SAAND
UPDATE- 192
Main uske hotho ko chumne me laga raha…aur sadhana ki saanse betahasha ki bullet train ki bhanti chalne lagi thi..uske upar ek nasha havi hone laga, ye nasha tha pahle pahle pyar ka jisme vo poori tarah se madhosh ho chuki thi..vo bhi ab apni taraf se mera poora sath dene ki koshish kar rahi thi..lekin uske sath dene ke tarike se hi malum chal raha tha jaise ki vo pahli bar kisi ko kiss kar rahi hai.
Sadhana ke adhro se amrit ras peete huye mere hath anayas hi uski pith se sarakte huye uski makhmali gaand par pahuch gaye…aur phir vo sadhana ke dono chutad par kaste chale gaye.
Sadhana ne chumban tod kar mujhe dekhne lagi aur phir jane kya soch kar, apne aap hi apne hoth mere hotho par tika diye..magar tabhi..
Ab aage……
"Rajjj…kaha hai…ragini didi aapne dekha hai raj ko.....ki kaha hai….?" bahar se sheetal didi ki awaz aayi..
Ragini—abhi abhi to sadhana ke sath yahi par tha..
Sheetal didi ki awaz sunte hi sadhana hadbada gayi aur jaldi se kiss karna chhod kar badi tezi me vaha se bhag gayi… sheetal didi abhi bahar hi khadi thi, unhone sadhana ko uss goshala se nikalte dekh liya jo bhagte huye bar bar apne hoth poch rahi thi…ye dekhte hi sheetal ka dimag chakkar khane laga…
Sheetal (shocked)—(apne aap se)..ye uss sunsan janwar bandhne ke kamre me ghus karr kya kar rahi thi…? Aur itni tezi se muh pochte huye andar kyo bhag gayi…? Kahi raj bhi to vahi andar…..!
Bas kya tha, unke dimag ke andar shaq ki suyi meri taraf ghum gayi aur vo tez kadmo se chalte huye uss janwaro wale kamre me ghus aayi,…aur ghuste hi idhar udhar dekhne lagi..tabhi unki nazar mujh par pad hi gayi jaha main ek kone me chupchap khada tha.
Sheetal (ghurte huye)—kya kar raha tha….?
Raj—hihihihihihi
Sheetal (gusse me)—jyada hihihihi kiya na to marungi to muh toot jayega tera….jaldi se bata ki kya kar raha tha ya phir utaru chappal….?
Raj (hadbada kar)—vo…vo…vo..main ..(dimag par jor dalte huye) ..main..kya kar raha tha…yaad nahi aa rah hai…main kya kar raha tha…?
Sheetal (chappal utarte huye gusse me)—abhi yaad dilati hu main….
Raj (hadbadahat me jaldi se)—nahii…nahi..yaad aa gaya…haan, mujhe yaad aa gaya….vo..vo…main na gaay ka doo…dooo… doodh nikal raha tha..
Sheetal (chilla kar)—achcha tu..koun si gaay ka doodh nikal raha tha…aur kaha hai vo gaay….? Aur ye tere hoth me lipistik kaha se lag gayi….? Bol de ki ye bhi gaay ne lagayi hai…
Raj (haklate huye)—haan…vo gaay kaha gayi….aaa..abhi..abhi..to yahi thi….haan, yaad aaya…vo gaay…bhag gayi… aur..aur ye lipistik bhi gaay ki hi hogi, vo jab doodh nikaal raha tha to lag gayi hogi…..god..promise..sachchi didi..
Sheetal (gusse me)—Chattttaaakkkkk….bewaqoof samajhta hai mujhe…(kaan pakad kar)..chal nikal bahar..phir pilatu hu aaj doodh tujhe…bahut doodh peene ka shouk hai na..chal …..
Raj (gaal sahlate huye)—aaaahhh…didi, kaan chhodo..dard kar raha hai…aaahhh…maa bachao…
Sheetal (gusse me)—karne de dard….koi nahi bachayega aaj..chal pahle andar…phir teri tarike se khabar leti hu..
Didi mera kaan pakad kar khichte huye bahar le aayi....vo to achcha hua ki uss samay koi vaha par tha nahi...warna meri izzat ka to kachra ho gaya tha... tabhi mera phone bajne laga.
Raj—aaaahhh..didi, kaan chhodo...mera phone baj raha hai....
Lekin Didi ne kaan nahi chhoda magar khadi jarur ho gayi..maine jeb se mobile nikal kar screen me dekha to meri halat kharab hone lagi...call thakurain ka tha, jisko maine apne phone me ‘BUR’ ke naam se save kiya hua tha...meri samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki ab kya karu..isliye maine call cut kar diya...lekin agle hi pal vo phir bajne laga...maine dekha to phir se uska hi tha.
Sheetal—kis ka phone hai....?
Raj (ghabra kar)—vo…vo…hihihihi…home minister ka call hai…(phir se call cut)..
Sheetal—to baat kyo nahi kar raha…call kyo cut kar raha hai…?
Raj—vo..koi khas baat…nahi hai….main baad..me unko..call kar lunga…
Call cut karne ke baad vo phir se mujhe vaise hi pakad kar le jane lagi…magar shayad aaj meri kismat mere sath nahi thi.. phone phir se bajne laga…didi phir ruk gayi..
Sheetal—chal baat kar…
Raj (screen me dekh kar)—vo baad me ..karunga…(mann me)…ye thakurain ko bhi abhi hi apni maa chudwane ki padi thi..
Sheetal—chal de phone mujhe…main baat karungi..
Raj (hadbada kar)—nahii..nahi…vo home minister sir naraz ho jayenge…confidential baate hoti hain na ye..isliye..
Sheetal (mann me)—home minister sir ka call hai aur raj unki call ko ignore kar raha hai…ya kuch aur baat hai..? jarur daal me kuch kala hai…jo raj mujhse chhupana chah raha hai...
Sheetal—chal phone de mujhe..
Raj—nahi..didi..vo mujhe chillayenge phir..
Magar sheetal didi ab kaha manne wali thi…unke dimag me shaq ka kida jo bulbulane laga tha…vo phone chheenne ki koshish karne lagi to maine call phir se cut karne ki koshish ki magar tab tak unhone mobile mere hatho se chhuda liya.
Aur phir call kis ka hai ye dekhne ke liye jaise hi screen ki taraf dekha to usme ‘Bur’ naa likha dekh kar unka dimag hi kharab ho gaya…aur gusse se unhone call pich kar ke loud speaker on kar diya…rahi sahi kasar dusri taraf se thakurain ne poori kar di…
"Hello janu…main kab se tumhe call kar rahi hu, apni bur se naraz ho kya…?" thakurain ne sheetal didi ke kuch bolne se pahle hi apna speeker khol diya.
Raj (apne sir me hath rakh kar)—lo, maiya chud gayi..
Thakurain ke muh se Ye shabd sunte hi sheetal didi ka para full high voltage par pahuch gaya….unhone gusse se mobile ko vahi pade patthar par jor se patak diya jisse itne manhge mobile ki bhi maiya chud gayi.
Sheetal (full gusse me)—chatttaaakkkk…..to ye hai tera home minister..haan…chatttaaakkkk…
Raj (gaal pakad ke)—didi meri..baat to suno pahle..
Sheetal (chillate huye)—chatttaaakkkk….koun thi ye kutiya….?
Raj (muh latka ke)—(gaal sahlate huye)..mujhe kya malum….?
Didi phir se mujhe maarne ke liye hath uthayi hi thi ki tabhi unke itni jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar maa, ragini didi aur kanchan bua bahar nikal aayi..maa ne turant didi ka hath pakad liya.
Malti (chilla kar)—sheetall….kya ho raha hai ye…? Kyo maar rahi hai bechare ko…?
Sheetal (gusse me)—tum beech me mat bolo maa…tumne hi isko itna bigada hai..
Ragini—lekin ab kya kar diya usne… ?
Sheetal didi unse bahas karne lagi..to mouka pa kar maine jaldi se apna toota phoota mobile utha kar vaha se turant rafuchakkar ho gaya.
Sheetal (chillate huye)—rajjjjj....main kahti hu ki ruk ja...nahi to aaj bahut maar khayega mere hatho..
Lekin ab main kaha rukne wala tha...pinjde se nikalte hi pankshi udne me hi apni bhalayi samajhta hai...maine bhi vahi kiya...piche palat kar bhi nahi dekha.
Raj (mann me)—ye sheetal didi ..jarur pichle janam me meri dushman rahi hogi....ghar me itna kaam pada hai karne ko..lekin didi ko to har waqt meri jasusi karne ke siwa dusra koi kaam aata hi nahi hai...jab se aayi hain tab se chodna to door bur dekhne ke bhi laale pad gaye hain...yaha tak ki chain se mera mootna bhi mushkil kar diya hai....aaj vapis ghar jaunga hi nahi, phir dekhta hu ki kaise maarti ho... ? roj roj ka mera mazak bana ke rakh diya hai...
Idhar sab ki daant khane ke baad sheetal didi daudte huye bathroom me ghus gayi aur vahi farsh me baith kar rone lagi.. jabki main firefox ke ghar chala gaya.
Sheetal (rote huye mann me)—mere sath hi hamesha aise kyo hota hai…? Kyo sab log mere pyar ke dushman bane huye hain…? Maine kya bigada hai kisi ka ki Jis ko dekho vahi mere raj ko mujhse chheenna chahti hai…inn randiyo ki gaand me itne bade bade kide pad jaye...bur me itni hi aag lagi hai to bujhane ke liye mera raj hi mila tha sabko...sali ja kar kisi saand ka lund..nahi, saand nahi..kisi kutte ka lund apni bur me dalwa kar apni pyas bujha le lekin mere raj ka picha chhod de.....aur ye raj bhi na, mere pyar ko kyo nahi samajhta….ki uski sadhana main hu…..?
"Jaha Se Tera Mann Chahe, Vaha Se Meri Zindagi Ko Padh Le..
Panna Chahe Jo Bhi Khule, Har Panne Par Tera Hi Naam Hoga."
Yaha jab main firefox ke ghar pahucha to darwaja band tha…maine jaise hi darwaja knock karne ke liye hath upar kiya tabhi mere kano me kuch aisa sunayi pada jise sunte hi mere kaan khade ho gaye.
Andar se kisi ke khusar phusar karne ki awaz aa rahi thi jisme se ek awaz janana thi…maine andar dekhne ki koshish kiya to kuch nahi dikha….lekin darwaje lakdi ke the jinke dono paato ke beech jhirri hoti hai…vaha se maine andar jhank kar dekha to chounk gaya.
Andar khatiya par ek aurat saree upar uthaye nangi leti huyi thi aur ek admi uske upar chadhe dhakadhak uski bur me lund pele ja raha tha.. halanki unn dono ka chehra dikhayi nahi de raha tha…thodi der baad ladke ne position badal kar chodne ki niyat se uske upar se hata to dono ka chehra dikhayi de gaya.
Aurat ki umra lagbhag 30-35 saal ke aas paas lag rahi thi..jabki ladka to apna firefox hi tha…ye dekh kar maine jaldi se darwaja knock karne laga jor jor se…darwaja khatkhatane ki awaz se dono ghabra gaye aur vo aurat jaldi se apni saree niche kar yaha vaha chhupne ki koshish karne lagi.
Karib 15-20 minute baad firefox ne darwaja khola…uske chehre se saaf pata chal raha tha ki thoda ghabraya hua hai.. lekin jab usne mujhe dekha to chounk gaya.
Firefox—rajj bhai..ye aap ho…!
Raj—to kya main uska bhoot hu…? Kya kar rahe the, darwaja kholne me itna time laga diya….?
Firefox—(mushkura kar)…vo..vo main so raha tha..
Raj—lekin mujhe to aisa lag raha hai jaise ki tum kuch mehnat kar rahe the..
Firefox—aisa hi tha…ab sone me bhi to mehnat lagti hai na…
Raj—kahi maine disturb to nahi kar diya….agar aisa hai to bata do..main baad me aa jaunga…
Firefox—arey nahi bhai…ab aapse kya chhupana…asal me kisi ki le raha tha..magar aapne beech me aa kar sab gadbad kar di…
Raj—ohhh sorry…phir main chalta hu..apna kaam nipta lo..
Firefox—kya baat hai bhai…aap ke gaal itne lal kyo hain aaj…? Subah subah hi muhurt ho gaya kya aaj….hihihihi…?
Raj—ab kya batau yaar…apni to kismat hi jhand hai Sali…sp ban gaya hu phir bhi sala koi izzat nahi hai…
Firefox—sheetal didi ki baat kar rahe ho na aap…?
Raj—sheetal didi ke alawa aur kis ki gaand me itna dum hai jo mujhe maarne ki himmat kar sake…kahde khade main vahi par unki maa nahi chod dalunga…khair tum apna maza poora karo…main chalta hu..
Firefox—arey ruko na raj bhai…aao aaj sath me maza karte hain..mere ghar wale bhi market gaye hain..shaam se pahle nahi ayenge..
Raj—tum karo yaar..main faltu me kabab me haddi nahi banna chahta..phir ye koi jaruri to nahi ki vo mujhe bhi dene ko taiyar ho haye..
Firefox—ae bas dekhte jao mera kamaal….chachi, bahar aa jao..
Raj—kyaaa…ye tumhari chachi hai…?
Firefox—arey nahi...mere pados me rahti hain...main unhe chachi bolta hu..meri sagi chachi nahi hai..vo minakshi didi ki saheli chanda hai na, vo iski hi nanad hai..
Firefox andar kitchen me gaya aur phir thodi der me samjha bujha kar use le aaya...maal mast thi..ye chachi bhi...aa kar vo ek taraf sir jhuka kar khadi ho gayi..
Firefox—are ye mera dost hai..police me sp hai...police walo ka lafda to kabhi na kabhi hota hi rahta hai...inhe de dogi to tumhe jarurat me kaam ayenge..
Raj—rahne do yaar..jab uska mann nahi hai to jabardasti karne ka koi matlab nahi hai..tum karo..main ja raha hu..
"Sahab rukiye, main taiyar hu....aap ko dene me to mera fayda hi hoga aage." Usne dhire se kaha.
Raj—matlab ki tum apni marzi se mujhe apni bur dene ko taiyar ho….?
Vo—ji sahab..main apni marzi se aap ko de rahi hu..bas aap bhi mera khyal rakhiyega..kewal itni hi vinti hai..
Raj—naam kya hai…?
Vo—ji parul..
Firefox—khadi kyo ho sir jhuka ke...jao mere yaar ko apni bur to dikhao pahle...
Parul chalte huye mere paas aa gayi aur chupchap khadi ho gayi..use kuch karte na dekh maine hath badha kar uski chuchiyo ko blouse ke upar se hi pakad liya aur dabane laga jabki firefox uski saree utarne me lag gaya…saree utarte hi usne peticot ka nara bhi khol kar utar diya aur uski bur chatne me lag gaya.
Chuchi dabayi aur bur chusayi ke Double hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se chudasi ho gayi aur aahe bharne lagi...maine uska blouse aur bra utar diya jisse vo hamare samne ab poori nangi khadi thi.
Raj (chuchi dabate huye)—chuchi to mast hai tumhari parul…tumhara admi dabata nahi hai kya teri chuchiyo ko…?
Parul—aaaahhh…aise hi kas kas ke dabao sahab…mere mard me dum hota to yaha thodi nangi khadi hoti main…aah
Kuch der tak main uski chuchiyo ko dabata aur chusta raha jabki firefox uski bina jhaanto wali chikni bur ko chakhne me bhida raha….jab vo bahut jyada garam ho gayi aur apni bur me lund ghusedne ki bhikh mangne lagi tab ja kar hamne use masalna aur chusna chhoda.
Parul ne iske baad mere kapde utarne lagi jabki firefox to nanga hi tha pahle se..bas mere aane se usne ek towel bhar lapet li thi…jaise hi parul ne mujhe nanga kiya to vaise hi uski ankhe phatne ko ho gayi.
Raj—aise kya dekh rahi ho…tumhare admi ke paas lund nahi hai kya…?
Parul (shocked)—hai to lekin meri hath ki choti ungli ke barabar…chota aur mariyal chuhe jitna…magar aap ka to saand jaisa hai…
Firefox—hahahaha…ye saand hi hai…
Parul—tum bhi kam nahi ho…sahab kya main ise thoda sa muh me le kar chus sakti hu…?
Firefox—neki aur puch puch…raj bhai aap let jao…aur chachi tum kutiya ban jao..main jab tak piche se kutta ban ke tumhari bur me lund pelta hu tab tak tum mere yaar ka lund piyo..
Main niche let gaya aur parul kutiya pose me mera lund chusne lagi jabki firefox uski bur ko thokne me lag gaya..uski ek chuchi ko main mees raha tha to dusri ko firefox..usko cheekhne ka mouka bhi nahi mil raha tha kyon ki ek taraf se muh chudayi ho rahi thi to dusi taraf se bur pelayi..
Firefox—chachi aaj to apni ye gori mast gaand de de…
Parul—aaahhh....nahi..gaand bilkul kori hai..kabhi ek ungli tak nahi gayi aaj tak meri gaand me.....main sah nahi paungi..
Firefox ka kaam poora hote hi main uski jagah par aa gaya aur meri jagah par firefox...poora lund ghusedte ghusedte vo do bar behosh huyi..lekin jab maza aane laga to piche gaand dhakel dhakel kar bur chudwane lagi.
Parul—aaahhhh....aaj to meri bur phat gayi poori......aaj main dhang se bur chodi ban gayi... aaaahhh...aur jor se chodo.. khoob phad do meri bur ko...meri bur ke chodne wale chhed ko apne lund se chod chod ke khoob bada kar do sahab.. aah bahut maza aa raha hai…. aaaahhhhh
Lagbhag ek ghante tak uski bur ka kachumar banane ke baad maine use kisi tarah se gaand dene ke liye taiyar kar liya.. phir shaam hone tak main aur firefox bari bari se uski gaand aur bur me lund pel pel kar uske dono chhed chouda karne me lage rahe…magar khatiya dhokha de gayi, beech me hi toot kar bikhar gayi…hamne parul ko jamin me bistar bichha ke pelna shuru kar diya….parul ki to halat hi khasta ho chuki thi…uske andar bistar se uthne ki bhi himmat nahi rah gayi.. poora bistar uski bur aur gaand ke khoon se lathpath ho chuka tha.
Raj—maza aaya ki nahi parul.. ?
Parul—maza to bahut aaya sahab lekin ab saza bhogne ki bari hai..(mann me)..
"Do Do Saand Ne Pel Pel Kar, Meri Bur Ko Bana Diya Bum Bhosda,
Gaand Ki Aisi Halat Ho Gayi, Jaise Ho Koi Phata Hua Taanpura."
Akhir me jab parul ne hath jod liye to hamne bhi kisi sharif insaan ki taraf uss par daya dikhate huye ek bar aur pel kar chhod diya…phir kisi tarah dono ne mil kar uski bur aur gaand me lage khoon ko saaf kiya aur use kapde pahnaye.. uske uthne ki himmat bilkul nahi thi to hum dono ne kisi tarah sahara de kar use uske ghar pahuchaya…achcha hua ki uss samay uske ghar me uski buddhi saas ke siwa koi nahi tha.
Usko le ja kar ek bistar me litane ke baad maine use dus hazar diye jisse uske chehre par khushi ki chamak aa gayi..iske baad main aur firefox bike se city chale gaye.
Vaha ja kar maine apne liye ek naya mobile kharida aur phir dgp se milne chala gaya…vahi dusri taraf amilpur me…
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