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UPDATE- 243
Abhi vo uss anjaan saaye wale gift ko kholne hi ja rahi thi ki tabhi vaha laxmi kuch ghabrayi huyi halat me aayi jise dekh kar sab uska chehra dekhne lage.
Sadhana (sab ki samajh me sheetal)..kya baat hai mummy ji..aap kuch pareshan lag rahi ho…?
Laxmi (tension)—sheetal beti, abhi abhi mere mobile me na jane kis ka phone aaya tha…vo bol raha tha ki ‘’Jise tum raj samajh kar apni beti ki shadi karne ja rahi ho, vo koi raj vaaj nahi hai balki ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai…usne hamare raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda uthaya hai….usne ek address bhi bataya tha aur kaha tha ki yakin na ho to iss address par ja kar pata kar lo..uski sab asliyat samne aa jayegi.”
Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….??
Ab aage……
Raj—abhi meri baat khatam nahi huyi sadhana..ab jo batana chahta hu use dhyan se suno…kyon ki ab jo main batane wala hu, vo janna tumhare liye jaruri hai…
Sheetal—ab kya batana chahte ho raj….? Dekho, raat kafi ho chuki hai…hame jaldi ghar bhi loutna hai, isliye ye kaam jaldi poora karo jiske liye ki hum yaha aaye hain..
Raj—sadhana, jaisa ki maine tumse pahle ki kaha hai ki meri zindagi me aur bhi kayi ladkiya aa chuki hain..
Sheetal—ye to mujhe chuke ho, aur nahi bhi batate tab bhi main ye janti thi…main unn sab ke baare me sun kar apna dimag kharab nahi karna chahti..
Raj—lekin tum ye nahi janti ki unme se kuch to meri biwi bhi ban chuki hain…aur kuch ladkiya to mere bachche ki maa bhi banne wali hain..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaa…..? biwi..bann..chukiii hainnn..‼ lekin kaise…? Kya tum unse shadi kar chuke ho…..? ek to pushpa bua tumhare bachche ki maa ban chuki hain aur idhar gaon me kajri aur champa ke baare me sab jante hain ki vo tere bachche ki maa banne wali hain..magar ye shadi kisse kar li hai tumne…?
Ye sheetal ke liye ek apratyashit jhatka tha…uske komal hriday ki masoom bhavnao ko gahra aaghat laga tha kuch kshan to use samajh me hi nahi aaya ki vo kya prati kriya de iss sambandh me…? Phir bhi usne apni bhavnao par niyantran rakhne ka bharsak prayas kiya.
Raj—iska matlab ki sheetal didi ne tumhe pushpa bua ke bachche ke baare me bata diya…gaon walo ka sochna sahi hai, champa aur kajri mere hi bachche ki maa banne wali hain..kintu ye meri biwiya nahi hain…baat ki shuruwat hoti hai arushi mami se..jo ki meri biwi hain..
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….arushiii mamiii…..?
Raj—haan, asal me kuch hua aisa hi ki mujhe aisa karne ke liye vivash hona pad gaya….(Phir maine arushi mami ki poori kahani sankshipt me bata di.)
Sheetal (dard)—ye tumne kya kar diya rajj…kya kar diya..?
Raj—maine samjhaya to tha arushi mami ko lekin vo samajhne ko kuch taiyar hi nahi thi aur na hi aaj kuch samajhna chahti hain..
Sheetal (sisak kar)—galti isme arushi mami ki nahi, balki galti isme tumhari hai….tumne unke mann me pyar ka deepak jalane ke baad kahte ho ki maine samjhaya tha..lekin tab tak to vah tumhe apna sab kuch maan chuki thi …usne tumse sachcha pyar kiya isliye kisi aur ki patni banna ya kahlana unhe swikar nahi …isme sara kasoor sirf tumhara hai.. tumne unki masoom dil se khelne se pahle ye bhi nahi socha ki vah tumhari hone wali mami hain…tumne apne sath sath arushi mami aur dinesh mama ki zindagi to barbad ki hi sath me uske aur hamare khandan ki jo badnami hogi, vo alag..bahut galat kiya tumne rajj..
Uske baad maine ritu didi aur arti ke baare me bhi sab bata diya…sath me thakurain aur minakshi ke bare me bhi…halanki thakurain meri biwi to nahi bani thi lekin maine ek mahine baad usko biwi banane ka vada kiya tha isliye batana mujhe jaruri laga. Sheetal ankho se anshu bahate huye chupchap khadi khadi sunti rahi.
Sheetal (bhigi band ankhe)—aur bhi koi hai….?
Raj—haan
Sheetal (bahti band palke)—vo bhi bol do..
Raj—maa
Sheetal (shocked)—(achanak hi ankhe khol kar)..kyaaaa….maaaaa…bhiii..? chatttaaakkkkk… kah do raj ki ye jhuth hai..
Raj—yahi sach hai sadhana..magar isme na to meri galti thi aur na hi maa ki..sab kuch ek accident jaisa tha..(phir maine maa ke sath huyi mandir wali ghatna detail me bata di.)
Sheetal (rote huye)—ye kya paap ho gaya rajj…? Ye nahi hona chahiye tha..kya maa aur minakshi…?
Raj—jo bhi hua vo sab ek hadse ki tarah tha..haan, maa bhi mujhe apna pati swikar kar chuki hai..lekin sirf apne hi samne.. duniya ke samne sach batane ki uski himmat nahi hai…sabke samne vo aaj bhi meri maa hi hai..
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—ab chalo yaha se…vaise bhi tune minakshi ke sath galat kiya hai..uske sath tumne jo kiya vo jaan bujh kar kiya…kitno ki zindagi barbad aur karoge…?
Raj—jab tak mera maqsad poora nahi ho jata tab tak..
Sheetal—kaisa maqsad….?
Raj—baat ye hai ki..*****************. (gusse me) Uss din maine kasam khayi ki main aisa intaqam lunga jaise ithihas me aaj tak kisi ne nahi liya hoga aur na hi kabhi lega…aaj ke baad iss gaon me kisi ki doli nahi uthegi…har ladki sirf kuwari hi maa banegi vo bhi kewal mere bachcho ki……poore gaon ki har ladki har aurat meri rakhel ban ke rahengi…jab tak mere lund me jaan hai tab tak mere alawa aur kisi ka lund unki bur me nahi ghusega, unke pati ka bhi nahi…sab ke bachcho ki maa to alag alag hongi lekin unn bachcho ka baap ek hi hoga aur sari duniya unhe mere hi bachcho ke naam se janegi…. bas uss din se main apne maqsad ko poora karne me lag gaya…lekin dhire dhire main khud hi bur ka gulam hota gaya… aur aaj haalat ye hai ki agar main jab tak daily chaar paanch baar kisi ko chod na lu tab tak mera kisi kaam me mann hi nahi lagta…mera dimag hi kaam nahi karta…magar iske liye bhi maine apna ek usool bana kar rakha hai.
“Na Chodo Kisi Ko Itna Ki Uski Choot Tumhari Liye Kamjori Ban Jaye,
Use Chodo Kuch Iss Tarah Ki Tumhara Lund Uske Liye Jaruri Ban Jaye.”
Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaa…..??
Raj (nam ankhe)—yahi sach hai sadhana..
Iske baad vo rote huye mujhse aa kar chipak gayi…uske chipakte hi mujhe madhoshi si chhane lagi,,aur main chounk gaya. Vo mere poore chehre ko chumne lagi…mere seene se lagte hi mujhe pahchanne me bilkul time nahi laga ki ye meri sheetal didi hain.
Raj (chounk kar)—didii..aapppp…‼
Sheetal (hadbada kar)—vo..vo..chal ab ghar chalte hain…
Raj—nahi, pahle meri baat ka jawab do aap…? Aisa kyo kiya aapne….?
Sheetal (rote huye lipat kar)—kyon ki..main tumse pyar karti hu….I Love You, Raj…I Love You..
Raj (khush)—sach…
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—hmmmm
"Ek Adhuri Kahani To Mujh Me Bhi Hai
Dhadke Dil Vo Jawani To Mujh Me bhi Hai
Tum Jo Chhu Lo, Shiwalay Banu Prem Ka
Ek Meera Deewani To Mujh Me Bhi Hai."
Itna kah kar vo mere hotho ko chumne lagi…main to jaise khushi me bawla hi ho gaya…aur didi ko baho me bhar kar unke hotho se madira pine laga…na jane kab tak hum aise hi aalingan baddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro ka adharpaan karne me chirmagn rahe..mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise ki sara jahan iss samay meri baaho me simat aaya ho…hum dono hi bahri duniya me hote huye bhi na hone ke samaan jaisi avastha me pahuch chuke the..na to didi ko kuch hosh tha aur na hi mujhe kuch khabar rah gayi thi…….jab saanso ne avrodh paida karna shuru kar diya tab kahi ja kar hame hosh aaya.
Sheetal—chal ab ghar chalte hain…sab intazar kar rahe honge..
Raj—lekin abhi vo khwahish….
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—vo khwahish ab shayad khwahish hi ban kar rahegi…
Raj—nahi, ye meri didi ki khwahish thi aur main ise jarur poora karunga aur vo bhi aaj hi…maine aap ki kasam khayi thi, aap ki kasam main nahi tod sakta…vaise bhi ye baat sabhi ko pata hai ki main aap ko aur sadhana ko bahut pyar karta hu., isliye mujhe kisi ki tension nahi hai.
Sheetal—ab tumhari sheetal didi ki ye khwahish ussi din poori hogi jab tum sab ki bikhri huyi zindagi ko theek kar doge.. jinki maang me tumne sindoor aur gale me mangal sutra pahnaya hai..sath hi unki zindagi bhi barbad hone se bacha loge jo tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hain…tab tak engagement se hi santosh karna hoga.
Raj—theek hai..lekin meri samajh me ek baat nahi aayi ki agar aap yaha hain to iska sidha matlab hai ki jo ghar me hai vo sadhana hai…phir sadhana ne mujhse ye kyo kaha ki sadhana ko apne sath mandir le jao…? Usne aap ko sadhana kyo kaha…?
Sheetal (sakpakate huye)—kyon ki use pata hai ki main tumse pyar karti hu..
Raj (hairan)—kya sadhana ko ye pata hai…?
Sheetal—hmmm…ab ghar chal…bahut der ho gayi hai..
Uske baad hum vapis ghar ke chal pade… vahi ghar me sadhana aur rashmi didi aaj mile huye sabhi ke gifts ko ghar walo ki moujudgi me khol khol kar dekh rahi thi…kafi saare achche achche gifts mile the..
Abhi vo uss anjaan saaye wale gift ko kholne hi ja rahi thi ki tabhi vaha laxmi kuch ghabrayi huyi halat me aayi jise dekh kar sab uska chehra dekhne lage.
Sadhana (sab ki samajh me sheetal)..kya baat hai mummy ji..aap kuch pareshan lag rahi ho…?
Laxmi (tension)—sheetal beti, abhi abhi mere mobile me na jane kis ka phone aaya tha…vo bol raha tha ki ‘’Jise tum raj samajh kar apni beti ki shadi karne ja rahi ho, vo koi raj vaaj nahi hai balki ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai…usne hamare raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda uthaya hai….usne ek address bhi bataya tha aur kaha tha ki yakin na ho to iss address par ja kar pata kar lo..uski sab asliyat samne aa jayegi.”
Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….??
Malti (gusse me)—ye sab bakwas hai…
Roopa (tez me)—aap naam batao uss phone karne wale harami ka…kutte ka muh noch lungi jisne mere bete ke baare me aisa kahne ki jurrat ki…koun hai vo kutta …?
Laxmi—uska naam to mujhe nahi malum lekin awaz kuch kuch uss harami abhay jaisi lag rahi thi…
Sadhana (gusse me)—ye ussi saale kamine ka kaam hoga…?
Dadi—mujhe bhi yahi lagta hai…hamara sab kuch hadap kar ke bhi use chain nahi mila…
Malti—chhodiye maa ji…uss kamine ki chaal main apne bete par nahi chalne dungi..
Vo sab abhi baato me vyast hi the ki tab tak main bhi pahuch gaya….mujhe dekh kar sabhi chup ho gaye…sheetal didi ko dekh kar sadhana aur rashmi didi uth kar unke paas aa gayi aur unko aangan me le ja kar kuch baate karne lagi… jabki main sab ke paas baith gaya….
Sadhana—kyo, kaam ho gaya….?
Sheetal—nahi yaar, vo koi mandir hi khula nahi mila..
Rashmi—dhatt teri ki…matlab ki sari mehnat bekar gayi..
Sadhana—koi baat nahi, kal chali jayegi din me mandir..
Rashmi—yaar sheetal, abhi kuch der pahle sadhana ki mummy ke paas ek phone aaya tha...(rashmi ne poori baat bata di.)
Rashmi didi ki baat sunte hi sheetal ko achanak hi gussa aa gaya…uska sara mood ek bar phir se kharab ho gaya..uska chehra gusse se tamtamane laga.
Sheetal (gusse me)—vo sala kamina..mere raj ke upar aarop lagata hai..uss harami ki kabra khod kar rakh dungi..agar usne raj ki taraf ankh bhi uthayi to.
Sadhana—tu chinta mat kar...iss harami ka shikar to main karungi...vo bhi bahut jald…tu tension mat le meri bahan, hamare raj ko hamse koi juda nahi kar sakta..
Thodi hi der me main bhi uth kar apne room me aa gaya...sadhana aur sheetal bhi andar chali gayi..unka mood kharab ho chuka tha to unhone gifts ke packets ko kal subah khol kar dekhne ka soch kar let gayi.
Main abhi apne room me leta hi tha ki tabhi seema chachi mere room me aayi to unko dekhte hi maine chachi ko pakad kar bistar me khich liya...aur unke doodh pakad kar masalne laga.
Seema—aaaaahhhhh...rajjjj...chhodo na...ye kya karne lag gaye...
Raj—apne janam din ka gift le raha hu meri burchodi chachi..
Seema—lekin main abhi tumhe ye gift dene ki condition me nahi hu mere lal..
Raj—kyo nahi ho... ?
Seema—itna jaldi bhul gaye ki tumhari seema chachi tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hai aur jiska 8th mahina chal raha hai...aise me agar tum meri bur me apna ye bhayankar ghusedoge to hamare bachche ko taklif ho sakti hai..
Raj—ohh..to ye baat hai...chalo koi baat nahi..bur nahi to gaand hi sahi...bhosdi chachi teri gaand se to bachcha nahi hone wala hai na... ? ki gaand dene me bhi koi pareshani hai burmaari.... ?
Seema—mujhe koi pareshani nahi hai raj...main to tumhari chachi hone ke sath sath tumhari rakhail bhi hu...maine to sirf bachche ki vajah se aisa kaha hai...warna main tumhe kabhi apni bur lene se nahi rokti...maar lo apni rakhail seema chachi ki gaand ..aur chaho to dhire dhire bur bhi le lo..
Raj—bur rahne do..gaand hi maar leta hu...
Phir maine seema chachi ko nangi kar ke unko kutiya bana diya aur thoda sa tel unki gaand me daal kar lund ko dhire dhire unki gaand ko ghusedne laga.
Seema—aaahhhh...rajjjj..aise hi dhire dhire poora lund ghused do apni chachi ki gaand me....aaaahhhh..jor se mat pelna. Dhire dhire jitna pelna hai pel lo.....uuuffff...aaahhhh....mere doodh bhi dabao rajj..khoob jor jor se dabao inhe...aaahhhhh
Maine dhire dhire karte huye poora lund seema chachi ki gaand me utar diya...poora lund ghuswane me hi chachi ek bar behosh ho gayi thi..phir unko hosh me la kar dubara ghused diya..aur unki dono chuchiyo ko jor jor se masalte huye unki gaand maarne laga.
Seema—aaahhhhh...rajjjj....aise hi maro apni chachi ki gaand...khoob maaro.....aaahhhh....jab tak delievery nahi ho jati tab tak chaho to daily meri gaand maar liya karo.....aaahhhh
Raj—khoob choudi gaand ho gayi hai meri burchodi chachi teri..
Seema—aaaaaaahhhhhh....tune hi to maar maar ke choudi kiya hai meri gaand ko rajjj...aise hi pelo meri gaand ko..phad dalo rajjj...khoob badi gaand kar do meri rajj aise hi maar maar ke....aaahhhh...ab thoda jor jor se maro ...aur maro apni chachi ki gaand...aaahahhhh....haan, raj main tumhari burmaari seema chachi hu.....tum mujhe burmaari chachi kah ke hi bulaya karo...aaahhhhh....tumhare muh se mujhe apne liye burmaari sunna bahut achcha lagta hai....aaahhhh
Maine seema chachi ke dono doodh kas ke dabate huye danadan unki gori gadarayi mast gaand maarne laga...lagbhag ek ghante tak unki gaand ko jee bhar ke phadne ke baad unki gaand me hi jhad gaya.
Seema—rajj, ek bar meri bur me apna ye lund ghused do na..
Raj—bur me nahi..
Seema—pls rajjj..bahut mann kar raha hai bur me ghuswane ka…main tumhare hath jodti hu..pls ghused do na..aur ek bar dhire dhire le lo apni chachi ki bur bhi..tumhe meri kasam raj..
Seema chachi ne lund ko chus kar phir se taiyar kar diya…maine unko kutiya bana kar piche se lund dhire dhire kar ke unki bur me ghused diya aur chodne laga.
Seema—aaahhhh…rajjj…aise hi dhire dhire chodte raho apni burmaari seema chachi ki bur ko….aaahhhh….raj, jab se tune mujhe choda hai, tab se maine tere chacha ko apna jism chhune tak nahi diya….jab main maa banungi tab vo mere baare me kya sochenge…?
Raj—chinta mat kar burmaari..agar mere madarchod chacha ne tujhe kuch kaha to uss madarchod ko tere samne patak kar saale ki gaand me uska hi lund kaat kar ghused dunga…tum tension mat lo, tumhare bachche ka baap main hi kahlaunga, chacha nahi…
Phir maine chachi ko sidha lita kar unke pair upar utha diye aur bur me lund ghused kar dubara chodne laga..ek ghante tak seema chachi ki bur ko chodne ke baad main unki bur me hi jhad gaya..seema chachi bhi dusri baar jhad gayi…
Seema—raj, main tumhe ek anmol gift dena chahti hu tumhare janam din par..
Raj—kyaaa aur kaisa gift…?
Seema—ye to surprise hai..aise kaise bata du…mere sath chalo phir dikhati hu…gift dekhne ke baad tum mujhe hamesha yaad rakhoge ki tumhari burmaari seema chachi ne bhi tumhare janam din par tumhe koi gift diya tha ..vo bhi anmol..
Raj—theek hai..agar aisi baat hai to chalo dikhao…main to dekhu jara..
Phir maine aur seema chachi ne apne apne kapde pahan liye aur seema chachi ke sath chal pada…vo mujhe apne sath apne room me le gayi aur darwaja bhitar se lock kar diya.
Raj—kaha hai gift dikhao to jara….? Main bhi to dekhu ki kya surprise dena chahti ho mujhe…?
Seema—abhi dikhati hu….aur ..ye rahaaa.. tumhara surpise gift….
Seema chachi ne kuch aisa dikhaya ki jise dekhte hi main chounk gaya….
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