Waah Waah aaj to gazab kar diya .. aaj to itna Maha gaand faad update diya hai .. ki sab bur chudiyo ki bur se khoon nikal aaya hoga .. asli gaand hilau update diya hai Saand bhai aapne apne saand ka .. padh kar dil kush ho gaya .. aaj tak iss kahani se chipke rehne ka phal mil gaya .. iss update ko padh kar to main itna khush hua hu ke bata nahi sakta .. gaand hile he jaa rahi hai .. maan he nahi rahi .. keh raha hu ke Saand ko gaand hilti acchi nahi lagti .. magar gaand hai ke shaant hone ka naam he nahi le rahi .. bas aaj to dil kush kar diya mere bhai aaj tumhare iss update ne .. aur muzhe poora yakeen hai .. meri tarah baaki ke readers bhi baawle hue pade honge .. un sab kambakhto ki gaand bhi hil rahi hogi .. ab isme hamari kya galti .. jab update itna dhaansu diya hai to gaand ho helegi he .. ab chahe Saand ko gussa aaye ya wo kisi ki gaandu ki gaand tode .. par gaand jaroor helegi ..
neeche kuch comments select kari hai .. jinko padhne ke baad to meri hassi rukne ka naam he nahi le rahi thi ...
Raj (chillate huye)—abe..madarchod..ruk ja…kya kar raha hai…? Bhosdi ke, maine teri koun si maa chodi hai jo tu hath pair dho kar mere piche pada hua hai..?
Lekin uss madarchod ne meri baat ko ansuna karte huye mujhe maarne ke liye karib aa gaya..mujhe ek bar phir se dusri taraf koond kar kisi tarah khud ko bachana pada..
maa to chodi hogi iski bhi .. tabhi apne baap ke peeche haath dho kar padha tha ye Pondai
“Baan…baan” saand ne jor se awaz nikalte huye hunkar bhari.
iss comment ke shuruaati shabd padh kar to ek baar maine socha ye kya kaisi awaaz hai .. phir dimaag ne kaam kiya saand aise he to rambhata hai .. abhi itne dino se bolne wale Saand ke kisse padh rahe the to uski he aadat padhi hui hai ... nishabdh kar diya lekhak bhai aaj aapne .. isi baat par "baan .. baan" ..
Raj (gusse me)—dhishoommmm….madarchodd….ek bar me samajh nahi aata kya tere…?
aur iss line ko padhne ke baad to mere pet mein haste - haste dard ho gaya .. abhi isko likhte hue bhi hasi aa rahi hai ... ha ha ha ... jabardast yaar !!
Raj (gusse me)—madarchodd..chattaaakkkk….” 10 Kadam Raand Se, 2 Kadam Bawli Gaand Se Aur 100 Kadam Chudakkad Saand Se Hamesha Door Hi Rahna Chahiye.”
haan yeh kari na Saand wali baat .. kayi din ho gaye the beech mein koi faadu si comment nahi mil rahi thi .. bas kya kahu aaj to .. aaj ka to dinn safal kar diya mitrr aapne ...
Raj (chilla kar)—chuppp...agar tune apni jyada gaand hilayi to yahi teri gaand maar maar ke maha pondari bana dunga..
ab bechare chilla bhi nahi sakta kya .. sare kabile ke saamne to iski gaand faad di .. beizzati kar di .. gaand wo hila nahi sakta .. to chilla to dene diya karo yaar ...
waise ye chillata bhi nahi agar isko Saand ke karnamo ka pehle se pata hota ...
aur kabile ke mukhiya ki to literally gaand faad di aaj Saand ne wo bhi apni asli sagi behen ke saamne .. aur ye bechari Sheetal bhi kya sochegi .. ki uska bhai kitna harami nikla .. jiske wo itne saalo se sapne lete aayi thi .. jo uski raksha karne aayega .. wo itna bada harami hoga .. par chalo in a moment of heat mooh se itna to nikal he jaata hai .. aur Raj ko kya pata tha ki jiss Sheetal ko wo dekh raha hai .. wo aaj isse itne saalo baad mil raha hai .. aur shayad isne kabhi 8 saal pehle dekha hoga .. apne chote se Saand bhai ko ...
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par yaar kuch bhi kaho aaj to gazab he kar diya .. keyboard par ungliya apne aap sarpat dode jaa rahi hai .. rukne ka naam he nahi le rahi .. lagta hai gaand hilne ka asar inme bhi aa gaya hai ...
ab to agar kabhi meri galti se bhi kisi se ladai ho gayi to mere mooh se automatically apne aap ye dialogue nikal jaayega .. "koi gaandu gaand nahi hilayega" .. wo alag baat hai saamne wala meri gaand he tod kar chalta bane .. he he he