aane se kaise choupat ho gaya…?

Admi 1—main juye ka dhandha karta tha..lekin aapne sab dhandha hi band karwa diya…aapka ye kadam gair kanuni hai… kyon ki mere paas uska govt. licence bhi hai..ye dekh lijiye..

Raj—kya baat hai…? Juye ka licence…? To mr. tumhara ye licence mere yaha sp ban kar aate hi reject ho gaya hai..isliye band karwa diya..jao dusra kicence banwao, lekin mere rahte to banega nahi…samajh gaye..

Admi 2—are yaar itna mara kyo ja raha hai…? Sp sahab, kuch kijiye..warna hum to barbad ho jayenge..badle me hum bhi aapka dhyan rakhenge..

Raj—aap ki tarif….?

Admi 2—mujhe ranga swami kahte hain…mera kachchi sharab banane aur bechne ka dhandha tha jo aap ke police walo ne choupat kar diya…aur hamare admiyo ko kutte ki tarah maarte huye le gaye..ye sarasar gunda gardi hai…kuch le de kar mamla rafa dafa kar dijiye..

Raj—ohhhh…to aap rishwat ki baat kar rahe hain…lekin main to rishwat leta hi nahi..phir kya kiya jaye…?

Admi 3—bakwas..ekdam bakwas..aisa koi police wala nahi hai jo rishwat na leta ho…sab ke sab bikte hain…bas antar kewal itna hai, jo dus me bikta hai to koi 100 me..aap apni kimat batao…

Raj—tere ghar me koun koun hai…?

Admi 3—bas miya biwi ke alawa ek ladki hai jo college me hai..lekin ye aap kyo puch rahe hain…?

Raj—apni beti aur biwi ko ek mahine ke liye mere sath sone ke liye bhej dena, tera kaam ho jayega..

Admi 3 (jor se)—sp..! apni aukat ke raho..

Raj—awaz nichi kar…warna ye danda dekh raha hai..

Admi 4—hame iss dande ki dhauns mat dikhao sp…ye danda hamara kuch nahi bigad sakta…

Raj (gusse me)—mere paas isse bhi mota ek dusra danda bhi hai…Ye police ka danda muh me ghus gaya to halak se juban bahar aa jayegi..Aur kahi agar mera danda ghusa, to gaand phat jayegi.

Admi 2 (taav me)—hamara offer thukra kar bahut badi galti kar rahe ho sp…naya naya juta bhi 9 din pairo ko taklif deta hai, lekin vahi juta baad me pair me fit ho jata hai..tum bhi naye naye sp bane ho, isliye jyada akad rahe ho…

Raj (gusse me)—(chutki bajate huye) uth..uth uth…uth madarchod..uth..teri maa ko chodu..chal uth jaldi yaha se… Jaldi bhag yaha se lawde…warna ghar me ghus ke teri beti ko itna pelunga…Ki uske chutad ho jayenge choude.

Vo sabhi mere aise bartav se hadbada gaye aur badbadate huye vaha se bhag khade huye….vo abhi sp office se bahar nikle hi the ki unki mulaqat vidhayak se ho gayi jo ki yahi aa raha tha.

Surendra—kya hua…? Tum sab ke chehro par hawaiya kyo ud rahi hain…?

Admi 1—vo sala sp apne aap ko samajhta kya hai…?

Surendra—kyo hua kya…?

Admi 3—baat ye hai ki..(phir poori baat batate huye)..

Admi—Sala rishwat ki baat karte hi hamare upar aise bidak gaya…Jaise saand lal kapda dekh kar bhadak jata hai.

Surendra—jab gidad ki mout aati hai to vah shahar ki taraf bhagta hai….ya bhi marega ab…lagta hai iske din poore ho gaye hain..main ja kar baat karta hu usse..

Vidhayak sp office ki taraf badha hi tha ki tabhi uska phone bajne laga…usne screen par dekha to kisi ka naam show nahi ho raha tha..iska matlab ki koi unknown number tha.

Surendra—hello..koun…?

Phir dusri taraf se jo awaz sunayi di, use sunte hi vidhayak ke hath pair dheele pad gaye…uske nathe par pasine ki boonde chhalak aayi…uske chehre par ghabrahat saaf taur par mahsoos ki ja sakti thi.

“S..T..A..R…..B..L..A..C..K…S..T..A..R”​

Surendra (hadbadate huye)—yyyy..yes ..yes sir..

“Ye sab kya ho raha hai..tere area me…?” dusri taraf se awaz aayi.

Surendra (darte huye)—sir, vo jo naya sp hai..avinash rathod..usne sab ka jeena haraam kar rakha hai....agar uska jaldi kuch nahi kiya gaya to yaha se aap ki dahshat logo ke dilo se khatam ho jayegi....usne raat me munni bai ka kotha bhi uda diya aur munni bai ko bhi sab ke samne bomb se uda diya...

"Tum log kisi kaam ke nahi ho...aur vo sab ladkiya kaha gayi jinhe kothe par rakha gaya tha.. ? " dubara awaz aayi.

Surendra—vo ladkiya uske admiyo ke sath hi dekhi gayi thi.

"Mujhe vo sabhi ladkiya har haal me chahiye jitni bhi kothe par thi uss samay aur vo bhi 48 ghante ke andar...warna tum agle din ka suraj nahi dekhoge." Dusri taraf se gurrahat bhari awaz goonj uthi.

Surendra (pasina pochte huye)—yes..yes sir....lekin iske liye sp aur uske admiyo ko khatam karna padega...

"Tumhe jo theek lagta hai karo..mujhe to bas vo sab ladkiya chahiye...aur ek baat dhyan rahe..uss sp se tum door hi rahna.. uska hausla abhi aur badhne do...use hamare sath jitna khel khelna hai, jee bhar ke khel lene do....hum baad me uske sath khelenge.." black star ne garajte huye kaha.

Surendra (haklate huye)—agar..sss..sir..vo sp khud..hi hamare raste me aa gaya to... ?

"Kaan se bahra hai kya tu beti chod.. ? jo maine abhi kaha vo sunayi nahi diya... ?" black star ne chillate huye kaha.

Surendra (kampte huye)—ji..ji..samajh..gaya...sirr..

Iske baad phone cut ho gaya...vidhayak ke chehre ki ghabrahat dekh kar charo samajh gaye ki dusri taraf phone par koun tha... vidhayak kuch der tak pasina pochte huye apni ukhdi huyi saanso ko control karne me laga raha..jab uski tez chalti saanse kuch niyantrit huyi to usne charo ko kuch plan samjha kar vaha se vapis lout gaya.

Unke jane ke baad kuch der me sabhi area ke thanedar apni apni report le kar aa gaye jinme damini bhi thi...to main unke sath baat karne me vyast ho gaya...damini khud ko kuch asahaj mahsoos kar rahi thi mere samne..lekin maine sirf report par hi dhyan lagaye rakha.

Uske baad chodu gang ke sath meeting me vyast ho gaya aur unke sath lunch karne bahar chala gaya...tab unhone amtul aur siraj ki prem kahani ke baare me bataya...lekin unhone meri aur damini ki shadi wali baat nahi batayi.

Raj—good, to amtul bhai aapne apni hone wali biwi ki maa hi chod dali..gajab kar diya bhai..

Amtul—are yaar vo...

Raj—main to kahta hu ki bahut achcha kiya...mujhe apni team me aise hi dost chahiye...jo choda chaadi karne me bilkul na ghabrate ho..

Siraj—aur to aur..hamne tumhara aur damini ka taanka bhi bhida diya hai...vo ab set ho gayi hai..

Raj (khush)—kya baat karte ho... ?

Jitu—haan bhai..mamla fit ho chuka hai..(yaha bhi damini se shadi fix karne wali baat nahi batayi)

Raj—very good..

Siraj—bas yaar..vo damini ki bahan shashi ki taraf mat dekhna…vo kya hai na ki vo tumhari bhabhi hai na….pata chale ki kahi tumne Sali aadhi gharwali samajh ke usko bhi daboch lo…isliye pahle se bata dena achcha hai..

Raj—hahahahaha…don’t worry yaar….tension mat lo….

Jitu—lekin damini aur shashi ki maa ka kya karoge…?

Raj—karna kya hai... ? vo hum dono ki hi saas hai...to hum dono unki sewa karenge...kabhi siraj bhai to kabhi main unki sewa kar diya karenge....aur kabhi kabhi dono mil ke kar denge..sewa...

Iron—hihihihihi...sach me tum bahut kamine ho..

Raj—khair, ye batao ki unn ladkiyo ka kya hua…? Aur vo lund kata ashiq ritesh kaha hai…?

Raghuhalkal—uss ritesh ko to hospital me admit kar diya hai police ki nigrani me …aur ladkiyo ko unke ghar pahucha diya hai…chaar ladkiya anaath thi..vo bechari jawan ladkiya kaha jati iss paapi duniya me… to unko hamne apne ghar ka kaam kaaz karne ke liye rakh liya hai…unhe khana kapda aur rahne ki jagah bhi mil jayegi aur har mahine payment bhi..

Raj—matlab ki chodne ka full jugad kar liya hai tum logo ne..?

Amtul—ab agar unhe hum bhi nahi chodenge to bahar unko chudwana hi tha kisi na kisi se…unhe roj lund lene ki adat jo lag chuki thi…ya phir unme se hi koi ek naya kotha khol ke baith jati…iss tarah unko apne ghar me rakh ke hamne to unke sath upkar hi kiya hai..

Raj—chalo jo bhi kiya theek kiya..

Kuch der tak unke sath waqt bitane ke baad main apne quarter chala gaya…jaha damini pahle se hi moujud thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo phir se khud ko uncomfortable mahsoos karne lagi.

Damini (mann me)—ab lagta hai ki ye yahi rahenge....?

Raj—kya baat hai damini...koi problem hai kya... ? office me bhi tum kuch upset lag rahi thi...phir se vidhayak ne pareshan to nahi kiya... ?

Damini—no..no..sir..aisa kuch nahi hai.....aaiye sir...

Raj—it’s ok...

Thodi der me uski mummy revti aur bahan shashi bhi aa gayi...to damini ne unse mera parichay karwaya...phir hum baate karne lage..tab tak shashi chaay nasta le aayi.

Raj—iski koi jarurat nahi hai..main to bas aise hi aap logo ka haal chaal janne ke liye aaya tha..

Revti—ye to aapka hi bunglow hai...shashi, sp sahab wala room saaf kar do jara...tab tak main khana lagati hu..

Raj—main hotel se kha kar aaya hu...aap ko taklif lene ki avashyakta nahi hai..

Revti—isme taklif kaisi...hum to aap ke hi bunglow me rahte hain...

Raj—aap tension free ho kar rahiye…damini. Ye bunglow main tumhare naam par alott kar dunga…

Damini—lekin sir, phir aap….?

Raj—mere liye sp sahab ka bunglow hai na..unka transfer ho gaya hai dusri jagah...to ab vo mere liye rahega..

Damini—lekin usme to abhi pahle wale sp sir ki family rahti hai..unhone vo bunglow khali nahi kiya hai..

Raj—koi baat nahi hai…main vahi ek room me adjust kar lunga…unki bahan aur ladki ki padhayi disturb na ho isliye unhone apni family ko yaha chhoda ahi…maine hi unki family ko vahi rahne ko kaha tha...bahut achche log hain vo..tum yaha nishchint ho kar raho....sath me tumhara transfer bhi yahi paas ke thane me kar deta hu, jisse tum apni bahan aur maa ke nazdik rah sakogi..

Damini (khush)—thank you sir...

Revti—lekin sahab, hamari vajah se aap ajnabi logo ke sath rahe, ye koi achchi baat to nahi hai…vaise bhi vaha do do jawan ladkiya rahti hain, koi mard nahi hai vaha..to log kya sochenge agar aap vaha rukenge to…? Isse achcha aap yahi rahiye..aap ko khane pine ki bhi sahuliyat rahegi..

Raj—vo mere liye ajnabi nahi hain…vo bhi mere apne jaise hi hain…vo teeno mera bahut khyal rakhte hain… vo meri family se bhi mil chuke hain..

Revti—sahab, hum bhi aap ki family se milna chahte hain…kabhi unhe yaha le kar aaiye na..

Raj—jarur

Revti—meri beti damini to hamesha aapki tarif karti rahti hai…

Raj—tarif ke kabil to aap ki betiya aur aap hain...jo aapne inhe itne achche sanskar diye hain..

Shashi (kaan me)—didi, jija ji kitne handsome hain..tumhare to maze hain ab..

Damini (dhire se)—chup..ek marungi tere kaan ke niche..

Revti—sahab, vo siraj kaisa ladka hai... ?

Raj—matlab main samjha nahi...

Revti—vo asal me aap ke kuch dost yaha aaye the rishte ki baat karne...unhone siraj ke liye meri beti shashi ka hath maanga hai...to socha ki pahle aapse pata kar lu, ..shashi bhi usko pasand karti hai...shashi ki abhi padhayi bhi chal rahi hai..

Raj—achcha ladka hai...police me job karta hai..aur mera dost bhi hai...aap khushi khushi dono ke liye haan kar dijiye.. padhayi to shadi ke baad bhi chal sakti hai...baki rahi siraj ke ghar walo ki baat, to main unse baat kar lunga..mere hote huye aap ko kisi cheez ki kami nahi hogi..

Revti—bahut bahut shukriya sahab..aapne meri ek chinta door kar di…bas aap ke ghar walo se baat ho jati to meri sabse badi chinta bhi door ho jati…

Raj—isme chinta ki kya baat hai... ?

Revti—aap ke ghar walo se baat ho jati to meri dono betiyo ki jindagi bas jati...

Raj—aapka matlab nahi samajh paya main…? Aur pls, aap meri maa jaisi hain, mujhe bar bar sahab mat boliye..

Revti—theek hai beta, vo asal me main damini aur aap ke rishte ki baat karne ke liye aapke family se milna chahti hu.. vo to achcha hua ki aap ke dosto ne bata diya ki aap aur damini ek dusre ko pasand karte hain, aur shadi karna chahte hain… warna mujhe pata hi nahi chalta..

Raj (shocked)—(mann me)..ye shadi ka ka maine kab bola tha….? Ab samjha, ki inn kamino ne kaise set kiya hai damini ko. Maine kitno se shadi karunga...agar galti se sadhana ko aur meri hitlar didi ko bhanak bhi lag gayi to vah to mera ram naam satya hai..kar ke hi rahengi...

Shashi—ab to aap ko khana khana hi hoga jija ji…hihihi..kyo didi…?

Damini (ankhe dikhate huye)—(mann me)..chup…lagta hi meri shadi hogi jab hogi..meri mummy inse pelwa mujhe pahle degi…

Revti—shashi, aa chal mere sath andar..thoda kaam karwa le..

Iske baad dono maa beti andar chali gayi..jaan bujh kar mujhe aur damini ko akela chhod kar…maine damini se clear baat karna hi theek samjha…main use kisi dhokhe me nahi rakhna chahta tha.

Raj—ye sab kya hai damini…? Jaha tak main samajhta hu, hamare beech aisa kuch bhi nahi hua hai..haan, ye baat sach hai ki main tumhe pasand karta hu..lekin tum bhi mujhe chahti ho, ye mujhe nahi malum tha…?

Damini—main kya bolu sir, aapke dosto ne hi maa se na jane kya kya kah diya hai..mere aur aap ke baare me…yakin maniye, mera isme koi hath nahi hai..

Raj—jab tum mujhe nahi chahti to tumhe mana kar dena tha uss samay turant hi...khair main tumhari mummy ko samjha dunga..

Damini—main to mana kar rahi thi lekin kisi ne meri suni hi nahi…

Main kuch der damini se baat karne ke baad sp sahab ki family se milne chala gaya...mujhe dekh kar vo behad khush huye.. khas kar ke charu...phir do teen ghante vahi raha...beech me charu ke sath thodi bahut chhed chhad bhi huyi....do teen bar uski chuchiyo ko masalne ka mouka bhi mila.

Uske baad sadhana aur sheetal didi se baat karne ke baad shaam ko main vaha se nikal kar arushi se milne chala gaya... ghar me maine bata diya tha ki aaj nahi aunga.

Vahi dusre din subah hote hi mouka milte sheetal ne raat ki poori kahani sadhana ko bata di..jisko sunne ke baad uske bhi hosh ud gaye..uske chehre par bhi chinta ki gahri lakire ubhar aayi.

Sadhana (shocked)—kyaaa...seema chachi.... ? lekin vo to aisi to nahi lagti..?

Sheetal (gusse me)—kisi ki bholi surat par mat jao…..mujhe to khud abhi tak yakin nahi aa raha hai…ki seema chachi aisi nikalengi…

Sadhana—yakin to mujhe bhi nahi ho raha hai,,kyon ki maine unhe raj ka bahut dhyan rakhte dekha hai…khane, pine se le kar har cheez ka….jane kyo, mujhe vishwash nahi hota ki vo gaddar seema chachi hongi…? Aur iske piche unka kya maqsad ho sakta hai…? Kya raj ko pyar karne ka kewal ek dikhawa hai, sab ki ankho me dhool jhonkne ke liye…?

Sheetal—to vah raat me kya karne gayi thi vaha…? Mujhe poora yakin hai..ki seema chachi hi gaddar hai..

Sadhana—lekin iss baat ka koi saboot bhi to nahi hai hamare paas…ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki vo sach much me fresh hone hi gayi ho…

Sheetal (gusse me)—agar saboot mere paas hota to ab tak main uski gardan kaat chuki hoti..

Sadhana—jarur abhay milne aaya hoga….ya phir uska koi admi….kyon ki rajasthan se itni door abhay ke aane ke chance kam hi lagte hain….aur agar ye seema chachi hi ghar ki vibhisan hain to hame jaldi hi koi thos kadam uthana hoga..

Sheetal—vahi main bhi soch rahi hu…aur maine ye socha hai ki hum dono ko 24 ghante seema chachi par nazar rakhni hogi.. dono bari bari se 12-12 ghante uss dyne par nazar rakhengi..

Sadhana—mujhe to iss baat par poora yakin hai ki hamare bhai ko hospital se gayab karwane ke piche abhay ka hi hath hai…aur mujhe poora vishwash hai ki hamara bhai jinda hai aur abhay ke kabze me hai...main aisi jamin jaydad par lanat bhejti hu...mujhe apne dono bhaiyo ki jindagi jyada pyari hai...main apne khoye huye bhai ko dhoondna chahti hu...ek bar hamara vo bhai mujhe mil jaye to iske baad main ek ek ko dekh loongi..

Sheetal—mujhe bhi aisa hi lagta hai...ki hamara bhai jarur jinda hoga...ab jo bhi karna hai hum dono ko hi karna hai, vo bhi kisi ki nazar me aaye bina..

Dono abhi aage ki yojna par baate kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi sadhana ke mobile me kisi ka call aane laga...usne number dekha to uske chehre par khushi ki chamak aa gayi..aur usne turant hi call recieve kar liya.

Lekin call recieve karte hi jaise usne samne wale ki baat suni vaise hi uske pairo tale se jamin khisak gayi...mobile hath se chhut kar niche gir kar bikhar gaya...ankho se ankhuo ki ladi pravahit hone lagi aur vo rote huye jor se cheekh padi...

Sadhna (cheekhte huye)—nahiiiii.....nahiii..ye nahi..ho..sakta.....

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[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[lionkingmukesh]

Shandar update

 

[monika]

S..T..A..R…..B..L..A..C..K…S..T..A..R”​

Ye raj ke pita hi to nhi hai

 

[monika]

SAAND
UPDATE- 216​

Phir fresh hone ke baad shriddha didi ko dekhne unke room me gaya…to ek bar unko bhi chodne ke baad khana kha ke apna bag le kar amilpur ke liye nikal gaya.

Vahi dusre din subah hote hi mouka milte sheetal ne raat ki poori kahani sadhana ko bata di..jisko sunne ke baad uske bhi hosh ud gaye..uske chehre par bhi chinta ki gahri lakire ubhar aayi.

Ab Aage……

Amilpur pahuchte hi main sabse pahle sp office gaya…achanak mujhe itne din baad vaha dekh kar sabhi hadbada gaye.. maine clerk se sabhi thano ki report le kar aane ke liye vaha ke thanedar ko phone karne ko kaha aur phir pending files dekhne laga…chodu gang ko bhi vahi bula liya.

Chodu gang ne meri gair hajiri me amilpur me kala dhandha karne walo ki naak me dum kar diya tha…vo apna kala dhandha jaha bhi shuru karte, chodu gang vahi pahuch jati..unka dhandha choupat kar ke poora maal apne kabze me kar leti aur unke admiyo ko maar peet kar chalne phirne ke layak bhi nahi chhodti thi.

Main abhi files dekhne me laga hua hi tha ki peon ne mujhe aa kar mujhe kuch visiting cards dete huye bataya ki kuch log mujhse milne aaye hain..to maine use unko andar bhejne ko kaha…kuch hi der me chaar log mere cabin me aaye to maine unhe baithne ko kaha..vo samne rakhi chair par baith gaye.

Raj—kahiye aap sab ki kya pareshani hain…?

“Sir, jab se aap yaha ke sp ban kar aaye hain tab se to hamara poora dhandha hi choupat ho gaya hai.” Pahle admi ne kaha.

Raj—kaisa dhandha…? Aur mere yaha sp ban kar aane se kaise choupat ho gaya…?

Admi 1—main juye ka dhandha karta tha..lekin aapne sab dhandha hi band karwa diya…aapka ye kadam gair kanuni hai… kyon ki mere paas uska govt. licence bhi hai..ye dekh lijiye..

Raj—kya baat hai…? Juye ka licence…? To mr. tumhara ye licence mere yaha sp ban kar aate hi reject ho gaya hai..isliye band karwa diya..jao dusra kicence banwao, lekin mere rahte to banega nahi…samajh gaye..

Admi 2—are yaar itna mara kyo ja raha hai…? Sp sahab, kuch kijiye..warna hum to barbad ho jayenge..badle me hum bhi aapka dhyan rakhenge..

Raj—aap ki tarif….?

Admi 2—mujhe ranga swami kahte hain…mera kachchi sharab banane aur bechne ka dhandha tha jo aap ke police walo ne choupat kar diya…aur hamare admiyo ko kutte ki tarah maarte huye le gaye..ye sarasar gunda gardi hai…kuch le de kar mamla rafa dafa kar dijiye..

Raj—ohhhh…to aap rishwat ki baat kar rahe hain…lekin main to rishwat leta hi nahi..phir kya kiya jaye…?

Admi 3—bakwas..ekdam bakwas..aisa koi police wala nahi hai jo rishwat na leta ho…sab ke sab bikte hain…bas antar kewal itna hai, jo dus me bikta hai to koi 100 me..aap apni kimat batao…

Raj—tere ghar me koun koun hai…?

Admi 3—bas miya biwi ke alawa ek ladki hai jo college me hai..lekin ye aap kyo puch rahe hain…?

Raj—apni beti aur biwi ko ek mahine ke liye mere sath sone ke liye bhej dena, tera kaam ho jayega..

Admi 3 (jor se)—sp..! apni aukat ke raho..

Raj—awaz nichi kar…warna ye danda dekh raha hai..

Admi 4—hame iss dande ki dhauns mat dikhao sp…ye danda hamara kuch nahi bigad sakta…

Raj (gusse me)—mere paas isse bhi mota ek dusra danda bhi hai…Ye police ka danda muh me ghus gaya to halak se juban bahar aa jayegi..Aur kahi agar mera danda ghusa, to gaand phat jayegi.

Admi 2 (taav me)—hamara offer thukra kar bahut badi galti kar rahe ho sp…naya naya juta bhi 9 din pairo ko taklif deta hai, lekin vahi juta baad me pair me fit ho jata hai..tum bhi naye naye sp bane ho, isliye jyada akad rahe ho…

Raj (gusse me)—(chutki bajate huye) uth..uth uth…uth madarchod..uth..teri maa ko chodu..chal uth jaldi yaha se… Jaldi bhag yaha se lawde…warna ghar me ghus ke teri beti ko itna pelunga…Ki uske chutad ho jayenge choude.

Vo sabhi mere aise bartav se hadbada gaye aur badbadate huye vaha se bhag khade huye….vo abhi sp office se bahar nikle hi the ki unki mulaqat vidhayak se ho gayi jo ki yahi aa raha tha.

Surendra—kya hua…? Tum sab ke chehro par hawaiya kyo ud rahi hain…?

Admi 1—vo sala sp apne aap ko samajhta kya hai…?

Surendra—kyo hua kya…?

Admi 3—baat ye hai ki..(phir poori baat batate huye)..

Admi—Sala rishwat ki baat karte hi hamare upar aise bidak gaya…Jaise saand lal kapda dekh kar bhadak jata hai.

Surendra—jab gidad ki mout aati hai to vah shahar ki taraf bhagta hai….ya bhi marega ab…lagta hai iske din poore ho gaye hain..main ja kar baat karta hu usse..

Vidhayak sp office ki taraf badha hi tha ki tabhi uska phone bajne laga…usne screen par dekha to kisi ka naam show nahi ho raha tha..iska matlab ki koi unknown number tha.

Surendra—hello..koun…?

Phir dusri taraf se jo awaz sunayi di, use sunte hi vidhayak ke hath pair dheele pad gaye…uske nathe par pasine ki boonde chhalak aayi…uske chehre par ghabrahat saaf taur par mahsoos ki ja sakti thi.

“S..T..A..R…..B..L..A..C..K…S..T..A..R”​

Surendra (hadbadate huye)—yyyy..yes ..yes sir..

“Ye sab kya ho raha hai..tere area me…?” dusri taraf se awaz aayi.

Surendra (darte huye)—sir, vo jo naya sp hai..avinash rathod..usne sab ka jeena haraam kar rakha hai....agar uska jaldi kuch nahi kiya gaya to yaha se aap ki dahshat logo ke dilo se khatam ho jayegi....usne raat me munni bai ka kotha bhi uda diya aur munni bai ko bhi sab ke samne bomb se uda diya...

"Tum log kisi kaam ke nahi ho...aur vo sab ladkiya kaha gayi jinhe kothe par rakha gaya tha.. ? " dubara awaz aayi.

Surendra—vo ladkiya uske admiyo ke sath hi dekhi gayi thi.

"Mujhe vo sabhi ladkiya har haal me chahiye jitni bhi kothe par thi uss samay aur vo bhi 48 ghante ke andar...warna tum agle din ka suraj nahi dekhoge." Dusri taraf se gurrahat bhari awaz goonj uthi.

Surendra (pasina pochte huye)—yes..yes sir....lekin iske liye sp aur uske admiyo ko khatam karna padega...

"Tumhe jo theek lagta hai karo..mujhe to bas vo sab ladkiya chahiye...aur ek baat dhyan rahe..uss sp se tum door hi rahna.. uska hausla abhi aur badhne do...use hamare sath jitna khel khelna hai, jee bhar ke khel lene do....hum baad me uske sath khelenge.." black star ne garajte huye kaha.

Surendra (haklate huye)—agar..sss..sir..vo sp khud..hi hamare raste me aa gaya to... ?

"Kaan se bahra hai kya tu beti chod.. ? jo maine abhi kaha vo sunayi nahi diya... ?" black star ne chillate huye kaha.

Surendra (kampte huye)—ji..ji..samajh..gaya...sirr..

Iske baad phone cut ho gaya...vidhayak ke chehre ki ghabrahat dekh kar charo samajh gaye ki dusri taraf phone par koun tha... vidhayak kuch der tak pasina pochte huye apni ukhdi huyi saanso ko control karne me laga raha..jab uski tez chalti saanse kuch niyantrit huyi to usne charo ko kuch plan samjha kar vaha se vapis lout gaya.

Unke jane ke baad kuch der me sabhi area ke thanedar apni apni report le kar aa gaye jinme damini bhi thi...to main unke sath baat karne me vyast ho gaya...damini khud ko kuch asahaj mahsoos kar rahi thi mere samne..lekin maine sirf report par hi dhyan lagaye rakha.

Uske baad chodu gang ke sath meeting me vyast ho gaya aur unke sath lunch karne bahar chala gaya...tab unhone amtul aur siraj ki prem kahani ke baare me bataya...lekin unhone meri aur damini ki shadi wali baat nahi batayi.

Raj—good, to amtul bhai aapne apni hone wali biwi ki maa hi chod dali..gajab kar diya bhai..

Amtul—are yaar vo...

Raj—main to kahta hu ki bahut achcha kiya...mujhe apni team me aise hi dost chahiye...jo choda chaadi karne me bilkul na ghabrate ho..

Siraj—aur to aur..hamne tumhara aur damini ka taanka bhi bhida diya hai...vo ab set ho gayi hai..

Raj (khush)—kya baat karte ho... ?

Jitu—haan bhai..mamla fit ho chuka hai..(yaha bhi damini se shadi fix karne wali baat nahi batayi)

Raj—very good..

Siraj—bas yaar..vo damini ki bahan shashi ki taraf mat dekhna…vo kya hai na ki vo tumhari bhabhi hai na….pata chale ki kahi tumne Sali aadhi gharwali samajh ke usko bhi daboch lo…isliye pahle se bata dena achcha hai..

Raj—hahahahaha…don’t worry yaar….tension mat lo….

Jitu—lekin damini aur shashi ki maa ka kya karoge…?

Raj—karna kya hai... ? vo hum dono ki hi saas hai...to hum dono unki sewa karenge...kabhi siraj bhai to kabhi main unki sewa kar diya karenge....aur kabhi kabhi dono mil ke kar denge..sewa...

Iron—hihihihihi...sach me tum bahut kamine ho..

Raj—khair, ye batao ki unn ladkiyo ka kya hua…? Aur vo lund kata ashiq ritesh kaha hai…?

Raghuhalkal—uss ritesh ko to hospital me admit kar diya hai police ki nigrani me …aur ladkiyo ko unke ghar pahucha diya hai…chaar ladkiya anaath thi..vo bechari jawan ladkiya kaha jati iss paapi duniya me… to unko hamne apne ghar ka kaam kaaz karne ke liye rakh liya hai…unhe khana kapda aur rahne ki jagah bhi mil jayegi aur har mahine payment bhi..

Raj—matlab ki chodne ka full jugad kar liya hai tum logo ne..?

Amtul—ab agar unhe hum bhi nahi chodenge to bahar unko chudwana hi tha kisi na kisi se…unhe roj lund lene ki adat jo lag chuki thi…ya phir unme se hi koi ek naya kotha khol ke baith jati…iss tarah unko apne ghar me rakh ke hamne to unke sath upkar hi kiya hai..

Raj—chalo jo bhi kiya theek kiya..

Kuch der tak unke sath waqt bitane ke baad main apne quarter chala gaya…jaha damini pahle se hi moujud thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo phir se khud ko uncomfortable mahsoos karne lagi.

Vahi dusre din subah hote hi mouka milte sheetal ne raat ki poori kahani sadhana ko bata di..jisko sunne ke baad uske bhi hosh ud gaye..uske chehre par bhi chinta ki gahri lakire ubhar aayi.

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