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[Naik]

SAAND
UPDATE- 283
Altimatum Day # 5
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Abhay poori raat uss paheli ka jawab internet par search karta raha aur subah uski ankh lag gayi…jabki main subah uth kar fresh hone ke baad haweli se nikal gaya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod abhay, ab dhoondta rah uss paheli ka jawab…ab main chala apni paheli ka jawab dhoondne … dekhu to jara ki chhamiya kya janti hai wasiyat ke baare me…? Chhamiya ke dil me koun sa raaz hai…?

Yahi sab sochte huye main jyoti ke ghar ki taraf mud gaya..chhamiya se milne ke liye..

Ab aage…..

Main jab jyoti ke yaha pahucha tab tak jyoti duty par ja chuki thi..mujhe dekhte hi chhamiya, kumkum aur gayatri ke chehre par rounk aa gayi..kumkum aa kar sidhe mere seene se lag gayi aur gaaytri apni bari aane ka intazar karne lagi.

Kumkum—aap bina bataye kaha gayab ho jate ho..?

Raj—duty par tha darling..

Kumkum—kaisi duty hai ye ki apni aur apne hone wale bachche ke liye bilkul bhi time na de…? Mera nahi to kam se kam apne hone wale bachche ka to khyal kar liya karo..

Raj—khyal tha tabhi to dekho aa gaya na..(mann me)..madarchod, kitne hone wale bachcho ka khyal karu…? Inki maa ko chodu, yaha to do darzan aurte iss saand ke lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha paida karne wali hain…kis kis ka khyal rakhu ? jis ki bur me bhi ek baar lund ghused kar pel deta hu, vahi madarchod gabhin ho jati hai..sala sardardi ban gaya hai ab to ye chodna bhi..

Gayatri—bahut theek to kah rahi hai..aise samay me ek aurat ko sabse jyada apne pati ki jarurat hoti hai..ab tu apni biwi ka khyal nahi rakhega to koun rakhega…? vaise bhi bechari ka samay nazdik hi hai..

Raj—tum bhi aa jao maa..tum kyo door khadi ho…? (dhire se)..tu bhi to mere lund se gabhin ho kar bachcha dene wali hai.

Gayatri bhi aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main dono ke sath bedroom me aa gaya aur dono ke hotho ko chum kar unhe bahlane laga jisse unki shikayat door ho jaye.

Kumkum—ab main aapko kahi nahi jane dungi..

Raj—kahi nahi jaunga meri randiyo..

Gayatri—kitna besharm ho gaya hai jo apni maa aur apni biwi ko randi bol raha hai..

Raj—maine kya galat bola... ? kya tum dono meri randi nahi ho... ?

Gayatri—hoon, main teri personal randi hu lekin uske sath sath main teri maa bhi hu..

Kumkum—aur main biwi

Raj—vaise maa, date kab ki hai... ?

Gayatri—bas agle hafte ki date hai hum dono saas bahu ki...mujhe to bahut tension ho rahi hai..

Raj—kis baat ki tension…?

Gayatri—ek to main vidhwa hu upar se iss umra me maa banungi to log kya kahenge…? Badi badnami hogi sab ki..

Raj—isme tension kaisi..? dekho maa, tum dono ki date same hi hai…to tum apne bachche ko kumkum ka bachcha bata dena sab ko..bas tension khatam..

Kumkum—matlab…?

Raj—matlab ye ki sab ko ye batana ki kumkum ne judwa bachcho ko janam diya hai..iss tarah se badnami bhi nahi hogi aur dono bachcho ko unki maa bhi mil jayegi..

Gayatri—haan ye sahi idea hai…lekin kumkum tumhe to koi dikkat nahi hai na…?

Kumkum—mujhe kyo dikkat hogi…mujhe koun sa use apna doodh pilana hai..use doodh to uski maa matlab ki aap hi pilaogi na maa ji…?

Gayatri—vo sab to theek hai beta lekin doctor ne agar sab bata diya kisi ko tab….?

Raj—doctor kuch nahi batayegi…aap dono doctor mona ko dikhana…usse meri baat ho chuki hai..vo sab sambhal legi..

Kumkum (ghurte huye)—kyo…? Usko bhi pet se kar diya kya aapne…?

Raj—hihihihi..arrey nahi darling…main tumhare alawa kisi ki taraf dekhta bhi nahi..tum khamkha mujh par shak karti ho..

Kumkum—jisne apni maa ko nahi chhoda, bhala vo dusri ko kaise chhod dega…? Agar aisa hua to hum dono saas bahu mil kar aapki vo doctor mona ki gaand me lal mirchi bhar dengi..haan..

Dono se kafi der tak baat karne ke baad main vaha se uth kar chhamiya ke paas chala gaya jo ki mere liye coffee bana rahi thi..maine usko piche se pakad liya aur uske doodh dabane laga.

Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…rajjj..mat karo na…malkin dekh lengi to gadbad ho jayegi…aaahhhhh

Raj—arrey koi nahi ayega..chal jaldi se ek bar apni bur ka maza de de…

Chhamiya—aaahhhh...nahi de sakti majburi hai..

Raj—kyo nahi de sakti... ? abhi tak to bolti thi ki aaj se meri bur par sirf tumhara hi haq hai, kitna jaldi badal gayi..

Chhamiya—main badli nahi hu..ab bhi aapki vahi chhamiya hu..

Raj—to phir govinda ne khoob choda hoga tujhe, yahi na... ?

Chhamiya—chhee, maine uss din se unko hath lagane nahi diya..

Raj—phir bur dene se kyo mana kar rahi hai... ?

Chhamiya—vo doctor ne mana kiya hai karne ko..

Raj—doctor ne mana kiya hai.. ? doctor ki maa ka bhosda..vo madarchod koun hota hai bur chudwane ke liye mana karne wala... ?

Chhamiya—vo isliye..kyon ki main tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hu..

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa..ek aur bachcha…? (mann me)..Maiya chud gayi…yaha meri gaand phati ja rahi hai madarchod..aur idhar inki maa ko chodu..sab ki sab gabhin gabhin khel rahi hain…lagta hai ki sab mil kar madarchod mujhe kaurvo ka baap dhritrashtra bana kar manengi …aur phir unme mahabharat hogi…agar sheetal didi aur sadhana ko pata chala to vah dono mil ke meri gaand hi tod dengi..

Chhamiya (sharmate huye)—vo 8th mahina chal raha hai na isliye mana kiya hai doctor ne..

Raj—badhiya hai..bahut badhiya…iss khushi me bur na sahi gaand to de hi sakti ho na ki doctor ne gaand dene se bhi mana kiya hai…?

Chhamiya—uske liye to kuch kaha nahi lekin agar bachche ko kuch nuksan hua to…?

Raj—arrey yaar, mujhe tum ek baat batao ki maa tum apni bur se banogi ya apni gaand se…?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—gaand se bhi kabhi kisi ke bachcha paida hota hai bhala…?

Raj—vahi to main samjha raha hu..bachcha to teri bur phad ke bahar niklega..to phir gaand dene me bachche ko kaise khatra ho sakta hai..chal jaldi se gaand de de..

Chhamiya—lekin…

Raj—lekin vekin kuch nahi..chal..bahut dhire dhire aur pyar se teri gaand marunga..

Main chhamiya ko pakad kar jyoti ke room me le gaya aur darwaja band kar ke uski saree upar khiskaya aur gaand me dher sala sarso ka tel gira kar uski gaand dhire dhire maarne laga.

Chhamiya—aaahhh..dhire rajjj..pet me lagta hai…aaaahhh

Raj—bilkul dhire dhire maarunga..chinta mat kar…achcha chhamiya, tum wasiyat ke baare me kuch janti ho kya…?

Chhamiya—aaahhhhh..wasiyat..koun si wasiyat…? Mujh garib ke paas koun si wasiyat hogi sahab…meri izzat hi meri wasiyat thi jiske malik aap ho, vo to aap ko de hi chuki hu..aaahhhhh

Raj—main iski baat nahi kar raha balki apni wasiyat ki baat kar raha hu…

Chhamiya—main kuch samjhi nahi…

Raj—achcha ye batao ki kabhi kisi ne tumhe koi paper wagairah diya tha ya tumhe koi paper mila tha kahi…?

Chhamiya—aaaahhhh…aapki baate meri samajh me nahi aati..jane kya baate kar rahe ho….? Mujh garib ke paas agar koi asiyat hoti to kya yaha dusre ke ghar me jhadu, pochha aur bartan saaf kar rahi hoti…?

Raj—tum samjhi nahi…main tumhari baat nahi kar raha hu…asal me mere purkho ki wasiyat kahi kho gayi hai jo mil nahi rahi hai aur uska milna mere liye bahut jaruri hai…maine bahut talash kiya to ek admi se mulaqat huyi jo ki apni antim saanse gin raha tha, usne marte marte tumhara naam liya. Isliye maine tumse pucha..

Chhamiya (hairan)—mera naam liya…? Koun tha vo…?

Raj—pata nahi..maine usse jab wasiyat ke baare me pucha to uske muh se bas itna hi nikla ki ‘chhamiya’ iske baad vo mar gaya.

Chhamiya (hairan)—ajib baat hai..koun ho sakta hai vo aur usne mera naam kyo liya….? Main to koi wasiyat ke baare me nahi janti..

Raj—kahte hain ki marne wala kabhi jhuth nahi bolta..yaad karo, ho sakta hai ki wasiyat na sahi par kabhi kisi ne tumhe kuch diya ho….?

Chhamiya (sochte huye)—nahii rajj, mujhe to aisa kuch bhi yaad nahi hai…

Raj (udas)—theek hai koi baat nahi..jane do..

Maine uski gaand maarte huye apna pani uski gaand me hi bhar diya..aur phir vapis kumkum ke paas aa gaya…kuch der dono se baat karne ke baad main nahane chala gaya..chhamiya apne aap ko saaf kar ke mere liye khana banane me lag gayi…lekin khana banate huye bhi uska dimag meri kahi baat par hi ghum raha tha…achanak hi vo khana banana chhod kar tezi se meri taraf bhagi main uss samay naha hi raha tha…poore sharir me sabun laga raha tha.

Chhamiya—rajj..darwaja kholo..

Raj—kyo kya hua chhamiya…? Main naha raha hu..tumhe bhi nahana hai kya mere sath…?

Chhamiya—nahi, mujhe bas kuch yaad aaya hai jo aap puch rahe the..

Ye sunte hi mera nahana yakayak ruk gaya…maine turant vise hi darwaja khol diya..mere poore nange sharir me sabun lagi huyi thi…mujhe aise dekh kar chhamiya chounk gayi.

Chhamiya—arrey ye kya…? Pahle sabun to dho lo aur kuch pahan lo..

Raj—sabun gaya maa chudane..tum ye batao ki kya yaad aaya…?

Chhamiya—vo jab main aslam sahab ke yaha kaam karti thi na tab ek din main kuch samaan lene ke liye market gayi thi.. ussi samay ek admi daudta hua aaya..uske piche kuch gunde pade huye the..bhagte huye vo jaise hi mere bagal se gujra to usne ek kagaz mere hatho me pakda diya..main uski iss harkat par gussa ho kar kuch kahne hi wali thi ki tabhi vo gunde usko dhoondte huye vaha pahuch gaye..aur vo mere paas se daudne laga..lekin unn logo ne use gher liya aur usko maarte huye jabardasti ek gadi me baitha kar kahi le gaye.

Raj (hairan)—kya likha tha usme…? Kaha hai vo kagaz…?

Chhamiya—mujhe padhna thodi na aata hai jo mujhe malum hoga..haan, vo kagaz abhi bhi mere paas hi hai, abhi le kar aati hu..

Chhamiya vaha se apne room me chali gayi aur maine jaldi se shower on kar ke apne jism me lage sabun ko saaf kiya aur phir towel lapet kar bahar aa gaya..thodi hi der me chhamiya ek kagaz le kar aayi aur mujhe pakda diya…maine jaldi se usko khol kar dekha to padhte hi apna sir pakad liya.

Raj (dimag kharab, mann me)—madarchod, iss pardada ki maa ko chodu…bhosdike ne nautanki macha rakhi hai..paheli hi paheliya kam thi jo madarchod ne itni dher paheli likh kar mar gaya..ek paheli ka jawab to mil nahi raha tha, ye paheliyo ka bhandar alag se mil gaya.

Uss kagaz me kul 9 paheliya likhi huyi thi, jo iss prakar hain..

• Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?
• Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?
• Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?
• Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?
• Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?
• Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?
• Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.
• Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed
• Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

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[Naik]

SAAND
UPDATE- 284
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Ye sab padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya…main apne pardada ko gaaliya dete huye sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya.. kuch der jam kar gaali dene ke baad main kagaz ko gusse me phadne hi wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar uske back side par achanak hi chali gayi..maine jaldi se usko palta kar dekha to dekhte hi chounk gaya.

Ab aage……

Maine uss kagaz ko palta kar dekha to usme piche taraf ek ghar ka sketch bana hua tha aur uske niche likha hua tha… ”Paanch Aaam Panch Chuchumukh-Chuchumukh, Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh.”

Raj (mann me)—madarchodd, ye chuchumukh chuchumukh phir se aa gaya..iski maa ko chodu, ye kya musibat hai..? ek wasiyat ko sabse chhupane ke liye itna bada taam jhaam….Sali wasiyat na ho huyi, gupt khazana ho gaya. ..pahle hi paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, ab ye 9 sirdard paheli aur gale pad gayi, upar se ye sketch pata nahi kiske ghar ka hai…? Main to inn paheliyo me ulajh kar hi pagal ho jaunga…abhi ek kaam karta hu, gaon me ja kar kisi ki bur me lund pelta hu, paheli gayi apni maa chudane..

Chhamiya—kya likha hai isme…?

Raj (mood kharab)—teri maa ka bhosda likha hai..

Chhamiya—mujh anaath ko maa ki gaali kyo dete ho ... ?

Raj—kuch nahi, chal chhod..aur khana laga..nahi to phir ek baar aur apni ye gaand de de..

Chhamiya (ghabra kar)—nahi, nahi...main abhi khana lagati hu, tab tak aap taiyar ho jao..

Chhamiya vaha se apni gaand matkate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main apne room matlab ki kumkum ke room me aa kar taiyar hone laga...kapde to mere teeno hi jagah the (apna ghar, raghu ka ghar aur jyoti ka ghar)..ready hone ke baad main khana khane baith gaya...

Raj—tumne kha liya... ?

Chhamiya—pahle aap kha lo, phir dono mem sahab ko khilane ke baad main bhi kha lungi..

Raj—chal idhar aa mere paas..

Chhamiya—kyo, khana achcha nahi bana hai... ?

Raj (hath pakad)—pahle yaha baith to..chal muh khol..

Chhamiya—ye kya kar rahe ho raj…? Mem sahab ne dekh liya to meri chhutti ho jayegi..

Raj—teri mem sahab ki maa ka bhosda..chal muh khol jaldi se..

Chhamiya—main baad me kha lungi na..aap khao to pahle..

Raj—muh kholti hai ya nahi…?

Maine chhamiya ka hath pakad kar jabardasti apne paas bitha liya aur usko khana khilane laga...khana khate huye uski ankho me pani aa gaya jise dekh kar mujhe thoda hairani huyi.

Raj (hairan)—kya hua, tumhari ankho me aanshu... ? khane me mirchi jyada hai ya phir mere hath se khana achcha nahi laga…?

Chhamiya—nahi raj, aisi baat nahi hai..

Raj—to phir.. ?

Chhamiya (bheegi palke)—jab se hosh sambhala tab se pyar kya hota hai, kabhi jana hi nahi, anaath hu na...jab kisi aurat ko apne bachcho ko khana khilate aur admi ko unhe gond me utha kar ghumate dekhti to yahi sochti ki agar mere maa baap hote to mujhe bhi vo aise hi pyar karte lekin meri aisi kismat kaha thi...jawani ki dahleez par kadam rakhte hi har kisi ki ankho me sirf hawash hi dekhi hai..jise dekho vahi mujhe nochne ki koshish karta, aaj aapne apne hath se khilaya to pahli baar ehsaas hua ki pyar kya hota hai... ? bas isliye apni ankho ko bahne se sambhal nahi payi..

Chhamiya ki dard bhari baato ne mujhe bhi bhavuk kar diya..aaj maine pahli baar jana ki vo apne andar kitna dard samete huye hai..maine usko apne seene se laga liya, aisa karte hi uski sisakne ki raftar aur tez ho gayi.

Raj—aaj ke baad phir kabhi khud ko anaath mat kahna..samjhi..main hu na..anaath usko kahte hain jiska koi bhi na ho, mere hote huye tu anaath kabhi nahi ho sakti.

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—mujh garib ko itna pyar mat do raj..warna main khud ko kabhi sambhal nahi paungi.

Raj—main koun hu phir tumhara... ? main bhi to tumhare sath vahi karta hu jo baki log karne ki koshish karte the.. tumhe nochta hu..

Chhamiya (sisakte huye)—aisa mat kaho raj...maine to apna sab kuch tumhe hi mana hai..tumse pahle jitne bhi log mile vo sab meri izzat lootne ki hi koshish karte rahte the lekin tum pahle admi the jisne meri izzat bachayi...mard bhale hi ek se jyada aurto se pyar kar lete hain lekin tum nahi jante raj, aurat jab ek baar kisi ko apne dil me basa leti hai to phir use apni akhiri saans tak nahi bhulti...vo har dukh jhel legi kintu apne jeevan me vo kisi dusre admi ko kabhi nahi aane deti. Aap mere sath jo bhi karte ho usme sirf pyar hota hai, hawash nahi..

Raj—agar mujhe jab tumne apna sab kuch maan liya hai to tum anaath kaise huyi... ? ab kabhi aisa mat kahna..tum mere hone wale bachche ki maa ho..

Maine use tab tak apne seene se lagaye rakha jab tak ki uska rona band nahi ho gaya...uske baad maine apne hotho me roti rakh kar use khilata, aisa karne se hum dono ke hoth ekdam jud jate to main unhe chum leta..issi tarah khane me karib ghanta bhar lag gaya..ab chhamiya ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi.

Chhamiya (kaan me)—aapko ek baar phir se meri leni thi na, ,,,le lo..jitna mann kare le lo apni chhamiya ki..

Raj—kya le lu... ?

Chhamiya (kaan me)—gaandddd..

Raj—ab bachcha hone ke baad..uuummmm…uske baad to main tumhe hamesha apne paas hi rakhunga, sone nahi dunga, aur hamesha nangi hi rakhunga, kapde pahanne ko taras jaogi..

Chhamiya—mujhe intazar rahega uss din ka..

Raj—achcha suno, uss kagaz ke baare me kisi ko bataya to nahi tha na tumne jo mujhe abhi diya tha…?

Chhamiya—govinda ko bataya tha lekin dikhaya nahi tha…

Raj—ab mat batana kisi ko..

Chhamiya—chahe jaan chali jaye lekin kisi ko nahi bataungi..tumhari kasam.

Raj—uuummmm

Kuch der chhamiya ko pyar karne ke baad main kumkum ke paas aa gaya jaha saas bahu dono araam kar rahi thi..maine unse doctor mona se milne jane ka kah kar ghar se nikal gaya apne gaon ki taraf...abhi main market se gujar hi raha tha ki meri nazar school se bahar nikalti huyi radha aur pinky par chali gayi to main unke samne le ja kar gadi ko rok diya.

Pahle to vah iss tarah apne paas kisi gadi ke rukne se darr gayi lekin jab radha ki nigah mujh par padi to vah jor se ‘bhaiyaaa’ chillate huye daud padi aur mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.

Radha (rote huye)—bhaiya, aap mujhe chhod kar kaha chale gaye the…? Aap ke jane ke baad main kitna royi, aap nahi jante bhaiya..

Raj (sir sahlate huye)—main aa gaya na gudiya..dekh aise rote nahi..tu to meri pyari si bahadur gudiya hai na…

Radha (rote huye)—aap nahi jante bhaiya ki aap ke jane ke baad mere sath kya hua….?

Raj—main sab janta hu meri gudiya..sab janta hu…

Radha (rote huye)—phir aap aaye kyo nahi itne din tak…? Aap bhi gayab ho gaye..sadhana bhabhi bhi gayab ho gayi aur bhaiya, sheetal didi ki tabiyat bahut kharab thi, unko khoon ki ulti bahut hoti hai bhaiya, sheetal didi apna ilaz karane ke bahane aapko dhoondne gayi to vo bhi na jane kaha gayab ho gayi…? Ghar me sab log bahut rote hain bhaiya..

Raj—chinta mat kar…ab main aa gaya hu..sab theek ho jayega meri bahan.. aao ab ghar chalte hain, aao pinky tum bhi baith jao..

Maine kisi tarah se radha ko shant karwa kar gadi me baithaya..vo agli seat par mere paas hi chipak kar baith gayi.. uska rona to band ho gaya tha lekin sisak ab bhi rahi thi..pinky ko bhi bithane ke baad main gadi start kar ke ghar chal diya.

Raj—ab kyo itne mote mote anshu baha rahi hai pagal, main aa to gaya hu na…?

Pinky—bhaiya, abhi vo choti bachchi hai..royegi nahi to kya karegi bechari..hihihihi….?

Radha (sisakte huye)—main tera muh tod ke rakh dungi..jo mujhe bachchi kaha to..main koi bachchi vachchi nahi hu samjhi..

Pinky—bachchi nahi to kya hai…? Iss tarah to chote bachche hi rote hain..mujhe dekh, main to nahi roti, kyon ki main badi ho gayi hu..hai na bhaiya…?

Radha (tunak kar)—main koi bachchi nahi hu..main bhi badi ho gayi hu, samajh gayi..

Pinky hath ko apne doodh par rakh kar radha ko ishara kar rahi thi, aur sath me usne apni shart ke upar ke teen button bhi khol diye the isse radha aur bhi uske upar chidh gayi aur vo apna sisakna bhul kar pinky ko gusse se dekhne lagi.

Radha (mann me)—kamini, mere bhaiya ko apne bade bade doodh dikha kar phansana chahti hai..pata nahi kis kis se dabwa dabwa kar chhinal ne apne itne bade doodh karwa li…? Bhaiya ko apne doodh dikhane ke liye aise mari ja rahi hai jaise ki mere paas doodh hi na ho..? kamini se chote hain mere doodh to kya hua…? Main bhaiya ko dekhne hi nahi dungi teri taraf..

Pinky (mushkurate huye)—tu kaha se badi ho gayi hai…? Tu to abhi choti gudiya hai..yakin nahi to bhaiya se hi puch le ..kyon bhaiya, aap hi hum dono ko dekh kar batao ki koun badi ho gayi hai…?

Radha (chidhte huye)—bhaiya tujhe kyo dekhenge…? Bhaiya, aap mujhe dekh kar batao ki main badi ho gayi hu na…?

Raj (mushkura kar)—haan, meri gudiya ab badi ho gayi hai..

Radha (khush ho kar)—yahooo..! dekh liya tune, bhaiya ne bol diya na ki main badi ho gayi hu..

Pinky—vo to bhaiya ne tujhe khush karne ke liye aise hi bol diya hoga…bhaiya, aap ek baar meri taraf dekh kar phir batao ki koun jyada badi hai aur koun choti…?

Raj—theek hai..

Main pinky ki taraf dekhne ke liye jaise hi gardan piche ki vaise hi vaise hi jaldi se radha ne dono hatho se meri ankhe band kar di jisse ki main pinky ko na dekh saku..

Raj—arrey hath hata na gudiya..

Radha—bhaiya, uski taraf mat dekho..koi jarurat nahi hai uski taraf dekhne ki..

Pinky—tune sabit kar diya ki tu choti hai abhi..kyon ki tujhe darr tha ki bhaiya ko sachchayi pata chal jati isliye tu dekhne nahi de rahi..

Radha (gusse se)—haan nahi dekhne dena to meri marzi..mere bhaiya hain..samjhi..(dhire se)..kamini kahi ki, mere bhaiya ke piche hath dho kar padi hai...apne bhai ko ja ke dikha apne ye doodh, mere bhaiya ko mat dikha..

Radha ne pinky ki taraf dekhte huye behad gusse me kaha to bahut dhire se tha lekin vo mujhse chipki huyi thi to mujhe bhi kuch kuch sunayi de hi gaya..tab ja kar sara mamla to nahi phir bhi thoda bahut to samajh me aa hi gaya mere bhi.

Pinky—bhaiya, bas aap ek baar bhar mujhe dekh lo phir aapko khud hi pata chal jayega ki hum dono me badi kis ki hain mera matlab hai ki badi koun hai..

Radha (gusse se, badbadate huye mann me)—Sali kutiya, laaz sharam sab bech khayi hai..mere bhaiya se saaf saaf apne doodh dekhne ko bol rahi hai...mujhe bhaiya ko iss kalmuhi se door rakhna hoga..nahi to ye sahi me kahi mere bhaiya ko apne doodh dikha ke phansa na le... ?

Raj—achcha gudiya, maine scooty to kharidi thi na tere liye, phir tu scooty se school kyo nahi aati... ?

Radha (muh banate huye)—mujhe chalani kaha aati hai... ?

Tabhi radha ka phone bajne laga...usne dekha to chehre par thodi tension ki lakire ubhar aayi..use achanak aise tension me dekh main bhi chintit hone laga.

Raj—kis ka phone hai... ?

Radha—thakurain ji ka..

Raj (hairan)—thakurain ka.. !

Radha—haan bhaiya, vo thakurain ji khud daily mujhe school chhodne aati hain apni car se aur lene bhi vahi aati hain.. jab se mere sath vo ghatna huyi hai tab se..

Raj—tab to aaj vo tera school ke bahar intazar kar ke pareshan ho rahi hogi... ? ruk main phone kar ke bol deta hu..

Uske baad maine phone kar ke thakurain ko bataya ki radha mere sath hai..main aaya hu ye sun kar thakurain bahut khush huyi aur jaldi hi mujhse milne ghar aane ko kaha.

Raj—tension mat le main tumhe scooty sikha dunga..

Pinky—bhaiya mujhe bhi..

Raj—haan tumhe bhi sikha dunga..

Radha—isko sikhane ki koi jarurat nahi hai bhaiya..ye aapko ulta kuch ka kuch sikha padha degi..

Raj—aisa nahi bolte gudiya..vo tumhari sabse best saheli hai na.. ?

Radha (muh bichka kar)—aur sabse kamini bhi..

Aise hi baat karte karte hum gaon pahuch gaye..gadi se utarte huye maine pinky ki taraf ek nazar gaur se dekha to uski phooli huyi choochi aur ubhri huyi mast gaand dekh kar lund tantana gaya....ghar aate hi radha maare khushi ke jaldi se sabko mere aane ki suchna dene ke liye ghar ke bhitar bhag gayi aur pinky ko mujhse baat karne ka mouka mil gaya.

Pinky—bhaiya, mujhe bhi scooty sikhaoge na... ?

Raj (doodh ghurte huye)—haan, jarur sikhaunga...vaise tumhare aur radha ke beech kya unban hoti rahti hai... ?

Pinky—vo thodi pagal hai bhaiya..bahut bachpana hai usme..isliye usko chidhane me maza aata hai bas..aur kuch nahi hai.. (mann me)..lagta hai ki raj bhaiya mere doodh dekh rahe hain...kaash maine ek do button shirt ki aur khol di hoti to bhaiya ko mere poore doodh nange dikh jate aur shayad mera kaam aaj hi ban jata..

Raj—achcha pinky, tumne mujhe ek memory card diya tha na, kya tha usme... ?

Pinky (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..aapne dekha tha kya bhaiya…?

Raj—abhi nahi dekha, aaj dekhunga..vaise tha kya usme..?

Pinky (sir jhuka kar)—aap dekhoge to khud hi samajh jaoge bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai,

Pinky—bhaiya, aapka phone number kya hai…? Vo maine radha se kayi baar maanga tha lekin vo batati hi nahi..ek baar maine uske phone se chori se le bhi liya tha to usne dekhte hi gussa ho gayi aur mere mobile se turant hi aapka number delete kar diya aur phir 15 din tak mujhse baat tak nahi ki..yaha tak ki ab vo apna mobile mujhe chhune bhi nahi deti hai.

Raj—hahaha..sahi kaha usme bachpana hai abhi lekin meri bahut ladli hai vo…khair, tum apna number batao, main missed call kar deta hu tumhare mobile par..

Pinky--***********

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

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Shaandaar lajawab update dost

 

[Naik]

SAAND
UPDATE- 285 ​

Raj—vo memory card dekhne ke baad tumhe shaam ko phone karunga…tum chaho to shaam ko mujhse milne nadi kinare aa sakti ho..

Pinky (khush)—theek hai bhaiya…aap mujhe bata dena ki kitne baje aana hai, main aa jaungi vaha..

Hum dono abhi car ke andar baithe baate kar hi rahe the ki tabhi radha sab ko le kar vahi bahar aa gayi aur phir jaise hi usne mujhe pinky se baat karte dekha to uski jhaante hi sulag gayi.

Ab aage…..

Radha (gusse se)—tu yaha baith baith mere bhaiya se kya ujul fijul ki baate kar rahi hai…? Ghar kyo nahi gayi, yaha dera jama ke baithi hai…? Chal bhag yaha se..aur haan, phone dikha jara apna…

Pinky (hanste huye)—thenga…hihihi

Radha (mann me)—sab meri hi galti hai..mujhe bhaiya ko iss randi ke paas chhod kar jana hi nahi chahiye tha..lekin main bhi kya karti, main bhaiya ke aane ki khushi me ye bhul hi gayi thi ki ye kamini bhi hamare sath hi gadi me baithi hai.. ab jane isne mere bhaiya se kaisi kaisi baate ki hongi…? Kahi randi ne bhaiya ko I Love You to nahi bol diya…? Koi bharosa nahi hai iska..mere bhaiya ke niche letne ke liye mari ja rahi hai Sali…chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, aaj main bhaiya se sab baate saaf saaf kar ke rahungi..

Pinky usko angutha dikhate huye bhag gayi aur radha mann hi mann usko gaaliya bakti rahi..mujhe dekhte hi sab ghar wale aa kar mujhse lipat gaye aur rone lage…main bari bari se sabse gale mila, sirf kinjal didi ko chhod kar..unke kewal pair chhuye kintu gale nahi mila..thodi der me thakurain bhi vahi aa gayi…dono ne samjha kar sabhi ko shant kiya…vaha sabhi the bas rashmi didi nahi dikh rahi thi.

Raj—maa, rashmi didi kaha hain, dikhayi nahi de rahi ..?

Malti—vo abhi college se aayi kaha hai..

Raj—theek hai, main unhe le kar aata hu phir araam se baate karenge..

Kinjal didi unke gale na milne par hairan thi aur shayad unhe dukh bhi pahucha tha lekin maine unko ignore kiya aur apna samaan le kar room me chala gaya..tabhi mere room ka darwaja dhire se band hua aur koi piche se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi..main samajh gaya ki ye ritu didi hain.

Raj—ritu didi

Ritu (sisakte huye)—mujhe didi mat bol..kya ye bhul gaye tum ki jo ritu kabhi tumhari didi thi, uske gale me mangalsutra aur maang me sindoor bhar ke tum apni uss ritu didi ko apni biwi bana chuke ho... ?

Raj (palat kar)—main nahi bhula hu..mujhe yaad hai ki aap meri biwi ho...uuummmmmm....aur mujhe apni ritu didi, biwi ke roop me haste huye achchi lagti hai, rote huye nahi..

Ritu—tumhe kaise samjhaau raj.. ? ab tumhare bina kuch bhi achcha nahi lagta..

Tujhse Kahne Ko To Bahut Kuch Hai, Par Alfaz Kaha Se Laaun

Yoon To Jeene Ki Vajah Bahut Hain Duniya Mein

Pyar Tujhse Kyon Hai, Kya Vajah Bataaun

Jab Se Mana Tujhe Apna, Na Main Apni Rahi Na Dil Apna

Dil Ko Tujhse Door Bhi Le Jaaun To Kaise Use Samjhaaun

Majbooriyan To Bahut Hain Jahan Mein, Jo Tujhse Pyar Karne Se Roke

Par Iss Dil Ko Kaise Manaaun

Tu Hi Bata Ki Tujhe Kaise Main Bhool Jaaun

Koi Asaan Sa Tarika Jo Ho Paas Tere

Kah De Mujhe Bhi, Jo Asaani Se Main Bhi Jee Paaun​

Raj—ohh didi..I Love You meri ritu jaanu..mujhe nahi malum tha ki meri ritu didi mujhse itna pyar karti hai..

Maine ritu didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unke hotho par apne hoth chipka diye..vo kisi komal lata ki bhanti mujhse lipat gayi..iss chumban me koi hawash nahi thi balki unke prem ne mujhe khich liya...jab tak saanse bhar nahi aayi hum dono aise hi lipat kar ek dusre ke adhro se madhur milaap karte huye prem ka rasaswadan karte rahe.

Ritu—main tumhare liye coffee bana kar lati hu..

Raj (dhire se)—raat me meri ritu didi mere sath hi soyegi na... ?

Ritu (sharma kar)—hmmm

Thodi der baate karne ke baad ritu didi mere liye coffee banane chali gayi magar tab tak kinjal didi coffee bana chuki thi aur le bhi aayi...vo mujhse baat karna chahti thi lekin maine unhe jyada tavajjo nahi di aur unki banayi coffee bina piye hi rashmi didi ko lene ke liye college chala gaya.

Mujhe dekhte hi rashmi didi bhag kar mere paas aa gayi..gadi me baitha kar sabse pahle maine unko baaho me le kar jee bhar ke pyar kiya ..

Rashmi—rajj, yaha raste me koi dekh lega..kya kar rahe ho... ?

Raj—apni didi ko pyar kar raha hu...kyo nahi kar sakta... ?

Rashmi—ghar pahuch ke kar lena jee bhar ke pyar..par yaha nahi..pls..

Raj—mera mann to abhi apni rashmi didi ko nangi kar ke chodne ka kar raha hai..

Rashmi—raat me jab sab log so jayenge tab tumhare room me aa jaungi to kar lena jitna mann kare..

Raj—didi raat kisne dekhi hai…mere paas ek idea hai..

Rashmi—kaisa idea…?

Raj—abhi batata hu..

Maine gadi start kar ke sidha gaon ke shmashan me le ja kar khadi kiya…vaha pahuchte hi didi chounk gayi..ye vahi jagah thi jaha maine unki bur ka udghatan kiya tha.

Rashmi—ye kya raj, tumhe raat tak ka sabra bhi nahi hai jo mujhe yaha shamshan me le aaye..

Raj—kya karu didi…kisi ko chodne ke liye isse badhiya jagah ho hi nahi sakti..chalo aao time barbad mat karo..

Rashmi—lekin raj..

Raj—tum to aise darr rahi ho didi jaise ki pahli bar yaha aayi ho…? Bhul gayi ye jagah…?

Rashmi—ye jagah kaise bhul sakti hu…yahi to tumne mujhe aadhi raat me la kar meri phad phud ke barabar kar di thi…

Raj—koi baat nahi, aaj aapki din me phad deta hu..

Maine rashmi didi ke kapde jaldi jaldi utar kar unhe nangi kiya aur phir apne kapde utar kar unke upar chadh gaya..pahle to rashmi didi darr ke karan hichkicha rahi thi lekin jaise hi unki bur garam huyi to vah bhi khul kar gaand utha utha kar chudwane lagi…achche se unki bur ki aisi taisi karne ke baad hi main unke upar se utra.

Rashmi—tum bhi na bade besabre ho raj..meri to halat hi kharab kar di tumne..

Raj—mera bas chale to main aapke upar hi chadha rahu hamesha..kabhi niche utru hi nahi..abhi to aapki gaand leni baki hai didi..

Rashmi—abhi koi gaand vaand nahi milne wali..baad me le lena…aur itna hi chadhe rahne ka mann hai mere upar to shadi kar le mujhse..phir jo mann me aaye karna..main nahi rokungi..

Raj—theek, kar lunga..mujhe manzur hai..lekin kya aap sach me mujhse shadi karne ko taiyar ho…?

Rashmi—to aur kya karu..? kisi aur ke layak to tune chhoda hi nahi hai mujhe..chod chod kar itni choudi bur kar di tumne ki jisse bhi shadi bhi meri shadi hogi vo suhagraat me dulha khud hi poora meri bur me hi ghus jayega..vaise bhi suhagraat me hi meri dekhte hi dulha samajh jayega ki main bahut jyada chudi huyi hu..tujh saand ke alawa ab kisi ko meri lene me maza ayega hi nahi..aur na hi mujhe dene me maza ayega..

Raj—theek hai..to phir kal hi main aapse shadi karunga..and ye mazaak nahi hai..I am serious..

Rashmi—achcha, phir sadhana ka kya hoga…? Aur sheetal to mujhe jaan se hi maar degi agar usko jara bhi bhanak lag gayi to….

Raj—kuch bhi ho, kal aapse shadi kar ke main aapko apni biwi banaunga...ye mera vada hai..

Rashmi—sheetal se yaad aaya..raj, sheetal ka jaldi se kuch pata lagao..uski tabiyat pahle hi bahut jyada serious hai.. na jane kaha hogi vo..? kis haal me hogi…? Kahi uske sath kuch ….

Raj (beech me hi)—nahi, jab tak main jinda hu, meri sheetal didi ko kuch nahi ho sakta aur na hi meri sadhana ko..

Mushkile Jarur Hain, Magar Thahra Nahi Hoon Main

Manzil Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Pahuncha Nahi Hoon Main

Kadmo Ko Baandh Na Payengi, Musibat Ki Zanjeeren

Raston Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Bhatka Nahi Hoon Main

Sabra Ka Baandh Tootega, To Fana Kar Ke Rakh Doonga

Dushman Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Garja Nahi Hoon Main

Dil Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhi Hain Ladakpan Ki Chahten

Mohabbat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Badla Nahi Hoon Main

Mere Sath Chalta Hai, Sabki Duaon Ka Kafila

Kismat Se Jara Kah Do, Abhi Tanha Nahi Hoon Main​

Sadhana aur sheetal ka jikra aate hi mujhe unn 9 paheliyo ki yaad aa gayi jo aaj mujhe uss kagaz me mili thi jo chhamiya ne diya tha..rashmi didi college me padhati hain, isliye maine unse puchna uchit samjha.

Raj—achcha didi, mujhe kuch paheliya samajh me nahi aa rahi hain…kya aap unke jawab bata sakti ho…?

Rashmi—kaisi paheli…?

Raj (kagaz dikhate huye)—ye paheliyan…

Rashmi—ye to do sakhun hain..

Raj—do sakhun..? madarchod, ye do sakhun kya hota hai…?

Rashmi—sakhun, pharsi bhasa ka shabd hai, iska arth kathan ya ukti hai..do sakhun me do kathno ya uktiyo ka ek hi uttar hota hai..iska mool aadhar bhi shabdo ke do do arth hain..jaise ki ye paheliya..

A—“Deewar Kyon Tooti…? Raah Kyon Luti…?”

Deewar banane wala raj mishtri ya rajgeer nahi tha isliye deewar tooti rah gayi…rajya (raj) vyavastha nahi thi isliye raah lut gayi.

Jawab—Raj na tha.

B—Jogi Kyon Bhaaga…? Dholki Kyon Na Baji…?

Ragne ke liye jhopdi (madhi) ya kuti nahi thi, isliye jogi bhag gaya…Dholki chamde se madhi huyi nahi thi, isliye nahi baji.

Jawab—Madhi na thi.

C—Pathik Pyasa Kyon…? Gadha Udas Kyon…?

Pathik (Yatri) ke paas pani pine ke liye lota (bartan) nahi tha, isliye vah pyasa rah gaya….Gadhe ki janmajaat adat hoti hai ki jamin (Mitti) me lot lagana, gadha mitti me lota nahi tha isliye vah neeras aur udas tha.

Jawab—Lota na tha.

D—Roti Jali Kyon…? Ghoda Ada Kyon…? Paan Sada Kyon…?

Roti ko phera (Palta) nahi gaya tha, isliye vah jal gayi….Ghode ki paidaishi adat hoti hai ki ek jagah khade ho kar phera lagana, phera na laga sakne ki sthiti me vah chalta nahi aur ek jagah par hi ad jata hai…Pani me pade paan ke patto ko panwadi baar baar pherta rahta hai, isse paan ka patta sadta nahi hai aur agar na phero to vah sad jata hai.

Jawab—Phera na tha.

E—Sitaar Kyon Na Baja…? Aurat Kyon Na Nahayi…?

Sitaar ke daand par sa, re, ga, ma aadi bajane ke liye dhatu ke mote taar ya taant se bandhe rahte hain, inki sankhya prayah 13, 16 ya 19 hoti hai, inhe parda kahte hain, iske bina sitaar nahi baj sakta….aurat ke sambandh me parda ka arth hai ki sharir dhakne ke liye kapde ka parda, parda na hone ke karan aurat nahayi nahi.

Jawab--Parda na tha.

F—Ghar Andhiyara Kyon... ? Fakir Bigda Kyon... ?

Ghar me diya yaani ki deepak na hone se andhera tha…Fakir ko daan me kuch diya nahi tha isliye vah bigad gaya.

Jawab—Diya na tha.

G—Aage Aage Bahina Aayi, Piche Piche Bhaiya....Daant Nikaale Baba Aaye, Burka Odhe Maiya.

Jawab--Bhutta

H—Chhati Se Chhati Mile, Mile Chhed Se Chhed...Jab Daala Andar To, Bahar Nikla Safed Safed

Jawab--Chakki

I—Aath Angul Ka Hai Aur Asli, Na Uske Haddi Na Uske Pasli…Latadhari Guru Ka Chela, Na Sakhi Saajan Na Sakhi Kela

Jawab—Kela.

Raj (mann me)—paheli ka jawab to mil gaya lekin phir bhi iska matlab samajh me nahi aaya..akhir iss paheli ke piche ka raaz kya hai…? Aur uss sketch ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…? Kis jagah ka naksha hai vo, jaha se ye paheli judi huyi hai..? ho na ho, shayad ye wasiyat ki jagah ka koi clue hona chahiye…

Rashmi—lekin tum ye paheliya kyo puch rahe ho…?

Raj—kuch nahi didi, bas mere dost se ek exam paper me puchi gayi thi ye, usse bani nahi to usne mujhse puch liya..lekin mujhe to malum tha nahi isliye maine tumse puch liya..bas..

Rashmi—theek hai..ab chalo ghar..bahut der ho gayi hai..

Uske baad main rashmi didi ko le kar ghar aa gaya..room me pahuchte hi kinjal didi mere piche piche aa gayi aur aate hi unhone darwaja lock kar diya.

Raj—darwaja kyo band kar diya…? Kahi mujhe phansane ka irada to nahi hai…?

Kinjal—raj, main tumse kuch baat karna chahti hu..

Raj—dekho didi, agar aap abhi tak uss din ki baat se mere upar khafa ho to main pahle hi mafi maang chuka hu..ya phir shayad aap mujhe phir se jali kati sunana chahti hongi..lekin mere paas time nahi hai..aapki faltu baate sunne ka..

Kinjal (gale se lag kar sisakte huye)—apni kinjal didi ko maaf nahi karega…? Sabse to tune kitne achche se baat ki sirf mujhse hi itni berukhi kyo…? Kya main teri bahan nahi hu…? Main manti hu ki maine uss din tujh par hath utha kar theek nahi kiya, agar tu uss din ki baat se ab tak mujhse naraz hai to main tujhse apni galti ki maafi maangti hu…tu chahe to mujhe saza de le..main har saza ke liye taiyar hu lekin dekh aise muh mat mod mujhse…tu nahi janta ki mere dil par tabse kya gujar rahi hai…main aise ghut ghut kar mar jaungi raj..mar jaungi..ek tu hi to sahara hai hum sab bahno ka..agar tu hi aise karega to hum kiske sahare jinda rahengi…?

Raj—main aapse naraz nahi hu didi…aapne jo bhi kiya bilkul theek kiya…main isi layak hu..mujhe aapka bhai kahlane ka koi haq nahi hai..aur aap ye apne aanshu poch lo..aap achchi tarah se janti hain ki main apni kisi bhi bahan ki ankho me anshu nahi dekh sakta..

Kinjal (sisak kar)—mujhe jo chahe saza de lekin apni bahno se aise naraz mat hua kar mere bhai…

Raj—achcha baba maaf kiya..ab khush

Kinjal—aise nahi..pahle kasam kha..

Raj—aapki kasam..maine maaf kiya..

Kinjal—meri nahi..sheetal ki kasam kha ke bol ki tune mujhe maaf kar diya..

Raj—didi, kya aapko mujh par bharosa nahi hai…?

Kinjal—meri kasam to jhuthi bhi kha sakta hai lekin yahi baat to sheetal ki kasam kha kar jhuth bhi bol dega to mujhe vishwash ho jayega..kyon ki main janti hu ki tu sheetal ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata..

Bhale hi maine kinjal didi ko kah diya ki maine unhe maaf kar diya hai lekin Sach to ye tha ki kinjal didi ko maine abhi tak maaf nahi kiya tha…kintu unki sheetal didi ki kasam khane wali baat ne mujhe phansa kar rakh diya tha..kyon ki chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, kaisi bhi paristhiti ho, main apni sheetal didi ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khata.

Kinjal—kya hua…? Sheetal ki kasam khane me itna time kyo lag raha hai…? Iska matlab ki tumne mujhe maaf nahi kiya raj …? Main samajh gayi..

Raj—nahi didi, aisi baat nahi hai..vo aapne sheetal didi ka jikra kiya to mujhe unki yaad aa gayi…main apni sheetal didi ki kasam kha kar kahta hu ki uss din ke liye maine aapko maaf kiya..

Kinjal (chumte huye kaan me)—ummmm..achcha sun, darwaja andar se band mat karna…main raat me aungi jab sab so jayenge…

Raj (chounk kar)—raat me..! lekin kyo…?

Kinjal (kaan me)—vo raat me jab aungi, tab pata chal jayega..

Main kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi kinjal didi darwaja khol kar bahar chali gayi aur main tension me pad gaya kyon ki raat me to maine ritu didi ko apne sath sone ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (tension)—ye to madarchod bahut badi balandar mistake ho gayi..raat me to ritu didi aane wali hain room me mere sath sone ke liye…lekin kinjal didi ko koun si khujli ho gayi achanak ki vo raat me ayengi..? agar dono aa gayi to sab gadbad ho jayegi…ab kya karu…?

Main abhi isi soch vichar me dooba hua tha ki iss samasya ka kaise hal nikala jaye ki tabhi arushi mere liye coffee le kar aa gayi to maine usko dhar dabocha aur doodh pakad kar blouse ke upar se hi dabane laga..

Arushi—aaaahhhh..darwaja khula hai..pahle coffee to pee lo…

Raj—theek hai..lekin iske baad ek round ho jaye..

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update dost

 

[Naik]

SAAND
UPDATE- 286​

Arushi (dhire se)—abhi nahi..koi bhi aa sakta hai abhi…sabke sone ke baad raat me aapke room me aungi tab jo chahe kar lena..

Arushi ki baat sunte hi mere muh ki coffee ekdam se furr kar ke bahar aa gayi…

Raj (shocked)—furrrrrr…kyaaaaa…raaaatttt me….? Ab to pakka maiya chud gayi..

Ab aage…….

Arushi—kya hua….?

Raj (tension)—kuch nahi, vo khansi aa gayi..

Arushi—achcha main jati hu, raat me aungi..

Raj (mann me)—tum sab mil kar aisi taisi kar dogi meri lagta hai aaj hi..

Arushi ke jate hi main paheli se jude uske jawab ke baare me sochne laga magar meri saand buddhi me kuch samajh me nahi aaya to socha ki chal kar pahle thakurain se mil leta hu kyon ki usne mujhse kiya apna vada nibhane me koi kasar baki nahi rakhi thi..jitna usne kiya tha utna to koi mera apna bhi nahi karta, iss chakkar me usne apna bachcha bhi kho diya kintu uss baat ke liye usne mere samne tanik bhi dukh vyakt nahi kiya..par mera bhi to kuch farz hota hai, use dhadhas dene ka..dusra black star se judi baate ya apni koi bhi pareshani main ya to apni sheetal didi se discuss karta tha, balki ye kahna jyada sahi hoga ki sheetal didi khud hi bina kuch kahe hi meri pareshani ko samajh jati thi, phir apni kasam de kar mujhse sab ugalwa hi leti thi warna main ye sab baate sirf thakurain se hi discuss karta tha..yahi soch kar main usse milne ke liye apne room se nikal pada lekin abhi aangan tak pahucha hi tha ki mujhe jate dekh kar minakshi didi daudti huyi mere paas aa gayi.

Minakshi—raj, kaha ja rahe ho... ? mujhse to abhi dhang se mile bhi nahi tum..

Raj—haan, thoda urgent kaam se thakurain ke paas ja raha hu haweli tak..kyo kuch kaam tha didi... ?

Minakshi—haan, kaam to tha...khair abhi tum jaldi me ho to koi baat nahi...baad me raat me sabke sone ke baad tumhare room me aaungi, tab baat karenge..

Raj (sakpaka kar)—madarchod, ye bhi raat me …

Minakshi—ye bhi matlab…?

Raj—nahi, nahi,,kuch nahi..bas kuch soch raha tha..achcha chalta hu..baad me baat karenge..(mann me)..sab raat me ayengi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…kya karu…? Kisi ko mana bhi to nahi kar sakta na ab…ek kaam karta hu, sala raat me aaj ghar hi nahi aaunga, phir ghanta ukhad lengi mera sab..aaj haweli me hi raat ruk kar thakurain, arti aur shanti ki bur ko bhosda banaunga tabiyat se poori raat…haan, yahi theek rahega..

Ye sab mann me sochte huye main haweli pahuch gaya…jaha mujhe ab sabhi pahchante the to guards ne dekhte hi salaam kiya, unse mil kar main sidha andar chala gaya…andar thakurain mera hi intazar kar rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi vo meri taraf tezi se lapki magar usse pahle hi koi dusri jor se ‘rajjj’ kah ke chillate huye aa kar meri baaho me jhul gayi..

Ye arti thi jo chhat me tahal rahi thi aur mujhe dekhte hi tezi se niche utar kar mujhse lipat gayi…thakurain bechari chupchap dekhti rah gayi, use mann masos kar rah jana pada.

Arti—tum kaha chale gaye the rajj mujhe chhod kar…? Tumne to mujhse vada kiya tha ki mujhe apne sath rakhoge, phir kyo gaye…? Pata hai main kitna ghabra gayi thi, kitna roti thi roj…?

Raj—bas kuch kaam me phans gaya tha isliye deri ho gayi aane me.

Arti—ab main tumhe akele kahi nahi jane dungi…main phir se widhwa nahi hona chahti..

Raj—dekho main ekdam theek hu..aur tum dekho kitni dubli ho gayi ho..khana vana nahi khati kya…?

Arti—tumhare bina khana achcha nahi lagta tha..

Raj—agar khaogi nahi to raat bhar saand ko jhelogi kaise…?

Arti—ab tum aa gaye ho to khoob khaungi..

Raj (kaan me)—kya khaogi khoob…khana ya lund….?

Arti—dono

Arti ne khud hi apne hoth mere hotho se chipka diye aur jor se chumne lagi..ye dekh kar thakurain apne room me chali gayi aur phir bhitar room se jor jor jaan bujh kar khaanste huye apni upasthiti ka ehsaas karane lagi…thakurain ki awaz sunte hi arti ko hosh aaya to vah thoda sakpaka gayi.

Raj—kya hua..?

Arti—tum baitho, main tumhare liye coffee lati hu..

Arti sharmate huye kitchen me chali gayi aur main thakurain ke paas aa gaya jaha vo muh latkaye baithi thi..maine aate hi usko apni bahupash me kas liya aur uske adhro ka raspan karne laga…thakurain bhi nirvirodh amarlata ki bhanti mujhse lipatti chali gayi jaise ki barso se is prem ki pyasi ho…kafi der tak hum aise hi alinganbaddh ho kar ek dusre ke adhro par chumban ka aadaan pradan karte rahe.

Thakurain—kitna tadpi hu main inn baaho me samane ke liye…mujhe vishwash tha ki tum jarur vapis aaoge..aur jab tum aaye to main chipak bhi nahi saki tumse..

Raj—chipak jana tha ..

Thakurain—kaise chipak jati…? Vaha ghar par to meri nanad chipki thi…bahno ka haq pahle tha apne bhai par, phir main kaise beech me roda banti…? Vo sab tumhe bahut chahti hain..aur phir yaha aaye bhi to mera number ab ja kar laga hai..

Raj—haan, beech me arti jo aa gayi thi..vaise mera dil itna bhi chota nahi tha ki tumhe apni baaho me nahi le sakta tha, tum hi andar room me aa gayi thi..

Thakurain—arti bhi to tumhari biwi hai, phir usko kaise mana kar deti…? Vo bhi to tumhare pyar ki utni hi haqdar hai jitni ki main..

Raj—itna pyar karti ho mujhse….?

Thakurain—main tumhari sadhana to nahi ban sakti aur na hi sheetal ki barabari karne ki soch sakti hu lekin phir bhi tumhi mere liye sab kuch ho..tum meri har saans me bas chuke ho..

Raj—indu tumhari yahi khasiyat to mere dil ko chhu gayi hai, tabhi to main tumhe sadhana aur sheetal didi ke baad agar koi mere dil ke sabse karib hai to vo tum ho indu, tum…main tum par bhi utna hi bharosa karta hu jitna ki apni sheetal didi aur sadhana par..

Thakurain—tumne ye kah kar mere dil ka sara dard hi gayab kar diya raj…itne dino se jo tumse milne ki dil me tadap thi vo door kar di aur ek naya hausla de diya mujhe..

Raj—tumne jo kuch kiya mere liye vo main kabhi bhula nahi sakta aur na hi tumhara ehsaan kabhi utaar sakta hu indu.. agartum nahi hoti to meri gudiya ke sath…

Thakurain (hotho me ungli rakh kar)—ye kabhi mat kahna ki maine koi ehsaan kiya hai..maine to sirf apna farz nibhaya hai… radha agar tumhari bahan hai to meri bhi to sabse choti aur ladli nanad hai vo..uss ghar ki izzat kya meri izzat nahi hai…? Phir main kaise apne ghar ki izzat par daag lagne de sakti thi..?

Raj—lekin iss chakkar me tum apna bachcha..mera matlab hai ki hamara bachcha...

Thakurain (beech me hi)—to kya hua…? Mujhe apna bachcha khone ka itna gum nahi hai jitna ki Mujhe iss baat ki khushi hai ki maine apne ghar ki izzat nilaam hone se bacha li, shayad ye uski kimat thi jo maine chuka di..khair bachche ka kya hai…tum salamat raho to main aise kayi bachcho ki maa ban jaungi..

Halanki ye sab kahte huye thakurain ki ankhe bhar aayi thi bachcha khone ki baat par..main uska dard samajh sakta tha ki vo sirf meri khushi ke liye ye sab kah rahi hai lekin phir bhi uski baat sun kar mujhe uske upar bahut pyar aaya aur maine ek baar phir se usko apni baaho me bhar liya..iss baar vo apna dukh nahi daba payi aur sisak padi…jo ki usne itne dino se iss dukh ko apne andar dabaye huye thi.

Maine bhi usko jee bhar ke ro lene diya jisse ki uske andar daba dard ka gubbaar anshuo ke raste bahar nikal jaye…jab rote rote uska dard kam hua to maine ek baar phir uske hotho par pyar ki barish karne laga.

Raj—tum to meri sabse pyari aur bahadur biwi ho..dekhna main tumhe har saal apne bachche ki maa banaunga..hum dono ke bachche jab gaon me khelne niklenge na, to log unhe dekh kar yahi samjhenge ki kisi school ki chhutti huyi ho.. tum mera sath dogi na, itne bachche paida karne me…?

Thakurain (sharma kar)—hmmm

Raj—ye huyi na koi baat..to phir bachcha paida karne ki practice shuru kare…?

Thakurain—aaj nahi…kal se..

Raj—kal se kyo.. ? aaj kyo nahi... ?

Thakurain—vo aaj mera ekadashi ka vrat hai isliye..

Raj—ye koun sa naya vrat paida ho gaya... ?

Thakurain—ye vrat to har mahine aata hai..

Raj—khair chalo koi baat nahi..jaha itne din intazar kiya, vaha ek din aur sahi..

Thakurain—achcha raj, tumhare sath kya hua tha yaha se jane ke baad..? tum kaha the itne din…? Tumhe kaha tha ki baad me bataunga..batao na…

Raj—indu, baat ye hai ki jab main yaha se gaya tha tab…

Phir maine thakurain ko sab bata diya jo kuch yaha se jane ke baad mere sath hua tha..yaha tak ki tanu aur kalyani ke sath huye sex ke baare me bhi..sab sun kar thakurain ke chehre par dard aur gussa dono ke bhaav the..

Thakurain (gusse me)—vo harami abhay, aur black star mujhe ek baar mil jaye to kamino ke pichwade me goli maarungi..

Raj—uski tension mat lo..usse to main nipat hi lunga…lekin pahle mujhe vo wasiyat hasil karni hai..

Thakurain—wasiyat ka kuch pata chala ki vo kaha hai…?

Raj—abhi kaha… wasiyat to mil nahi rahi ulta paheli ke upar paheliyo ne dimag kharab kar rakha hai mera…ek paheli solve karta hu to dusri paheli gale me pad jati hai..bas inn paheliyo me hi gol gol ghum raha hu..

Thakurain—ab koun si paheli me ulajh gaye ho….?

Raj—(phir maine rashmi didi ne jis paheli ka jawab bataya tha, uske baare me bataya)…

Thakurain—iss paheli ka jawab to mil gaya hai na, phir kya dikkat hai... ?

Raj—jawab to mil gaya hai lekin ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ..Raj Na Tha, Lota Na Tha, Phera Na Tha, Parda Na Tha, Diya Na Tha, Madhi Na Thi, Chakki, Bhutta, Kela…etc. inn sabka wasiyat se kya lena dena hai…? Ye madarchod to paheli ke andar paheli ho gayi..

Thakurain (kuch soch kar)—inn 9 paheliyo ka matlab ye to samajh aa gaya ki ye wasiyat wali jagah se sambandh rakhti hain…iss paheli jawab ke to sirf do hi matlab ho sakte hain..pahla, ye sab cheeze uss wasiyat wali jagah par moujud hain jinhe vaha se hatana hai….dusra, ye sab cheeze vaha par nahi hain aur tumhe ye sab apne sath le kar vaha jana hai…isme ek baat to saaf hai ki paheli ke pahle jawab Raj Na Tha ka sidha matlab tumse hai kyon ki uss wasiyat ke asli waris tum ho, vo shabd tumhare liye hai..

Raj—lekin ek baat samajh me mere ab bhi nahi aayi ki agar ye sab cheeze vaha hain aur mujhe inko hatana hai vaha se aur to aur Raj na tha, ka matlab mujhse hai..to tumhi batao ki agar main khud ko vaha se hata dunga to wasiyat mujhe kaise milegi…? Main use kaise dhoondunga….?

Thakurain (chounk kar)—arey ye to maine socha hi nahi tha…tumhari paheli ka mil gaya jawab..

Raj—kaisa jawab…?

Thakurain—yahi ki wasiyat kaha hai…?

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