Incest SAAND

[Raja thakur]

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[SANJU ( V. R. )]

SAAND
UPDATE- 284
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Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

Ab aage……

Maine uss kagaz ko palta kar dekha to usme piche taraf ek ghar ka sketch bana hua tha aur uske niche likha hua tha… ”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”

Raj (mann me)—madarchodd, ye chuchumukh chuchumukh phir se aa gaya..iski maa ko chodu, ye kya musibat hai..? ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupane ke liye itna bada taam jhaam….Sali wasiyat na ho huyi, gupt khazana ho gaya. ..pahle hi paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, ab ye 9 sirdard paheli aur gale pad gayi, upar se ye sketch pata nahi kiske ghar ka hai…? Main to inn paheliyo me ulajh kar hi pagal ho jaunga…abhi ek kaam karta hu, gaon me ja kar kisi ki bur me lund pelta hu, paheli gayi apni maa chudane..

Chhamiya—kya likha hai isme…?

Raj (mood kharab)—teri maa ka bhosda likha hai..

Chhamiya—mujh anaath ko maa ki gaali kyo dete ho ... ?

Raj—kuch nahi, chal chhod..aur khana laga..nahi to phir ek baar aur apni ye gaand de de..

Chhamiya (ghabra kar)—nahi, nahi...main abhi khana lagati hu, tab tak aap taiyar ho jao..

Chhamiya vaha se apni gaand matkate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main apne room matlab ki kumkum ke room me aa kar taiyar hone laga...kapde to mere teeno hi jagah the (apna ghar, raghu ka ghar aur jyoti ka ghar)..ready hone ke baad main khana khane baith gaya...

Raj—tumne kha liya... ?

Chhamiya—pahle aap kha lo, phir dono mem sahab ko khilane ke baad main bhi kha lungi..

Raj—chal idhar aa mere paas..

Chhamiya—kyo, khana achcha nahi bana hai... ?

Raj (hath pakad)—pahle yaha baith to..chal muh khol..

Chhamiya—ye kya kar rahe ho raj…? Mem sahab ne dekh liya to meri chhutti ho jayegi..

Raj—teri mem sahab ki maa ka bhosda..chal muh khol jaldi se..

Chhamiya—main baad me kha lungi na..aap khao to pahle..

Raj—muh kholti hai ya nahi…?

Maine chhamiya ka hath pakad kar jabardasti apne paas bitha liya aur usko khana khilane laga...khana khate huye uski ankho me pani aa gaya jise dekh kar mujhe thoda hairani huyi.

Raj (hairan)—kya hua, tumhari ankho me aanshu... ? khane me mirchi jyada hai ya phir mere hath se khana achcha nahi laga…?

Chhamiya—nahi raj, aisi baat nahi hai..

Raj—to phir.. ?

Chhamiya (bheegi palke)—jab se hosh sambhala tab se pyar kya hota hai, kabhi jana hi nahi, anaath hu na...jab kisi aurat ko apne bachcho ko khana khilate aur admi ko unhe gond me utha kar ghumate dekhti to yahi sochti ki agar mere maa baap hote to mujhe bhi vo aise hi pyar karte lekin meri aisi kismat kaha thi...jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhte hi har kisi ki ankho me sirf hawash hi dekhi hai..jise dekho vahi mujhe nochne ki koshish karta, aaj aapne apne hath se khilaya to pahli baar ehsaas hua ki pyar kya hota hai... ? bas isliye apni ankho ko bahne se sambhal nahi payi..

Chhamiya ki dard bhari baato ne mujhe bhi bhavuk kar diya..aaj maine pahli baar jana ki vo apne andar kitna dard samete huye hai..maine usko apne seene se laga liya, aisa karte hi uski sisakne ki raftar aur tez ho gayi.

Raj—aaj ke baad phir kabhi khud ko anaath mat kahna..samjhi..main hu na..anaath usko kahte hain jiska koi bhi na ho, mere hote huye tu anaath kabhi nahi ho sakti.

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—mujh garib ko itna pyar mat do raj..warna main khud ko kabhi sambhal nahi paungi.

Raj—main koun hu phir tumhara... ? main bhi to tumhare sath vahi karta hu jo baki log karne ki koshish karte the.. tumhe nochta hu..

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—aisa mat kaho raj...maine to apna sab kuch tumhe hi mana hai..tumse pahle jitne bhi log mile vo sab meri izzat lootne ki hi koshish karte rahte the lekin tum pahle admi the jisne meri izzat bachayi...mard bhale hi ek se jyada aurto se pyar kar lete hain lekin tum nahi jante raj, aurat jab ek baar kisi ko apne dil me basa leti hai to phir use apni akhiri saans tak nahi bhulti...vo har dukh jhel legi kintu apne jeevan me vo kisi dusre admi ko kabhi nahi aane deti. Aap mere sath jo bhi karte ho usme sirf pyar hota hai, hawash nahi..

Raj—agar mujhe jab tumne apna sab kuch maan liya hai to tum anaath kaise huyi... ? ab kabhi aisa mat kahna..tum mere hone wale bachche ki maa ho..

Maine use tab tak apne seene se lagaye rakha jab tak ki uska rona band nahi ho gaya...uske baad maine apne hotho me roti rakh kar use khilata, aisa karne se hum dono ke hoth ekdam jud jate to main unhe chum leta..issi tarah khane me karib ghanta bhar lag gaya..ab chhamiya ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi.

Chhamiya (kaan me)—aapko ek baar phir se meri leni thi na, ,,,le lo..jitna mann kare le lo apni chhamiya ki..

Raj—kya le lu... ?

Chhamiya (kaan me)—gaandddd..

Raj—ab bachcha hone ke baad..uuummmm…uske baad to main tumhe hamesha apne paas hi rakhunga, sone nahi dunga, aur hamesha nangi hi rakhunga, kapde pahanne ko taras jaogi..

Chhamiya—mujhe intazar rahega uss din ka..

Raj—achcha suno, uss kagaz ke baare me kisi ko bataya to nahi tha na tumne jo mujhe abhi diya tha…?

Chhamiya—govinda ko bataya tha lekin dikhaya nahi tha…

Raj—ab mat batana kisi ko..

Chhamiya—chahe jaan chali jaye lekin kisi ko nahi bataungi..tumhari kasam.

Raj—uuummmm

Kuch der chhamiya ko pyar karne ke baad main kumkum ke paas aa gaya jaha saas bahu dono araam kar rahi thi..maine unse doctor mona se milne jane ka kah kar ghar se nikal gaya apne gaon ki taraf...abhi main market se gujar hi raha tha ki meri nazar school se bahar nikalti huyi radha aur pinky par chali gayi to main unke samne le ja kar gadi ko rok diya.

Pahle to vah iss tarah apne paas kisi gadi ke rukne se darr gayi lekin jab radha ki nigah mujh par padi to vah jor se ‘bhaiyaaa’ chillate huye daud padi aur mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.

Radha (rote huye)—bhaiya, aap mujhe chhod kar kaha chale gaye the…? Aap ke jane ke baad main kitna royi, aap nahi jante bhaiya..

Raj (sir sahlate huye)—main aa gaya na gudiya..dekh aise rote nahi..tu to meri pyari si bahadur gudiya hai na…

Radha (rote huye)—aap nahi jante bhaiya ki aap ke jane ke baad mere sath kya hua….?

Raj—main sab janta hu meri gudiya..sab janta hu…

Radha (rote huye)—phir aap aaye kyo nahi itne din tak…? Aap bhi gayab ho gaye..sadhana bhabhi bhi gayab ho gayi aur bhaiya, sheetal didi ki tabiyat bahut kharab thi, unko khoon ki ulti bahut hoti hai bhaiya, sheetal didi apna ilaz karane ke bahane aapko dhoondne gayi to vo bhi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi…? Ghar me sab log bahut rote hain bhaiya..

Raj—chinta mat kar…ab main aa gaya hu..sab theek ho jayega meri bahan.. aao ab ghar chalte hain, aao pinky tum bhi baith jao..

Maine kisi tarah se radha ko shant karwa kar gadi me baithaya..vo agli seat par mere paas hi chipak kar baith gayi.. uska rona to band ho gaya tha lekin sisak ab bhi rahi thi..pinky ko bhi bithane ke baad main gadi start kar ke ghar chal diya.

Raj—ab kyo itne mote mote anshu baha rahi hai pagal, main aa to gaya hu na…?

Pinky—bhaiya, abhi vo choti bachchi hai..royegi nahi to kya karegi bechari..hihihihi….?

Radha (sisakte huye)—main tera muh tod ke rakh dungi..jo mujhe bachchi kaha to..main koi bachchi vachchi nahi hu samjhi..

Pinky—bachchi nahi to kya hai…? Iss tarah to chote bachche hi rote hain..mujhe dekh, main to nahi roti, kyon ki main badi ho gayi hu..hai na bhaiya…?

Radha (tunak kar)—main koi bachchi nahi hu..main bhi badi ho gayi hu, samajh gayi..

Pinky hath ko apne doodh par rakh kar radha ko ishara kar rahi thi, aur sath me usne apni shart ke upar ke teen button bhi khol diye the isse radha aur bhi uske upar chidh gayi aur vo apna sisakna bhul kar pinky ko gusse se dekhne lagi.

Radha (mann me)—kamini, mere bhaiya ko apne bade bade doodh dikha kar phansana chahti hai..pata nahi kis kis se dabwa dabwa kar chhinal ne apne itne bade doodh karwa li…? Bhaiya ko apne doodh dikhane ke liye aise mari ja rahi hai jaise ki mere paas doodh hi na ho..? kamini se chote hain mere doodh to kya hua…? Main bhaiya ko dekhne hi nahi dungi teri taraf..

Pinky (mushkurate huye)—tu kaha se badi ho gayi hai…? Tu to abhi choti gudiya hai..yakin nahi to bhaiya se hi puch le ..kyon bhaiya, aap hi hum dono ko dekh kar batao ki koun badi ho gayi hai…?

Radha (chidhte huye)—bhaiya tujhe kyo dekhenge…? Bhaiya, aap mujhe dekh kar batao ki main badi ho gayi hu na…?

Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, meri gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..

Radha (khush ho kar)—yahooo..! dekh liya tune, bhaiya ne bol diya na ki main badi ho gayi hu..

Pinky—vo to bhaiya ne tujhe khush karne ke liye aise hi bol diya hoga…bhaiya, aap ek baar meri taraf dekh kar phir batao ki koun jyada badi hai aur koun choti…?

Raj—theek hai..

Main pinky ki taraf dekhne ke liye jaise hi gardan piche ki vaise hi vaise hi jaldi se radha ne dono hatho se meri ankhe band kar di jisse ki main pinky ko na dekh saku..

Raj—arrey hath hata na gudiya..

Radha—bhaiya, uski taraf mat dekho..koi jarurat nahi hai uski taraf dekhne ki..

Pinky—tune sabit kar diya ki tu choti hai abhi..kyon ki tujhe darr tha ki bhaiya ko sachchayi pata chal jati isliye tu dekhne nahi de rahi..

Radha (gusse se)—haan nahi dekhne dena to meri marzi..mere bhaiya hain..samjhi..(dhire se)..kamini kahi ki, mere bhaiya ke piche hath dho kar padi hai...apne bhai ko ja ke dikha apne ye doodh, mere bhaiya ko mat dikha..

Radha ne pinky ki taraf dekhte huye behad gusse me kaha to bahut dhire se tha lekin vo mujhse chipki huyi thi to mujhe bhi kuch kuch sunayi de hi gaya..tab ja kar sara mamla to nahi phir bhi thoda bahut to samajh me aa hi gaya mere bhi.

Pinky—bhaiya, bas aap ek baar bhar mujhe dekh lo phir aapko khud hi pata chal jayega ki hum dono me badi kis ki hain mera matlab hai ki badi koun hai..

Radha (gusse se, badbadate huye mann me)—Sali kutiya, laaz sharam sab bech khayi hai..mere bhaiya se saaf saaf apne doodh dekhne ko bol rahi hai...mujhe bhaiya ko iss kalmuhi se door rakhna hoga..nahi to ye sahi me kahi mere bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha ke phansa na le... ?

Raj—achcha gudiya, maine scooty to kharidi thi na tere liye, phir tu scooty se school kyo nahi aati... ?

Radha (muh banate huye)—mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?

Tabhi radha ka phone bajne laga...usne dekha to chehre par thodi tension ki lakire ubhar aayi..use achanak aise tension me dekh main bhi chintit hone laga.

Raj—kis ka phone hai... ?

Radha—thakurain ji ka..

Raj (hairan)—thakurain ka.. !

Radha—haan bhaiya, vo thakurain ji khud daily mujhe school chhodne aati hain apni car se aur lene bhi vahi aati hain.. jab se mere sath vo ghatna huyi hai tab se..

Raj—tab to aaj vo tera school ke bahar intazar kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi... ? ruk main phone kar ke bol deta hu..

Uske baad maine phone kar ke thakurain ko bataya ki radha mere sath hai..main aaya hu ye sun kar thakurain bahut khush huyi aur jaldi hi mujhse milne ghar aane ko kaha.

Raj—tension mat le main tumhe scooty sikha dunga..

Pinky—bhaiya mujhe bhi..

Raj—haan tumhe bhi sikha dunga..

Radha—isko sikhane ki koi jarurat nahi hai bhaiya..ye aapko ulta kuch ka kuch sikha padha degi..

Raj—aisa nahi bolte gudiya..vo tumhari sabse best saheli hai na.. ?

Radha (muh bichka kar)—aur sabse kamini bhi..

Aise hi baat karte karte hum gaon pahuch gaye..gadi se utarte huye maine pinky ki taraf ek nazar gaur se dekha to uski phooli huyi choochi aur ubhri huyi mast gaand dekh kar lund tantana gaya....ghar aate hi radha maare khushi ke jaldi se sabko mere aane ki suchna dene ke liye ghar ke bhitar bhag gayi aur pinky ko mujhse baat karne ka mouka mil gaya.

Pinky—bhaiya, mujhe bhi scooty sikhaoge na... ?

Raj (doodh ghurte huye)—haan, jarur sikhaunga...vaise tumhare aur radha ke beech kya unban hoti rahti hai... ?

Pinky—vo thodi pagal hai bhaiya..bahut bachpana hai usme..isliye usko chidhane me maza aata hai bas..aur kuch nahi hai.. (mann me)..lagta hai ki raj bhaiya mere doodh dekh rahe hain...kaash maine ek do button shirt ki aur khol di hoti to bhaiya ko mere poore doodh nange dikh jate aur shayad mera kaam aaj hi ban jata..

Raj—achcha pinky, tumne mujhe ek memory card diya tha na, kya tha usme... ?

Pinky (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..aapne dekha tha kya bhaiya…?

Raj—abhi nahi dekha, aaj dekhunga..vaise tha kya usme..?

Pinky (sir jhuka kar)—aap dekhoge to khud hi samajh jaoge bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai,

Pinky—bhaiya, aapka phone number kya hai…? Vo maine radha se kayi baar maanga tha lekin vo batati hi nahi..ek baar maine uske phone se chori se le bhi liya tha to usne dekhte hi gussa ho gayi aur mere mobile se turant hi aapka number delete kar diya aur phir 15 din tak mujhse baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki ab vo apna mobile mujhe chhune bhi nahi deti hai.

Raj—hahaha..sahi kaha usme bachpana hai abhi lekin meri bahut ladli hai vo…khair, tum apna number batao, main missed call kar deta hu tumhare mobile par..

Pinky--***********

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

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Lagta hai Raj Aur Pinki me Hot Conversation Through Mobile hone wala hai.

Paheli.... Sirf Anand bhai hi bata sakte hai.

As always awesome update Anand bhai through Prem Pujari ji.

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Nice update

 

[darkoxx]

Nice update

 

[kabir singh]

Superb update bhai

 

[Ameer Khan Khan]

SAAND
UPDATE- 264​

Uske kapde pahanne ke baad usne apne chehre par laga mask nikal kar phenka aur uss jhadi me hath daal kar dusra mask nikal ke pahan liya…iske baad usne apni plastik ki taang pahni, uske upar uss admi ke jutr moje pahanne ke baad road par aa gaya.

Langda—hihihihihihi…sab ke sab chutiya hain…hihihihihi

Phir vo uss admi ki gadi me baith kar drive karte huye kahi chala gaya..

Ab aage…….

Chodu gang amilpur ke liye chale ja rahe the..har dus minute me siraj sabhi ladkiyo ke mobiles ki location control room se pata karta ja raha tha….

Siraj—abhi tak to shraddha bhabhi aur richa bhabhi ko chhod kar baki sab ki location ek hi jagah ki mil rahi hai.

Amtul—hame jaldi se jaldi amilpur pahuchna hoga..aur vaha se kuch police walo ko sath le kar apni apni team bana ke nikalna padega..

Sorbobhuk—isme to bahut time lag jayega…kyo na hum yahi se ekatthe ho kar uss location ki taraf chale aur unke alag hone se pahle hi daboch le…?

MNSHKMR—idea to achcha hai..lekin vaha admi jyada honge aur hum sirf 5 log hi hain kyon ki Iron bhai to shraddha bhabhi ko bachane jayenge…upar se hamare paas paryapt hathiyar bhi nahi hain..hum unka muqabla kaise karenge..?

Firefox—mere khyal se hame yaha paas ke local thanedar se sampark kar ke kuch police walo ko sath le lena chahiye isse amilpur tak jane me jo samay extra barbad hoga, uski bachat ho jayegi…aur sath me damini madam ko phone kar ke kuch police force vaha se bhejne ko bol dete hain..

Amtul—ye theek rahega…main abhi bol deta hu damini madam ko….vaise bhi hamare paas time bahut kam hai..

Siraj—theek hai to phir chalo..yaha ke police station chal ke thanedar se baat karte hain..

Sabhi vaha ke local police thane me ja kar vaha ke thanedar se baat karne lage..usne bina commissioner ya sp ke permission ke help se mana kar diya to amtul ne damini se baat ki…baad me damini ke kahne par vo thanedar razi ho gaya..sath me damini ne commissioner se bhi uski baat karwa di…iron man sidhe amilpur ke liye nikal gaya.

Vaha se kuch 20 police constable sath le kar chodu gang apne gantavya ki oar rawana ho gaye….lekin kuch aage jane ke baad unn ladkiyo ke mobiles ko chhod kar unke sath me jin admiyo ke active number the, unki location milni band ho gayi.

Siraj—ab kya kare…? Ladkiyo ki location to mil rahi hai lekin unke paas jitne bhi other number active the, unki location nahi mil rahi hai

Amtul—karna kya hai…ladkiyo ki location to mil rahi hai na..bas aage chalte raho..vaise bhi do ghante hi bache hain hamare paas unko bachane ke liye…

Sabhi chalte huye lagbhag ek ghante me uss location wali jagah par pahuch gaye..jo ki jungle se laga hua ek pahadi ilaka tha…abadi se bahut door…vaha forest officer ka ek purana bunglow bana hua tha…uski halat dekh kar hi lag raha tha jaise ki ab vaha koi nahi rahta ho..

Sorbobhuk—yaha to aage jungle hai…

Siraj—lekin location yahi ki mil rahi hai…yahi kahi par unko hona chahiye…sab apne hathiyar le kar alert ho jao..

Firefox—vo dekho forest officer ka bunglow hai vaha par…kyo na vaha se pata kiya jaye…?

Amtul—hmmm..aao dekhte hain..kisi ki car bhi khadi hai vaha par

Sabhi uss purane forest officer ke bunglow me ja kar dekhne lage magar vaha koi nazar nahi aaya…tabhi unki nazar vaha rakhe huye kuch mobile phones par gayi to sabhi chounk gaye.

Sorbobhuk—yaha to koi nahi dikh raha phir ye phones kis ke ho sakte hain…? Aur ye bahar gadi kis ki khadi hai…?

Amtul—ajib baat hai…yaha dikhayi to koi nahi de raha hai magar mobile itne saare rakhe huye hain..

Siraj—location to yahi bunglow ki mil rahi hai abhi bhi…

MNSHKMR—kahi aisa to nahi ki ye mobiles unn ke hi ho…?

Amtul—main anamika ko call kar ke dekhta hu..

Siraj—main shashi ko..

Dono ne call kiya unn mobiles par call aane lagi..ye dekh kar vo hairan ho gaye…vo bunglow ke har room me ja ja kar dekhne lage kintu vaha koi nahi mila to sabhi pareshan ho gaye.

Amtul—madarchodd…yaha to sirf mobiles hain..anamika kaha gayi…?

Firefox—anamika aur shashi ke phone yaha milne ka ek hi matlab nikalta hai ki vo log unhe yahi le kar aaye honge uss gadi se jo ki bahar puncture khadi hai….gadi puncture hone ki vajah se vo iss gadi ko yahi chhod kar aage nikal gaye honge dusri gadi me..

Amtul (tension)—lekin vo sab gayi kaha…?

Sabhi pareshan ho kar idhar udhar dekhne lage…dekhte huye vo thoda sa jungle ke andar bhi ghus gaye….tabhi unki nazar jungle se bahar nikalte huye ek lakadhaare par padi jo apne sir par lakdiya liye chala aa raha tha.

Sorbobhuk—chalo uss admi se puchte hain…?

Amtul (chillate huye)—ye bhai..rukna jara...idhar aana..bhosdi ke, suna nahi..idhar aa madarchodd..

Admi (hath jod kar)—ji sahab..main garib admi hu sahab.. maine kuch nahi kiya sahab…mere chote chote saat bachche hain sahab…do do biwi hain sahab..

Uss admi ke iss tarah police walo ko dekh kar ghabrane se sab ko uss par shaq hone laga…unhe yakin ho gaya ki isne kuch na kuch to yaha jarur dekha hai isliye unhone thoda strictly puchne ka faisla kiya.

Firefox—yaha kya kar raha hai…?

Admi—sahab, main lakdi kaat kaat kar unhe shahar me bech kar apne pariwar ko paal raha hu sahab..main bahut garib admi hu sahab..maine kuch nahi kiya..mujhe jane do sahab..

Siraj (gardan pakad ke)—madarchodd…jitna pucha jaye, uska sahi sahi jawab de..samjha..warna sidhe jail me band kar dunga.

Admi (hath jod)—main bahut garib admi hu sahab..mere chote chote saat bachche hain sahab..do do biwi hain sahab..

MNSHKMR—bhosdike gaand me danda ghused dunga agar jyada bakbak ki to…madarchod, ek ko khilane ki aukat nahi hai aur do do biwi rakha hai bhosdi ka..

Admi—isme hamari koi galti nahi hai sahab…hamari pahli biwi kewal ladkiya hi paida kiye ja rahi thi sahab..isliye hame dusri shadi karni padi…vansh chalane wala bhi to koi chahiye na sahab isliye..lekin hamari phuti kismat, dusri wali ne bhi teen ladkiya hi paida ki..iss baar phir se dono pet se hain, bhagwan ne chaha to ab ki bar kisi na kisi ke pet se ladka jarur paida hoga…

Amtul (chidh kar)—chup madarchodd…bhodika..jab tak teri biwiya ladka paida karengi tab tak to tu poora ek gaon basa chuka hoga…. Ab sidhe ya bata ki ye yaha khadi gadi kis ki hai…? Aur yaha jo log the vo kaha gaye…?

Admi—hum nahi jante sahab..main bahut garib admi hu..mere chote chote…

Siraj (beech me hi)—madarchodd…ab agar tune apni kahani sunayi to saale teri gaand me goli maar dunga..batata hai ki nahi sidhi tarah…

Admi—sahab, mujhe kuch nahi malum…main nahi janta ki vo log koun the…

Sorbobhuk—randi ke…tere se jo pucha hai vo bata….agar sach bata dega to hum tujhe chhod denge…aur ek din tere ghar ayenge..hamare paas jadui jadi buti hai..dekhna teri dono biwiyo ke ladka jarur hoga hamare ashirwad se..

Admi—theek hai sahab,…main bata deta hu lekin mujhe jail me mat dalna sahab..main bahut garib admi hu..mere chote chote..

Firefox—chup madarchod…apni ram kahani band kar aur jo pucha hai vo bata..

Admi—sahab, main jab jungle me ek ped par chadh kar lakdi kaat raha tha tab maine yaha bahut se logo ko dekha tha…unke sath me bahut si ladkiya bhi thi jinke hath aur muh unhone baandh rakha tha…kuch der baad vo log sab ladkiyo ko ghasitte huye jungle me andar na jane kaha le gaye..aur kuch log baki gadiya le kar na jane kaha chale gaye.. bas maine itna hi dekha tha sahab…ab mujhe jane do sahab…main bahut garib admi hu..mere chote chote..

Sorbobhuk—bhag madarchod yaha se…

Amtul—chalo jaldi chalo …

Firefox—sab apne sath 4-4 police walo ki team bana kar alag alag search karo..

Sab turant tezi jungle ke bhitar ghus gaye..aur alag alag disha me talashi karne lage…unke jungle ke bhitar jate hi uss admi ke chehre par kutil mushkan ubhar aayi…..usne lakdi ka gatthar vahi phenka aur bari bari se chodu gang ki sabhi gadiyo ke tyres me keel thonk kar unhe puncture kar diya sirf ek gadi ko chhod kar…aur phir apna ek pair upar utha kar vahi par nachne laga.

Admi (nachte huye)—sab ke sab chutiya hain..hihihihihi….mobile ki location se ladkiyo ko dhoondne chale the..black star ko itna bewaqoof samajhte hain ki vo ek hi galti ko bar bar karega... ? hihihihi…jaise pichli bar raj ne location pata kar li thi vaise ye bhi samajh rahe hain…hihihihi…arrey bewaqoofo, yaha sirf mobiles pahuche hain, ladkiya to yaha kabhi aayi hi nahi…hihihihi…black star ko pata tha ki tum log yahi karoge isliye usne pahle hi sab ladkiyo se unke mobile chheen kar unhe yaha rakhwa diya tha…ladkiya to yaha se hazaro km door hain…hahahahaha…ab iss jungle me hi tum log dhoondte huye apna sir phodte raho…tab tak to vo apna sab kuch lutwa kar india se bahar pahuch chuki hongi..vaise bhi ab ek ghanta hi bacha hai..unke kapde utarne aur izzat lutne me..hihihihihi..ab to tumhari gadiya bhi puncture ho gayi hain, kahi ja bhi nahi sakte..hihihihi

Kuch der nachne ke baad usne chodu gang ki jis gadi ko usne puncture nahi kiya tha usme baith gaya…aur ek patle taar ki madad se use start karne me lag gaya.

Jabki udhar jitu uss langde admi ke bataye anusar bina kuch soche samjhe registan me ghus gaya..jaha door door tak ret ke siwaye kuch nazar nahi aa raha tha, insaan to bahut door ki baat hai koi parinda tak nahi dikh raha tha.

Gadi start hote hi usne apne chehre par pahna hua mask nikal kar side me rakha aur uski jagah dusra mask laga liya aur vaha se gadi le kar bhag gaya.

Vahi sabhi gundo ka khatma karne ke baad thakurain apne sath radha ko le kar vaha se nikal gayi…abhi vo kuch hi door pahuchi thi ki tabhi kahi se ek goli aa kar sidhe thakurain ke pet me lag gayi jabki ek goli radha ke kaan ke paas se ho kar gujar gayi…jisse radha cheekh padi…

Radha (cheekh kar)—thakurainnnnn….

Thakurain (dard me)—aaaaa….aaaaaa….radhaa..tummm…mere…piche…chhupppp..jaaooo….main..inhe…dekhti..hu… main..tumhee…kuch..nahi..hone..dungiiii….main apna…vadaaa….har..haallll..me..poora…karungiiii….

Ye teen logo ki unn gundo ki back up team thi jo abhi abhi pahuchi thi..Jaise hi vaha pahuche to ek admi jo ki apni akhiri saanse le raha tha usne marte marte sab bata diya..unhone ye ghatna apne seth dhanraj ko batayi, phir dhanraj ne unse phone par kuch kaha jise sunte hi vo log thakurain ka picha karne lage….

Picha karte huye unki gadi jaise hi thakurain ki gadi ki barabari me aayi…thakurain kuch samajh pati ki utne me hi dusri gadi me baithe gundo ne firing start kar di…pet me goli lagte hi thakurain dard se tadap uthi….usne badi mushkil se gadi ko roka…aur phir apni bandook utha kar ek admi ko uda diya…magar tez dard ki vajah se agle hi pal bandook uske hath se chhut kar gir gayi.

Tab tak thakurain ke admiyo ne morcha sambhal liya tha..kuch hi der me vo teeno gunde dher ho gaye..lekin pet me goli lagne ki vajah se thakurain ka dard asahneey ho gaya tha…dard se tadapte huye hi vah behosh ho gayi.

Radha (chillate huye)—thakurainn jiii…..

Jab thakurain ke admiyo ne usko dard me tadapte dekha to unhone usko le kar paas ke hospital ki taraf chal pade…raste me unhone shanti ko bhi phone kar ke sab bata iya…choonki thakurain vaha ki famous hasti thi isliye doctors bhi turant uske ilaz me jut gaye..use operation theatre le jaya gaya.

Thodi hi der me shanti aur arti bhi vaha pahuch gayi…radha, shanti aur arti ki ankhe nam thi..radha ki kuch jyada hi thi.. iss ek ghatna ne uske dil me thakurain ki purani ghamandi aur nirdayi wali chhavi ko badal kar rakh diya tha…bahar sabhi ashrupoorit ankhe liye doctor ke bahar aane aur thakurain ke sahi salamat hone ki dua karne me lage huye the.

Kahi se ye khabar jyoti ko bhi mil gayi to vah bhi hospital pahuch gayi..jaha radha ne use poori baat bata di…sun kar vo bhi sakte me aa gayi…jyoti ne rashmi ke paas phone kar ke radha ke sahi salamat milne aur thakurain ko usko bachate huye goli lagne ke baare me malti ko bata diya.

Ek ghante baad malti, rashmi, kanchan, roopa aur pratap ke sath hospital pahuch gayi…malti ko dekhte hi radha usse lipat kar rone lagi aur rote huye hi jo kuch hua uske sath, sab batati gayi.

Malti (sisakte huye)—ro mat beti, kuch nahi hoga thakurain ji ko…pahle hi unke bahut ehsaan hain mujh par….unhone aaj mere upar jo upkar kiya hai, use main kayi janam le kar bhi nahi utar sakti..

Roopa (nam ankhe)—aap sahi kahti ho didi…thakurain ji sach me badal gayi hain..ab vo pahle wali thakurain nahi rahi..

Lagbhag paanch ghante chale operation ke baad OT ka gate khula aur doctor bahar nikle…unke nikalte hi teeno ne unko gher liya aur thakurain ke baare me puchne lage.

Shanti—doctor, thakurain kaisi hai ab…?

Arti (nam ankhe)—doctor, vo theek to hain na…?

Doctor—ji, thakurain ji to ab khatre se bahar hain lekin hame behad afsos hai ki hum unke bachche ko nahi bacha sake..

Jyoti (shocked)—whattt..bachcha..!

Doctor—ji madam, thakurain ji pregnant thi..goli thakurain ke pet me lagne ke baad unki bachchedani me ja kar bachche ko bhi lag gayi jisse vo turant hi mar gaya…hamne mara hua bachcha nikal kar unke bachchedani ki safayi to kar di hai magar abhi vo behosh hain…teen chaar ghante me unhe hosh aa jayega..tabhi aap unse mil sakte hain OT se dusre ward me shift karne ke baad.

Thakurain ke pregnant hone ki baat ne shanti aur arti ko chhod kar baki sabhi ko hairan kar diya…shanti ye baat janti thi aur ye bhi ki thakurain kis ke bachche ki maa banne wali hai, usne hi arti ko bhi ye baat batayi thi lekin baki kisi ko ye pata nahi tha sirf sheetal ko chhod kar jise raj ne khud mandir me bataya tha.

Jyoti (mann me)—thakurain ne to shadi hi nahi ki hai abhi tak, phir vo kis ke bachche ki maa banne wali thi…? Kahi raj to..

Malti (sisakte huye)—thakurain ji ne radha ko bachane aur apna vada nibhane ki bahut badi kimat chukayi hai.. thakurain ji ka ye ehsaan main kabhi nahi bhool sakti..

Vahi dusri taraf….

Raj (nam ankhe)—agar ye sach hai to phir aap yaha kaise pahuchi…?

Sheetal didi ke muh se apni sadhana ka sach sunte hi meri ankhe chhalak aayi..sath me sheetal didi ki bhi…main vahi ek jagah ghutno par baith gaya…ankhe anayas hi bah chali thi..dil me ek dard sa umad pada tha…main ankhe band kar ke vahi baith gaya aur sheetal didi meri baat ka kuch jawab deti ki tabhi…

“Chal Chal Chal Chal.
Chal Mere Yaar...Chal Mere Yaar
Aa Ja Le Chalu Main Tujhe Nadiya Ke Paar
Nadiya Ke Paar Basa Ek Sansar...Ek Sansar
Vahi Pe Karenge Dil Khol Kar Pyar.”

Ek bar phir se vahi geet ki madhur dhwani mere kaano me gunjaaymaan hone lagi…aur main uss geet ki sumadhur subhashit jhankar ke sammohan me sammohit hota chala gaya…na jane uss awaz me kaisa jadu tha, ek nasha tha, ajib si khumari thi, khinchav tha ki kaano me vo awaz sunayi padte hi mere kadam barbas hi uske akarsan me uski taraf khinche chale jate the…iss bar bhi vaisa hi hua..main uth kar uss awaz ki disha me aage badhne laga.. mere piche piche sheetal didi bhi pyar ke resham ki dor me bandhi chali aayi…main jitna bhi uss awaz ke karib pahuchta tha vo awaz mujhe pahle jitni door hi mahsoos hoti thi….aur phir ek jagah pahuchte hi vo awaz aani band ho gayi…

Aaz ke band hote hi hum vastavik duniya me vapis lout aaye…jab hamara dhyan bhang hua to ye dekh kar hum chounk pade ki hum vapis ghum phir kar phir se ussi kabile me pahuch gaye the..

Sheetal (shocked)—ohhh shitt..ye to hum ghum phir kar phir se inn aadiwasiyo ke kabile me aa gaye…

Raj (shocked)—lekin hum to dusri disha me ja rahe the, ye kabila beech me kaha se aa gaya…?

Sheetal—jo bhi ho, yaha se niklo jaldi..warna vo adiwasi phir se hamare piche pad jayenge..

Raj—hmmm, chalo..lekin jab yaha tak aa hi gaye hain to kuch kha pi lete hain…phir chalte hain..

Sheetal—lekin yaha rukna khatarnak hai..ye adiwasi kahi phir se hame pakad na le..?

Raj—ab unki itni himmat nahi hogi aisa karne ki..

Sheetal—nahi, phir bhi yaha se chalo..inn adiwasiyo ka koi bharosa nahi hai…kya pata ki ye koi dusra kabila bhi to ho sakta hai…?

Raj—ok..chalo

Itna chalne aur jhunjhlahat se ab thakaan ke sath sath bhukh bhi lagne lagi thi….lekin didi ki baat maan kar hum vapis lout pade…kuch door pahuchne ke baad phir se vahi geet goonjne laga aur main uske akarsan me bandha chalte huye dubara ussi jagah pahuch gaya kabile me.

Aisa poora din hota raha…hum shaam tak aise hi gol gol ghumte rahe..jitni bar bhi main vaha pahuchta to uss gaane ki dhun sunayi dene lagti…aur main uss dhun ke sammohan me khincha chala jata aur jab vo gaana band hota to khud ko ussi kabile me vapis khada pata.

Ye rahasya kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki akhir ye chakkar kya hai…? 5-6 ghante tak aise hi bhatakne ke baad badi mushkil se andhera hote hote hum antatah uss nahar tak pahuch hi gaye…iss bar maine kano me ungli ghused rakhi thi jisse ki vo gaane ki awaz dubara sunayi na pade kyon ki ye sab lafda uss geet ki vajah se hi ho raha tha….uss geet ki vajah se hi main khud ko bhul jata tha.

Kisi tarah nahar paar karne ke baad hum fencing paar kar ke uss rahasyamayi khatarnak jungle se bahar nikal gaye… nalda check point se bahar nikalte hi hamne sabse pahle juna garh pahuch ke ek hotel me bharpet khana khaya, tab kahi ja kar pet me kuch rahat mahsoos huyi warna inn adiwasiyo ne to kal se bhukha hi maar diya tha.

Raj—ab aap mujhe sab kuch batao…? Aur ye car kis ki hai…? Iski chabi aapke paas kaha se aayi…?

Sheetal—abhi pahle ganga mousi ke yaha chalte hain...main raste me sab bata dungi..

Raj—theek hai..

Main sheetal didi ke sath gadi me baith kar ganga mousi ke ghar ke liye nikal gaya...mere mann me abhi bhi kayi sawal the lekin unn sawalo se kahi adhik mujhe apni sadhana jise ki main aaj tak sheetal samajhta aa raha tha, uski chinta ho rahi thi...kuch samay tak hamare beech khamoshi ne apni chaadar bichhaye rakhi...akhir iss khamoshi ki deewar ko sheetal didi ne hi toda.

Sheetal—main kuch kahu usse pahle main ye janna chahti hu ki tum yaha kaise pahuche... ?

Raj—uss accident ke baad mujhe kuch yaad hi nahi tha..jab ankhe khuli to khud ko ek aalishan haweli me paya...baad me pata chala ki vo haweli abhay ki hai...magar mujhe apne baare me kuch bhi yaad nahi tha...main to apna naam tak bhul gaya tha, unhone hi bataya ki mera naam raj hai..lekin unhone ye nahi bataya ki meri family me koun koun hai, balki ye kaha ki mera iss duniya me unke alawa koi nahi hai, unhone hi mujhe bachpan se paal posh kar bada kiya hai...kal main abhay ki badi ladki tanu didi ke sath yaha ghumne aaya tha..ussi samay kuch gundo ne tanu didi ke sath badtamizi karni shuru kar di aur unhe maarne peetne lage....vo rote huye apni madad ke liye chillaye ja rahi thi.....main gadi ke andar chupchap baitha hua tha ...tabhi meri nazar unke muh se bahte khoon par gayi...na jane kyo, par uske muh se khoon bahta dekh kar mere dil me bechaini si hone lagi, mera mann ghabrane laga, kisi ladki ki dhundhli dhundhli si tasveer mere dimag me aane lagi, aisa laga jaise ki uss ladki se mera bahut purana nata hai, uska dard mujhe apna sa lag raha tha... phir uss gunde ne jaise hi tanu ko kuch galat shabd bole, vaise hi mujhe aisa laga jaise ki kisi ne uss ladki ko bola ho jiski tasveer mere jehan me chal rahi thi...aur phir ye mahsoos hote hi main apne aape se bahar ho gaya..unn gundo ko maarne laga..unme se ek gunda bach kar idhar bhag aaya aur fencing paar kar ke jungle me jane laga...mujhe uss samay bas itna hi dhyan tha ki isne uss ladki ke sath galat karne ki koshish ki hai..main uske piche piche iss jungle me pahuch gaya aur usko maarne ke baad vapis ja hi raha tha ki ek gaane ki awaz ko sun kar uski taraf khicha chala gaya jungle ke bhitar...jaha vo gana gaane wali to nahi mili lekin ye adiwasi jarur mil gaye aur mujhe pakad kar pinjde me band kar diya....pinjde me qaid hone ke baad raat me bhi mujhe vahi gaane ki dhun sunayi padi, lekin uss dhun ke sath sath kayi dhundhli tasveere bhi dimag me aayi jo pata nahi ki kya thi..subah jab maine aapke chillane ki awaz suni to main chounk gaya kyon ye awaz mujhe jani pahchani si lagi...phir bheed me se .aapke muh se vaisa hi bahta hua khoon dekh kar ek bar phir se mere dil me ghabrahat hone lagi..aur phir jab aapne mera naam le kar apni madad ke liye chillayi to main aapka chehra dekhne ke liye yaha vaha se jhankne laga..jaise hi aapka chehra nazar aaya vaise hi mere dimag me turant meri sheetal didi ki tasveer ubhar kar saaf nazar aane lagi, mujhe apne baare me sab yaad aa gaya...aapko uss halat me dekh kar main baukhla gaya aur maine gusse me vaha pahra de rahe chaar pahredaro ko maar diya..baki aage kya hua, aapko pata hi hai.

Sheetal—maine bhi uss geet ki awaz suni hai..main khud bhi chounk gayi thi..

Raj—ab aap batao..aap yaha kaise pahuchi.. ?

Sheetal—********** tumhara accident hone ke baad tum niche khayi me gir kar behosh ho gaye the...main logo ki madad lene ke liye thoda aage nikal gayi thi..aur jab vapis louti to tum vaha nahi mile…main buri tarah se toot gayi thi…mujhe ye darr lag raha tha ki kahi tum khayi me bahut niche to nahi gir gaye... ? main jungle me ghus kar tumhe talash karne lagi.. phir mujhe tumhari car niche khayi me mili magar tum nahi...mujhe yakin ho gaya ki isme jarur black star ki koi sazish hai...bas tumhe khojte huye har jagah bhatakne lagi...aise hi do teen din nikal gaye...phir ek din black star ka phone aaya mere paas ...usne kaha ki agar main uski madad karu to vah tumhe aur sadhana ki bimari ko theek karne ki dawa de dega.. usne ye bhi kaha ki tum kaha ho vo janta hai, agar maine uska kaam kar diya to vah mujhe tum tak pahucha dega ....isliye main uski baat maan gayi....usne ek hotel ka naam bata kar mujhe vaha rukne ko bola..agle din main uske kahe anusar iss jungle me aa gayi aur (deepak ke sath ki ghatna batate huye.)..deepak ko maarne ke baad jab ja hi rahi thi ki pani me milaye gaye uss nashe ki vajah se dubara behosh ho gayi....udhar jis adiwasi ko maine baandh kar ped ke piche chhupa diya tha, use dhoondte huye kuch adiwasi vaha aa gaye aur unhone use khoj nikala..uss adiwasi ki madad se vo mujh tak pahuch gaye.. uss samay main behosh hi thi...jab hosh aaya to khud ko unki qaid me paya.

Raj—aisa kya kaam bataya usne jiske liye aap ko uss jungle me jane ki jarurat pad gayi…?

Sheetal—raj, tum nahi jante lekin ki vo jungle kitna rahasymayi hai...bahut se raaz hain uss jungle ke bhitar..jinhe koi nahi janta...ab vo geet ki dhun hi le lo, jo sunayi to deti hai lekin uss geet ko gaane wali ka kuch pata nahi....unn adiwasiyo ke judwa humshakal hone ke piche kya raaz hai, ye bhi pata nahi...ab yahi dekh lo, uss aurat ne jo lep lagaya tumhari chot par, 5 minute me hi sara dard gayab ho gaya jabki itna jaldi to koi doctor bhi kisi ka dard door nahi kar sakta...uss jungle me kya kya raaz hain aur unka karan kya hai..? yahi black star janna chahta hai, isliye usne mujhe vaha bhej diya.

Raj—hmmm, lekin ye kaam to vah kisi se bhi karwa sakta hai, phir aap hi kyo….?

Sheetal—bahut koshish kar chuka hai vo….uss jungle ka raaz pata karne ke chakkar me uske hazaro admi uss jungle me ja kar gayab ho chuke hain, jinka aaj tak kuch pata nahi…vo ek aisi jagah hai jaha black star bhi jane se darta hai…tum aise pahle admi ho jo vaha jane ke baad jinda lout kar vapis aa gaye…warna aaj tak lakho log maare ja chuke hain ya gayab ho chuke hain, uss jungle me ghuste hi…

Raj—kyo, aap bhi to vapis lout aayi ho…?

Sheetal—main to tumhari vajah se vapis aa payi hu, warna mera naam bhi unhi gumshuda logo me ab tak shumar ho gaya hota.

Raj—black star ko kaise malum meri bimari ka ilaz….?

Sheetal—kyon ki ye black star ka hi kiya dhara hai sab kuch..

Raj—hmmm…kewal itni si baat ke liye to black star ne aap ko uss jungle me bheja tha..ye baat kuch hazam nahi huyi.. baat kuch aur hi hai..

Sheetal—main nahi janti..mujhse to usne kewal yahi kaha tha ki main vaha ja kar ye pata karu ki vaha jane ke baad log gayab kyo ho jate hain…? Iske piche raaz kya hai..?

Raj—to kya pata chala…?

Sheetal—mujhe to yahi lagta hai ki unhe adiwasiyo ne maar diya hoga..

Raj—ho sakta hai..

Sheetal—achcha raj, tumhe ek baat pata hai ki tumhara ek aur judwa bhai bhi hai…?

Raj (shocked)—whattt….? Ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Main to ek hi eklouta piece hu dharti par jise duniya saand kahti hai.

Sheetal—nahi raj, tumhara ek bhai aur bhi hai, tumhara humshakal..(phir poori baat batate huye, jaisa ki usne diary me padha tha.)

Raj—aapka vo dusra bhai main hi hu, jise dakuo ne kidnap kiya tha..

Sheetal (shocked)--kyaaaaaa...tummmm.....!!!

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