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[Carry Minati]

SAAND

UPDATE- 280
Altimatum Day# 4
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Jaha black star ye soch kar khush ho raha tha vahi abhay tension me doob gaya tha..


Abhay (tension)—ye madarchod, black star..aaj itna meharban kaise ho gaya mujh par…? Jarur kuch lafda hai…? Agar maine raj ko uske hawale kar diya to mera wasiyat paane ka sapna adhura rah jayega..vo mujhe sadhana ka lalach de kar wasiyat hadapna chahta hai..lekin main sadhana ko bhi to nahi bhul sakta, usko chodne ka bhi to mera khwab hai.. jab se usko dekha hai tab se kisi ko chodne me mann hi nahi lagta hai, har samay sadhana ka hi chehra ankho ke aage ghumta rahta hai….use to main chod ke hi rahunga…ab agar mujhe wasiyat aur sadhana dono apne khwab poore karne hain to mujhe kuch bhi kar ke aaj hi raj se wasiyat ka raaz ugalwana hoga…phir chahe mujhe apni ek beti to kya dono betiyo ko bhi usse chudwana hi kyo na pade..

Ab aage…..

Black star ne pahli bar anguthi hasil karne ke liye apni black army ko bahar nikala..uski black army ke sabhi log har tarah ka hathiyar chalane, judo-karate, hacking, black belt etc. lagbhag sabhi cheezo me expert the..vo iss bar koi risk nahi lena chahta tha aur jaldi se jaldi anguthi hasil kar ke wasiyat tak pahuchna chahta tha..isliye usne abhay se baat karne ke turant baad hi apni army ke karib 20 logo ko abhay ki haweli bhej diya.

Halanki abhay ko bhi black star jaise naami admi ka uske ghar ki tiles maangne ki baat hazam nahi huyi thi, use isme daal me kuch kala lag raha tha isliye vah bhi fauran hi ghar pahuch gaya, ye soch kar ki black star ke admiyo ke aane se pahle hi vah khud unn tiles ko deewar se nikalwa dega aur iss baat ki chhanbeen karega ki black star ko uske hi haweli me lagi tiles me itni dilchaspi kyo hai jabki vo aisi tiles kahi se bhi kharid sakta tha…?

Abhay ghar pahuch kar rekha ke kamre ki tiles nikalne ka kaam abhi khud hi shuru kiya hi tha ki tab tak black army vaha pahuch gayi aur unhone abhay ko room se bahar bhej kar tiles nikalne me lag gaye…dus log bahar pahra dene lage jabki dus log tiles ke kaam me lag gaye.

Kuch hi der me unhone sabhi tiles ko deewar se nikal kar alag kar diya..aur unhe apni gadi me rakh kar vaha se chale gaye.. unka main yaha aane ka uddeshya poora ho chuka tha, vo anguthi unhe mil gayi thi jiske liye vo aaye the, tiles to sirf ek bahana tha...halanki ghar ke baki member tiles nikale jane se behad hairan the kintu abhay ne unhe shant rahne ko kaha.

Anguthi hath me aate hi black star khushi se jhum utha jaise ki usne anguthi nahi balki wasiyat ko hi hasil kar liya ho..vah apni iss kamyabi par bahut khush tha...

Black star (mann me)—hahaha...mera plan kamyab ho gaya..ab iske jariye main wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga...ab raj ki mujhe koi jarurat nahi hai..ab main apne sabhi dushmano ko khatam kar dunga..sabse pahle sadhana ko abhay ke hawale kar dunga aur phir dusri taraf raj ko bata bhi dunga ki abhay kya kar raha hai sadhana ke sath, jisse raj mere ek bade dushman abhay ko khatam kar dega aur abhay usko...hahahaha

Black star khush hote huye anguthi me lage heere ko nikalne laga..kafi koshish karne ke baad jab heera anguthi se alag hua to usme kagaz ka ek chota tukda nazar aaya..usne jaldi se use khola aur padhne laga.

"Baap Bada Na Bhaiya, Hai Sabse Bada Chodaiya.....Gaand Hilana Chhod De, Warna Chud Jayegi Teri Maiya."

Iss paheli ke niche likha hua tha ..’Paheli ke arth ko samjho aur wasiyat tak pahucho...paheli samajh me aayi to theek warna hint piche likha hai..’

Black star ka to mood hi kharab ho gaya paheli padh kar..usne jaldi se uss kagaz ko palta kar piche likhe huye shabdo ko padhne laga..use padh kar to uska dimag hi jhanjhana gaya..kyon ki piche likha hua tha..."Teri Maa Ka Bhosda"

Black star (baukhla kar)—betichod..ye kaisa mazaak hai... ? bhala aisi bhi koi paheli hoti hai... ? aisi chutiya paheli ka bhi koi arth hota hai ... ? sala poore kiye karaye ki aisi taisi ho gayi..lagta hai ki madarchod ka poora khandan hi harami tha.. ab iss paheli ka arth kaha se pata karu... ? aisi utpatang paheli ka matlab samajhna mere bas ke bahar hai..kya karu…?

Usne bahut der tak uss paheli ke baare me soch vichar kiya lekin kisi thos natize par nahi pahucha aur na hi uske samajh me kuch aaya..paheli ke baare me sochte sochte uska sir dard karne laga tha.

Black star (kuch soch kar)—beti chod..meri to kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai…wasiyat ke itne karib pahuch kar main use apne hath se aise hi jane nahi de sakta....wasiyat ke chakkar me maine apne hazaro admi marwaye hain..main wasiyat hasil kar ke rahunga..lekin kaise... ? haan, ek idea hai...vo sala chudakkad saand hi shayad aisi paheli ko samajh sakta hai.. vahi aise gande gande shabd bolta hai, uski samajh me jarur aayegi ye paheli ...mujhe ab kaise bhi kar ke uss saand ko yaha aane ke liye majbur karna hoga...yahi theek rahega..ab main aisi chaal chalunga ki vo saand mere paas yaha aane ke liye vivash ho jayega...

Vahi dusri taraf sab ladkiyo ko bachane ke baad chodu gang unhe unke ghar sahi salamat chhod aayi..halanki unme se kayiyo ki bur ko chodu gang ne jam kar choda..khas kar ke Iron man, MNSHKMR, sorbobhuk aur prem pujari ne to unki bur ko chod chod kar bum bhosda hi bana diya tha jabki firefox bechara apni kismat par ro raha tha kyon ki priyanka ne uska jeena haram kar rakha tha jabki iss ghatna ke baad se anamika ke mann me kafi hadh tak amtul ke prati ravaiya badal gaya tha...siraj aur shashi ke beech pyar aur vishwash ka rishta pahle se jyada gahra ho chuka tha.

Richa ke dil me bhi ab apne bhai jitu ke liye pyar panapne laga tha...use ab jitu ka sath achcha lagta tha..TV par jab bhi koi hero heroine ka pyar bhara scene chal raha hota to vah unki jagah par khud ko aur jitu ko imagine karne lagti thi..

Kuch sath bitane ke baad sabhi ekattha ho kar rajasthan ke liye chal pade kyon ki vo sabhi court case ke dauran raj se milna bhi chahte the aur kisi akasmik khatre se nipatne ke liye bhi satark the aur dusri vajah ye bhi thi ki aage ki roop rekha samajhane ke liye unka raj se milna jaruri bhi tha..halanki prem unse ek do din pahle hi rajasthan aa gaya tha kyon ki use case se sambandhit sabhi baato par gaur karna tha.

Main bhi ganga mousi ko chodne ke baad ab iss nayi paheli ke baare me sochte sochte so gaya..subah jab darwaje par kisi ne knock kiya tab ja kar neend khuli..maya mere liye coffee le kar aayi thi..

Maya (sir jhukaye)—saab, coffee pi lijiye..

Raj—maya, tum raat me aayi kyo nahi... ? bahut intazar kiya tumhara..

Maya (dhire se)—vo..neend lag gayi thi saab..

Raj—chal jaldi se aa ja..muh mitha kar de mera...

Maya kuch kahti ki usse pahle hi maine khich kar usko apne bahupash me jakad liya aur uski dono chuchiya thaam kar hotho ka ras pine laga...pahle to hadbadate huye usne apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish ki lekin pekin phir ankhe band kar ke aatmasamarpan kar diya.

Maya ke doodh bade bade aur ekdam thos the jinhe dabane ka apna ek alag hi maza tha..mere hatho ka dabav jaise hi uski chuchiyo par thoda sakht hua, usne chihunk kar apne hatho ka ghera meri peeth ke ird gird daal diya aur chumban me sahyog dene lagi...jab tak saanse bhari nahi ho gayi tab tak hum ek dusre ke hotho ka ras pite rahe.

Maya—saab, ab mujhe jane do..mujhe nasta banana hai..warna badi mem saab chillayengi..

Raj—aise kaise jane du maya..raat se pyasa hu, kya ab bhi meri pyas nahi bujhaogi... ?

Maya—lekin saab..badi mem saab...

Raj (beech me)—tum badi mem saab ki chinta mat karo..vo aaj bistar se nahi uthne wali..karan to tumhe pata hi hoga na..?

Maya (dhire se)—mujhe kya pata saab..

Raj—kyo, raat ko chhup ke darwaje se koun jhank raha tha... ?

Maya (sakpaka kar)—kkk...kounnn... ?

Apni chori pakde jane se maya sakpaka gayi kyon ki raat me darwaje ke key hole se jhaank kar meri aur ganga mousi ki chudai ka live show dekhne wali maya hi thi.

Raj (kaan me)—(doodh dabate huye)...kyo,raat me tumne apni mem saab ko nahi dekha ki vo kya kar rahi thi mere paas... ?

Maya—aaaaahhhh...saab, dhire dabao...jor se dabate ho to dard hota hai...aaaahhhh

Raj—kya karu maya..teri chuchiya hain hi badi mast...lagta hai ki inhe masal dalu..

Maya—aaaahhhh...masal hi to rahe ho saab...uuuffff...dhire.saab...aaaahhhhh...

Raj (jor se doodh daba kar)—bata na maya..tum kyo jhank rahi thi raat me... ?

Maya—aaaahhhh…aapne hi to mujhe bulaya tha…raat me mem saab se mann nahi bhara aapka jo subah hote hi mujhe masalne lag gaye…aaahhh….?

Raj—tumhe chodne ke liye hi to yaha aaya hu maya..ab der mat kar chal jaldi se nangi ho ja..

Maya—abhi nasta banana hai saab…saab ko office chale jane do, phir aap kar lena..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—abhi mousa ji ko taiyar hone me time lagega tab tak to main tujhe do baar chod lunga…mujhe mat rok maya.. bahut mann hai tujhe nangi kar ke chodne ka..

Maine uth kar jaldi se darwaja band kiya aur maya ke kapde utarne laga..vo khud bhi chudasi thi isliye jyada na nukur nahi ki…agle hi pal vo mere samne poori nangi thi..maya ka jism behad gadraya hua tha..abhi tak to achhuti kuwari kali thi..aur mujhe kuwari kaliyo ki masalne me jo maza aata tha vo kisi ki chodi huyi chudi chudai aurto me bilkul bhi nahi aata tha…phir chahe vo kitni bhi sundar hi kyo na ho…haan, ye baat alag hai ki mouka milne par unki bur me bhi lund pelne se chukta nahi tha.

Maine maya ki dono chuchiyo ko berahmi se masalte huye uske hotho ko chusne laga..kuch der hotho ka ras pine ke baad maine uski chuchiyo ko bari bari se chusna aur dabana shuru kar diya aur tab tak unhe kas kas ke masalta raha jab tak ki vo lal nahi pad gayi.

Maya—aaaahhhh…aur kitna dabayenge saab ji mere doodh…? Ab kuch karo na jaldi se…aaahhh

Raj—kyo tumhe doodh dabwana achcha nahi lag raha... ?

Maya—aaaahhhh...achcha to bahut lag raha hai saab ji...bas mann karta hai ki aap aise hi dabate raho mere doodh..lekin abhi mujhe nasta bhi banana hai..isliye baki ka kaam bhi jaldi se poora kar lo..phir baad me jitna mann kare daba lena mere doodh..aaahhhhh

Maine bhi mouke ki nazakat ko samajhte huye der karna uchit nahi samjha aur uski baat maan kar uski dono jaangho ke beech aa gaya aur uski jhaanto se bhari bur ki dono phaanke phaila kar ( jo ki aapas me ekdam chipki huyi thi) apna muh uski bur me laga diya aur chusne laga..aisa karte hi maya sukh aur anand se tadap uthi..uske liye ye pahla anubhav tha.

Maya—aaahhhh...saab ji...aaahhhh...vo gandi jagah hai saab ji....aaahhhhhh....bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai lekin achcha bhi lag raha hai...aaahhhhhh....chus lo saab ji..hamari bur ko chus lo....aaaaahhhhh....aapne pahle kyo nahi kiya kuch hamari bur ke sath ye sab....aaaahhhhhh

Bur chuswate huye hi maya jhad gayi...lekin main uski bur ko chusta raha..kuch hi samay me vo phir se chudasi ho kar mera sir apni bur me dabane lagi..ye dekh maine uske dono pair hawa me upar utha kar vipreet disha me phaila diya aur lund ko bur ke chhed me tika kar ek taqatwar dhakka lagaya..lund maya ki bur ko kakdi ki tarah cheerte huye teen inch andar ghus gaya...maya jor se cheekh padi,,maine jaldi se uska muh daba diya aur jaldi jaldi teen char tagde dhakke laga kar poora lund uski bur me thoons diya.

Maya apni bur par huye iss tagde prahaar se bin pani ki machhli ki tarah chhat patate huye behosh ho gayi...uski ankho se anshuo ki ladi lag gayi..maine uske chehre par pani daal kar hosh me laya..hosh me aate hi vo rone lagi aur meri pakad se chhutne ke liye hath pair patakne lagi...poori bedsheet uski bur ke khoon se rang gayi thi.

Maya (rote huye)—aaaahahhh...chhod do saab ji...bahut dard ho raha hai...meri bur phat gayi hai..main marr jaungi saab ji.. chhod do...aaahhhh

Raj—bas maya..chinta mat kar..ab dard nahi hoga...aur bur to hoti hi phatne ke liye hai...bas meri jaan..ab sirf maza ayega..

Maine uski chuchiyo ko dhire dhire dabate chuste huye uski bur me lund pelna shuru kar diya..pahle to maya dard se bilakhti rahi lekin jab kuch der baad use maza aane laga to khud hi gaand upar utha utha kar lund apni bur me khane lagi.

Maya—aaaahhh..saab ji...ab achcha lag raha hai...maine ro ro kar aapko bahut pareshan kiya hai na to ab aap bhi meri bur ko chod chod kar phad do aur apna badla le lo saab ji...aise hi chodo khoob jor se..aaaaaahhhh ....phad dalo meri bur...mujhe pata hota ki bur chudwane me itna maza aata hai to main kab ki aapko apni bur de deti....ab aap roz lena saab meri bur..

Raj—haan maya..tumhe main ab khoob chodunga...mast bur hai teri to..

Maya—aaahhhh…haan saab ji roz chodna mujhe ab….aaaahhhh..bahut maza aa raha hai saab ji..aise hi doodh daba daba kar nangi kar ke roz chodna meri bur ko saab ji….aaaahhhhh

Itna chodne me hi maya ek bar jhad gayi to maine use kutiya bana kar piche se uski bur me lund ghused diya aur dono doodh pakad kar hachak hachak kar chodne laga…maya ke chutad bhi khoob phoole huye the..beech beech me main uske chutad me bhi thappad maarta ja raha tha aur chodta ja raha tha…poora kamra thapp,,thapp,,chukur,,chukur ke madhur sangeet se goonj raha tha.

Lagbhag ek ghante tak maya ko jam kar chodne ke baad main uski bur me hi jhadne laga..vo bhi ab tak chaar paanch bar pani chhod chuki thi…hum dono guttham guttha ho kar ek dusre se chipke huye kafi der tak pade rahe…maya bathroom jane ke liye jaise hi uthi vaise hi dard ke karan dhadam se bistar par gir gayi..ye dekh kar main usko gond me utha kar bathroom le gaya aur uski bur ko saaf kiarne ke baad vapis bistar me la kar lita diya.

Maya (tension)—saab ji, ab main ghar ka kaam kaise karungi..? mujhse to chala bhi nahi ja raha hai…dard ho raha hai vaha par..

Raj—kuch nahi hoga..ye dard thodi der me kam ho jayega..ye lo ye dard ki goli kha lo..

Maya—lekin jab mujhe aise langda kar chalte dekh kar badi mem saab puchengi to kya kahungi... ?

Raj—bol dena ki safayi karte samay tum fisal kar gir gayi thi to chot lag gayi hai..bas..

Maine usko pain killer khila kar kapde pahanne me madad ki aur phir sahara de kar kitchen tak pahucha diya..usne badi mushkil se nasta banaya..abhi bhi usse chalte nahi ban raha tha…ganga mousi aur amit mousa ne pucha bhi to usne vahi bataya jo maine kaha tha.

Naha dho kar ready hone ke baad maine sab ke sath nasta kiya aur phir unse yaha dubara aane ka promise kar ke izazat le kar vaha se nikal gaya kyon ki aaj court me hazir hona tha..raat me tanu didi ka bhi call aaya tha to maine unhe sab bata diya tha ki main sidha court me hi milunga…ganga mousi bhi mere sath aana chahti thi lekin maine hi unhe mana kar diya.

Court pahuchte hi main sabse pahle prem ke paas gaya jaha chodu gang pahle se hi moujud thi…main unn sab ko vaha dekh kar khush ho gaya…

Raj—arrey wow..! tum sab ko yaha dekh dil khush ho gaya..

Siraj—lekin tumhe dekh kar hame khushi nahi ho rahi hai..prem, koun hai ye…?

Raj—abe, ye kya bol raha hai..? main raj hu..raj..tumhara dost..

Amtul—koun sa dost..? hum nahi jante tumhe..

Raj—abe, tum sab ko kya ho gaya hai..? main raj hu..raj..mujhe itna jaldi bhul gaye…?

Firefox—theek to kah rahe hain sab..agar tum hame apna dost samajhte to itna kuch ho gaya to kya hame batate nahi…? Hum sab bewqoofo ki tarah apne dost ko dhoondne ke liye yaha se vaha bhukhe pyase pareshan junglo ki khak chhante phirte rahe lekin tumne ek baar bhi batana jaruri nahi samjha ki kya hua hai…?

Iron man—aur to aur tum jinda ho ye bhi nahi bataya..sheetal didi ki tabiyat itni kharab hai, ye tak nahi bataya..aur phir bhi khud ko hamara dost kahte ho..? hum sirf uss raj ko jante hain jo dosti ke liye apni jaan ki bhi parwah nahi karta tha aur na hi koi baat chhupata tha..

Raj—tum sab ka gussa hona jayaz hai lekin maine aisa kyo kiya pahle vo bhi to jaan lo iske baad jo chahe faisla karna..

Sorbobhuk—hame kuch nahi sunna..

Raj—theek hai..tum sab jeete, main hara..ok, bolo kya saza deni hai..main bhugatne ko taiyar hu..

Jitu—saza to hum bhgat rahe hain..uss madarchod black star ne jeena haram kar rakha hai…sale ne phir se sab ladkiyo ko kidnap karwa liya tha..yaha tak ki shraddha bhabhi, anamika, richa, shashi ko bhi..

MNSHKMR—vo to bhala ho uss unknown madadgar ka jisne samay rahte massage bhej kar hamari help kar di warna to hum unhe kabhi bacha nahi paate..

Prem—pahle usko bhi to kuch bol lene do yaar..

Iron man—theek hai bolo..aisa kya ho gaya tha ki tumne hame kuch batana jaruri nahi samjha…?

Raj—jaisa ki tumhe pata hi hoga ki jab main sadhana ko le kar rajasthan aa raha tha tab raste me sadhana ne mujhe sheetal didi ki bimari ke baare me bataya..tab ye sun kar to mere pairo tale jamin hi khisak gayi thi..uss samay mujhe itna gahra sadma laga tha main kuch bolne ki halat me nahi rah gaya tha..unki bimari ki vajah main hu..ye baat mujhe sabse jyada taklif de rahi thi aur aaj bhi de rahi hai..ussi chakkar me mera accident ho gaya…jab hosh aaya to khud ko abhay ki haweli me paya kintu uss samay meri yaad dast ja chuki thi..dusra mera phone bhi vahi accident wali jagah par hi gir gaya tha jisse ki kisi ka contact number malum ho pata ya main sampark kar pata…

Uske baad jo kuch hua maine sab vistar se unhe bata diya jis tarah meri yaad dast vapis aayi (tanu didi aur kalyani chachi se sex wali ghatna chhod kar)…sun kar sabhi hairan the.

Raj—ab tumhi batao ki main kaise tum sab ko sampark karta... ? halanki tum sab ki khabar mujhe hamesha rahti thi jab se yaad dast vapis aayi thi.

Amtul—chalo ye baat maan li lekin yaad dast aane ke baad to hame contact kar sakte the na…?

Raj—main aisa kar to sakta tha lekin aisa karne se tum sab ki baisakhi ke sahare chalne ki aadat kabhi nahi jati aur main tum sab ki kabiliyat ko sabke samne lana chahta tha.

Firefox—ohh to ye baat thi..

Jitu—lagta hai ki ab abhay ki gaand todne ka time aa gaya hai…?

Iron man—main aaj hi uss madarchod ki gaand me bomb laga kar uda deta hu..

Raj—uski gaand to main bhi kabhi bhi tod sakta hu lekin sheetal didi ne use khatam karne ki kasam khayi hai aur mujhe usko jaan se na maarne ki apni kasam di hai, isliye majbur hu..warna aaj yaha court me aane ki naubat hi nahi aati..khair prem bhai, kya situation hai case ki…? Tumhare maathe par tension dikh rahi hai..?

Prem—raj, meri tension ki vajah hai aaj ka tumhara case..

Siraj—kyo…?

Prem—yaar jante ho ki iss case ka judge koun hai…?

Raj—usse kya fark padta hai…?

Prem—fark padta hai raj..bahut fark padta hai…tumhara case ussi judge ke samne hai jiske ladke ko tumne radha ke sath badatmizi karne ke jurm me peeta tha..vo to pahle se hi tumse badla lene ki firaq me tha, dusra vo abhay ka dost bhi hai..

Sorbobhuk—tab to ye bade hi tension ki baat hai..

Raj—judge ki maa ka bhosda..agar usne jyada bad bad ki to use vahi adalat ke bhitar hi kootunga..

Prem—phir to tum case jeet chuke aise me..aisa karne ki sochna bhi mat..

Raj—to tum kya chahte ho…?

Prem—bas jaisa main kahta hu vaisa hi karna…baki main sambhal lunga…halanki case jeetna mushkil hai uss judge ke rahte..phir bhi dekhte hain..

Uske baad aaj ke case se jude kayi maslo par hamari baate discuss huyi…hamne poore case ko har sire se samajhne ki koshish ki aur uske solution par vichar kiya.

Raj—theek hai bhai, jaisa tum kaho…aur sunao dosto, unn ladkiyo ko to sahi salamat unke ghar pahucha diya na…?

Sorbobhuk—haan, sab ko pahucha diya..

Iron man—shraddha bhabhi tumhe bahut puch rahi thi..maine kah diya ki tum ek case ke silsile me bahar gaye ho..

Raj—theek kiya..

Jitu—lekin ab tak ye pata nahi chala ki hamari madad karne wala vo koun tha jisne hamare mobile par massage kar ke unn ladkiyo ke baare me information di thi…? Agar usne help nahi ki hoti to aaj richa…..

Amtul—haan yaar…agar usne time par massage na kiya hota to hum ladkiyo tak kabhi nahi pahuch pate, ulta uss jungle me hi bhatakte rahte..pata nahi koun tha vo madad karne wala…?

Siraj—haan yaar…shashi ko kuch ho jata to meri to duniya basne se pahle hi ujad jati…main apni hi nazro me gir jata..

Jitu—kaash ki ek bar vo mujhe mil jaye to main uska shukriya ada kar du..

Sabhi abhi uss unknown madadgar ke baare me baat karte huye uska ehsaan bayan kar hi rahe the aur usko shukriya tak na kah pane ka afsos jata hi rahe the ki tabhi kisi ki awaz ne unhe chounka diya.

“To ab shukriya ada kar do, roka kisne hai…?”

Awaz sunte hi sab piche palat gaye, aur charo taraf dekhne lage…tabhi unke samne ek admi aa kar khada ho gaya…sir ke lambe baal aur lambi dadhi ke baal poore pake huye bilkul safed the…

Sab hairani se usko dekhte rahe...unhe apni taraf aise hairani se ghurte dekh kar vo admi mushkurate huye apne sir me pahni wings aur dadhi jaise hi nikali vaise hi use dekh kar sab buri tarah se uchhal pade.


“Tummmmmm..!” sab shocked ho kar ek sath chilla pade..

Ye pakka mdari hai ... ...

Ye bhi ho skta hai mdari Raj ka Dada ho

 

[Carry Minati]

Finally chodu gang as hi gyi ab sb ki gand marenge milke

 

[Napster]

Ab chodu gang our raj Abhay our black star ki maa chodne wale hai
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[Sukhi Choudhry]

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[Black water]

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[Xabhi]

Wah bhai sandar jabarjast update maya ki bhi bj gyi Ab aage tanu ki sister ka no hai? ab yah court me Kon a gya? Lagta hai Raj ne apna hukum ka ikka khola na hai ab tk black star ke sare patte Khulne ke baad hi kholna bhai

 

[Sam star 7]

Nice update ab puri gang mil gyi he saand ko ab maza ayega

 

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UPDATE- 281
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Awaz sunte hi sab piche palat gaye, aur charo taraf dekhne lage…tabhi unke samne ek admi aa kar khada ho gaya…sir ke lambe baal aur lambi dadhi ke baal poore pake huye bilkul safed the…

Sab hairani se usko dekhte rahe...unhe apni taraf aise hairani se ghurte dekh kar vo admi mushkurate huye apne sir me pahni wings aur dadhi jaise hi nikali vaise hi use dekh kar sab buri tarah se uchhal pade.

“Tummmmmm..!” sab shocked ho kar ek sath chilla pade..

Ab aage…..

“Raghuhalkal tummmmm…‼” sabhi shocked ho kar ek swar me chilla uthe.

Ji haan, chodu gang ko unke mobiles par ladkiyo ko kidnap karke rakhne wali jagah ke baare me information dene wala vo unkonown shakhs raghuhalkal hi tha jise apne samne achanak jinda dekh kar sabhi achambhit the.

Amtul (hairan)—lekin tum to mar gaye the na…?

Raghuhalkal—kisne kaha…?

Siraj—kaha to kisi ne kahi lekin tumhara itne din kuch pata nahi chala to hame laga ki….

Raghuhalkal—to tum logo ne mujhe mara hua samajh liya…? Ek bar bhi meri khabar tak leni jaruri nahi samjhi…?

Iron—nahi yaar, hamne hospital phone kiya tha to vaha ke doctor ne bataya ki raghu mar chuka hai, isliye phir dubara tumhare baare me pata nahi kiya..

Jitu—lekin tum to bata sakte the..tumne koun sa phone kiya hame…?

Amtul—aur tum the kaha itne din tak..?

Siraj—hame to chhodo, tumne raj tak ko nahi bataya apne jinda hone ke baare me, kyo…?

Raghuhalkal—raj ko pata tha ki main jinda hu..

Sab (ankhe phad ke)—kyaaa..pata tha…?

Raghuhalkal—haan, usne hi to mujhe chupchap secret mission par bhej diya tha..mere ghar walo tak ko mere baare me pata nahi hai ki main jinda hu..

Raghuhalkal ki baat sun kar sab gusse se mujhe ghurne lage..jaise ki maine koi bahut bada apradh kar diya ho..maine bhi unse ab sach batana hi theek samjha.

Jitu—aur kya kya chhupa kar rakha hai tumne hum sabse…?

Amtul—kahi aisa to nahi ki sadhana bhabhi aur sheetal didi ko bhi tumne hi kahi gayab kar diya ho aur hum sab unko le kar pareshan hain... ?

Firefox—tabhi to inke chehre par koi tension nahi hai unke gayab hone par..warna jo shakhs sheetal didi ki ankh me andhu ki ek boond nahi dekh pata tha vo unki aisi halat ke baare me jaan kar bhi khamosh kaise rah sakta hai... ?

Sheetal didi (meri sadhana) ka jikra aate hi meri ankho me nami utar aayi..dil me dard ka gubbar sa uthne laga..sab bari bari se apni apni bhadas nikalte rahe lekin unki baate to jaise mere kano ke darwaje tak pahuchni hi band ho chuki thi kyon ki mere dil me meri sadhana, meri sheetal didi ki yaado ne kabza kar liya tha..jab sab ko meri halat ka andaza hua to vah bhi bhavuk ho gaye.

Sorbobhuk—arrey raj, kya hua... ? sorry bhai, hum gusse me shayad kuch jyada hi bol gaye..sorry yaar..

Iron man—haan yaar, hum to bas mazak kar rahe the..tumne to seriously le liya..

Prem—abhi court me sunwayi ka time hai..aur sabne raj ko udas kar diya..hum sab tumhare sath hain yaar..sheetal didi aur sadhana bhabhi ko hum sab mil kar pataal se bhi dhoond nikalenge..

Raj (nam ankhe)—sorry kahne ki jarurat nahi hai bhai…bhala dosto ki baat ka kaisa bura manna..bas mujhe didi ki yaad aa gayi …unke baare me sochte hi ye ankhe na jane kyon bagawat par utar aati hain…jane kaise hongi vo..? kis haal me hongi…? Itna lachaar aur bebas maine apne aap ko kabhi nahi paya jitna aaj mahsoos kar raha hu..unhe main 24 ghanto me bhulta hi kab hu, har samay vo mere dilo dimag par chhayi rahti hain..haan, ye baat alag hai ki sab ko dikhane ke liye hasta mushkurata rahta hu baki to mera dil hi janta hai..

Sab—chinta mat karo yaar..hum sab unhe dhoondne ke liye jaan ki bazi laga denge..lekin dono ko kuch hone nahi denge..

Raj (nam ankhe)—vo dono black star ke kabze me hain..

Sabhi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa..?

Raj—haan, yahi sach hai..

Sorbobhuk—tab to hame unhe bahut dhoondna padega..

Raj—uss madarchod ko maine 12 din ka time diya..terahve din uski arthi uthegi..jisme 4 din ho gaye ab uske paas sirf 8 din bache hain..

Iron man—yaar tumhe usko time dene ki kya jarurat thi…? Sidhe ussi din uski gaand maar dena chahiye tha..

Raj—mere aisa na karne ke teen karan hain…(1) black star koun hai, ye koi nahi janta..aur bina jane usko kaise maar sakta hu…? Pahle ye to pata hona chahiye ki akhir black star hai koun…? Vo kaha rahta hai…? Usne sheetal didi aur sadhana ko chhupaya kaha par hai…? Inn sabki jankari ke bina hum uska kuch nahi bigad sakte. (2) inn sabhi sawalo ka ek hi jawab hai, kisi tarah se black star ko uske bill se bahar nikalna..aur bahar nikalne ki chabi hai wasiyat..uska maqsad wasiyat hasil karna hai jiske baare me ki koi nahi janta ki vah kaha hai aur usme aisa kya hai jiske liye sabhi pagal hain..? aur wasiyat dhoondne ke liye mujhe chahiye tha samay, isliye maine use 12 din ka altimatum diya kyon ki main ye achchi tarah se janta hu ki vo jab tak wasiyat nahi hasil kar leta tab tak sheetal didi ya sadhana me se kisi ko bhi jaan se nahi maarega aur na hi unke sath kuch galat harkat karega, vo janta hai ki agar usne aisa kiya to phir mujhse wasiyat kabhi hasil nahi kar payega…(3) maine apne kuch chahne walo aur apni sadhana, sheetal didi se kuch vaade kiye the, jinhe mujhe poora karna hai, black star se sidhi takkar lene se pahle..mujhe inn sabhi kamo ko poora karne ke liye samay chahiye tha…kyon ki black star se sidhe sidhe takrana jitna asaan hum samajh rahe hain, vastav me utna hai nahi..

Amtul—hamne pahle bhi to use sabak sikhaya hai..kya kar liya usne hamara…?

Raj—tab uska uddeshya hame maarna nahi tha balki apne dushmano ko marwana tha..lekin ab hum direct uske maqsad ke beech me aayenge to jahir hai ki vo hame jaan se maarne ki koshish karega..ab hamara samna road chhap gundo se nahi balki uski powerful black army se hoga…jinke dum par poori duniya me usne dahshat phaila rakhi hai…dhyan rahe ki ab tak hamara samna ek baar bhi black army se nahi hua hai…aur shayad isliye hum sab abhi tak jinda hain…magar unse samna hone ke baad pata nahi koun jinda bachega aur koun nahi…? Kuch kaha nahi ja sakta..

Siraj—ohhh..to baat kaha tak pahuchi…?

Raj—isliye hi to maine raghuhalkal ko secret mission par bheja tha..main nahi chahta tha ki jaise black star ko hamari har baat pata chal jati hai vaise hi mere secret mission ka bhi use pata chale..kyon ki kabhi na kabhi juban par taghuhalkal ka naam aa hi jata ..yahi vajah hai ki maine uske baare me kisi ko nahi bataya ..

Iron man—lekin mission kya tha…?

Raghuhalkal—raj ne mujhe black star ke baare me pata lagane ka mission diya tha..aur issi mission ke tahat main apna bhesh badal kar uski gundo ki team me shamil ho gaya..yahi vajah thi ki jab unn ladkiyo ko kidnap kiya gaya to mujhe unko kidnap kar ke rakhe jane ki jagah ke baare me sab pata tha..main apni pahchan vaha open kar nahi sakta tha isliye tum sab ko massage kar diya chupchap.

Jitu—koun hai black star…?

Raghuhalkal—ye to uski black army bhi nahi janti ki black star koun hai…? Uska sirf phone hi aata hai..vo bhi har bar alag number se..ya phir har bar koi alag admi uska sandesh le kar hum tak pahuchta hai..pata nahi kaha rahta hai madarchod..? aaj meri duty yaha court ki karyavahi me nazar rakhne ki lagayi hai madarchod ne.

Prem—tab to wasiyat ka jaldi milna behad jaruri hai…? Kuch pata chala wasiyat ka…?

Raj—abhi gol gol hi ghum raha hu..lekin jaldi hi wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga..ya shayad uske behad karib pahuch bhi chuka hu..lekin iss paheliyo ne dimag ki maa chod rakhi hai..ek paheli ko hal karta hu to dusri mil jati hai..yahi chal raha hai.. pata nahi kab inn paheliyo ka silsila khatam hoga..?

Amtul—vaise abhi koun si paheli baki hai…? Shayad hamara dimag kaam kar jaye... ?

Maine unko kagaz me likhe huye shabd ke baare me bataya jo ki beech me phata hua tha...vo sab usko dekh kar apna apna dimag lagane lage.

Amtul—chal re lomdi pahle tu bata..

Firefox—mere khyal se to iska matlab Chuchiya hoga..

Amtul—tujhe to har jagah bas chuchiya hi nazar aati hain..lagta hai ki priyanka aur ankita ko bulana padega..

Firefox—arrey tin tin bhaiya kis manhoos ka naam le liya…vo yaha aa gayi to bhari adalat me hi mujhe nanga kar ke meri gaand lal kar dengi dono mil ke..sala uss din ki pitayi ka aaj tak dard nahi gaya hai gaand se..aur tum phir se pitwane par tule ho..?

Prem—chalo iss par baad me baat karenge, abhi adalat ki karyavahi ka time ho gaya hai..judge bhi aane wala hoga..

Raghuhalkal—tum sab chalo..main alag ho kar chalta hu jisse ki black star ko kuch bhanak na lage ki main tumhara hi sathi hu..

Raj—ok

Hum sab vaha se chal kar court haal me jane ke liye nikal gaye…court me ghuste hi meri mulaqat thakurain se ho gayi.. mujhe dekhte hi vo mere paas aa gayi..vo kuch kahti ki tabhi rashmi didi, maa ke sath pratap chacha aur jyoti bhi vahi aa gayi…maa ne mujhe jinda dekhte hi aa kar hi mere gale se lag gayi.

Maine samjha bujha kar sab ko shant kiya aur unke sath andar aa gaya aur khali jagah dekh kar unke sath baith gaya..jaha abhay, suraj , rekha aur uske awara dosto bhi baithe huye the..mujhe dekhte hi unhone nafrat bhari nigaho se mujhe dekha aur phir muh ghuma liya..thodi hi der me judge bhi aa kar apni kursi par baith gaya.

Judge—adalat ki karyavahi shuru ki jaye..

Dono paksho ke vakil ne apna apna vakalatnama judge ko pesh kiya..meri taraf se mere case ki pairvi prem bhai kar rahe the…unke papers dekhne ke baad judge ne karyavahi shuru karne ka farman jari kiya.

Abhay’s vakil—judge sahab, ye admi jo katghare me khada hai…jo apne aapko sp avinash rathod kahta hai aur sath me raj bhi..?..yaha tak ki iska ek naam aur bhi hai raghu...ab aap hi sochiye judge sahab ki ek admi teen maa ka beta kaise ho sakta hai…? Jabki haqiqat ye hai judge saahab ki ye admi ek bahut bada bahurupiya hai jisne hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar pahle to sp avinash rathod ban kar sarkar ko dhokha diya aur ab raj ban kar uski daulat hadapna chahta hai.. jabki sachchayi to ye hai ki ye shakhs na to avinash rathod hai aur na hi raj..balki ye dono ka hum shakal raghu hai jisne pahle avinash rathod ko khatam kar ke apne raste se hata diya aur phir raj ko maar kar uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar khud raj ban baitha.

Prem—objection me lord, mere kabil vakil ek jimmedar police officer par itna sangeen ilzam laga rahe hain jo ki poori tarah se bebuniyad aur mann gadhant hai…vakil sahab shayad ye bhul rahe hain ki vo uss officer par aarop laga rahe hain jisne apni jaan par khel kar kitni hi ladkiyo ki izzat bachayi..kitne hi mujrimo se aatank se logo ko bhay mukt kiya..

Abhay’s vakil—my lord, vakil sahab ne apne muvakkil ki jaha itni tarife ki vahi shayad ye batana bhul gaye ki ye vahi shakhs hai my lord, jisne ab tak na jane kitni hi ladkiyo aur aurto ki izzat loot kar unhe kahi muh dikhane layak nahi chhoda..ye shakhs apne inhi kukarmo ke karan saand ke naam se mashahoor hai..jiska pesha hi balatkar karna ho vo shakhs bhala kya kisi ki izzat bachayega…? Aaye din maar peet aur gunda gardi karna hi iska pesha hai…jawan ladkiyo ko dekhte hi unn par toot padna hi jiska kaam hai, uss admi ki tarif me itne bade bade shabd shobha nahi dete..inki jis bahaduri ki vakil sahab tarif kar rahe hain, kya vo adalat ko ye batane ka kasht karenge ki inhone jitne bhi mujrimo ko pakda unme se kya kabhi koi ek bhi mujrim adalat ke katghare me aaya…? Kya kisi ke khilaf koi FIR darz huyi…? Ye sab hota bhi kaise your owner, vastav me isne jin jin logo ko mara hai vo sabhi bahut sharif aur shahar ke jimmedar nagrik the..unn sabne ise hafta dene se mana kar diya to uska badla isne unki jaan le kar liya…aise sangeen apradhi ko khula chhodna na to samaj ke hit me hai aur na hi desh ke..

Prem—your owner, hamare vakil sahab case ko main mudde se bhatka kar adalat ko gumrah karne ki koshish kar rahe hain…kabhi ye kahte hain ki ye raj nahi hai, kabhi kahte hain ki ye avinash rathod nahi hai..kabhi kahte hain ki ye qatil hain..aur ab to inhone had hi kar di..ye kah kar ki ye balatkari bhi hain..bina kisi thos sabut ke kisi sharif insaan par aise ghatiya aarop lagane ka inhe koi adhikar nahi hai..

Abhay’s vakil—main bhatka nahi raha hu me lord balki iss shakhs ka asli chehra adalat ke samne lana chahta hu…

Prem—objection me lord,main vakil sahab se puchna chahta hu ki agar unki baat sahi hai to kya adalat ko ye batane ka kast karenge ki agar mr. raj ne kisi ka rape kiya hai to usne police complain kyo nahi ki…? Aur yaha to kayi logo ke sath rape ki baat ho rahi hai…kya ye mumkin hai ki ek shakhs itni ladkiyo ke sath jabardasti kare aur vo police complain na kare…? Agar vakil sahab ke paas koi aisa sabut hai to vah adalat ke samne rakhe..aur vaise bhi ye case balatkar ka nahi balki katghare me khada ye shakhs raj hai ya nahi hai..iss baat ka faisla karne ke liye dayar kiya gaya hai..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner, logo me isne itni dahshat phaila rakhi hai ki koi bhi sharif ladki police complain karne se ghabrati hai..akhir kis ke paas shikayat le kar jaye vo sab jab ek police wala hi unki izzat loot le to…kanoon todna iski adat hai..

Prem—me lord, adalat apna faisla jazbato aur bhavnao se nahi balki sabuto ki roshni me karti hai..agar vakil sahab ke paas koi aisa sabut hai jo mere client ko rapist sabit karta hai to vah adalat ke samne pesh kiya jaye warna bevajah adalat ka samay barbad karne ki bajaye asli mudde par bahas ho to jyada behtar hoga..

Abhay’s vakil—iss shakhs ki gunda gardi ka isse bada sabut aur kya hoga ki khud judge sahab ke bete ko din dahade bina kisi vajah ke isne buri tarah se peeta aur phir sidha jail me band kar diya..itna hi nahi adalat ne jab judge sahab ke bete ki jamanat ke paper bheje to isne unhe phad kar phenk diya lekin jail se riha nahi kiya..ye kanoon ki touheen nahi to aur kya hai…? Munni bai ko isne beech chourahe par bomb se uda diya..kanoon ko to ye apne hath ka khilona samajhta hai..phir aisa admi jab kisi ladki ki izzat loot lega to vah FIR darz karwa ke apni aur apni family ki jaan khatre me kyo dalegi…?

Prem—vakil sahab, adalat sabut mangti hai..aur vo aapke paas hai nahi..bina kisi sabut ke mere client par kichad uchhalne ke jurm me main aap par maan hani ka case bhi daayar kar sakta hu..

Abhay’s vakil—bilkul kariyega agar meri baat galat nikle to..your owner, main iss case par roshni dalne ke apne muvakkil mr. abhay jo ki desh ke jane maane business man aur samaj sevi bhi hain, unko witness box me bulane ki izazat chahta hu..

Judge—permission granted..

Abhay’s vakil—(abhay ke aate hi)..haan, to abhay ji..aap samne katghare me khade huye shakhs ko jante hain..?

Abhay—ji, bahut achchi tarah se..

Abhay’s Vakil—kaise aur kya rishta hai aapka inse…?

Abhay—ji, isse mera koi rishta nahi hai..mera rishta to raj se tha..raj mera bhatija tha..

Abhay’s vakil—ohh, I see…phir aapne ye kaise jana ki ye shakhs raj nahi hai…?

Abhay—asal me jis din raj ko goli lagi thi, uss din main vaha ke CM thakur shamsher singh ji se milne gaya hua tha..unse milne ke baad main vapis lout hi raha tha ki tabhi maine raj ko bus stand par khada dekha tha..uss samay main kuch jaldi me tha isliye jyada dhyan nahi diya aur aage nikal gaya…lekin kuch door gaya hi tha ki tabhi maine car ki side glass me isko kisi shakhs par goli chalate huye dekha..ye dekh kar main turant vapis louta ise aisa karne se rokne ke liye magar tab tak der ho chuki thi…kuch admi kisi ko apne kandho par taange kahi liye ja rahe the aur mere vaha pahuchne tak ye vaha se gayab ho chuka tha..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner, isse ye saaf jahir hota hai ki raj ka khoon iss bahurupiye ne hi kiya hai..atah adalat se meri gujarish hai ki isko saza e maut di jaye..

Prem—objection me lord, mere sathi vakil, hawa me hi teer chala rahe hain..main mr. abhay se kuch sawal puchna chahunga..

Judge—izazat hai..

Prem—haan to mr. abhay…kya aap adalat ko batayenge ki vaha aapne kya dekha…?

Abhay—main bata to chuka hu..

Prem—vo kya hai na ki mujhe kuch sunayi nahi diya..kripya dubara batane ka kast karenge…?

Abhay ne dubara vahi sab bata diya jo usne pahle bataya tha apne vakil ko..

Prem—hmmm..achcha abhay ji, ye bataiye ki kya chaddi pahni hai aapne…? Agar pahni hai to koun si pahni hai…? Naade wali ya bina naade wali…? Aur agar nahi pahni hai to kyo nahi pahni hai…?

Abhay—what non-sense..ye kya behuda sawal hai…?

Prem—behuda hai ya nahi, ye dekhna adalat ka kaam hai..aap bas jawab dijiye..

Abhay—nahi pahni..

Prem—kya kaha..? thoda jor se boliye..sunayi nahi diya..

Abhay—(thoda tez)..ji nahi pahni hai..

Prem—suna sabne..? abhi abhi abhay ji ne kaha ki inhone chaddi nahi pahni hai….hota hai, hota hai..bade bade logo ke sath me aisi choti choti baate hoti rahti hain..anyway kya aap batayenge ki aapne chaddi kyo nahi pahni…?

Abhay—vo..aaj thodi jaldi me tha..

Prem—iska matlab ki paidaishi nange ho..

Abhay’s vakil—objection me lord…vakil sahab mere client se aise behuda sawal kar ke adalat ka samay barbad kar rahe hain..akhir mere muvakkil ke chaddi pahanne ya na pahanne ki baat kar ke vakil sahab kya sabit karna chahte hain..?

Judge—objection sustained…aapko hidayat di jati hai ki iss case se samabndh rakhne wale hi swal kiye jaye..aisi anargal baate kar ke adalat ka samay barbad na kare..aainda dhyan rahe..

Prem—I know your owner..main case par hi roshni daal raha hu… mere sawal ka iss case se gahra talluk hai..abhi kuch der pahle jis shakhs thakur sahab ka jikra inhone kiya to main adalat ko ye yaad dila du ki thakur sahab ko chori, dakaiti, kidnapping, bomb blasting, khoon, balatkar, smuggling aur black star jaise under world king ka sathi hone ki baat lagbhag sabit ho chuki thi…aur ye unhi se milne gaye the..point noted me lord ki kya asie admi ki baat ka bharosa kiya ja sakta hai jis admi ka sambandh aise gunahgaro aur desh drohiyo se raha ho vo kitna sharif aur izzatdar hoga…?

Abhay’s vakil—aap mere client par aarop laga rahe hain..

Prem—laga hi nahi raha hu balki bahut jald sabuto ke sath sabit bhi karunga..

Judge—aapko last warning di jati hai ki kewal iss case se jude sawal jawab hi kiye jaye..

Prem—theek hai your owner…haan to abhay ji, aapne abhi kaha ki aapne iss shakhs ko kisi admi par goli chalate dekha.. lekin aapne ye nahi bataya ki jis par goli chalayi gayi, vo admi koun tha…? Kya aapne raj par iss shakhs ko goli chalate huye dekha tha…?

Abhay—ji nahi..main to aage nikal gaya tha, jab ye hadsa hua..

Prem—jab aapne isko raj par goli chalate dekha hi nahi to phir aapne ye kaise jana ki raj mar chuka hai…? Aur uska khoon isne hi kiya hai…?

Abhay—mujhe to uss samay pata hi nahi tha ki raj mar chuka hai..vo to ek din kisi ne mere paas ye CD bheji..tab mujhe asliyat ka pata chala..main chhanbeen karwayi to tab malum hua ki ye uska hum shakal raghu hai jo raj ki property hathiyana chahta hai raj ban kar..

Prem—kisne bheji thi cd…?

Abhay—vo main nahi janta..

Prem—aur vo CD kaha hai…?

Abhay’s vakil—me lord, vo CD mere paas hai..ab main vo sabut pesh karne ja raha hu, jise dekhne ke baad ye sabit ho jayega ki ye shakhs raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal hai jisne raj aur avinash rathod ka qatl karne ke baad unke hum shakal hone ka fayda uthane wala raghu hai..aur vo sabut hai ye CD..jise dekhne ke baad ye bhi sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai.

Abhay ke vakil ne vahi cd judge ko pakda di jo use black star ne di thi..judge ke kahne par uss CD ko play karne ke intazam kiya gaya..use dekhte hi judge aur abhay ke chehre par khushi jhalak rahi thi.

Prem—mr. abhay, aapne ye kaise jana ki marne wala shakhs raj hi hai…? Ho sakta hai ki marne wala vo shakhs raghu ho aur jo samne khada hai vahi asli raj ho…? Aur isme to goli kisne chalayi, uska chehra to dikh hi nahi raha hai…? Phir aapne kaise kaha ki goli isne hi chalayi hai..? kya sabut hai aapki baat ka…?

Abhay—sabut hai..your owner..sabut hai..asal me uss CD ko dekhne ke baad bhi mere mann me kahi na kahi ye vichar aata tha jo abhi abhi vakil sahab ne pucha..abhi kuch din pahle hi ye admi mujhe behoshi ki halat me road par jakhmi mila tha, tab maine isko yahi soch kar apni haweli le gaya ki shayad marne wala raghu raha ho, kyon ki ye to apne aap ko raj hi bata raha tha uss ghatna ke baad bhi..apni haweli le ja kar maine iska ilaz karwaya lekin pata hai isne meri bhalayi ka kya sila diya…?

Prem—kya kiya isne…?

Abhay—judge sahab,..isne meri beti rekha ki izzat lootne ki koshish ki…rekha chacheri hi sahi lekin hai to raj ki bahan hi. Aur koi bhai apni hi bahan ki izzat lootne ki kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta, your owner…agar ye raj hota to apni badi bahan ke sath aisi neech harkat kabhi nahi karta…tab mujhe poora vishwash ho gaya ki ye raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal uska khooni hai..

Thakurain (gusse me chillate huye)—tere jaisa kutta, neech aur harami admi sharif kab se ban gaha…? apni aukat me rah kar baat kar kamine…warna tera kriya karm abhi yahi kar dungi..

Judge—aap koun hain aur iss tarah bhari adalat me dhamki dene ka anzam janti hain…?

Thakurain (dahadte huye)—“Jungle Ki Sherni Ko Kisi Ko Apni Pahchan Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Padti..Uski Dahaad Hi Uski Pahchan Hoti Hai. “

Tabhi judge ke paas me khade admi ne judge ke kaan me thakurain ke baare me bataya, jise sun kar vo bhi sakpaka gaya.. thakurain kafi door door tak famous thi.

Judge—aap pls baith jaiye…aur adalat ke kaam me vyavdhan mat daliye..

Thakurain (gusse me)—theek hai main baith jati hu..lekin iss harami ko samjha dena ki agar isne kuch bhi ulta sidha bola to raam naam satya hai, yahi kar dungi..

Prem—main aapki beti rekha ko yaha katghare me bulana chahunga..

Judge—rekha ko hazir kiya jaye..

Rekha apni jagah se uth kar katghare me aa khadi huyi..

Prem—aapka naam…?

Rekha—rekha

Prem—abhi abhi aapke pita ji ne aapke bhai raj par jo aarop lagaya kya vo sahi hai…?

Rekha (chilla kar)—use mera bhai mat kaho…vo mere chote bhai raj ka qatil hai..isne do baar meri izzat lootni chahi.. vo to meri kismat achchi thi jo main kisi tarah bach gayi warna kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahti..kya koi bhai apni bahan ki izzat loot sakta hai…? Lekin isne aisa karne ki koshish ki….ye raj nahi hai..mera bhai raj nahi hai ye..

Prem—mere sathi vakil ko kuch puchna ho to puch sakte hain..

Abhay’s vakil—your owner..ye case sheeshe ki tarah saaf ho chuka hai ki katghare me samne khada ye shakhs raj nahi hai balki uska hum shakal raghu hai..isne hi raj ka khoon kiya hai..

Malti (chillate huye)—ye jhuth haiii….yahi raj hai…ye sab iss kamine abhay ki sazish hai..

Judge—aap koun hain…?

Malti (nam ankhe)—main raj ki maa hu..

Judge—aap ko jo bhi kahna hai, witness box me aa kar kahiye…

Uske baad maa katghare me aa gayi..abhay ke vakil ne unse geeta ki kasam dilane ke uprant sawal jawab shuru kar diye..

Abhay’s vakil—tum ye yakeen ke sath kaise sakti ho ki katghare me khada ye shakhs tumhara beta raj hi hai…?

Malti—main uski maa hu..maine bachpan se use pala hai…judge sahab, apne bete ko uski maa se jyada aur koun pahchan sakta hai..

Abhay’s vakil—ye teen photo dekho…aur batao ki isme se tumhara beta raj koun sa hai…?

Abhay ke vakil ne maa ko meri teen photo dikhayi..maa teeno ko dhyan se dekhne lagi…lekin vo ye nahi samajh pa rahi thi ki unme se kise chune..?

Abhay’s vakil—kya hua, nahi pahchan pa rahi apne bete ko…? Abhi to bahut bol rahi thi..ab kya hua..batao..? judge sahab tumhare jawab ka intazar kar rahe hain…

Malti—ye teeno to mere bete raj ki hi photo hain..

Abhay’s vakil—ji nahi, ye teeno tasveer teen alag alag admiyo ki hain..ye bas ek sanyog hi hai ki teeno hum shakal hain, ab batao ki inme se tumhara beta koun sa hai…?

Maa ab bahut badi duvidha me phans chuki thi..teeno hi tasveer ek jaisi thi, jinhe dekh kar kisi ek ki unme se pahchan kar pana behad kathin tha…

Malti (dhadakte dil ke sath)—ye..ye hai..

Abhay’s vakil—pakka..?

Malti (ghabrate huye)—ha..haan..

Abhay’s vakil—lekin ye to raghu ki photo hai..jise tum raj kah rahi ho…

Malti—nahi..yahi raj hai..

Abhay’s vakil —ye raj nahi raghu hai.

Malti—nahii..yahi mera beta raj hai...agar vishwash nahi hai to mere raj ki peeth me kamar ke upar 5 til hain..achche se dekh lo...tab to manoge ki yahi raj hai..

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—tumm jhuth bol rahi ho...ye raj nahi balki raghu haii..

Prem (jor se)—objection me lord..mere sathi vakil apni hadh paar kar rahe hain..

Judge—objection over ruled...

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—me lord, dar asal ye aurat ek number ki jhuthi aur makkar hai..

Itni der se main chupchap uski bakwas sune ja raha tha..lekin jab usko iss tarah jor jor se maa se baat karte dekha to mere dimag ka temperature high ho gaya…haqiqat me maa ne bilkul sahi tasveer chuni thi jisse vo vakil baukhla gaya tha.

Raj (ungli dikhate huye gusse me)—yeee madarchodd vakilll…teri maa ko chodu…meri maa se tamiz se baat karna.. samajh gaya..

Abhay’s vakil (jor se)—dekha your owner..iski badtamizi..? tumhe pata bhi hai ki tum kaha khade ho aur iske samne kya bol rahe ho…? Vaise main bhi to sunu ki tum kya kar loge mera…? Maroge…?

Raj (gusse me)—“Agar Ye Saand Apni Aukat Pe Aa Gaya Na, To Tera Ye Kala Coat Bhi Tujhe Nahi Bacha Payega…Tu To Meri Jhaant Bhi Nahi Ukhad Sakta, Lekin Bina Kanyadan Kiye Hi Tu Nana Jarur Ban Jayega.”

Abhay’s vakil—dekh liya aapne your owner..ye admi bhari adalat me mujhe kya dhamki de raha hai…?

Judge—CD dekhne ke baad ye baat poori tarah se sabit ho jati hai ki raj mar chuka hai aur ye shakhs uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha raha hai…sath hi mr. abhay aur rekha ke bayano se ye bhi saaf ho jata hai ki isne hi raj ka khoon kiya hai, aur raj ban kar ek bhai bahan ke pavitra rishte ko kalankit karne ki koshish ki..iska koi bhi apradh mafi ke kabil nahi hai.

Prem—thahariye your owner, faisla sunane se pahle main aapko kuch dikhana chahta hu..

Judge—ab aap kya dikhana chahte hain…?

Prem—me lord, ye raj ka birth certifacte hai..jisme saaf likha hai ki uski peeth par kamar se upar ek line me 5 til hain. Koi faisla sunane se pahle iss baat ki bhi jaanch kar le..

Judge—theek hai..

Prem—raj, apni shart ko upar kar ke ghum jao..

Prem ke kahne par maine apni shirt utar di aur ghum kar khada ho gaya…sab meri par 5 til dekh kar chounk gaye

Prem—your owner..ab to sabit ho gaya ki yahi asli raj hai aur property ka asli malik bhi..jis par ki mr. abhay kundli maar kar baithe huye hain…vastav me raj ki mout se sabse jyada fayda to inka hi hona tha. To jahir si baat hai ki uss marne wale shakhs ke qatl me inka hath hone ki poori gunjaish hai..

Judge—birth certificate se ye baat sabit hoti hai ki yahi asli raj hai…kintu isse ye sabit nahi hota ki ye qatil nahi hai..aur court ke adesh ki avhelna karne aur dhokha dhadi, maarpeet, gunda gardi aur apni bahan rekha ke sath jabardasti karne ke jurm me adalat raj ko naukri se suspend karne ka adesh sunate huye police ko raj par lage aaropo ki jaanch karne ka hukum deti hai.

Raj—ek minute judge sahab…ek bar ye letter dekh lijiye…

Judge—kya hai isme…?

Raj—khud hi dekh lijiye..

Maine supreme court aur central govt. ka order letter prem ko de diya aur prem ne judge ko..letter padhte hi judge ke maathe par pasina chhalakne laga.

Judge—adalat mr. raj ko sabhi aaropo se bari karti hai..vo apna kaam pahle ki hi tarah jari rakh sakte hain..aur police ko adesh deti hai ki vo marne wale uss shakhs ka pata laga kar adalat me charge sheet dakhil kare.

Judge ke iss tarah apne faisle ko turant badalne se abhay group bhouchakka rah gaya..unhe samajh me hi nahi aaya ki aisa kiya likha tha uss letter me ki jise padhte hi judge bhi ghabra kar apna faisla badalne par vivash ho gaya..

Faisla hote hi chodu gang mere gale aa kar lag gayi….main baki logo se milne ke unki taraf badha hi tha ki tabhi abhay mere paas aa gaya.

Abhay—excuse me raj, mujhe tumse akele me kuch baat karni hai..

Raj (thoda door ja kar)—kaho..

Abhay—haweli chalo..vahi baat karenge itminan se..

Raj—mere paas time nahi hai teri haweli ya tujhse baat karne ke liye..

Abhay—tumne kuch vada kiya tha raj ki wasiyat ke baare me bataoge..

Raj—maine apni shart bhi to batayi thi..

Abhay—mujhe tumhari shart manzur hai…haweli chalo..aaj raat tum rekha ke sath jo karna chaho kar lena..bas mujhe wasiyat ke baare me bata do..

Raj—tumne mere aur meri sheetal didi ke baare me ulta sidha bol kar sharte badha li hain..

Abhay—kya matlab..?

Raj—matlab ye ki ab mujhe rekha didi ke sath sath tanu didi aur kalyani chachi ki bur bhi chahiye aur haan, plus tumhari hone wali bahu aditi ko bhi chodna hai mujhe…bolo manzur hai….?

Abhay (gusse me)—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho..? main teri jaan le lunga sale..

Raj—to wasiyat bhi bhul jao..haweli ja kar mutth maar bhosdike..shart manzur hai to baat kar nahi chal bhag yaha se..

Abhay—theek hai mujhe manzur hai...tum apni kalyani chachi aur apni dono badi bahno ke sath jo mann kare kar lena.. ab mujhe bata do wasiyat ke baare me..

Raj—abhi to maine choda hi nahi hai..pahle rekha didi ki bur uske baad wasiyat ki baat..

Abhay—sach me, tere jaisa kamina insaan aaj tak dharti me paida nahi hua hoga..

Raj—aur kabhi hoga bhi nahi..kyon ki maha purusho ka janam bar bar nahi hota hai..main unme se hi hu..

Abhay—ok, haweli chal, main vada karta hu ki rekha aaj ki raat tere sath soyegi..baki tanu aur apni chachi ko kal kar lena.. aditi ki bhi kuch bhi kar ke tujhe dilwa dunga..ab khush..

Raj—apni beti rekha aur biwi kalyani ko le kar tu khud ayega mere paas aur mujhse unhe chodne ko kahega vo bhi unke samne..aur dono ko mere lund se chudte huye dekhega..

Abhay—wasiyat ke liye main kuch bhi karunga..mujhe teri ye shart bhi manzur hai..

Raj—theek hai..tu chal..main sabse mil kar aata hu..aaj teri beti aur teri biwi ke sath sath teri bahu ki bur ko bum bhosda aur gaand ka gubbara banane..ab ja..muh kala kar yaha se..main pahuch jaunga haweli..

Abhay—theek hai lekin haweli aana bhulna mat..(mann me)..bhosdike..ek bar tu haweli to aa ja, phir kaise bhi kar ke tujhse wasiyat ka raaz ugalwa kar tujhe black star ke hawale kar dunga…tu mere ghar me kisi ko hath tak nahi laga payega lekin main sadhana ki bur jarur phadunga…

Abhay ke vaha se jate hi main maa , thakurain , jyoti aur rashmi didi se bhi mila..vo bhi gale lag kar mili…magar main unhe yaha dekh kar hairan bhi tha.

Raj—achcha, ek baat batao maa ki aap sab yaha kaise pahuch gaye…? Jabki case ke baare me to kisi ko pata hi nahi tha..?

Pratap--Sab bhagwan ki maya hai beta..

Rashmi—court se letter aaya tha tumhare naam jisme sab likha tha..

Malti—bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tum sahi salamat ho..hamari to ro ro kar jaan hi nikal gayi thi..dil me bahut kharab kharab khyal aa rahe the..

Raj—faltu chinta karti ho maa..dekho main bilkul theek hu..

Rashmi—kam se kam phone to kar ke bata sakte the..?

Jyoti—aur nahi to kya…? Ek bar bhi nahi bataya..

Malti—vo to ganimat thi ki thakurain ji ne bataya ki tum jinda ho..

Rashmi—sadhana aur sheetal ka kuch pata chala….?

Raj—hmm..jaldi vo bhi aa jayengi..

Thakurain—ghar chal ke baat karna…

Raj—tum sab chalo..main kal aunga..aaj mujhe abhi dgp sir ki meeting me jana hai..

Malti—nahi, hum bhi tere sath hi jayenge..aaj hotel me ruk jate hain..

Pratap—hotel me kyo…? Yahi rajasthan me hi to sadhana ki mousi ganga ka ghar hai na..vahi chal ke rukte hain..vo sabse badhiya jagah hai..

Malti—hmm..theek hai..raj, tum hame ganga ke ghar tak pahucha do..phir chale jana meeting me..

Raj—nahi maa, vaha koi nahi jayega…aap sab sidha ghar jaoge..main kal ghar me hi milunga..

Rashmi—lekin kyo nahi ja sakte ganga mousi ke ghar…? Vaha kam se kam sadhana aur sheetal ke baare me bhi kuch pata chal sakta hai…?

Raj—nahi matlab nahi..sidha ghar..main nahi chahta ki jo ghatna radha ke sath huyi hai vo phir se ho kisi ke sath..isliye sidhe ghar..

Pratap—tum faltu darr rahe ho beta..radha ko kuch nahi hoga..main to yahi kahunga ki aaj ki raat ganga ke yaha ruk liya jaye..

Raj—nahi chacha..phir kabhi..(mann me)..ganga mousi ka bunglow manhoos hai madarchod..pahle hi vaha se bahut ghatnaye ho chuki hain..kitne hi log vaha se gayab ho chuke hain..yaha tak ki meri sheetal didi aur sadhanabhi vahi se gayab huyi hain..main aur koi risk nahi le sakta..

Thakurain—raj theek kahta hai..

Rashmi—lekin…?

Raj (kaan me)—ghar jao didi..aur haan, kal aate hi mujhe aapki bur aur gaand dono chahiye vo bhi bina maange..

Rashmi (dhire se)—abhi kisi hotel me le ja kar le le..main dene se kab mana kar rahi hu..

Pratap (mann me)—beti chod ne sab plan gadbad kar diya..koi baat nahi, back-up plan bhi hai mere paas...aise nahi to vaise sahi..

Maine samjha kar sab ko ghar ke liye rawana kar diya..sath me chodu gang ko bhi unke piche jane ko kaha jabki prem, firefox, Iron man aur sorbobhuk ko yahi rajasthan me rok liya....main unse abhi baat kar hi raha tha ki..tab tak vaha se nikalte huye judge sahab bhi mujh par nazar padte hi ruk gaye aur meri taraf aa gaye..

Judge—SP sahab..

Raj—ji sir, makhiye..

Judge—kya hum do minute baat kar sakte hain..?

Raj—bilkul..kahiye sir..

Judge—lekin…

Raj—ye sab mere dost hain, aap behichak baat kar sakte hain..

Judge—vo maine apne bete ki jamant ke paper bhijwaye the lekin use kaha rakha gaya hai ye koi nahi janta..siwaye aapke.. aap pls kuch bhi kar ke use riha kar dijiye…

Raj—aapke bete ne meri choti bahan ke sath jo harkat ki hai, uske baad bhi aap judge ho kar aisa kah rahe hain..?

Judge—vo mera eklouta beta hai..pls samajhne ki koshish kijiye..uski maa ne mera jeena haram kar rakha hai..meri do do jawan betiya hain, agar logo ko pata chala ki mera beta jail me hai to meri betiyo ki shadi me dikkat ayegi..

Raj—vaise koun koun hai aapke ghar me…?

Judge—ek bete ke alawa do shadi layak jawan betiya aur hum miya biwi..

Raj (mann me)—do jawan betiya..matlab ki dono khoob chodne layak maal hain..upar se iski biwi ki bur se bhi teen hi bachche nikle hain, iska matlab ki uski bur bhi abhi chodne layak hogi….teen bur ke sath teen gaand ke badle me ek rihayi..sauda koi bura nahi hai..

Judge—aap nahi jante ki court me faisla sunane wala ye judge ghar me apni betiyo aur biwi ke kitne taane sahta hai..usko le kar..pls try to understand..

Raj—hmmm..main samajh sakta hu sir…theek hai..yaha beech road me baat karna theek nahi..aisa karte hain ki aapke ghar aa kar baat karte hain..sath me doodhwali chaay bhi pi lenge..

Judge—jarur aaiye..ye mera card hai..isme address aur phone number likha hai..main aapka wait karunga..

Raj—main to nahi aa paunga sir, lekin ye charo jarur ayenge aapke ghar doodh wali chaay pine..aap tension mat lo..ye sab sambhal lenge….aapka beta jarur riha ho jayega agar inhe doodh wali, chaay pine me pasand aa gayi to..

Judge—thanking you..jarur pasand ayegi..mere ghar me 5 litre doodh daily aata hai..main intazar karunga..

Raj—vaise aap ghar me kis samay milenge…?

Judge—ji, bas shaam ke 5 pm tak ghar me hi rahunga..vo kya hai ki shaam ko mujhe kuch urgent kaam se mumbai jana hai..aap 5 pm ke pahle kabhi bhi aaiye..

Raj—ji sir, ye jarur ayenge..aap tension mat lo..aapka beta riha ho jayega..

Judge—thank you

Uske baad judge khushi khushi sabse hath mila kar vaha se chalta bana..

Sorbobhuk—lekin hame vaha jane ka kyo bola tumne bhai…?

Raj—ab bhi nahi samjhe…?

Sorbobhuk—nahi..

Iron man—arrey yaar…hame vaha bhejne ka matlab hai ki judge ki jo do jawan ladkiya aur uski biwi hai, unki bur aur gaand ka maza lena..unko chodne ke badle me judge ke ladke ki rihayi..simple..

Sorbobhuk—kyaaaaa…ye matlab tha…?

Raj—hmmm…sala madarchodd mujhe fansana chahta tha…ab ulta khud hi phans gaya…aaj ja kar uski dono beti beti aur biwi ki aage, piche, upar, niche..sab jagah chodu gang ki mohar laga do…

Sorbobhuk (khush)—kyaaa..teen teen bur chodne ko milegi aaj…? Bahut maza ayega..

Prem—vo sab to theek hai..lekin yaar, kya tum sach me uske ladke ko riha kar doge..ye jante huye bhi ki usne radha ke sath kya harkat karne ki koshish ki thi…?

Raj (mushkurate huye)—ab vada kiya hai riha karne ka to vada to poora karna hi padega…vo riha hoga jarur lekin iss duniya se, kyon ki.. .. “Main Mujrimo Ko Arrest Warrant Nahi Balki Direct Death Warrant Issue Karta Hu.. Saand Ki Nazar Mein Jo Bhi Mujrim Aa Gaya, Samajh Lo Ki Uski Life Mein Full Stop Lag Gaya.”

Charo—hahahahaha

Raj—achcha theek hai, main chalta hu…kal milunga prem bhai ke office me..

Unse kal milne ka vada kar ke main abhay ki haweli ki taraf chal pada…akela hote hi mera dhyan phir se sheetal didi aur sadhana par kendrit ho gaya..unke upar dhyan jate hi mera hasta hua chehra ekdam se murjha gaya..aur phir mujhe uss kagaz ke phate huye shabd ki yaad aayi to main uske baare me sochne laga..

Raj—mujhe apni didi ko bachana hi hoga aur uske liye wasiyat ko hasil karna padega..lekin wasiyat ke raste me ye nayi phati shabd ki paheli aa gayi hai..kya shabd hona chahiye tha ya ho sakta hai…?

Main uss shabd ke baare me sochte huye ek kagaz par sambhavit akshar likhne laga..

Raj (sochte huye)--“CH***IYA”= Chuchiya, Chutiya, Chuniya, Chandiya, Chuhiya, Chhaliya, Chudiya, Chhamiya,

Sochte huye achanak hi maine jor se brake lagate huye gadi rok di..

Raj (shocked)—Chhamiya....correct..yahi hoga..vo poora shabd..kyon ki baki kisi bhi shabd ka mujhse koi sambandh nahi hai, sirf chhamiya ko chhod kar...Chhamiya hi hona chahiye iss paheli ka answer...iska matlab ki chhamiya uss wasiyat ke baare me kuch na kuch jarur janti hai..mujhe chhamiya se milna hoga..