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UPDATE- 285 ​

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

Ab aage…..

Radha (gusse se)—tu yaha baith baith mere bhaiya se kya ujul fijul ki baate kar rahi hai…? Ghar kyo nahi gayi, yaha dera jama ke baithi hai…? Chal bhag yaha se..aur haan, phone dikha jara apna…

Pinky (hanste huye)—thenga…hihihi

Radha (mann me)—sab meri hi galti hai..mujhe bhaiya ko iss randi ke paas chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha..lekin main bhi kya karti, main bhaiya ke aane ki khushi me ye bhul hi gayi thi ki ye kamini bhi hamare sath hi gadi me baithi hai.. ab jane isne mere bhaiya se kaisi kaisi baate ki hongi…? Kahi randi ne bhaiya ko I Love You to nahi bol diya…? Koi bharosa nahi hai iska..mere bhaiya ke niche letne ke liye mari ja rahi hai Sali…chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj main bhaiya se sab baate saaf saaf kar ke rahungi..

Pinky usko angutha dikhate huye bhag gayi aur radha mann hi mann usko gaaliya bakti rahi..mujhe dekhte hi sab ghar wale aa kar mujhse lipat gaye aur rone lage…main bari bari se sabse gale mila, sirf kinjal didi ko chhod kar..unke kewal pair chhuye kintu gale nahi mila..thodi der me thakurain bhi vahi aa gayi…dono ne samjha kar sabhi ko shant kiya…vaha sabhi the bas rashmi didi nahi dikh rahi thi.

Raj—maa, rashmi didi kaha hain, dikhayi nahi de rahi ..?

Malti—vo abhi college se aayi kaha hai..

Raj—theek hai, main unhe le kar aata hu phir araam se baate karenge..

Kinjal didi unke gale na milne par hairan thi aur shayad unhe dukh bhi pahucha tha lekin maine unko ignore kiya aur apna samaan le kar room me chala gaya..tabhi mere room ka darwaja dhire se band hua aur koi piche se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main samajh gaya ki ye ritu didi hain.

Raj—ritu didi

Ritu (sisakte huye)—mujhe didi mat bol..kya ye bhul gaye tum ki jo ritu kabhi tumhari didi thi, uske gale me mangalsutra aur maang me sindoor bhar ke tum apni uss ritu didi ko apni biwi bana chuke ho... ?

Raj (palat kar)—main nahi bhula hu..mujhe yaad hai ki aap meri biwi ho...uuummmmmm....aur mujhe apni ritu didi, biwi ke roop me haste huye achchi lagti hai, rote huye nahi..

Ritu—tumhe kaise samjhaau raj.. ? ab tumhare bina kuch bhi achcha nahi lagta..

Tujhse Kahne Ko To Bahut Kuch Hai, Par Alfaz Kaha Se Laaun

Yoon To Jeene Ki Vajah Bahut Hain Duniya Mein

Pyar Tujhse Kyon Hai, Kya Vajah Bataaun

Jab Se Mana Tujhe Apna, Na Main Apni Rahi Na Dil Apna

Dil Ko Tujhse Door Bhi Le Jaaun To Kaise Use Samjhaaun

Majbooriyan To Bahut Hain Jahan Mein, Jo Tujhse Pyar Karne Se Roke

Par Iss Dil Ko Kaise Manaaun

Tu Hi Bata Ki Tujhe Kaise Main Bhool Jaaun

Koi Asaan Sa Tarika Jo Ho Paas Tere

Kah De Mujhe Bhi, Jo Asaani Se Main Bhi Jee Paaun​

Raj—ohh didi..I Love You meri ritu jaanu..mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri ritu didi mujhse itna pyar karti hai..

Maine ritu didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye..vo kisi komal lata ki bhanti mujhse lipat gayi..iss chumban me koi hawash nahi thi balki unke prem ne mujhe khich liya...jab tak saanse bhar nahi aayi hum dono aise hi lipat kar ek dusre ke adhro se madhur milaap karte huye prem ka rasaswadan karte rahe.

Ritu—main tumhare liye coffee bana kar lati hu..

Raj (dhire se)—raat me meri ritu didi mere sath hi soyegi na... ?

Ritu (sharma kar)—hmmm

Thodi der baate karne ke baad ritu didi mere liye coffee banane chali gayi magar tab tak kinjal didi coffee bana chuki thi aur le bhi aayi...vo mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe jyada tavajjo nahi di aur unki banayi coffee bina piye hi rashmi didi ko lene ke liye college chala gaya.

Mujhe dekhte hi rashmi didi bhag kar mere paas aa gayi..gadi me baitha kar sabse pahle maine unko baaho me le kar jee bhar ke pyar kiya ..

Rashmi—rajj, yaha raste me koi dekh lega..kya kar rahe ho... ?

Raj—apni didi ko pyar kar raha hu...kyo nahi kar sakta... ?

Rashmi—ghar pahuch ke kar lena jee bhar ke pyar..par yaha nahi..pls..

Raj—mera mann to abhi apni rashmi didi ko nangi kar ke chodne ka kar raha hai..

Rashmi—raat me jab sab log so jayenge tab tumhare room me aa jaungi to kar lena jitna mann kare..

Raj—didi raat kisne dekhi hai…mere paas ek idea hai..

Rashmi—kaisa idea…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..

Maine gadi start kar ke sidha gaon ke shmashan me le ja kar khadi kiya…vaha pahuchte hi didi chounk gayi..ye vahi jagah thi jaha maine unki bur ka udghatan kiya tha.

Rashmi—ye kya raj, tumhe raat tak ka sabra bhi nahi hai jo mujhe yaha shamshan me le aaye..

Raj—kya karu didi…kisi ko chodne ke liye isse badhiya jagah ho hi nahi sakti..chalo aao time barbad mat karo..

Rashmi—lekin raj..

Raj—tum to aise darr rahi ho didi jaise ki pahli bar yaha aayi ho…? Bhul gayi ye jagah…?

Rashmi—ye jagah kaise bhul sakti hu…yahi to tumne mujhe aadhi raat me la kar meri phad phud ke barabar kar di thi…

Raj—koi baat nahi, aaj aapki din me phad deta hu..

Maine rashmi didi ke kapde jaldi jaldi utar kar unhe nangi kiya aur phir apne kapde utar kar unke upar chadh gaya..pahle to rashmi didi darr ke karan hichkicha rahi thi lekin jaise hi unki bur garam huyi to vah bhi khul kar gaand utha utha kar chudwane lagi…achche se unki bur ki aisi taisi karne ke baad hi main unke upar se utra.

Rashmi—tum bhi na bade besabre ho raj..meri to halat hi kharab kar di tumne..

Raj—mera bas chale to main aapke upar hi chadha rahu hamesha..kabhi niche utru hi nahi..abhi to aapki gaand leni baki hai didi..

Rashmi—abhi koi gaand vaand nahi milne wali..baad me le lena…aur itna hi chadhe rahne ka mann hai mere upar to shadi kar le mujhse..phir jo mann me aaye karna..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—theek, kar lunga..mujhe manzur hai..lekin kya aap sach me mujhse shadi karne ko taiyar ho…?

Rashmi—to aur kya karu..? kisi aur ke layak to tune chhoda hi nahi hai mujhe..chod chod kar itni choudi bur kar di tumne ki jisse bhi shadi bhi meri shadi hogi vo suhagraat me dulha khud hi poora meri bur me hi ghus jayega..vaise bhi suhagraat me hi meri dekhte hi dulha samajh jayega ki main bahut jyada chudi huyi hu..tujh saand ke alawa ab kisi ko meri lene me maza ayega hi nahi..aur na hi mujhe dene me maza ayega..

Raj—theek hai..to phir kal hi main aapse shadi karunga..and ye mazaak nahi hai..I am serious..

Rashmi—achcha, phir sadhana ka kya hoga…? Aur sheetal to mujhe jaan se hi maar degi agar usko jara bhi bhanak lag gayi to….

Raj—kuch bhi ho, kal aapse shadi kar ke main aapko apni biwi banaunga...ye mera vada hai..

Rashmi—sheetal se yaad aaya..raj, sheetal ka jaldi se kuch pata lagao..uski tabiyat pahle hi bahut jyada serious hai.. na jane kaha hogi vo..? kis haal me hogi…? Kahi uske sath kuch ….

Raj (beech me hi)—nahi, jab tak main jinda hu, meri sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi meri sadhana ko..

Mushkile Jarur Hain, Magar Thahra Nahi Hoon Main

Manzil Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Pahuncha Nahi Hoon Main

Kadmo Ko Baandh Na Payengi, Musibat Ki Zanjeeren

Raston Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Bhatka Nahi Hoon Main

Sabra Ka Baandh Tootega, To Fana Kar Ke Rakh Doonga

Dushman Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Garja Nahi Hoon Main

Dil Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhi Hain Ladakpan Ki Chahten

Mohabbat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Badla Nahi Hoon Main

Mere Sath Chalta Hai, Sabki Duaon Ka Kafila

Kismat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Tanha Nahi Hoon Main​

Sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra aate hi mujhe unn 9 paheliyo ki yaad aa gayi jo aaj mujhe uss kagaz me mili thi jo chhamiya ne diya tha..rashmi didi college me padhati hain, isliye maine unse puchna uchit samjha.

Raj—achcha didi, mujhe kuch paheliya samajh me nahi aa rahi hain…kya aap unke jawab bata sakti ho…?

Rashmi—kaisi paheli…?

Raj (kagaz dikhate huye)—ye paheliyan…

Rashmi—ye to do sakhun hain..

Raj—do sakhun..? madarchod, ye do sakhun kya hota hai…?

Rashmi—sakhun, pharsi bhasa ka shabd hai, iska arth kathan ya ukti hai..do sakhun me do kathno ya uktiyo ka ek hi uttar hota hai..iska mool aadhar bhi shabdo ke do do arth hain..jaise ki ye paheliya..

A—“Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?”

Deewar banane wala raj mishtri ya rajgeer nahi tha isliye deewar tooti rah gayi…rajya (raj) vyavastha nahi thi isliye raah lut gayi.

Jawab—Raj na tha.

B—Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?

Ragne ke liye jhopdi (madhi) ya kuti nahi thi, isliye jogi bhag gaya…Dholki chamde se madhi huyi nahi thi, isliye nahi baji.

Jawab—Madhi na thi.

C—Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?

Pathik (Yatri) ke paas pani pine ke liye lota (bartan) nahi tha, isliye vah pyasa rah gaya….Gadhe ki janmajaat adat hoti hai ki jamin (Mitti) me lot lagana, gadha mitti me lota nahi tha isliye vah neeras aur udas tha.

Jawab—Lota na tha.

D—Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?

Roti ko phera (Palta) nahi gaya tha, isliye vah jal gayi….Ghode ki paidaishi adat hoti hai ki ek jagah khade ho kar phera lagana, phera na laga sakne ki sthiti me vah chalta nahi aur ek jagah par hi ad jata hai…Pani me pade paan ke patto ko panwadi baar baar pherta rahta hai, isse paan ka patta sadta nahi hai aur agar na phero to vah sad jata hai.

Jawab—Phera na tha.

E—Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?

Sitaar ke daand par sa, re, ga, ma aadi bajane ke liye dhatu ke mote taar ya taant se bandhe rahte hain, inki sankhya prayah 13, 16 ya 19 hoti hai, inhe parda kahte hain, iske bina sitaar nahi baj sakta….aurat ke sambandh me parda ka arth hai ki sharir dhakne ke liye kapde ka parda, parda na hone ke karan aurat nahayi nahi.

Jawab--Parda na tha.

F—Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?

Ghar me diya yaani ki deepak na hone se andhera tha…Fakir ko daan me kuch diya nahi tha isliye vah bigad gaya.

Jawab—Diya na tha.

G—Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.

Jawab--Bhutta

H—Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed

Jawab--Chakki

I—Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Jawab—Kela.

Raj (mann me)—paheli ka jawab to mil gaya lekin phir bhi iska matlab samajh me nahi aaya..akhir iss paheli ke piche ka raaz kya hai…? Aur uss sketch ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Kis jagah ka naksha hai vo, jaha se ye paheli judi huyi hai..? ho na ho, shayad ye wasiyat ki jagah ka koi clue hona chahiye…

Rashmi—lekin tum ye paheliya kyo puch rahe ho…?

Raj—kuch nahi didi, bas mere dost se ek exam paper me puchi gayi thi ye, usse bani nahi to usne mujhse puch liya..lekin mujhe to malum tha nahi isliye maine tumse puch liya..bas..

Rashmi—theek hai..ab chalo ghar..bahut der ho gayi hai..

Uske baad main rashmi didi ko le kar ghar aa gaya..room me pahuchte hi kinjal didi mere piche piche aa gayi aur aate hi unhone darwaja lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya…? Kahi mujhe phansane ka irada to nahi hai…?

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch baat karna chahti hu..

Raj—dekho didi, agar aap abhi tak uss din ki baat se mere upar khafa ho to main pahle hi mafi maang chuka hu..ya phir shayad aap mujhe phir se jali kati sunana chahti hongi..lekin mere paas time nahi hai..aapki faltu baate sunne ka..

Kinjal (gale se lag kar sisakte huye)—apni kinjal didi ko maaf nahi karega…? Sabse to tune kitne achche se baat ki sirf mujhse hi itni berukhi kyo…? Kya main teri bahan nahi hu…? Main manti hu ki maine uss din tujh par hath utha kar theek nahi kiya, agar tu uss din ki baat se ab tak mujhse naraz hai to main tujhse apni galti ki maafi maangti hu…tu chahe to mujhe saza de le..main har saza ke liye taiyar hu lekin dekh aise muh mat mod mujhse…tu nahi janta ki mere dil par tabse kya gujar rahi hai…main aise ghut ghut kar mar jaungi raj..mar jaungi..ek tu hi to sahara hai hum sab bahno ka..agar tu hi aise karega to hum kiske sahare jinda rahengi…?

Raj—main aapse naraz nahi hu didi…aapne jo bhi kiya bilkul theek kiya…main isi layak hu..mujhe aapka bhai kahlane ka koi haq nahi hai..aur aap ye apne aanshu poch lo..aap achchi tarah se janti hain ki main apni kisi bhi bahan ki ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakta..

Kinjal (sisak kar)—mujhe jo chahe saza de lekin apni bahno se aise naraz mat hua kar mere bhai…

Raj—achcha baba maaf kiya..ab khush

Kinjal—aise nahi..pahle kasam kha..

Raj—aapki kasam..maine maaf kiya..

Kinjal—meri nahi..sheetal ki kasam kha ke bol ki tune mujhe maaf kar diya..

Raj—didi, kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai…?

Kinjal—meri kasam to jhuthi bhi kha sakta hai lekin yahi baat to sheetal ki kasam kha kar jhuth bhi bol dega to mujhe vishwash ho jayega..kyon ki main janti hu ki tu sheetal ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata..

Bhale hi maine kinjal didi ko kah diya ki maine unhe maaf kar diya hai lekin Sach to ye tha ki kinjal didi ko maine abhi tak maaf nahi kiya tha…kintu unki sheetal didi ki kasam khane wali baat ne mujhe phansa kar rakh diya tha..kyon ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, kaisi bhi paristhiti ho, main apni sheetal didi ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata.

Kinjal—kya hua…? Sheetal ki kasam khane me itna time kyo lag raha hai…? Iska matlab ki tumne mujhe maaf nahi kiya raj …? Main samajh gayi..

Raj—nahi didi, aisi baat nahi hai..vo aapne sheetal didi ka jikra kiya to mujhe unki yaad aa gayi…main apni sheetal didi ki kasam kha kar kahta hu ki uss din ke liye maine aapko maaf kiya..

Kinjal (chumte huye kaan me)—ummmm..achcha sun, darwaja andar se band mat karna…main raat me aungi jab sab so jayenge…

Raj (chounk kar)—raat me..! lekin kyo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo raat me jab aungi, tab pata chal jayega..

Main kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi kinjal didi darwaja khol kar bahar chali gayi aur main tension me pad gaya kyon ki raat me to maine ritu didi ko apne sath sone ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (tension)—ye to madarchod bahut badi balandar mistake ho gayi..raat me to ritu didi aane wali hain room me mere sath sone ke liye…lekin kinjal didi ko koun si khujli ho gayi achanak ki vo raat me ayengi..? agar dono aa gayi to sab gadbad ho jayegi…ab kya karu…?

Main abhi isi soch vichar me dooba hua tha ki iss samasya ka kaise hal nikala jaye ki tabhi arushi mere liye coffee le kar aa gayi to maine usko dhar dabocha aur doodh pakad kar blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga..

Arushi—aaaahhhh..darwaja khula hai..pahle coffee to pee lo…

Raj—theek hai..lekin iske baad ek round ho jaye..

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Fabulous update bhai
9 paheli ka raaz malum padgaya lekin iska arth kya hai aur iss Uttar se kya koi nai paheli ya aur kuchh milega dekhna padega

 

[Sam star 7]

Furr karke coffee bahar ??? sabhi raat ko ayengi ??or saand ki khatiya khari karengi hahaha hmm toh paheli ka raaz rashmi didi ki madad se mil gya ab dekhte hain aage kya hota he

 

[Sam star 7]

Anand bhai aap wapas aajao kuch missing sa lagta he prem pujaari bhai ka shukriya ki woh story ke updates yaha dete hain lekin anand bhai we miss u please comeback on this forum

 

[mashish]

waiting for next update

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[kishan naik]

Lagata hai Aanand bhai
Ki tabiyat thik nahi hai
Jaldi hi wapsi ka intezar
Aap khush raho aur swasthya raho

 

[Arun Rajput]

fantastic update

 

[Pta nhi]

SAAND
UPDATE- 285 ​

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

Ab aage…..

Radha (gusse se)—tu yaha baith baith mere bhaiya se kya ujul fijul ki baate kar rahi hai…? Ghar kyo nahi gayi, yaha dera jama ke baithi hai…? Chal bhag yaha se..aur haan, phone dikha jara apna…

Pinky (hanste huye)—thenga…hihihi

Radha (mann me)—sab meri hi galti hai..mujhe bhaiya ko iss randi ke paas chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha..lekin main bhi kya karti, main bhaiya ke aane ki khushi me ye bhul hi gayi thi ki ye kamini bhi hamare sath hi gadi me baithi hai.. ab jane isne mere bhaiya se kaisi kaisi baate ki hongi…? Kahi randi ne bhaiya ko I Love You to nahi bol diya…? Koi bharosa nahi hai iska..mere bhaiya ke niche letne ke liye mari ja rahi hai Sali…chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj main bhaiya se sab baate saaf saaf kar ke rahungi..

Pinky usko angutha dikhate huye bhag gayi aur radha mann hi mann usko gaaliya bakti rahi..mujhe dekhte hi sab ghar wale aa kar mujhse lipat gaye aur rone lage…main bari bari se sabse gale mila, sirf kinjal didi ko chhod kar..unke kewal pair chhuye kintu gale nahi mila..thodi der me thakurain bhi vahi aa gayi…dono ne samjha kar sabhi ko shant kiya…vaha sabhi the bas rashmi didi nahi dikh rahi thi.

Raj—maa, rashmi didi kaha hain, dikhayi nahi de rahi ..?

Malti—vo abhi college se aayi kaha hai..

Raj—theek hai, main unhe le kar aata hu phir araam se baate karenge..

Kinjal didi unke gale na milne par hairan thi aur shayad unhe dukh bhi pahucha tha lekin maine unko ignore kiya aur apna samaan le kar room me chala gaya..tabhi mere room ka darwaja dhire se band hua aur koi piche se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main samajh gaya ki ye ritu didi hain.

Raj—ritu didi

Ritu (sisakte huye)—mujhe didi mat bol..kya ye bhul gaye tum ki jo ritu kabhi tumhari didi thi, uske gale me mangalsutra aur maang me sindoor bhar ke tum apni uss ritu didi ko apni biwi bana chuke ho... ?

Raj (palat kar)—main nahi bhula hu..mujhe yaad hai ki aap meri biwi ho...uuummmmmm....aur mujhe apni ritu didi, biwi ke roop me haste huye achchi lagti hai, rote huye nahi..

Ritu—tumhe kaise samjhaau raj.. ? ab tumhare bina kuch bhi achcha nahi lagta..

Tujhse Kahne Ko To Bahut Kuch Hai, Par Alfaz Kaha Se Laaun

Yoon To Jeene Ki Vajah Bahut Hain Duniya Mein

Pyar Tujhse Kyon Hai, Kya Vajah Bataaun

Jab Se Mana Tujhe Apna, Na Main Apni Rahi Na Dil Apna

Dil Ko Tujhse Door Bhi Le Jaaun To Kaise Use Samjhaaun

Majbooriyan To Bahut Hain Jahan Mein, Jo Tujhse Pyar Karne Se Roke

Par Iss Dil Ko Kaise Manaaun

Tu Hi Bata Ki Tujhe Kaise Main Bhool Jaaun

Koi Asaan Sa Tarika Jo Ho Paas Tere

Kah De Mujhe Bhi, Jo Asaani Se Main Bhi Jee Paaun​

Raj—ohh didi..I Love You meri ritu jaanu..mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri ritu didi mujhse itna pyar karti hai..

Maine ritu didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye..vo kisi komal lata ki bhanti mujhse lipat gayi..iss chumban me koi hawash nahi thi balki unke prem ne mujhe khich liya...jab tak saanse bhar nahi aayi hum dono aise hi lipat kar ek dusre ke adhro se madhur milaap karte huye prem ka rasaswadan karte rahe.

Ritu—main tumhare liye coffee bana kar lati hu..

Raj (dhire se)—raat me meri ritu didi mere sath hi soyegi na... ?

Ritu (sharma kar)—hmmm

Thodi der baate karne ke baad ritu didi mere liye coffee banane chali gayi magar tab tak kinjal didi coffee bana chuki thi aur le bhi aayi...vo mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe jyada tavajjo nahi di aur unki banayi coffee bina piye hi rashmi didi ko lene ke liye college chala gaya.

Mujhe dekhte hi rashmi didi bhag kar mere paas aa gayi..gadi me baitha kar sabse pahle maine unko baaho me le kar jee bhar ke pyar kiya ..

Rashmi—rajj, yaha raste me koi dekh lega..kya kar rahe ho... ?

Raj—apni didi ko pyar kar raha hu...kyo nahi kar sakta... ?

Rashmi—ghar pahuch ke kar lena jee bhar ke pyar..par yaha nahi..pls..

Raj—mera mann to abhi apni rashmi didi ko nangi kar ke chodne ka kar raha hai..

Rashmi—raat me jab sab log so jayenge tab tumhare room me aa jaungi to kar lena jitna mann kare..

Raj—didi raat kisne dekhi hai…mere paas ek idea hai..

Rashmi—kaisa idea…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..

Maine gadi start kar ke sidha gaon ke shmashan me le ja kar khadi kiya…vaha pahuchte hi didi chounk gayi..ye vahi jagah thi jaha maine unki bur ka udghatan kiya tha.

Rashmi—ye kya raj, tumhe raat tak ka sabra bhi nahi hai jo mujhe yaha shamshan me le aaye..

Raj—kya karu didi…kisi ko chodne ke liye isse badhiya jagah ho hi nahi sakti..chalo aao time barbad mat karo..

Rashmi—lekin raj..

Raj—tum to aise darr rahi ho didi jaise ki pahli bar yaha aayi ho…? Bhul gayi ye jagah…?

Rashmi—ye jagah kaise bhul sakti hu…yahi to tumne mujhe aadhi raat me la kar meri phad phud ke barabar kar di thi…

Raj—koi baat nahi, aaj aapki din me phad deta hu..

Maine rashmi didi ke kapde jaldi jaldi utar kar unhe nangi kiya aur phir apne kapde utar kar unke upar chadh gaya..pahle to rashmi didi darr ke karan hichkicha rahi thi lekin jaise hi unki bur garam huyi to vah bhi khul kar gaand utha utha kar chudwane lagi…achche se unki bur ki aisi taisi karne ke baad hi main unke upar se utra.

Rashmi—tum bhi na bade besabre ho raj..meri to halat hi kharab kar di tumne..

Raj—mera bas chale to main aapke upar hi chadha rahu hamesha..kabhi niche utru hi nahi..abhi to aapki gaand leni baki hai didi..

Rashmi—abhi koi gaand vaand nahi milne wali..baad me le lena…aur itna hi chadhe rahne ka mann hai mere upar to shadi kar le mujhse..phir jo mann me aaye karna..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—theek, kar lunga..mujhe manzur hai..lekin kya aap sach me mujhse shadi karne ko taiyar ho…?

Rashmi—to aur kya karu..? kisi aur ke layak to tune chhoda hi nahi hai mujhe..chod chod kar itni choudi bur kar di tumne ki jisse bhi shadi bhi meri shadi hogi vo suhagraat me dulha khud hi poora meri bur me hi ghus jayega..vaise bhi suhagraat me hi meri dekhte hi dulha samajh jayega ki main bahut jyada chudi huyi hu..tujh saand ke alawa ab kisi ko meri lene me maza ayega hi nahi..aur na hi mujhe dene me maza ayega..

Raj—theek hai..to phir kal hi main aapse shadi karunga..and ye mazaak nahi hai..I am serious..

Rashmi—achcha, phir sadhana ka kya hoga…? Aur sheetal to mujhe jaan se hi maar degi agar usko jara bhi bhanak lag gayi to….

Raj—kuch bhi ho, kal aapse shadi kar ke main aapko apni biwi banaunga...ye mera vada hai..

Rashmi—sheetal se yaad aaya..raj, sheetal ka jaldi se kuch pata lagao..uski tabiyat pahle hi bahut jyada serious hai.. na jane kaha hogi vo..? kis haal me hogi…? Kahi uske sath kuch ….

Raj (beech me hi)—nahi, jab tak main jinda hu, meri sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi meri sadhana ko..

Mushkile Jarur Hain, Magar Thahra Nahi Hoon Main

Manzil Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Pahuncha Nahi Hoon Main

Kadmo Ko Baandh Na Payengi, Musibat Ki Zanjeeren

Raston Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Bhatka Nahi Hoon Main

Sabra Ka Baandh Tootega, To Fana Kar Ke Rakh Doonga

Dushman Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Garja Nahi Hoon Main

Dil Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhi Hain Ladakpan Ki Chahten

Mohabbat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Badla Nahi Hoon Main

Mere Sath Chalta Hai, Sabki Duaon Ka Kafila

Kismat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Tanha Nahi Hoon Main​

Sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra aate hi mujhe unn 9 paheliyo ki yaad aa gayi jo aaj mujhe uss kagaz me mili thi jo chhamiya ne diya tha..rashmi didi college me padhati hain, isliye maine unse puchna uchit samjha.

Raj—achcha didi, mujhe kuch paheliya samajh me nahi aa rahi hain…kya aap unke jawab bata sakti ho…?

Rashmi—kaisi paheli…?

Raj (kagaz dikhate huye)—ye paheliyan…

Rashmi—ye to do sakhun hain..

Raj—do sakhun..? madarchod, ye do sakhun kya hota hai…?

Rashmi—sakhun, pharsi bhasa ka shabd hai, iska arth kathan ya ukti hai..do sakhun me do kathno ya uktiyo ka ek hi uttar hota hai..iska mool aadhar bhi shabdo ke do do arth hain..jaise ki ye paheliya..

A—“Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?”

Deewar banane wala raj mishtri ya rajgeer nahi tha isliye deewar tooti rah gayi…rajya (raj) vyavastha nahi thi isliye raah lut gayi.

Jawab—Raj na tha.

B—Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?

Ragne ke liye jhopdi (madhi) ya kuti nahi thi, isliye jogi bhag gaya…Dholki chamde se madhi huyi nahi thi, isliye nahi baji.

Jawab—Madhi na thi.

C—Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?

Pathik (Yatri) ke paas pani pine ke liye lota (bartan) nahi tha, isliye vah pyasa rah gaya….Gadhe ki janmajaat adat hoti hai ki jamin (Mitti) me lot lagana, gadha mitti me lota nahi tha isliye vah neeras aur udas tha.

Jawab—Lota na tha.

D—Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?

Roti ko phera (Palta) nahi gaya tha, isliye vah jal gayi….Ghode ki paidaishi adat hoti hai ki ek jagah khade ho kar phera lagana, phera na laga sakne ki sthiti me vah chalta nahi aur ek jagah par hi ad jata hai…Pani me pade paan ke patto ko panwadi baar baar pherta rahta hai, isse paan ka patta sadta nahi hai aur agar na phero to vah sad jata hai.

Jawab—Phera na tha.

E—Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?

Sitaar ke daand par sa, re, ga, ma aadi bajane ke liye dhatu ke mote taar ya taant se bandhe rahte hain, inki sankhya prayah 13, 16 ya 19 hoti hai, inhe parda kahte hain, iske bina sitaar nahi baj sakta….aurat ke sambandh me parda ka arth hai ki sharir dhakne ke liye kapde ka parda, parda na hone ke karan aurat nahayi nahi.

Jawab--Parda na tha.

F—Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?

Ghar me diya yaani ki deepak na hone se andhera tha…Fakir ko daan me kuch diya nahi tha isliye vah bigad gaya.

Jawab—Diya na tha.

G—Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.

Jawab--Bhutta

H—Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed

Jawab--Chakki

I—Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Jawab—Kela.

Raj (mann me)—paheli ka jawab to mil gaya lekin phir bhi iska matlab samajh me nahi aaya..akhir iss paheli ke piche ka raaz kya hai…? Aur uss sketch ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Kis jagah ka naksha hai vo, jaha se ye paheli judi huyi hai..? ho na ho, shayad ye wasiyat ki jagah ka koi clue hona chahiye…

Rashmi—lekin tum ye paheliya kyo puch rahe ho…?

Raj—kuch nahi didi, bas mere dost se ek exam paper me puchi gayi thi ye, usse bani nahi to usne mujhse puch liya..lekin mujhe to malum tha nahi isliye maine tumse puch liya..bas..

Rashmi—theek hai..ab chalo ghar..bahut der ho gayi hai..

Uske baad main rashmi didi ko le kar ghar aa gaya..room me pahuchte hi kinjal didi mere piche piche aa gayi aur aate hi unhone darwaja lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya…? Kahi mujhe phansane ka irada to nahi hai…?

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch baat karna chahti hu..

Raj—dekho didi, agar aap abhi tak uss din ki baat se mere upar khafa ho to main pahle hi mafi maang chuka hu..ya phir shayad aap mujhe phir se jali kati sunana chahti hongi..lekin mere paas time nahi hai..aapki faltu baate sunne ka..

Kinjal (gale se lag kar sisakte huye)—apni kinjal didi ko maaf nahi karega…? Sabse to tune kitne achche se baat ki sirf mujhse hi itni berukhi kyo…? Kya main teri bahan nahi hu…? Main manti hu ki maine uss din tujh par hath utha kar theek nahi kiya, agar tu uss din ki baat se ab tak mujhse naraz hai to main tujhse apni galti ki maafi maangti hu…tu chahe to mujhe saza de le..main har saza ke liye taiyar hu lekin dekh aise muh mat mod mujhse…tu nahi janta ki mere dil par tabse kya gujar rahi hai…main aise ghut ghut kar mar jaungi raj..mar jaungi..ek tu hi to sahara hai hum sab bahno ka..agar tu hi aise karega to hum kiske sahare jinda rahengi…?

Raj—main aapse naraz nahi hu didi…aapne jo bhi kiya bilkul theek kiya…main isi layak hu..mujhe aapka bhai kahlane ka koi haq nahi hai..aur aap ye apne aanshu poch lo..aap achchi tarah se janti hain ki main apni kisi bhi bahan ki ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakta..

Kinjal (sisak kar)—mujhe jo chahe saza de lekin apni bahno se aise naraz mat hua kar mere bhai…

Raj—achcha baba maaf kiya..ab khush

Kinjal—aise nahi..pahle kasam kha..

Raj—aapki kasam..maine maaf kiya..

Kinjal—meri nahi..sheetal ki kasam kha ke bol ki tune mujhe maaf kar diya..

Raj—didi, kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai…?

Kinjal—meri kasam to jhuthi bhi kha sakta hai lekin yahi baat to sheetal ki kasam kha kar jhuth bhi bol dega to mujhe vishwash ho jayega..kyon ki main janti hu ki tu sheetal ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata..

Bhale hi maine kinjal didi ko kah diya ki maine unhe maaf kar diya hai lekin Sach to ye tha ki kinjal didi ko maine abhi tak maaf nahi kiya tha…kintu unki sheetal didi ki kasam khane wali baat ne mujhe phansa kar rakh diya tha..kyon ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, kaisi bhi paristhiti ho, main apni sheetal didi ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata.

Kinjal—kya hua…? Sheetal ki kasam khane me itna time kyo lag raha hai…? Iska matlab ki tumne mujhe maaf nahi kiya raj …? Main samajh gayi..

Raj—nahi didi, aisi baat nahi hai..vo aapne sheetal didi ka jikra kiya to mujhe unki yaad aa gayi…main apni sheetal didi ki kasam kha kar kahta hu ki uss din ke liye maine aapko maaf kiya..

Kinjal (chumte huye kaan me)—ummmm..achcha sun, darwaja andar se band mat karna…main raat me aungi jab sab so jayenge…

Raj (chounk kar)—raat me..! lekin kyo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo raat me jab aungi, tab pata chal jayega..

Main kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi kinjal didi darwaja khol kar bahar chali gayi aur main tension me pad gaya kyon ki raat me to maine ritu didi ko apne sath sone ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (tension)—ye to madarchod bahut badi balandar mistake ho gayi..raat me to ritu didi aane wali hain room me mere sath sone ke liye…lekin kinjal didi ko koun si khujli ho gayi achanak ki vo raat me ayengi..? agar dono aa gayi to sab gadbad ho jayegi…ab kya karu…?

Main abhi isi soch vichar me dooba hua tha ki iss samasya ka kaise hal nikala jaye ki tabhi arushi mere liye coffee le kar aa gayi to maine usko dhar dabocha aur doodh pakad kar blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga..

Arushi—aaaahhhh..darwaja khula hai..pahle coffee to pee lo…

Raj—theek hai..lekin iske baad ek round ho jaye..

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

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