Incest SAAND

[Prince babu]

Bro kindly give update bro

 

[Xfan]

wwaiting

 

[prem pujari]

Bhai update likhne me hi laga hua hu..lekin main jaha par update finish karna chahta hu, uss point tak abhi pahucha nahi hu..jaise hi complete hota hai, post kar dunga bhai..

bhai waiting hope update faadu hogi
kyonki agar aap apne dimag ko waha nahi le jaa paa rahe jaha aap jana chahte ho to dil se awaaz aa rahi hai ki update mast hone wala hai

 

[Ben Tennyson]

इंतजार है भाई अगले अपडेट का

 

[Abhi4568]

Lagta hai Anand bhai mega update dene waale hai
Intezaar hai bhai

 

[Iron Man]

Waiting for next update

 

[prem pujari]

bhai hope update mil jayegi aj
aur jo dimag mai hai use chalne dijiye
dil jo chahe wo hamesha nahi hota

 

[aman rathore]

Waiting anand bhai

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 224​

Vahi dusri taraf gaon me sadhana, rashmi didi, minakshi didi, varsha, chinky, ganga mousi aur sheetal didi ek room me baith kar baate karne me lagi huyi thi ki tabhi vaha meri choti bahan ghabrayi huyi bhagte aati hai, jise aise ghabraye dekh kar sab chounk jate hain.

Sheetal—kya baat hai gudiya…aisi ghabrayi huyi kyo hai….?

Radhika (gudiya)—(hanfte huye)..didi, vo…vo…raj bhaiya ko…goli lagi..hai….TV me..bata raha hai news me….

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….?

Uski baat sunte hi sabhi sakte me aa gaye…aur phir turant bhagte huye TV ke paas aa kar news channel me chal rahi khabar ko sunne lage….

Ab aage……

News channels par dikhayi ja rahi khabar aur goli lagne ki baat ko sun kar sab log ghabrane lage…jaha sabhi log poori news sunne me lage huye the vahi sheetal kuch seconds dekhne ke baad room me chali gayi aur turant raj ko call lagane lagi..

Vahi main jaise hi apne room me pahucha to samne suhag sez par saj sawar kar baithi arti ko dekh kar apne hosh khone laga…dulhan ke lal libas me vo behad khubsurat lag rahi thi…maine jaldi se darwaja band kar ke arti ke paas bed par aa gaya…mere aate hi usne bistar se niche utar kar mere pair chhuye to maine usko god me utha kar phir bistar par baitha diya….maine dono hatho se uska ghunghat upar kiya to arti ka chamakta hua gora mukhda samne aa gaya…usne ek nazar meri taraf dekha aur phir nazre jhuka li.

Raj—haaye..kya khubsurat chehra hai…ye chehra dekh kar aaj mujhe pachtawa ho raha hai..

Arti (chounk kar, dard me)—kya mujhse koi galti ho gayi…? Main janti hu aap ko pachtawa kis baat ka ho raha hai..?

Raj—janti ho to batao…

Arti—(nam ankhe)..isliye na kyon ki main kuwari nahi hu…

Raj—bilkul galat socha tumne, arre pagli, mujhe pachtawa to iss baat ka ho raha hai ki tumhe paane me maine itna samay kyo laga diya…kaash ki main tumhe pahle hi apni biwi bana liya hota to ab tak roj ragad ragad ke tumhe kam se kam apne ek bachche ki maa bana chuka hota..samjhi..

Meri baat sunte hi uske chehre par aayi udasi door ho gayi aur uski jagah sharam aur haya ne le li…laaz se uski nazre jhuk gayi..uski ye ada mujhe bahut pasand aayi.

Raj (chehra upar utha ke)—kyo, sahi kaha na maine…?

Arti (sharmate huye)—mujhe kya pata... ?

Raj—koi baat nahi, abhi bhi kuch nahi bigda hai...der aaye durust aaye...dekhna main kaise ab line lagata hu bachcho ki, bas tum bhar taiyar raho har saal maa banne ke liye...kyo kya vichar hai... ?

Arti (sharma kar)—mujhse kyo puchte hain..jo karna hai aap ko karna hai..

Raj—par bachcho ki maa to tum hi banogi na... ? vaise kitne bachcho ki maa banogi... ?

Arti (seene me chehra chhupa ke)—jitne aap chahenge...

Raj—to phir chalo jaldi se bachche paida karne ki riharsal chalu kar dete hain...mujhse ab bardast karna kathin ho raha hai..kyon ki maine to apni rani ka ghunghat utha ke chehra dekh liya lekin bechara niche wala bhi ab apni bulbul ka chehra dekhne ke liye tadap raha hai...arti, jaldi se niche wali rani ka ghunghat utha ke bulbul ka chehra dikha do na..

Arti (laaz se)—dhatt..besharam...main nahi utati..jise dekhna hoga, vo khud hi utha ke dekh le..

Raj—aisa gajab mat karo...achcha ek jhalak hi apni niche wali ki dikha do bechare ko..sach me bahut phadphada raha hai, tumhari niche wali ko dekhne ke liye..

Arti—na baba na...ye sab dikhane vikhane wala kaam mujhse nahi hoga...aap use bol do, khud hi dekh le...

Raj—theek hai, main khud hi dikha dunga bechare ko...lekin usse pahle ye raha meri taraf se muh dikhayi ka ek chota sa tohfa...

Arti—kya hai isme... ?

Raj—ankhe band karo pahle..aur jab main bolu tabhi kholna..ok..

Arti—hmmm

Phir uske ankhe band karte hi maine uss box se diamod neckless nikala aur arti ke gale me pahna diya...phir usko ankhe kholne ko kaha to jaise hi usne ankhe khol kar dekha to uss samay uske chehre ki khushi dekhte hi banti thi.

Raj—kaisa laga ye tohfa... ?

Arti (khush)—amazing...lekin bahut costly hoga...ye lene ki kya jarurat thi... ?

Raj—tumse costly to nahi hai na…chinta mat karo, iss ek gift ke badle me main daily raat raat bhar tumhare iss khubsurat hushn se iski poori kimat vasool kar loonga…

Arti—ye hushn to ab vaise bhi tumhara hi hai raj….mere tann, mere mann aur meri aatma par ab se sirf tumhara hi adhikar hai aur hamesha sirf aur sirf tumhara hi adhikar rahega…

Raj—arti, tum mujhse shadi kar ke khush to ho na…?

Arti (hairan)—ye kaisa bachkana sawal hai raj…? Main aaj kitni khush hu, iska andaza koi nahi laga sakta raj…tum bhi nahi… aisa faltu sawal phir mat karna..

Raj—maine to bas isliye pucha kyon ki kayi ladkiyo se mere sex relation hain, aur aage bhi bane rahenge..to ho sakta hai ki tum iss baat se khush na ho…

Arti—ye sab to poora gaon janta hai…isliye mujhe isse koi fark nahi padta..bas main hamesha tumhare sath rahna chahti hu…aur tumhara thoda sa pyar bhi mere liye bahut anmol hai raj..isliye ye ab mat puchna kabhi..

Raj—ok baba, lekin kam se kam iss khushi ke mouke par muh to mitha kara do…

Arti (table me rakha doodh ka glass uthate huye)—hmmm…main to bhul hi gayi thi…ye lijiye..doodh pi lijiye..

Raj—main to muh mitha karane ki baat kar raha tha lekin lagta hai ki doodh pilane ki bahut jaldi hai tumhe..? chinta kyo karti ho, doodh bhi piyunga, jarur piyunga lekin ye naqli wala doodh nahi balki apni arti ka doodh piyunga main to aaj se..

Arti (sharma kar)—dhatt..gande kahi ke..

Raj—isme ganda kya hai…? Kyo, apna doodh nahi pilaogi mujhe... ? arti batao na…?

Arti (ankhe jhukaye)—kya bataau... ?

Raj—yahi ki mujhe apna doodh pilaogi na…?

Arti (dhire se)—mujhe nahi malum..

Raj—ye kya baat huyi.. ? doodh tumhare hain, pilana tumko hai...ab tumhe malum nahi hoga to kise malum hoga... ? batao..

Arti (dhire se)—aap ke jo mann me aaye karo, maine aap ko roka thodi hi hai kisi baat ke liye...

Raj—khair jab tumhara mann hi nahi hai ki main tumhara doodh piyu to jane do…

Arti—maine kab mana kiya hai aap ko…main to bas ye kah rahi thi ki pahle ye glass wala doodh pi lo phir vo bhi pi lena..

Raj—ye vo wala kya hota hai…?

Arti—gande, tum na, mujhe bhi apni tarah ganda bana ke rahoge...(kaan me)..achcha baba, main tumhe pilaungi apna doodh bhi..lekin pahle glass wala, uske baad..

Raj—lekin daba daba ke doodh pilana hoga...

Arti (kaan me)—tum mere doodh dabate jana, main pilati jaungi…

Maine uske hath se glass le kar pahle jabardasti usko doodh pilaya aur phir baad me khud piya…uske baad maine arti ko lita diya aur khud uske upar aa gaya.

Raj—ab muh mitha karne ki izajat hai…?

Arti—hmmm

Maine arti ke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye aur dhire dhire uske adhro se shahad chusne laga…arti bhi ankhe band kar ke poora sath de rahi thi iss chumban me…hoth chumte huye maine ek hath uske blouse ke upar rakh ke uski ek chuchi ko haule haule dabane laga…lekin blouse aur bra ki vajah se uski chuchi hath se fisal jati thi jisse dabate nahi ban raha tha.

Ye dekh kar maine uske blouse ke button dhire dhire kholne laga…button khulte hi maine bra ke bhitar hath ghused kar uski nangi chuchiyo ko dabane laga…chuchi dabate hi arti sisak uthi aur jor jor se mere hotho ko chumne lagi…ek hath piche le ja kar maine uski bra ka huk khol diya jisse arti ke dono pahadi kabootar phadphadate huye azadi ka jshn manane lage.

Arti (sharmate huye)—raj, pls..light band kar do..mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..

Raj—sharam ko maro goli aur ban jao aaj ki raat full besharam…mujhe bhi to apni biwi ke jaanleva hushn ka deedar karne do..

Arti ne do teen bar kaha light band karne ko lekin jab vo samajh gayi ki main nahi manne wala to usne bhi bolna band kar diya…maine uska blouse aur bra utar kar jism se alag kar diya…aur uske kaan, gaal aur hotho ko chumte huye niche aane laga..jaha mere dono hath ki uski dono parvat chotiyo ko daba daba kar unka abhiman chur chur karne me lage huye the.

Arti ke bade bade doodh dabane me behad anand aa raha tha…main jitni jor se doodh dabata, arti utni hi jor se sisak uthti.. arti ki bur me kaam ras ki baadh hi jaise aa gayi thi..vo poori tarah se chudasi ho chuki thi…doodh dabate huye maine uski chuchi par muh laga diya aur uska doodh pine laga..

Arti—aaaaahhhh…rajjj….kuch karo na…ye kaisi aag bhadka di hai tumne, jisme mera badan jal kar khak hua ja raha hai.. pls..jaldi kuch karo na….aaahhhhh….aise hi dabao….dabate raho apni arti ke dono doodh…aaahhhhh…itni jor se nahi rajj.. dard hota hai…aaahhhh..thoda dhire dabao…hmmmm…aise hi..dabate raho meri chuchiyo ko…aaahhh..aur chuso raj.. kha jao meri chuchiyo ko…pi lo inka sara ras…aaahhhh

Main tab tak uski chuchiyo ka badi hi beardi se dabata aur chusta raha jab tak ki vo lal nahi pad gayi…lekin main phir bhu unka ras nichodta raha…achanak arti ka badan akadne laga aur vo mera sir jor se apne doodh par dabane lagi..aur phir agle hi pal ek jor ki sisakri lete huye apni chaddi me hi jhad gayi.

Uske jhadte hi maine uske kapde utarne shuru kar diye..arti ne maare sharam ke apni ankhe band kar li…kapde utarte hi vo agle pal mere samne poori nangi ho kar bistar me padi thi…

Raj—arti ankhe kholo na..

Arti—(na me gardan hilate huye)..uuunnhhhhuunn

Raj—pls

Arti—mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..

Raj—tumhe meri kasam..pls..

Arti ne dhire se apni ankhe kholi aur phir jaise hi dekha ki main uski bur ko dekh raha hu to usne turant hi apne dono hatho se apni bur ko chhupa liya..

Raj—ye kya arti..dekhne do na…

Arti—mujhe sharam aa rahi hai..tumne to apni laaz sharam bech khayi hai..lekin mujhe to aati hai..

Raj—to kya, tumhe nangi dekhne ka mujhe koi haq nahi hai…? Bolo…

Arti (ankhe band)—hai

Raj—to phir hath hatao aur mujhe dekhne do…

Arti—mujhe sharam aa rahi hai na…light band kar do..phir jitna mann kare dekh lena…

Raj—andhere me kya baba ji ka ghanta dekhunga jab kuch dikhega hi nahi to…?

Arti—haan to vahi dekh lena..hihihi

Maine apne bhi kapde utar diye aur sidha arti ke upar 69 position me aa gaya...jaise hi mere lund ne uske hotho ko chhua to turant uski ankhe khul gayi..phir jaise hi uski nazar lund par gayi to uski darr aur khauf se halat parli ho gayi...

Arti (shocked, mann me)—hey bhagwan…ye kya hai..? aisa bhi kisi ka hota hai kya saand ke jaisa…? Ab mera kya hoga..? beta arti, aaj ki raat teri zindagi ki akhiri raat hone wali hai..kyon ki iss lund ke bur me ghuste hi tera raam naam satya hai hona nishchit hai..ab tu nahi bachegi..

Iss chakkar me arti ka hath kab uski bur par se thoda hat gaya use dhyan nahi raha..iss mouke ka fayda uthate hi maine dusra hath bhi hata kar turant apna muh uski chikni bur me laga diya aur chusne laga…apni bur me meri jeebh ke sparsh ka ehsaas hote hi vo hadbada kar uchhal padi..aur phir agle hi pal ek sukhad anand ke mayajaal me phansti gayi…

Ye aurat ki bur ka aisa sukhad mayajaal hai ki jisse bade bade rishi, muni, tapaswi, raja, maharaja, ameer ho ya phir garib, koi nahi bach paya…jisko bhi aurat ki dono taango ke beech chhupi iss aloukik jagah ke darshan kar liye, vo phir isme dubki lagane ke liye apna sab kuch chhod kar vyakul rahta hai.

Bur me jeebh lagte hi arti kisi jannat ki duniya me hi pahuch gayi..uski bur ek bar phir se chudas se bhar uthi aur kaam ras chhalkane lag gayi…main kabhi uski clit ko chusta to kabhi bur ke chhed me jeebh ghused deta…

Arti—aaahhhh…rajj….bahut maza aa raha hai….aaaahhh…kha lo meri bur ko…aur chuso…aaaahhhh..aise hi…ohhh, maa…. Aaahhhhh…masal dalo mujhe rajjj

Phir arti ne khud hi mera lund dono hatho se pakad kar jitna ho saka muh me lete huye chusne lagi…jab tak vo dubara jhad nahi gayi maine uski bur ko nahi chhoda…

Uske baad uth kar maine uski dono taango ko apne kandhe par taang kar dono jaangho ke beech me aa gaya aur lund ko bur ke darwaje par tika ke ek karara takatwar dhakka pel diya…ek dhakke me hi arti ki cheekh nikal gayi…maine jaldi se hath rakh kar uska muh band kiya..nahi to poora hotel uth kar vahi aa jata.

Ek hath se uski chuchiyo ko dabate huye aur dusre hath se uska muh band kiye huye hi maine jaldi jaldi teen chaar tagde dhakke lagate huye lund ko arti ki bachchedani me ghused diya…lund uski bur ko cheerta phadta hua jad tak sama gaya.

Arti ke muh se jor se cheekh nikal kar uske band gale me hi dafan ho gayi…uski ankhe badi badi ho gayi aur ankho se anshu bahne lage..vo bin pani ki machhli ki tarah apne hath pair patakte huye phadphadane lagi….bur poori uske khoon se lahu luhan ho chuki thi.

Kuch der aise hi dard me tadapne ke baad vo behosh hoti chali gayi…maine uske chehre par pani daal kar kaise bhi kar ke use hosh me vapis le kar aaya..hosh me aate hi vo rone lagi.

Arti (rote huye)—aaaahhhh…rajjj…pls..bahar nikal lo…nahi to marr jaungi…bahut dard ho raha hai…dekho meri bur poori phat gayi hai…aur ab pet bhi phata ja raha hai…aaahhhhh

Raj—bas meri jaan, ab jitna dard hona tha vo ho chuka hai..tension mat lo..abhi ye dard gayab karta hu…

Maine jhuk kar uski chuchiyo ko muh me bhar kar chubhlane laga aur dusri ko dhire dhire dabana start kar diya.. lagbhag dus minute me jab vo kuch normal huyi to thoda thoda usko bhi achcha lagne laga…ye dekh maine lund ko dhire dhire uski bur me andar bahar sarkana shuru kar diya.

Thodi hi der me vo phir se chudasi ho gayi aur niche se apni gaand uthane lagi…to maine bhi usko chodne ki speed thoda tez kar di…ab arti bhi apni bur chudwate huye apni gaand utha utha kar mera sath dene lagi…chodte huye main uski chuchiyo ko bhi jor jor se masalta ja raha tha.

Arti—aaaahhhhh…aise hi rajjj…..khoob chodo mujhe….aaaahhhh…poori raat chodna aaj mujhe…..chod chod kar phad do meri bur ko….mujhe pel pel kar fukla kar do….aaahhhhh…aise hi chodte raho….bahut maza aa raha hai…itna maza pahle kabhi nahi aaya…..aaaahhhhhh

Raj—tujhe to main ab aise hi roj pelunga meri jaan…..aur tu mere sath roj nangi ho kar soyegi..

Arti—haaan..main tumhare sath roj nangi ho kar soungi….tum roj khoob..khoob choda karna mujhe….aaahhhh…aise hi dabate raho mere doodh….chod chod ke mujhe apne bachcho ki maa bana do….aaaahhhhhh

Kuch der tak aise hi ragadne ke baad maine arti ko kutiya bana diya..aur piche se uski bur me lund pel kar thokne laga..uske makhmali bade bade gore chutad meri ankho ke samne upar niche kood rahe the bur me dhakka lagne se.. maine ek hath se uski chuchi meeste huye dusre hath se uske gore chutad par jor jor se thappad maarne laga.. jisse chodne me aur maza badh gaya.

Raj—kya mast gaand hai arti teri…aaj to main teri ye gaand bhi maarunga….marwayegi na mujhse apni ye madmast gaand..?

“Badi badi hain choochi teri, Aur teri Ye matka jaisi gaand…..Malayi jaisi chikni bur hai teri, Khoob ragadega ab tujhe ye saand.”

Arti—aaaahhhh….sab kuch tumhara hi hai raj…jo chahe maar lo….haan marwaungi, main tumse apni gaand bhi marwaungi…khoob maarna gaand bhi meri..roj maarna…subah bhi maarna…dophar bhi maarna aur raat me bhi daily maarna meri gaand….aaaaaahhhhhh…main to tumhari diwani ho gayi rajjjj…..aaahhhhhhh…tumhari gulam, tumhari rakhail ban gayi aaj…..aaahhhhhhhh

Arti thodi hi der me phir se jhad gayi to iss bar maine khade ho kar usko apni god me utha liya aur uski gaand ko pakad ke lund ko bur me pel diya aur chodne laga…iss position me uske jhadne ke baad maine usko apne upar lund par bitha liya aur vo mere lund par uchhal jud machane lagi…jab vo thak gayi to maine phir se usko apne niche lita kar humach humach ke chodne laga.

Iss jabardasy chudai ke baad hum dono ek sath hi jhad gaye…mere lund se nikal rahi lambi lambi pichkariya uski bachchedani ko bharne lagi…aur main uske upar hi let gaya, uske doodh sahlate huye.

Tabhi mere mobile par kisi ka phone aane laga…mobile ko maine vibration mod par daal ke rakha tha, isliye pata nahi chala ki kis ka call hai..maine bina dekhe hi call cut kar diya..lekin vo phir aa gaya..to maine dekhne ke liye ki call kis ka hai, jaise hi utha kar dekha to usme sheetal didi likha dekh kar meri gaand phat gayi..aur khada lund murjha kar arti ke bur se bahar nikal aaya.

Raj (mann me)—lo suhag raat ki maiya chud gayi…

Sheetal (ghabrayi)—(sisakte huye)..hello raj..

Dusri taraf se sheetal didi ke rote huye sisakne ki awaz sunayi padte hi mere andar bur chodne ka nasha turant hi utar kar gayab ho gaya..aur main unke rone se main chounk gaya.

Raj (tension)—didi..! aap ro rahi ho…? Tabiyat to theek hai na aapki..?

Sheetal (sisakte huye)—kaha hai tu... ? tujhe goli lagi hai na.... ?

Raj (mann me)—oohhhh, to ye baat hai...main to darr hi gaya tha ki kahi uss madarchod black star ne kuch kar to nahi diya... ? warna sale ki abhi raat me hi daiya maiya chod dalta..

Sheetal—kya hua..kuch bolta kyo nahi... ?

Raj—aaann…arrey nahi didi, ye media wale kuch bhi badha chadha kar batane lagte hain…vo to jhuthi news hai..main to ekdam fit hu..

Sheetal—achcha to kha meri kasam ki tujhe goli nahi lagi hai….?

Raj—didi, aap bhi na, bachcho ki tarah mujhe treat karti ho…goli mere hath me lagi thi seene me nahi, jo itna pareshan ho rahi ho….doctor ne goli nikal di hai aur ab main ekdam theek hu..yakin na ho to main doctor se baat karwa sakta hu abhi..

Sheetal—tu kaha hai,..? jaldi se apna address send kar mujhe…main abhi aa rahi hu..

Raj (hadbada kar)—nahii..nahi..yaha aane ki jarurat nahi hai…maine kaha na ki main bilkul theek hu..

Sheetal—jitna kaha hai, sirf utna sun…jaldi se address bata mujhe apna..

Raj—nahi didi, aap yaha mat aana…main kal khud hi aa raha hu na ghar…phir araam se baate karenge..

Sheetal—mujhe kuch nahi sunna..main abhi aa rahi hu to matlab aa rahi hu..samjha..address bata jaldi se..

Raj—aap yaha mat aana ..kyon ki main city se bahar hu iss samay…aap ko yaha nahi milunga..

Sheetal—bahar hai…? Kaha bahar hai…?

Raj (jaldi se)—vo..vo..jo police wale mar gaye hain na, main unke gaon aaya hua hu aur unka daah sanskar karwa raha hu.. isliye aapse nahi mil paunga aaj main..

Sheetal—dekh raj, jhuth mat bol…..raat me kisi ka daah sanskar nahi hota hai, samjha..

Raj (shocked)—kya,raat me nahi hota…!

Sheetal—nahi hota…daah sanskar din me hota hai…ab address bata jaldi se..

Raj (shocked, mann me)—raat me daah sanskar nahi hota…ye to madarchod mujhe pata hi nahi tha..raj beta, samajh le ki ab to tere lawde lag gaye..

Sheetal—main aa rahi hu matlab aa rahi hu, samjha

Sheetal didi ki yaha aane ki jidd se main thoda upset ho gaya..aur achanak hi mera hath jo arti ki chuchi ke upar tha, usko poori taqat se uski chuchi ko daba diya, jisse arti dard se cheekh padi....dusri taraf phone par baat kar sheetal didi ne ye cheekhne ki awaz sun li.

Arti (jor se)—aaaaaahhhh...rajjjj...dhire se dabao naaa....

Sheetal (shocked)—kaha hai tu... ? aur..aur ye ladki koun hai tere sath…?

Raj (hadbada kar)—ladki..! koun ladki…? Nahi..nahi..yaha koi ladki nahi hai..kasam se nahi hai ladki..

Sheetal—dekh raj, bahut ho gaya…maine saaf saaf ladki ki awaz suni hai..tu kis randi ke sath apna muh kala kar raha hai..? ab main jarur aaungi..

Raj (tension)—nahi didi, aap yaha mat aana..main bol to raha hu ki main kal ghar aa jaunga…sachchi..yaha koi ladki nahi hai..aap ko galat fahmi huyi hai…

Sheetal—mujhe koi galat fahmi nahi huyi hai samjha..maine uss kutiya ki awaz bhi suni hai aur cheekh bhi.. bata kya kar raha hai tu uske sath…aur kaha par hai..? jaldi se bata..main abhi aa rahi hu vaha..

Raj—hihihi..achcha..vo cheekhne ki awaz ki baat kar rahi ho aap..ab samjha..

Sheetal—dekh raj, baat ko ghumane ki koshish mat kar…jaldi bata koun hai vo ladki…?

Raj—achcha..vo ladki…arrey didi, vo kya hai na ki…vo main jis police wale ki dead body le kar aaya hu na to daed body dekh kar uski biwi cheekhi thi abhi jor se..aapne uski hi awaz suni hogi..hihihihi

Arti (shocked, mann me)—ye raj bhi na..kitna bada jhuth bol raha hai…mujhe apni biwi ko kisi dusre mare huye admi ki biwi bata raha hai..‼

Sheetal—mujhe bewaqoof samjha hai tune…? Jaise ki maine kuch suna hi na ho ki uss ladki ne bola kya tha…aur agar vo uss mare huye admi ki biwi thi to usne tera naam kyo liya…? Aur..aur..aur tu..jor se kya daba raha tha uska…jo vo tujhe jor se dabane se mana kar rahi thi…?

Tabhi vaha rashmi aur sadhana aa jati hain sheetal ke paas aur uski baate sunne lagti hain…sheetal ki dabane wali baat sun kar sadhana ki to kuch samajh me nahi aaya lekin rashmi samajh gayi.

Rashmi (dhire se)—..meri baano..itna bhi nahi samajhti ki mard log aurat ki kis cheez ko jor se dabate hain…? (kaan me). Aurat ke seene me lage huye inn kalmi aam ko…samjhi..

Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaa…? (gusse me)..kamine…ye kar raha hai tu vaha….? ruk main abhi aa kar batati hu tujhe..

Iske baad sheetal didi ne phone cut kar diya aur meri tension badh gayi...kyon ki arti ki awaz sun kar pahle hi unko mere upar doubt ho gaya hoga aur agar vo yaha aa gayi aur arti ko mere sath dekh liya..to khisiyani billi mera to khambha hi noch legi....samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu... ? arti chupchap hamari baate sun rahi thi...

Arti—kis ka phone tha ... ?

Raj—sheetal didi ka..

Arti—kya bol rahi thi meri nanad rani…?

Raj—jyada nanad rani nanad rani mat kar..agar vo yaha aa gayi na to teri gaand me lamba wala baans thok degi.. aur phir main aaj hi shadi aur suhag raat ke baad aaj hi randawa ho jaunga..

Arti—faltu me tension le rahe ho…vo nahi ayengi..bhala itni raat me koun si bus mil jayegi unko yaha ke liye... ?

Raj—tum abhi meri bahan ko janti nahi na isliye aisa soch rahi ho...meri ye bahan dimag se aadhi pagal hai aur baki ke aadhe dimag me meri jasusi karne ka kida kulbulata rahta hai hardam unke...agar unko bus nahi milegi na to vo paidal hi chal padengi mere paas tak aane ke liye...samajh gayi..

Arti—lagta hai ki sheetal didi tumhe bahut chahti hain... ?

Raj—haan, sheetal didi aur sadhana, meri do ankhe hain, mere dono hath hain ...mere dono kaan hain aur mere dono pair bhi hain...inn dono me se kisi ek ke bhi bina main apahiz hu..ye dono meri jaan hain..mera armaan hain..

Phir maine arti ko apne aur sadhana ki prem kahani aur sheetal didi ki caring ke baare me sab detail se bata diya... sheetal didi ke yaha aane ki jidd se main kuch tension me tha...........jab kuch samajh nahi aaya to maine amtul ko call lagana shuru kiya...do teen ring me usne call pick kar liya.

Raj—amtul..kaha hai yaar ... ?

Amtul—yaar kuch nahi..tum to aaj apni suhag raat me busy hoge..to hamne bhi socha ki kuch kar liya jaye..to jin ladkiyo ko chhudaya tha, hotel me unko hi pel pel kar apne lund ki garmi shant kar rahe hain..vaise bhi ye sab to kal chali hi jayengi... kam se kam hamara shukriya ada to karti hi jaye..hihihi...kyo kuch kaam tha kya yaar... ?

Raj—haan bhai..vo kya hai na ki meri sheetal didi yaha aa rahi hain to tum ja kar unko dekh lo na... ? aur yaha mat lana..

Amtul—bhai hath jodta hu...mujhe maaf karo...vo tumhare baare me puchegi to kya kahunga... ?

Raj—kuch bhi abcd padha dena..lekin yaha iss hotel mat lana...

Amtul—iska matlab ki aap vaha maze karo aur juta chappal khane main jaau…mujhe to maaf hi kar do bhai…main nahi jane wala tumhari uss atom bomb ke paas…kyon ki aate hi vo sidhe tumhare paas chalne ki baat karengi aur maine aana kani ki to vo atom bomb mere upar hi phoot jayega…tumhare upar ka sara gussa, vo mere upar hi nikal dengi…mujhe kisi sher ke samne jane ko kah do to main jane ko taiyar hu..lekin iss sherni ke samne ja kar mujhe marna nahi hai..bhai siraj ko bhej do…phir bhi tum bhi bhabhi ke sath maze karo aur yaha mujhe bhi chooto ke samundar me tairne do..

Raj—yaar amtul…abhi se ye jute chappal khane ki adat daal lo…kyon ki anamika bhi meri sheetal didi ki carbon copy hai.. agar abhi se habbit nahi daloge to anamika ko kaise sambhaloge…?

Amtul—dekh bhai..abhi se dara dara ke meri gaand mat phad....agar anamika mujhe thokegi to main apna poora gussa uski maa aur bahno ki bur thok thok kar shant kar loonga..aap siraj aur iron ko bhej do sheetal didi ko laane ke liye..

Maine phir siraj, aur iron man ko bhi phone kiya lekin unhone bhi mana kar diya, unka bhi vahi kahna tha jo amtul ne kaha…akhir me kisi tarah samjha bujha kar jitu ko taiyar kiya maine…aur kya karna aur kahna hai sab samjha diya…tab ja kar thoda meri tension door huyi…lekin ab tension me bechara jitu aa gaya tha.

Jitu se baat ho jane ke baad meri tension kam ho gayi thi to maine phir se arti ko chumna aur uske doodh dabana shuru kar diya..thodi hi der me garam ho kar vo mera sath dene lagi.

Tabhi mera phone phir se bajna shuru ho gaya…maine utha kar dekha to koi unknown caller tha…maine call cut kar diya aur phir se premalap karne me lag gaya..lekin vo phir se bajne laga…vivash ho kar maine call utha liya.

Raj—kis ki amma ki bur me khujli ho rahi hai, jo madarchod uski bur chudwane ke liye bar bar phone kar raha hai…?

Phone me dusri taraf se…

S..T..A..R B..L..A..C..K S..T..A..R

Raj—achcha, to teri amma ki bur me chuluk uth rahi hai isliye apni amma ki bur me saand ka lund pelwane ke liye phone kar raha hai....ek kaam kar, bhej de yahi apni amma ko..raat bhar uski bur me lund pel pel kar subah tere paas gabhin kar ke bhej dunga..

Black Star—abe choot ke pujari, tujhe bur ke alawa bhi kuch dikhta hai ya nahi kabhi... ?

Raj—matlab ki baat kar madarchod, faltu ki bakchodi karne ki jagah..

Black Star—maine to tumhe congratulation karne ke liye call kiya tha..

Raj—matlab ki tu apni haar se baukhla kar mujhe phir se koi dhamki dene ke liye phone kiya hai…kyon ki tere sabhi plan jo fail ho gaye….?

Black Star—hahaha…tum bewaqoof ho sp..nihayati bewaqoof…black star ka plan kabhi fail nahi hota sp…kyon ki black star kabhi single plan ke sath game nahi khelta…uske har plan ke bhitar teen target set hote hain…tu apni jeet par itna mat akad..kyon ki tune jo kiya, vo bhi mere hi plan ka ek hissa tha…

Raj—ab gaand phat gayi to madarchod yahi bolega na tu..tere sabhi plan maine choupat kar diye bhosdi ke..samjha..

Black Star—aisa tu samajhta hai ki tune mere sabhi plan fail kar diye jabki mera plan to success ho gaya..jo main chahta tha..

Raj—jara main bhi to sunu ki tera koun sa plan success ho gaya…?

Black Star—chal tu puch hi raha hai to tujhe bata hi deta hu…chal pahle dayachand ki baat karte hain…tu janta hai ki maine deshraj ko apne khilaf bolne par bhi kuch kyo nahi kiya…? Nahi na…? kyon ki main use tere hi hatho marwana chahta tha..isliye main dayachand ko tere hirashat se bahar nikalne ke kaam ke liye chuna..isme mera pahla target tha, deshraj ke jariye dayachand ko apne kabze me lena…usne apna target poora kar bhi liya tha lekin tune iss target ko fail kar diya…iss tarah mere iss plan ka pahla target fail ho gaya…deshraj ne mere khilaf bolne ki himmat ki thi, isliye main usko marwana bhi chahta tha lekin tere hatho..kyon ki main janta tha ki dayachand ko bhagane ke baad tum kaise bhi kar ke use bhagane wale ko dhoond hi loge aur milte hi tapka doge…ye mere iss plan ka dusra target tha, jo ki poora ho gaya, tumne deshraj ko tapka diya….isliye hi to maine tujhe apna plan bataya tha aur sath me deshraj ka naam bhi…aur rahi teesre target ki baat to vo maine tujhe bataya hi nahi tha..isliye mere uss target ka tu kuch ukhad nahi paya…hihihihi

Black Star—ab aate hain mere dusre plan unn ladkiyo ko kidnap karne ke baare me..jaise maine tujhe apne pahle plan ke sath me deshraj ka naam bataya tha, vaise hi yaha vidhayak ka naam bataya…janta hai kyo…? Kyon ki uss chutiye ke hote huye mera dhandha amilpur me choupat ho gaya tha, aur apna nuksan karwane wale admiyo ko main jinda nahi rahne deta..pahle plan ki tarah tune yaha bhi mera pahla target fail kar diya, lekin mera dusra target vidhayak ko tapkane ka kaam tune kar hi diya, bhale tune use jaan se nahi mara lekin uski jindagi mout se bhi badtar kar di tune…aur kamaal ki baat to ye thi ki maine yaha bhi tujhe apna teesra target bataya hi nahi, jiske baare me tu kuch nahi kar paya…hihihihihi

Black Star—ab baat karte hain teesre plan matlab ki teri chodu team ke baare me…apne iss third plan ke baare me maine tujhe sirf itna hi bataya tha ki chodu gang phans gayi..lekin maine iss kaam ko anzam dene wale ka naam nahi bataya aur tu kuch nahi kar saka..tera ek sathi nipat gaya…main chahta to teri poori chodu team ko teeno ladkiyo ke jariye kab ka tapka diya hota…lekin main to tujhe apni taqat ka ek chota sa namuna dikhana chahta tha isliye sirf tere ek hi admi ko tapkaya…iss plan me mera pahla target tha, tere ek sathi ko tapkana, jo poora ho gaya…dusra target, kaam ko anzam dene wali unn ladkiyo ko tere hatho khatam karwana, vo bhi success ho gaya…aur sabse badi baat ki mera iss plan ka teesra target tujhe yaha bhi nahi malum hua…hihihiihi

Black Star—ab tu bata, tu kaha jeeta…? Tune to sirf vahi kiya, jo main tujhse karwana chahta tha...isliye hi to maine tujhe phone kar ke apne teeno plan bataye the, deshraj aur vidhayak ke naam ke sath...ab tu hi soch, agar main tujhe phone kar ke nahi batata to tu mera koun sa plan fail kar leta... ? koi bhi nahi...kyon ki uss surat me to mera first target bhi complete ho jata..lekin mera second target adhura rah jata, kyon ki tujhe pata hi nahi chalta ki kaam ko anzam kisne diya.. ? aur third target to maine kisi plan ka tujhe bataya hi nahi tha... hihihihi

Black Star—ab bata, koun asli khiladi hai…? Saand Ya Black Star…? Bhale hi tu police ka admi hai lekin kaam to mera hi kar raha hai…hahahahaha…tu mere hath ki kathputli hai…main tujhe jaise nachana chahta hu, tu vaise hi nach raha hai, mere hi isharo par aaj tak….haan, ye baat jarur hai ki tune mere dono plan ke first target fail kar diye, jiski mujhe ummid nahi thi ki tu aisa kar payega..lekin bahut achcha brilliant mind istemaal kiya tune…pahli bar kisi ke sath khelne me maza ayega…

Raj (dimag kharab)--madarchod..tu apni koun si taqat ki baat karta hai..haan...? teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike, teri gaand me itni dum nahi ki samne aa kar muqabla kare, himmat hai to samne aa kar iss saand ki ankh me ankh daal kar baat kar...aise chhup kar phone me baat karta hai sala hinjada kahi ka....aur iss saand ki taqat dekh le ki usne tere hi adde par ghus kar tere admiyo ki gaand maar ke aa gaya...itni himmat thi tere me to aa kar bacha leta unko saand ke panje se..

Madarchod ki baate sun kar mera to dimag hi hil gaya..ab dimag garam hone laga tha mera…mann to kar raha tha ki phone me ghus kar madarchod ki gaand me lund ghused du..

Black Star—aur haan, dayachand aur unn ladkiyo ko bacha kar itna khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai…kyon ki tujhe unko bachane ke liye bar bar kismat ka sath chahiye hoga lekin mujhe sirf ek bar kismat ka sath chahiye ..aur kismat hamesha sath nahi deti..hihihihihi…dekhte hain tu kab tak bacha sakta hain unhe meri giraft se…

Raj (dimag garam)—madarchoddd….Tujhe bhi meri pakad me aane ke liye bar bar kismat ka sath chahiye hoga jabki mujhe sirf ek bar hi kismat ka sath chahiye aur kismat kabhi ek jaisi nahi hoti…Teri maa ko chodu, aur jis din ye ek bar ka sath mujhe kismat ka mil gaya na, uss din tu ye soch soch kar bahut pachtayega ki tere baap ne teri amma ke bhosde me lund ghused ghused kar choda kyo tha, jisse tu uss bhosde se paida hua…na tera baap teri maa ki bur me lund pelta aur na hi tu paida hota…..meri ye baat gaanth baandh le jisse tujhe hamesha yaad rahe.. chal phone rakh madarchod..

Maine gusse me uska call cut kar diya…dimag ki aisi taisi kar ke rakh di thi usne..ab to dimag ko thanda karne ka ek hi tarika tha aur vo tha bur me lund pelna..iske liye arti thi hi mere paas to main uske upar toot pada.

Udhar hospital se ghar pahuchne ke baad bhi damini ka mann aaj kisi kaam me nahi lag raha tha..uske ghar pahuchte hi uski maa revti aur shashi usse lipat gayi, shayad unn dono ne bhi news channels dekh chuki thi…. Unke puchne par damini ne sab bata diya jo bhi hua tha uske sath….aaj pahli bar tha jab uska dil kisi ke liye itna bechain ho raha tha.

Damini (mann me)—main kal hi sir se apne dil ki baat kah dungi..lekin kahungi to kaise..jabki maine hi unke pyar ko thukra diya tha…lekin agar nahi kahungi to apne dil ki iss bechaini se hi main pagal ho jaungi…kal tak jis admi se mujhe nafrat thi, aaj usko dekhne ke liye, uski baaho me samane ke liye tadap rahi hu….sach hi kaha hai kisi ne..pyar kiya nahi jata, bas ho jata hai…chahe kuch bhi ho, main sir se kal apne dil ki baat bol ke hi rahungi..

Jaha damini apne hi khyalo me machal rahi thi vahi dusri taraf sheetal amilpur jane ke liye ready ho rahi thi…sabne use bahut samjhaya ki itni raat me jana theek nahi hai lekin ab vo kaha kisi ki sunne wali thi…uske sath jane ke liye sadhana bhi taiyar thi…

Seema—theek hai..jab tumne jane ka faisla kar hi liya hai to koi baat nahi..jao..agar koi bus mil gayi to jiske ki chance bilkul nahi hain.. khair, jab udhar ja hi rahi ho to raste me ye apne chacha ka khana unhe khet me ja kar de dena…kyon ki vo khet me kaam kar rahe hain..isliye khana khane nahi aaye..warna phir jeth ji ko jana padega.

Sadhana—theek hai..hum de denge…aur jane ke liye bus ki koi tension nahi hai…hamne jyoti madam ko call kar diya hai.. vo aati hi hongi..

Uske baad jyoti ke aate hi chacha ka tiffin le kar vo dono ghar se nikal gayi…khet raste me hi padta tha isliye vaha ruk kar sheetal aur sadhana chacha ka tiffin dene ke liye unke paas chali gayi..jabki jyoti gadi me hi unka intazar karne lagi.

Pratap—arrey sheetal beta tum…aur hamari bahu bhi aayi hai…? Kya baat hai beti, itni raat me..?

Sheetal—bas chacha, aap ka ye khana dene aayi thi..aap khane nahi aaye the na to..

Pratap—theek hai beti..andar kamre me rakh do…main thodi der me kaam khatam kar ke kha lunga…aur beta khana rakh ke tum dono ghar chali jao..

Sheetal—theek hai chacha..

Khet me ek chota sa kamra bana hua tha rakhwali ke liye…light ka intazam tha..dono tiffin le kar andar room me rakhne chali gayi…khatiya me tiffin rakhne ke baad vo dono palat ke bahar jane lagi tabhi jaise sadhana ko kuch dhyan aaya to vah fauran andar vapis palat gayi.

Sheetal—kya hua..? chalna nahi hai kya…?

Sadhana—jaldi andar aao…

Sheetal (andar aa kar)—kyaa hua ab…?

Sadhana (kuch dikhate huye)—pahle ye to dekh….

Sadhana ne vaha rakhi kisi cheez ko apne hath me utha kar dikhate huye kaha to usko dekhte hi sheetal chounk padi…dono hairani se ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lagi.

Sheetal (shocked)—ye..ye to bilkul vaisi hi hai…lekin ye..yaha..chacha ke paas kaise….? (phir kuch soch kar)..omg…kahi chacha to nahi….??

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