SAAND
UPDATE- 110
Siraj (jor se)—chup rah madarchod….jyada chillaya to tera lund kaat ke tere hi muh me ghused dunga…. aaj to poore gaon me tum dono thakur bhaiyo ki ‘Gaand Maaro Contest’ karaunga main aur phir dono ka PDF banaunga.
Raj—haweli me jitni bhi bur wali hain…sab ko bharo gadi me…..aaj sab ki chudegi….
Bas kya tha haweli ki sab ladies ko gadi me bitha kar hum chal pade gaon ki taraf….sheetal didi mere sath shanti ki gadi me baith gayi.
Ab aage…….
Mujhe drive karne me behad taklif ho rahi thi…shayad mera hath phir se fracture ho gaya tha ya phir abhi pahle ka hi fracture theek nahi hua tha….sheetal didi mere kandhe par sir tika kar baithi huyi thi aur mujhe hi bina palak jhapkaye dekhe ja rahi thi jisse main apne aap ko kuch asahaj jaisa mahsoos kar raha tha…halanki sadhna ko khone ka gum ab bhi mere dil me tha kintu sheetal didi ke paas me hone ki vajah se vo dard kuch kam jarur ho gaya tha.
Raj—didi, aise kya dekh rahi ho…? Samne dekho…nahi to mujhse kuch galti phir ho jayegi aur ap gussa ho kar mujhe thappad maarne lagogi.
Sheetal (mann me)—raj aaj bhi mujhse kitna pyar karta hai….pyar to main bhi usko bahut karti hu…lekin usse kaise kahu ki main hi uski sadhna hu….? Mujhe pahchan lene ke baad kya raj khud ko rok payega…? Mujhe nahi lagta ki ye jaanne ke baad ki main sadhna hone ke sath sath uski sagi bahan bhi hu, vo mujhe chahne se khud ko rok sakega….? Main khud bhi to uski chahat ki yaado ko lakh koshisho ke baad bhi apne dil se nahi mita payi hu…kaash ye samaj ke bandhan nahi hote do pyar karne wale dilo ke beech me….kaash main raj ki bahan nahi hoti….mera dil aaj bhi raj ke liye hi dhadakta hai, ye jante huye bhi ki vah mera chota bhai hai…ye to main ya mera dil hi janta hai ki main kaise khud ko badi mushkilo se rok pati hu…lekin karu bhi to kya karu, ghar pariwar ki izzat aur maan maryada ka bhi to khyal rakhna padta hai…kitni vivash hu main…mujhe maaf kar dena mere bhai…
Ye sab sochte sochte sheetal mujhse kas ke lipat gayi….unki ankhe bhar aayi thi…anjane me hi unka ek hath mere toote huye kandhe se takra gaya jisse meri dard me doobi sitkar nikal gayi aur didi ka dhyan pahli bar mere hath ki taraf gaya.
Sheetal (shocked)—raj..kya hua…? Tumhe chot lagi hai….? Tum dard me chillaye kyo…? Aur tumhara plaster kaha gaya..?
Raj—vo…vo maine nikalwa diya…
Sheetal—kyaaaaaa…tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho….? Tumhara hath abhi theek se juda bhi nahi tha ki tumne nikalwa diya.. kya jarurat thi plaster nikalwane ki….?
Raj—plaster bandhe hath se main apko kaise bachata unn bhediyo se….?
Sheetal (anshu bahate huye)—pagal hai tu….chal pahle plaster dubara lagwa…
Raj—nahi didi, abhi nahi….pahle inn dono haramiyo ka full and final kar du tab uske baad…..
Sheetal (nam ankhe)—inn dono ko police ke hawale kar de…gaon le ke kyo ja raha hai….? Vaise bhi kitni buri tarah se mara hai tune dono ko…
Raj—inhe inki aukat dikhane….aur pls aap rona band karo warna main inn dono kutto ko yahi jinda jamin me dafna dunga…haan mara hai aur abhi aur bhi marunga….unhone himmat kaise ki aap ko chhune ki bhi….agar kisi ne apko hath bhi lagaya to gardan kaat dunga main uski…
Sheetal—akhir kyo…?
Raj—bas vajah mat pucho didi….na main bata paunga aur na hi aap sun paogi….
Sheetal (mann me)—vajah to main janti hu raj….
Main gadi chalate huye ek bar phir se sadhna ki yaad me khone laga…tabhi meri nazar side mirror par chali gayi…sheetal didi ka chehra anshuo se bhiga dikha mujhe to maine lower ki jeb se rumal nikal kar unhe saf karne laga…aur uske baad phir se mirror me dekhte huye drive karne laga.
Raj (mann me)—sadhna tum mujhe chhod kar kyo chali gayi….abhi tak to main tumhare vapis loutne ke intazar me jee raha tha…ab kaise jiyunga….?
“Maine Apni Har Saans, Tumhari Gulam Kar Rakhi Hai,
Logo, Maine Ye Zindagi Badnaam Kar Rakhi Hai,
Ab Ye Aayina Bhi Kya Kaam Ka Mere…?,
Maine To Apni Parchhayi Bhi Tumhare Naam Kar Rakhi Hai.”
Maine mirror ko fold kar diya kyon ki sadhna ki yaad aate hi mera gussa phir se badhne lag gaya tha aur phir speed me gadi chalate huye gaon aa gaya…piche piche chodu gang bhi pahuch gayi..logo ne jab thakur aur vikrant ko iss haalat me dekha to sab chounk gaye….dono bhaiyo ki haalat badtar ho chuki thi…raste bhar ghisatne ke kaaran unka sharir chhalni ho chuka tha.
Dekhte hi dekhte ye khabar poore gaon me aag ki tarah phail gayi….sheetal didi ne ghar ja kar sab bata diya…sunte hi sab bhagte huye vaha aa gaye…lagbhag poora gaon hi vaha ekattha ho gaya.
Raj (gusse me)--"Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega."..sab ke sab yahi khade raho.
Thodi hi der me vaha jyoti, doctor vikky aur plumber bhi pahuch gaye jinhe amtul ne bulaya tha....maa bhagte huye mere paas aa kar mera sir chumne lagi.
Malti—inhe yaha kyo laya hai beta…?
Jyoti—han, inko police ke hawale kar do…apne hath me kanoon mat lo…
Raj (jor se)—maa, issi kamine ne tumhare daaman ko hath lagaya tha na….inhone meri sheetal didi ko chhune ki jurrat ki hai…isliye inhe saza bhi main hi dunga….aur jyoti madam, uss waqt apka ye kanoon kaha tha jab thakur logo ki izzat se khel raha tha aaye din…? Amtul bhai, hosh me lao inn dono madarchodo ko…
Jitu ne dono ke upar balti bhar pani udel diya jisse dono hosh me aate hi dard me cheekhne chillane lage…dono ke karib ja kar maine unke muh par jor se laat mari.
Malti—beta chhod de inhe…
Raj (gusse me)—nahi maa...aaj beech me mat aana...tumhe meri kasam......aur gaon walo..sab log kaan khol kar sun lo...ye dono madarchod ab doudenge lekin tum sab ko bari bari se inn dono thakur ki gaand maarni hai...agar kisi ne aana kani ki to uska bhi yahi haal karunga...samajh gaye....
Meri gusse me dhamki sun kar sab ki gaand phat gayi...sabse jyada to dono thakur ki....mandakini aur chetna bhi buri tarah se kaamp gayi .....maa ko dekh kar pahli bar thakur ki samajh me sara mazra aaya.
Thakur—nahiii.....hame chhod do....maaf kar do...
Raj (gusse me)—dosto, bhagao dono ko gaand me laat maar ke….agar ye sab se bach gaye to sochunga…
Siraj (jor se)—gaon walo….ye gaand maaro contest hai….jo sabse jyada inn dono haramiyo ki gaand marega usko ek laakh inam diya jayega….aur dhyan rahe ki isme sab ka hissa lena compulsory hai…jo inki gaand nahi marega uske sath bhi yahi kiya jayega….ya to ek laakh jeeto ya khud apni gaand marwao….
Agle hi pal dono bhaiyo ko nange hi khada kar ke laat maar kar amtul ne gira diya…vo jiske ghar ke samne gire uss ghar ke admi ek laakh aur apni gaand bachane ke lalach me dono par pil pade….sab aurate ghabra kar bhitar chali gayi aur kuch der me jhadu belan le kar bahar aayi aur phir vo bhi mardo ke sath me bhid gayi…dono bhaiyo ki gaand me jhadu belan ghusedne me….
Dono ko baar baar hosh me laya jata lekin itne lundo ko vo kaise jhel pate….maine plumber ko ishara kiya to vah drill machine le kar dono ki gaand me hole karne lag gaya…dono bhai dard se cheekhte rahe kintu unki pukar sunne wala koi nahi tha iss samay…shanti ek taraf khadi mushkura rahi thi.
Raghuhalkal—ab dono ka hole chouda ho gaya hai…teen teen log lund dalo madarchodo ki gaand me ek sath….
Raj (gusse me)—thakur madarchod….ab pata chala..saand se bhidne ka kya natiza hota hai…aur tu vikrant..teri maa ko chodu…maine tujhse ek din kaha tha na ki jis din tu mere haramipan se waqif ho jayega uss din gaand me dhakkan lagwa lega….tune gaand me to dhakkan lagwaya nahi lekin dekh aaj mera haramipan….
“Main bhi marunga dono ki gaand.” Pata nahi ek bhikhari bhi ghus aaya vaha..
Raj—chal maar le tu bhi…
Thakur—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Vikrant—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Uss bhikhari ne jam kar kar dono ki gaand mari jab tak vo unki bajata raha dono bhai cheekhte rahe, chillate rahe…maa sab ko le kar ghar chali gayi thi.
Siraj—ab time hai gand maaro contest ke result ka…….”Gaand Bhast…Bhikhari First.”
Raj—thakur…netra daan maha daan….marte marte tu bhi punya kama le….doctor, inn dono madarchodo ki ankhe aur kidney nikal lo…kisi garib ka hi bhala ho jayega…
Ye sab scene dekh kar doctors ki bhi phati padi thi…unhone aanan fanan me vahi par dono ka operation start kar diya.. bina behoshi ka injection lagaye hi…..dono dard jhelte huye marr gaye tadap tadap kar.
Raj—iron bhai…dono ki gaand me bomb ghused kar phod dalo….
Iron—hihihihi….iss kaam me to mujhe bahut maza aata hai….
Aur phir iron ne dono ki gaand me bomb fit kar ke unhe hawa me upar uchhal diya….jisse hawa me hi dono bhaiyo ke chithde ud gaye……
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