Incest SAAND

[Vikash Kumar Jaiswal]

Bhut badiya dost

 

[Vikash Kumar Jaiswal]

Bhot acha hai balckstar phir ghumiye

 

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SAAND
UPDATE- 231​

Maine jaldi se usse apna hath chhuda kar bagal wale khet me ghus gaya jisse didi mujhe dekh na paye...main khet me baith kar sudhiya kaki ko hi dekh raha tha...vo thodi der didi ke paas ruk kar na jane kya baate karti rahi, phir vo bhi issi khet me ek taraf ghuste huye dikhayi di.

Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod kaki ne didi se kuch bata to nahi diya... ? nahi..nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta, warna ab tak didi uski gaand phad chuki hoti sunte hi...ab batati hu kaki tujhe..ruk..issi khet me ghusi hai na...aa raha hu tere paas hi...

Ab aage......

Main khet ke andar hi andar jhuk kar chalte huye akhir vaha pahuch hi gaya jaha mere dost kallu ki maa apni saree uthaye baith kar fresh ho rahi thi...main bhi ja kar uske samne hi baith gaya...mujhe dekhte hi vo hadbada gayi aur jaldi se uthne lagi lekin maine uska hath pakad liya.

Sudhiya—chhod mujhe rajj..nahi to main chillaungi...

Raj—lal pari dikhane ko bol rahi thi na..ab dikha apni lal pari…aur chillaogi to mere baap ka kya jayega…? Sab yahi samjhenge ki main tujhe yaha khet ke andar chod raha tha..badnami teri hogi kaki..

Sudhiya—dekh rajj, meri beti ki jindagi to kharab kar hi chuka hai tu…ab mujh budhiya ke piche kyo pada hai…?

Raj—dekh kaki, agar tu kahegi to main teri beti ki jindagi bana bhi sakta hu…

Sudhiya—ab tu kaise banayega uski jindagi…? Poora gaon janta hai ki tu meri beti ko saalo se kar raha hai...ab to vo maa bhi banne wali hai tere bachche ki...kya tu champa se shadi karega... ?

Ra—vo sab tu mere upar chhod de...main vada karta hu ki champa ki jindagi kharab nahi hone dunga..lekin... ?

Sudhiya—lekin kya... ?

Raj—lekin uske badle me tujhe bhi mere liye kuch karna hoga...

Sudhiya—kya karna hoga mujhe…?

Raj—hihihi..jyada kuch nahi kaki…badle me mujhe teri bur chahiye..aur gaand bhi…

Sudhiya—kyaaaa…?

Raj—dekh kaki, haan hai to bol nahi to main chala..

Sudhiya—lekin..tu meri beti ki jindagi banayega kaise…? Koun karega ek bin byahi maa ban chuki ladki se shadi…?

Raj—vo dekhna mera kaam hai…achcha ek baat bata kaki, tune kaha ki poora gaon janta hai ki main teri beti ko chodta hu. Yahi na…?

Sudhiya—haan….aur main khud bhi to tujhe kayi bar meri beti champa ko chodte huye apne ghar me dekh chuki hu..

Raj—to kisi ne aaj tak tum maa beti ko koi tana mara kya..ya kisi ne gali di tumhe…?

Sudhiya—pith piche sab to kahti hain..lekin gali nahi di kisi ne aur na hi muh par koi kuch bola..kyon ki sab tujhse darti hain..unki bhi jawan bahu betiya hain shayad isliye..

Raj—bas to phir darti kyo ho kaki..? iss gaon me aisa koi ghar nahi hai jis ghar ki bahu betiya meri chodi huyi na ho.. sab ki sab meri chodi huyi hain….tum daro mat..gaon me kisi ki gaand me dum nahi hai jo khul ke bol de mere khilaf…jisne bhi bola uski khade khade maa chod dalunga…bas jaldi se mujhe apni bur de do..

Sudhiya—meri beti ka ghar bas jayega na... ?

Raj—tumhari beti ka hi kyo, tumhara bhi ghar basa dunga...bas jaldi se bur de do..

Uske baad maine sudhiya kaki ko vahi jhuka kar piche se uski bur me lund pel diya...ek hi dhakke me usko din me taare dikhne lage...uski ankho se anshu chhalak aaye...do bar to vah behosh ho gayi..vo to achcha hua ki lote me pani tha..jisse hosh me lane me jyada dikkat nahi huyi.

Hosh me aane ke baad jab uska dard thoda kam hua to vo bhi maze se apni bur chudwane lagi....maine uski blouse ke button khol kar doodh bhi meesta ja raha tha aur piche se danadan bur me lund pele ja raha tha.

Sudhiya—aaaahhhh...raaajjj betaaa...aise ho choddd....aur choddd.....bas meri beti ka ghar baswa de..badle me jitna chahe utna chod liya kar mujhe...jab mann kare tera mujhe chod liya kar....aaahhhh....chahe to mujhe rakhail bana le apni...aaahh aaj main smjhi ki meri beti kyo tujhe roj apni bur deti thi..aahhh..tera lund hai hi aisa ki jiski bur me bhi ek bar ghus jaye.. vo phir tujhe bar bar apni bur dena chahegi...tujhse chude bina vo rah hi nahi payegi...aaahhhh...

Main ek ghante tak usko vahi jhukaye huye pelta raha...aur phir uski bur me hi pani chhod diya....sudhiya ladkhadate huye vahi pasar gayi aur main apna lower pahan ke khet se bahar nikal gaya.

Main abhi bahar nikla hi tha ki mere phone me kisi ka call aane laga…number unknown tha..to maine utha liya..lekin dusri taraf se bolne wale ka naam sun kar dimag kharab ho gaya.

Raj—hello koun... ?

Dusri taraf se...

S...T...A...R B...L...A...C...K S...T...A...R

Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd...apni amma chudwane ke liye phone kiya hai..teri maa ko chodu... Madarchod Jis Din Teri Gaand Me Lund Pel Dunga Na, Uss Din Se Madarchod Tu Black Star Se Red Star Ban Jayega..

Black Star—vo to waqt hi batayega…khair maine to tujhe congratulate karne ke liye phone kiya tha…

Raj (hairan)—congratulate..! kis baat ke liye..? kahi teri maa ne apne bhosde se hathiyo ka jhund to paida nahi kar diya …? (mann me)..iss madarchod ne kahi phir se to koi lafda nahi kar diya..? sale ki location trace karwata hu control room me massage kar ke..

Black Star—bas dil kiya ki tujhe mubarakbad de du..to de diya call kar ke…aur ye kya kar raha hai dusre mobile se…? control room me massage kar ke meri location trace karwana to nahi chahta…hahahaha…?

Raj (mann me, shocked)—ye..madarchod ko kaise malum….? Kahi ye mujhe dekh to nahi raha…? Sale ko baat karte huye latka ke rakhta hu…? Ya phir kahi ye pichli bar ki tarah, mere ghar ke aas paas se to nahi bol raha hai…?

Black Star--kya hua chup ho gaya...? khair mujhe congratulation deni thi tujhe to de di..

Raj--kis baat ki congratulation de raha hai re bhadwe...?

Black Star--pichli bar to maine tujhe apne plan ke baare me bata diya tha..to tujhe pata chala tha...tum apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar aur taqatwar samajhte ho na to iss baar bina bataye jaan lo ki maine tujhe kis baat ki mubarakbad di hai aur main kya karne wala hu....?

Raj--tera matlab kya hai...?

Black Star--Boojho To Jane...?

Raj (mann me)--kahi ye madarchod..mere ghar me to nahi ghusa hai...?

Mere mann me ghar ka khyal aate hi main turant ghar ki taraf tezi se daud laga diya…aur 10 min ka rasta ek minute me hi poora kar liya..lekin ghar ke bahar to mujhe koi nazar nahi aaya..,main hello…hello karta raha lekin dusri taraf se koi awaz nahi aayi..shayad usne call cut kar diya tha…main ghar ke andar ja kar har jagah dekhne laga magar vaha bhi ghar walo ke alawa koi nahi dikha.

Sheetal—kya hua…? Aise kya paglo ke jaise poore ghar me daud raha hai…?

Raj—vo..didi, koi aaya tha kya ghar me mujhse milne…?

Sheetal—nahi to…kyo…?

Raj—nahi, kuch nahi…

Sheetal—achcha sun, mujhe aur rashmi didi ko college chhod dena aaj..aur baad me lene bhi aa jana..aur haan, shaam ko mujhe market jana hai shopping karne..sath me sadhana, chinky, vaesha, laxmi aunty aur ganga mousi bhi jayengi..to tujhe mere sath chalna hoga..

Raj—lekin didi, mujhe duty bhi to jana hai..

Sheetal—achchi tarah pata hai mujhe ki aaj kal tu koun si duty jyada kar raha hai…?

Raj—theek hai main college chhod dunga…lekin lene nahi aa paunga..

Sheetal—dekh raj, subah subah mera mood kharab mat kar…bas jitna kaha hai utna sun..samajh gaya..ja ja kar naha kar ready ho ja jaldi se…

Raj—theek hai..

Magar mera dhyan to abhi bhi uss phone call par tha…phir maine socha ki ek bar main hi uss number par call kar ke dekhta hu..isliye uss number ko redial kar diya…ring jati rahi magar kisi ne call uthaya nahi to main bhi kapde le kar nahane nadi chala gaya….vaha minakshi didi nahate huye dikh gayi to maine unko ishare se apne paas bula liya

Minakshi—kya hai raj..mujhe ishare se yaha kyo bulaya….?

Raj—aa ja jaldi se…vaha jhadi ke piche chal ke baat karenge na…

Minakshi—kyo, vaha jhadi ke piche aisi kya baat karni hai jo yaha nahi kar sakte…?

Raj (hath pakad kar)—arrey didi chalo to sahi ki yahi sab puch logi..aap ko aaj special paan khilaunga jhadi ke piche..

Minakshi—kyaaa..paan…? main paan nahi khati..mujhe nahana hai..

Raj (god me utha kar)—naha lena didi…lekin pahle mera paan to thoda sa kha hi lo..

“Aa Ja Meri Jaan, Kha Le Double Paan….Aa Baith Ja Mere Lund Me, Tujhe Ghuma Du Hindustan,”

Main minakshi didi ko apni god me utha liya aur phir jhadi ke piche le ja kar unki sari upar kamar tak khiska ke ek bar tabiyat se choda…aur phir ja kar nahane laga.

Udhar mere nahane jane ke baad sheetal didi bhi ready hone me lag gayi tabhi unki nazar roopa chachi par gayi jo aaj kuch jyada hi langda kar chal rahi thi..jisse vo chounk gayi.

Sheetal—chachi..aap langda kyo rahi hain itni…? Kya hua hai aap ko... ? (mann me)..kahi uss din raat me bhagte huye girne ke karan to chot nahi lagi hai... ?

Roopa (hadbada kar)—mainn...nahii..to….vo to bas…kal bhusa nikal rahi thi atari se shaam ko to sidhi toot gayi aur main niche gir gayi jisse pair me ghutno ke upar aur jaangho me thodi chot lag gayi hai...

Sheetal—ooohhh...to aapne bataya kyo nahi... ? aap taiyar ho jao..main doctor ko dikha dungi..

Roopa—nahii..nahii beti...mamuli si kharoch hai...apne aap shaam tak theek ho jayegi...vo..raj ne malham laga diya tha..

Sheetal (chounk kar, tension)—kyaaa..rajj ne malham aap ki jaangho par ..malham..lagaya ..thaa... ?

Roopa (sakpaka kar)—nahii...nahii..vo mera matlab tha ki raj ne mujhe malham diya tha to maine laga liya hai apne hath se...(mann me)..tere bhai ne to poori phad ke rakh di meri...shaam tak to kya mahine bhar chalne phirne layak nahi chhoda. Kya sheetal, vo mera beta hai, bhala usse apni jaangho par kaise lagwa sakti hu main... ? aur doctor ko bhi thodi hi vaha dikha sakti hu...

Sheetal (tension)—achcha theek hai chachi...(kuch soch kar)..achcha chachi, mujhe aap se kuch kaam tha..

Roopa—haan to bata na…

Sheetal—chachi..aap apni vo wali saree ka set do na jo aap ke liye raj ne kharida tha..

Roopa—kyo tu kya karegi saree ka…?

Sheetal—bas chachi, vo aise hi..aaj main saree pahan ke market jane ka mann hai…aur vo wali saree mujhe bahut pasand hai..agar market me dikh gayi to main vaisi hi dusri le lungi..

Roopa—theek hai le lena...lekin aaj achanak tera saree pahanne ka kaise mann ho gaya…? Kahi college me koi dhoond to nahi liya tune apne liye…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chachiii…aisa aap soch bhi kaise sakti hain…? Sheetal mar jayegi lekin kisi ki taraf ankh utha kar nahi dekhegi..

Roopa—pagal main to majaak kar rahi thi..tu to gussa ho gayi …

Sheetal—mujhe aisa majaak pasand nahi chachi…

Roopa—achcha chhod, chal aa ja…le le vo saree..

Dono andar aa gayi..unke piche sadhana bhi vahi pahuch gayi...roopa almari khol kar apni saree nikal nikal kar dikhane lagi lekin jo saree sheetal ko chahiye thi, vo nahi mil rahi thi...asal me sheetal uss blouse ki matching wali saree dekh rahi thi jo blouse uss din raat me sadhana ko uss aurat ko pakadne ke dauran mila tha...sheetal ka uddeshya roopa ki tahqiqaat karna tha.

Sadhana (kaan me)—ye saree pahanne ka kya chakkar hai... ?

Sheetal (kaan me)—main to bas ye dekhna chahti hu ki uss din raat me roopa chachi thi ki koi aur…? Kyon ki vo blouse to confirm roopa chachi ka hi hai…aur agar roopa chachi ka nahi hai to unke paas vo blouse bhi hona chahiye…isliye maine uske matching ki saree ka set kaha hai…roopa chachi ko chot to lagi hai, ye confirm ho gaya..bas ye blouse aur confirm ho jaye…

Sadhana (dhire se)—ohhh..to ye baat hai..

Sheetal—kya hua chachi nahi mil rahi kya... ?

Roopa—main almari me dekh rahi hu..rakhi to maine shayad yahi thi..ek kaam kar na..tu uss suitcase me dekh na..ho sakta hai ki kisi ne usme rakh diya ho…?

Sheetal—saree aap ki hai..pahanne wali aap hain to dusra koun rakhega... ?

Roopa—abhi teen char din pahle maine seema ko dhone ke liye di thi vo saree aur blouse to ho sakta hai ki sukhne ke baad kinjal ya vidhya ne suitcase me rakh diya ho…?

Sadhana (chounk kar)—kyaa seema chachi ko di thi..vo saree…?

Roopa—haan kyo…?

Sheetal—nahi..kuch nahi..uska

Sheetal turant suitcase nikal kar dekhne lagi..saree to mil gayi lekin blouse nahi mila…usne dhyan se saree ko dekha to kahi bhi usme mitti lagi nazar nahi aayi usme..ekdam saaf suthri thi.

Sheetal—saree to mil gayi chachi lekin isme to blouse nahi hai …?

Roopa—ruk main abhi seema se hi puchti hu…(awaz lagate huye)…seemaaa…ooo..seemaaa…yaha aana jara..

Seema (aate huye)—haan didi..bulaya aapne…?

Roopa—arrey vo iss saree ka blouse kaha hai jo uss din tu saaf karne ko le gayi thi…? Hamari Sheetal ko aaj saree pahanne ka bhoot sawar ho gaya hai…hihihihi

Seema—mujhe kya pata didi….? maine to saree aur blouse dono hi dhoye the, phir main nahane lagi thi…uske baad sabhi dhoye huye geele kapde pushpa didi le kar aayi thi nadi se… abhi vo nahane gayi hain, unke aate hi puch lungi unse…

Itna kah kar seema kitchen me chali gayi…idhar sheetal aur sadhana ka dimag hi chakrane laga…sheetal ne suitcase ko aur bhi achchi tarah se poore kapde bahar nikal ke dekhne lagi..lekin blouse nahi mila…suitcase ko band kar ke jaise hi vo rakhne ke liye jhuki tabhi uski nazar almari ke piche rakhi bed sheet par chali gayi…Bed sheet par lage khoon ke dhabbo ke nishan dekh kar vo chounk gayi..

Sheetal (shocked, mann me)—ye bed sheet yaha kyo rakhi hai…? Aur isme khoon ke itne saare dhabbe kaise hain…? Ye to vahi bed sheet hai jo kal chachi ke bistar par maine raat me bichhi dekhi thi…phir raat me isme khoon kaha se lag gaya..? kahi….?

Sheetal (mann me)—Nahi..ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Roopa chachi use apna beta manti hain… jarur kuch dusri baat hogi…? Phir bhi kuch to raaz jarur hai…kal tak to chachi itna nahi langda rahi thi…jitna ki aaj ..? mujhe pata lagana hi hoga.. nahi to main soch soch ke hi mar jaungi..

Phir aage sochne ki uski himmat hi nahi huyi…uska to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha…pahle uss blouse ki vajah se aur ab iss bed sheet ke karan..vo bina kuch bole vaha se uth kar apne room me aa gayi aur bistar me chupchap let gayi… uske piche piche sadhana bhi vahi aa gayi.

Sadhana—ye gutthi to aur bhi ulajhti ja rahi hai…ab to seema chachi ke upar shaq aur bhi gahra hota ja raha hai…kitni safayi se usne dhoye huye kapde pushpa bua ko pakda diye..aur phir jab pushpa bua ne unn kapdo ko ghar me sukhne ke liye phaila diya to seema chachi ne chupke se vo saree blouse gayab kar diya..jisse koi uske upar doubt na kare…sidha shaq roopa chachi ya phir pushpa bua ki taraf jaye…tum kya kahti ho…?

Sheetal (tension)—(apna matha dabate huye)…pls yaar..abhi iss samay mujhse kuch mat puch…abhi mera mood bahut jyada kharab hai…

Sadhana—kyo achanak kya ho gaya tujhe…?

Sadhana ne bahut pucha lekin sheetal ne kuch nahi bataya...nadi me achchi tarah se nahane ke baad main vapis ghar aa raha tha to na jane mere mann me kya khyal aaya ki maine uss unknown number par phir se call ghuma diya….ring jate hi iss bar kisi ne call utha liya..lekin jaise hi samne wale ki awaz suni to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…

Dimag kharab karne wali baat hi thi..kyon ki samne se jo awaz aa rahi thi vo pratap chacha ki awaz thi…black star ke kisi unknown number par aaj dubara pratap chacha ki awaz sunte hi mera dimag jhanjhana gaya…

Raj—hello…koun…?

“Hello, main sp sahab raj ka chacha pratap bol raha hu.” Dusri taraf se awaz aayi..

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye har bar uss black star ka phone iss madarchod chacha ke paas kaise pahuch jata hai.. ? lagta hai ki chacha ki bhi maiya chodni padegi ab..?

Raj—chacha, aap kaha par ho abhi…?

Pratap—koun .. ? raj beta... ? main to khet me hu raj beta...

Aur phir main turant hi khet ki taraf mud gaya…jaha vo room me khatiya par baithe uss mobile ko dekh rahe the..maine ja kar sidhe unke paas se mobile apne hath me le liya.

Raj—ye number aap ke paas kaise aaya... ? pahle wala mobile bhi gum gaya kya…?

Pratap—ye mobile to mujhe abhi thodi der pahle hi khet ke bahar jamin par gira hua mila tha…na jane kis bechare ka gir gaya hai..kyo kya hua beta…?

Raj—kabhi aap ka mobile gir jata hai to kabhi dusre ka gira hua mil jata hai..ajib baat hai na chacha…?

Pratap—haan beta..ajib to hai..ab dekho…abhi kuch din pahle mujhe ye torch (vahi green roshni wali torch dikhate huye) nadi kinare padi mili thi aur aaj ye mobile pada hua mil gaya….aur to aur abhi kal ya parso mujhe ye ek aur torch (jo uss din uss aurat ke hath se gir gayi thi bhagte huye) vaha mitti me giri huyi mili thi….sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Raj—aap ke upar bhagwan kuch jyada hi meharban lag raha hai…?

Pratap—hahahaha…sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta…

Raj—aaj kal mobile ke andar apradhi log bomb bhi fit kar ke jaan bujh kar phenk dete hain…aur phir khud hi uss phone me call karte hain jisse kayi bar call uthate hi bomb phat jata hai..kuch pata hai aap ko…?

Pratap—ab mujhe ye sab kya pata beta…? Main thahra anpadh angootha chhap kisan admi…maine to ye soch kar call utha liya tha ki shayad jiska phone gira hoga vo bechara dhoondne ke liye kisi dusre ke phone se call kar raha hoga…to main use bata du ki mere paas hai…jisse vo yaha aa kar apna phone le jaye….kyo, maine kuch galat kiya beta…?

Raj—dubara koi bhi cheez aap ko kahi padi huyi mile to sidhe apne phone se mujhe call kar ke batana pahle…ye nahi ki usko utha lo aap…

Pratap—theek hai beta..jaisa tu kahe….vaise bhi hum sab ka akela sahara to tu hi hai beta…tere alawa aur hamara hai hi koun beta…

Phir maine chacha ke sath kuch der aur baate ki aur phir sidha ghar vapis lout aaya…abhi main apne room me ready ho hi raha tha ki tabhi….

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jabardast update...... kahani to or uljha geya.....pehle roopa chachi fir seema chachi uske baad pushpa bua....ye 3no me se koi ek hogi shayed......black star kaha tha ki jis din tujhe pata chalega ki wo aurat koun hai to tera ruh kaap jaayega....ye baat se maloom padta hai raj or wo aurat ek dusre ko vahut peyar karte hai....aab sawal ye hai ki 3no me se raj kisko jawda peyar karta hai......ab shayed bhivishon ko pakadna mushkil nhi...ager ye pata chale ki raj kisko jawda peyar karta hai....dekhte hai rqj kisko jawda peyar karta hai or wo aurat koun hai.....
or black star kyu Mubarak di raj ko dekhte hai....or har bar chacha ke phone se black star kyu phon karta hai....khaa chacha bhi sath to nhi......or dekthe hai raj black star ka plan ko fail kar pata hai ki nhi......or sab se badhi baat ye hai ki black star ne kya plan banaya hai usko kaise jane or anjam de....
waiting for next update

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

Very nice.

Mughe to lag raha hai ki saand ka khoya hua bhai hi black star hai. May be...

 

[urc4me]

Fantastic. Waiting for next

 

[Abbasi]

Very Nice, Fantastic, Awesome, Mind blowing update ..................
Keep it up bro ......................
Waiting for next update ........................

 

[Iron Man]

SAAND
UPDATE- 231​

Maine jaldi se usse apna hath chhuda kar bagal wale khet me ghus gaya jisse didi mujhe dekh na paye...main khet me baith kar sudhiya kaki ko hi dekh raha tha...vo thodi der didi ke paas ruk kar na jane kya baate karti rahi, phir vo bhi issi khet me ek taraf ghuste huye dikhayi di.

Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod kaki ne didi se kuch bata to nahi diya... ? nahi..nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta, warna ab tak didi uski gaand phad chuki hoti sunte hi...ab batati hu kaki tujhe..ruk..issi khet me ghusi hai na...aa raha hu tere paas hi...

Ab aage......

Main khet ke andar hi andar jhuk kar chalte huye akhir vaha pahuch hi gaya jaha mere dost kallu ki maa apni saree uthaye baith kar fresh ho rahi thi...main bhi ja kar uske samne hi baith gaya...mujhe dekhte hi vo hadbada gayi aur jaldi se uthne lagi lekin maine uska hath pakad liya.

Sudhiya—chhod mujhe rajj..nahi to main chillaungi...

Raj—lal pari dikhane ko bol rahi thi na..ab dikha apni lal pari…aur chillaogi to mere baap ka kya jayega…? Sab yahi samjhenge ki main tujhe yaha khet ke andar chod raha tha..badnami teri hogi kaki..

Sudhiya—dekh rajj, meri beti ki jindagi to kharab kar hi chuka hai tu…ab mujh budhiya ke piche kyo pada hai…?

Raj—dekh kaki, agar tu kahegi to main teri beti ki jindagi bana bhi sakta hu…

Sudhiya—ab tu kaise banayega uski jindagi…? Poora gaon janta hai ki tu meri beti ko saalo se kar raha hai...ab to vo maa bhi banne wali hai tere bachche ki...kya tu champa se shadi karega... ?

Ra—vo sab tu mere upar chhod de...main vada karta hu ki champa ki jindagi kharab nahi hone dunga..lekin... ?

Sudhiya—lekin kya... ?

Raj—lekin uske badle me tujhe bhi mere liye kuch karna hoga...

Sudhiya—kya karna hoga mujhe…?

Raj—hihihi..jyada kuch nahi kaki…badle me mujhe teri bur chahiye..aur gaand bhi…

Sudhiya—kyaaaa…?

Raj—dekh kaki, haan hai to bol nahi to main chala..

Sudhiya—lekin..tu meri beti ki jindagi banayega kaise…? Koun karega ek bin byahi maa ban chuki ladki se shadi…?

Raj—vo dekhna mera kaam hai…achcha ek baat bata kaki, tune kaha ki poora gaon janta hai ki main teri beti ko chodta hu. Yahi na…?

Sudhiya—haan….aur main khud bhi to tujhe kayi bar meri beti champa ko chodte huye apne ghar me dekh chuki hu..

Raj—to kisi ne aaj tak tum maa beti ko koi tana mara kya..ya kisi ne gali di tumhe…?

Sudhiya—pith piche sab to kahti hain..lekin gali nahi di kisi ne aur na hi muh par koi kuch bola..kyon ki sab tujhse darti hain..unki bhi jawan bahu betiya hain shayad isliye..

Raj—bas to phir darti kyo ho kaki..? iss gaon me aisa koi ghar nahi hai jis ghar ki bahu betiya meri chodi huyi na ho.. sab ki sab meri chodi huyi hain….tum daro mat..gaon me kisi ki gaand me dum nahi hai jo khul ke bol de mere khilaf…jisne bhi bola uski khade khade maa chod dalunga…bas jaldi se mujhe apni bur de do..

Sudhiya—meri beti ka ghar bas jayega na... ?

Raj—tumhari beti ka hi kyo, tumhara bhi ghar basa dunga...bas jaldi se bur de do..

Uske baad maine sudhiya kaki ko vahi jhuka kar piche se uski bur me lund pel diya...ek hi dhakke me usko din me taare dikhne lage...uski ankho se anshu chhalak aaye...do bar to vah behosh ho gayi..vo to achcha hua ki lote me pani tha..jisse hosh me lane me jyada dikkat nahi huyi.

Hosh me aane ke baad jab uska dard thoda kam hua to vo bhi maze se apni bur chudwane lagi....maine uski blouse ke button khol kar doodh bhi meesta ja raha tha aur piche se danadan bur me lund pele ja raha tha.

Sudhiya—aaaahhhh...raaajjj betaaa...aise ho choddd....aur choddd.....bas meri beti ka ghar baswa de..badle me jitna chahe utna chod liya kar mujhe...jab mann kare tera mujhe chod liya kar....aaahhhh....chahe to mujhe rakhail bana le apni...aaahh aaj main smjhi ki meri beti kyo tujhe roj apni bur deti thi..aahhh..tera lund hai hi aisa ki jiski bur me bhi ek bar ghus jaye.. vo phir tujhe bar bar apni bur dena chahegi...tujhse chude bina vo rah hi nahi payegi...aaahhhh...

Main ek ghante tak usko vahi jhukaye huye pelta raha...aur phir uski bur me hi pani chhod diya....sudhiya ladkhadate huye vahi pasar gayi aur main apna lower pahan ke khet se bahar nikal gaya.

Main abhi bahar nikla hi tha ki mere phone me kisi ka call aane laga…number unknown tha..to maine utha liya..lekin dusri taraf se bolne wale ka naam sun kar dimag kharab ho gaya.

Raj—hello koun... ?

Dusri taraf se...

S...T...A...R B...L...A...C...K S...T...A...R

Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd...apni amma chudwane ke liye phone kiya hai..teri maa ko chodu... Madarchod Jis Din Teri Gaand Me Lund Pel Dunga Na, Uss Din Se Madarchod Tu Black Star Se Red Star Ban Jayega..

Black Star—vo to waqt hi batayega…khair maine to tujhe congratulate karne ke liye phone kiya tha…

Raj (hairan)—congratulate..! kis baat ke liye..? kahi teri maa ne apne bhosde se hathiyo ka jhund to paida nahi kar diya …? (mann me)..iss madarchod ne kahi phir se to koi lafda nahi kar diya..? sale ki location trace karwata hu control room me massage kar ke..

Black Star—bas dil kiya ki tujhe mubarakbad de du..to de diya call kar ke…aur ye kya kar raha hai dusre mobile se…? control room me massage kar ke meri location trace karwana to nahi chahta…hahahaha…?

Raj (mann me, shocked)—ye..madarchod ko kaise malum….? Kahi ye mujhe dekh to nahi raha…? Sale ko baat karte huye latka ke rakhta hu…? Ya phir kahi ye pichli bar ki tarah, mere ghar ke aas paas se to nahi bol raha hai…?

Black Star--kya hua chup ho gaya...? khair mujhe congratulation deni thi tujhe to de di..

Raj--kis baat ki congratulation de raha hai re bhadwe...?

Black Star--pichli bar to maine tujhe apne plan ke baare me bata diya tha..to tujhe pata chala tha...tum apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar aur taqatwar samajhte ho na to iss baar bina bataye jaan lo ki maine tujhe kis baat ki mubarakbad di hai aur main kya karne wala hu....?

Raj--tera matlab kya hai...?

Black Star--Boojho To Jane...?

Raj (mann me)--kahi ye madarchod..mere ghar me to nahi ghusa hai...?

Mere mann me ghar ka khyal aate hi main turant ghar ki taraf tezi se daud laga diya…aur 10 min ka rasta ek minute me hi poora kar liya..lekin ghar ke bahar to mujhe koi nazar nahi aaya..,main hello…hello karta raha lekin dusri taraf se koi awaz nahi aayi..shayad usne call cut kar diya tha…main ghar ke andar ja kar har jagah dekhne laga magar vaha bhi ghar walo ke alawa koi nahi dikha.

Sheetal—kya hua…? Aise kya paglo ke jaise poore ghar me daud raha hai…?

Raj—vo..didi, koi aaya tha kya ghar me mujhse milne…?

Sheetal—nahi to…kyo…?

Raj—nahi, kuch nahi…

Sheetal—achcha sun, mujhe aur rashmi didi ko college chhod dena aaj..aur baad me lene bhi aa jana..aur haan, shaam ko mujhe market jana hai shopping karne..sath me sadhana, chinky, vaesha, laxmi aunty aur ganga mousi bhi jayengi..to tujhe mere sath chalna hoga..

Raj—lekin didi, mujhe duty bhi to jana hai..

Sheetal—achchi tarah pata hai mujhe ki aaj kal tu koun si duty jyada kar raha hai…?

Raj—theek hai main college chhod dunga…lekin lene nahi aa paunga..

Sheetal—dekh raj, subah subah mera mood kharab mat kar…bas jitna kaha hai utna sun..samajh gaya..ja ja kar naha kar ready ho ja jaldi se…

Raj—theek hai..

Magar mera dhyan to abhi bhi uss phone call par tha…phir maine socha ki ek bar main hi uss number par call kar ke dekhta hu..isliye uss number ko redial kar diya…ring jati rahi magar kisi ne call uthaya nahi to main bhi kapde le kar nahane nadi chala gaya….vaha minakshi didi nahate huye dikh gayi to maine unko ishare se apne paas bula liya

Minakshi—kya hai raj..mujhe ishare se yaha kyo bulaya….?

Raj—aa ja jaldi se…vaha jhadi ke piche chal ke baat karenge na…

Minakshi—kyo, vaha jhadi ke piche aisi kya baat karni hai jo yaha nahi kar sakte…?

Raj (hath pakad kar)—arrey didi chalo to sahi ki yahi sab puch logi..aap ko aaj special paan khilaunga jhadi ke piche..

Minakshi—kyaaa..paan…? main paan nahi khati..mujhe nahana hai..

Raj (god me utha kar)—naha lena didi…lekin pahle mera paan to thoda sa kha hi lo..

“Aa Ja Meri Jaan, Kha Le Double Paan….Aa Baith Ja Mere Lund Me, Tujhe Ghuma Du Hindustan,”

Main minakshi didi ko apni god me utha liya aur phir jhadi ke piche le ja kar unki sari upar kamar tak khiska ke ek bar tabiyat se choda…aur phir ja kar nahane laga.

Udhar mere nahane jane ke baad sheetal didi bhi ready hone me lag gayi tabhi unki nazar roopa chachi par gayi jo aaj kuch jyada hi langda kar chal rahi thi..jisse vo chounk gayi.

Sheetal—chachi..aap langda kyo rahi hain itni…? Kya hua hai aap ko... ? (mann me)..kahi uss din raat me bhagte huye girne ke karan to chot nahi lagi hai... ?

Roopa (hadbada kar)—mainn...nahii..to….vo to bas…kal bhusa nikal rahi thi atari se shaam ko to sidhi toot gayi aur main niche gir gayi jisse pair me ghutno ke upar aur jaangho me thodi chot lag gayi hai...

Sheetal—ooohhh...to aapne bataya kyo nahi... ? aap taiyar ho jao..main doctor ko dikha dungi..

Roopa—nahii..nahii beti...mamuli si kharoch hai...apne aap shaam tak theek ho jayegi...vo..raj ne malham laga diya tha..

Sheetal (chounk kar, tension)—kyaaa..rajj ne malham aap ki jaangho par ..malham..lagaya ..thaa... ?

Roopa (sakpaka kar)—nahii...nahii..vo mera matlab tha ki raj ne mujhe malham diya tha to maine laga liya hai apne hath se...(mann me)..tere bhai ne to poori phad ke rakh di meri...shaam tak to kya mahine bhar chalne phirne layak nahi chhoda. Kya sheetal, vo mera beta hai, bhala usse apni jaangho par kaise lagwa sakti hu main... ? aur doctor ko bhi thodi hi vaha dikha sakti hu...

Sheetal (tension)—achcha theek hai chachi...(kuch soch kar)..achcha chachi, mujhe aap se kuch kaam tha..

Roopa—haan to bata na…

Sheetal—chachi..aap apni vo wali saree ka set do na jo aap ke liye raj ne kharida tha..

Roopa—kyo tu kya karegi saree ka…?

Sheetal—bas chachi, vo aise hi..aaj main saree pahan ke market jane ka mann hai…aur vo wali saree mujhe bahut pasand hai..agar market me dikh gayi to main vaisi hi dusri le lungi..

Roopa—theek hai le lena...lekin aaj achanak tera saree pahanne ka kaise mann ho gaya…? Kahi college me koi dhoond to nahi liya tune apne liye…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chachiii…aisa aap soch bhi kaise sakti hain…? Sheetal mar jayegi lekin kisi ki taraf ankh utha kar nahi dekhegi..

Roopa—pagal main to majaak kar rahi thi..tu to gussa ho gayi …

Sheetal—mujhe aisa majaak pasand nahi chachi…

Roopa—achcha chhod, chal aa ja…le le vo saree..

Dono andar aa gayi..unke piche sadhana bhi vahi pahuch gayi...roopa almari khol kar apni saree nikal nikal kar dikhane lagi lekin jo saree sheetal ko chahiye thi, vo nahi mil rahi thi...asal me sheetal uss blouse ki matching wali saree dekh rahi thi jo blouse uss din raat me sadhana ko uss aurat ko pakadne ke dauran mila tha...sheetal ka uddeshya roopa ki tahqiqaat karna tha.

Sadhana (kaan me)—ye saree pahanne ka kya chakkar hai... ?

Sheetal (kaan me)—main to bas ye dekhna chahti hu ki uss din raat me roopa chachi thi ki koi aur…? Kyon ki vo blouse to confirm roopa chachi ka hi hai…aur agar roopa chachi ka nahi hai to unke paas vo blouse bhi hona chahiye…isliye maine uske matching ki saree ka set kaha hai…roopa chachi ko chot to lagi hai, ye confirm ho gaya..bas ye blouse aur confirm ho jaye…

Sadhana (dhire se)—ohhh..to ye baat hai..

Sheetal—kya hua chachi nahi mil rahi kya... ?

Roopa—main almari me dekh rahi hu..rakhi to maine shayad yahi thi..ek kaam kar na..tu uss suitcase me dekh na..ho sakta hai ki kisi ne usme rakh diya ho…?

Sheetal—saree aap ki hai..pahanne wali aap hain to dusra koun rakhega... ?

Roopa—abhi teen char din pahle maine seema ko dhone ke liye di thi vo saree aur blouse to ho sakta hai ki sukhne ke baad kinjal ya vidhya ne suitcase me rakh diya ho…?

Sadhana (chounk kar)—kyaa seema chachi ko di thi..vo saree…?

Roopa—haan kyo…?

Sheetal—nahi..kuch nahi..uska

Sheetal turant suitcase nikal kar dekhne lagi..saree to mil gayi lekin blouse nahi mila…usne dhyan se saree ko dekha to kahi bhi usme mitti lagi nazar nahi aayi usme..ekdam saaf suthri thi.

Sheetal—saree to mil gayi chachi lekin isme to blouse nahi hai …?

Roopa—ruk main abhi seema se hi puchti hu…(awaz lagate huye)…seemaaa…ooo..seemaaa…yaha aana jara..

Seema (aate huye)—haan didi..bulaya aapne…?

Roopa—arrey vo iss saree ka blouse kaha hai jo uss din tu saaf karne ko le gayi thi…? Hamari Sheetal ko aaj saree pahanne ka bhoot sawar ho gaya hai…hihihihi

Seema—mujhe kya pata didi….? maine to saree aur blouse dono hi dhoye the, phir main nahane lagi thi…uske baad sabhi dhoye huye geele kapde pushpa didi le kar aayi thi nadi se… abhi vo nahane gayi hain, unke aate hi puch lungi unse…

Itna kah kar seema kitchen me chali gayi…idhar sheetal aur sadhana ka dimag hi chakrane laga…sheetal ne suitcase ko aur bhi achchi tarah se poore kapde bahar nikal ke dekhne lagi..lekin blouse nahi mila…suitcase ko band kar ke jaise hi vo rakhne ke liye jhuki tabhi uski nazar almari ke piche rakhi bed sheet par chali gayi…Bed sheet par lage khoon ke dhabbo ke nishan dekh kar vo chounk gayi..

Sheetal (shocked, mann me)—ye bed sheet yaha kyo rakhi hai…? Aur isme khoon ke itne saare dhabbe kaise hain…? Ye to vahi bed sheet hai jo kal chachi ke bistar par maine raat me bichhi dekhi thi…phir raat me isme khoon kaha se lag gaya..? kahi….?

Sheetal (mann me)—Nahi..ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Roopa chachi use apna beta manti hain… jarur kuch dusri baat hogi…? Phir bhi kuch to raaz jarur hai…kal tak to chachi itna nahi langda rahi thi…jitna ki aaj ..? mujhe pata lagana hi hoga.. nahi to main soch soch ke hi mar jaungi..

Phir aage sochne ki uski himmat hi nahi huyi…uska to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha…pahle uss blouse ki vajah se aur ab iss bed sheet ke karan..vo bina kuch bole vaha se uth kar apne room me aa gayi aur bistar me chupchap let gayi… uske piche piche sadhana bhi vahi aa gayi.

Sadhana—ye gutthi to aur bhi ulajhti ja rahi hai…ab to seema chachi ke upar shaq aur bhi gahra hota ja raha hai…kitni safayi se usne dhoye huye kapde pushpa bua ko pakda diye..aur phir jab pushpa bua ne unn kapdo ko ghar me sukhne ke liye phaila diya to seema chachi ne chupke se vo saree blouse gayab kar diya..jisse koi uske upar doubt na kare…sidha shaq roopa chachi ya phir pushpa bua ki taraf jaye…tum kya kahti ho…?

Sheetal (tension)—(apna matha dabate huye)…pls yaar..abhi iss samay mujhse kuch mat puch…abhi mera mood bahut jyada kharab hai…

Sadhana—kyo achanak kya ho gaya tujhe…?

Sadhana ne bahut pucha lekin sheetal ne kuch nahi bataya...nadi me achchi tarah se nahane ke baad main vapis ghar aa raha tha to na jane mere mann me kya khyal aaya ki maine uss unknown number par phir se call ghuma diya….ring jate hi iss bar kisi ne call utha liya..lekin jaise hi samne wale ki awaz suni to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…

Dimag kharab karne wali baat hi thi..kyon ki samne se jo awaz aa rahi thi vo pratap chacha ki awaz thi…black star ke kisi unknown number par aaj dubara pratap chacha ki awaz sunte hi mera dimag jhanjhana gaya…

Raj—hello…koun…?

“Hello, main sp sahab raj ka chacha pratap bol raha hu.” Dusri taraf se awaz aayi..

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye har bar uss black star ka phone iss madarchod chacha ke paas kaise pahuch jata hai.. ? lagta hai ki chacha ki bhi maiya chodni padegi ab..?

Raj—chacha, aap kaha par ho abhi…?

Pratap—koun .. ? raj beta... ? main to khet me hu raj beta...

Aur phir main turant hi khet ki taraf mud gaya…jaha vo room me khatiya par baithe uss mobile ko dekh rahe the..maine ja kar sidhe unke paas se mobile apne hath me le liya.

Raj—ye number aap ke paas kaise aaya... ? pahle wala mobile bhi gum gaya kya…?

Pratap—ye mobile to mujhe abhi thodi der pahle hi khet ke bahar jamin par gira hua mila tha…na jane kis bechare ka gir gaya hai..kyo kya hua beta…?

Raj—kabhi aap ka mobile gir jata hai to kabhi dusre ka gira hua mil jata hai..ajib baat hai na chacha…?

Pratap—haan beta..ajib to hai..ab dekho…abhi kuch din pahle mujhe ye torch (vahi green roshni wali torch dikhate huye) nadi kinare padi mili thi aur aaj ye mobile pada hua mil gaya….aur to aur abhi kal ya parso mujhe ye ek aur torch (jo uss din uss aurat ke hath se gir gayi thi bhagte huye) vaha mitti me giri huyi mili thi….sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Raj—aap ke upar bhagwan kuch jyada hi meharban lag raha hai…?

Pratap—hahahaha…sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta…

Raj—aaj kal mobile ke andar apradhi log bomb bhi fit kar ke jaan bujh kar phenk dete hain…aur phir khud hi uss phone me call karte hain jisse kayi bar call uthate hi bomb phat jata hai..kuch pata hai aap ko…?

Pratap—ab mujhe ye sab kya pata beta…? Main thahra anpadh angootha chhap kisan admi…maine to ye soch kar call utha liya tha ki shayad jiska phone gira hoga vo bechara dhoondne ke liye kisi dusre ke phone se call kar raha hoga…to main use bata du ki mere paas hai…jisse vo yaha aa kar apna phone le jaye….kyo, maine kuch galat kiya beta…?

Raj—dubara koi bhi cheez aap ko kahi padi huyi mile to sidhe apne phone se mujhe call kar ke batana pahle…ye nahi ki usko utha lo aap…

Pratap—theek hai beta..jaisa tu kahe….vaise bhi hum sab ka akela sahara to tu hi hai beta…tere alawa aur hamara hai hi koun beta…

Phir maine chacha ke sath kuch der aur baate ki aur phir sidha ghar vapis lout aaya…abhi main apne room me ready ho hi raha tha ki tabhi….

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[Iron Man]

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Maine jaldi se usse apna hath chhuda kar bagal wale khet me ghus gaya jisse didi mujhe dekh na paye...main khet me baith kar sudhiya kaki ko hi dekh raha tha...vo thodi der didi ke paas ruk kar na jane kya baate karti rahi, phir vo bhi issi khet me ek taraf ghuste huye dikhayi di.

Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod kaki ne didi se kuch bata to nahi diya... ? nahi..nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta, warna ab tak didi uski gaand phad chuki hoti sunte hi...ab batati hu kaki tujhe..ruk..issi khet me ghusi hai na...aa raha hu tere paas hi...

Ab aage......

Main khet ke andar hi andar jhuk kar chalte huye akhir vaha pahuch hi gaya jaha mere dost kallu ki maa apni saree uthaye baith kar fresh ho rahi thi...main bhi ja kar uske samne hi baith gaya...mujhe dekhte hi vo hadbada gayi aur jaldi se uthne lagi lekin maine uska hath pakad liya.

Sudhiya—chhod mujhe rajj..nahi to main chillaungi...

Raj—lal pari dikhane ko bol rahi thi na..ab dikha apni lal pari…aur chillaogi to mere baap ka kya jayega…? Sab yahi samjhenge ki main tujhe yaha khet ke andar chod raha tha..badnami teri hogi kaki..

Sudhiya—dekh rajj, meri beti ki jindagi to kharab kar hi chuka hai tu…ab mujh budhiya ke piche kyo pada hai…?

Raj—dekh kaki, agar tu kahegi to main teri beti ki jindagi bana bhi sakta hu…

Sudhiya—ab tu kaise banayega uski jindagi…? Poora gaon janta hai ki tu meri beti ko saalo se kar raha hai...ab to vo maa bhi banne wali hai tere bachche ki...kya tu champa se shadi karega... ?

Ra—vo sab tu mere upar chhod de...main vada karta hu ki champa ki jindagi kharab nahi hone dunga..lekin... ?

Sudhiya—lekin kya... ?

Raj—lekin uske badle me tujhe bhi mere liye kuch karna hoga...

Sudhiya—kya karna hoga mujhe…?

Raj—hihihi..jyada kuch nahi kaki…badle me mujhe teri bur chahiye..aur gaand bhi…

Sudhiya—kyaaaa…?

Raj—dekh kaki, haan hai to bol nahi to main chala..

Sudhiya—lekin..tu meri beti ki jindagi banayega kaise…? Koun karega ek bin byahi maa ban chuki ladki se shadi…?

Raj—vo dekhna mera kaam hai…achcha ek baat bata kaki, tune kaha ki poora gaon janta hai ki main teri beti ko chodta hu. Yahi na…?

Sudhiya—haan….aur main khud bhi to tujhe kayi bar meri beti champa ko chodte huye apne ghar me dekh chuki hu..

Raj—to kisi ne aaj tak tum maa beti ko koi tana mara kya..ya kisi ne gali di tumhe…?

Sudhiya—pith piche sab to kahti hain..lekin gali nahi di kisi ne aur na hi muh par koi kuch bola..kyon ki sab tujhse darti hain..unki bhi jawan bahu betiya hain shayad isliye..

Raj—bas to phir darti kyo ho kaki..? iss gaon me aisa koi ghar nahi hai jis ghar ki bahu betiya meri chodi huyi na ho.. sab ki sab meri chodi huyi hain….tum daro mat..gaon me kisi ki gaand me dum nahi hai jo khul ke bol de mere khilaf…jisne bhi bola uski khade khade maa chod dalunga…bas jaldi se mujhe apni bur de do..

Sudhiya—meri beti ka ghar bas jayega na... ?

Raj—tumhari beti ka hi kyo, tumhara bhi ghar basa dunga...bas jaldi se bur de do..

Uske baad maine sudhiya kaki ko vahi jhuka kar piche se uski bur me lund pel diya...ek hi dhakke me usko din me taare dikhne lage...uski ankho se anshu chhalak aaye...do bar to vah behosh ho gayi..vo to achcha hua ki lote me pani tha..jisse hosh me lane me jyada dikkat nahi huyi.

Hosh me aane ke baad jab uska dard thoda kam hua to vo bhi maze se apni bur chudwane lagi....maine uski blouse ke button khol kar doodh bhi meesta ja raha tha aur piche se danadan bur me lund pele ja raha tha.

Sudhiya—aaaahhhh...raaajjj betaaa...aise ho choddd....aur choddd.....bas meri beti ka ghar baswa de..badle me jitna chahe utna chod liya kar mujhe...jab mann kare tera mujhe chod liya kar....aaahhhh....chahe to mujhe rakhail bana le apni...aaahh aaj main smjhi ki meri beti kyo tujhe roj apni bur deti thi..aahhh..tera lund hai hi aisa ki jiski bur me bhi ek bar ghus jaye.. vo phir tujhe bar bar apni bur dena chahegi...tujhse chude bina vo rah hi nahi payegi...aaahhhh...

Main ek ghante tak usko vahi jhukaye huye pelta raha...aur phir uski bur me hi pani chhod diya....sudhiya ladkhadate huye vahi pasar gayi aur main apna lower pahan ke khet se bahar nikal gaya.

Main abhi bahar nikla hi tha ki mere phone me kisi ka call aane laga…number unknown tha..to maine utha liya..lekin dusri taraf se bolne wale ka naam sun kar dimag kharab ho gaya.

Raj—hello koun... ?

Dusri taraf se...

S...T...A...R B...L...A...C...K S...T...A...R

Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd...apni amma chudwane ke liye phone kiya hai..teri maa ko chodu... Madarchod Jis Din Teri Gaand Me Lund Pel Dunga Na, Uss Din Se Madarchod Tu Black Star Se Red Star Ban Jayega..

Black Star—vo to waqt hi batayega…khair maine to tujhe congratulate karne ke liye phone kiya tha…

Raj (hairan)—congratulate..! kis baat ke liye..? kahi teri maa ne apne bhosde se hathiyo ka jhund to paida nahi kar diya …? (mann me)..iss madarchod ne kahi phir se to koi lafda nahi kar diya..? sale ki location trace karwata hu control room me massage kar ke..

Black Star—bas dil kiya ki tujhe mubarakbad de du..to de diya call kar ke…aur ye kya kar raha hai dusre mobile se…? control room me massage kar ke meri location trace karwana to nahi chahta…hahahaha…?

Raj (mann me, shocked)—ye..madarchod ko kaise malum….? Kahi ye mujhe dekh to nahi raha…? Sale ko baat karte huye latka ke rakhta hu…? Ya phir kahi ye pichli bar ki tarah, mere ghar ke aas paas se to nahi bol raha hai…?

Black Star--kya hua chup ho gaya...? khair mujhe congratulation deni thi tujhe to de di..

Raj--kis baat ki congratulation de raha hai re bhadwe...?

Black Star--pichli bar to maine tujhe apne plan ke baare me bata diya tha..to tujhe pata chala tha...tum apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar aur taqatwar samajhte ho na to iss baar bina bataye jaan lo ki maine tujhe kis baat ki mubarakbad di hai aur main kya karne wala hu....?

Raj--tera matlab kya hai...?

Black Star--Boojho To Jane...?

Raj (mann me)--kahi ye madarchod..mere ghar me to nahi ghusa hai...?

Mere mann me ghar ka khyal aate hi main turant ghar ki taraf tezi se daud laga diya…aur 10 min ka rasta ek minute me hi poora kar liya..lekin ghar ke bahar to mujhe koi nazar nahi aaya..,main hello…hello karta raha lekin dusri taraf se koi awaz nahi aayi..shayad usne call cut kar diya tha…main ghar ke andar ja kar har jagah dekhne laga magar vaha bhi ghar walo ke alawa koi nahi dikha.

Sheetal—kya hua…? Aise kya paglo ke jaise poore ghar me daud raha hai…?

Raj—vo..didi, koi aaya tha kya ghar me mujhse milne…?

Sheetal—nahi to…kyo…?

Raj—nahi, kuch nahi…

Sheetal—achcha sun, mujhe aur rashmi didi ko college chhod dena aaj..aur baad me lene bhi aa jana..aur haan, shaam ko mujhe market jana hai shopping karne..sath me sadhana, chinky, vaesha, laxmi aunty aur ganga mousi bhi jayengi..to tujhe mere sath chalna hoga..

Raj—lekin didi, mujhe duty bhi to jana hai..

Sheetal—achchi tarah pata hai mujhe ki aaj kal tu koun si duty jyada kar raha hai…?

Raj—theek hai main college chhod dunga…lekin lene nahi aa paunga..

Sheetal—dekh raj, subah subah mera mood kharab mat kar…bas jitna kaha hai utna sun..samajh gaya..ja ja kar naha kar ready ho ja jaldi se…

Raj—theek hai..

Magar mera dhyan to abhi bhi uss phone call par tha…phir maine socha ki ek bar main hi uss number par call kar ke dekhta hu..isliye uss number ko redial kar diya…ring jati rahi magar kisi ne call uthaya nahi to main bhi kapde le kar nahane nadi chala gaya….vaha minakshi didi nahate huye dikh gayi to maine unko ishare se apne paas bula liya

Minakshi—kya hai raj..mujhe ishare se yaha kyo bulaya….?

Raj—aa ja jaldi se…vaha jhadi ke piche chal ke baat karenge na…

Minakshi—kyo, vaha jhadi ke piche aisi kya baat karni hai jo yaha nahi kar sakte…?

Raj (hath pakad kar)—arrey didi chalo to sahi ki yahi sab puch logi..aap ko aaj special paan khilaunga jhadi ke piche..

Minakshi—kyaaa..paan…? main paan nahi khati..mujhe nahana hai..

Raj (god me utha kar)—naha lena didi…lekin pahle mera paan to thoda sa kha hi lo..

“Aa Ja Meri Jaan, Kha Le Double Paan….Aa Baith Ja Mere Lund Me, Tujhe Ghuma Du Hindustan,”

Main minakshi didi ko apni god me utha liya aur phir jhadi ke piche le ja kar unki sari upar kamar tak khiska ke ek bar tabiyat se choda…aur phir ja kar nahane laga.

Udhar mere nahane jane ke baad sheetal didi bhi ready hone me lag gayi tabhi unki nazar roopa chachi par gayi jo aaj kuch jyada hi langda kar chal rahi thi..jisse vo chounk gayi.

Sheetal—chachi..aap langda kyo rahi hain itni…? Kya hua hai aap ko... ? (mann me)..kahi uss din raat me bhagte huye girne ke karan to chot nahi lagi hai... ?

Roopa (hadbada kar)—mainn...nahii..to….vo to bas…kal bhusa nikal rahi thi atari se shaam ko to sidhi toot gayi aur main niche gir gayi jisse pair me ghutno ke upar aur jaangho me thodi chot lag gayi hai...

Sheetal—ooohhh...to aapne bataya kyo nahi... ? aap taiyar ho jao..main doctor ko dikha dungi..

Roopa—nahii..nahii beti...mamuli si kharoch hai...apne aap shaam tak theek ho jayegi...vo..raj ne malham laga diya tha..

Sheetal (chounk kar, tension)—kyaaa..rajj ne malham aap ki jaangho par ..malham..lagaya ..thaa... ?

Roopa (sakpaka kar)—nahii...nahii..vo mera matlab tha ki raj ne mujhe malham diya tha to maine laga liya hai apne hath se...(mann me)..tere bhai ne to poori phad ke rakh di meri...shaam tak to kya mahine bhar chalne phirne layak nahi chhoda. Kya sheetal, vo mera beta hai, bhala usse apni jaangho par kaise lagwa sakti hu main... ? aur doctor ko bhi thodi hi vaha dikha sakti hu...

Sheetal (tension)—achcha theek hai chachi...(kuch soch kar)..achcha chachi, mujhe aap se kuch kaam tha..

Roopa—haan to bata na…

Sheetal—chachi..aap apni vo wali saree ka set do na jo aap ke liye raj ne kharida tha..

Roopa—kyo tu kya karegi saree ka…?

Sheetal—bas chachi, vo aise hi..aaj main saree pahan ke market jane ka mann hai…aur vo wali saree mujhe bahut pasand hai..agar market me dikh gayi to main vaisi hi dusri le lungi..

Roopa—theek hai le lena...lekin aaj achanak tera saree pahanne ka kaise mann ho gaya…? Kahi college me koi dhoond to nahi liya tune apne liye…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chachiii…aisa aap soch bhi kaise sakti hain…? Sheetal mar jayegi lekin kisi ki taraf ankh utha kar nahi dekhegi..

Roopa—pagal main to majaak kar rahi thi..tu to gussa ho gayi …

Sheetal—mujhe aisa majaak pasand nahi chachi…

Roopa—achcha chhod, chal aa ja…le le vo saree..

Dono andar aa gayi..unke piche sadhana bhi vahi pahuch gayi...roopa almari khol kar apni saree nikal nikal kar dikhane lagi lekin jo saree sheetal ko chahiye thi, vo nahi mil rahi thi...asal me sheetal uss blouse ki matching wali saree dekh rahi thi jo blouse uss din raat me sadhana ko uss aurat ko pakadne ke dauran mila tha...sheetal ka uddeshya roopa ki tahqiqaat karna tha.

Sadhana (kaan me)—ye saree pahanne ka kya chakkar hai... ?

Sheetal (kaan me)—main to bas ye dekhna chahti hu ki uss din raat me roopa chachi thi ki koi aur…? Kyon ki vo blouse to confirm roopa chachi ka hi hai…aur agar roopa chachi ka nahi hai to unke paas vo blouse bhi hona chahiye…isliye maine uske matching ki saree ka set kaha hai…roopa chachi ko chot to lagi hai, ye confirm ho gaya..bas ye blouse aur confirm ho jaye…

Sadhana (dhire se)—ohhh..to ye baat hai..

Sheetal—kya hua chachi nahi mil rahi kya... ?

Roopa—main almari me dekh rahi hu..rakhi to maine shayad yahi thi..ek kaam kar na..tu uss suitcase me dekh na..ho sakta hai ki kisi ne usme rakh diya ho…?

Sheetal—saree aap ki hai..pahanne wali aap hain to dusra koun rakhega... ?

Roopa—abhi teen char din pahle maine seema ko dhone ke liye di thi vo saree aur blouse to ho sakta hai ki sukhne ke baad kinjal ya vidhya ne suitcase me rakh diya ho…?

Sadhana (chounk kar)—kyaa seema chachi ko di thi..vo saree…?

Roopa—haan kyo…?

Sheetal—nahi..kuch nahi..uska

Sheetal turant suitcase nikal kar dekhne lagi..saree to mil gayi lekin blouse nahi mila…usne dhyan se saree ko dekha to kahi bhi usme mitti lagi nazar nahi aayi usme..ekdam saaf suthri thi.

Sheetal—saree to mil gayi chachi lekin isme to blouse nahi hai …?

Roopa—ruk main abhi seema se hi puchti hu…(awaz lagate huye)…seemaaa…ooo..seemaaa…yaha aana jara..

Seema (aate huye)—haan didi..bulaya aapne…?

Roopa—arrey vo iss saree ka blouse kaha hai jo uss din tu saaf karne ko le gayi thi…? Hamari Sheetal ko aaj saree pahanne ka bhoot sawar ho gaya hai…hihihihi

Seema—mujhe kya pata didi….? maine to saree aur blouse dono hi dhoye the, phir main nahane lagi thi…uske baad sabhi dhoye huye geele kapde pushpa didi le kar aayi thi nadi se… abhi vo nahane gayi hain, unke aate hi puch lungi unse…

Itna kah kar seema kitchen me chali gayi…idhar sheetal aur sadhana ka dimag hi chakrane laga…sheetal ne suitcase ko aur bhi achchi tarah se poore kapde bahar nikal ke dekhne lagi..lekin blouse nahi mila…suitcase ko band kar ke jaise hi vo rakhne ke liye jhuki tabhi uski nazar almari ke piche rakhi bed sheet par chali gayi…Bed sheet par lage khoon ke dhabbo ke nishan dekh kar vo chounk gayi..

Sheetal (shocked, mann me)—ye bed sheet yaha kyo rakhi hai…? Aur isme khoon ke itne saare dhabbe kaise hain…? Ye to vahi bed sheet hai jo kal chachi ke bistar par maine raat me bichhi dekhi thi…phir raat me isme khoon kaha se lag gaya..? kahi….?

Sheetal (mann me)—Nahi..ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Roopa chachi use apna beta manti hain… jarur kuch dusri baat hogi…? Phir bhi kuch to raaz jarur hai…kal tak to chachi itna nahi langda rahi thi…jitna ki aaj ..? mujhe pata lagana hi hoga.. nahi to main soch soch ke hi mar jaungi..

Phir aage sochne ki uski himmat hi nahi huyi…uska to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha…pahle uss blouse ki vajah se aur ab iss bed sheet ke karan..vo bina kuch bole vaha se uth kar apne room me aa gayi aur bistar me chupchap let gayi… uske piche piche sadhana bhi vahi aa gayi.

Sadhana—ye gutthi to aur bhi ulajhti ja rahi hai…ab to seema chachi ke upar shaq aur bhi gahra hota ja raha hai…kitni safayi se usne dhoye huye kapde pushpa bua ko pakda diye..aur phir jab pushpa bua ne unn kapdo ko ghar me sukhne ke liye phaila diya to seema chachi ne chupke se vo saree blouse gayab kar diya..jisse koi uske upar doubt na kare…sidha shaq roopa chachi ya phir pushpa bua ki taraf jaye…tum kya kahti ho…?

Sheetal (tension)—(apna matha dabate huye)…pls yaar..abhi iss samay mujhse kuch mat puch…abhi mera mood bahut jyada kharab hai…

Sadhana—kyo achanak kya ho gaya tujhe…?

Sadhana ne bahut pucha lekin sheetal ne kuch nahi bataya...nadi me achchi tarah se nahane ke baad main vapis ghar aa raha tha to na jane mere mann me kya khyal aaya ki maine uss unknown number par phir se call ghuma diya….ring jate hi iss bar kisi ne call utha liya..lekin jaise hi samne wale ki awaz suni to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…

Dimag kharab karne wali baat hi thi..kyon ki samne se jo awaz aa rahi thi vo pratap chacha ki awaz thi…black star ke kisi unknown number par aaj dubara pratap chacha ki awaz sunte hi mera dimag jhanjhana gaya…

Raj—hello…koun…?

“Hello, main sp sahab raj ka chacha pratap bol raha hu.” Dusri taraf se awaz aayi..

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye har bar uss black star ka phone iss madarchod chacha ke paas kaise pahuch jata hai.. ? lagta hai ki chacha ki bhi maiya chodni padegi ab..?

Raj—chacha, aap kaha par ho abhi…?

Pratap—koun .. ? raj beta... ? main to khet me hu raj beta...

Aur phir main turant hi khet ki taraf mud gaya…jaha vo room me khatiya par baithe uss mobile ko dekh rahe the..maine ja kar sidhe unke paas se mobile apne hath me le liya.

Raj—ye number aap ke paas kaise aaya... ? pahle wala mobile bhi gum gaya kya…?

Pratap—ye mobile to mujhe abhi thodi der pahle hi khet ke bahar jamin par gira hua mila tha…na jane kis bechare ka gir gaya hai..kyo kya hua beta…?

Raj—kabhi aap ka mobile gir jata hai to kabhi dusre ka gira hua mil jata hai..ajib baat hai na chacha…?

Pratap—haan beta..ajib to hai..ab dekho…abhi kuch din pahle mujhe ye torch (vahi green roshni wali torch dikhate huye) nadi kinare padi mili thi aur aaj ye mobile pada hua mil gaya….aur to aur abhi kal ya parso mujhe ye ek aur torch (jo uss din uss aurat ke hath se gir gayi thi bhagte huye) vaha mitti me giri huyi mili thi….sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Raj—aap ke upar bhagwan kuch jyada hi meharban lag raha hai…?

Pratap—hahahaha…sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta…

Raj—aaj kal mobile ke andar apradhi log bomb bhi fit kar ke jaan bujh kar phenk dete hain…aur phir khud hi uss phone me call karte hain jisse kayi bar call uthate hi bomb phat jata hai..kuch pata hai aap ko…?

Pratap—ab mujhe ye sab kya pata beta…? Main thahra anpadh angootha chhap kisan admi…maine to ye soch kar call utha liya tha ki shayad jiska phone gira hoga vo bechara dhoondne ke liye kisi dusre ke phone se call kar raha hoga…to main use bata du ki mere paas hai…jisse vo yaha aa kar apna phone le jaye….kyo, maine kuch galat kiya beta…?

Raj—dubara koi bhi cheez aap ko kahi padi huyi mile to sidhe apne phone se mujhe call kar ke batana pahle…ye nahi ki usko utha lo aap…

Pratap—theek hai beta..jaisa tu kahe….vaise bhi hum sab ka akela sahara to tu hi hai beta…tere alawa aur hamara hai hi koun beta…

Phir maine chacha ke sath kuch der aur baate ki aur phir sidha ghar vapis lout aaya…abhi main apne room me ready ho hi raha tha ki tabhi….

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[Rizwan]

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UPDATE- 231​

Maine jaldi se usse apna hath chhuda kar bagal wale khet me ghus gaya jisse didi mujhe dekh na paye...main khet me baith kar sudhiya kaki ko hi dekh raha tha...vo thodi der didi ke paas ruk kar na jane kya baate karti rahi, phir vo bhi issi khet me ek taraf ghuste huye dikhayi di.

Raj (mann me)—kahi iss madarchod kaki ne didi se kuch bata to nahi diya... ? nahi..nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta, warna ab tak didi uski gaand phad chuki hoti sunte hi...ab batati hu kaki tujhe..ruk..issi khet me ghusi hai na...aa raha hu tere paas hi...

Ab aage......

Main khet ke andar hi andar jhuk kar chalte huye akhir vaha pahuch hi gaya jaha mere dost kallu ki maa apni saree uthaye baith kar fresh ho rahi thi...main bhi ja kar uske samne hi baith gaya...mujhe dekhte hi vo hadbada gayi aur jaldi se uthne lagi lekin maine uska hath pakad liya.

Sudhiya—chhod mujhe rajj..nahi to main chillaungi...

Raj—lal pari dikhane ko bol rahi thi na..ab dikha apni lal pari…aur chillaogi to mere baap ka kya jayega…? Sab yahi samjhenge ki main tujhe yaha khet ke andar chod raha tha..badnami teri hogi kaki..

Sudhiya—dekh rajj, meri beti ki jindagi to kharab kar hi chuka hai tu…ab mujh budhiya ke piche kyo pada hai…?

Raj—dekh kaki, agar tu kahegi to main teri beti ki jindagi bana bhi sakta hu…

Sudhiya—ab tu kaise banayega uski jindagi…? Poora gaon janta hai ki tu meri beti ko saalo se kar raha hai...ab to vo maa bhi banne wali hai tere bachche ki...kya tu champa se shadi karega... ?

Ra—vo sab tu mere upar chhod de...main vada karta hu ki champa ki jindagi kharab nahi hone dunga..lekin... ?

Sudhiya—lekin kya... ?

Raj—lekin uske badle me tujhe bhi mere liye kuch karna hoga...

Sudhiya—kya karna hoga mujhe…?

Raj—hihihi..jyada kuch nahi kaki…badle me mujhe teri bur chahiye..aur gaand bhi…

Sudhiya—kyaaaa…?

Raj—dekh kaki, haan hai to bol nahi to main chala..

Sudhiya—lekin..tu meri beti ki jindagi banayega kaise…? Koun karega ek bin byahi maa ban chuki ladki se shadi…?

Raj—vo dekhna mera kaam hai…achcha ek baat bata kaki, tune kaha ki poora gaon janta hai ki main teri beti ko chodta hu. Yahi na…?

Sudhiya—haan….aur main khud bhi to tujhe kayi bar meri beti champa ko chodte huye apne ghar me dekh chuki hu..

Raj—to kisi ne aaj tak tum maa beti ko koi tana mara kya..ya kisi ne gali di tumhe…?

Sudhiya—pith piche sab to kahti hain..lekin gali nahi di kisi ne aur na hi muh par koi kuch bola..kyon ki sab tujhse darti hain..unki bhi jawan bahu betiya hain shayad isliye..

Raj—bas to phir darti kyo ho kaki..? iss gaon me aisa koi ghar nahi hai jis ghar ki bahu betiya meri chodi huyi na ho.. sab ki sab meri chodi huyi hain….tum daro mat..gaon me kisi ki gaand me dum nahi hai jo khul ke bol de mere khilaf…jisne bhi bola uski khade khade maa chod dalunga…bas jaldi se mujhe apni bur de do..

Sudhiya—meri beti ka ghar bas jayega na... ?

Raj—tumhari beti ka hi kyo, tumhara bhi ghar basa dunga...bas jaldi se bur de do..

Uske baad maine sudhiya kaki ko vahi jhuka kar piche se uski bur me lund pel diya...ek hi dhakke me usko din me taare dikhne lage...uski ankho se anshu chhalak aaye...do bar to vah behosh ho gayi..vo to achcha hua ki lote me pani tha..jisse hosh me lane me jyada dikkat nahi huyi.

Hosh me aane ke baad jab uska dard thoda kam hua to vo bhi maze se apni bur chudwane lagi....maine uski blouse ke button khol kar doodh bhi meesta ja raha tha aur piche se danadan bur me lund pele ja raha tha.

Sudhiya—aaaahhhh...raaajjj betaaa...aise ho choddd....aur choddd.....bas meri beti ka ghar baswa de..badle me jitna chahe utna chod liya kar mujhe...jab mann kare tera mujhe chod liya kar....aaahhhh....chahe to mujhe rakhail bana le apni...aaahh aaj main smjhi ki meri beti kyo tujhe roj apni bur deti thi..aahhh..tera lund hai hi aisa ki jiski bur me bhi ek bar ghus jaye.. vo phir tujhe bar bar apni bur dena chahegi...tujhse chude bina vo rah hi nahi payegi...aaahhhh...

Main ek ghante tak usko vahi jhukaye huye pelta raha...aur phir uski bur me hi pani chhod diya....sudhiya ladkhadate huye vahi pasar gayi aur main apna lower pahan ke khet se bahar nikal gaya.

Main abhi bahar nikla hi tha ki mere phone me kisi ka call aane laga…number unknown tha..to maine utha liya..lekin dusri taraf se bolne wale ka naam sun kar dimag kharab ho gaya.

Raj—hello koun... ?

Dusri taraf se...

S...T...A...R B...L...A...C...K S...T...A...R

Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd...apni amma chudwane ke liye phone kiya hai..teri maa ko chodu... Madarchod Jis Din Teri Gaand Me Lund Pel Dunga Na, Uss Din Se Madarchod Tu Black Star Se Red Star Ban Jayega..

Black Star—vo to waqt hi batayega…khair maine to tujhe congratulate karne ke liye phone kiya tha…

Raj (hairan)—congratulate..! kis baat ke liye..? kahi teri maa ne apne bhosde se hathiyo ka jhund to paida nahi kar diya …? (mann me)..iss madarchod ne kahi phir se to koi lafda nahi kar diya..? sale ki location trace karwata hu control room me massage kar ke..

Black Star—bas dil kiya ki tujhe mubarakbad de du..to de diya call kar ke…aur ye kya kar raha hai dusre mobile se…? control room me massage kar ke meri location trace karwana to nahi chahta…hahahaha…?

Raj (mann me, shocked)—ye..madarchod ko kaise malum….? Kahi ye mujhe dekh to nahi raha…? Sale ko baat karte huye latka ke rakhta hu…? Ya phir kahi ye pichli bar ki tarah, mere ghar ke aas paas se to nahi bol raha hai…?

Black Star--kya hua chup ho gaya...? khair mujhe congratulation deni thi tujhe to de di..

Raj--kis baat ki congratulation de raha hai re bhadwe...?

Black Star--pichli bar to maine tujhe apne plan ke baare me bata diya tha..to tujhe pata chala tha...tum apne aap ko bahut hoshiyar aur taqatwar samajhte ho na to iss baar bina bataye jaan lo ki maine tujhe kis baat ki mubarakbad di hai aur main kya karne wala hu....?

Raj--tera matlab kya hai...?

Black Star--Boojho To Jane...?

Raj (mann me)--kahi ye madarchod..mere ghar me to nahi ghusa hai...?

Mere mann me ghar ka khyal aate hi main turant ghar ki taraf tezi se daud laga diya…aur 10 min ka rasta ek minute me hi poora kar liya..lekin ghar ke bahar to mujhe koi nazar nahi aaya..,main hello…hello karta raha lekin dusri taraf se koi awaz nahi aayi..shayad usne call cut kar diya tha…main ghar ke andar ja kar har jagah dekhne laga magar vaha bhi ghar walo ke alawa koi nahi dikha.

Sheetal—kya hua…? Aise kya paglo ke jaise poore ghar me daud raha hai…?

Raj—vo..didi, koi aaya tha kya ghar me mujhse milne…?

Sheetal—nahi to…kyo…?

Raj—nahi, kuch nahi…

Sheetal—achcha sun, mujhe aur rashmi didi ko college chhod dena aaj..aur baad me lene bhi aa jana..aur haan, shaam ko mujhe market jana hai shopping karne..sath me sadhana, chinky, vaesha, laxmi aunty aur ganga mousi bhi jayengi..to tujhe mere sath chalna hoga..

Raj—lekin didi, mujhe duty bhi to jana hai..

Sheetal—achchi tarah pata hai mujhe ki aaj kal tu koun si duty jyada kar raha hai…?

Raj—theek hai main college chhod dunga…lekin lene nahi aa paunga..

Sheetal—dekh raj, subah subah mera mood kharab mat kar…bas jitna kaha hai utna sun..samajh gaya..ja ja kar naha kar ready ho ja jaldi se…

Raj—theek hai..

Magar mera dhyan to abhi bhi uss phone call par tha…phir maine socha ki ek bar main hi uss number par call kar ke dekhta hu..isliye uss number ko redial kar diya…ring jati rahi magar kisi ne call uthaya nahi to main bhi kapde le kar nahane nadi chala gaya….vaha minakshi didi nahate huye dikh gayi to maine unko ishare se apne paas bula liya

Minakshi—kya hai raj..mujhe ishare se yaha kyo bulaya….?

Raj—aa ja jaldi se…vaha jhadi ke piche chal ke baat karenge na…

Minakshi—kyo, vaha jhadi ke piche aisi kya baat karni hai jo yaha nahi kar sakte…?

Raj (hath pakad kar)—arrey didi chalo to sahi ki yahi sab puch logi..aap ko aaj special paan khilaunga jhadi ke piche..

Minakshi—kyaaa..paan…? main paan nahi khati..mujhe nahana hai..

Raj (god me utha kar)—naha lena didi…lekin pahle mera paan to thoda sa kha hi lo..

“Aa Ja Meri Jaan, Kha Le Double Paan….Aa Baith Ja Mere Lund Me, Tujhe Ghuma Du Hindustan,”

Main minakshi didi ko apni god me utha liya aur phir jhadi ke piche le ja kar unki sari upar kamar tak khiska ke ek bar tabiyat se choda…aur phir ja kar nahane laga.

Udhar mere nahane jane ke baad sheetal didi bhi ready hone me lag gayi tabhi unki nazar roopa chachi par gayi jo aaj kuch jyada hi langda kar chal rahi thi..jisse vo chounk gayi.

Sheetal—chachi..aap langda kyo rahi hain itni…? Kya hua hai aap ko... ? (mann me)..kahi uss din raat me bhagte huye girne ke karan to chot nahi lagi hai... ?

Roopa (hadbada kar)—mainn...nahii..to….vo to bas…kal bhusa nikal rahi thi atari se shaam ko to sidhi toot gayi aur main niche gir gayi jisse pair me ghutno ke upar aur jaangho me thodi chot lag gayi hai...

Sheetal—ooohhh...to aapne bataya kyo nahi... ? aap taiyar ho jao..main doctor ko dikha dungi..

Roopa—nahii..nahii beti...mamuli si kharoch hai...apne aap shaam tak theek ho jayegi...vo..raj ne malham laga diya tha..

Sheetal (chounk kar, tension)—kyaaa..rajj ne malham aap ki jaangho par ..malham..lagaya ..thaa... ?

Roopa (sakpaka kar)—nahii...nahii..vo mera matlab tha ki raj ne mujhe malham diya tha to maine laga liya hai apne hath se...(mann me)..tere bhai ne to poori phad ke rakh di meri...shaam tak to kya mahine bhar chalne phirne layak nahi chhoda. Kya sheetal, vo mera beta hai, bhala usse apni jaangho par kaise lagwa sakti hu main... ? aur doctor ko bhi thodi hi vaha dikha sakti hu...

Sheetal (tension)—achcha theek hai chachi...(kuch soch kar)..achcha chachi, mujhe aap se kuch kaam tha..

Roopa—haan to bata na…

Sheetal—chachi..aap apni vo wali saree ka set do na jo aap ke liye raj ne kharida tha..

Roopa—kyo tu kya karegi saree ka…?

Sheetal—bas chachi, vo aise hi..aaj main saree pahan ke market jane ka mann hai…aur vo wali saree mujhe bahut pasand hai..agar market me dikh gayi to main vaisi hi dusri le lungi..

Roopa—theek hai le lena...lekin aaj achanak tera saree pahanne ka kaise mann ho gaya…? Kahi college me koi dhoond to nahi liya tune apne liye…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chachiii…aisa aap soch bhi kaise sakti hain…? Sheetal mar jayegi lekin kisi ki taraf ankh utha kar nahi dekhegi..

Roopa—pagal main to majaak kar rahi thi..tu to gussa ho gayi …

Sheetal—mujhe aisa majaak pasand nahi chachi…

Roopa—achcha chhod, chal aa ja…le le vo saree..

Dono andar aa gayi..unke piche sadhana bhi vahi pahuch gayi...roopa almari khol kar apni saree nikal nikal kar dikhane lagi lekin jo saree sheetal ko chahiye thi, vo nahi mil rahi thi...asal me sheetal uss blouse ki matching wali saree dekh rahi thi jo blouse uss din raat me sadhana ko uss aurat ko pakadne ke dauran mila tha...sheetal ka uddeshya roopa ki tahqiqaat karna tha.

Sadhana (kaan me)—ye saree pahanne ka kya chakkar hai... ?

Sheetal (kaan me)—main to bas ye dekhna chahti hu ki uss din raat me roopa chachi thi ki koi aur…? Kyon ki vo blouse to confirm roopa chachi ka hi hai…aur agar roopa chachi ka nahi hai to unke paas vo blouse bhi hona chahiye…isliye maine uske matching ki saree ka set kaha hai…roopa chachi ko chot to lagi hai, ye confirm ho gaya..bas ye blouse aur confirm ho jaye…

Sadhana (dhire se)—ohhh..to ye baat hai..

Sheetal—kya hua chachi nahi mil rahi kya... ?

Roopa—main almari me dekh rahi hu..rakhi to maine shayad yahi thi..ek kaam kar na..tu uss suitcase me dekh na..ho sakta hai ki kisi ne usme rakh diya ho…?

Sheetal—saree aap ki hai..pahanne wali aap hain to dusra koun rakhega... ?

Roopa—abhi teen char din pahle maine seema ko dhone ke liye di thi vo saree aur blouse to ho sakta hai ki sukhne ke baad kinjal ya vidhya ne suitcase me rakh diya ho…?

Sadhana (chounk kar)—kyaa seema chachi ko di thi..vo saree…?

Roopa—haan kyo…?

Sheetal—nahi..kuch nahi..uska

Sheetal turant suitcase nikal kar dekhne lagi..saree to mil gayi lekin blouse nahi mila…usne dhyan se saree ko dekha to kahi bhi usme mitti lagi nazar nahi aayi usme..ekdam saaf suthri thi.

Sheetal—saree to mil gayi chachi lekin isme to blouse nahi hai …?

Roopa—ruk main abhi seema se hi puchti hu…(awaz lagate huye)…seemaaa…ooo..seemaaa…yaha aana jara..

Seema (aate huye)—haan didi..bulaya aapne…?

Roopa—arrey vo iss saree ka blouse kaha hai jo uss din tu saaf karne ko le gayi thi…? Hamari Sheetal ko aaj saree pahanne ka bhoot sawar ho gaya hai…hihihihi

Seema—mujhe kya pata didi….? maine to saree aur blouse dono hi dhoye the, phir main nahane lagi thi…uske baad sabhi dhoye huye geele kapde pushpa didi le kar aayi thi nadi se… abhi vo nahane gayi hain, unke aate hi puch lungi unse…

Itna kah kar seema kitchen me chali gayi…idhar sheetal aur sadhana ka dimag hi chakrane laga…sheetal ne suitcase ko aur bhi achchi tarah se poore kapde bahar nikal ke dekhne lagi..lekin blouse nahi mila…suitcase ko band kar ke jaise hi vo rakhne ke liye jhuki tabhi uski nazar almari ke piche rakhi bed sheet par chali gayi…Bed sheet par lage khoon ke dhabbo ke nishan dekh kar vo chounk gayi..

Sheetal (shocked, mann me)—ye bed sheet yaha kyo rakhi hai…? Aur isme khoon ke itne saare dhabbe kaise hain…? Ye to vahi bed sheet hai jo kal chachi ke bistar par maine raat me bichhi dekhi thi…phir raat me isme khoon kaha se lag gaya..? kahi….?

Sheetal (mann me)—Nahi..ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Roopa chachi use apna beta manti hain… jarur kuch dusri baat hogi…? Phir bhi kuch to raaz jarur hai…kal tak to chachi itna nahi langda rahi thi…jitna ki aaj ..? mujhe pata lagana hi hoga.. nahi to main soch soch ke hi mar jaungi..

Phir aage sochne ki uski himmat hi nahi huyi…uska to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha…pahle uss blouse ki vajah se aur ab iss bed sheet ke karan..vo bina kuch bole vaha se uth kar apne room me aa gayi aur bistar me chupchap let gayi… uske piche piche sadhana bhi vahi aa gayi.

Sadhana—ye gutthi to aur bhi ulajhti ja rahi hai…ab to seema chachi ke upar shaq aur bhi gahra hota ja raha hai…kitni safayi se usne dhoye huye kapde pushpa bua ko pakda diye..aur phir jab pushpa bua ne unn kapdo ko ghar me sukhne ke liye phaila diya to seema chachi ne chupke se vo saree blouse gayab kar diya..jisse koi uske upar doubt na kare…sidha shaq roopa chachi ya phir pushpa bua ki taraf jaye…tum kya kahti ho…?

Sheetal (tension)—(apna matha dabate huye)…pls yaar..abhi iss samay mujhse kuch mat puch…abhi mera mood bahut jyada kharab hai…

Sadhana—kyo achanak kya ho gaya tujhe…?

Sadhana ne bahut pucha lekin sheetal ne kuch nahi bataya...nadi me achchi tarah se nahane ke baad main vapis ghar aa raha tha to na jane mere mann me kya khyal aaya ki maine uss unknown number par phir se call ghuma diya….ring jate hi iss bar kisi ne call utha liya..lekin jaise hi samne wale ki awaz suni to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…

Dimag kharab karne wali baat hi thi..kyon ki samne se jo awaz aa rahi thi vo pratap chacha ki awaz thi…black star ke kisi unknown number par aaj dubara pratap chacha ki awaz sunte hi mera dimag jhanjhana gaya…

Raj—hello…koun…?

“Hello, main sp sahab raj ka chacha pratap bol raha hu.” Dusri taraf se awaz aayi..

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye har bar uss black star ka phone iss madarchod chacha ke paas kaise pahuch jata hai.. ? lagta hai ki chacha ki bhi maiya chodni padegi ab..?

Raj—chacha, aap kaha par ho abhi…?

Pratap—koun .. ? raj beta... ? main to khet me hu raj beta...

Aur phir main turant hi khet ki taraf mud gaya…jaha vo room me khatiya par baithe uss mobile ko dekh rahe the..maine ja kar sidhe unke paas se mobile apne hath me le liya.

Raj—ye number aap ke paas kaise aaya... ? pahle wala mobile bhi gum gaya kya…?

Pratap—ye mobile to mujhe abhi thodi der pahle hi khet ke bahar jamin par gira hua mila tha…na jane kis bechare ka gir gaya hai..kyo kya hua beta…?

Raj—kabhi aap ka mobile gir jata hai to kabhi dusre ka gira hua mil jata hai..ajib baat hai na chacha…?

Pratap—haan beta..ajib to hai..ab dekho…abhi kuch din pahle mujhe ye torch (vahi green roshni wali torch dikhate huye) nadi kinare padi mili thi aur aaj ye mobile pada hua mil gaya….aur to aur abhi kal ya parso mujhe ye ek aur torch (jo uss din uss aurat ke hath se gir gayi thi bhagte huye) vaha mitti me giri huyi mili thi….sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Raj—aap ke upar bhagwan kuch jyada hi meharban lag raha hai…?

Pratap—hahahaha…sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta…

Raj—aaj kal mobile ke andar apradhi log bomb bhi fit kar ke jaan bujh kar phenk dete hain…aur phir khud hi uss phone me call karte hain jisse kayi bar call uthate hi bomb phat jata hai..kuch pata hai aap ko…?

Pratap—ab mujhe ye sab kya pata beta…? Main thahra anpadh angootha chhap kisan admi…maine to ye soch kar call utha liya tha ki shayad jiska phone gira hoga vo bechara dhoondne ke liye kisi dusre ke phone se call kar raha hoga…to main use bata du ki mere paas hai…jisse vo yaha aa kar apna phone le jaye….kyo, maine kuch galat kiya beta…?

Raj—dubara koi bhi cheez aap ko kahi padi huyi mile to sidhe apne phone se mujhe call kar ke batana pahle…ye nahi ki usko utha lo aap…

Pratap—theek hai beta..jaisa tu kahe….vaise bhi hum sab ka akela sahara to tu hi hai beta…tere alawa aur hamara hai hi koun beta…

Phir maine chacha ke sath kuch der aur baate ki aur phir sidha ghar vapis lout aaya…abhi main apne room me ready ho hi raha tha ki tabhi….

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