Incest SAAND

[Sabhi91]

Great, Anand bhai.....
Dil ko thandak mil gai is garmi mai aapke dubara darshan hone se....

Ye black star to zarurat se zada hi kamina nikla.... Mujhe ye ummid hai ki raaj black star ka gaand ummid se zada phadega....
Waiting for next.....

SAAND
UPDATE- 245​

Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..

Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi.

Ab aage……

Black Star—ajib kism ke admi ho tum..maine tumhe janamdin ki mubarakbad dene ke liye call kiya, bajaye mera dhanyawad karne ke tum to gussa hone lage..

Raj (dimag kharab)—madarchodd..matlab ki baat kar..phone kis liye kiya hai…?

Black Star—maine tere liye ek special gift bheja hai tere janam din ke shubh avsar par…lagta hai ki tune abhi tak dekha nahi hai…?

Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa gift….?

Black Star—jab dekhega to tere hosh ud jayenge…

Raj (tension, mann me)—kahi madarchod ne kisi ko tapka to nahi diya….?

Black Star—tu ab tak meri paheli samajh nahi paya..lekin mujhe ummid hai ki mera gift dekhne ke baad jarur samajh jayega…ja ja kar pahle gift dekh le…main ek ghante baad phir se tujhe phone karunga…aur haan, gift dekhte samay apne dil ko kabu me rakhna kahi aisa na ho ki tera heart fail hi ho jaye…? Hahahaha.

Ye sunte hi mera dimag tension me aa gaya…sabse jyada mujhe iss baat ka darr tha ki kahi madarchod ne kisi ka kalyan na kar diya ho…? Uska phone call cut hote hi Main chacha ke paas jana chhod kar vapis tezi se ghar ki taraf palat gaya.

Jaha main black star se baate karte huye pratap chacha ke paas kheto me ja raha tha vahi ghar me subah uthte hi sadhana aur sheetal didi janam din me mile gifts ko khol kar dekhne ka kaam karne lagi..

Sabhi ke gifts khol kar vo ek jagah category ke anusar alag alag ekattha kar ke rakhne lagi….last me bacha hua gift jaise hi sadhana ne khola to usme pack gift ko dekhte hi vah aur sheetal dono hi chounk gayi….tab tak pariwar ke kuch member vaha aa chuke the..unki bhi kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki ye mazra kya hai…? Magar kamre me koi aisa bhi tha ki uske andar laddoo phoot rahe the jaise ki use pahle se pata ho ki uss cd me kya hai…?

Sheetal (chounk kar)—ye kya hai….? Kaisa gift hai ye…?

Sadhana (hairan)—ye CD hai…gift me cd dene ka kya matlab ho sakta hai….? Aur ye diya kisne hai….?

Sheetal (tension)—mujhe to abhi se dekhte hi tension hone lagi hai….naam dekh packet me dene wale ka naam likha hoga.

Sadhana (packet dekhte huye)—nahi, kisi ka bhi naam nahi likha hua hai iss par…ab pata kaise chale ki iss cd me hai kya..?

Sheetal—ek kaam karti hu..main raj ka laptop le kar aati hu..usme laga kar dekhte hain..

Sheetal didi mere room me ja kar mere bag se laptop nikalne lagi..laptop le kar vo sadhana ko pakda diya..usne uss cd ko laga kar play kiya to dekhte hi chounk gaye sabhi…tab tak main bhi ghar pahuch gaya aur sidha didi ke room me aa gaya jaha pahle se hi ghar walo ki bheed jama thi.

Raj—didi, kuch hua hai kya, jo sab log ek sath yaha jama hain….?

Sheetal (play rok kar)—nahi to..kyo…? aur tum subah subah kaha chale gaye the….? Raat me bhi tum apne room me nahi the….? Main teen chaar aayi thi tumhare room me, kaha chale gaye the raat me….? Pata hai mujhe kitni tension ho rahi thi..

Raj (tension)—vo sab baad me bataunga didi…pahle mujhe batao ki koi bina naam wala gift aaya hai kya matlab ki jiske packet par gift dene wale ka koi naam na likha ho…? Aur ye to mera laptop hai, ye yaha koun laya…? (mann me)..achcha hua ki raat me ritu didi ko ghar se bahar le gaya tha warna lafda ho jata..

Malti—vahi gift to dekh rahe hain sabhi beta…kisi ne gift me cd bheji hai..isliye tera laptop sheetal le kar aayi hai cd dekhne ke liye…

Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..CD…bheji hai madarchod ne…?

Sheetal (ghurte huye)—rajjj..kyaa kaha tumne…?

Raj (galti samajh me aate hi)—ohh sorry didi…galti se muh se gaali nikal gayi..I’m sorry….lekin kya hai cd me….?

Rashmi—vahi to dekh rahe the ki tum aa gaye aur sheetal ne turant band kar diya…vaise bhi tumhari chhezo ko sheetal ke alawa koi hath nahi lagata hai ghar me..

Raj—hmmm…lekin vo gift specially mere liye hai…iss tarah dusro ki confidential cheeze nahi dekhni chahiye…upar se ye departmentally matter hai…chalo lao idhar..

Sheetal—lekin raj…?

Raj—sorry didi, maine kaha na ki ye police department ka matter hai…aap ko aise anjaan aur sandigdh gift ko nahi kholna chahiye..ho sakta hai ki mera koi dushman uske andar bomb pack kar ke bhej de jo open karte hi blast ho jaye..isliye aise matter pahle mujhe bataya karo, khud koi decision lene se pahle..

Laxmi (mann me)—raj sahi kah raha hai...mujhe raj ko kal wale anjan phone call ke baare me sab bata dena chahiye..

Maine laptop ko utha liya aur apne room me jane laga…jisse sheetal didi ka mood kharab ho gaya, sath me sadhana ka bhi.. main abhi darwaje tak hi pahucha tha ki tabhi laxmi ki baat sun kar kamre se bahar jate mere kadam vahi ruk kar rah gaye.

Laxmi—beta, vo kal mere paas kisi anjaan admi ka phone aaya tha jo badi utpatang baate kar raha tha mujhse..

Raj (chounk kar)—kaisa phone call…? Kya bol raha tha vo…? Aapne mujhe bataya kyo nahi…?

Laxmi—maine to turant hi sheetal aur sadhana ke sath sath sabhi ko bata diya tha..

Raj (ghurte huye)—lekin mujhe kisi ne batana jaruri nahi samjha, kyo…? Aap mere room me chal kar mujhe poori baat batao..chaliye..

Sheetal (hadbada kar)—arrey, rajjj..vo koi pagal tha…aisi koi khas baat nahi thi usme..to kya batate hum…? Kyo sadhana bhabhi, maine sahi kaha na… ? tu hi samjha na, raj ko...(mann me)..ye maa ji ne kya gadbad kar diya...ab abhay chacha ka naam sunte hi raj ko gussa na aa jaye kahi…phir use sambhalna mushkil ho jayega…

Sadhana (haklate huye)—haan..haan..rajj..vo koi khas baat nahi thi..mummy to aise hi choti choti baat par ghabra jati hain.

Raj—dekhne me cheenti bhi bahut choti hoti hai, lekin agar vo hathi ki soond me ghus jaye to uski mout ka karan ban jati hai…maa ji, aap chaliye mere room me..

Sheetal didi mujhe samjhane ki koshish karti rahi lekin main nahi ruka aur laxmi ko sath le kar apne room me aa gaya… mere piche piche sheetal didi aur sadhana bhi aa gayi…andar aate hi dono laxmi ko kuch na batane ka ishara karne lagi jise maine dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki baat kuch serious jarur hai jise sheetal didi aur sadhana nahi chahti ki mujhe pata chale..

Raj—maa ji, ab bataiye..kya baat hai…?

Sheetal—nahi, rajj aisi koi baat nahi hai…main bol rahi hu na…tujhe mujh par bhi yakin nahi hai kya…?

Raj—main phir bhi janna chahta hu didi kyon ki aap ke chehre par mujhe chinta ki lakire nazar aa rahi hain…aur aap ye janti hain ki main aap ko tension me nahi dekh sakta…isliye aap teeno ko meri kasam, sach sach bataiye ki baat kya hai..? main ab dubara nahi puchunga, batana ya na batana aap ki marzi…

Sheetal—raj, baat to kuch bhi nahi hai, jiska na to koi sir hai aur na hi pair..phir bhi tu janna chahta hai to main batati hu..

Sadhana (dhire se)—ye kya kar rahi hai sheetal…?

Sheetal (dhire se)—nahi yaar, uski kasam todne ki taqat mujhme nahi hai…vaise bhi baat hi to batana hai jisme waqai me koi dum nahi hai..

Raj—aap bataiye maa ji..aur aap dono pls..thodi der apna muh band rakhne ka kya lengi…?

Laxmi—beta, raat me mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya tha, vo bol raha tha ki tum koi bahurupiya ho aur koi raj vaaz nahi ho..usne ek address bhi diya hai aur kaha hai ki agar yakin na ho to yaha ja kar pata kar lo, sab sachchayi malum ho jayegi.

Raj—ye behuda harkat karne wala koun ho sakta hai…? Jarur sala vahi black star hoga…? Khair koi baat nahi uske bolne se kya main raj se bhoot ban jaunga…? Vo samajhta hai ki sab ko bahka kar mere khilaf kar dega…?

Sheetal—tabhi to main tujhse bol rahi thi ki bakwas baat hai..lekin tu meri sunta hi kaha hai aaj kal…?

Raj—lekin baat ko janna to mere liye jaruri tha na didi…vaise maa ji, usne address kya bataya tha…?

Laxmi—mere mobile me usne massage kiya tha, ye lo dekh lo..

Main laxmi ke hath se mobile le kar massage box check karne laga…koi unknown nuber se massage aaya tha..massage padhte hi main chounk gaya kyon ki address raghu ke ghar ka tha.

Raj (chounk kar)—arrey. Ye to raghu ke ghar ka address hai.

Sadhana—raghu..! koun raghu….?

Phir maine sadhana aur laxmi ko raghu aur avinash ke baare me sab bata diya..jise sun kar vo bhi hairan rah gayi..jabki sheetal didi ko to main pahle hi ye sab bata chuka tha, to vah iss baat par normal dikhi.

Laxmi—ab samajh me aaya ki usko, raghu ko dekh kar galat fahmi huyi hai..vo tumhe raj ki bajaye raghu samajh raha hai.

Sadhana—mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai mummy.

Sheetal—raj, mujhe vo cd dekhni hai..jaldi chalu kar na..

Raj—ye cd kisi film ki nahi hai balki black star ne bheji hai…apni congratulations ka matlab samjhane ke liye…pata nahi ab ki bar kya naya kaand kar diya isne jo mujhe cd bhej kar batana chahta hai…? Aap dono na hi dekho to achcha hai..

Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa black star ne bheji hai…?

Raj—haan, usne abhi thodi der pahle phone kar ke bataya mujhe..na jane kya dikhana chahta hai vo mujhe…?

Sheetal—tab to main jarur dekhungi..pata to chale ki uss harami ne tujhe cd me koun si dhamki di hai…? Aur agar tune ab koi cd play karne me koi aana kani dikhayi to main ye laptop patak putuk ke tod phod dungi..samajh gaya.

Raj—theek hai, chalu kar raha hu..gussa kyo karte ho…? Jab dekho gussa naak me hi dhara rahta hai aap ke..

Maine laptop me lagi cd ko play kar diya…sheetal didi mere ek taraf to sadhana dusri taraf se chipak kar bistar me let gayi jabki laxmi chair par baith kar dekhne lagi…CD start hote hi main chounk gaya, kyon ki usme main hi dikh raha tha.

Raj (mann me, shocked)—ooyee madarchod, ye to main hu…iska matlab ki iski maa ko chodu, isne meri video bana kar mujhe hi bhej di…lekin kyo…..?

Video recording ki shuruwat vaha se thi jaha se main jyoti ke ghar se nikal raha tha, uske baad main ek bus me baith kar apne gaon jaate huye phone par kisi se baat karne me laga hua tha…bus stand aate hi main vaise hi baat karte huye niche utar gaya…tabhi mere paas se ek car gujar kar gayi.

Aur tabhi dhaanyyy…dhaannyyy..goli chalne ki awaz aayi aur main khoon se lathpath ho kar vahi gir gaya….ye dekhte hi sheetal didi ki ankho me anshu bahne lage aur vo jor se mujhse lipat kar rone lagi.

Sheetal (rote huye)—kitni berahmi se mara tha kamino ne tujhe…

Raj—main bilkul theek hu didi..Jako rakhe saainya maar sake na koy…aap bevajah ro rahi ho ..

Sadhana (shocked)—rajj, tumhe goli lagi thi, lekin kisne chalayi ye goli….?

Raj—ye to uss din ki recording hai jab main jyoti ke ghar se gaon lout raha tha…aur raste me jyoti ka call aa gaya tha to usse baate karne me mera dhyan tha..kisne chalayi khud hi dekh lo…?

Maine recording aage play ki to samne se deshraj aur rahul apne admiyo ke sath mere upar fire karne me lage huye the.. par tabhi mera dhyan ek car par gaya jo mere paas se goli chalne ke pahle gujar kar aage pahuchte hi ruk gayi thi…side mirror me lage glass me uska kuch kuch chehra nazar aa raha tha jo ki mujhe kuch jana pahchana sa laga.

Maine cd ko thoda rewind kar ke piche kiya, jab vo cae mere karib se nikli thi…lekin phir dekhte hi hum sabhi chounk gaye..kyon ki rewind kar ke dekhne par jaise hi vah car mere karib se nikli thi vaise hi kuch seconds ke liye car ka glass khula aur usme se ek admi ne apni jeb me hath dala, tabhi do teen goliya aa kar mujhe lagi, iske baad vo gadi aage nikal gayi..uske aage badhte hi deshraj aur rahul ke revolver se nikli huyi goliya aa kar mujhe lagi…lekin goli chalate huye unka kisi ka scene cd me nahi aaya.

Lekin unn kuch seconds me hi uss car wale admi ka chehra nazar aa gaya…jise dekh kar main hairan rah gaya..aisa hi kuch haal sadhana, laxmi ka bhi hua jabki sheetal didi to usko by face usko pahchanti hi nahi thi magar shocked vah bhi huyi.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—abhay chachaaa…‼ sala main to abhi tak yahi samajh raha tha ki mujhe thakur ne goli marwayi thi lekin yaha to ye madarchod abhay bhi shamil tha.

Sheetal (sisakte huye)—main iss harami ko jinda nahi chhodungi jisne tujh par goli chalayi..isne jarur jeb me revolver rakhi hogi, isliye jeb me hath dalte hi goli aa kar raj ko lagi…koun hai ye harami…? (chumte huye) Bhagwan ka lakh lakh shukra hai ki tu bach gaya warna inn haramiyo ne to tujhe jaan se maarne me koi kasar baki nahi chhodi thi…

Raj (anshu pochte huye)—jiske paas aap ki jaisi didi aur sadhana jaisi pyar karne wali mehbooba ho, use bhala kya ho sakta hai…?

Sadhana (shocked)—abhayyy..

Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaa…ye harami hai abhayyy….?

Laxmi—haan, ye vahi hai..sala kamina..meri beti sadhana ke piche hath pair dho ke pada hua hai…

Raj (chounk kar)—sadhana, tumhe kaise malum ki ye abhay hai…? Kya kiya isne tumhare sath…? Dekho sadhana, sach kya hai, ye main janta hu..phir bhi tumse sunna chahta hu…tumhe meri kasam..

Sadhana (hadbada kar)—nn..nahi rajj..aisi koi baat nahi hai..vo to bas..aise hi..

Raj—tum nahi batana chaho to tumhari marzi…

“Shama Ko Shama Ki Baharo Ne Loota,
Hame Kashti Ne Nahi, Uske Kinaro Ne Loota,
Tum To Darr Gayi Hamari Bas Ek Hi Kasam Se,
Tum Dono Ki Kasam Dekar To Mujhe Hazaro Ne Loota.”​

Sadhana (tension)—na..na..nahi raj, vo baat ye hai ki abhay ne hi uss din mere sath badatmizi karne ki koshish ki thi.. aur pahle bhi vo mujhe kayi bar pareshan kar chuka hai…pata nahi vo mere piche kyo pada hua hai…? Maine kya bigada hai uska…?

Laxmi—kal bhi phone par awaz mujhe issi admi abhay ki hi lag rahi thi beta..jarur isne hi mujhe phone kiya hoga..

Raj (mood kharab)—uss madarchod ki to main ab poore vidhi vidhan se band baaje ke sath maiya chodunga..

Sheetal (chounk kar)—omg..ye..sabbb..kyaaa hai..rajjj…?

Raj—kyaaa…?

Sheetal—arrey vo sab chhod aur yaha dekh…jo ho raha hai…

Sheetal didi ki baat sun kar main bhi laptop me chal rahi CD ko dekhne laga to main bhi chounk gaya….kyon ki mujhe goli lagne ke baad thakur ke admi utha kar ek jagah le ja kar mera daah sanskar kar rahe the.

Raj (shocked)—ye madarchod kaise ho sakta hai…? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu..inki maa ko chodu, phir ye antim sanskar kis ka kar rahe hain….?

Sheetal—tera aur kis ka…?

Raj (shocked)—whattt….?

Maine rewind kar ke dekha to sach me vo madarchod mera hi kriya karm kar rahe the….ye dekh kar to main hairan rah gaya..kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ye kaise possible hai….?

Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai….? Main to yaha jinda baitha hu…aur yaha mujhe ye log jala bhi rahe hain..agar main marr chuka tha to phir jinda kaise ho gaya….?

Sadhana (hairan)—ye sab kya hai raj….?

Raj—jab meri samajh me khud hi kuch nahi aa raha hai to tumhe kya batau ab….?

Laxmi (hairan)—ab main samjhi ki vo kamina abhay tumhe bahurupiya kyo bol raha tha….?

Raj—to kya tum logo ko bhi lagta hai ki main raj nahi hu balki koi bahuroopiya hu….?

Laxmi—main kya bolu beta…lekin ye cd dekhne ke baad har koi yahi samjhega ki abhay sach bol raha tha ki tum raj nahi ho…?

Sheetal (nam ankhe)—tumhe koi kuch bhi samjhe, lekin mera dil yahi kahta hai ki tum hi raj ho…magar ye samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki ye sab kya chakkar hai….?

Laxmi—main to vishwash kar lungi lekin sheetal beta, sab ko samjhaogi kya aur kaise….? Koun yakin karega tumhari baat par iss cd ko dekhne ke baad…..?

Sheetal—jab sheetal rahegi hi nahi to koi dekhega kaise aur jab dekhega hi nahi to kuch samjhane ki jarurat hi nahi padegi kisi ko…main ye cd hi tod deti hu..

Sadhana—yaar ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jisko unko maarne ke baad jalaya vo raj ka hi koi hum shakal ho…?

Raj (confuse, tension)—nahi sadhana, jise goli lagi aur jisko utha kar sab jalane le gaye, vo main hi tha…kyon ki mujhe goli lagne tak to sab kuch yaad hai lekin uske baad ka mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai….mujhe jab dubara hosh aaya to main kisi dusri hi jagah par pada hua tha…lekin main vaha tak 50 km door pahucha kaise….? Koun le ja kar mujhe vaha phenk aaya….? Aur yaha mujhe jalaya bhi ja raha hai aur main jinda bhi hu…kya paheli hai ye….?

Sheetal—tu tension mat le…ja ja kar naha le…main sab dekh lungi..

Main vaha se uth kar nahane ke liye jane hi vala tha ki tabhi jaise mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main turant palat kar sheetal didi ke hath se cd le kar laptop me laga diya, jise ki didi bas todne hi ja rahi thi...mere aise unke hath se cd chhudane se vo bhi hairan ho gayi.

Sheetal (hairan)—raj, kya hua... ?

Raj—bas ek min ruko…

Maine cd ko forward karte huye aage badhata gaya aur jaise hi mujhe jalane wala scene aaya to main chounk gaya...mere chounkne ki vajah ye thi ki uss jagah se 100 mtr ki doori par ped ki aad me ek langda phate chithde kapde pahne dono hath upar kiye huye jor jor se apne ek pair par naach raha tha.

Uski dadhi kafi badhi huyi thi..jiske karan uska chehra saaf saaf dikhayi nahi de raha tha...sadhana aur sheetal didi ko mere dubara cd dekhne par jab kuch samajh me nahi aaya to maine unhe ungli se ishara kar ke vajah bata di.....dono uss langde admi ko dekh kar chounk gayi..sabse jyada sadhana shocked huyi...sheetal didi hairani se sadhana ki taraf dekhne lagi ankho hi ankho me kuch ishara kar ke puchte huye.

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—omg…ye..ye to vahii haii...ye langda rajasthan se yaha itni door kaise pahuch gaya….?

Sheetal (hairan, mann me)—lagta hai ki ye langda vahi hai jiske baare me sadhana ne bataya tha…lekin ye yaha kya kar raha hai….?

Raj (mann me)—ye langda koun hai madarchod…? iski maa ko chodu, kuch dimag hi kaam nahi kar raha hai..lagta hai ki kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega, tabhi kuch samajh me aa sakta hai..

Sheetal—tu yaha kya dekh raha hai….? Ja ja kar naha le..main tab tak nasta dekhti hu tere liye..aur tu iss CD ki tension na le..main sab sambhal lungi..mujhe poora vishwash hai ki tu hi mera raj hai.

Raj—thanks didi...I Love You, so much..

Main towel le kar nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf chal pada..abhi mere dimag me bas cd wali ghatna hi ghum rahi thi..ghar se bahar nikla to seema chachi shayad khet ja rahi thi main unhe rok kar chodne ka jugad karne ki soch hi raha tha ki ragini didi ne tok diya….

Ragini—raj kaha ja rahe ho…? Nahane nadi ja rahe ho kya….?

Raj—hmmm..lekin ye seema chachi itni jaldi jaldi kaha chali gayi…?

Ragini (mushkura kar)—tere chacha ke paas…vo khet me kuch jaruri kaam tha..

Raj—theek hai..main naha kar aata hu phir baat karte hain..

Main vaha se nadi ki taraf iss cd wali ghatna ke baare me sochte huye jane laga ki tabhi jeb me rakha hua madarchod mobile rone laga….maine dekha to koi unknown number tha..

Raj—hello

Dusri taraf se….

"STAR BLACK STAR."

Raj—ab kya hai madarchod.... ?

Black Star—maine kaha to tha ki main phir phone karunga jab tu mera bheja hua gift dekh lega uske baad …ab tune gift dekh liya hai to maine phone kiya jaisa maine vada kiya tha tujhse phone karne ka....vaise kaisa laga mera gift.... ? ummid hai bahut pasand aaya hoga….?

Raj—tujhe kaise malum ki maine gift dekh liya hai….?

Black Star—ye sab jaan kar tum kya karoge…? Vaise to main ye bhi janta hu ki tu iss samay nahane ke liye nadi ki taraf ja raha hai…hihihihi

Raj (shocked, mann me)—iss madarchod ko kaise malum ye….? Pakka kisi ki amma chudne wali hai aaj iss saand se…jarur ye mere madarchod pratap chacha ne bataya hoga….? Abhi ja kar pahle chacha ki hi maiya chodta hu…(kuch sochte huye).. lekin pratap chacha to vaha khet me apni gaand marwa raha hai..nahi, ye chacha ka kaam nahi ho sakta, use khet me rahte huye bhala kaise malum chal sakta hai ki maine cd dekh li hai ya nahi….? Iska matlab ki mere ghar me hi kisi gaand me khujli ho rahi hai….aaj mitata hu uss madarchod ki khujli…

Black Star—kya hua sp sahab..kaha kho gaye…..? kahi mera gift dekh kar pant to geela nahi ho gaya….hahahaha…..?

Raj—mera pant hi nahi lund bhi geela ho gaya hai, agar tujhe pata hi hai to aa kar chaat ke saaf kar de na madarchod..

Black Star (baat badalte huye)---achcha vo sab chhod…aur ye bata ki gift kaisa laga….?

Raj—ekdam bakwas…iss gift ki dhamki de kar tu ukhad kya lega re madarchod….?

Black Star—tu abhi tak congratulations ka matlab nahi samjha….? Chal koi baat nahi, main khud hi samjha deta hu tujhe.. tu bhi kya yaad karega ki kis raham dil dushman se pala pada hai…hihihihi…?

Raj (gusse me)—jyada hihihi karega to madarchod, mobile ke andar ghus kar tere muh me lund ghused kar moot dunga bhosdike..

Black Star—jitna chillana hai chilla le…ab teri pol sab ke samne khul jayegi..phir dekhta hu teri akad aur tera dum…

Raj (chilla kar)—koun si pol khol lega madarchod tu meri…?

Black Star—yahi ki ab sabko pata chal jayega ki tu raj nahi hai balki uska koi hum shakal hai jo raj ki shakal ka fayda utha raha hai..kyon ki raj to mar chuka hai jiska sabut mera gift hai...phir tera kya hoga bachche... ? mujhe to abhi se tere upar daya aa rahi hai..

Raj (gusse me)—apni daya ko apne bhosde me daal ke rakh madarchod...tujhe kya lagta hai ki teri baat par sab yakin kar lenge... ? jabki raj unke samne hai..

Black Star—cd dekhne ke baad bhi yakin nahi karenge... ? aur chal maine teri baat maan bhi li ki tu raj hai to khud ko sabit kaise karega ki tu raj hai….? Tu avinash ban ke uski biwi ko dhokha de raha hai jo ki tere bachche ki maa banne wali hai...jab usko ye pata chalega ki tu avinash nahi balki raj hai tab vo tere upar case karegi...yahi haal tera raghu ke yaha bhi hoga..kyon ki vaha bhi tune muh to mara hi hoga raghu ban ke...ab tere paas ek hi vikalp hai ki tu raj, avinash ya raghu me se kisi ek ko hi sabit kar sakta hai jo tu hai..baki do ka hatya ka case tere upar banega....jab tere ghar walo ko baki dono jagaho par teri kali kartoot pata chalegi to vah bhi tujhe galat hi samjhenge....teri jankari ke liye ek baat bata du ki maine ye gift avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar bhi bheji hai sath me...ab soch ki tera kya hoga.... ? tu teeno me se koun hai, ye sabke samne aa jayega...aur haan, ek main baat batana to main bhul hi gaya, ki ye cd maine tere chacha abhay ke paas bhi bhej di hai jo ab bahut jaldi court me tere upar raj ka qatl karne aur uske hum shakal hone ka fayda utha kar uski jaydad hadapne ki koshish karne ka muqadma dayar karne wala hai...aur iss cd se ye sabit ho jayega ki raj mar chuka hai, lihaja sari jaydad tere chacha ko kanuni roop se mil jayegi aur tujhe inam me phansi ki saza hogi...hihihihihi....ab tu apne aap ko raj, avinash ya phir raghu jo bhi sabit kar le baki do ka qatl karne aur dhokhadhadi karne ka case to banega..aur iski gawahi teeno ki family dengi....hihihihi

Raj (gusse me)—madarchoddd..teri maa ko chodu..bhosdike...tu bas ek baar mere samne aa ja..phir dekh main tera kya haal karta hu.... ?

Black Star—meri chhod aur tu apni soch ab...kyon ki ab tak to avinash ki biwi aur raghu ke ghar walo ne bhi mera gift dekh liya hoga..cd dekhne ke baad avinash ki biwi yahi samjhegi ki marne wala avinash hai jabki raghu ke ghar wale samjhenge ki raghu mara hai...aur tere ghar wale samjhenge ki raj mar chuka hai...ab tu sabit kar ki tu akhir hai koun,, ?

Raj—kyo samjhenge... ?

Black Star—vo isliye ki maine sath me ek letter bhi bheja hai jisme koun mara aur kisne maara, sab likha hai...hihihi.. janam din mubarak ho...hahahaha

Main abhi kuch kahta ki usse pahle hi usne call cut kar diya...uski baate sun kar mera to dimag hi chakrane laga tha..kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki ye sab kya jhamela hai.... ? yahi sab sochte huye maine mobile nikal kar pahle kumkum ko call aur phir shraddha ko.

Raj—hello, kumkum

Kumkum—haan, main bol rahi hu..lekin aap kaha ho... ?

Raj—main abhi bahar hu, achcha suno..mere liye koi parcel ya kisi tarah ka koi gift to nahi aaya... ?

Kumkum—ji, kuch aaya to hai mere naam se, lekin maine abhi khol kar dekha nahi hai..

Raj—sun, usko kholna bhi mat…ye sab mere dushmano ki chaal hai…mujhe khabar mili hai ki unhone usme bomb pack kar ke bheja hai tujhe aur hamare bachche ko maarne ke liye..jaise hi tum usko khologi, vaise hi vo blast ho jayega, samjhi

Kumkum (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?

Raj—haan, isliye ek kaam karo usko jaldi se kisi gutter me phenk do..

Kumkum (hairan)—ye bhagwan..! kitne harami hain ye log..hamare bachche ko maarna chahte hain, achcha hua ki maine khola nahi…main abhi ja kar usko gutter me phenk aati hu…

Raj—haan, jaldi kar..main baad me phone karta hu…..(mann me)..chalo, madarchod black star ka ek jagah ka plan to fail ho gaya, ab thoda shraddha ko laga kar dekhta hu..

Maine kumkum se baat karne ke baad shraddha ko call laga diya…do ring jate hi usne call utha liya…

Raj—hi meri jaan kaisi ho….?

Shraddha—pahle batao ki kaha ho aur ghar kyo nahi aaye.... ?

Raj—aary meri jaan itne saare sawal ek sath....

Shraddha—main ab tumhari biwi bhi hu, itna haq to banta hi hai mera puchne ka..

Raj—jarur banta hai..mere lund ki rani…akhir tu meri pyari bur wali didi jo hai…

Shraddha—ye mere sawal ka jawab nahi hai…

Raj—ek case ke silsile me bahar aaya hu didi darling..

Shraddha—kab tak aaoge…? Mujhe yaad aa rahi hai….?

Raj—bur dogi to aaunga warna abhi nahi…

Shraddha—vo to ab tumhari hi hai…meri vo lene ke liye tumhe kisi ki permission ki jarurat nahi hai..

Raj—achcha, vo sab chhodo didi aur meri baat dhyan se suno…ho sakta hai ki black star aapko kidnap karne ya maarne ke liye koi gift vagairah kuch bhi bheje to kholna mat usko, kyon ki uske andar bomb bhi ho sakta hai…

Shraddha—arrey haan, tumhari baat se dhyan aaya..kal ek gift aaya aaya…aur maine to usko khol bhi liya hai…lekin usme to koi bomb nahi tha balki ek CD thi aur uske sath me ek letter bhi tha jisko padhne ke baad mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya. Maine tumhe tabhi se kitni baar phone laga chuki hu, lekin tumne uthaya hi nahi..mujhe bahut tension ho rahi hai tab se..

Raj (tension)—kahi tumne vo CD dekhi to nahi…? Aur kya likha tha uss letter me…..?

Shraddha—uss letter me jo likha tha use padh ke to mera dimag kharab ho gaya tha..usme likha tha ki tum raghu nahi ho, balki uska koi hum shakal ho jisne raghu ko maar kar uski jagah ghar me ghus aaye sab ki izzat lootne ke liye…aur ye bhi likha tha ki yakin na ho to ye cd dekh lo..isme sabhi saboot hain..

Raj (tension)—to kya hai uss cd me…? Aur ghar me sabne kya kaha dekhne ke baad….?

Shraddha—maine abhi cd dekhi hi kaha hai..aur dekhti bhi to kisme dekhti….? Laptop to tumhare paas rahta hai…aur maine ye baat kisi ko nahi batayi hai abhi…pahle socha tha ki sab ko bata du lekin phir dhyan aaya ki kuch bhi ho par tum mere pati ho, isliye maine kisi ko kuch nahi bataya…..lekin ye sab kya chakkar hai….?

Raj (relax hote huye)—thank god…ye tumne achcha kiya ki vo cd dekhi nahi..warna sab gadbad ho jati abhi..

Shraddha—kyo….?

Raj—didi, ye sab black star ki sazish thi aapko maarne ki..isliye usne letter me ye sab likha jisse aap cd dekho aur phir jaise hi aap cd chalu karti vo blast ho jati aur phir aap khatam…ye sab mujhse badla lene ki sazish thi..kyon ki maine aap ko uske changul se nikal laya tha do do baar…aap ke sath sath poore ghar wale bhi maare jate…ab aaya samajh me…

Shraddha (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa….?

Raj—haan, aur suno, uss cd me samne wale kuwe me phenk do aur vo letter bhi..

Shraddha—main abhi ja kar phenkti hu….sala vo harami black star, ye sab sazish kar raha hai ab…harami ke gaand me bade bade kide padenge..

Raj—achcha didi, bahut mann kar raha hai..aa jaau ek baar aap ki bur lene….?

Shraddha—hmmm,

Raj—ok, main jaldi aata hu ek do ghante me…(mann me)..black star, tere do plan to fail ho gaye…ab teesre ke baare me sochne ke liye pahle kisi ki bur me lund pelna padega…

Iske baad maine call cut kar diya…ab mere mann se thodi tension kam huyi thi…lekin abhay ke court case wali tension abhi bhi thi….uske baare me sochte huye main nadi tak pahuch gaya…mera dhyan kahi aur laga hua tha to main nanga ho kar nadi me ghus gaya aur nahane laga.

Naha kar jab bahar aaya to ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki mere kapde apni jagah se gayab the….main idhar udhar nanga hi ghum ghum kar dekhne laga lekin vo kahi nahi dikhayi pade.

Raj (shocked)—madarchod, mere kapde kaha gaye…? Iski maa ko chodu, koun chura le gaya itni jaldi…..? lagta hai ki ab nanga hi ghar jana padega... ?

Main ye sochte huye vahi par ankhe band kar ke baith gaya...ussi samay nadi me nahane ke liye kuch aurate aa rahi thi, unme se ek ki nazar jaise hi mere upar padi to vah chounk gayi.

Aurat—sagun beti, vo dekh naaga baba....jai ho naaga baba ki..tu bhi chal pranam kar naaga baba ko..

Sagun (chounk kar)—maa, vo naaga baba nahi hai..uske paas mat jao...(mann me)..maa, jise tum naaga baba samajh rahi ho vo naga baba nahi balki hamara padosi raj hai...uske paas mat jao, nahi to patak ke tumhe bhi pel dega vo...baap re, kitna bada lund hai raj ka...radha kaki sach hi kah rahi thi...aur mota bhi kitna hai...meri to bur hi phad dalega ye.. pata nahi pushpa bua aur sarla didi ne itna bada lund apni bur me kaise jhel payi hongi... ?

Sagun’s maa—arrey tu pagal hai..naaga baba ki shaktiyo ko nahi janti..tujhe kya kya pata ki vo apni shakti se jo chahe kar sakte hain....chal tu bhi mere sath chal...agar naaga baba ne chaha to teri sooni kokh jarur hari ho jayegi...(mann me).. naga baba ka lund kitna bada hai...aisa kisi admi ka ho hi nahi sakta..ye jarur unki tapasya ka phal hai..tabhi naaga baba ka lund itna bada aur mota hai...

Uski maa apne sath sagun bhabhi ko jabran hath pakad kar mere paas le aayi aur phir mere pairo me gir kar pranam karne lagi....apne pairo me mulayam hatho ka sparsh hote hi meri ankhe chounk kar khul gayi...maine apne samne ek aurat ko sastaang dandwat ki mudra me leti dekh kar hadbada gaya....jabki sagun bhabhi to ankhe phade hairani se mere lund ko hi dekhne me khoyi huyi thi...par mera dhyan abhi sagun bhabhi ke chehre ki taraf gaya nahi tha,

Sagun’s maa—jai ho naaga baba ki....dhanya ho maharaj, jo aap ke darshan huye...

Raj (hadbada kar)—ye..ye..door hat...door hat...main koi naga baba nahi hu..samjhi...

Sagun’s maa—aap ke darshan kar ke main dhanya ho gayi naaga baba...hame ashirwad do naaga baba...

Raj—arrey ye kya kar rahi hai... ? chhod mera pair....madarchod, baithe bithaye ye kya musibat gale pad gayi.... ? maine kaha na ki main koi naaga baba vaanga baba nahi hu…chhod pair..

Sagun’s maa (dono hath se pair pakadte huye)—nahi naaga baba, main aapke pair tab tak nahi chhodungi jab tak aap ka ashirwad nahi mil jata…

Raj (mood kharab)—madarchodd..main koi naaga baba nahi hu…samajh me nahi aata kya…? Main to kapde utar kar nadi me nahane ke liye ghusa tha ki pata nahi koun madarchod mere kapde chura ke bhag gaya…? Ek to main pahle hi kapde churane wale ki maa ko chodu kapde gayab hone se pareshan hu..upar se tu naaga baba naaga baba kah kah ke mera mood kharab kiye padi hai….Ab samajh me aaya ki main koi naaga baba nahi hu…

Sagun’s maa—aap kuch bhi kah lo..main janti hu ki naaga baba ka gussa aisa hi hota hai…main to aap ko dekhte hi samajh gayi thi ki aap koi bahut pahuche huye naaga baba hain….ab to main bina ashirwad liye aap ke pair nahi chhodungi … chahe kuch bhi ho jaye aaj to…badi mushkil se to naaga baba ke darshan huye hain..

Raj (gusse me)—dekh mera pair chhod de..warna agar kahi iss naaga baba ka naag gussa ho kar tere bill me ghus gaya na to 9 mahine baad teri bur ko phad ke chota naaga baba bahar nikal ayega..samjhi..

Sagun’s maa—arrey sagun beti..tu kya dekhne me khoyi huyi hai….? vo sab naaga baba ki tapasya ki shakti ke karan aisa ho gaya hai….tu bhi pair pakad naaga baba ke…

Sagun ka naam sunte hi pahli bar mera dhyan dusri taraf gaya to main sagun bhabhi ko dekh kar chounk gaya…sagun bhabhi ki hi tarah uski maa bhi gori, khubsurat aur ekdam gadarayi gaand wali mast aurat thi….sagun bhabhi ki nazre abhi bhi mere lund par hi tiki huyi thi.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—sagun bhabhiii..lekin kya hua inko…aise kya dekh rahi hain….? Aur ye aurat koun hai…?

Jab maine sagun bhabhi ki nazro ka picha kiya to sab samajh me aa gaya….samajh me aate hi mere chehre par nayi bur milne ki ummid dikhti dekh kar mushkurahat aa gayi.

Raj—tum koun ho aur mujhse kya chahti ho….?

Sagun’s maa—naaga baba, main iss ladki ki maa hu..aur ye meri beti sagun hai…bechari ke shadi ke itne saal hone ke baad bhi god sooni hai…bechari ko raat din baanjh hone ka taana sahna padta hai…agar aap ka ashirwad mil jaye to meri beti ki kokh hari ho jayegi jisse zindagi barbad hone se bach jayegi…maine suna hai ki naaga baba ka ashirwad kabhi khali nahi jata aur aap to koi bahut bade siddh naaga baba ho…meri beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad de do naaga baba…

Raj (khush, mann me)—bahut badhiya jugad ban sakta hai do bur chodne ka…sagun bhabhi ko to main vaise bhi chodna chahta tha…ab lagta hai ki beti ki bur ke sath uski maa ki bur free me mil sakti hai.

Shagun (sharmate huye)—maa, ye kya kar rahi ho…?

Shagun’s maa—tu chup kar..ab dekhna naaga baba ke ashirwad se tum jarur maa ban jaogi..

Raj (khush)—hum avashya tumhari beti ko maa bana sakte hain..lekin usme ek samasya hai..

Shagun’s maa—aap ke jaise mahan naaga baba ke hote huye kaisi samasya maharaj…?

Raj—jaisa ki tum dekh hi chuki ho ki hamari sari shaktiya hamare lund me hain…isliye ashirwad bhi hum kewal lund se hi de sakte hain…aur tumhari beti ko maa banne ka ashirwad dene ke liye hame tumhari beti ki bur me lund ghused kar use chodna padega..jab hum tumhari beti ki bur ko apne lund se chodenge to hamare lund se ashirwad nikalega jisse tumhari beti maa ban jayegi..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……?

Raj—jaldi bolo mere paas samay nahi hai…mujhe phir dusri jagah jana hai….agar main yaha se chala gaya to tumhari beti kabhi maa nahi ban payegi..ramta jogi, bahta pani,,inka koi bharosa nahi..

Shagun’s maa—theek hai naaga baba, jaisa aap theek samjhe….bas kisi tarah meri beti ko maa bana dijiye..mujhe aur kya chahiye..

Shagun—maaa…ye tum kya bol rahi ho….? Tumhe pata bhi hai ki vo kya bol raha hai….?

Shagun’s maa—haa beti, pata hai...lekin agar tujhe maa banne ka sukh pana hai to ye naaga baba ki baat par amal karna hi hoga...nahi to teri saas teri soutan la kar bitha degi ghar me aur phir teri zindagi nark se bhi badtar ban jayegi....isliye beti naga baba ki baat maan le...naga baba sab theek kar denge..

Raj ( khush)—bilkul, tumhara jeevan sukhmay ho jayega...naga baba ke naag ka ashirwad kabhi nisphal nahi hota..

Shagun (mann me)—radha kaki sahi kahti thi ki ye kamina sach much me bahut bada chudakkad hai...dekho to kaise mujhe chodne ke naam se iska lund khushi se fanfana raha hai...vaise bhi mere paas aur koi rasta bhi to nahi hai, agar uski apni sagi bua raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hai, sarla aur tara didi raj se chudwa kar maa ban sakti hain to main kyo nahi raj se chudwa sakti.... ? ab to maa bhi khud mujhe raj se chudwana chahti hai..bechari kitni bholi hai, ye bhi nahi janti ki ye kitna bada kamina aur chudakkad hai...use naaga baba samajh rahi hai..

Shagun’s maa—naga baba, aap chinta mat karo...main apni beti ko mana lungi...bas aap jaldi se jaldi shagun ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dijiye..

Raj—theek hai, kintu ek pareshani hai usme mata ji..

Shagun’s maa—ab kaisi pareshani hai naaga baba…..?

Raj—naga baba ke naag ke darshan kabhi nisphal nahi hote…jo bhi naaga baba ke naag ke darshan karta hai use ashirwad me kuch na kuch avashya milta hai…tumhari beti ki manokamna to poori ho hi jayegi maa banne ki kintu uske sath sath tumhe bhi naaga baba ke naag ka ashirwad lena hoga…tabhi tumhari beti ek bahut hi khubsurat ladke ki maa banegi, lekin sath me tumhe bhi ashirwad me ek bachcha ki maa hone ka saubhagya prapt hoga..

Dono (shocked)—kyaaaaa….?

Raj—haan, naaga baba ke naag ke darshan vyarth nahi hote…

Shagun (mann me)—kamina, mere sath sath meri maa ko bhi chodna chahta hai…bahut bada chudakkad hai ye raj sach me..

Shagun’s maa (tension)—lekin naga baba..

Raj (beech me hi)—tum hamare ashirwad ko grahan karne se inkaar kar ke naaga baba ke naag ka apman kar rahi ho..iska ghor parinam bhugatna padega tum dono ko..

Shagun’s maa (darte huye)—nahi..nahi naga baba, gussa mat hoiye…jaisa aap chahenge, vaisa hi hoga…agar aisa hai to main bhi aap ka ashirwad lene ko taiyar hu..

Shagun (shocked)—maaaa..!

Shagun’s maa—haan beti, shayad naaga baba ke ashirwad se hi tujhe ek bhai mil jaye…jiske liye tum teeno bahne aaj tak taras rahi thi…naaga baba mujhe aapki baat manzur hai..

Raj—theek hai, to phir kal gaon ke bahar wale khandahar me yahi samay par dono maa beti aa jana….ye naga baba tum dono ko vahi par dono ko maa banne ka ashirwad de dega..

Dono (chounk kar)—kyaaa khandahar me….?

Raj—haan, hum vahi ja kar tapasya karenge…hamare paas koi bhoot ya pret nahi aa sakta…sab iss naaga baba ke naag se darte hain..ab tum dono jao aur kal theek time par vaha aa jana..

Shagun’s baba—jaisi aapki aagya naaga baba…

Iske baad vo dono vaha se nadi ki taraf nahane chali gayi..aur main do nayi bur milne ki khushi me khush ho gaya…tabhi mujhe mobile ki ring bajne ki awaz sunayi padi to main chounk kar idhar udhar dekhne laga to meri nazar ek ped par baithe do bandaro par gayi jinke paas vo mobile tha aur sath me mere kapde bhi..ye dekh kar main chounk gaya.

Raj (chounk kar)—arry, ye to mera mobile hai..aur ye kapde bhi mere hi hain..! ab samjha, madarchodo, ye sab tumhara kaam hai..ruko abhi ped me chadh ke tum dono ki maa chodta hu..

Main turant ped par chadhne laga to vo dono bandar mujhe dekh kar daant kitkitane lage lekin jab mujhe darte nahi dekha to unki gaand phat gayi…dono bhagne lage lekin ek ki pooch meri pakad me aa gayi…khud ko girne se bachane ke liye usne dusre bandar ki pooch pakad li aur iss tarah hum teeno hi ek sath niche gir gaye….niche girte hi mere hath se unki pooch chhut gayi aur vo dono mera mobile aur kapde chhod kar apni gaand bacha kar bhaag khade huye.. ek baar piche mud kar bhi nahi dekha dono ne..

Maine jaldi se apne kapde pahne aur mobile dekhne laga ki call kis ka aa raha tha..dekha to pratap chacha ka call tha..isliye maine unhe call laga kar baat karne laga..koyi nayi baat samne nahi aayi..bas yahi bataya unhone ki aaj unhe khet me do naye mobile mile hain jinka number vahi tha jinse do baar black star ne mujhe call kiya tha.

Chacha ko mann hi mann khoob galiya dete huye main ghar vapis lout aaya…sheetal didi ne uss cd ko tod phod kar phenk diya tha…roopa chachi ne khana la kar diya to main khane laga…khana khane ke baad mujhe dayachand ka khyal aaya to maine unko apne room me aane ko kaha.

Dayachand—haan, raj beta..tumne bulaya mujhe…?

Raj (darwaja lock kar ke)—dayachand ji, main aapse kuch jaruri baate karna chahta hu..

Dayachand—haan beta bolo..

Raj—dayachand ji, akhir aisa kya hai jiski vajah se black star aap ke piche pada hua hai….? Aisa koun sa raaz hai jisko aap sabse chhupana chah rahe hain….? Aur uss raaz ko black star janna chahta hai...yaha tak ki aapne uss raaz ke baare me apni family tak ko bhi kuch nahi bataya...akhir kya raaz hai vo, main vo raaz janna chahta hu... ? akhir aisa kya hai uss raaz me.... ?

Dayachand (hadbada kar)—rrr..raazzz..kkk..koun sa raazzz.... ? main to kuch bhi nahi janta beta...tum kis raaz ki baat kar rahe ho.... ?

Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,

Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..

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Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,

Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..

Ab aage……

Raj—vahi to main janna chahta hu ki akhir black star aap ko kyo jinda pakadna chahta hai….?

Dayachand—asal me usko tumhare papa ki talash hai…vo mere jariye tumhare papa tak pahuchna chahta hai, yahi vajah hai ki vo mujhe kisi bhi tarah se jinda kidnap karne ki koshish me hai.

Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..papa…?

Dayachand—haan, use tumhare papa ki talash hai..

Raj (hairan)—lekin uss gaandu black star ko mere madarchod baap ki talash kyo hai…? aur aap papa ko kaise jante ho….? Kaha hai vo.... ? kya mera baap madarchod abhi tak jinda hai aur agar jinda hai to itne saalo se uski maa ko chodu, kaha gaand marwa raha hai.... ?

Mere muh se papa ke liye aise kadwe shabd sun kar dayachand hairan rah gaya...jabki meri samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki black star ko akhir papa se kya matlab ho sakta hai... ?

Dayachand—beta, apne devta samaan pita ke liye aise galat shabdo ka uchcharan karna achchi baat nahi hai.

Raj (mood kharab)—maine tujhse pita puraan sunane ko nahi kaha hai, samjha...balki jo maine pucha hai sidhi tarah se uska jawab de..aayi baat samajh me..

Dayachand (sakpaka kar)—raj beta, asal me apni jaan ko jokhim me daal kar sadhana beti ki jaan bachane wali tumhare papa the...unhone hi sadhana ko mere hawale kiya tha jab vo buri tarah se ghayal ho kar behosh thi...tumne aise devta admi ke liye iss tarah ke shabd kahe to isliye mujhe thoda kharab laga.

Raj (hairan)—hmmm..theek hai..theek hai..aage bata...mere paas jyada time nahi hai...kya mera baap abhi tak jinda hai... ?

Dayachand—mere jail jane ke pahle tak to vah jinda the...abhi ka mujhe nahi pata...aur aksar chori chhupe mujhse milne bhesh badal kar aate rahte the...raj beta, asal me abhay aur thakur ne sadhana ke sath galat harkat karni chahi thi, lekin uss bechari ne apne daaman ko daagdar hone se bachane ke liye khud ko hi chaku maar liya..

Dayachand ne mujhe vahi poori baat batayi jo ki sadhana aur sheetal ne diary me padhi thi...sadhana ke sath huyi poori ghatna sun kar mera hriday asim dard se tadap utha aur ankho se anshu ke roop me bahar chhalak aaya, sath me abhay ke liye dil me kroadh ka toofan uthne laga.

Dayachand—tumhare papa sadhana ko dekhne ke liye aksar mere paas aaya karte the lekin bhesh badal kar...lekin pata nahi ye baat kahi se black star ko pata chal gayi aur vo mere piche pad gaya.

Raj (bhigi palke)—lekin black star akhir unse chahta kya hai.... ?

Dayachand—vasiyat..tumhari vasiyat..

Raj (chounk kar)—vasiyat..! koun si vasiyat…?

Dayachand—vahi vasiyat jiske tum ekloute waris ho…aur jiske piche abhay bhi hai…ussi vasiyat ko black star bhi hasil karna chahta hai….isliye hi vah tumhare papa ki talash me hai.

Raj (hairan)—black star ke paas to paise ki koi kami ka sawal hi nahi uthta..phir use ye property kyo chahiye…?

Dayachand—use property se koi lena dena nahi hai..usko to bas vasiyat ke papers chahiye..

Raj—ye baat kuch hazam nahi huyi…use property nahi chahiye to vasiyat ke papers ka kya karega vo…? Aur dusri baat vasiyat ke paper chahiye to abhay ko target karna tha, papa se kya lena dena unn papers ka…?

Dayachand—sachchayi ye hai ki vasiyat ke papers abhay ke paas bhi nahi hain aur tumhare papa ke paas bhi nahi hain.. lekin black star ko lagta hai ki tumhare papa ne unko kahi chhupa rakha hai jaise ki shayad mere ya tumhare paas ya phir kahi aur…isliye vo tumhare papa tak pahuchna chahta hai..

Raj (hairan)—aisa kya hai unn vasiyat ke papers me jinke liye black star jaisa beshumar daulat wala admi bhi piche pada hua hai….?

Dayachand—ye to koi nahi janta ki unn vasiyat ke papers me kya raaz chhupa rakha hai tumhare pardada ne….? sirf unn papers ki vajah se hi black star apna kaam dhandha chhod kar yaha india me dera jamaye huye hai…

Raj (shocked)—kya ho sakta hai unn papers me…? aur agar vo papers honge bhi to vahi haweli me hi honge phir abhay ko kaise nahi mile…? Ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki vasiyat ke papers abhay ke hi paas ho aur usne kisi ko bataya hi na ho…? Isliye vo mujhe khatam karna chahta hai..

Dayachand—nahi, vo papers haweli me to nahi hain, itna confirm hai kyon ki agar vo vaha hote to abhay ko ab tak mil chuke hote aur vo kanooni taur par kuch na kuch kar ke sari property apne naam karwa chuka hota…haan, itna avashya hai ki vasiyat ke unn kagaz me koi bahut bada raaz likha hua hai…tumhare pardada vo raaz tumhare papa ya tumhare siwa kisi aur dusre ke hath me pahuchne se bachana chahte the isliye unhone unn papers ko kahi chhupa diya..vo paper haweli me na milne ke karan hi tumhare pardada aur vakil ki hatya ki gayi thi..

Raj—to court ke paas to vah papers ki ek copy hogi hi..vaha se pata kiya ja sakta hai aur dusri copy nikalwayi ja sakti hai..?

Dayachand—durbhagya se ek bhisan agni durghatna me bahut se jaruri kagjaat jal kar swaha ho gaye, unme se vo vasiyat ke paper bhi shamil the…ab uss vasiyat ki kewal ek hi copy bachi hai..isliye sabhi tumhare papa ki talash me hain.

Raj—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki mere baap ke hath koi surag lag gaya ho vasiyat ke paper ke baare me….?

Dayachand—ho sakta hai ki mere jail jane ke baad aisa ho bhi gaya ho, tumhare papa ko kuch na kuch surag mil gaya ho..?

Raj—lekin ye batao ki mera baap jinda bach kaise gaya madarchod…? Aur agar bach gaya tha to ghar me kisi se milne aaya kyo nahi…? Uski maa ko chodu, Yaha tak ki tab bhi nahi aaya jab main jindagi aur mout se lad raha tha..

Dayachand—sadhana ko mere hawale karne ke baad jab vo nadi me gir gaya to bahte huye kafi door nikal gaya..kuch kabile walo ne unhe bachaya…lagbhag saal bhar vo vahi rahe, uske baad mujhse milne aaye…tab tak abhay ki nazar sadhana par pad chuki thi..tumhare papa ke kahne par hi maine sadhana ko rajasthan ganga ke paas bhej diya tha.. vo kisi bhi tarah se vasiyat ko abhay ke paas se hasil karna chahte the jisse ki tum sab ke dukho ka ant ho jaye, sath me unke mann me abhay se badla lene ki bhavna bhi panap chuki thi, sath me ek pair se vah apahiz bhi ho chuke the, isliye vo vapis ghar nahi aaye taaki chupchap iss kaam ko anzaam de sake…vo kisi par bojh nahi banna chahte the balki sab bojh halka karna chahte the.

Raj (shocked)—apahiz ho chuke the..matlab ki mera baap langda hai madarchod….?

Dayachand—haan, vo ek pair se langde ho chuke hain.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye madarchod to yahi ghumta rahta hai hamesha…yaha tak ki thakur ki gaand maarne ke competition me bhi yahi first aaya tha..aur to aur ek bar raghu ke ghar se vapis aate samay ek aurat ko chhedte huye bhi raste me mila tha bhosdika….tabhi to main usko dekhte hi ye sochta tha ki iss langde ko maine kahi dekha hai, magar yaad nahi aata tha…ab samjha, vo langda mera baap tha madarchod..lekin ek baat samajh me nahi aayi ki mera harami baap itna achcha kab se ho gaya….? Kahi madarchod dayachand ke ghar sadhana ko dekhne ke bahane laxmi ko pelne to nahi aata tha…? Koi bharosa nahi hai mere madarchod baap ka..

Raj—phir bhi baat to vahi ki vahi rah gayi ki akhir vo vasiyat ke paper hain kaha aur unme kya raaz hai…..?

Dayachand—unn vasiyat ke kagaz par kya raaz likha hai ye to main nahi janta..ab ye baat kitni sach hai ya jhuth, ye to koi nahi janta lekin kuch logo se sunne me ye aaya hai ki..tumhare pardada ke dada ji ke paas koi patthar ya mani thi jiski vo hamesha pooja kiya karte the…suna gaya hai ki vo cheez jiske paas bhi rahti hai uski umra badh jati hai, log to ye bhi kahte hain ki vo cheez jaha vidhyaman rahti hai, uss jagah par bahut se bhram dikhayi dete hain…koi kahta hai ki unke paas ek kohinoor heera tha to koi paras patthar ki baat karta hai…sach kya hai, ye to bhagwan hi jane…black star uss cheez ko hi hasil karna chahta hai..abhay ki nazar bhi uss cheez par hi tiki hai property ke sath sath….marne se pahle tumhare pardada ke dada ji uss cheez ke baare me tumhare pardada ko bata gaye the…tumhare dada ji to yaha aa kar bas gaye jabki unka dusra bhai dust mizaz ka tha isliye tumhare pardada ne ye raaz kisi ko nahi bataya…tumhare papa ka swabhav behad shant tha isliye unhone unhe bhi iss baare me kuch nahi bataya kyon ki unhe darr tha ki abhay kaise bhi kar ke tumhare papa se ye raaz pata kar hi lega…. marne se pahle unhone vasiyat me kisi jagah ka jikra kiya hai code bhasa me.. sab iss karan se vasiyat ke paper ko hasil karne ke piche pade huye hain…ab choonki tum uss property ke ek maatra waris ho, isliye tumhare upar doubt jana swabhavik hi hai…yahi vajah se black star tum par nazar rakhta hai.

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa….? Ye sab bakwas hai….aisa kuch nahi hota, ye sab mangadhant baate hain…aur rahi baat black star ki to black star ki maa ka bhosda…jhaant ukhaad lega madarchod meri…abhi use pata nahi ki ye saand hai kya cheez…? Sab mujhe aise hi saand nahi kahte, …baki bacha abhay, to uski maiya to ab main tarike se chodunga, madarchod ne meri sadhana ko hath kaise lagaya….?

Dayachand—yakin to mujhe bhi nahi hai inn baato par…ya phir ye bhi sambhav hai ki kuch aur hi baat ho…?

Main abhi kuch aage bolne hi wala tha ki tabhi mujhe aisa mahsoos hua jaise ki koi bahar se darwaje ke paas khade ho kar hamari baate sun raha hai…ye ehsaas hote hi maine chupchap chalte huye darwaje tak aaya aur phir ek jhatke me hi darwaja khol diya..

Aur phir…

Ab ye kaun thi jo chhup chhup k sun rahi thi. Kahi black star ka khabri na nikle....
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UPDATE- 247​

Main abhi kuch aage bolne hi wala tha ki tabhi mujhe aisa mahsoos hua jaise ki koi bahar se darwaje ke paas khade ho kar hamari baate sun raha hai…ye ehsaas hote hi maine chupchap chalte huye darwaje tak aaya aur phir ek jhatke me hi darwaja khol diya..

Aur phir…

Ab Aage…….

Aur phir jaise hi maine ek jhatke se darwaja khola to koi lagkhadate huye mee hi upar aa gairi…maine dekha to ye ragini didi thi..jo thoda ghabra gayi thi.

Ragini (unbalance)—aaaahhhhh…

Raj (pakad kar)—ragini didi ..aappp….yaha kya kar rahi thi…?

Ragini (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo ..haan, vo main tujhe coffee ke liye puchne aayi thi aur mujhe tumse kaam bhi tha…main darwaja knock karne hi wali thi ki tumne achanak se khol diya aur main gir gayi..

Raj—ohhh..sorry didi….aapko awaz to lagana chahiye thi na…

Ragini—vo to achcha hua ki tumne mujhe sambhal liya warna mere to hath pair toot jane the aaj agar kahi niche gir jati to..

Raj—main thodi hi girne deta aapko..akhir aap meri pyari didi jo ho..vaise kya kaam tha aapko mujhse….?

Ragini (kaan me)—vo, tu apna vada bhul gaya ki tune mujhe maa banane ka promise kiya tha..itne din yaha aaye ho gaye aur tune abhi tak mere sath kuch bhi nahi kiya…mujhe darr hai ki kahi vo mera hinjda pati mujhe lene na aa jaye kabhi.. raj, tu mujhe kab maa banayega….? Bas yahi puchna tha..

Raj (mushkura kar)—kal aap ka kaam ho jayega didi..

“Raj, tumhara dost jitu aaya hai.” Maa ne vahi haal se awaz dete huye kaha.

Raj—theek hai maa, main aa raha hu..

Main ragini didi ke paas se haal me jitu ke paas aa gaya jo shayad richa ko lene aaya tha....richa iss samay sheetal didi, sadhana aur rashmi ke sath unke room me thi...mere jate hi ragini ne ek bar dayachand ko ghur kar mushkurate huye dekha aur phir vaha se chali gayi.

Richa—main ab chalti hu, vo jitu mujhe lene aa gaya hai..

Rashmi—lagta hai ki jitu tumhe bahut pyar karta hai isliye jaldi hi lene aa gaya...bechare ko raat me neend bhi dhang se aayi hogi ya nahi..hihihihi

Sheetal—aapne sahi kaha didi, richa aur jitu ki jodi bahut mast hai...pyar aisa hi hota hai didi...jab aap ko kisi se ho jayega tab pata chalega..hihihi

Richa—aap sab galat samajh rahi hain...(mann me)..ab inhe kaise batau ki jitu mera chota bhai hai jise sab ke sab mera lover samajh rahi hain...aaj ghar pahuchne ke baad maza chakhati hu iss jitu ko..

Iske baad sheetal didi ne apni taraf se richa ko ek neckless diya…maa ne kapde diye aur sadhana ne gift diya...halanki vo lene ko taiyar nahi thi lekin phir bar bar kahne par usko lena hi pada...mere sath kuch der baate karne ke baad jitu apne sath richa ko le kar chala gaya...aur main chodu gang se milne jane ke liye ready hone laga...tabhi radha mere room me aa gayi.

Radha—bhaiya aap kahi ja rahe ho... ?

Raj—haan, gudiya duty jana hai..kyo kuch kaam tha kya aur aaj tum school nahi gayi.... ?

Radha—aaj mann nahi tha school jane ka…aur bhaiya, aap apna promise bhul gaye hain jo aapne mujhse kiya tha...

Raj—koun sa vada kiya tha, mujhe to yaad nahi hai…?

Radha—aapne kaha tha ki mujhe scooty chalana sikhayenge aap…

Raj—arrey haan, sorry gudiya..sach me mujhe dhyan nahi tha…kal pakka sikhaunga..

Radha—nahi, mujhe aaj se hi seekhna hai..nahi to main aapse kabhi baat nahi karungi..dekh lena, sachchi.

Raj—ok baba, tum jiti main hara…chalo pahle tumhe scooty hi sikha deta hu thodi der..

Radha khushi se mujhse lipat gayi…Main radha ko le kar ghar ke bahar aa gaya...aur scooty nikal ke usko driving seat par baitha diya.

Raj—ab chalo vo lal vali button ko dabao, isse scooty start ho jayegi.

Radha—main gir jaungi to..?

Raj—nahi girogi..main piche baitha hu na..tum start karo….bas hamesha abc ka dhyan rakhna..

Radha—ye abc ka kya matlab hai bhaiya…?

Raj—‘A’ ka matlab hai acceelator, B ka matlab hai brake aur C ka matlab hai clutch…jis din tumhe ye teeno cheeze aa gayi, samajh lo ki tumhe scooty chalana bhi aa jayega..samjhi..

Radha—hmmm

Main piche baith kar usko scooty chalana sikhane laga….jaha bhi unbalance hone lagti to main sambhal leta usko…beech beech me hum baate bhi karte ja rahe the.

Raj—dekho kitna saral hai chalana..

Radha—aap mujhe roj sikhaoge to main seekh jaungi..

Raj—vaise tumhari vo saheli nazar nahi aayi aaj..kya naam tha uska.? .haan pinky…usko bhi to seekhna tha na…?

Radha (muh banate huye)—bhaiya, uska naam mat lo mere samne…badi aayi aapse scooty seekhne wali…aap usko nahi sikhaogi aur baat bhi nahi karoge usse..

Raj—arrey uski ek choti si baat par abhi tak naraz hai usse meri gudiya….?

Radha (tunak kar)—bhaiyaa, main kitni baar aapse kahu ki mujhe gudiya..vudiya mat bolo...main ab badi ho gayi hu.. ab main gudiya nahi hu..

Raj—lekin mujhe to tu ekdam gudiya jaisi hi dikhti hai..hihihi

Radha—bhaiyaaa...kitni baar batau ki main ab badi ho gayi hu...aap samajhte kyo nahi hain... ?

Raj—kya samjhana chahti hai meri pyari bahna apne bhaiya ko... ?

Radha (thoda dhire se)—yahi ki aapki ye bahan bhi ab baki bahno jaisi badi ho gayi hai..

Raj—itni piddi si to rakhi hai abhi bhi aur kahti hai ki badi ho gayi hu...main nahi manta..

Radha—to aap hi batao ki main aisa kya karu jisse aap ko yakin ho jaye ki main sach much me badi ho gayi hu... ?

Raj—main nahi manta…mujhe to tu abhi pinky se bhi choti dikhti hai..

Radha (bhadak kar)—uss kalmuhi ka mere samne bar bar naam mat lo bhaiyaa...main usse badi hu..(mann me).. aap mera yakin karo bhaiya, main pinky se badi hu..ab aap ke samne poori nangi ho jaau tabhi aap ko vishwash hoga…? Uske doodh hi to thoda sa bade hain mujhse lekin mere doodh bhi itne chote nahi hain.

Raj—achcha baba, tu sabse badi hai..ab khush..

Radha—aap na usse door hi rahna..vo aap ko phansana chahti hai...uska diya hua mobile aap vapis kar do bhaiya..

Raj—mujhe phansana chahti hai, kya matlab... ? aur meri bahan kisi ka pyar se diya hua gift vapis nahi karna chahiye..

Radha—to kya, vo kuch bhi degi to aap le loge... ?

Raj—kuch bhi kya degi... ? yaar usne mobile hi to diya hai gift me...

Radha—bhaiya aap samajhte nahi hain..vo na aapke baare me bahut kharab kharab bolti hai, jo mujhe bilkul bhi achcha nahi lagta hai..

Raj—kyo, aisa kya bolti hai vo mere baare me….?

Radha—main aap ko sab to nahi bata sakti, lekin vo kutiya khud ko meri bhabhi bolti hai…mann karta hai uska muh noch lu..

Raj (khush)—sach me…aisa hai kyaa…?

Radha—hmmm, bhaiya..aur to aur vo jahil mere bhaiya se shadi karne ke sapne dekh rahi hai…main uska ye sapna kabhi poora nahi hone dungi..

Raj (mann me)—ab samjha, sala ek nayi kuwari bur mere lund se phatna chahti hai aur mujhe pata hi nahi chala…arrey haan, pinky ne kal mujhe ek memory card bhi to diya tha, main to use dekhna bhul hi gaya…aaj dekhta hu, ki usne memory card me kya bhar ke diya hai mujhe…

Radha—bhaiya, aapne uska mobile khol ke to nahi dekha na….?

Raj—nahi to, kyo….?

Radha—aapko meri kasam bhaiya, mat dekhna uska mobile…vo bahut gandi ladki hai..

Raj—akhir tu kahna kya chahti hai, …? Meri to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai...

Radha—main jo kahna chahti hu, vo aap ko mere bina kahe hi samajhna hoga bhaiya..main nahi kah sakti kuch bhi..

Aise hi scooty sikhate huye hum aapas me baate karte rahe…maine kabhi radha ko uss nazar se nahi dekha tha isliye uski baate meri samajh me nahi aayi ya phir ye kahna jyada atisanyoktikar hoga ki main uske baare me uss nazar se sochna hi nahi chahta tha..kuch der tak sikhane ke baad main vapis lout aaya aur gadi le kar raghu ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya.

Mujhe dekh kar sab khush ho gayi…vaise bhi shraddha, anuradha aur vrinda ko chhod kar baki sab padhne gayi huyi thi.. mouka milte hi maine shraddha didi ko daba kar do bar choda…aur jane se pahle ek bar anuradha ki bur me bhi lund pel diya.

Main hema se baat karna chahta tha lekin vo school me thi to main sidha amilpur nikal gaya…chodu gang pahle hi vaha pahuch gayi thi…office me pending files niptane ke baad main sidhe unke paas chala gaya.

Raj—iron bhai, baki sab kaha gaye…?

Iron—amtul to rakhi ka gaddha khod khod kar aur gahra karne me laga hua hai jabki siraj, apni mehbooba shashi se milne gaya hai, jitu bhi apni richa ke paas hai..ab akela bacha main..mere paas hi nahi hai koi to yaha makkhi maar raha hu..

Raj—hmmm...aur firefox bhi to aaya tha na, vo log kaha hain.... ?

Iron—vo apne dosto ko chhodne gaya hua hai…aata hi hoga..

Abhi hum dono baate kar hi rahe the ki tab tak firefox bhi aa gaya…sath me prem pujari, mnshkmr aur sorbobhuk bhi the.. main unke sath baato me lag gaya.

Raj—kis ki bur me aag lagane ke baad usme apna pani daal ke aa rahe ho bhai…?

Firefox—nahi yaar..bur pelna to door kisi ki dekhne ko bhi nahi mili..

Raj—mil jayegi…achcha, tum apne documents laaye ho na…?

Firefox—haan..ye teeno bhi bhai aapki team join karna chahte hain

Raj—good, apne documents scan kar ke mujhe whatsapp kar do..Main unko DGP ko send kar deta hu…aur kal se aap join kar sakte ho.

Sorbobhuk—thanks bhai.

Raj—isme thanks ki koi baat nahi hai yaar…lekin ek baat jarur bata du ki meri team me jaan ka jokhim bahut hai…baki sab iron bhai samjha denge…chaar chaar logo ki do team bana deta hu..first team me amtul, iron man, siraj bhai aur jitu hain.. second team me firefox, sorbobhuk, mnshkmr aur prem pujari bhai honge…agar jarurat padi to team ko badhaya bhi ja sakta hai…pahli team amilpur ke sath sath iss state par nazar rakhegi kyon ki black star ka kafi gorakh dhandha yahi se hota hai…second team, rajasthan ka case handle karegi…vaha ke dgp ne mujhe ek case diya hai lekin main utna time nahi de pa raha hu to vo case aap logo ko dekhna hai…

Firefox—koi dikkat nahi hai bhai..

Raj—dikkat hai yaar...bahut badi dikkat hai...vo case behad uljha hua hai..(phir maine uss case ke baare me sab ko detail se samjhaya)…

MNSHKMR—ye case to poora rajasthan janta hai….maine to suna hai ki inn sab ke piche kisi bhoot, pret ka hath hai..

Raj—hame ussi bhoot, pret ko pakad kar uski gaand maarni hai…kaam bahut khatarnak hai…kis pal kya ho jaye, kuch kaha nahi ja sakta…jindagi kab mout me badal jaye, koi bharosa nahi hai…isliye jo bhi karna, bahut soch samajh kar aur khufiya tarike se karna hoga….haan, itna jarur hai ki agar hum kamyab huye to sara desh saand aur chodu team ko sadiyo tak yaad karega.

Sorbobhuk—tension mat lo yaar…lekin abhi to hamare paas vardi aur service revolver bhi nahi hai..bina hathiyar ke muqabla kaise karenge….?

Raj—vo sab kal mil jayega…aur prem bhai, mujhe aapse ek behad urgent kaam hai..

Prem Pujari—bolo bhai..

Raj—black star ne mujhe ek ajib si tension me daal diya hai…kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai….

Iron—kyo kya kiya uss bakchod ne ab…? Kal party me to kuch lafda kar hi nahi paya vo..

Raj—nahi yaar, vo madarchod, bahut shatir hai…usko jo karna tha, usne kal ki party me hi kar ke nikal bhi gaya..

Sab (shocked)—kyaaa…?

Iron—lekin kab aur kaise …? Hum sab to poore alert the raat me…

Raj—baat ye hai ki…(phir maine CD wali baat detail me bata di.)

Poori baat sunte hi sabhi chounk gaye…unka shocked hona swabhavik bhi tha…kyon ki sab ko avinash ka to pata tha lekin raghu bhi mera hum shakal hai, ye baat malum nahi thi…maine unhe uske baare me bhi bata diya.

Iron (shocked)—lekin..ye kaise ho sakta hai…? Tum to hamare samne jinda baithe ho…aur ye raghu bhi hum shakal hai, ye baat tumne batayi hi nahi kabhi hame…

Raj—yahi to problem hai ab yaar…main jinda bhi hu lekin uski cd me mujhe jalate huye dikhaya gaya hai…mujhe goli lagi thi, ye baat to satya hai magar uske baad kya hua mere sath mujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi hai…ye bhi yaad nahi ki main dusri jagah pahucha kaise…?

Prem Pujari—to karna kya hai…?

Raj—dikkat ye hai ki baki jagah se uski cd to maine phenkwa di lekin iss abhay ka kya karu…? Black star ne ek copy uske paas bhi bheji hai….jiski madad se vo asani se court me ye sabit kar dega ki main raj nahi hu..

Sorbobhuk—ye abhay koun hai….?

Raj—rishte me to vah madarchod chacha hai mera lekin hai bahut madarchod…agar usne court me ye sabit kar diya ki main raj nahi hu, jo ki cd ko dekh kar ho bhi sakta hai, to meri sari property use mile ya na mile lekin main apni, avinash aur raghu ki family ki nazro me gir jaunga..yahi black star ka maqsad hai..

Iron—yaar, dimag ghum gaya mera tumhari baat sun kar…raj mar bhi gaya aur raj jinda bhi hai..ye kaise ho sakta hai…?

Firefox—mujhe nahi lagta ki black star ka ye maqsad hoga…? Mujhe to iske piche koi dusri hi sazish lagti hai..

Raj—jo bhi ho, ab court me ye kaise sabit kiya jaye ki raj jinda hai, …? Ye kaam ab prem bhai ko hi karna hoga..

Prem—mamla bahut pechida hai bhai ye…lekin kuch na kuch to karna hi padega..

Iron—isme itna sochne ki jarurat hi kya hai bhai... ? main abhi ja kar uss bhosdike abhay ki gaand me bomb laga ke uda deta hu…na rahega baans, na bajegi baansuri..sidha matlab, na rahega abhay, aur na hi court me jayega matter..

Raj—nahi bhai, ye kaam to main bhi kar sakta hu.. lekin isse mamla hal nahi hoga…black star itna chutiya nahi hai ki uske paas uss recording ki aur bhi copy nahi hongi…? Vo dubara sab ko bhej dega…baat hai sab ki nazro me girne se khud ko bachane ki….aur iske liye court me mujhe khud ko sabit karna hi padega…abhay ko iss samay maar dene se sab ko yakin ho jayega ki cd me dikhayi gayi baat sahi hai..isliye main chahta hu ki meri taraf se ye case prem bhai dekhe..

Prem—theek hai bhai..main aaj se hi iss case ke baare me sochna shuru kar deta hu..

Raj—ye lo..ATM..isme har ek me ek crore hain, tumhare personal use ke liye..

Maine charo ko ek ek atm de diya…kuch der tak iss case ke baare me discuss karne ke baad main arushi se milne chala gaya…lekin jab vaha pahucha to..mujhe dekhte hi arushi khushi se jhoom uthi…yahi haal uski bhabhi nidhi aur choti bahan poli ka bhi tha…jabki uski maa deepika mujhe dekh kar pahle to pahchan hi nahi payi baad me poli ne bataya mere baare me tab usne mujhe pahchana…lekin achanak hi kuch dhyan me aate hi uski nazre laaz aur sharam se jhuk gayi.

Maine aage badh kar nidhi aur deepika ke pair chhuye…arushi ke pair to chhu nahi sakta tha kyon ki vo bhi meri biwi thi bhale hi duniya ki nazar me vo meri mami hi ho.

Deepika—aao..aao raj beta…aur ghar me sab kushal mangal to hai…?

Raj—ji maa ji, sab theek hi hai…

Deepika—jab tak tum apni mami se baat karo ..main chhay banati hu tab tak..

Deepika thodi der mujhse baat karne ke baad andar kitchen me chali gayi…aur main baki teeno se baate karne laga..arushi ke chehre par aaj bhi vahi sadgi thi…haan, uska chehra pahle ki apeksha kuch murjha jarur gaya tha .

Poli (kaan me)—jiju, achcha hua aap aa gaye…warna main to bahut tension me thi..

Raj (dhire se)—kyo….?

Poli (kaan me)—aapne to pel paal ke mujhe pet se hi kar diya tha..vo to achcha hua ki bhabhi ne mujhe ulti karte dekh liya aur vo samajh gayi…unke puchne par mujhe bhi batana pada..tab unhone mera abortion karwa diya chupchap, warna main to mar hi gayi thi.

Raj (dhire se)—chalo achcha hua…ab aaj raat tujhe achche se pel sakunga..

Poli (kaan me)—vaise arushi didi bhi pet se hain aur bhabhi bhi…mujhe to lagta hai ki bhabhi ke bhi pet me aapka hi bachcha hai…

Arushi—ye kya khusar phusar kar rahi hai unke kaan me…? Chal bhag yaha se..

Poli—ja rahi hu didi…(kaan me)..achcha jiju, main aapse baad me baad karti hu..aur jiju, agar aap ko mujhe pelna ho to pls ab ki bar pani meri bur ke andar mat girana...main itba jaldi dubara se gabhin nahi hona chahti..abhi sab log khana khane lagenge tab main aap ko ishara karungi to mere piche piche aa jana aur chod lena meri bur ko..

Poli ke jate hi main arushi aur nidhi se baate karne laga...thodi der me deepika ki awaz sun kar nidhi kitchen me chali gayi...aur main arushi ko pakad kar usko chumne laga...nidhi aur deepika ke aate hi hum alag ho gaye.

Deepika—achcha hua, raj beta, tum yaha aa gaye..maine sandesh bhi bhijwaya tha tumhe bulane ke liye..

Raj—kyo, koi kaam tha kya... ?

Deepika—bahut tension ho gayi hai beta…ladki to paraya dhan hoti hai..maayke me kab tak rahegi…? Jindagi to uski sasural me hi katni hai…na jane aisi kya anban ho gayi hai tumhare mama aur mami me ki ye shadi ke baad se sasural jane ke naam se hi bhadak jati hai…iske dono jeth teen bar lene aaye..lekin ye nahi gayi…iss bar khud damad ji lene ke liye aaye to unko daant fatkar kar bhaga diya..bolti hai ki jab raj ayenge tab unke sath hi jaungi, nahi to kisi ke sath nahi….ab tumhi batao beta, aisa bhi koi karta hai kya…? Log tarah tarah ki baate karte hain…Kuch bolo to rone lagti hai gussa ho kar…ab tumhi kuch samjhao beta apni mami ko..

Arushi—mummy, aap phir shuru ho gayi..agar main aap sab logo par itni hi bojh hu to jahar la kar de dijiye mujhe..ye roj roj ki jhanjhat hi khatam kar deti hu..

Deepika—dekh liya beta, sasural jane ki baat karo to iss tarah marne ki dhamki deti hai..ab tumhi batao beta..kya kare hum…? Duniya kya kahegi ki shadi hne ke baad bhi ladki sasural kyo nahi ja rahi…? Kis kis ka muh band kar sakenge hum garib…?

Raj—aap chinta mat kijiye..main baat karunga…raat me….sab theek ho jayega..

Thodi hi der me arushi ke papa aur bhaiya bhi aa gaye to vo sab andar chali gayi..kyon ki gaon me aaj bhi ladies ghar ke mardo ke samne kisi admi se baat nahi karti hain..ye bhartiya sanskriti ka ek prachin shistachar hai jo aaj bhi gaon me kayam hai.

Uske papa aur bhaiya bhi vahi rona ro rahe the jo uski mummy ro rahi thi arushi ko le kar…kuch der me khana lag gaya to main uske papa aur bhai ke sath khana khane baith gaya….dinner se fursat hone ke baad main thoda tahalne ke liye ghar ke bahar aangan me nikal aaya…ki tabhi mere kano me seeti bajne ki madhur dhwani sunayi padi jise sunte hi mere kaan khade ho gaye.

Raj (mann me)—(soonghte huye)..ye to kisi ke mootne ki seeti hai….bur ki khushbu aa rahi hai…chupchap dekhu to sahi ki koun apni bur khol kar moot rahi hai…?

Main naak se uss madhur seeti ki bajne se uthne wali sugandh ko soonghte huye chupchap aage badhne laga…aur phir jaldi hi uss jagah par pahuch gaya jaha se seeti bajne ki awaz bilkul karib tezi se aa rahi thi…ye ghar ke bahar bana ek chota sa bathroom tha..maine darwaje ki jhirri se jhaank kar dekha to andar dekhte hi chounk gaya.

Vahi dusri taraf, amtul vidhayak ke bunglow me rakhi ko nangi kar ke uski bur me lund pelne me laga hua tha…surendra bhi ussi room me moujud tha lekin kisi ko uska koi darr hi nahi tha..kyon ki ab vo na to dekh sakta tha aur na hi kuch bol sakta tha..aur na hi kuch kar sakta tha…kaan me ear phone ki madad se bas sunayi bhar deta tha usko…iss baat ka fayda amtul khoob utha raha tha…

Kabhi vo vidhayak ki biwi aur rakhi ki mummy vasundhara ko uske bagal me lita kar nangi kar ke chodne lagta to kabhi uski beti rakhi ke upar chadh jata…surendra mann hi mann galiya de kar rah jata amtul aur saand ke sath sath poori chodu team ko…aaj bhi vahi ho raha tha.

Rakhi—aaahhhhh….kitne din se ragad rahe ho mujhe…lekin khazana kab nikaloge…uuuffff….?

Amtul—khazana hi khodne me laga hua hu…chinta mat karo 9 mahine me mere khode huye gaddhe se khazana jarur niklega…

Rakhi—aaahhhh…tum koun se khazane ki baat kar rahe ho….? Koun sa aur kaha gaddha khoda hai tumne…? Bas daily aa kar mujhe aur mummy ko pel bhar jate ho...aaaahhhh

Amtul—chinta mat karo..dono maa beti ko khazana milega 9 majine me..main bahut pahucha hua pandit hu..

Rakhi—mujhe to tum chudakkad pandit lagte ho...aaahhhhh...aise hi chodo..aur jor jor se....aaahhhhh..phad do meri bur ko..

Amtal kas kas ke rakhi ko pelne me laga hua tha jabki vahi ek bistar me leta hua suraendra dono ki baate sun kar andar hi andar aag babula hua ja raha tha.

Udhar jitu mere ghar se nikalne ke baad richa ko le kar jaise hi apne ghar pahucha vaise hi....

Great Anand bhai...
Waiting for next .....

 

[kingxlegion]

Awsome update... waiting fkr next aanand bhaj

 

[Aj1980]

बहुत ही खूबसूरत अपडेट भाई

 

[darkoxx]

Nice update

 

[Secretshiva1]

Pehle toh bahut bahut shukriya dobara se update suru karne ko.
Bahut hi kamal ja rahi hai story.

But bhai ek choti si sanka hai ho sakta hai mera beham ho aap jabab nahi de rahe hai aur khair aage ka chodo baaki bhai jawab dena bhi suru kijiye bhai.

That's all

 

[ronny aaa]

zabardast update hai bhaii

 

[Kasim256]

Update awesome bro.