SAAND
UPDATE- 88
Saand Vs Under Taker
(1st Encounter)
Phir sheetal aur rashmi didi jaldi se chote mama ke sath bike me baith kar nikal gaye…jabki baki sab lalita mousi ke sath unki gadi me aane lage….
Idhar fight start hone ka announcement hote hi main aur under taker ring me aa gaye jo ki charo taraf se nukile kaante wali taar se pack tha..hamne ek dusre se hath milaya…sab ke dil ki dhadkane jaise thami si huyi thi..khas kar mere chahne walo ki…
Under Taker—(dono hath upar utha kar)….P..A..N..G..A…………UNDER…TAKER ….SE……. P..A..N..G..A
Raj—“Mujhe Maar Sake, Itna Dum Nahi Kisi Videshi Saand Mein…..Sabko Aaj Pata Chalega, Kitna Dum Hai Ek Deshi Laand Mein.”
Ab aage…..
Under taker ke hathi jaise bhari bharkam sharir ke samne main bilkul bachcha lag raha tha…under taker ko fighting ki duniya me ‘Deadman’ aur ‘ The Punisher’ ke naam se bhi jana jata hai…halanki 30 baar ke iss american world champion ka real naam Mark William Kailawe hai….
Wrestling ki duniya ke iss betaj baadshah ke samne mujhe prati dwandwi ke roop me dekh kar vaha moujud sabhi ki saanse halak me atki huyi thi aur shayad sabhi ne iss compitition ka result bhi apne mann me soch liya tha ki aage kya hoga…?
Mere sabhi chahne walo ki ankho me iss waqt nami thi …aur vo sab mere jivit bache rahne ki upar wale se vinti kar rahe the…fight start hone me bas char paanch minute ka hi samay shesh tha.
Vahi stadium ke ek cabin me thakur apne bhai vikrant ke paas se yaha ka sara nazara dekh raha tha….vikrant cabin ke andar bed par let kar cabin me lage kaanch se iss fight ko dekh raha tha thakur ke sath…tabhi vaha deshraj bhi aa gaya.
Deshraj—namaste sir..
Thakur—aao deshraj…tumhare pita jo ka sun kar bahut dukh hua…itni buri tarah se bhi bhala koi maarta hai kisi ko..? jisne bhi kiya hai uske khandan ko chhodna mat….uss harami ki maa bahan ko city ke beech chourahe par nangi kar ke khud bhi chodna aur kutto se bhi chudwana….tabhi usko apni galti samajh ayegi.
Deshraj (gusse me)—ab to yahi hoga thakur sahab….lekin jisne ye sab kiya hai usko to aap yaha marwa denge to main badla kaise lunga uss kamine se…?
Thakur—kya tum kisi ki baat kar rahe ho…? Kahi ye sab iss avinash ka to kiya dhara nahi hai….?
Deshraj—ye sab issi madarchod ne kiya hai….
Thakur—ohhh…i see….khair koi baat nahi..tumhare raste ka kaanta kuch hi der me nikal jayega….under taker ke hatho uska jinda bachna mushkil hi nahi balki namumkin hai….tum uski maa bahan ko nangi kar ke ragadne par dhyan do ab apna…
Deshraj—theek hai sir, chalta hu…
Vikrant (deshraj ke jane ke baad)—bhaiya mann to mera bhi bahut tha iss kutte ko apne hatho se maarne ka…aapne to usko under taker ke aage phenk diya…mujhe bilkul achcha nahi laga..jo usne hamari bahan ke sath kiya, uske liye ye bahut choti saza hogi….maza to tab aata bhaiya, jab ki iss harami ki ankho ke samne hi iski maa bahan ko nangi kar ke sab ke samne ragda jata….aur ye sala dekhne aur rone chillane ke alawa kuch na kar pata…kintu ab to vah ye sab dekhne ke liye jinda hi nahi rahega to utna maza nahi ayega badla lene me….
Thakur (gusse me)—chote, nirash kyo ho raha hai…? Teri har arzoo poori hogi aur vaisa hi hoga jaisa ki tu chahta hai…
Vikrant—lekin kaise hoga... ?
Thakur—under taker ko maine sirf uss harami ke hath pair aur pith ki haddi todne ke liye kaha hai....vo sala jinda to rahega lekin kisi murde se kam nahi hoga....sirf apni ankho ke samne sab kuch hota hua dekh to sakega lekin kar kuch nahi sakega...
Vikrant (khush ho kar)—bahut bahut shukriya bhaiya....ab ayega maza...gin gin ke hisab lunga saale se main to ab...
Thakur—hmmm
Vikrant—lekin ek baat samajh me nahi aayi bhaiya….?
Thakur—kyaa…?
Vikrant—Yahi ki deshraj to hamara hi admi hai phir aapne uske baap ko kyo marwa diya…? Aur ilzam avinash ke sir daal diya….deshraj to vaise bhi uska dushman hi tha….?
Thakur—chote, ye rajneeti ek shataranj ke khel ki tarah hai…isme ko koi kisi ka dost nahi hota hai….mouka milte hi sab gaand maarne ke liye hath me lund pakde khade rahte hain….tumne shayad dhyan nahi diya ki jab bhi hamne uss sale avinash ke khilaf kuch karne ki koshish ki to black star ne hame rok diya….deshraj hamara nahi balki black star ka admi hai lekin usko bhi black star ne avinash ke khilaf kuch bhi kadam uthane se rok diya….isliye maine deshraj ke baap ko marwa kar ek teer se do nishane lagaye hain…
Vikrant—main kuch samjha nahi…?
Thakur—Pahla to yahi ki uske baap ke hatya me avinash ka naam aa gaya jisse deshraj ab kisi bhi surat me avinash ke khandan se badla lega..aur black star bhi ab avinash ka sath nahi dega aur na hi hame ya deshraj ko uske khilaf kuch karne se rokega…..aur hum avinash ke khandan ki har aurat se apni bahan ki luti izzat ka badla lenge jo ki black star ke hastakshep ki vajah se sambhav nahi tha….ab khud black star bhi avinash ka dushman ban jayega.
Vikrant—lekin avinash ne to deshraj ko pahle bhi kutte ki tarah dho chuka hai kayi baar tab bhi black star ne avinash se dosti karne ko kyo kaha….?
Thakur—kyon ki tab ladayi ki shuruwat hamne ki thi…nilesh ko avinash ne mara ek ladki ko bachane ke liye, farm house me hamare admiyo ko mara jyoti ko bachane ke liye, tumhe gaon me mara uss langdi ladki ko bachane ke liye, deshraj ko mara kyon ki usne avinash ki kisi pahchan ki ladki ko jabran arrest karwa ke uska rape karne ki koshish ki isliye..yaha har jagah avinash se ladayi ki shuruwat hamari oar se huyi thi…..kintu iss bar deshraj ka baap mara gaya hai jisme naam avinash ka aa gaya jab ki uske baap ki to koi galti bhi nahi thi…ye sidha sidha avinash ki taraf se black star ko chunouti jaise lagegi….
Vikrant—wah bhaiya kya gajab ki chaal chali hai aapne….aur sala koi jindagi bhar jaan bhi nahi payega ki deshraj ke baap ka asli katil koun hai….? Sab avinash ko hi mujrim samjhenge….hihihihihi…avinash, tu apne aap ko saand kahta tha na.. ab dekhna kaise tere ghar ki har ladki aur aurat..randi khane ki shobha badhayengi…tere samne unn sab ko nangi kar ke pelunga ab to……hihihihihi
Idhar akhir vo samay aa hi gaya jiska sabhi ko badi hi besabri se intazar tha….match reiffery ka ishara hote hi iss bahupratikshit fight ka shubharambh ho gaya….under taker ne start se hi apne attacking tevar jahir kar diye.
Main defensive mod ikhtiyar karne ki soch raha tha…lekin usne apne pahle hi attack me mujhe bolley ball ki tarah dono hatho se pakad kar upar utha liya.
Under Taker—P..A..N..G..A
Raj—abe sale chaddi pahalwan…abe chhod be…mar jaunga..bhosdi ke….abe chhod..niche utar..sale jungli bhainsa..abe nahi..aaaaa
Mere mana karte karte usne mujhe upar hi upar hawa me ghumate huye ring ke charo taraf lagi kaante wali taaro ke upar jor se phenk diya…jisse meri poori pith chhil kar lahu luhan ho gayi.
Main dard se karahte huye abhi dhang se sambhal bhi nahi paya tha ki usne phir se utha kar dusri taraf ki taar ke upar phenk diya…maine jaldi se dono hatho se apna chehra dhank liya warna taar ka nukila hissa sidha meri ankh me ghus jata. Uske iss hamle se maine chehra aur ankhe to bacha li lekin baki samne ka hissa chhil gaya aur vaha se khoon bahne laga.
Under Taker—P…A…N…G…A………U.N.D.E.R…T.A.K.E.R….SE…P..A..N..G..A
Thakurain (nam ankho se mann me)—maine isliye hi mana kiya tha tumhe ki mat fight karo lekin tum nahi maane.
Jyoti (mann me)—bhagwan raj ko kaise bhi bacha lo nahi to ye hathi use maar hi dalega lagta hai aaj to..
Amtul (tension me)—arey yaar, ye raj maar kyo nahi raha hai…? Attack kar na yaar sidhe….
Siraj—sahi kaha yaar…defence karne se kuch nahi hoga…raj bhai pdf bana dalo sale ka…
Iron—iss sale hathi ki gaand me bomb laga ke phod dunga sale ko..
Usne teen char yahi kiya mere sath..kabhi idhar ki nukili taar par to kabhi dusri taraf ki nukili taar par utha utha ke phenkta raha…uska attack itna fast tha ki mujhe kuch sambhalne ya samajhne ka bilkul koi mouka hi nahi mil pa raha tha. Mera poora jism unn nukile taro ki vajah se chhalni ho chuka tha aur pith me laga thakuraine ke chaku ka ghaav bhi phir se khul gaya tha jisse aur bhi jyada taklif ho rahi thi..isliye maine bhi khud ko bachane ki bajaye attack karne ka hi mann bana liya.
Choonkiye beech me non stop fight thi….fight start hone ke baad tab tak band nahi hogi na koi beech me break hoga jab tak ki dono me se koi ek haar nahi jata.
Dard to mujhe bahut ho raha tha kintu phir bhi maine ab hamla karne ki thaan chuka tha….poora jism chhilne ke karan mujhse khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha..phir bhi himmat juta ke main jaise hi khada hone ko hua vaise hi usne piche se meri gardan apni baho me jor se jakad li..mujhe aisa lagne laga jaise ki gale ki haddiya chaknachur ho ja rahi hain.
Saans lene me dikkat hone ke karan main chhat patane laga ki tabhi meri nazar apni chodu gang par pad gayi jo ki ring ke paas me hi baithe huye the…vaha maine amtul ko tension me minto fresh khate dekha to mere dimag ki batti jal uthi… minto fresh khao ..dimag ki batti jalao….
Maine turant apna ek pair uske pair me jaldi se phansa kar ek tez takatwar jhatka diya jisse uska balance bigad gaya aur vo dhadam se piche ki taraf gira, sath me main bh uske upar ja gira.
Ye sab apratyashit dhang se itna achanak aur jaldi hua ki usko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya..niche girte hi uski pakad jaise hi kamjor padi vaise hi maine apne sir ko thoda upar utha kar jor se uske chehre par jaldi jaldi chaar paanch baar patak diya…jisse uski pakad bilkul dheeli pad gayi aur main turant uski giraft se azad ho kar palat ke ek kas ke thappad uske gaal par chipka diya…
Raj—tadaaakkkkkkkk
Thappad itna jordar tha ki uski goonj poore stadium me sunayi de gayi…poora stadium shocked ho gaya…kisi ko bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi ki aisa kuch bhi ho sakta hai under taker ke sath vo bhi ek dehati ganwar ladke ke samne….aur phir iske sath hi sunayi dene lagi sabhi ke khushi me apni apni jagah se uth kar jor jor se chiilane ki awaze….poora stadium iss ek hamle se hi khushi se jhoom utha.
Thakurain (khadi ho kar)—yahooo…come on….hit them..
Jyoti (bhigi ankhe)—come raj….maro sale ko..
Amtul (uchhalte huye)—come on yaar….maar de sale ki gaand maar de…
Iron—phod daal sale ko....
Siraj—aur maar bhai....tujhe jeetna hi hoga.....ye chodu gang ki izzat ka sawal hai....aur maar jhatulle ko...
Jitu—bhai ek thappad meri taraf se bhi....
Under taker ki naak se khoon bahne laga tha aur uska gaal poora lal pad chuka tha aur uska dimag hi jhan jhana gaya iss thappad se…ab uske chehre par gussa haavi hone laga tha…vo turant uth kar tezi se mujhe maarne ke liye meri taraf aaya vaise hi maine furti se taar ko pakad kar jhul gaya aur phir hawa me lahrate huye ghum kar uski pith me ek laat dhar diya jor se jisse vo jitni tezi se aaya tha usse duguni raftar se unn nukile taaro se ja chipka.
Under taker ka ek taraf ka poora chehra unn taaro se chhil gaya aur khoon tapakne laga…poore stadium me ek bar phir se mere naam ki bajaye saand….saand ki goonj prati dwanit hone lagi.
Tabhi mere kano me kisi ki jani pahchani si awaz sunayi padi...maine chounk kar dekha to ye sheetal didi thi jo daoudte huye idhar hi aa rahi thi...lekin unhe beech me hi suraksha karmiyo ne rok liya...vo mera naam le ke kuch bol rahi thi kintu shor sharabe ke beech kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha.
Nazar hati durghatna ghati wali kahawat yaha bhi charitarth ho gayi....mera dhyan jaise hi under taker se hat kar sheetal didi ki taraf gaya..apne do hamle vifal jane aur maar khane se vo gusse me to tha hi....utne samay me usko sambhal kar agla waar karne ka mouka mil gaya.
Main abhi didi ki taraf dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi usne piche se mera ek hath aur sir ke baalo ko pakad kar jor se ghumaya aur phir tezi se mujhe taar par chipka diya..lekin mujhe chhoda nahi balki usse sataye huye huye aage tak khichte le gaya halanki maine apne chehre ke samne ek hath laga liya tha phir bhi dard se mera bura haal ho gaya.
Hath chhil jane se khoon bahne laga, kuch kharonche chehre par bhi aayi...chehre se hath sata hone ke karan mera poora muh rakta ranjit ho gaya....ye dekh kar sheetal didi jor jor se fight band karne ko chillane lagi rote huye...thodi der me maa aur baki sab bhi pahuch gaye unki bhi halat didi jaisi ho gayi.
Under taker ne mujhe niche gira kar jor se mera hath marod diya jisse main dard se cheekh utha....itne par bhi uska mann nahi bhara to usne mere chehre par mukko ki barsat karni shuru kar di.
Meri ankho ke samne andhera chhane laga tha....dhang se uska chehra bhi nazar nahi aa raha tha aur jo dikh bhi raha tha to vah bhi dhundhla dhundhla.
Malti (rote huye)—chhod do...mere bete ko chhod do...mat maro use.....hum sab ka ek hi to sahara hai vo...
Koi kisi ko samjhane ki sthiti me tha hi nahi uss samay...vo apne aap ko hi dhadas nahi bandha pa rahe the to dusro ko kya sambhalenge... ? yahi disha mere aur avinash ke sath raghu ke sabhi chahne walo ki ho rahi thi..sab ki ankhe bheegi huyi thi.
Under taker ne mere jis hath ko maroda tha ussi ko dubara pakad ke iss bar mujhe jidhar didi thi uss taraf utha kar patak diya...aur phir jaldi se meri pith me baith kar gardan ko daboch liya...ek hath se gardan ko pakad kar vo lagatar dusre hath se mujh par mukko ki barish kiye ja raha tha.
Tabhi meri nazar samne chali gayi jaha suraksha karmi meri maa aur sheetal didi ko piche ghasit kar le ja rahe the..unka poora chehra anshuo se bheega hua tha.
Halanki ye sab mujhe saaf saaf to nahi dikh raha tha lekin jitna bhi dekhi aur samajh me aaya, usko dekh kar mere andar ka jwala mukhi phoot pada...main ek jhatke me hi palat gaya aur phir ek mukka under taker ke muh par maar diya...vo kuch samajh pata ki isse pahle hi maine ghum kar ek ghoonsa uske kaan ke niche kas ke jama diya jisse uske kaan se khoon ki ganga bah chali.
Under Taker (chillate huye)—P..A..N..G..A.........P..A..N..G..A......P..A..N..G..A.......(hath ke anguthe ko niche jhuka kar ishara karte huye) …Now You Finish..I’ll kill you……P..A..N..G..A
Vo gusse me meri taraf lapka lekin main turant side ho gaya aur aur ek hath jor se uski kanpati me jad diya jisse vo samne ki taar se takra kar dhadam se niche gira.
DGP—come on avinash...come on......hit him.....tumhe aaj jeetna hi hoga....shabash..aur maro...
Stadium me ek bar phir se shorgul hone laga jaha kuch samay se sab aise shant ho chuke the jaise ki unhe saanp soongh gaya ho....maine turant uske girte hi uske upar aa gaya aur ek hath se uski gardan daboch li aur dusre fracture wale hath se dhire se sabki nazar bacha kar apne hathiyar ko bahar nikala aur uski chaddi ko piche se ek taraf khiska ke uski gaand me saand ka laand thok diya....uski gaand se khoon bah chala aur vo dard se cheekhne chillane lag gaya...
Under Taker (jor se cheekhte huye)—aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......aaaaahhhhhhhhhh......aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. P.A.N.G.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Vikrant—ye itna chilla kyo raha hai... ?
Thakur (shocked)—pata nahi ye under taker ek ladke ko maarne me itna time kyo laga raha hai…? Madarchod chilla to aise raha hai jaise ki kisi ne uski gaand maar li ho…?
Raj—maine tujhse kaha tha ki “Mujhe Maar Sake, Itna Dum Nahi Kisi Videshi Saand Mein…..Sabko Aaj Pata Chalega, Kitna Dum Hai Ek Deshi Laand Mein.”
"Gaand Mara Mara Tu Gaandu Bhaya, Lund Pel Pel Landura,
Karne Ko Ab Kuch Baki Na Raha, Ab Kaam Hua Sab Poora.. "
Phir cheekhte cheekhte vo behosh ho gaya to maine jaldi se apne jaduyi hathiyar ko pinjre me band kar ke kisi tarah se khada hua aur uske pet me ek laat maar ke palta diya.
Raiffery ginti ginta raha lekin vo to gaand fatne se behosh ho chuka tha….raiffery ne mera hath pakad ke winner ghosit kar diya…iske sath hi poora stadium khushi se uchhal pada….lekin main jamin par let gaya aur phir meri ankhe dhire dhire band hoti chali gayi…..
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