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UPDATE- 179
Malti—aaaahahhhhh….theek hai..agar tera mann iss umar me mujhe phir se maa banane ka hai to main jarur tere bachche paida karungi..rajjj…akhir tum ab mere pati ho……aaahhhh…. mujhe chod chod kar mujhe apne bachcho ki maa banana tumhara adhikar hai rajjjj…lekin sab tumhe hi sambhalna padega aage sab ko….aaahhhhh
Maine maa ki chuchi ko dono hatho se daboch kar unke upar jhuk gaya aur hoth chuste huye toofani speed se maa ki bur ko chodne laga…thodi hi der me mere lund se lambi lambi pichkariya nikal kar maa ki bur ke bhitar unki bachchedani ko bharne lagi…itne salo baad apni bur me garam garam veerya ki dhar girte hi maa bhi khud ko nahi sambhal payi aur vo mere sath hi jhad gayi.
Main maa ke upar hi let kar apne lund ko unki bur me nitharta raha..aur phir unse chipak kar let gaya….subah jab meri ankh khuli to samne dekhte hi main hadbada gaya.
Ab aage…….
Samne sheetal didi khadi mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi…mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye sheetal didi hi hain kyon ki sadhana mujhe aise gusse se kabhi nahi dekhegi….maa ka pata nahi kab uth kar chali gayi thi mere paas se.
Sheetal (daant kar)—ye kya kumbh karan ki tarah so raha hai…? Itna bhi dhyan nahi hai ki aaj ghar me shadi hai.. kuch kaam bhi ho sakta hai..
Raj—vo maine maa se kaha to tha ki mujhe subah jaldi utha dena…lekin maa ne uthaya hi nahi…
Sheetal—maa ki tabiyat kharab kaise ho gayi…? Vo langda kyo rahi hai…?
Raj—mujhe kya pata…? Main raat bhar jaag thodi hi na raha tha ki mujhe malum hoga…
Sheetal—idiot…le pakad apni coffee…aur phir jaldi se fresh ho kar nasta karne aa jana samajha..jyada time laga to soch lena..
Raj—didi, ab main sp ho gaya hu…kuch to meri post ka lihaz kiya karo…jab dekho mujhe daant-ti rahti ho..aise me meri post ki insult hoti hai…
Sheetal—achcha, ye to maine socha hi nahi tha….yahi ruk..main abhi apni chappal le kar aati hu…
Raj (hadbada kar)—kyaaaa…chappal…..?
Didi ke jate hi Main jaldi se coffee pi kar bahar aa gaya kyon ki subah subah main chappal se pit kar muhurt kharab nahi karna chahta tha aur fresh hone gaya to bathroom khali hi nahi tha…to maine socha ki chal ke maa ko hi dekh leta hu…lekin maa mehmano ke paas baithi huyi thi to main bhi unke paas hi chala gaya.
Kanchan—uth gaya mera beta…ja nasta kar le…
Raj—haan bua, pahle fresh ho lu..lekin abhi bathroom khali hi nahi hai..
Kanchan—haan vo sarika gayi hai abhi nahane ko….tu ek kaam kar na…vo aa jaye to chale jana..
Raj—theek hai bua….(malti ki taraf dekh kar)..maa, didi kah rahi thi ki tumhari tabiyat theek nahi hai…kya hua…?
Malti (mushkura kar)—hmmm, vo thoda bathroom me fisal gayi thi…(mann me)..sab teri raat ki kartoot ki vajah se hai ki mujhse chalte bhi nahi ban raha hai, abhi tak vaha par dard hai.)
Raj—chalo, chalo main doctor ko dikha lata hu..
Malti—nahi, iski koi jarurat nahi hai..(mann me)..tere sath gayi to tu mujhe bilkul hi apang kar dega…do char din to ab main kuch karwane ki halat me nahi hu.
Raj—nahi maa, chalo taiyar ho jao...kahi jyada bigad gayi tabiyat to…?
Pushpa—haan bhabhi chali jao na raj ke sath…
Malti—iski ab koi jarurat nahi hai didi....sheetal ne dard door karne wali goli de di thi khane ko…ab araam hai…raj, tum ek kaam karna, apne fufa ji ke sath bazar chale jana…kuch shadi ka samaan kharidna baki rah gaya hai…
Raj—theek hai maa.
Main vaha se uth kar sadhana se milne chala gaya lekin vaha sheetal didi bhi baithi thi..aur sath me minakshi didi apni kuch saheliyo ke sath thi..mujhe dekhte hi didi phir bhadak uthi.
Sheetal (daant kar)—maine tujhe fresh hone ko kaha tha na…abhi tak aise hi ghum raha hai..
Raj—abhi bathroom khali nahi hai….phir mujhe fufa ji ke sath market bhi jana hai to socha ki sadhana ko kuch mangwana to nahi hai, isliye puchne chala aaya…
Sheetal (muh bana kar)—use jo bhi jarurat hogi, main dekh lungi…tujhe chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai..(mann me).. mujhse nahi puchta ki kya chahiye…? Uski itni fikra hone lagi isko..
Minakshi didi meri taraf tension bhari udas nazro se dekh rahi thi…lekin mera dhyan to sadhana ki taraf tha, vo bhi mujhe hi dekh rahi thi…maine usko ishare se apne piche aane ka bol kar vaha se bahar aa gaya…sadhna mera ishara samajh kar uthne lagi to sheetal didi ne taang ada di..
Sheetal—kya hua…kaha ja rahi ho…?
Sadhana—bas abhi aati hu…vo minakshi ko dene ke liye mujhe kuch gift manwana hai to raj ko bol deti hu..
Sheetal—tum yahi baitho..main bol dungi usko…
Sadhana—theek hai….(purse se paise nikal kar)…ye raj ko de dena..
Sheetal—iski jarurat nahi hai…hamara jo kuch bhi hai, usme tumhara bhi utna hi haq hai jitna ki mera…tum koi parayi nahi ho..
Sadhana—lekin…
Sheetal (beech me hi)—(gale laga kar)..koi lekin vekin nahi…..main bol dungi raj ko…
Main bahar khade ho kar sadhna ke bahar nikalne ka intazar karta raha..lekin vo jab nahi aayi to main fresh hone ke liye bathroom ke paas ja kar darwaja khatkhatane laga…
Raj (mann me)—ye sadhana bhi na..mere bulane par bhi nahi aayi…jarur sheetal didi ne aane nahi diya hoga…ye didi bhi na, meri janam kundli me saanp ki tarah kundli maar ke baith gayi hain.
“Do minute ruko, khol rahi hu..kapde to pahan lu.” Andar se sarika ne jawab diya.
Thodi hi der me darwaja khula to khulte hi main andar ghus gaya.....andar sarika apni saree pahan rahi thi to bas usko dekhta hi rah gaya…sarika ekdam mast lag rahi thi…mujhe bathroom ke andar khade dekh kar vo bhi sakpaka gayi pahle.
Raj (upar se niche tak dekh kar)—wow.. ! beautiful...what a sexy..
Sarika (sakpaka kar)—kyaa... ?
Raj—nahi..kuch nahi...main to ye kah raha tha ki upar wale ne badi hi fursat me banaya hai aap ko....kaash aap bua ki nanad nahi hoti to...
Sarika—to kya... ?
Raj—to main aap se shadi kar leta..vaise abhi bhi kuch nahi bigda..sochta hu aap ko bhaga le jau kahi ...
Sarika (sharma kar)—kuch bhi bolte ho tum raj...
Raj—sachchi, aap bahut khubsurat ho….aap ke liye special kapde launga aaj, jo aap ki khubsurti me chaar chaand laga denge….
Sarika (sharmate huye)—tum nahao..main chalti hu..
Raj—ek minute suniye to…
Sarika—(darwaje ke paas ruk kar)..kyaaa….?
Raj—kam se kam apna size to bata do…
Sarika—kyaaa…?
Raj—aap ke liye kapde lana hai na….size malum hoga tabhi to ekdam fitting ke launga na….main chahta hu ki aap aur bhi sundar dikho..
Sarika ne meri baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur sharmate huye vaha se bhag gayi…uske jate hi maine darwaja band kar ke lower utar kar nanga ho gaya…chaddi to akhiri bar maine kab pahni thi, yaad hi nahi hai…shower chalu kar ke nahane laga…Tabhi koi darwaja knock karne laga...main to full nanga ho kar naha raha tha, aisi halat me darwaja kholna to possible tha nahi.
Raj—koun hai…?
“Vo..mere kuch kapde bathroom me hi rah gaye hain…thoda khol do to main apne kapde le lu.” Bahar se sarika ki awaz aayi.
Awz sunte hi main samajh gaya ki ye sarika hai…maine bathroom me nazar daudayi to hanger me mujhe uski bra aur panty ke sath sath saree, peticot tange huye dikh gaye jo ki geele the…khair saree peticot se mujhe kya lena dena tha to albatta maine uski bra aur panty ko utha liya aur dekhne laga…
Bra ka size 34’’ dekh kar dil khush ho gaya…panty me samne bur ke paas safed daag bana hua tha jo kafi dark tha..shayad isiliye dhone ke baad bhi nahi chhuta tha…main uss daag ko gaur se dekhne laga…lund apne poore ufaan par aa gaya bur ka khyal mann me ubharte hi.
Sarika—raj, darwaja kholo na…
Raj—haan, khol raha hu..
Maine uski bra aur panty ko apne lund par taang diya aur phir upar se towel lapet liya…towel lapetne par bhi vaha ka hissa tambu ki tarah utha hua tha….phir maine darwaja khola…sarika andar aate hi apne kapde wali jagah par dekhne lagi aur maine mouke ka fayda utha kar door lock kar diya….jaise hi use darwaja band hone ka ehsaas hua to vah hadbada gayi.
Sarika—ye…ye..darwaja kyo lock kar diya….?
Raj—vo to hawa se apne aap hi band ho gaya hai..maine thode hi band kiya hai…
Sarika ki nazar towel ke andar mere khade lund par aa kar ruk gayi….uski upar ki saans upar aur niche ki saans niche hi rah gayi…dil tezi se dhadakne laga…usko aise apne lund ko ghurte dekh kar mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.
Raj (dhire se)—pasand aaya…? Chahiye kya.... ?
Sarika (sakpaka kar)—kkk...kyaa... ?
Raj (mushkura kar)—vahi..kapde....kyo..aap kya samjhi thi... ?
Sarika (niche dekhte huye)—kkk..kuch nahi.....yaha to sirf do hi kapde hain...mere baki kapde kaha hain... ?
Raj—baki ke kapde to aapne pahan liye honge....ek bar check kar ke dekh lo...pahne hain ki nahi.... ?
Sarika—main yaha hanger me tange kapdo ki baat kar rahi hu...
Raj—kyo..aur koun se kapde the saree aur peticot ke alawa.... ?
Sarika—vo...vo...do kapde aur bhi the inke sath me....vo nahi mil rahe...main yahi rakh ke le jana bhul gayi thi jaldi jaldi me..
Raj—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jaldi jaldi me aap ne vo kapde pahan liye ho... ? ek bar check to kar lo...
Sarika—geele kapde bhala kyo pahanungi…?
Sarika abhi bhi chor nazro se beech beech me mere lund ko dekh leti thi aur khade khade apne dono pair aapas me ragad rahi thi…main uski taraf badhne laga to vo hadbadane lagi aur piche hat kar deewar se tik gayi.
Sarika (dhire se)—raj, pls darwaja khol do…kisi ko malum chala ki main yaha tumhare sath bathroom me hu to sab mere baare me na jane kya kya sochenge….aur pls mere kapde de do…
Raj (paas aa kar dhire se)—koi kuch nahi sochega….koun se kapde nahi mil rahe aap ke…?
Sarika—mujhe nahi malum…main ja rahi hu..yaha se….
Raj (hath pakad ke)—aap ne meri baat ka jawab nahi diya.... ?
Sarika (dhire se)—raj, mujhe jane do...
Raj—chali jana, achcha yahi bata do...aap ko bhaga le jau..... ?
Sarika (dhire se)—main tumse umra me bahut badi hu, raj…hihihi…mere kapde de do pls..
Raj—chahiye kya….?
Sarika—kyaaa... ?
Raj—vahi jo aap itni der se dekh rahi ho...
Sarika (hadbada kar)—nn..nahi..main ne kuch nahi dekha...
Raj—phir bhi bata do...chahiye kya.... ?
Sarika (dhire se)—raj..hath chhodo..mujhe jane do..
Raj—pahle batao chahiye ki nahi….?
Sarika (lund ki taraf dekh kar)—(dhire se)…kyaa.... ?
Raj—kapde
Sarika—tum kapdo ki baat kar rahe the…?
Raj—hmmm…kyo aap kya samjhi thi….?
Sarika (sharam se)—kuch nahi..
Raj—to batao chahiye ki nahi….?
Sarika—chahiye, tabhi to aayi hu….pls..de do na…
Raj—main to de hi dunga aap ko…lekin pahle aap mujhe apni to de do…
Sarika (chounk kar)—kyaaa….?
Raj—mera matlab hai ki apne size ka naap de do mujhe..tabhi to main aap ke liye bazar se kapde la kar dunga na… pata nahi aap kya samajh rahi thi…? Kuch aur bhi chahiye tha kya…?
Sarika—mmm..mujhe kuch nahi chahiye…bas mere kapde de do..
Raj—tabhi to bol raha hu ki pahle aap mujhe, apni de do …matlab apne size ka naap..
Sarika (sharma kar)—mere vo kapde to tumhare paas hi hain…khud hi dekh lo..
Raj—ab mujhe kya pata ki vo kapde aap ke fitting ke hain bhi ya nahi….kaho to main khud hi apne hath se check kar lu..?
Sarika (dhire se)—mujhe jane do…phir akele me check karte rahna…
Raj—akele me kyo, yahi check kar leta hu…
Itna kah kar main sarika ke aur karib ho gaya aur uske upar jhukne laga to vo sakpakane lagi…maine hath badha ke usko kamar se pakad ke apni taraf khich liya.
Sarika (hadbadate huye)—rajjj….ye galat hai…pls jane do mujhe….agar kisi ko malum chal gaya to main kahi ki nahi rahungi.. pls..rajj..
Raj (kaan me)—mere hote huye kisi ki himmat nahi hai aap ko kuch bolne ki…aap daro mat…
Maine dhire se uske kaan ko chum liya jisse vo ekdam se sihar gayi….aur ankhe band kar li…main samajh gaya ki ye bhi chudna to chahti hai bas duniya aur samaaz se darti hai….kaan se chumte huye main uske gaalo tak aa gaya aur phir uske kaamp rahe hotho par apne hotho ki mohar laga di…..hotho ko chumte hi sarika jor se mujhse khud hi chipak gayi.
Hotho ko chuste huye mera ek hath uski kamar se hote huye gaand par pahuch gaya aur uske dono golo ko daba daba kar unka jayza lene me laga jabki dusra hath blouse ke upar pahuch kar uski chuchiyo ko halke halke masalne laga.
Main abhi kuch aur aage karta ki tabhi bahar se sheetal didi ki awaz aane lagi jisse sarika ne ghabra kar mujhe dhakka de diya.. Iss chakkar me meri towel ke andar lund me tangi uski bra panty niche gir gayi…sarika ki nazar jaise hi unn par padi to vo uthane ke liye niche jhuki magar usse pahle hi maine utha liya.
Sarika (dhire se)—raj, de do na..dekho..sheetal bhi idhar hi aa rahi hai pls..
Raj (panty dikhate huye)—pahle batao ki ye daag kis cheez ka hai…?
Sarika (sharma kar)—mujhe nahi malum..
“arey vo kumbh karan, bathroom me hi so gaya kya phir se…? chal jaldi se bahar nikal, mujhe bhi nahana hai.” Iss bar bilkul darwaje ke paas se sheetal didi ki awaz aayi.
Didi ki awaz sunte hi sarika aur bhi jyada darr gayi..usne mere hath se apni panty ko jhapatne ki koshish ki to maine hath piche khich liya…to usne jaldi se darwaja khola aur tezi se bahar bhag gayi…mera durbhagya ki sheetal didi vahi darwaje ke paas hi khadi thi.
Sarika ko bathroom se nikal kar bhagte dekh sheetal didi ke kaan turant khade ho gaye….vo ekdam shocked ho kar kabhi bathroom ko to kabhi sarika ko bhagte huye dekh rahi thi.
Aur phir agle hi pal vo dandanate huye bathroom me ghus aayi….aur andar aate hi jab unhone mere hatho me bra panty dekhi to unka poora chehra gusse se tamtama gaya…lund bhi madarchod ‘ jhanda ooncha rahe hamara’ ki tarz par sir uthaye khada tha..jisse sheetal didi aur bhi jyada bhadak gayi.
Sheetal (gusse me)—chatttaaakkkk……kya kar raha tha uske sath andar….?
Raj (hadbada kar)—kkkk…kis ke sath….? Mmm…main to..bbb..bas…naha…raha tha..
Sheetal (gusse me)—achcha, tu do ghante se uske sath andar ghuse naha raha tha…? Chatttaaakkkk…maine tujhe mana kiya tha na ki usse door rahna..kya kar raha tha….?
Raj (gaal sahlate huye)—kkkkk…kuch bhi to nahi kar raha tha….
Sheetal (gusse me)—ye tere hath me kya hai…..?
Maine hadbada kar jaise hi apne hatho ki taraf dekha to chounk gaya kyon ki mere ek hath me sarika ki bra to dusre hath me uski panty thi, jisse main apne gaal sahla raha tha…maine jaldi se dono ko ek taraf phenk diya….lund to gaal me thappad padte hi darr kar chupchap turant baith gaya tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—mmmm…ye…ye… meri nahi hain….kasam se…
Sheetal (gusse me)—main yahi darwaje par khadi hu…jaldi se naha ke bahar nikal…..phir batati hu aaj tujhe…
Raj (mann me)—madarchod..iss lund ne pareshan kar diya hai..lagta hai ki madarchod ko kaat ke phenk du….maza ye leta hai madarchod aur saza gaalo ko bhugatni padti hai…
Maine jaldi se apna lower uthaya aur vaha se bahar chala gaya…fresh hone ke baad bina fufa ji ke sath market jane laga to tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya.
Raj (mann me)—didi, iss samay nahane gayi hain…iska matlab ki jo bahar hai, vo meri sadhana hai…jaldi se apni jaan ki ek pappy le leta hu…
Rama Kant—raj beta, chalo na…phir lout kar baraat ki taiyari bhi to karni hai…
Raj—haan fufa ji…bas do minute..abhi aaya..
Main bhag kar andar gaya minakshi ke room me jaha sadhna bhi baithi huyi thi minakshi ke paas aur maa bhi…ye dekh kar main nirash ho gaya ki pappy lene ka koi chance nahi milne wala.
Raj—sadhna tum bhi chalo na mere sath market…
“Tu phir se aa gaya, ruk abhi batati hu tujhe.” Jise main sadhana samajh raha tha vo sheetal didi nikli.
Raj (shocked)—didi..aap…? lekin aap to nahane gayi thi na…?
Sheetal—tujhe isse matlab…mera mann..pahle usko bhej diya..main baad me nahaungi..
Raj (nirash)—theek hai..main chalta hu..
Sheetal—sun..market se sadhana ke liye kuch kapde aur jwellery le aana aur mere liye bhi….uske paas kapde nahi hain pahanne ke liye….aur kuch gift bhi le lena minakshi ko dene ke liye sadhna ke vaste…. aur kisi se jhagda nahi karna aur phone chalu rahna chahiye..main phone karungi samjha..
Raj—hmm..theek hai..
Main phir vaha se nikal gaya….raste me firefox ko bhi sath me le kar fufa ji aur chacha ke sath market chala gaya…market pahuch kar fufa aur chacha samaan lene ke liye dukaan me ruk gaye jabki main firefox ke sath mall me aa gaya.
Market pahuch kar fufa aur chacha samaan lene ke liye dukaan me ruk gaye jabki main firefox ke sath mall me aa gaya.
Firefox—bhai, aap do din se kaha gayab ho agye the…?
Raj—ab kya batau yaar…pata nahi main kaise nashe ki halat me jaisalmer ke registan me pahuch gaya tha…dusre din subah pata chala ki main kaha hu…
Firefox—registan me…? Hahahahaha…vo didi raat bhar aap ko city me dhoond rahi thi…bechari kitna ro rahi thi aap ke liye….
Raj—hmmm…ye to hai bhai….meri didi ki yahi to khoobi hai….jab unke samne rahta hu to mujhse ladti rahti hain aur jab door hota hu to roti hain…..aur tumne didi ko kya bataya ki maine daru pi thi aur tum ko bhi pilayi thi…?
Firefox—to kya karta bhai….apni jaan sab ko pyari hoti hai….unko sach bata ke mujhe unke chappal thode hi khane the..vo aap ko hi mubarak ho…hihihihi
Raj—pata nahi yaar…main ab sp ban gaya hu…phir bhi meri post ka jara bhi khyal nahi karti hain..bas peetne lag jati hain mujhe jaise ki main koi kolhu ka bail hu…
Firefox—bail nahi saand ho aap….hihihihi
Main vahi mall me gaya tha jaha uss din jhagda hua tha isliye sabhi pahchanne lage the…mujhe dekhte hi manager khud hi bhag kar mere paas aa gaya.
Manager—aaiye sir…welcome sir…..kya lena hai sir….? Bata dijiye..main nikalwa deta hu…
Raj—vo to main bata hi dunga….manager sahab…lekin pahle ye to bataiye ki aap ke ghar me koun koun hain..?
Manager—vo kyo sahab…?
Raj—bas general knowledge ke liye…
Firefox (mann me)—lagta hai ki ye saand ab manager ke ghar par bhi chadhne wala hai…hihihi…?
Manager—mere ghar me mere alawa, meri biwi, aur do ladkiya hain…meri maa aur ek bahan bhi sath me hi rahti hain… kabhi aaiye na sir hamare ghar..coffee pine ke liye…meri badi beti bahut achcha banati hai…
Raj—koun si class me padhti hain ladkiya….?
Manager—badi wali BCA kar rahi hai aur choti wali 12th me hai….aur bahan ki shadi karne ke liye ladka dekh raha hu…
Raj—theek hai apna address bata do..kisi din jarur aaunga tumhare ghar…bhai inke ghar ka pata likh lo….aur sath me sab ke naam bhi likh lena….kya pata kab jarurat pad jaye…
Firefox (mushkura kar)—jarur bhai…
Manager (add likhane ke baad)—sir kya lenge…?
Raj—manager sahab..ek kaam kariye…aap ke mall me jo best quality ke kapde hain unme se 7 salwar suit pink colour ke aur 7 blue colour ke nikalwa dijiye…yahi colour bra aur panty ka bhi rahega..size 34-32-36….same yahi lahnga choli me hi hona chahiye….
Manager—ok sir..
Manager ne turant hi ek sales girl ko bula kar apne cabin se mere bataye naap aur colour ke kapde nikalwa kar mujhe de diye…maine paise dene chahe to usne nahi liye….firefox ne bhi apne liye kuch kapde le liye…
Manager—sir, ek bar jarur aana hamare ghar..main aapka intazar karunga sir..
Firefox—ayenge jarur ayenge…
Hum mall se nikal pade aur ek jwellery shop me ja kar teen diamond neckless liya aur vapis fufa ji ke paas jane laga ki tabhi meri nazar ek paan ki dukan ke paas khade ladke par gayi to maine gadi rok di….ye vahi ladka tha jise minakshi didi pyar karti hain aur jisse shadi na ho pane ki vajah se dukhi rahti hain…unhone apne mobile me mujhe iski photo bhi dikhayi thi….mere rukne ki main vajah ye thi ki uske sath me iss samay ek ladki bhi thi.
Firefox—kya hua bhai…yaha kyo rok diya aapne…?
Raj—yaar ek kaam karo…vo jo ladka dikh raha hai na…uski kundli nikalo ja kar….
Firefox—koi khas baat hai kya…?
Raj—pahle pata to karo…
Firefox—abhi karta hu…
Firefox (usko awaz laga kar)—ye lawde….idhar aa bhosdi ke…
Ladka (paas aa kar)—kya hai…aur gali kyo de rahe ho…?
Firefox—jitna puchu..utna jawab de...warna, piche se gaand me danda ghusedunga aur muh se nikalunga..samjaha..jhantu
Ladka—maine kiya hai sir... ?
Firefox—naam kya hai tera.... ?
Ladka—ji ankit..
Firefox—tere khilaf complain hai..ki tu ladkiyo ko pareshan karta hai...chal baith gadi me...
Ankit—ye jhuth hai…maine kisi ladki ko nahi chheda…
Firefox—achcha to phir tere sath vo ladki koun hai…?
Ankit—vo meri bahan hai..
Firefox—aur naam…
Ankit—ankita
Firefox—achcha…bhosdi ke..tu usko chodta nahi hai sale…?
Ankit—aap ye kaisi baat kar rahe hain sir, vo meri bahan hai..
Firefox—sale raat din usko chodta hai aur bolta hai ki bahan hai…chal thane madarchod.. baith gadi me..chal.chal..chal baith…andar sp sahab baithe hain, vahi teri khabar lenge ab dhang se….
Firefox ne ankit ko vahi khada kar ke uske sath wali ladki ko bhi awaz de kar vahi bula liya…jabki main bahar nikal kar uss pan ki dukan me ciggrette pine laga…cigrrette pite huye main meenu didi, rashmi, jyoti, kumkum, anuradha, vrinda, arti, thakurain, vandana, chhamiya, chodu gang aur shilpa se bari bari thodi thodi der tak baate karne me lag gaya.
Ladki—ji, kya kaam hai…?
Firefox—naam…?
Ladki—ankita…kyo kya kaam hai…?
Firefox—vahi ju tu karti hai…chudwayegi….?
Ankita (gussa hote huye)—tamiz se baat karo...
Firefox—tamiz se baat karu, to theek hai...to tamiz se hi karta hu.. .Mohtarma-e-aliya, ye nacheez banda aap ke jalwa-e-hushn ka shikar ho gaya hai.....aap ke mubarak paawon ke beech jo darwaja-e-jannat hai....usme ye nacheez apne auzar-e-ishq ki dakhila-e-gachagach ki ijazat chahta hai......mohtarma-e-aala, aap ki nawajish hogi........agar aap apna poora libas-e-chilman utar ke apne mubarak paawon ke darmiyan hamare nacheez auzar-e-ishq ko dakhila adaa farmaye....banda aap ke badan-e-makhmal ko apne badan-e-bekaraar se ghamasan malish-e-azim dete huye aap ke jannati darwaje ko bhitar tak apne ishq ke pani aab-e-lawda se gusal karana chahta hai.
Ankita (shocked)—main aap ki shikayat karungi…thane me..
Firefox—tera baap teri kitni tarif karta firta hai ki meri beti aisi hai..meri beti vaisi hai….aur tu iss ladke ke sath chudwati ghum rahi hai…sharam nahi aati tujhe…iss mariyal ladke se chudwate huye..anari chodaiya matlab bur ka satyanash..
Ankita (gusse se)—aap ko sharam nahi aati, aisa bolte huye…vo mera bhai hai…..bhaiyaaa …chalo yaha se…
Firefox—are ruk to…sun to pahle..
Lekin vo nahi ruki aur gusse me ankit ke paas ja kar uska hath pakad ke vaha se chali gayi … unke jate hi main bhi gadi ke paas aa gaya.
Raj—kya hua..kuch pata chala…?
Firefox—haan yaar..vo dono bhai bahan hain….ankit aur ankita….Sali badi teekhi mirchi hai..
Raj—hahahaha…chalo…chale..
Phir hum fufa ji aur chacha ke paas aa gaye…unki kharid dari bhi ho chuki thi….unko le kar ek hotel me lunch karne ke baad hum vapis ghar lout aaye….andar ghuste hi billi rasta kaat gayi.
Sheetal—itna time kyo laga diya….? Kya kar raha tha ab tak…?
Malti—usko do minute saans to lene de, maharani…bechara aaya nahi ki ration pani le kar chadh gayi uss par…
Sheetal—tumne hi bigad ke rakha hai maa isko….baad me roti ho phir….chal la packet de idhar..
Raj (mann me)—ek kaam karta hu..ye pink wale kapde sadhna ko de deta hu aur blue wale didi ko…sadhna ab se daily yahi pink wale kapde pahnegi kyon ki 7 swt le kar aaya hu to mujhe sadhna ko pahchanne me bhi koi dikkat nahi hogi ab.
Sheetal—khade khade hi so gaya kya….? Chal de idhar..dekhu to kya le kar aaya hai…?
Raj—ye lo..ye aap ke liye....sadhna kaha hai... ?
Sheetal—chal de mujhe..main de dungi usko...
Sheetal didi jabardasti samaan chheen kar le gayi andar..aur main baki kamo me lag gaya ....shaam tak fursat hi nahi mili.. shaam ko jab baraat aane ka time hua to sab taiyar hone lagi..ye dekh kar main bhi room me ja kar ready hone laga… jab ready ho kar bahar aane laga to bathroom jate huye pink lanhga choli pahni sadhna mujhe dikhi..mera dil khushi se nach utha….wakayi me sadhna iss dress me bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi…kamar aise matka kar chal rahi thi ki uski chaal ko dekh kar nagin bhi sharma jaye..
Main khud ko iss sunahri mouke ka fayda uthane se nahi rok paya ..aur sadhna bathroom me ghusne hi wali thi ki tabhi main daud kar usko piche se apni baho me bhar liya aur chumne laga.
Raj—ohh..sadhna..meri jaan...kitni khubsurat lag rahi ho tum....badi mushkil se akele me tumhe pyar karne ka mouka mila hai....chal aa ja bathroom me jaldi se isse pahle ki meri vo hitlar didi kawab me haddi ban kar aa jaye..chal aa ja..uummm
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