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Mere aane ke baad dayachand ka antim sanskar kar diya gaya....usko mukhagni dene ka kaam sadhana ne kiya...uski ankho se bahte anshu mujhe andar tak jhakjhor rahe the...aur bhitar hi bhitar ek lava umad raha tha jo bahar aane ke liye betab tha.
Uske kuch samay baad chodu gang bhi aa gayi..aur unhone jo bataya vo sunte hi main bhi chounk gaya...
Ab aage……
Raj (dhire se)—kya hua..kuch pata chala ki ye sab kaise hua…..?
Amtul (kaan me)—yaar, dayachand to vahi band hai aur bilkul sahi salamat hai…
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaa…? Agar dayachand jinda hai to phir ye madarchod jo mara gaya….iski maa ko chodu ye koun tha..?
Amtul—pata nahi yaar..
Raj—(mann me)..kahi madarchod mere baap ne iss dayachand ki amma ki bur me bhi to lund nahi pel diya tha…? Iski maa ko chodu, mera baap to lagta hai ki mujhse bhi bada chudakkad tha…? Pata nahi, aur kis kis ke bhosde me apna beez daal gaya hai…? Ab bhugatna mujhe pad raha hai…
Siraj—ek baat aur hai raj, jab hum uss jagah gaye to hame admiyo mare huye mile..
Raj (hairan)—admi..! vo bhi mare huye….?
Amtul—haan, mujhe to aisa lag raha hai ki kisi ko uss jagah ka pata lag chuka hai…aur vo admi andar ghusne ki koshish me maare gaye..kyon ki unhe iss baat ka pata nahi tha ki vaha darwaje par electric current supply ho raha hai…jisse vo dono gate kholne ke chakkar me bijli ke current me phans gaye..
Raj—hmmm..ho sakta hai…tab to unn dono ko vaha rakhna khatre se khali nahi hai…
Siraj—abhi to itna jaldi khatra nahi ayega…kyon ki jisne bhi ye karwane ki koshish ki hogi, vo bhi ab alert ho chuka hoga.. agar kuch karega bhi to hum deshraj ko dayachand ke paas rahne ke liye chhod aaye hain..
Amtul—shayad isliye usne sab ko gumrah karne ke liye iss naqli dayachand ko maar kar use mara hua dikhne ki koshish ki hai..
Raj—lekin koun kar sakta hai aisa…? Aur iske piche uska maqsad kya hai... ? dayachand ko to vaise hi phansi ki saza sunayi ja chuki hai…phir koi usko kyo maarna chahega…?
Iron—iss baat me point hai....mujhe to iske piche koi bahut badi sazish lag rahi hai...
Raj (mann me)—kis ki sazish ho sakti hai ye..? aur kya sazish hai…? Kahi black star to nahi hai iske piche…? Dayachand ki vajah se hi uska khas admi deshraj kanoon ke shikanje me ulajh gaya…isliye usne ye sab kiya ho…? Lekin sochne wali baat ye hai ki usne deshraj ko maarne ki koi koshish nahi ki, jabki usne hi balck star ke khilaf court me bayaan diya tha aur yaha tak ki vo amilpur me khuleaam ghum raha hai…? Agar dusre nazariye se dekha jaye to bhi black star, dayachand ko maarne ki koshish kyo karega jabki usko phansi ki saza ho chuki ho…? Ya phir kahi aisa to nahi hai, ki dayachand kuch aisa raaz janta ho black star ko bhi pata na ho, aur jiske chalte uss raaz ko malum karne ke liye vo dayachand ko kanoon ke shikanje se nikal kar apne kabze me lena chahta ho…? Akhir aisa koun sa raaz ho sakta hai jise dayachand chhupa raha hai aur jise black star hasil karna chahta hai…? Aur to aur usne police ko bhi nahi bataya iss baare me…kaise pata karu..? ho sakta hai ki uski biwi laxmi ko pata ho….? Sadhana ko shayad pata na ho, kyon ki agar use pata hota to mujhse nahi chhipati…iska matlab ki mujhe uski maa laxmi ke jariye pata lagana hoga…aur iske liye sabse pahle mujhe uski (chinky ki muumy) bur ko saand ka lund sunghana padega..
Siraj—yaar, meri samajh me ek baat nahi aayi ki dayachand ke marne par sheetal didi aur tumhari maa yaha kyo aayi hain….?
Raj—jise tum sheetal didi samajh rahe ho vo sheetal didi ki hum shakal sadhana hai…meri jaan..mera bachpan ka pyar aur tum sab ki origional bhabhi..samjhe…
Chodu gang (shocked)—kyaaaa…?
Raj—hmmmm
Amtul—kuch samajh me nahi aaya..
Raj—(phir maine apni aur sadhana ki prem kahani short cut me bata di.)
Siraj—ohhh..to ye baat hai…
Iron—lekin hamare liye pareshani ho gayi…
Raj—kyo…?
Iron—vo isliye ki sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi bilkul ek jaisi dikhti hain…kahi agar hamne galti se sadhana bhabhi ki jagah sheetal didi ko bhabhi bol diya to vo atom bomb hamare upar hi phoot jayega….
Amtul—bilkul sahi kaha…hihihihihi…
Raj—ye jitu aur raghuhalkal kaha hain….?
Siraj—vo dono vahi amilpur me hain..ye pata lagane ke liye ki kahi isme vidhayak ka hath to nahi hai... ?
Raj—hmmm...ok...deshraj ko dayachand ke paas hi chhod do nigrani ke liye...aur siraj bhai, aap jara iss marne wale ka PDF to nikalo...
Siraj—koshish karta hu..
Amtul—ab hum chale..ya kuch kaam hai... ? vo kya hai na ki mujhe vidhayak ki badi wali ladki rakhi ko aaj pelna hai...
Raj—ok..
Uske baad chodu gang vaha se nikal gayi..lekin jate jate amtul ne bheed ka fayda utha kar ek aurat ki gaand me ungli kar hi di jisse vo aurat hadbada gayi aur gusse se amtul ki taraf dekhne lagi…ye dekh kar amtul jaldi se gadi me baith gaya.
Logo ka aana jana abhi bhi laga hua tha….jyoti ko maine vahi sab ki suraksha ke liye rok kar uss area ke police thane chala gaya iss ghatna ki report lene…thanedar vahi mil gaya.
Thanedar—good evening sir..
Raj—good evening…main dayachand ke case ke baare me baat karne aaya hu..
Thanedar—yes sir, vahi dayachand na sir jise asalm ke qatl ke jurm me do din baad phansi hone wali thi..aur jo aapki hirashat me tha..
Raj—hmmm..vahi dayachand….mujhe uski PM report dikhao..
Thanedar—(file dete huye)…ye lijiye sir
Raj (file padhte huye)—to jab aap ye jante hain ki dayachand meri hirashat me tha, to aap ko kaise malum chala ki usko heart attack aaya tha aur jisse uski mout ho gayi…? Kya raat me aap ko koi dayachand ki mout ka koi sapna aaya tha….?
Thanedar—no..no sir….
Raj—kya no..no…? iss report me to yahi likha hua hai…
Thanedar—vo report to sir…commissioner sir ke kahne par banayi hai…
Raj (hairan)—commissioner sir ke kahne par….? To kya ab aap mujhe uski mout ke baare me kuch batane ka kasht karenge…?
Thanedar—yes sir…asal me dayachand ki dead body hame city ke main chourahe par mili thi..shayad kisi ne usko maar kar vaha phenk diya tha…aur to aur, laash ka chehra iss tarah jakhmi tha ki usko pahchanna bahut mushkil tha…
Raj (shocked)—to phir aapne ye kaise pahchana ki marne wala dayachand hai….?
Thanedar—vo sir, police thane me kisi ne phone kar ke bataya ki dayachand aap ki hirashat se faraar ho gaya hai aur kuch log use city chourahe par maar rahe hain….jab tak hum vaha pahuche vo admi mar chuka tha…vaise bhi aaj Sunday hone ke karan jyadatar dukane band hi thi..jo do char khuli thi vaha paas ki dukane to maine unse uss shakhs ke baare me puch tachh ki to unhone bhi dayachand ke roop me hi uski shinakht ki….phir maine yaha ke sp sir ko report di…aur unhone commissioner sahab ko…dead body ko maine PM ke liye bhej diya……………….uske kuch der baad sp sir ka phone aaya ki commissioner sahab ne kaha hai ki isko murder ki jagah heart attack ka case dikha du kyon ki murder ka case dikhane se police department ki badnami hoti jo ki deshraj ke karan pahle hi bahut ho chuki thi….yahi commissioner sir nahi chahte the.
Raj—hmmm…to ye baat hai…ok…..
Uske baad main vapis dayachand ke ghar lout aaya…ab tak logo ka aana jana band ho gaya tha…main janta tha ki aaj shayad hi kisi ne khaya hoga aur khana banne ki bhi koi ummid nahi thi aise dukh bhare mahoul me..to main hotel se hi sab ke liye khana pack karwa laya tha.
Malti—raj kaha chala gaya tha…?
Raj—kahi nahi maa, bas thoda police thane tak gaya tha...
Jyoti—raj, main ab chalti hu...raat bhi ho gayi hai...ghar me mummy aur bhabhi intazar kar rahi hongi..
Malti—main khana bana rahi hu...madam aap bhi khana kha kar jana...
Jyoti—maa ji, aap mujhe madam mat bola kariye...main apki beti jaisi hu..mujhe mere naam se bulaya kijiye..
Malti—theek hai jyoti beta..khana kha kar jana..
Raj—uski koi jarurat nahi hai maa..main hotel se sab ke liye khana pack karwa ke laya hu...ye lo, aap sab ke khana laga do..
Laxmi (sisakti huyi)—mujhe bhookh nahi hai...aap sadhana aur baki sab ko khila dijiye..
Sadhana (pathrayi ankhe)—mujhe bhookh nahi hai mummy...maa, aap raj aur jyoti madam ke sath varsha, chinky aur twinkle ko khila dijiye..aap aur chacha ji bhi kha lijiye..mousi aap aur mousa ji bhi..
Raj—aise kaise bhookh nahi hai..maa, tum khana lagao, sab khayenge vo bhi sath me...
Laxmi (sisakte huye)—nahi sahab, mere gale se nahi utarega...aap log kha lijiye..aur sadhana ko kisi tarah khila dijiye..
Sadhana—nahi raj, pls..mujhe nahi khana...sachchi bhookh nahi hai...
Raj—sab khayenge...maa ji, aap bhi chaliye..bina koi natak kiye sab log khane baith jao..
Sadhana—nahi raj, mujhse nahi khaya jayega..pls jidd mat karo..
Raj—kyo nahi khaya jayega... ? chalo muh kholo...
Sadhana—raj, main nahi khaungi..pls..
Raj—dekho, agar sab log chupchap khana kha loge to main sab ko ek super surprise de sakta hu...
Sadhana—ab tumhari itni tight security ke hote huye papa ka murder ho gaya..ye kya kisi surprise se kam hai…?
Raj—ho sakta hai ki mere paas usse bhi bada surprise ho….
Malti—raj, aise mouke par iss tarah ka majaak nahi karte..
Raj—maa, ho sakta hai mere paas sach much ka surprise ho…
Sab khana khane me taal matol karte rahe…badi mushkil se maine sab ko kisi tarah se khilaya...sadhana ko to apne hath se hi khilana pada..jabki maa ne chinky aur twinkle ko khilaya.
Ganga—haan, raj beta..tum kuch bol rahe the…
Jyoti—raj, ab bata bhi do ki kya surprise hai…? Phir mujhe nikalna bhi hai…
Raj—sabne khana kha liya hai, ab to batana hi padega…
Malti—jo batana hai bata na...kya ladkiyo ki tarah natak kar raha hai…?
Raj—to theek hai main bata to deta hu lekin sab log apna apna dil thaam ke baith jaye…kyon ki heart attack aane ka khatra hai…
Varsha—aisa kya surprise hai jiju... ?
Raj—surprise ye hai ki...sadhana tumhare..papa...dayachand...jinda hain....aur meri custody me sahi salamat hain...
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa.... ?
Sadhana (sisakte huye)—raj, agar ye majaak hai to mujhe iss tarah ka majaak bilkul pasand nahi hai..
Raj—ye sach hai..
Jyoti (shocked)—lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Sabne unki dead body dekhi hai…
Raj—vo dayachand ki dead body nahi thi…
Meri baat ne to jaise dhamaka hi kar diya….sab ankhe phade hairani se mujhe dekhne lage…kisi ke muh se shabd hi nahi phoot rahe the..juban ko jaise lakwa maar gaya tha sabki..
Sadhana (haklate huye)—lll..lekin…ye ..kaise..ho..sakta..hai….?
Raj—baat ye hai ki…(phir maine poori baat bata di)….
Poori baat sunte hi sab hairan rah gaye…sab ki ankho se anshu bah chale..sabse jyada laxmi, sadhana, chinky aur twinkle ki ankho se bah rahe the…ye anshu khushi ke the ya phir dukh ke..? ..ye kahna mushkil hai…kuch der aur rukne ke baad jyoti chali gayi.
Raj—lekin ye baat kisi ko pata nahi chalni chahiye..kyon ki kanoon ki nazar me dayachand mar chuka hai..ab main unko apni hirashat se azad kar sakta hu..jisse vo apni family ke sath rah sake…
Laxmi (sisakte huye)—beta…kya ye sach hai…? Vo jinda hain aur hamare sath rah sakte hain…?
Sadhana (hath pakad kar)—(sisakte huye)..raj, mere sir me hath rakh ke bolo ki tumne jo kaha vo sach hai…?
Raj—kya mujh par vishwash nahi hai…?
Sadhana—tum par vishwash hai ..lekin itna sab dekhne ke baad yakin karna mushkil ho raha hai...pls..
Raj—main tumhare sir par hath rakh ke kahta hu ki jo maine kaha vo sach hai..
Sadhana (sisak kar lipat ke)—ohh rajj…I Love you….uuummmm…..I love you…uuuummmm…I love you…uuuummmm..
Iske baad sadhana mujhse lipat agyi aur jor jor se sisakte huye mere poore chehre ko chumne lagi…use iss baat ka dhyan nahi raha ki vaha sab log baithe huye hain….chinky aur twinkle bhi rote huye mere seene se lag gayi…jabki laxmi mere pair chhune lagi..ye dekh kar maine unko bhi apni baho me bhar liya….halanki uss samay mann me mere koi hawash nahi thi.
Sadhana (mann me)—jarur ye ghatiya harkat uss kamine abhay chacha ki hi ho sakti hai…jab mujhe dhoondne ke uske sab plan fail ho gaye to uss nich ne aisi ghatiya chaal chali kyon ki use achche se malum tha ki apne papa ki mout ki khabar sun kar main jarur yaha aaungi…..tu apne plan me kamyab to jarur ho gaya abhay chacha..lekin ab main bhi tujhse chhup kar bhagungi nahi…balki eent ka jawab patthar se doongi…
Raj—ek baat aur, aap sab kal se mere sath rahenge…agar aap manti hain ki mera bhi aap logo par kuch haq hai to..
Laxmi (meri baho me)—jaisa tum theek samjho…tumhara poora haq hai hum sab par….beta, kab vo hamare sath rahenge…?
Raj—aap aur sadhana mere room me aana sone se pahle dono se kuch baate karni hai….aur haan, hum subah hote hi yaha se nikal chalenge…to apna samaan pack kar lena…aur ek baat, sab ko yahi lagna chahiye jate samay ki aap sab sach me bahut dukhi ho…
Uske baad sabhi sone chale gaye…sabhi ke mann me ek sukun aa chuka tha…ghar me teen hi room the…ek me ladies let gayi…bahar wale haal me chacha aur amit aur ek room me mere liye sadhana ne alag se bistar laga diya.
Thodi der me laxmi mere paas aa gayi…maine unko apne aur sadhana ke baare me sab bata diya..badle me usne bhi mujhe vahi bataya jo ki sadhana ne bataya tha….phir maine usse dayachand ke raaz ke baare me pucha to unhone apni anibhigyata jahir kar di…phir der idhar udhar ki baate karne ke baad vo sone chali gayi.
Laxmi karib 40 saal ki khubsurat gori gadarayi aurat thi…gaand ekdam bade matka jaisi thi…chalte samay uske chutad aapas me hod laga kar upar niche thirakte the…uski mast gaand dekh kar mera mann use chodne ko karne laga…jo ki yaha to sambhav hi nahi tha vo bhi bina pataye to bilkul bhi nahi..
Laxmi ki matakti gaand ne meri neend hi uda di thi…aadhi raat tak karwat badalta raha lekin lund tha ki baithne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha…
Raj (mann me)—ye lund bhi madarchod..bina waqt khada ho jata hai…abhi to kisi ki bur milne se rahi…kya karu…? Kyo na ganga mousi ko jaga ke utha kar yaha le aau aur ek do bar unki hi bur chod lu…? Haan, yahi theek rahega..agar ganga mousi nahi mani to maa ko utha kar maa ki bur pel loonga..
Ab dimag me to bur ka nasha sawar ho chuka tha, isliye dabe paaon uth kar andar wale kamre me ghus gaya…light band thi, isliye kisi ka chehra dikhayi nahi de raha tha…jab kisi ko pahchanna mushkil ho gaya to maine har kisi ki razayi ke andar hath ghused kar tatol tatol ke dekhne laga ki saree wali koun hain aur bina saree wali koun…?
Shru shuru me to teen salwar wali aur ek maxi pahne mili…akhiri me teen saree wali mili…lekin ab dikkat ye thi ki inme se ganga mousi koun hai , samajh me nahi aa raha tha…to maine mann hi mann kuch soch kar akhiri wali razayi ke bhitar ghus gaya aur sidha apna ek hath uski blouse ke upar tatolte huye rakh diya aur dhire dhire uski gardan ko chumte huye uske doodh dabane laga.
Kuch der tak to koi halchal nahi huyi to mere hatho ka dabav uski chuchiyo par badhne laga…jaise hi use mahsoos hua ki koi uske doodh daba raha hai to turant hi ghabrahat me uski neend uski ankho se gayab ho gayi…
“Ye koun hai, jo mere doodh daba raha hai..? perfume ki mahak to bilkul vaisi hi aa rahi hai jaisi ki raj ke kapdo se aa rahi thi…to kya ye damad ji hain…?” uss aurat (Laxmi) ne mann me sochte huye kaha.
Raj (kaan me)—kya mast jawani hai teri, meri raand…meri bur chodi…
“Phooli Phooli Choochi Teri, Matka Jaisi Gaand…..Jhaanto Wali Bur Ko Teri, Chodega Ab Ye Saand.”
Laxmi (tension, mann me)—aaaahhh…hey ram, ab kya karu…? Ye damad ji ko achanak kya ho gaya hai…? Kaisi gandi gandi baat kar rahe hain…? Ye damad ji kya kar rahe hain mere sath…? Lagta hai ki damad ji ne mujhe sadhana samajh kar meri razayi me ghus aaye hain…jarur sadhana ne damad ji se milne ke liye bola hoga raat me tabhi unka alag bistar ek kamre me lagaya usne…par ab main kya karu…?
Jab mujhe uske jism me halchal mahsoos huyi to maine samjha ki ganga mousi jaag gayi hain…isliye maine razayi ko alag kar ke unko dono hatho se apni god me utha liya aur apne kamre me lage bistar ki taraf jane laga.
Laxmi (ghabra kar, mann me)—ye damad ji, mujeh utha ke kaha le ja rahe hain…? Arey ye to mujhe apne bistar me le ja rahe hain…damad ji, mujhe chhod do, main sadhana nahi hu..main sadhana ki mummy hu, aap ki hone wali saasu maa hu.
Maine le ja kar usko apne bistar me lita diya aur uske upar chadh ke dono hatho se jor jor se uske doodh daboch ke dabane laga..aur apne hoth uske hotho par chipka diye..
Laxmi (pareshan, mann me)—hey bhagwan, ab main kya karu…? Agar chillati hu to sab ko malum chal jayega…sab mujhe hi galat samjhenge aur yahi sochenge ki main damad ji ke bistar me kya kar rahi thi, itni raat me…aur to aur ye pata chalne par to meri sadhana beti ka dil hi toot jayega…vo damad ji se bahut pyar karti hai…aur phir damad ji ki vajah se hi main aaj vidhwa hote hote bach gayi..lekin agar kuch karungi nahi to damad ji pakka aaj sadhana ke dhokhe me mujhe chod chaad ke meri izzat loot lenge…ab kaise bachau damad ji se apni izzat…? Aaahhhhh….kitni jor jor se damad ji mere doodh masal rahe hain..lagta hai ki mere doodh hi ukhad lenge..itni jor se to kabhi sadhana ke papa ne bhi nahi dabaye the mere doodh, jitni jor se damad ji daba rahe hain….aaaahhhh..damad ji, main sadhana nahi hu….
Maine jee bhar ke uske hotho ka ras pine ke baad ek hath se blose ke hook kholne laga aur dusra hath niche sarkate huye saree ko upar khiska kar uski saree ke bhitar ghused diya.
Laxmi (tension, mann me)—hey bhagwan, damad ji ko kya ho gaya hai…? Inhone to meri saree ke andar apna hath ghused diya…aaahhhh…ab mera kya hoga…? apni bur chudne se kaise bachaau...? agar damad ji ne meri bur chod li to main sadhana ke papa ko apna muh dikhane layak nahi rahungi....aaaahhhh..damad ji, ka hath to meri bur tak pahuch gaya...ab kaise bachaau apni bur....?
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