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UPDATE- 260​

Kalyani tension me aa gayi thi ..vo turant vapis palat kar haweli ke charo taraf nazar ghuma ghuma kar dekhne lagi.. tabhi main use ek jagah deewar ke kinare dusri taraf muh kiye khada dikh gaya to uski jaan me jaan aayi..vo turant daud kar mere paas aa gayi.

Kalyani—arrey raj beta, tum yaha khade ho..aur main tumhe har jagah dhoondte phir rahi hu...tu to mera pyara beta hai.. apni chachi se bhi bhala koi naraz hota hai..chal andar chal..dekh main kaan pakad kar tujhse mafi mangti hu..chal andar aa ja..

Usne mere kandhe par hath rakh ke mujhe apni taraf ghuma liya...aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe samne se dekha to use apni jindagi ka bahut bada jhatka laga....

Ab aage.....

Kalyani chachi ne jaise hi mujhe apni taraf ghuma kar apne hath niche kiye, vaise hi mera lund unke hath se takra gaya.. jisse unki nazar niche chali gayi..aur phir lund par nigah padte hi unko bahut bada shock laga.

Lund abhi bhi 90 degree me sir uthaye khada tha...kalyani chachi to bas sab kuch bhul kar ankhe phade bina palak jhapkaye hairani se lund ko hi ghure ja rahi thi jaise ki unhone duniya ka aathwan ajooba dekh liya ho... ?

Kalyani (shocked, mann me)—omg...ye kya hai... ! itna bada aur mota lund…! Itna bada aur mota bhi ho sakta hai kisi ka, maine to kabhi sapne me bhi nahi socha tha….aur ye kamina ise lulli kahta hai..lulli to baki sab hain iske aage…ab samjhi ki sab isko saand kyo kahte hain…? Pata nahi jinke upar ye saand chadhta hoga, vo bechari jinda kaise bachti hongi…? Ye to unki bur ko ek bar me hi bhosda..nahi.nahi..bhosda to chota ho gaya..balki ye to unki bur ko bhosda nahi balki bum bhosda bana deta hoga…..kisi aur ke chodne layak unki bur rah hi nahi jati hogi…lekin unhe aise mote tagde lund se chudne me dard ke sath sath maza bhi to bahut aata hoga…dusro ki bur ke baare me kyo soch rahi hu, ye agar meri hi bur me galti se ek baar bhi ghus gaya to meri bur bum bhosda ban jayegi…..agar ek baar raj ka lund meri bur me ghus gaya to phir meri bur abhay ke chodne layak rah hi nahi jayegi…raj to pagal hai, tabhi to bina soche samjhe kuch bhi bolta hai, upar se iski yaad dast bhi chali gayi hai…agar main raj ko bahla fusla kar iske lund se chudwa lu to bahut maza ayega..lekin darr to iss baat ka hai ki ye pagal kahi sab ke samne sara bhanda na phod de aur sab ko batane lage ki maine chachi ki bur me apna lund (raj ke shabdo me lulli) ghuseda tha…? Mujhe raj ko pyar se handle karna hoga…haan, yahi theek rahega, agar mujhe aise mote tagde lund ko apni bur me lena hai to mujhe raj ko pyar se samjhana padega…aur ek bar vo mere pyar ke jaal me phans gaya to maine use apni bur ka deewana bana kar rahungi…aur agar raj ko maine apna deewana bana liya to main usse badi asani se uss wasiyat ko hasil kar ke sab kuch apne naam karwa sakti hu…iss tarah se main poori property aur wasiyat ki eklouti malkin ban jaungi aur raj ko jindagi bhar apni bur ka ashiq bana kar uske lund se chud chud kar maze lootungi….iske liye mujhe kuch aisi medicines raj ko khilani hongi jisse uski yaad dast kabhi vapis na aaye..haan, ab main yahi karungi…aur apne iss plan ko kamyab karne ke liye mujhe sabse pahle abhay ko apne raste se hatana hoga., kyon ki wasiyat hath lagte hi vo raj ko khatam kar dega jo ab main nahi hone dungi…na to main wasiyat abhay ke hath lagne dungi aur na hi use raj ko koi nuksan pahuchane dungi.

Kalyani lund ko dekhte hi apne khyalo me khoyi huyi thi..use iss baat ka bhi hosh nahi tha ki vo ye sab sochte huye mere lund ko apne hath me pakad kar sahlaye ja rahi thi….main chachi ko aisa karte dekh kar hairan tha..lekin mujhe bhi bahut maza aa raha tha chachi ke hatho se apna lund sahalwane me isliye maine bhi unhe rok kar ya kuch bol kar apna maza kharab nahi karna chahta tha.

Kalyani jab apne khyalo se bahar nikli aur apne hath ko mere lund ki mutth maarte dekha to vah phir shocked ho kar rah gayi..usne ek nazar mujhe dekha, ..main unko ekyak dekhte huye lund sahalwane ka chupchap maza le raha tha…mujhe apni taraf dekhta pa kar vo sakpaka gayi aur phir usne jaldi se apna hath lund se hata liya jo ki mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi laga…magar kalyani chachi ki nazre abhi bhi lund par hi tiki huyi thi.

Raj—hath kyo hata liya chachi…? (hath pakad kar)..chachi aur sahlao na meri lulli ko…bahut maza aa raha tha..

Kalyani (hadbada kar)—kkk…kyaaa…? Nahi, ye galat hai…

Raj (bholepan se)—abhi to kitne achche se sahla rahi thi, ab kya ho gaya chachi…? kitna to maza aa raha tha chachi…phir se apne hath me meri lulli pakad kar sahlao na chachi… baad me main bhi apne hath se aapki lulli sahla dunga na…

Kalyani (dhire se)—aisi baate nahi karte..

Raj—sorry, main to bhul hi gaya tha ki mujhe yaha se jana hai...yaha to sab mujhse nafrat karte hain...

Maine lund ko pant ke andar band kar ke vaha se gate ki taraf jane laga to kalyani ne ye dekh kar jaldi se aage aate huye mera hath pakad liya..

Kalyani—kaha ja raha hai..ruk na…?

Raj—nahi ab main yaha nahi rahunga….kahi bhi chala jaunga, usse aap ko kya…?

Kalyani—apni chachi se bhi koi naraz hota hai bhala…? Chal andar chal ab..

Raj—nahi, tumne aur tanu didi ne mujhe mara aur khoob daanta bhi....ab main yaha nahi rahunga...

Kalyani—achcha, apni chachi ko maaf kar de..tu to mera achcha wala beta hai na...

Raj—nahi, tum mujhe maarti ho, daant-ti ho, meri koi baat bhi nahi manti ho..aur to aur mujhe gaaliya bhi deti ho..main tumhara koi achcha wala beta nahi hu...

Main bina ruke aage main gate ki taraf chalta ja raha tha aur kalyani chachi mujhe manate huye baar baar mera hath pakad kar rokne ki koshish kiye ja rahi thi.

Kalyani (hath pakad kar dhire se)—achcha agar main teri baat maan lu to.. ?

Raj (ruk kar)—tum jhuth bol rahi ho...tum mujhe phir se marogi aur daantogi..

Kalyani—sachchi, teri sab baat manungi..aur tujhe daantungi aur maarungi bhi nahi ab se…pakka promise.

Raj—mujhe marogi to nahi…?

Kalyani—nahi marungi..

Raj—daantogi bhi nahi…?

Kalyani—nahi daantungi..

Raj—mujhe gaali bhi nahi dogi…?

Kalyani—maine tujhe kab gaali di aur koun si gaali di hai….?

Raj—vo tumne aur tanu didi ne mujhe vo kutta, kamina, aur vo harami kaha tha na..vo gaali hi to hoti hai....

Kalyani—achcha, ab se tumhe gaali bhi nahi dungi..khush

Raj—meri lulli sahlaogi….?

Kalyani—chal ab bhitar chalte hain..

Raj—nahi, pahle meri baat ka jawab do..

Kalyani—kya jawab du..?

Raj—yahi ki meri lulli sahlaogi ki nahi….?

Kalyani—bahut zidd karta hai tu..

Raj—yahi pakka wala promise kar rahi thi...jab meri baat nahi manni hai to mera yaha rukna bekar hai..

Kalyani—achcha baba sahlaungi, ab khush..

Raj—mujhe apni bur dikhaogi….?

Kalyani (kaan me)—agar tu kisi ko kuch nahi batane ka wada karega to hi dikhaungi….bol dekhna hai apni chachi ki bur …?

Raj (turant)—haan, haan..dekhna hai...mujhe bur dekhna hai..dikhao..dikhao..jaldi se mujhe apni bur dikhao chachi...

Kalyani—yaha bahar sab ke samne dekhega....andar chal mere kamre me...

Raj—haan, jaldi chalo andar…mujhe apni chachi ki bur dekhna hai…

Main kalyani chachi ke sath haweli me vapis andar aa gaya...to tanu didi vahi apne room se nikalte huye mil gayi...mujhe dekhte hi unke naak muh phir sikudne lag gaye.

Tanu—kyo tu to ja raha tha na, phir vapis kyo lout aaya... ?

Raj—main to ja hi raha tha..vo to chachi mujhe jabardasti vapis le aayi hain..

Tanu (ghurte huye)—badhiya bahana hai...chal nikal yaha se...

Raj—main bahana nahi kar raha….main to jane ke liye nikal hi gaya tha…lekin bahut jor se susu lagi thi, to main susu kar raha tha deewar par..tabhi chachi aa gayi aur mujhe andar le aayi...yakin na ho to chachi se khud hi puch lo..

Tanu—sab jhuth..jhuth bolne me tu bahut fast hai..chal nikal yaha se..

Kalyani (jor se)—tanuuuu...shayad tum bhul rahi ho ki tumhare dad ne kya samjhaya tha tumhe... ?

Tanu—lekin mummy, kya aap ye bhul gayi ki ye harami hame kya bol raha tha... ?

Kalyani—uski yaad dast chali gayi hai..uske sir me chot lagi hai, jiske karan vo dimagi roop se pagal ho gaya hai...uska dhyan rakhna hamare liye bahut jaruri hai aise me..warna nuksan hamara hi hoga.

Tanu—sorry mummy...lekin kya karu, ise dekhte hi mera dimag kharab ho jata hai..

Kalyani—jab tak sab kuch theek nahi ho jata jaisa hum chahte hain..hame raj ka bahut khyal rakhna hoga..chalo raj, aao mere room me chalte hain..

Raj—ruko chachi, mujhe phir se susu karna hai...main susu kaha karu... ? didi, tumhare room me susu kar du... ?

Tanu (gusse me)—kitna mootta hai tu... ? din bhar mootne ke alawa, tujhe aur koi kaam nahi aata... ? mutarra...

Raj—mujhe bar bar susu lagti hai to main kya karu.. ? tumhe bhi to susu lagti hogi…? Main ja raha hu tumhare room me susu karne..

Tanu (gusse me)—tu na raat din moot moot ke hum sab ko apne susu ki tsunami me hi baha de…dekhna mummy, ye agar do chaar din aur yaha haweli me ruka na to pakka raat din moot moot kar ye hamari haweli hi gira dega.

Main tanu didi ki baat ko ignore kar ke unke room me ghus gaya…aur susu karne ki jagah dekhne laga..mujhe apne room me ek jagah khade dekh tanu ghabra gayi.

Tanu (chillate huye)—ye..ye..ruk..ruk..mere room me mat moot dena…ruk, main bathroom ka darwaja kholti hu..

Tanu jaldi se bhagte huye aayi aur ane room ke bathroom ka darwaja khol kar mujhe vaha susu karne ka ishara kiya..to main bathroom me ghus kar mootne laga.

Susu karne ke baad main kalyani chachi ke sath unke kamre me chala gaya…room me pahuchte hi kalyani chachi ne darwaja bhitar se lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya chachi…?

Kalyani (apna sir pakad ke)—hey bhagwan, ye to poora hi pagal hai…darwaja band nahi karu to kya haweli ke poore naukro ko apni bur dikha du…?

Raj—achcha achcha, gussa kyo hoti ho…? Chalo ab jaldi se mujhe apni bur dikhao…

Kalyani (mann me)—iss saand ki yaad dast chali gayi...sab kuch bhul gaya…apni family ko bhul gaya..yaha tak ki sheetal aur sadhana ko bhi bhul gaya…phir bhi ye saand agar koi cheez nahi bhula, to vo hai bur…..bur ko chhod kar baki sab kuch bhool gaya.

Raj—chachi, ab kya soch rahi ho... ? dikhao na jaldi se apni bur...

Kalyani—yaha aa mere paas bistar me baith..

Raj (bed me baith kar)—haan, ab dikhao..

Kalyani—pahle vada kar ki kisi ko batayega nahi ki maine tujhe apni bur dikhayi hai…?

Raj—nahi bataunga chachi..bur ki kasam kha kar kahta hu chachi, kisi ko nahi bataunga ki maine tumhari bur dekhi hai..

Kalyani—kasam bhi kha raha hai to bur ki hi…dekh raj, agar tune kisi ko bataya to meri bahut badnami hogi..aur tere chacha mujhe jaan se maar denge..

Raj—bur ki kasam chachi…tum tension na lo..main kisi ko nahi bataunga….ab jaldi se dikhao na apni bur..

Kalyani—apni chachi ki bur dekhne ke liye pagal hua ja raha hai…jara sa bhi sabra nahi hai…chal aa idhar mere pair ke paas baith..phir dikhati hu tujhe apni bur..

Raj—lo chachi baith gaya..ab jaldi se dikha do..

Kalyani—aise nahi, mere dono pairo ke beech me meri taraf muh kar ke baith..

Kalyani chachi ne jaisa kaha, main unke pairo ke paas baith gaya aur unki taraf dekhne laga ki ab vo kya karne wali hain.. ? lekin vo to bas mujhe dekhte huye mand mand mushkura rahi thi.

Kalyani—(mushkurate huye)..to mere raj beta ko apni chachi ki bur dekhna hai…?

Raj—bata to chuka hu chachi..ab aur kitni bar batau ki, haan, dekhna hai mujhe tumhari bur…

Kalyani—gussa kyo raha hai..? dikha to rahi hu na..thoda sabra kar…sabra ka phal meetha hota hai…?

Raj—maine aam ka phal, amrood ka phal, anaar ka phal, sev ka phal to suna tha….iski maa ko chodu, ye sabra ka phal koun sa hota hai…?

Kalyani—isko ye bhi nahi pata..

Raj—vo sab chhodo..aur bur dikhao jaldi se..maa chudane gaya tumhara sabra ka phal..

Kalyani—le dekh le apni chachi ki bur..jab se mara ja raha hai meri bur dekhne ke liye...

Kalyani chachi let kar apni saree ko dhire dhire upar khiskane lagi...jaise jaise unki saree upar sarakti ja rahi thi, vaise vaise unki gori chikni taange nagn hoti ja rahi thi....main ankhe phade bas unki upar hoti saree ko hi dekhe ja raha tha, chachi meri betabi dekh kar mann hi mann khushi se phooli nahi sama rahi thi...saree khiskate huye vo jaangho se thoda niche tak pahuch kar ruk gayi...unke rukne se main sawaliya nazro se unhe dekhne laga ...lekin vo bas mushkuraye ja rahi thi.

Raj—chachi, bur dikhane me itna natak kyo kar rahi ho... ? nahi dikhana hai to saaf mana kar do....main ja raha hu...

Kalyani—ruk to bas ek minute...achcha ek kaam kar tu khud hi apne hath se saree upar kar ke dekh le apni chachi ki bur..

Raj—haan ye theek rahega..

Maine ek jhatke me hi saree ko kamar se upar tak khiska diya jisse chachi ki gori maansal jaanghe beparda ho kar mere samne aa gayi…unhone blue chaddi pahan rakhi thi.

Kalyani—dikh gayi bur…?

Raj—ghanta dikh gayi…batao na chachi, kaha hai tumhari bur…?

Kalyani—kya karu iss ladke ka…? Jab meri chaddi utarega, tab na dikhegi bur…chal chaddi utar kar dekh le apni chachi ki bur..

Raj—to kya tumhari bur chaddi ke andar hai…?

Kalyani (khisiya kar)—hey bhagwan, bilkul hi pagal hai ye to…sab ki bur dono jaangho ke beech me hoti hai, samjha .. jab meri chaddi utarega tab na tujhe meri jaangho ke beech ka khazana nazar ayega..

Raj—gussa kyo karti ho…? Pahle kyo nahi bataya ki bur jaangho ke beech me hoti hai..? (kuch soch kar)..lekin chachi, jaangho ke beech me bur kaise ho sakti hai…? jaangho ke beech me to lulli hoti hai, dekho meri jaangho ke beech me lulli hai.. tumhari jaangho ke beech me lulli hogi, bur nahi..tum mujhe chutiya bana rahi ho..lekin main chutiya nahi banunga.

Kalyani (mann me)—kaise nira pagal se pala pada hai..ab kaise line par laau iss gadhe ko…?

Kalyani (chaddi utarte huye)—le dekh ..ye hai bur...

Chachi ne khisiya kar khud hi apni chaddi utar kar ek taraf rakh di aur apne dono pair phaila diye...main chachi ki dono jaangho ke beech me dekh kar chounk gaya.

Raj (masumiyat se)—ye kya chachi... ? tumhare to lulli hi nahi hai...tumhari lulli kaha gayi... ? aur tumhare jaangho ke beech me itna phati huyi lakeer kaisi hai.. ? pakka tumhe chot lagi hai...dekho vo lal lal bada sa chhed bhi dikh raha hai tumhare to...pakka yaha lulli rahi hogi..ab samjha , kisi ne tumhari lulli ukhad li hai, isliye itna bada chhed ho gaya hai vaha par...main abhi tanu didi ko bolta hu ki kisi madarchod ne chachi ki lulli ukhad li hai..vo jaldi se tumhe doctor ke paas le jayengi..

Kalyani (apna sir pakad ke)—beda gark ho iss kamine ka….arrey bewaqoof kaha ja raha hai…?

Raj—tanu didi ko bulane..

Kalyani (hadbada kar)—marwayega ye mujhe aur kuch nahi.....arrey ruk..ruk..ruk..idhar aa..mere paas..

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ye saand apne saath saath sab ko paagal bana dega,.
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UPDATE- 260​

Kalyani tension me aa gayi thi ..vo turant vapis palat kar haweli ke charo taraf nazar ghuma ghuma kar dekhne lagi.. tabhi main use ek jagah deewar ke kinare dusri taraf muh kiye khada dikh gaya to uski jaan me jaan aayi..vo turant daud kar mere paas aa gayi.

Kalyani—arrey raj beta, tum yaha khade ho..aur main tumhe har jagah dhoondte phir rahi hu...tu to mera pyara beta hai.. apni chachi se bhi bhala koi naraz hota hai..chal andar chal..dekh main kaan pakad kar tujhse mafi mangti hu..chal andar aa ja..

Usne mere kandhe par hath rakh ke mujhe apni taraf ghuma liya...aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe samne se dekha to use apni jindagi ka bahut bada jhatka laga....

Ab aage.....

Kalyani chachi ne jaise hi mujhe apni taraf ghuma kar apne hath niche kiye, vaise hi mera lund unke hath se takra gaya.. jisse unki nazar niche chali gayi..aur phir lund par nigah padte hi unko bahut bada shock laga.

Lund abhi bhi 90 degree me sir uthaye khada tha...kalyani chachi to bas sab kuch bhul kar ankhe phade bina palak jhapkaye hairani se lund ko hi ghure ja rahi thi jaise ki unhone duniya ka aathwan ajooba dekh liya ho... ?

Kalyani (shocked, mann me)—omg...ye kya hai... ! itna bada aur mota lund…! Itna bada aur mota bhi ho sakta hai kisi ka, maine to kabhi sapne me bhi nahi socha tha….aur ye kamina ise lulli kahta hai..lulli to baki sab hain iske aage…ab samjhi ki sab isko saand kyo kahte hain…? Pata nahi jinke upar ye saand chadhta hoga, vo bechari jinda kaise bachti hongi…? Ye to unki bur ko ek bar me hi bhosda..nahi.nahi..bhosda to chota ho gaya..balki ye to unki bur ko bhosda nahi balki bum bhosda bana deta hoga…..kisi aur ke chodne layak unki bur rah hi nahi jati hogi…lekin unhe aise mote tagde lund se chudne me dard ke sath sath maza bhi to bahut aata hoga…dusro ki bur ke baare me kyo soch rahi hu, ye agar meri hi bur me galti se ek baar bhi ghus gaya to meri bur bum bhosda ban jayegi…..agar ek baar raj ka lund meri bur me ghus gaya to phir meri bur abhay ke chodne layak rah hi nahi jayegi…raj to pagal hai, tabhi to bina soche samjhe kuch bhi bolta hai, upar se iski yaad dast bhi chali gayi hai…agar main raj ko bahla fusla kar iske lund se chudwa lu to bahut maza ayega..lekin darr to iss baat ka hai ki ye pagal kahi sab ke samne sara bhanda na phod de aur sab ko batane lage ki maine chachi ki bur me apna lund (raj ke shabdo me lulli) ghuseda tha…? Mujhe raj ko pyar se handle karna hoga…haan, yahi theek rahega, agar mujhe aise mote tagde lund ko apni bur me lena hai to mujhe raj ko pyar se samjhana padega…aur ek bar vo mere pyar ke jaal me phans gaya to maine use apni bur ka deewana bana kar rahungi…aur agar raj ko maine apna deewana bana liya to main usse badi asani se uss wasiyat ko hasil kar ke sab kuch apne naam karwa sakti hu…iss tarah se main poori property aur wasiyat ki eklouti malkin ban jaungi aur raj ko jindagi bhar apni bur ka ashiq bana kar uske lund se chud chud kar maze lootungi….iske liye mujhe kuch aisi medicines raj ko khilani hongi jisse uski yaad dast kabhi vapis na aaye..haan, ab main yahi karungi…aur apne iss plan ko kamyab karne ke liye mujhe sabse pahle abhay ko apne raste se hatana hoga., kyon ki wasiyat hath lagte hi vo raj ko khatam kar dega jo ab main nahi hone dungi…na to main wasiyat abhay ke hath lagne dungi aur na hi use raj ko koi nuksan pahuchane dungi.

Kalyani lund ko dekhte hi apne khyalo me khoyi huyi thi..use iss baat ka bhi hosh nahi tha ki vo ye sab sochte huye mere lund ko apne hath me pakad kar sahlaye ja rahi thi….main chachi ko aisa karte dekh kar hairan tha..lekin mujhe bhi bahut maza aa raha tha chachi ke hatho se apna lund sahalwane me isliye maine bhi unhe rok kar ya kuch bol kar apna maza kharab nahi karna chahta tha.

Kalyani jab apne khyalo se bahar nikli aur apne hath ko mere lund ki mutth maarte dekha to vah phir shocked ho kar rah gayi..usne ek nazar mujhe dekha, ..main unko ekyak dekhte huye lund sahalwane ka chupchap maza le raha tha…mujhe apni taraf dekhta pa kar vo sakpaka gayi aur phir usne jaldi se apna hath lund se hata liya jo ki mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi laga…magar kalyani chachi ki nazre abhi bhi lund par hi tiki huyi thi.

Raj—hath kyo hata liya chachi…? (hath pakad kar)..chachi aur sahlao na meri lulli ko…bahut maza aa raha tha..

Kalyani (hadbada kar)—kkk…kyaaa…? Nahi, ye galat hai…

Raj (bholepan se)—abhi to kitne achche se sahla rahi thi, ab kya ho gaya chachi…? kitna to maza aa raha tha chachi…phir se apne hath me meri lulli pakad kar sahlao na chachi… baad me main bhi apne hath se aapki lulli sahla dunga na…

Kalyani (dhire se)—aisi baate nahi karte..

Raj—sorry, main to bhul hi gaya tha ki mujhe yaha se jana hai...yaha to sab mujhse nafrat karte hain...

Maine lund ko pant ke andar band kar ke vaha se gate ki taraf jane laga to kalyani ne ye dekh kar jaldi se aage aate huye mera hath pakad liya..

Kalyani—kaha ja raha hai..ruk na…?

Raj—nahi ab main yaha nahi rahunga….kahi bhi chala jaunga, usse aap ko kya…?

Kalyani—apni chachi se bhi koi naraz hota hai bhala…? Chal andar chal ab..

Raj—nahi, tumne aur tanu didi ne mujhe mara aur khoob daanta bhi....ab main yaha nahi rahunga...

Kalyani—achcha, apni chachi ko maaf kar de..tu to mera achcha wala beta hai na...

Raj—nahi, tum mujhe maarti ho, daant-ti ho, meri koi baat bhi nahi manti ho..aur to aur mujhe gaaliya bhi deti ho..main tumhara koi achcha wala beta nahi hu...

Main bina ruke aage main gate ki taraf chalta ja raha tha aur kalyani chachi mujhe manate huye baar baar mera hath pakad kar rokne ki koshish kiye ja rahi thi.

Kalyani (hath pakad kar dhire se)—achcha agar main teri baat maan lu to.. ?

Raj (ruk kar)—tum jhuth bol rahi ho...tum mujhe phir se marogi aur daantogi..

Kalyani—sachchi, teri sab baat manungi..aur tujhe daantungi aur maarungi bhi nahi ab se…pakka promise.

Raj—mujhe marogi to nahi…?

Kalyani—nahi marungi..

Raj—daantogi bhi nahi…?

Kalyani—nahi daantungi..

Raj—mujhe gaali bhi nahi dogi…?

Kalyani—maine tujhe kab gaali di aur koun si gaali di hai….?

Raj—vo tumne aur tanu didi ne mujhe vo kutta, kamina, aur vo harami kaha tha na..vo gaali hi to hoti hai....

Kalyani—achcha, ab se tumhe gaali bhi nahi dungi..khush

Raj—meri lulli sahlaogi….?

Kalyani—chal ab bhitar chalte hain..

Raj—nahi, pahle meri baat ka jawab do..

Kalyani—kya jawab du..?

Raj—yahi ki meri lulli sahlaogi ki nahi….?

Kalyani—bahut zidd karta hai tu..

Raj—yahi pakka wala promise kar rahi thi...jab meri baat nahi manni hai to mera yaha rukna bekar hai..

Kalyani—achcha baba sahlaungi, ab khush..

Raj—mujhe apni bur dikhaogi….?

Kalyani (kaan me)—agar tu kisi ko kuch nahi batane ka wada karega to hi dikhaungi….bol dekhna hai apni chachi ki bur …?

Raj (turant)—haan, haan..dekhna hai...mujhe bur dekhna hai..dikhao..dikhao..jaldi se mujhe apni bur dikhao chachi...

Kalyani—yaha bahar sab ke samne dekhega....andar chal mere kamre me...

Raj—haan, jaldi chalo andar…mujhe apni chachi ki bur dekhna hai…

Main kalyani chachi ke sath haweli me vapis andar aa gaya...to tanu didi vahi apne room se nikalte huye mil gayi...mujhe dekhte hi unke naak muh phir sikudne lag gaye.

Tanu—kyo tu to ja raha tha na, phir vapis kyo lout aaya... ?

Raj—main to ja hi raha tha..vo to chachi mujhe jabardasti vapis le aayi hain..

Tanu (ghurte huye)—badhiya bahana hai...chal nikal yaha se...

Raj—main bahana nahi kar raha….main to jane ke liye nikal hi gaya tha…lekin bahut jor se susu lagi thi, to main susu kar raha tha deewar par..tabhi chachi aa gayi aur mujhe andar le aayi...yakin na ho to chachi se khud hi puch lo..

Tanu—sab jhuth..jhuth bolne me tu bahut fast hai..chal nikal yaha se..

Kalyani (jor se)—tanuuuu...shayad tum bhul rahi ho ki tumhare dad ne kya samjhaya tha tumhe... ?

Tanu—lekin mummy, kya aap ye bhul gayi ki ye harami hame kya bol raha tha... ?

Kalyani—uski yaad dast chali gayi hai..uske sir me chot lagi hai, jiske karan vo dimagi roop se pagal ho gaya hai...uska dhyan rakhna hamare liye bahut jaruri hai aise me..warna nuksan hamara hi hoga.

Tanu—sorry mummy...lekin kya karu, ise dekhte hi mera dimag kharab ho jata hai..

Kalyani—jab tak sab kuch theek nahi ho jata jaisa hum chahte hain..hame raj ka bahut khyal rakhna hoga..chalo raj, aao mere room me chalte hain..

Raj—ruko chachi, mujhe phir se susu karna hai...main susu kaha karu... ? didi, tumhare room me susu kar du... ?

Tanu (gusse me)—kitna mootta hai tu... ? din bhar mootne ke alawa, tujhe aur koi kaam nahi aata... ? mutarra...

Raj—mujhe bar bar susu lagti hai to main kya karu.. ? tumhe bhi to susu lagti hogi…? Main ja raha hu tumhare room me susu karne..

Tanu (gusse me)—tu na raat din moot moot ke hum sab ko apne susu ki tsunami me hi baha de…dekhna mummy, ye agar do chaar din aur yaha haweli me ruka na to pakka raat din moot moot kar ye hamari haweli hi gira dega.

Main tanu didi ki baat ko ignore kar ke unke room me ghus gaya…aur susu karne ki jagah dekhne laga..mujhe apne room me ek jagah khade dekh tanu ghabra gayi.

Tanu (chillate huye)—ye..ye..ruk..ruk..mere room me mat moot dena…ruk, main bathroom ka darwaja kholti hu..

Tanu jaldi se bhagte huye aayi aur ane room ke bathroom ka darwaja khol kar mujhe vaha susu karne ka ishara kiya..to main bathroom me ghus kar mootne laga.

Susu karne ke baad main kalyani chachi ke sath unke kamre me chala gaya…room me pahuchte hi kalyani chachi ne darwaja bhitar se lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya chachi…?

Kalyani (apna sir pakad ke)—hey bhagwan, ye to poora hi pagal hai…darwaja band nahi karu to kya haweli ke poore naukro ko apni bur dikha du…?

Raj—achcha achcha, gussa kyo hoti ho…? Chalo ab jaldi se mujhe apni bur dikhao…

Kalyani (mann me)—iss saand ki yaad dast chali gayi...sab kuch bhul gaya…apni family ko bhul gaya..yaha tak ki sheetal aur sadhana ko bhi bhul gaya…phir bhi ye saand agar koi cheez nahi bhula, to vo hai bur…..bur ko chhod kar baki sab kuch bhool gaya.

Raj—chachi, ab kya soch rahi ho... ? dikhao na jaldi se apni bur...

Kalyani—yaha aa mere paas bistar me baith..

Raj (bed me baith kar)—haan, ab dikhao..

Kalyani—pahle vada kar ki kisi ko batayega nahi ki maine tujhe apni bur dikhayi hai…?

Raj—nahi bataunga chachi..bur ki kasam kha kar kahta hu chachi, kisi ko nahi bataunga ki maine tumhari bur dekhi hai..

Kalyani—kasam bhi kha raha hai to bur ki hi…dekh raj, agar tune kisi ko bataya to meri bahut badnami hogi..aur tere chacha mujhe jaan se maar denge..

Raj—bur ki kasam chachi…tum tension na lo..main kisi ko nahi bataunga….ab jaldi se dikhao na apni bur..

Kalyani—apni chachi ki bur dekhne ke liye pagal hua ja raha hai…jara sa bhi sabra nahi hai…chal aa idhar mere pair ke paas baith..phir dikhati hu tujhe apni bur..

Raj—lo chachi baith gaya..ab jaldi se dikha do..

Kalyani—aise nahi, mere dono pairo ke beech me meri taraf muh kar ke baith..

Kalyani chachi ne jaisa kaha, main unke pairo ke paas baith gaya aur unki taraf dekhne laga ki ab vo kya karne wali hain.. ? lekin vo to bas mujhe dekhte huye mand mand mushkura rahi thi.

Kalyani—(mushkurate huye)..to mere raj beta ko apni chachi ki bur dekhna hai…?

Raj—bata to chuka hu chachi..ab aur kitni bar batau ki, haan, dekhna hai mujhe tumhari bur…

Kalyani—gussa kyo raha hai..? dikha to rahi hu na..thoda sabra kar…sabra ka phal meetha hota hai…?

Raj—maine aam ka phal, amrood ka phal, anaar ka phal, sev ka phal to suna tha….iski maa ko chodu, ye sabra ka phal koun sa hota hai…?

Kalyani—isko ye bhi nahi pata..

Raj—vo sab chhodo..aur bur dikhao jaldi se..maa chudane gaya tumhara sabra ka phal..

Kalyani—le dekh le apni chachi ki bur..jab se mara ja raha hai meri bur dekhne ke liye...

Kalyani chachi let kar apni saree ko dhire dhire upar khiskane lagi...jaise jaise unki saree upar sarakti ja rahi thi, vaise vaise unki gori chikni taange nagn hoti ja rahi thi....main ankhe phade bas unki upar hoti saree ko hi dekhe ja raha tha, chachi meri betabi dekh kar mann hi mann khushi se phooli nahi sama rahi thi...saree khiskate huye vo jaangho se thoda niche tak pahuch kar ruk gayi...unke rukne se main sawaliya nazro se unhe dekhne laga ...lekin vo bas mushkuraye ja rahi thi.

Raj—chachi, bur dikhane me itna natak kyo kar rahi ho... ? nahi dikhana hai to saaf mana kar do....main ja raha hu...

Kalyani—ruk to bas ek minute...achcha ek kaam kar tu khud hi apne hath se saree upar kar ke dekh le apni chachi ki bur..

Raj—haan ye theek rahega..

Maine ek jhatke me hi saree ko kamar se upar tak khiska diya jisse chachi ki gori maansal jaanghe beparda ho kar mere samne aa gayi…unhone blue chaddi pahan rakhi thi.

Kalyani—dikh gayi bur…?

Raj—ghanta dikh gayi…batao na chachi, kaha hai tumhari bur…?

Kalyani—kya karu iss ladke ka…? Jab meri chaddi utarega, tab na dikhegi bur…chal chaddi utar kar dekh le apni chachi ki bur..

Raj—to kya tumhari bur chaddi ke andar hai…?

Kalyani (khisiya kar)—hey bhagwan, bilkul hi pagal hai ye to…sab ki bur dono jaangho ke beech me hoti hai, samjha .. jab meri chaddi utarega tab na tujhe meri jaangho ke beech ka khazana nazar ayega..

Raj—gussa kyo karti ho…? Pahle kyo nahi bataya ki bur jaangho ke beech me hoti hai..? (kuch soch kar)..lekin chachi, jaangho ke beech me bur kaise ho sakti hai…? jaangho ke beech me to lulli hoti hai, dekho meri jaangho ke beech me lulli hai.. tumhari jaangho ke beech me lulli hogi, bur nahi..tum mujhe chutiya bana rahi ho..lekin main chutiya nahi banunga.

Kalyani (mann me)—kaise nira pagal se pala pada hai..ab kaise line par laau iss gadhe ko…?

Kalyani (chaddi utarte huye)—le dekh ..ye hai bur...

Chachi ne khisiya kar khud hi apni chaddi utar kar ek taraf rakh di aur apne dono pair phaila diye...main chachi ki dono jaangho ke beech me dekh kar chounk gaya.

Raj (masumiyat se)—ye kya chachi... ? tumhare to lulli hi nahi hai...tumhari lulli kaha gayi... ? aur tumhare jaangho ke beech me itna phati huyi lakeer kaisi hai.. ? pakka tumhe chot lagi hai...dekho vo lal lal bada sa chhed bhi dikh raha hai tumhare to...pakka yaha lulli rahi hogi..ab samjha , kisi ne tumhari lulli ukhad li hai, isliye itna bada chhed ho gaya hai vaha par...main abhi tanu didi ko bolta hu ki kisi madarchod ne chachi ki lulli ukhad li hai..vo jaldi se tumhe doctor ke paas le jayengi..

Kalyani (apna sir pakad ke)—beda gark ho iss kamine ka….arrey bewaqoof kaha ja raha hai…?

Raj—tanu didi ko bulane..

Kalyani (hadbada kar)—marwayega ye mujhe aur kuch nahi.....arrey ruk..ruk..ruk..idhar aa..mere paas..

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