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UPDATE- 242 (B)
Birthday Special- III (Final)
Jaise hi maine palat kar dekha to vaha sheetal didi khadi huyi thi..shayad unhone shashi ki kahi gayi baat ko sun liya tha.. aur isliye vah shashi aur mujhe thoda gusse me dekh rahi thi…didi ke chehre ko dekh kar main samajh gaya ki sab ke samne meri izzat utarne wali hai.
“Kyaaa…kahaaa..tumneee…Jijuu…?” unhone aate hi shashi ko dekh kar prashna jad diya.
Raj (hadbada kar)—sss..shashi..ye meri didi hain..aur didi..ye shashi hai….ye shashi ki didi damini hai, thanedar hai aur ye inn dono ki mummy hain….aur damini, mummy ji, ye meri sheetal didi hain…didi, aap samjhi nahi..idhar aao main samjhata hu..
Shashi unki baat ka jawab dene hi wali thi ki main samajh gaya ki shashi kya bolegi isliye uske kuch bolne se ke pahle hi sheetal didi ko pakad kar main ek taraf le gaya.
Sheetal (gusse me)—tu mujhe yaha kyo le aaya…? Usne tujhe jiju kyo bola... ? tera uski bahan ke sath kya chakkar hai…? Aur tu uski maa ko itna makkhan laga ke mummy ji..mummy ji kyo bol raha tha…? Yaha ghar me to kisi ko ji laga ke nahi bola kabhi…
Raj—didi, aap samjhi nahi..vo baat ye hai ki ye jo shashi hai na,..ye mere dost siraj se pyar karti hai aur siraj bhi usko chahta hai..yaha tak ki maine hi dono ki shadi ki baat shashi ki mummy se tay ki thi..islite siraj ka dost hone ke naate vo mujhe jiju kah ke bulati hai..
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—ohh..to ye baat hai…dekh, kahi tu jhuth to nahi bol raha hai na…? tera uski bahan se sach me koi chakkar vakkar to nahi hai na…?
Raj—didi, bhala maine aaj tak aap se kabhi jhuth bola hai, jo aaj bolunga…? Aap ko to mujh par hamesha shaq karne ki aadat ho gayi hai…aapne dekha nahi ki uski bahan mujhe sir kah ke bula rahi thi..phir bhi agar yakin nahi aa raha hai aap ko to main siraj ko bulata hu, aap khud usse hi puch lena..
Sheetal—theek.. theek hai..jane do..mujhe abhi kaam hai…
Sheetal didi ke jate hi maine chain ki saans li…siraj ne aa kar shashi ko attend kar liya…mehmano ka aagman chalu tha.. bade mama santu aur sapna mami ke sath chote mama dinesh aur dimple bhi aayi thi..sabhi pahle mujhse aa kar mile.
Raj—pranam mama ji..pranam mami..
Santu—jeete raho beta..janam din mubarak ho..
Dimple—happy birthday bhaiya
Raj—thanks mami..(kaan me)..mami gajab dha rahi ho, aao kone me chalte hain udhar andhere me..
Sapna (kaan me)—besharam, mere aate hi tujhe apni mami ki lene ki sujhne lagi…vaise to kabhi dhyan nahi aata ki mami ke ghar ja kar unki le lu…
Raj (dhire se)—koi baat nahi mami, jaldi aunga aap ki lene..
Dimple (mann me)—lagta hai ki bhaiya, badi maa ko chodne ka plan bana rahe hain.. ?
Sapna—vaise raj tune hamari devrani arushi par kya jadu kar diya hai... ?
Raj—kyo mami kya hua... ?
Sapna—devar ji use lene uske maayke gaye the to usne inko ulte pair hi vapis bhej diya, dhang se baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki arushi ne saaf saaf bol diya ki agar vo kisi ke sath jayegi to sirf tumhare sath..uske mata pita bhi pareshan hain uski iss vyavhar se…tum ek bar ghum kyo nahi aate arushi ke yaha…suna hai ki vo pet se hai.
Raj—theek hai mami..main kal hi ja kar dekhta hu, kya baat hai..? (mann me)..iss arushi ka matter jald se jald saltana padega..arushi bahut innocent ladki hai, pagal kahi kuch kar na le..?
Lekin tabhi vaha maa aa gayi aur unhe apne sath le gayi...gaon wale bhi lagbhag sabhi aa chuke the..central home minister ka bhi call aaya to kuch der unse baat ki..DGP sir bh apni family ke sath aa chuke the..maine unka welcome kiya…kuch hi pal me vaha lalita mousi bhi pahuch gayi jinhe dekh kar maa, sadhana aur sheetal didi ka mood kharab ho gaya..unhe vo sab yaad aa gaya jo lalita mousi ne hamare sath kiya tha…lekin aaj vo koi tamasha nahi chahti thi isliye na chahte huye bhi maa unke paas chali gayi jabki sadhana aur sheetal unke paas se muh pher kar door chali gayi.
Ab tak sabhi log aa chuke the kuch ek ko chhod kar..tabhi ek gadi aur aa kar ruki ..usme se utarne wale shakhs ko dekh kar atul chounk gaya sath me vah shakhs bhi..uske sath kuch aur log bhi the.
Amtul (shocked)—firefoxxxx..aur yaha…?
Ji haan, ye aur koi nahi balki firefox hi tha, jisko maine invite kiya tha…lekin uska amtul ko dekh kar chiunkna mujhe bhi samajh me nahi aaya…vo aate hi mere gale mila mubarakbad dene ke baad.
Amtul—abe.lomdi tum yaha kaise….?
Firefox—arrey tin tin bhaiya..aap bhi yaha ho..kamaal ho gaya…? Vahi to main bhi soch raha hu ki tum yaha kaise aa gaye..? lagta hai ki raj bhai ne sab chodu logo ki team bana li hai…?
Raj (hairan)—yaar, tum dono ek dusre ko pahle se jante ho... ?
Firefox—haan, raj bhai...ek bar hill station picnic tour par hamari mulaqat huyi thi….
Iron—amtul, tumne bataya nahi ki tumhara naam tin tin bhi hai…?
Amtul—ye sab iss kamine ka hi kaam hai..
Firefox—hua kuch yoon bhai ki hum sath me bus me safar kar rahe the to amtul bhaiya ko jo bhi sundar kanya ya aurat dikhti, ye uske piche ja kar khade ho jate…aur phir idhar udhar dekh kar sab ki nazar se bachte bachate uski gaand me ungli thoons dete…jab vo aurat ya ladki apni gaand ya bur me piche se kisi ki ungli achanak ghusne par gusse se palat kar dekhti to amtul bhaiya turant bus me ek kinare lagi huyi alarm wali rassi pakad kar khich dete jisse tin tin ki awaz karte huye ghanti bajne lagti…bas tabhi se maine inka naam tin tin bhaiya rakh diya.
Raj—hahahahaha…gajab hai amtul bhi..
Amtul (gusse me)—mere achche khase naam ki aisi taisi kar ke rakh diya tune lomdi..
Firefox—main to tumhe famous kar ke amar bana raha hu…
Amtul—lekin tumne ye nahi bataya ki tum raj ko kaise jante ho…?
Raj—vo main batata hu…(phir maine sab bata diya jaise meri firefox se mulaqat aur dosti huyi.)
Amtul—theek kiya...bas issi ek maha chodu admi ki kami thi team me..vo bhi poori ho gayi aaj...vaise iska dimag bahut tez chalta hai khurafati cheezo me...chalo achcha kiya raj ne tumhe apni team me shamil karne ka faisla le kar...
Phir amtul ne chodu gang ke baki team member’s se firefox ka parichay karwaya...jitu se parichay karate samay jab firefox ki nazar richa par gayi to usne bhi vahi samjha jo bakiyo ne samjha tha..jiske chalte usne bhi richa ko bhabhi kah ke namaste kiya jisse richa ka mood aur kharab ho gaya aur vo jitu ko ek kinare le ja kar uss par baras padi.
Richa (gusse me)—ye bata rakha hai tumne sab ko ki main teri girl friend hu... ?
Jitu—nahi didi, maone kisi ko kuch nahi bataya...vo sab ek handsome ladke ke sath itni sundar pari ko dekh kar meri girl friend samajh rahe hain to main kya karu... ?
Richa (gusse me)—kya kar sakta hu ka kya matlab hai... ? tu unhe bata nahi sakta tha ki main teri bahan hu.. ? ab samjhi ki tu mujhe yaha kyo le kar aaya hai... ?
Jitu—tum galat soch rahi ho didi...aur main sab ko bata kar aap ko sharminda nahi karna chahta tha sabke samne..phir bhi agar aap ki yahi ichcha hai to yahi sahi..
Idhar richa gusse me jitu ko jhadne me lagi huyi thi..udhar firefox aur amtul apne me mast the..tabhi mera dhyan uske sath aaye huye logo par gaya.
Raj—yaar, tumne apne dosto se parichay nahi karaya...
Amtul—haan, yaar hame bhi to milwa apne dosto se...
Firefox—sorry bhai, main to bhul hi gaya tha..dosto ye hain Raj, yaha ke SP, aur ye hain inki police team ke chodu member, amtul, iron man, siraj patel aur udhar vo jisko uski mehbooba jhaad rahi hai, vo hai jitu…aur raj bhai ye sabhi XForum ke mashhoor writer aur kuch reader’s hain..
Choot Ka Pujari sorry Prem Ka Pujari—Prem dena aur prem lena hi inka kaam hai…matlab ki niche se..apna niche wala ladki ko dena aur badle me uski niche wali lena, yahi kaam hai inka….vaise Ye peshe se ek vakil hain…lekin kewal ladies case hi lete hain..unse case ladne ka koi paisa nahi lete bas unki niche wali le le kar case ki fees vasool kar lete hain.
Kamdev99008—ye XForum ke bahut achche writer aur reader hain…kabhi kabhi to ye apne review se hi writer ki bina tel lagaye hi gaand maar lete hain….ye pahle to apne kaam ka baan chala kar logo ko chudakkad banate the..lekin aaj kal chudakkad bhaiyo ko moksh ka anupam gyan pradan kar rahe hain..vaise inki ek kahani bahut achchi thi…Lund Apna Aur Choot Parayi..Sorry..sorry..Dil Apna Aur Preet Parayi…inke paas agar koi kanya moksh ka upaay puchne aa gayi to ye uski yahi sunate hain..
"Kanya Tere Maathe Par Bahut Tez Hai Aur Teri Gaand Me Ek Chhed Hai,
Ja Jaldi Se Ganga Me Snaan Kar Aur Vo Gaand Ka Chhed Mujhe Daan Kar,
Jo Apni Gaand Mujhse Marwayegi Sirf Vahi Gandmari Moksh Payegi."
Enigma—inke baare me jo bhi kahu vo kam hi hoga...ye bahut hi sanskari aur luchch vicharo sorry uchch vicharo wale admi hain...ye apne swabhav aur vicharo se hi ladkiyo aur aurato ko sammohit kar ke unki bur me lund pel dete hain.. bahut hi sanskari chudakkad hain ye bhai...inki aaj kal ek kahani chal rahi hai ..’Pyar-100 Baar’ bahut hi khubsurat sanskaro wali chudakkad kahani hai..padh ke dil aur lund dono khush ho jate hain...ye samajh lo ki ye kahani reader’s ke dil me corona virus ki tarah kaam karti hai..agar ek update padh lo to dil me utarti chali jati hai.
Dr. Chutiya—ye bhi behad honhar aur kabil writer hone ke sath sath ek doctor bhi hain..lekin inka koi bharosa nahi ki mariz ko kab aur koun sa injection laga de...achche khase admi ko bhi mariz bana kar rakh dete hain..kul mila kar logo ko chutiya banana hi inka dhandha hai...bhali changi bhabhiyo ko chutiya bana kar ye unki gaand maar lete hain.
Last benchers—ye kabhi bahut sharif student hua karte the…hamesha class me sabse aage wali bench par hi baithte the aur vaha se poore period ye apni class teacher madam ki badi gaand ko hi ghurte rahte the…ek bar ye apni madam ki gaand ko taktaki lagaye dekhne me magan the ki tabhi madam ne inse barish ke upar kavita sunane ko kah diya..ab inka dhyan to madam ki gaand par tha to inhone jo kavita sunayi uske baad madam ne inhe turant last bench par bhaga diya.. aur phir unhone apne period me inko kabhi aage baithna nasib nahi hone diya..bas tabhi se inka naam last benchers pad gaya….vo kavita kuch aisi thi..
“Rimjhim Rimjhim Barish Aayi, Do Phool Khile Madam Ke Upwan Me,
Main Bhi Tabhi Madam Se Milne Aaya, Khatiya Bichhayi Aangan Me ,
Khade Khade Vahi Mujhse Madam Chud Gayi, Barish Ke Mousam Me.”
Mr. X796—ye bhi bahut bade wale chuddakad maharathi reader hain..apne college ki lagbhag sabhi madam ki bur pel chuke hain, phir class ki ladkiya kaha bachne wali thi..jiska natiza ye hua ki ek madam to inke bachche ki maa bhi ban chuki hai.
MNSHKMR—ye bahut sharif admi hai…ye jis ko bhi chodte hain uske naam ka pahla akshar apne naam me jod lete hain.. bahut hi nek dil insaan hain ye….ye bhi ek ssanskrit aur sachche dil ke reader hain.
Sorbobhuk—ye top class xforum ke reader hain…inhe bhoka chodi bahut pasand hai..ye bhi hamare xforum ke maha chodu reader’s me se ek hain..lekin dil ke bahut sachche hain..doordarshita inke andar koot koot kar bhari huyi hai.. ye baat alag hai ki bur kootne me koi kasar baki nahi rakhte..
Maine sabhi ka welcome kiya…udhar richa abhi bhi jitu ko sunate ja rahi thi lekin ganimat rahi ki beech me sheetal didi aa gayi aur vo richa ko apne sath le gayi.
Jitu (mann me)—richa didi ko patane ka tarika raj se puchta hu..vo hi kuch idea bata sakta hai..
Ye soch kar jitu mere paas aa gaya aur apne sath thoda kinare le aaya..uske chehre par asmanjas ke badal mandra rahe the ki akhir vo kaise iss baat ko puche…?
Raj—kya baat hai bhai..kuch tension hai kya, bhabhi ne jyada to nahi daant diya…?
Jitu—nahi yaar vo baat nahi hai..bas mujhe ek baat karni thi…?
Raj—haan pucho..
Jitu—yaar, mera dost hai, vo sala apni hi sagi bahan se pyar karta hai aur usse shadi bhi karna chahta hai…maine use bahut samjhaya ki ye galat hai lekin vo kuch samajhne ko taiyar hi nahi hai..vo mera bahut achcha dost hai..lekin uski didi use nahi chahti..vo chahta hai ki main uski madad karu..meri to samajh me nahi aa raha ki kaise uski madad karu ki uski didi bhi use chahne lage…? Vo to iss rishte ko paap samajhti hai..
Raj—hmmm, to tum kya chahte ho…?
Jitu—tum hi koi idea batao na ki uski didi bhi use pyar karne lage..
Raj—hmm, vaise ek idea to hai mere paas..lekin thoda risk lena padega usko..
Jitu—tum batao to sahi..main use bata dunga baki risk lena na lena uski jimmedari hai..
Raj (jeb se kuch nikal kar)—ye le..yahi hai vo idea..
Jitu (shocked)—ye kya bhai…ye to mangal sutra hai…?
Raj—haan, apne dost ko bol dena ki ek neckless me lapet kar apni didi ke gale me kisi tarah se pahna de..bas..kaam ho jayega….mangal sutra pahnate hi uski didi uski biwi ban jayegi..simple..
Jitu (shocked)—bhai, ye idea kuch jyada hi risky nahi lagta aap ko…? Ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki uski didi ye utar kar uske muh par hi phenk de…?
Raj—haan jarur kar sakti hai, lekin agar uski bahan achche sanskaro wali huyi to gale se mangal sutra utarne se pahle hazar bar sochegi…
Jitu—theek hai maan lo usne aisa kar diya tab bhi uski didi ne mangal sutra utar kar ulta hi peet diya aur ghar me bata diya to…?
Raj—vo mangal sutra utar sakti hai, apne bhai ko peet bhi sakti hai lekin ghar me batayegi nahi kisi ko…vaise vo mangal sutra utaregi nahi, peet jarur sakti hai…bas uss halat me uske dost ko chahiye ki apni didi se baat karna band kar de aur ghar me uske samne hi khoob daru piye…tab tak aisa kare jab tak ki vo khud hi aa kar apni maang me sindoor bharne ko na bol de…
Jitu—ok, maan lo bhai ki uski didi bhi maan gayi lekin unki shadi to nahi ho sakti na..mera matlab hai ki unki maa iss rishte ke liye kaise razi hogi…?
Raj—uska bhi idea hai mere paas..
Jitu—kyaa bhai sach me…? Jaldi batao na..
Raj (jeb se kuch nikal kar)—ye lo..dusra idea..
Jitu (chounk kar)—ye kyaaa…ek aur mangal sutra…? Lekin kis liye…?
Raj—tumhare dost ki maa ke liye..apne dost ko bol dena ki dusra mangal sutra apni maa ko pahna de..
Jitu (shocked)—kyaaa…maa ko…! Bhai tum mere dost ki madad karna chahte ho ya uski maiyat nikalwana chahte ho…?
Raj—main to madad hi kar raha hu..aisa karne se uski problem bhi solve ho jayegi aur sath me ek ke sath ek free biwi bhi mil jayegi.
Jitu—bhai, vo uski maa hai..
Raj—haan to kya hua...ab maa ke sath sath uski biwi bhi ban jayegi vo...balki main to kahta hu ki tumhare dost ko sabse pahle maa ko mangal sutra pahnana chahiye...jab vo uske lund ki deewani ho jayegi tab apni bahan ke gale me bhi mangal sutra pahna dega..aur sath me apni maa ko bata dega ki vo didi ko pyar karta hai aur shadi karna chahta hai...isse uski maa khud hi uski didi ko samjha bujha kar apne bete ke liye taiyar kar degi...simple yaar..
Jitu (mann me)—ye raj to bahut bada kamina hai...isne to mujhe marne wala idea bata diya hai..vaise raj ka kahna bhi sahi hai..agar main maa ko set kar lu to phir didi ko patane me maa meri help kar sakti hai...vaise maa bhi to mast bhare huye badan ki hai...aaj hi raat ko maa par ye idea try karunga..
Raj—kya sochne lage... ?
Jitu—kuch nahi bhai..main bata dunga apne dost ko..
Raj—achcha jitu, ek kaam karo..apni team ko alert rahne ko bol do...tum sab yaha ki har gati vidhi par paini nazar rakhna.
Jitu—koi khas vajah... ?
Raj—haan....shayad black star kuch lafda karne wala hai meri birthday par..
Jitu—chinta mat karo bhai..uski maiya daiya sab chod dalenge hum..aap stage sambhalo..uss gaandu ko hum sambhal lenge..
Uske baad stage par announcement hone laga to main vaha aa gaya…sadhana (meri samajh me sheetal), maa,thakurain, roopa chachi, seema chachi aur bhi ghar ke log vaha baithe huye the. ..sabhi mehman utsukta se iss ghadi ki pratiksha me baithe huye the…
Malti—raj beta, ab cake kaato..sab log aa chuke hain..phir sagai bhi to karni hai tumhe..
Raj (mike hath me le kar)—mere janam din ke uplakshya me yaha aaye huye mere sabhi gaon vasi, mere dosto, DGP sir, mere sah karmiyo aur anya ganmanya atithi gan…..main aap sabhi ka yaha aane ke liye hriday se abhivadan karta hu…apne janam din ka cake kaatne se pahle main chand shabd kahna chahta hu..
Raj—maine iss gaon me bahut hi aarthik tangi, garibi aur bhukh mari dekhi hai…unke sir par na to dhang ki chhat hai, na tann dhakne ke liye badan par kapde aur na hi pet bharne ke liye roti…main nahi chahta ki jo dukh, taklife aaj tak iss gaon ke log jhelte aaye hain, unki aane wali pidhi ko bhi virasat me vahi bhukhmari aur garibi se bhara jeevan mile. Isliye maine apne iss gaon ka jeernoddhar karne ka faisla kiya hai…mere gaon ke jin kisano ki jamine thakur ne chhal aur kapat se hadap li thi, aaj main unki vo jamine unn kisano ko vapis karna chahta hu..jisse vo ek bar phir se apni jamin par kheti kar ke apne pariwar ka pet bhar sake..unhe kisi dusre ke kheto par majdoori karne jane ki ab koi avashyakta nahi rahegi… vo apni jamin ke khud swami honge.
Ye sunte hi sabhi gaon wale stabdh rah gaye…lekin agle hi pal vo sabhi khushi se uchhal pade taliya bajate huye halanki unke mann me thakurain ko le kar abhi bhi shanka vyapt thi…ki kya thakurain aisa hone degi…?
Sab (shocked & khush)—(taaliyo ki gadgadahat…)
Raj—meri baat khatam hone ke tatpashchat turant sabhi kisan yaha aa kar thakurain Indu Singh ke paas se apni apni jamin ke kagjaat prapt kar sakte hain…iske sath hi maine sabhi gaon walo ke liye 3BHK ka pakka makaan banwane ka nirnay liya hai..jo ki agle ek do mahine me taiyar ho jayenge..sabhi ke liye ghar banwane me jo bhi kharcha ayega vo poora kharcha mera hoga, aap ko ek bhi rupaya lagane ki jarurat nahi hai…
Ek bar phir se sabhi gaon wale khushi se jhumne lage, nachne lage..jabki mere ghar wale hairan the..lekin gaon walo ke mann me iss baat ko le kar kuch chinta bhi thi.
Sudhiya—raj beta..ye to bahut khushi ki baat hai..tumhe meri bhi umra lag jaye..lekin beta, agar hamare ye ghar tod kar naye ghar banenge to hum tab tak rahenge kaha…?
Raj—main aap sab ko ek baat saaf kar du ki naye ghar banane ke liye aap ke purane ghar jaha par ki aap rah rahe hain, unhe toda nahi jayega abhi ….gaon se lagi huyi jo 2000 acre ki sarkari jamin hai…usme se 1000 acre par ye ghar banaye jayenge…iss tarah se aap ki jamin kam nahi hogi balki badhegi…iske liye maine supreme court aur sarkar ki permission bhi le li hai…sabhi ghar ek hi design ke honge aur aamne samne do line me banenge….beech me se pakki sadak nikali jayegi…har ghar me sour urja se chalne wali light lagayi jayegi..jisse kabhi light jane ka bhi sankat nahi rahega aur aap ke kheto ko pani barabar milta rahega…har ghar me sabhi suvidhaye rahengi jaise ki bijli, pani, lertine, bathroom aadi..
Raj—main ek baat aur saaf kar du ki ye ghar aur jamin aap ke naam par honge lekin inhe bechne ka adhikar aap ko nahi hoga..ye adhikar sirf mere paas rahega…ek baat aur ab se iss gaon ka naam sawanpur ki jagah par SAAND PUR hoga.. aur mera ghar jaha ki mere sabhi pariwar wale ek sath rahenge..uska naam hoga..SAAND AASHRAM.
Ek admi—arrey beta..hame sir chhupane ke liye chhat, tann par pahanne ke liye kapda aur khane ke liye roti de rahe ho, iske alawa aur hame kya chahiye…? Hame tumhara ye faisla manzur hai..
Raj—ye faisla isliye kiya gaya kyon ki jaha ghar banenge vo jamin sarkar ki hai..jo aap ko rahne ke liye de rahi hai na ki bech kar paisa kamane ke liye…dusri baat, aap ki jamine to thakur ne hadap li thi, unhe bechne ka adhikar main isliye nahi de raha kyon ki main nahi chahta ki aap log ek bar phir se jamin bech kar bhukh mari ki halat me aa jaye..
Raj—baki bachi huyi 1000 acre ki sarkari jamin par maine gaon ke liye hospital aur girls school aur girls college banwane ka faisla kiya hai.. jaha muft shiksha aur sabhi ko muft ilaz milega….gaon ki ladkiyo ko padhne ke liye door city me jana padta hai, abhi kuch din pahle jo ghatna meri bahan ke sath huyi, main nahi chahta ki kisi aur ladki ke sath bhi vaisi ghatna ghatit ho…hospital gaon me rahega to koi paise ke abhav me ilaz ke bina marega nahi.
Raj—iske alawa gaon ki jis kisi bhi ladki ya mahilao ko kisi bhi tarah ki madad ki jarurat to kisi bhi samay behichak mujhse kah sakti hain…mujhe bas itna hi kahna tha..dhanyawad..
Meri baat khatam hote hi vaha taaliyo ki bauchhar hone lagi…mere hatne ke baad thakurain kuch bolne ke liye khadi ho gayi to sab ek bar phir shanti se uski baat sunne lage.
Thakurain—main janti hu ki maine apne ghamnd ke chalte aap sab gaon walo ke sath bahut hi bura bartav kiya hai hamesha..aap sabhi ko janwaro ki tarah mara hai…chahe aurat ho ya mard sab par atyachar kiye hain maine …main to ye janti hi nahi thi ki main khud bhi ek aurat hu…lekin mera yakin maniye vo ghamandi thakurain ab poori tarah se badal chuki hai…aur mere iss ghamand ko tod kar mujhe badalne aur mujhe ek aurat hone ka ehsaas karane wala koi aur nahi balki raj hi hai…aaj jitni bhi khushiya aap ke nasib me milne wali hain unka shreya sirf raj ko jata hai..aap sab mere paas se apni apni jamin ke kagazat le sakte hain…dhanyawad.
Sabhi ne taliya baja kar thakurain ke iss badle huye tevar ka swagat kiya sath hi khushi se gaon walo ne mujhe apne kandhe par utha liya badi mushkil ne unhone mujhe niche utara.
Rashmi (mann me)—aisa kar ke to raj ne poore gaon ki ladkiyo aur aurto ko chodne ka jugad set kar liya…ab to iss kamine ke ek ishare par sab apni jaanghe phaila dengi bina koi na nukur kiye..badhiya hai mere bhai..
Uske baad sabhi gaon wale log thakurain ke paas aa kar apni apni jamin ke paper lene lage…sab ke kahne par sagai ka program pahle karne ka faisla kiya maine..
Malti—beta ab sadhana ko ye anguthi pahna do, phir cake kaato…logo ko jyada intazar karwana theek nahi hai.
Raj—theek hai maa..
Main sheetal didi (sabki samajh me sadhana) ko anguthi pahnane hi wala tha ki achanak na jane unko kya hua,unhone hath se 5 minute rukne ka bol kar stage se utar kar ghar ki taraf bhag gayi, unke piche piche sadhana bhi chali gayi..
Sheetal didi ek jagah andhere me ja kar ulti karne lagi..tab tak sadhana bhi vaha pahuch gayi..sheetal ko aise ulti karte dekh kar vo ghabra gayi.
Sadhana (tension)—kya hua sheetal..? tum theek to ho na…?
Sheetal (khanste aur ulti karte huye)—hmmm…tum…vahaa…meri jagah..sadhanaa..ban ke…chali jao…
Sadhana—tu pagal to nahi ho gayi kahi…?
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—pls...jaldi se..ja...aur meri jagah tu anguthi pahan le...warna vo idiot mujhe dhoondte huye yaha aa jayega...
Sadhana—nahi, main ye nahi kar sakti..
Sheetal (ulti karte huye)—tu..jhe..rajj ki kasam...main tere hath jodti hu..pls..meri bahan..meri baat maan ja... sirf sagai hi to karni hai...shadi karne ko thodi bol rahi hu main...
Sadhana—aur tujhe kya lagta hai ki raj tere bina mujhe anguthi pahna dega... ?
Sheetal (khanste huye)—raaj se..kuch bhi..bol denaa....
Sadhana ne bahut samjhaya lekin akhir kar haar maan kar vo vapis lout gayi stage par..ek hi shakal surat aur ek hi rang ke same kapde pahne hone ki vajah se unko pahchanna behad kathin tha…sab log dono ko dekh kar hairan the.
Raj—kya hua didi nahi aayi…?
Sadhana—aa rahi hai..tum anguthi pahnao tab tak vo aa jayegi..
Raj—nahi, jab tak sheetal didi nahi ayengi main sagai nahi karunga..vo aise achanak se bina kuch bataye kyo chali gayi..? unki tabiyat to kahi kharab nahi ho gayi…?
Sadhana (dhire se)—rajj..sheetal ko MC ho rahi hai..vo pad change karne gayi hai..ab kya ye batati vo tumhe…?
Raj—ohh..sorry..phir bhi main unke aane tak wait karunga..unke aane ke baad hi sagai ka program aage badhega..
Karib dus minute baad sheetal didi bhi aa gayi…sadhana vaha se hatne lagi to sheetal didi ne usko kuch ishara kiya.. didi ke aate hi main sadhana ki ungli me anguthi pahnane ke liye use apni taraf khich liya.
Maine sadhana ki ungli me anguthi pahna di…sabne taaliya baja kar mubarakbad diya….iss sagai se jaha ek taraf sabhi ke chehro par khushi thi to vahi kuch ki ankho me anshu bhi the…damini, jyoti, revati aur shashi ko shayad iski asha nahi thi.
Iske baad maine sheetal didi aur sadhana ke sath mil kar cake kaata aur sabse pahle apni sheetal didi ko khilaya…unhone aadha cake kha kar baki mujhe khila diya..main unke pair chhune ke liye jhuka to unhone beech me hi mujhe pakad kar apne gale se laga liya.
Sheetal (gale laga kar)—happy birthday raj…(gale me ek golden locket locket pahnate huye)…ye meri taraf se ek chota sa tohfa…
Raj—didi, ye chota tohfa nahi hai..balki ye to mere liye bahut kimti hai…sach kahu to ye tohfa mere liye sabse anmol hai. Kyon ki ise meri sheetal didi ne diya hai…bas mujhe aap ka ashirwad chahiye didi..
Ye sunte hi sheetal didi ki ankho me anayas pani aa gaya…unhe mohini ki kahi huyi baat yaad aa gayi thi..jab vo kal hospital gayi thi…tab mohini ne use turant admit hone ke liye kaha tha..lekin sheetal ne mana kar diya tha…mohini ne ye bhi bataya tha ki uske blood me jis tarah tezi se poison badh raha hai, agar aise hi speed me badhta raha to vah mushkil se do se teen mahine ki hi mehman hai…sheetal ne badi mushkil se use samjha kar raj se jhuthi report dene ko kaha tha… jiske baad sheetal ne mann hi mann raj se door jane ka faisla kar liya tha..
Raj (tension)—didi, aap ki ankh me anshu..? kya hua..? koi taklif hai kya…?
Sheetal (anshu poch kar)—nahi re idiot..ye to khushi ke anshu hain..tu to bina vajah tension lene lagta hai…(mann me).. tujhe kya ashirwad du raj, meri ti zindagi ka khud hi koi thikana nahi hai….
“Wo Baat Kya Karu Jiski Khabar Hi Na Ho,
Wo Dua Kya Karu Ki Jisme Asar Hi Na Ho,
Kaise Kah Du, Ki Tujhe Lag Jaye Meri Umra,
Kya Pata Ki Agle Pal Meri Umra Hi Na Ho."
Sadhana—happy birthday raj..ye meri taraf se..
Maine sadhana ko cake khilaya to usne bhi vaisa hi locket mujhe pahna diya..jaisa ki sheetal didi ne pahnaya tha..hairani ki baat to ye thi ki dono hi locket ko kholne par ek me meri-sheetal didi ki tasveer to dusre me meri aur sadhana ki tasveer thi..ab mere liye ye pahchanna mushkil ho gaya ki koun sa kis ka diya hua locket hai…? Aur iska matlab kya hai…?
Raj—vaise meri taraf se bhi aap dono ko ek gift hai….?
Sheetal—mere liye to mera sabse bada gift tu khud hai..mujhe aur koi gift nahi chahiye..
Sadhana—vaise kya gift hai…?
Raj—ye lo..
Maine do car ki chabiya jeb se nikal kar dono ko de di…car ki chabi dekh kar dono chounk gayi...lekin sath me unke chehre par khushi bhi agle pal lout aayi.
Sheetal—lekin mujhe to car chalani aati nahi, main kya karungi….?
Raj—sadhana ko to aati hai..ye sikha degi aap ko aur rashmi didi dono ko..
Rashmi—thanks raj
Phir uske baad roopa chachi, dadi ko, aise hi main sab ko cake khilate huye unke pair chhu kar ashirwad leta gaya…lekin maa, minakshi didi aur ritu didi usse pahle hi vaha se chali gayi… shayad vo mujhe apne pair nahi chhune dena chahti thi isliye…teeno meri biwi jo ban chuki thi…sabke samne vo mujhe kuch bol nahi pati, isliye vaha se hat jana hi unhe behtar laga…phir maine apne dosto ko aur shilpa, thakurain, jyoti, arti ko apne hatho se cake khilaya.
Sabne mujhe janam din aur sagai ki wish karte huye apne sath laye huye gift dene lage…sheetal didi sab ke gift collect kar ke ek jagah rakhti ja rahi thi…bhojan ka karya kram start ho chuka tha…log mujhe wish karte huye bhojan karne ke liye jate ja rahe the.
Sabse pahle maa, roopa chachi, sapna mami, kanchan bua, pushpa bua, lalita mousi, minakshi didi, rashmi didi, seema chachi, sarika, aadi ne mujhe wish kar ke gift diya…phir gaon walo ne gift diye… jyoti aur damini mujhe wish karne ke baad gift de kar jaldi hi chali gayi…kul mila kar bhojan aur wish karne ka silsila sath sath chalta raha.
Yaha alag program chal raha tha aur udhar ek taraf radha aur uski saheli pinky ki aapas me nok jhok chal rahi thi.. radha ka chehra bata raha tha ki vo pinky se kisi baat par bahut gussa hai.
Radha (gusse me)—maine kaha na ki tu ye sab mere bhaiya ko nahi degi matlab nahi degi, samjhi..
Pinky—kyo nahi dungi..jarur dungi..main to apne aam bhi khilaungi aur apni niche wali nadi me tere bhaiya ko dubki bhi lagwaungi..ek to mera uss din wala gift chura li..
Radha (gusse me)—agar tune aisa kuch bhi kiya to main tujhse kabhi baat nahi karungi…agar itni hi aag lagi hai teri jaangho ke beech me to apne khud ke bhai ko de aisa gift..mere bhaiya ko dene ki koi jarurat nahi hai,,,samjhi..
Pinky—main apne hinjde bhai ko kyo du…mera mann jise dene ka karega use dungi…aur mera dil to tere bhaiya par aa gaya hai…aaj to main tere bhaiya ko apna sab kuch dungi..aur ye gift bhi abhi tere samne ja kar dungi..
Radha (gusse me)—kamini, main tera muh noch lungi..
Pinky—tu kya nochegi..nochenge to tere bhaiya aaj mujhe...
Radha—main abhi ja kar bhaiya ko mana kar dungi ..phir vo tera gift lenge hi nahi..
Pinky—achcha ek baat baat..ki agar main tere bhaiya ko apni de dungi to tujhe kya problem hai…? Kahi aisa to nahi ki tu khud apni dena chahti ho apne bhaiya ko…?
Radha (gusse se)—main apne bhaiya ko du ya na du..tujhe isse kya matlab…?
Pinky—tu abhi bahut choti hai..abhi tu raj bhaiya ke layak badi nahi huyi hai...tu raj bhaiya jaise saand ko nahi jhel payegi. Pahle meri tarah badi ho ja, phir apne bhaiya ko dene ki sochna..
Radha—main jhel paungi ya nahi jhel paungi..ye teri problem nahi hai....aur jiyni badi tu hai utni hi badi main bhi hu... sirf ek saal hi to badi hai tu mujhse…samjhi..
Pinky—ek saal tujhse badi hu tabhi to mera sab kuch tere se bada bada hai...haaye, raj bhaiya ko mere upar chadh kar meri leni me bahut maza ayega…
Radha (chidh kar)—Sali kutiya..chhinar kahi ki…
Pinky—tujhe jitni gaali dena hai de..main bura nahi manungi…akhir tu meri saheli hone ke sath sath ab meri kuch aur bhi banne wali jo hai..hihihihi
Radha (nasamajh kar)—kya banne wali hu…?
Pinky—meri nanad..hihihihihi
Radha (muh fula kar)—dekh pinky, main pahle hi tujhe samjha chuki hu ki mujhe aisi baate bilkul bhi pasand nahi hain.
Pinky—tujhe pasand ayengi bhi kaise..abhi jawan jo nahi huyi hai tu..meri nanadiya..hihihi
Radha—Sali main tera khoon kar dungi..
Pinky—tere jo mann me aaye kar..main to chali raj bhaiya ko apna special gift dene…aur sun, ho sakta hai ki main kal school na ja saku to meri chhutti ki application laga dena..
Radha—kyo aisa kya ho jayega tujhe kal jo school nahi ja sakegi…? Achchi khasi ghodi jaisi to hinhina rahi hai..
Pinky—tabhi to kahti hu ki meri nanad rani tu abhi choti hai..yaar, jab meri jaisi ghodi ke upar tere bhaiya jaisa saand upar chadh kar iss ghodi ki raat bhar lega to bechari ye ghodi chalne firne layak rahegi kaha…? Ab tu hi soch..
Radha (ankhe phad kar)—kyaaa..? Sali kamini..chhinariya…ruk main abhi ja kar bhaiya ko mana kar deti hu ki vo tujhse koi baat hi kare aur tera gift bhi na le..
Pinky ko meri taraf badhte huye dekh kar radha jaldi se bhag kar mere paas aa gayi aur apna laya hua gift mujhe de kar janam din ki mubarakbad dene lagi.
Radha—happy birthday bhaiya..
Raj—thanks meri pyari gudiya..
Radha (dhire se)—bhaiya, ab main gudiya nahi hu,,main ab badi ho gayi hu..
Raj—lekin mujhe to tu ekdam baby doll jaisi gudiya hi dikhti hai..
Radha (chidh kar)—jab aap ko kabhi meri taraf dekhne ki fursat hogi tabhi na pata chalega aap ko ki aap ki ye gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..main choti nahi hu..main badi ho gayi hu..poore 18 saal ki ho gayi hu main.
Raj—achcha bata, kaha se badi ho gayi hai tu..? itni choti si to hai...
Radha (nazre jhuka kar dhire se)—bhaiya maine kaha na ki main choti nahi hu...jab aap achche se dekhoge to khud hi pata chal jayega ki aap ki gudiya kaha kaha se badi ho gayi hai.
Radha ne ye baat bahut dhire se kahi thi lekin mere kano tak pahuch hi gayi jise sunte hi mere kano se dhua nikalne laga aur main uski kahi baat par sochne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye aaj gudiya kaisi bahki bahki baate kar rahi hai... ? mujhe isse clear baat karni padegi..
Radha—bhaiya aap pinky se bilkul bhi baat mat karna..
Raj—kyo, vo to tumhari saheli hai na... ?
Radha—bas, mujhe achcha nahi lagta..vo achchi ladki nahi hai..vo aap ke baare me galat salat bolti hai..vo abhi ayegi to usse mat bolna aap..aur uska gift bhi mat lena aap…aur agar vo kuch bhi lene ko ya dene ko bole to bhi aap kuch mat lena.
Raj—kyo kya dene wali hai vo mujhe …? Aur phir vo hamari mehman hai,..to koi itne pyar se gift laya hai to mana nahi karte meri gudiya…
Radha (muh phula kar)—agar aapne uski koi bhi cheez li to main aapse kabhi baat nahi karungi..aur mujhe bar bar gudiya gudiya mat boliye..main koi choti bachchi nahi hu..
Raj—arrey meri pyari choti si bahna, mujhe kuch batayegi bhi kuch ki akhir hua kya…? Kya kah diya pinky ne jo tu uss par itni gussa ho rahi hai…?
Radha (rooth kar)—dekha, aapne phir se mujhe choti si kaha..ab main aapse sach me baat nahi karungi..
Radha ki iss masumiyat par mujhe bahut pyar aaya..uska iss tarah se roothna mere dil ko kahi chhu gaya... halanki mere mann me uske liye kabhi koi galat khyal nahi aaya aur na hi maine usko kabhi uss nazar se dekha ..jaha eklouta ladka hone ke karan main sab ka ladla tha to vahi ghar me sabse choti hone ke karan radha meri ladli thi...uske aise muh phula kar roothne par maine mushkurate huye use pakad kar khud se chipka liya.
Raj (seene se laga kar)—to meri gudiya apne bhaiya se naraz ho gayi... ? ab kaise manaya jaye meri pyari choti si baby doll ko…?
Radha (muh phukaye)—main aapse katti hu..ab main aapse baat nahi karungi..
Raj (dhire se)—ab to lagta hai ki apni baby doll ko manane ke liye mujhe koi rishwat deni padegi... ? vaise tere liye ek gift hai mere paas..
Radha (muh phulaye)—nahi chahiye..mujhe koi gift vift..
Mere seene se lag kar aaj radha ko ek ajib si feelings aa rahi thi..halanki vo mere seene se anginat bar lag chuki thi..kintu aisa ehsaas use pahle kabhi nahi hua tha, jaisa ki aaj ho raha tha...aaj ka chipkna uske andar ek madhoshi paida kar raha tha jisme vo doob jana chahti thi..halanki aisa kyo ho raha hai, iska arth vo samajh nahi pa rahi thi, bas use itna pata tha ki use aise chipakna aaj bahut achcha lag raha hai..vo alag nahi hona chah rahi thi...jabki pahle chipakne se usme choti bachchi jaisi masumiyat samayi rahti thi...masumiyat to aaj bhi hai kintu uska ehsaas pahle se bahut alag tha..uske ang ang me ek sihran, ek jhan-jhanahat uttapann ho rahi thi jo uske rom rom ko romanchit kiye ja rahi thi...ye aantarik romanch use uske jawan hone ka naisargik bodh kara raha tha.
Raj—pahle dekh to le meri gudiya rani..ye dekh kya hai tere liye... ?
Radha (khushi se)—kyaa scooty aa gayi mere liye... ? (phir udas)..lekin mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?
Raj—main sikha dunga..tera bhaiya hai na sikhane ke liye meri gudiya..
Radha—kitni bar kahu bhaiya, ki mujhe gudiya gudiya mat bolo...sab mera majaak udati hain aur vo pinky to bahut kharab hai, aap baat mat karna usse...main ab badi ho gayi hu..
Raj—achcha kya kaha pinky ne meri gudiya ko... ?
Radha (mann me)—vo main nahi bata sakti...mujhe sharam aati hai batane me bhi...vo bahut ganda ganda bolti hai aap ke baare me jo main aap ko nahi bata sakti...aur mujhe bhi chidati hai, kamini bolti hai ki mera sab kuch usse chota chota hai. Aur uska sab kuch mujhse bada bada hai..aap bilkul dekhna bhi mat uski taraf...aap nahi jante ki vo kitni kamini hai, aap ko apne upar chadhane ke liye apna kuch bhi dikha sakti hai..isliye aap uski taraf dekhna hi mat..
Raj—kya sochne lagi meri gudiya... ?
Radha (bina soche achanak)—vo kahti hai ki main abhi aap ke layak nahi huyi hu...aur mera sab kuch usse chota chota hai..aur uska sab kuch bada bada..
Radha ki baat sun kar main chounk gaya...radha ne be-khayali me ye bol to gayi lekin jaise hi use aabhas hua ki usne jaldbazi me kya bol diya hai…? To vah maare sharam ke uski nazre jhuk gayi,,,aur vo hadbada kar jaldi se vaha se bhag gayi.
Radha vaha se bhagte huye tent ke parde ke piche ghus gayi..use khud par sharam aa rahi thi sath me hairani ho rahi thi ki usne aisa bol kaise diya apne hi bhaiya se... ?
Radha (mann me)—hey bhagwwan.. ! ye maine kya bol diya…? Itni besharam main kaise ho gayi….? Bhaiya mere baare me kya soch rahe honge…? Ya sab uss kamini pinky ki vajah se hua hai….Sali randi ko aaj maza chakhati hu..
Radha vaha parde ke piche se jhaank kar pinky ko dekhne lagi…lekin vo kahi dikhayi nahi di, phir uski nazar achanak hi meri taraf mud gayi to pinky ko mere paas khadi mushkurate huye dekh kar uski jhaante sulag gayi.
Radha (mann me, tension)—ye Sali kamini..itni has has ke mere bhaiya se kya baate kar rahi hai….? Kahi ye randi sach me bhaiya ko phansa na le...bhaiya aap uss kamini ki baato me mat aana..vo Sali chhinal hai…uff, ye bhaiya bhi na, maine mana kiya tha ki isse baat mat karna..lekin lagta hai ki uska sab kuch bada bada dekh ke bhaiya ke muh me bhi pani aa gaya..sab ladke ek jaise hi hote hain..thoda sa kisi ladki ka bada bada kuch dikha nahi ki laar tapkane lagte hain…ab bhaiya ko iss chhinariya ke jaal me phansne se kaise roku…? Lekin vo to mere bhaiya hain, phir mujhe unka pinky ko aise dekhna bura kyo lag raha hai…? Unka pinky se aise has ke baat karna achcha kyo nahi lag raha hai mujhe..? pinky se bachpan se hi meri sabse achchi saheli hai, phir mujhe aaj usse itni jalan kyo ho rahi hai…? Kahi isne vo gift de to nahi diya bhaiya ko..? agar vo gift bhaiya ne dekh liya tab to ye kamini jarur phansa legi bhaiya ko..? areey, ye bhaiya ko udhar tent ke piche andhere me kyo le kar ja rahi hai….? Kahi sach much me….? Nahi, nahi..aisa nahi ho sakta…mujhe iska khel bigadna hoga..
Radha ne jaise hi pinky ko mere sath andhere me jate dekha to vah aur bhi jyada tension me aa gayi…asal me baat ye thi ki uss din jab radha ne pinky ka mujhe dene ke liye liya hua gift chupke se chura kar gatyab kar diya tha..tab ghar pahuchte hi pinky ko vo gift apne bag me nahi mila to use samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye kis ka kaam ho sakta hai…?
Usne agle hi din apni maa ka kamar band chupke se gayab kar ke market ja kar use bech diya aur usse mile paiso se mere liye ek samsung ka android phone kharid kar ghar vapis aa gayi….jab vo ghar me akeli thi to uske mann me ek khurafati idea aa gaya…usne fauran apne sare kapde utar kar poori nangi ho gayi aur phone ko video recording par laga kar dono pair phaila ke apni bur me raj ka naam le le kar jor jor se ungli karne lagi.
Ye record karne ke baad usne apni kayi nangi selfy khich kar uss mobile me save kar di…aaj vahi sab usne radha ko dikhaya tha..bas tabhi se radha ka mood bahut upset ho chuka tha…kyon yahi mobile aaj pinky gift me dene wali thi jisme ye sab usne save kiya hua tha.
Radha tez tez kadmo se chalte huye uss taraf badhne lagi…use iss samay pinky par bahut gussa aa raha tha ..uske mann me bar bar yahi vichar aa raha tha ki andhere me vo na jane kya rahi hogi uske bhaiya ke sath…? Magar tabhi pinky parde ke piche se mushkurati huyi nikal aayi..jaise hi uski nazar radha par gayi to uske chehre ki mushkurahat aur jyada badh gayi. Pinky ke chehre ki aisi mushkurahat ko dekh kar radha ka chehra rone jaisa ho gaya.
Pinky (paas me aa kar)—(mushkurate huye)..vo dekh le apne bhaiya ke hath me..hihihihi
Radha ne jaise hi raj ki taraf dekha to uske hath me pinky ka vahi mobile tha jise vo dekh raha tha..ye dekhte hi use apne andar bahut dard ke sath dukh mahssos hone laga.
Radha (udas)—aaj se…teri..meri dosti..katti..
Aur phir radha vaha se chali gayi...jabki haqiqat to ye thi jab pinky mere paas aayi to main sirf usse radha ke gussa hone ki vajah puch raha tha...jab pinky ne mujhe bataya ki vo bachchi kahne par chidhti hai to mujhe bhi hasi aa gayi thi..phir usne mujhe mobile gift me diya..usne mobile se memory card nikal liya tha...use jab pata chala ki radha ke liye scooty aa gayi hai to main usko vahi dikhane le gaya tha...vahi usne mujhe vo memory card bhi de diya...jise maine jeb me rakh liya.
Amtul—raj bhai, iss double khushi ke mouke par bhabhi ke sath aap ko dance karna padega..
Iron man—bilkul bhai..ek dance to banta hai bhabhi ke sath..
Raj—ye sab mujhse nahi hoga..yaar..
Sadhana—jab sab bol rahe hain to maan jao na..
Raj—aisa kya..to theek hai ho jaye..lekin mere sath tum sab ko dance karna padega….didi aap ko bhi..
Sheetal—na baba na..mujhe to tu maaf hi kar…tum apni hone wali biwi ko le jao..
Sadhana (dhire se)—hone wali biwi tu hai ya main…? Chal uth aur raj ka sath de..main bhi chalti hu..
Phir maine apni pasand ka ek song lagane ko bol diya…song start hote hi maine sabse pahle sadhana ko pakad kar apni taraf khich liya…
Raj (sadhana ko baho me le kar dance karte huye)—O ho…
Bheegi bheegi sadkon pe main
Tera intezaar karun
Dheere dheere dil ki zameen ko
Tere hi naam karun
Khudko main yoon kho doon
Ke phir na kabhi paaun
Haule haule zindagi ko
Ab tere hawaale karun
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Karam re, karam re
Tera mujhpe karam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Raj (sheetal didi ke sath ankho me ankhe daal kar dance karte huye)—O ho…
Tere kareeb jo hone laga hoon
To toote saare bharam re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re
Tu mera sanam hua re
O ho…
Baadalon ki tarah hi toh
Tune mujhpe saaya kiya hai
Baarishon ki tarah hi toh
Tune khushiyon se bhigaya hai
Aandhiyon ki tarah hi toh
Tune hosh ko udaaya hai
Mera muqaddar sanwara hai yoon
Naya savera jo laaya hai tu
Tere sang hi bitaane hain mujhko
Mere saare janam re
Sanam re, sanam re sanam re..
Tu mera sanam hua re
Raj (ritu didi ke sath)--
Sanam re, sanam re sanam re..
Tu mera sanam hua re
Karam re, karam re karam re..
Tera mujhpe karam hua re
Sanam re, sanam re sanam re..
Tu mera sanam hua re
Raj (minakshi didi ke sath)--O ho…
Mere sanam re mera hua re
Tera karam re mujhpe hua ye
Mere sanam re mera hua re
Tera karam re mujhpe hua ye.
Jaha sabhi ka dhyan iss samay dance floor par kendrit tha..vahi sab ki iss avastha ka fayda utha kar ek saaya dhire dhire sabse chhupte chhupate stage ki taraf badhne laga aur phir vaha pahuch kar usne vaha stage par rakhe huye gifts ke paas ja kar unme se ek gift utha liya aur vaise hi rang ke packet me pack dusra gift uski jagah par rakh kar vaha se chupchap sab ki nazar bachate huye bheed me shamil ho gaya.
Song khatam hote hi sabne jor jor se taaliya baja kar apni khushi aur prasannata ka izhar kiya…mujhe bathroom lag aayi thi to main thoda bahar aa kar mootne laga..tabhi meri nigaah thodi door par baith kar moot rahi chinky par chali gayi to main turant mootna chhod ke uske paas pahuch gaya…mujhe apne paas dekh kar vo hadbada kar uth gayi aur apne kapde theek karne lagi..ye dekh maine uski gaand ke dono golo ko kas ke pakad liya..
Chinky—aaaahhh..jijuu..mat karo na…aaaahhh..koi dekh lega jiju..aaaahhh
Raj—koi nahi dekhega…chal udhar andhere me chalte hain..
Chinky—andhere me kyo…?
Raj—chinky aao, vaha andhere me hum dono khelenge
Chinky-- Nahi Aap vaha andhere hamari le lenge.
Raj (bur ko pakad kar)—Pagal, Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
Chinky—aaahhh...Nahi jiju, Meri abhi bahut chhoti hai.
Raj (uske hath me lund pakda kar)—darti kyo hai...Are ye to meetha kela hai
Chinky—Nahi jiju, isme bada jhamela hai.
Raj—arrey kam se kam isko muh me hi le lena tum.
Chinky--Nahi jiju aur kisi ko de-dena tum.
Raj—chinky, Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
Chinky—Nahi, Mujhe pata hai Apka Bahut bada hai.
Raj—Dekh, Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega
Chinky-- Ji nahi jiju ! Ye meri poori phaad dega....
Maine chinky ki bur ko sahlate huye uski ek chuchi ko kapdo ke upar se hi dabane me lag gaya...magar tabhi sheetal didi ki awaz sun kar maine chinky ko chhod kar jaldi se unke paas pahuch gaya.
Raj—kya hua didi... ? aap itni tension me kyo lag rahi ho... ? aap ki tabiyat to theek hai na.... ?
Sheetal—tu yaha ghum raha hai aur vaha andar jhagda ho gaya hai…
Raj—kyaa... ? chalo main dekhta hu...
Main jaldi se andar gaya to dekha ki do logo ko meri chodu team kutte ki tarah ghasit ghasit kar dhone me lagi huyi thi.. main turant unke paas pahuch gaya…jaha jitu ko richa chhudane me lagi huyi thi lekin vo kuch jyada hi gusse me tha.
Richa—jituu..chhoddd..bas ho gaya…
Jitu (gusse me)—nahii…isne tumhare sath badatmizi karne ki himmat kaise ki…
Iron man—(laat se maarte huye)..bahan chodd…sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ko ulta sidha bolta hai..bhosdike..
Raj—siraj bhai..kya hua…?
Siraj—kuch nahi bhai…ye dono madarchod hamari sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ke baare me ulta sidha bol rahe the aur jitu ki girl friend ke sath badatmizi karne me lage the…bas jitu ne ye dekh liya aur bhid gaya unse…to hum bhi aa gaye…aur jab poori baat richa bhabhi ne batayi to hamne kootna shuru kar diya…aap jao bhai..hum abhi inki tabiyat durust kiye dete hain..
Raj—theek hai…maa chod do dono madarchodo ki….
Firefox—chaatttaaakkk…bhosdike…hamari bahan, bhabhiyo ko chhedta hai…
Jitu (gusse me)—dhisoommm…madarchodd..teri himmat kaise huyi badatmizi karne ki…taaadddaaakkk
Dr, Chutiya—bhai pakad ke rakh isko…main abhi isko corona ka injection laga deta hu…uske baad ..ye bitiyachod..apne aap apne poore khandan ki daayi chod dega..
Iron—iski jarurat hi nahi padegi doctor sahab…main abhi dono ki gaand me bomb laga ke uda deta hu..
Kamdeb99008 (lund me hath pherte huye)—arrey nahi nahi bhai aisa mat karna…agar aisa kar doge to inhe kabhi moksh nahi mil payega… aap to bas dono ki chaddi utar ke mere paas bhej do…kab tak dono iss nashwar sansar me bhatakte rahenge…. main abhi inke piche ka darwaja tod kar inke moksh ma maarg khol deta hu….’Moksh : Trishna se Tushti Tak.’
Chodu team ne dono ko tabiyat se koota…jab tak ki vah behosh nahi ho gaye….behosh hone ke baad unhe hospital bhijwa diya gaya…phir sabne mil kar khana sath me khana khaya…maine chodu gang ke rukne ke liye city ke hotel me room book kar diya tha to sab vaha chale gaye…bas amtul aur rakhi ke liye ek alag seperate room tha…jitu bhi unke hi sath ruka tha kyon ki sheetal didi ne richa ko aaj ghar me hi rok liya tha.
Raj—maa, main sadhana ko le kar thoda mandir jana chahta hu..
Laxmi—beta, sadhana to ab tumhari hi hai…lekin itni raat me koun sa mandir khula hoga beta…? Subah chale jana le kar sath me..
Malti—bahan ji theek kah rahi hain raj..
Raj—maa, apne city ka mandir hai na..vo khula rahta hai…uss mandir ke darwaje 24 hrs khule rahte hain.
Malti—theek hai, jaisi tumhari marzi…par ek bar sheetal se to puch le..nahi to baad me vo mujhse ladna shuru kar degi.
Raj—maa, sheetal didi ne hi bola hai sadhana ko sath le ja kar bhagwan ka ashirwad lene ke liye..
Malti—theek hai ja…magar jaldi aa jana..
Main uske baad sadhana ko le kar mandir chala gaya…lekin vastav me jise main sadhana samajh kar sath me le gaya tha vo sheetal didi thi..mandir pahuch kar hamne vaha rakhi radha krishna ki pratima ko naman kiya.
Sheetal (meri samajh me sadhana)—raj, ab jaldi se meri maang me devi maa par laga hua sindoor bhar do aur gale me mangal sutra baandh kar apni sheetal didi ki khwahish poori kar do..
Raj—sadhana, ye meri sheetal didi ki khwahish hai to poori jarur karunga…main tumhe bahut pyar karta hu sadhana.. aur pyar me koi parda nahi hota…main tumhare gale me mangal sutra aur maang me sindoor bhar kar apni biwi ka darza du usse pahle main tumhe apne vishay me sab kuch bata dena chahta hu…
Sheetal—main kuch nahi janna chahti..main to bas itna janti hu ki maine jab se hosh sambhala hai, tab se sirf aur sirf tumse hi pyar kiya hai…kisi aur purush ki taraf dekhna to door maine kabhi socha tak nahi hai.
Raj—isliye mera batana aur bhi jyada jaruri ho jata hai…main tumhare yogya nahi hu sadhana…mere baare me agar sab jaan logi to shayad ho sakta hai ki tum mujhse nafrat karne lago…kintu phir bhi mere liye sach batana avashyak hai.
Sheetal—lekin main kuch nahi janna chahti…main ye janti hu ki tumhara aur bhi kayi ladkiyo ke sath sambandh hai… phir kyo mujhe bata kar taklif dena chahte ho…?
Raj—sadhana, insaan dusro se jhuth bol sakta hai kintu apne aap se kabhi jhuth nahi bol sakta…insaan dusro ki nazro me gir kar koi bhi achcha kaam kar ke phir se unki nazro me uth sakta hai..lekin agar vo ek bar apni hi nazro me gir gaya to phir jeevan paryant kabhi nahi uyh sakta..uska vo jhuth aajivan use andar hi andar deemak ki bhanti khokhla karta rahta hai…do pyar karne walo ke rishte ki buniyad jhuth par nahi rakhi ja sakti …sach ko kitna bhi chhupaya jaye, kabhi na kabhi kisi na kisi roop me vo samne aa hi jata hai….main nahi chahta ki mera sach tumhe dusro se pata chale..uss din shayad tum mujhe jhutha aur dhokhebaaz samajhne lag jaogi.
Lund (niche wala mann)—abe bhosdike..ye kya karne ja raha hai…? Mere pet me laat kyo maar raha hai chutiye…? Agar bhar pet khana khilane ki aukat nahi thi to tel pila pila kar mera pet itna bada kyo kar diya…? Ab to jab tak daily main 4-5 bur thok na lu, tab tak mera pet hi nahi bharta..
Raj—aaj mujhe bol lene do sadhana, agar aaj bhi nahi bol paya to shayad phir kabhi nahi bol paunga…aur na hi tumhe vaisa pyar de paunga jiski tum haqdar ho..
Sheetal—main tumhe bachpan se pyar karti aa rahi hu, mujhse jyada tumhe koun jaan sakta hai…? Phir bhi tum batana chahte ho to batao..main sun rahi hu..
Raj—sadhana, main tumse sachcha pyar karta hu…lekin koi aur bhi hai jise main bahut chahta hu…aur vo hain meri.. sheetal didi…haan, sadhana, main apni sheetal didi se bahut pyar karta hu..
Sadhana (khush)—to isme pareshan hone jaisi kya baat hai…? Har bhai apni bahan ko pyar karta hai..
Raj—nahi sadhana, yahi to nahi hai…main sheetal didi ko…vaise hi pyar karta hu jaisa ki tumhe…ye pyar kab ho gaya, kaise ho haya..? ye sab nahi janta….tumhare jane ke baad main toot sa gaya tha…tumhari yaado me nain bimar tak rahne laga…tab mujhe sheetal didi ne sambhala…unko jab bhi dekhta to mujhe tum hi nazar aati…aisa lagta ki meri sadhana mere samne khadi hai…aur aisa lagna swabhavik bhi tha kyon ki sab kuch to vaisa hi tha unme jaisa ki maine tumhare andar mahsoos kiya tha…aaj bhi jab unhe dekhta hu aur unhe apni baho me leta hu to mere dil me bas ek hi awaz uthti hai ki ye meri vahi sadhana hai…magar ankhe kahti hain ki nahi, ye teri sheetal didi hain…sach kahu to sheetal didi ke bina meri zindagi theek vaisi hi hai jaise ki pani bina machhli…main janta hu ki tumhe ye jaan kar dukh hua hoga ki ek bhai kaise apni bahan se iss tarah ka pyar kar sakta hai…? Lekin main kya karu sadhana, iss dil par to mera koi ikhtiyar nahi hai na…dil hi to hai bas apni bahan par hi qurban ho gaya..main tum dono ke bina bilkul adhura hu…main jitna tumhe chahta hu, usse kahi jyada main apni sheetal didi ko pyar karta hu..
"Na Jane Itni Mohabbat Kaha Se Aayi Hai Uske Liye,
Ki Mera Dil Bhi Uski Khatir Mujhse Rooth Jata Hai.”
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—kya ye baat sheetal ko pata hai…? Sheetal to tumhe itna maarti hai, fatkarti hai..sabke samne jalil karti hai..phir bhi usse pyar karte ho…?
Raj—mujhe nahi pata ki didi janti hain ya nahi…
Sheetal—to tumne sheetal ko bata kyo nahi diya ki tum usse itna pyar karte ho, ek premi ki tarah…? (mann me)..ek bar tum apne pyar ka izhar kar ke to dekho raj…sheetal tumhari baho me daudi chali ayegi…pagal, jis sadhana se tum pyar karte ho, vo sadhana main hi hu aur jis sheetal se tum itni mohabbat karte ho, tumhari vo sheetal didi bhi main hi hu.. lekin kya karu, tujhe ye bata bhi nahi sakti, kyon ki mere paas samay hi to nahi hai raj..
“Mere Dil Me To Aaj Bhi Sirf Tum Hi Ho,
Ye Aur Baat Hai Ki Hath Ki Lakiro Ne Daga Kiya.”
Raj (nam ankhe)—darta hu main…ki kahi ye baat sun kar vo mujhse nafrat na karne lage…? Main unki maar aur daant to bardast kar leta hu, kyon ki vo sirf meri galtiyo par hi maarti hain mujhe…sheetal didi jitna bahar se kathor dikhti hain, asal me sach to ye hai ki vo dil ki bahut kamjor hain…vo gusse me mujhe maar to jarur deti hain lekin mere so jane ke baad ghanto mere gaalo ko, jaha par unhone mara tha, usko sahlate huye mere paas baith kar roti rahti hain…gusse ke baad sheetal didi ke pyar karne ka ye tarika meri sari tension, sara dard pal bhar me hi gayab kar deta hai…sheetal didi ke aise pyar ke liye to main 24 ghante unki daant aur maar khane ke liye taiyar hu..
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—ek baar bol kar to dekho sheetal se…ho sakta hai ki vah bhi tumhare baare me aisa hi sochti ho jaisa ki tum uske baare me sochte ho…? Vo bhi tumhe vaisa hi ek premika ki tarah hi pyar karti ho…?
"Tere Har Dukh Ko Apna Bana Lu,
Tere Har Gum Ko Dil Se Laga Lu,
Mujhe Karni Aati Nahi Chori Warna,
Main Teri Ankho Se Har Aanshu Chura Lu."
Raj—nahi, main unhe taklif me nahi dekh sakta..main nahi chahta ki meri kisi baat se unhe taklif ho..
Sheetal—jaisi tumhari marzi…khair chalo ab meri maang me sindoor bhar kar mangal sutra pahna do…aur apni didi ki ichcha poori karo..
Raj—abhi meri baat khatam nahi huyi sadhana..ab jo batana chahta hu use dhyan se suno…kyon ki ab jo main batane wala hu, vo janna tumhare liye jaruri hai…
Jaha ye dono yaha mandir me apne dil ki baat ko ujagar kar rahe the vahi ghar me sadhana aur rashmi didi aaj mile huye sabhi ke gifts ko ghar walo ki moujudgi me khol khol kar dekh rahi thi…tabhi vaha laxmi kuch ghabrayi huyi halat me aayi.
Sadhana (sab ki samajh me sheetal)..kya baat hai mummy ji..aap kuch pareshan lag rahi ho…?
Laxmi (tension)—sheetal beti, abhi abhi mere mobile me na jane kis ka phone aaya tha…vo bol raha tha ki ‘’Jise tum raj samajh kar apni beti ki shadi karne ja rahi ho, vo koi raj vaaj nahi hai balki ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai…usne hamare raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda uthaya hai….usne ek address bhi bataya tha aur kaha tha ki yakin na ho to iss address par ja kar pata kar lo..uski sab asliyat samne aa jayegi.”
Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….??
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