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UPDATE- 279 (B)
Tabhi achanak golu madari ke baare me sochte huye mere dimag me kuch yaad aaya jisse main chounk gaya..
Raj (chounk kar)—ek minute..ek minute...golu madari...uski baans ki nangi lathi...uska tamasha...gaand maane gaddha... ohh shit..to ye paheli golu madari ki lathi se judi hai...kyon ki vahi apni baans ki nangi lathi ko gaddhe me daal kar sab ko tamasha dikhata rahta hai..
Ye khyal aate hi main turant golu madari ki khoj me nikal pada..
Ab aage.....
Lagbhag chaar ghante ki yatra ke baad main golu madari ki basti me pahuch gaya kintu ab vaha ka mahoul pahle ki tulna me kafi badal chuka tha..basti me ja kar uske ghar ka pata karte huye jab vaha pahucha to darwaje par lock laga hua tha. To maine logo se puchna hi behtar samjha ...tabhi vaha se ek bujurg aurat gujar rahi thi to maine awaz de kar usko roka.
Raj—suniye maa ji, yaha golu madari aur unki ek ladki naina rahti thi...kya aap bata sakti hain ki vo kaha gaye hain.. ?
Aurat (hairani se dekhte huye)—tum koun ho beta aur unhe kyo puch rahe ho... ?
Raj—maa ji, mera naam raj hai..main bhi pahle unke sath hi rahta tha..
Aurat (sochte huye)—rajj...(chounk kar)..kyaa tum vahi raj ho jise golu apne sath le aaya tha jab vo bilkul chota sa tha.. ?
Raj—ji maa ji, main vahi rah hu..kya aap kuch bata sakti hain mujhe unke baare me... ?
Aurat—pata nahi beta, golu to vaise bhi tamasha dikhane ke liye jyadatar bahar hi rahta tha..lekin ek baar vo kahi gaya to aaj tak lout kar nahi aaya..na jane kya hua uske sath.. ? ab to iss baat ko 5-6 saal ho gaye..haan, uska vo ullu jarur kabhi kabhi ghar ke upar baithe dikh jaya karta tha kintu saal bhar se vah bhi nazar nahi aaya.
Raj (tension)—aur unki beti naina... ? vo kaha hai... ?
Aurat—tumne bahut der kar di aane me beta...tere jane ke baad to kuch din tak usne khana pina hi chhod diya tha.. bas badi kinare akeli baithi din din bhar roti rahti thi…badi mushkil se kuch theek hua tha ki golu gayab ho gaya..vo bechari to golu ke jane ke baad ekdam akeli hi pad gayi thi...tujhe bahut yaad karti thi vo..teri har cheez use apni jaan se bhi jyada pyari thi..lekin karib saal bhar pahle phir ek din vo bhi golu ki tarah na jane achanak kaha gayab ho gayi... ? tab se uska bhi koi pata nahi….jab kayi din tak vo nahi aayi to maine hi yaha tala laga diya tha…ruko main chabi le kar aati hu..
Thodi der me vo aurat chabi le kar aa gayi..tala khol maine poora ghar dekh liya..jagah jagah par deemak aur jaale lage huye the..vaha mujhe kuch bhi aisa nahi mila jisse ki unke baare me kuch pata chal sake..khair maine chabhi uss aurat ko thama kar vaha se vapis lout gaya.
Vaha se vapis aate samay mera mann bahut udas tha..golu madari se kahi adhik mujhe naina ki chinta ho rahi thi.. uske baare me sochte huye na jane main kab abhay ki haweli me jane ki bajaye ganga mousi ke area me pahuch gaya aur gadi unke bunglow ke samne rok di..,bekhyali me kuch dhyan hi nahi raha…jab hosh aaya ko khud ko ganga mousi ke bunglow ke samne paya.
Raj (hairan)—ohh shit…ye to haweli ki jagah main ganga mousi ke ghar pahuch gaya…! Khair chalo, jab aa hi gaya hu to raat yahi gujaar leta hu..
Lekin phir mujhe sadhana (real sheetal didi) ki kahi huyi kadwi baate yaad aa gayi jo unhone
jungle se vapis aate samay raste me mujhe kahi thi to mera dil bahut dukhi ho gaya aur mere kadam ruk gaye…magar phir kuch soch kar maine darwaje par lagi bell baja di.
Chaar paanch baar bell bajane ke baad Darwaja maya ne khola..mujhe dekh kar pahle to vah chounk gayi lekin phir uske chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.
Maya (hairan)—sahab ji, aap…?
Raj—tumse vada jo kiya tha to aana hi pada maya..kaisi ho…?
Maya (sir jhuka ke)—theek hu sahab ji..
Raj—lekin mujhe lagta hai ki Mere aane se tum khush nahi ho..?
Maya—nahi to sahab ji main khush kyo nahi houngi bhala…?...aaiye na..main badi mem saab ko bulati hu...
Raj—apni badi mem sahab ko baad me bulana pahle muh to meetha kar do..ki sukhe sukhe hi andar bula rahi ho.. ?
Maya—ji main, mithayi to ghar me nahi hai saab ji…main badi mem saab ko bol deti hu, vo manga dengi..
Raj—maya, main uss mithayi ki baat nahi kar raha hu..
Maya—to phir…aur koun si mithayi hoti hai..?
Raj (hoth me ungli rakh ke)—mujhe ye mithayi chahiye..bolo khila rahi ho ye mithayi…?
Maya (sir jhuka ke)—(no response)
Raj—tumhara mann nahi hai to jane do..main faltu hi tumse milne yaha chala aaya…achcha main chalta hu..
Maya—mat jao saab ji..
Raj—tum kuch bolti to ho nahi..to kya karunga ruk kar…?
Maya (dhire se)—main kya bolu sahab ji…?
Raj—to phir jaldi se muh meetha kar do…
Maya—(chupchap)
Raj—dekha, phir tumne jawab nahi kiya…
Maya (dhire se)—maine aapko mana kaha kiya hai saab ji..
Raj (chipka kar)—to phir jaldi se chummi de de warna kahi sadhana ne dekh liya to hum dono ki gaand tod degi..
Maya—lekin choti mem saab to...
Maine uske itna kahte hi uski baat poori hone se pahle usko pakad kar apne paas khich ke chipka liya aur uske naram hotho ko chumne laga...maya ankhe band kar ke amarbel ki tarah mujhse lipat gayi..phir ganga mousi ki awaz sun kar vo mujhse alag ho kar bhitar bhag gayi.
Tab tak ganga mousi bhi vaha aa gayi…mujhe dekh kar unke chehre par khushi ki jhalak saaf taur par dekhi ja sakti thi magar ye khushi ki jhalak kshanik hi thi kyon ki agle hi pal sadhana ka khyal aate hi unka chehra murjha gaya.
Main ganga mousi ke sath unke room me aa gaya aur baate karne laga..unhone mujhe sadhana ke baare me bataya.. jise sun kar main bhi chounk gaya.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—didi, ghar ke andar hi andar se kaise gayab ho sakti hai achanak…? Ye mamla aur dgp sir ne jo case mujhe diya hai, ye dono kahi na kahi aapas me conneted lag rahe hain…kuch to gadbad hai..mujhe mamle ki tah tak jana hoga…hairani ki baat to ye hai ki ye sabhi ghatnaye issi area se sambandhit hain..ho sakta hai ki iss bunglow me hi koi clue chhupa hua ho…?
Thodi der me maya coffee le aayi to main apni soch se bahar nikal aaya…coffee peene ke baad main ganga mousi ko pelne ki soch hi raha tha ki tab tak amit mousa aa gaye aur mujhe mousi ko chodne ka plan cancle karna pada….raat me sabne sath me dinner kiya aur uske baad apne apne room me sone chale gaye.
Maine mousi ko chodne ka ishara kiya to unhone dhire se kaha ki amit mousa ke sone ke baad vo mere room me aayengi.. aaj maine jaan bujh kar sadhana wala room liya tha sone ke liye kyon ki vaha meri didi rahti thi aur uss kamre se unki yaade judi hain, sath hi main ye dekhna chahta tha ki shayad uss room se mujhe unke gayab hone ka koi surag mil jaye.
Maine sadhana (sheetal) ka poora kamra chhan mara...lekin uss kamre se aisa kuch nahi mila jisse ko unke ghar ke andar hi andar se gayab hone ke baare me kuch pata chal sake..magar vaha unki rakhi cheezo ko dekh kar jarur mera dil bechain ho gaya aur rah rah kar sadhana aur sheetal didi ki yaad satane lagi.
Main vaha rakhi sheetal didi ki tasveer ko utha kar gaur se dekhne laga..meri ankho se iss samay apne aap hi bebsi ke anshu bah chale the..apne aap ko main behad bebas pa raha tha.
Raj (mann me dard)—(nam ankhe) .didi aap kaha chali gayi mujhe akela chhod kar…? Aap dono ke bina main kitna asahay aur bebas ho gaya hu..ekdam adhura hu main dono ke bina..aap dono hi to meri taqat ho…agar dono ko kuch bhi hua to main black star hi kya balki sari duniya ko aag laga dunga..phir chahe mera anzam kitna bhi bura kyo na ho…hey bhagwan, meri sadhana aur meri sheetal didi ki hifazat karna…main janta hu ki main bahut bura admi hu, mere gunaho ke liye to mout ki saza bhi kam hogi lekin mere gunaho ki saza unhe mat do bhagwan, mat do…sheetal didi, aapne mujhe kabhi bataya kyo nahi ki aap hi meri sadhana ho..? aaj main samjha ki kyon mujhe aapko dekhte hi mujhe meri sadhana yaad aa jati thi..? shayad aap jamaane ke reeti riwazo se darti rahi hongi, ya phir mere pyar me hi koi kami rah gayi hogi jo aapne mujhe batana jaruri nahi samjha..
‘’Jaagna Bhi Qabool Hai Teri Yadon Mein Raat Bhar,
Tere Ehsaaso Mein Jo Sukoon Hain Vo Neend Mein Kaha’’
Raj (mann me)—Jisko maine sadhana samjha, vo meri sheetal didi nikli magar mera dil aaj bhi unhe sheetal didi maanne ko taiyar nahi hai..aapne mujh par jo ilzam lagaye hain kaash ki main aapko haqiqat bata sakta..shayad aap apni jagah sahi hain, phir aap mujhe bhi apne jaisa bana do didi..mujhe maaf kar do aur lout aao mere paas..kaash ki aap bhi samajh pati mujhe jaisa ki meri sadhana mujhe samajhti hai..vo bin kuch bole hi mere dil ka kona kona padh leti hai..kaash aapne mujh par vishwash kiya hota..khair..
‘’Tu Vaisi Hi Hai Jaisa Main Chahta Hu,
Bas,
Mujhe Vaisa Bana De, Jaisa Tu Chahti Hai.’’
Raj (nam ankhe)—tum dono mere pyar ki itni kathin pariksha mat lo..main janta hu ki aap dono hi mujhe sudharna chahti ho..khas kar ke meri sheetal didi, haan beshak aap meri sadhana ho kintu mera dil aapko ussi sheetal didi hi manta hai jisme mujhe meri sadhana nazar aati hai..kitna badnasib hu main ki jiski ankho me anshu ka ek qatra bardast nahi kar pata tha, aaj vahi mout ki dahleez par khadi hai aur main kuch nahi kar pa raha hu...sabke samne hasta hu, bolta hu lekin sach to yeh hai ki ye dil hamesha gam ke sagar me hi dooba rahta hai..iss dil me har waqt bas aap dono ki hi chinta lagi rahti hai..kitna dard hai iss seene me kisi ko dikha bhi nahi sakta..logo ko bataunga to sab mujh par hasenge..isliye iss dard ko apne andar chhupaye khush rahne aur hasne ka natak karta rahta hu..lekin ab ye dard nahi saha jata didi..aapka ye raj andar hi andar toot-ta ja raha hai..
‘’Itna Bhi Na Taraasho Ki Vahood Hi Na Rahe Hamara,
Har Patthar Ki Kismat Mein Nahi Hota, Sanwar Kar Khuda Ho Jana.’’
Main abhi dard aur gum ke sagar me khoya hua hi tha, ankhe barish ke pani ki tarah anshu bahaye ja rahi thi..sheetal didi aur sadhana ki yaado me kho kar main ye bhi bhul gaya tha ki ganga mousi aur maya ko maine apne room me bulaya tha . kintu tabhi sadhana (real sheetal) ki tasveer ko dekhte huye achanak mujhe kuch yaad aaya to main chounk gaya. Aur apni ankhe band kar ke phir se apne dimag par jor daal kar kuch yaad karne ki koshish karne laga.
Kafi der tak ankhe band kar ke main kuch yaad karta raha aur Phir jaise hi maine ankhe kholi to mere chehre par hairani aur chinta ke bhav pahle se kahi jyada gahre ho chuke the..
Raj (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai... ?
Main abhi kuch aur soch pata par tabhi phir se main chounk gaya...iss bar choukne ki vajah kuch ajibo garib awaz thi jo mere kano me sunayi padi thi.
Awaz kuch phadphadane jaisi thi jo ki darwaje ke paas se hi aayi thi..dono ki yaado ka sapna tootne ke baad main jaise hi yaado ke bhanwar se bahar nikla to phir se mere kano me vahi phadphadane ki awaz aayi tab mujhe ganga mousi aur maya ka khyal aaya.
Raj (mann me)—ohhh shitt..main to inn dono ke chakkar me bhul hi gaya tha ki maine ganga mousi aur maya ko bulaya tha..lekin ab tak dono aayi kyo nahi…? Aur ye awaz kaisi hai... ? ho sakta hai ki mousi ya maya me se koi hogi..
Maine ye soch kar darwaja jaise hi khola to vaise hi hadbada kar piche hat gaya..mere darwaja kholte hi koi tezi se andar phadphadate huye vaha se bhaga..main phir room se bahar nikla aur idhar udhar dekhne laga lekin kuch bhi nazar nahi aaya…jab vaha koi nahi dikha to main sidhiyo se niche utar aaya aur phir charo taraf dekhne laga tabhi meri nazar chhat ki taraf jati huyi sidhiyo par padi to main chounk gaya.
Vaha sidhiyo par ek ullu apni badi badi ankhe nikale huye baitha tha aur meri hi tarah tukur tukur dekh raha tha...use dekh kar mujhe pichli bar ki ghatna yaad aa gayi jab main yaha aaya tha.
Raj—ohhh..to madarchodd tu hai.. ! tu phir se aa gaya.. ? teri maa ko chodu..ruk madarchodd...abhi teri gaand maarta hu. Pichli bar to tu apni gaand bacha ke bhag gaya tha lekin aaj to teri gaand maar kar rahunga..har bar pareshan karne aa jata hai madarchodd...chodne ke time par mera kaam bigadne..ruk bhosdike...aaj to teri gaand phat ke rahegi..
Main uss ullu ko pakadne ke liye sidhiyo ki taraf bhaga lekin mere vaha pahuchte hi vo madarchod ud kar phir se upar ki sidhi par ja baitha...main upar chadha to vah vaha se phadphadate huye ud kar mere room me samne ja pahucha.
Raj (mood kharab)—tu kitna bhi ud le madarchod..lekin aaj teri gaand nahi bachegi..kaha tak ud ud ke bhahega.. teri maa ko chodu..abhi vaha bhi aata hu..
Main vaha se bhagte huye apne room tak pahucha to vah bhosdika phir se vaha se ud gaya aur room ke andar ghus gaya... main daud kar room me ghusa to vo madarchod mujhe vaha kahi nazar hi nahi aaya.
Raj (dimag kharab)—kaha gaya ye madarchod... ? iski maa ko chodu..madarchodd ne naak me dum kar diya hai.. jane kis janam ka badla le raha hai mujhse jo har bar chodne ke time par aa jata hai..jaise ki maine iski maa chodi ho..gaya kaha madarchod... ?
Main ullu ko kamre me har jagah dhoondne laga...lekin jab maine almari ke piche dekha to vo madarchod vaha ghusa dikh gaya...maine use pakadne ki koshish ki to bhosdika ud kar room se bahar bhag gaya..main phir se uske piche dauda.. iss bar phir se vah mujhe chhat ki sidhiyo par baitha dikh gaya.
Raj—thahar madarchodd..
Main vapis usko pakadne ke liye daud pada..bar bar sidhiya chadhne utarne ke karan main bhi thak gaya tha isliye ab uss par gussa aane laga tha bahut jyada..main jaise hi uske paas pahuch kar pakadne ko hua vaise hi madarchod ud kar sidhiyo ke niche bani huyi khali jagah par ghus gaya..uss jagah par thoda bahut kabaad ka samaan rakha hua tha.
Vo madarchod to vaha se ud gaya lekin usko jhapat kar pakadne ke chakkar me main sidhi se fisal gaya aur niche ludhak aaya jisse kandhe par achchi khasi chot bhi aa gayi aur mera dimag aur bhi kharab ho gaya.
Raj (gusse me)—ye bahut madarchodd ullu hai ….bhosdike ne lullu bana ke rakh diya ..
Maine gusse me sidhi ke niche jhank kar dekha to vo sala vaha se bhag diya..usko phir se bahgte dekh kar maine vaha sidhiyo ke niche rakha hua ek danda utha kar madarchod ko vahi se phenk kar mara..dande ka kuch hissa use lag hi gaya aur vo udte huye dhadam se niche gira…
Raj (gusse me)—le le madatchodd..aur bhag le…ab kaha jayega bach ke…? Ruk, ab tabiyat se teri gaand maarunga..
Main tezi se langdate daudte huye usko pakadne ko gaya to vah bhosdi ka phir se phadphadaya aur ud kar deewar me lagi exhaust wali jagah par ja kar baith gaya...maine vo danda utha kar phir se marne ko kiya to vo vaha se nikal kar bahar bhag gaya.
Raj (gusse se)—bhag gaya madarchodd...aaj phir sale ki gaand bach gayi....aaaaaahhh, lekin madarchod ne dauda dauda kar meri aisi taisi kar di...ye danda apne paas hi rakh leta hu, ab agar phir se aaya to madarchod ko bhagne ka koi mouka nahi dunga..haaye, mera kandha...sala bahut dard kar raha hai..madarchodd ullu..teri maa ko kutte chode..bhosdike..
Uske vaha se kisi tarah langdate huye room me aaya aur dande ko bistar ke niche chhupa kar rakhne laga ki tabhi meri nazar uss dande ke ek khas hisse par padi to main chounk gaya.
Raj (shocked)—ye lathi yaha kaise... ? ye to vahi danda hai jo golu madari apne paas hamesha rakhta tha…iss dande ko main kaise bhul sakta hu...ye nishan to maine hi uske dande par banaya tha...lekin ye yaha kaise aaya…?
Vastav me uss dande par paint se golakar teen lal nishan bane huye the dono hisso par, jinhe maine hi banaya tha..uss dande ko vaha ganga mousi ke ghar me dekh kar main hairan rah gaya.
Raj (mann me)—golu madari to saalo se gayab hai, phir uska danda yaha kaise... ? iss dande ka yaha milna ye sabit karta hai ki vo yaha jarur aaya tha, lekin phir vo yaha se gaya kaha... ? vo apna ye danda to hamesha sath me rakhta tha, to phir iss bar vo isko apne sath kyo nahi le gaya... ? isko yaha kyo chhod diya... ? kuch na kuch to daal me kala jarur hai..golu madari bhi gayab, naina bhi gayab, sheetal didi bhi gayab aur meri sadhana bhi gayab....iske piche kya raaz hai…? ganga mousi ko jarur pata hoga golu madari aur uske iss dande ke baare me...mujhe unse puchna hoga...
Raj (kuch yaad aate hi)— arrey haan, ek baat to main bhul hi gaya...uss paheli ko solve karne ke liye mujhe issi dande ki to talash thi... ? kahi aisa to nahi ki vo ullu bhi golu madari ka vahi ullu ho... ? aur uska mere paas bar bar aane ka uddeshya hi mujhe iss dande tak pahuchana ho... ? ya phir vo iss dande ki dekh rekh karne ke liye yaha aata ho... ? khair, jo bhi ho, mujhe dekhna hoga ki akhir uss paheli ka iss dande se kya sambandh hai... ? akhir kya raaz chhupa hai iss dande ke bhitar.. ?
Maine mann hi mann iss baare me ganga mousi se baat karne ka faisla kar liya aur uss dande ko bade dhyan se dekhne laga lekin mujhe aisa kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya..vah bhi baki dando jaisa baans ka bana hua ek aam danda hi tha, usme koi khas baat nazar nahi aayi mujhe..jaisa ki sabhi jante hain ki baans andar se khokhla hota hai..to jab bahar se kuch samajh nahi aaya to main uske andar ke khokhle wale hisse ko dekhne laga kintu vaha bhi sirf andhere ke kuch nazar nahi aaya.
Raj—madarchodd..isme kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha hai..aur lagta hai ki bina bur chode kuch samajh me ayega bhi nahi..iss baans ke dande ki bur (khokhli jagah) me bhi kuch na kuch dalna padega..ho sakta hai ki iske andar hi kuch ho... ? lekin kya dalu.. ? ab itna bada to lund bhi nahi hai ki isme ghused du...
Main abhi uss khokhle baans ke bhitar kuch ghusedne ka upaay soch hi raha tha ki kisi ke sidhiya chadhne ki aahat sun kar maine jaldi se usko almari ke piche chhupa diya aur vapis aa kar bistar me let gaya..thodi hi der me darwaje khula to dekha ki ye ganga mousi thi..aate hi unhone darwaja jaldi se andar se band kar ke mere paas aa gayi.
Ganga—soye nahi abhi tak…?
Raj—kaise so jata... ? jiska lund khada ho, use neend kaise ayegi…?
Ganga—sorry raj, vo amit ke sone ka intazar karte karte main khud hi so gayi thi…abhi kuch khat-pat ki awaz suni to neend khul gayi…bistar se uth kar bathroom me mootne ke baad sidhe tumhare paas aa gayi…kyo naraz ho mujhse..?
Raj (muh bana kar)—naraz ho ke bhi kya kar lunga…? Ye Bur tumhari hai..do ya na do…? Main koun hota hu naraz hone wala…?
Ganga (lipat kar)—aisa mat kaho raj…tum mere sab kuch ho…meri bur par ab sirf tumhara hi adhikar hai..main dene wali koun hoti hu..tumhari cheez hai..jab mann kare le liya karo…tum yakin nahi karoge raj, jab se tumne meri bur li hai tab se aaj tak maine amit ko apne sharir ke sath kuch bhi karne nahi diya…kayi bar usne koshish ki mujhe chodne ki magar maine saaf saaf mana kar diya ki mujhe nahi dena….bhale hi chahe to mujhe talaaq de de..
Raj—main to mazaak kar raha tha..tum to serious ho gayi meri pyari mousi…chalo ab pyar karne do mujhe..
Maine ganga mousi ko apne upar khich liya aur chumte huye dhire dhire poore kapde utar kar unhe nangi kar diya…kuch der tak ek dusre ke ango se khelne ke baad maine unko sidha lita kar dono pair apne kandhe par rakhe aur lund ko mousi ki bur ke chhed par tika diya aur phir do tagde dhakke laga kar poora lund unki bur me ghused ke chodna shuru kar diya. Mousi to pahle se hi chudasi thi isliye apni gaand upar utha utha kar sath dene lagi.
Ganga—aaaaaahhhhhh..rajjjjj…aise hi kas kas ke chodo mujhe….uuufffff….bahut maza aa raha hai….aaahhhh…phad do meri bur….aaj mujhe poori raat chodna raj…khoob chodna mujhe…aaahhhhh….gaand bhi khoob maarna meri….aaahhh jab se tumne mujhe nangi kar ke choda hai tab se bas tumse hi chudwane ka mann karta hai….lagta hai ki har samay tumhare niche nangi padi rahu….aaahhhhhh
Raj—sach kah rahi ho mousi ki mere baad tumne kisi ko apni bur chodne nahi diya…?
Ganga—tumhari kasam raj..sachchi me raj..jiski chahe kasam le lo..maine tumse chudwane ke baad kisi ko apni bur chodne ko nahi di..yaha tak ki tumhare baap ko bhi nahi..
Raj (chounk kar)—mere baap ko..! mere baap ko kaise ajnti ho…?
Ganga mousi chudai ke nashe me vivek ke baare me bol to gayi..lekin baad me use apni galti ka ehsaas hua kintu ab to teer kamaan se nikal chuka tha jiska phir se tarkash me vapish loutna namumkin tha…
Ganga (hadbadate huye)—vo..vo..raj..
Raj—dekho mousi, mujhe sab sach sach batao…agar tum sach me mujhe pyar karti ho to..warna koi baat nahi..
Ganga—aisa mat kaho rajj…main sach kahti hu.. tumhare chodne ke baad maine kisi se nahi chudwaya..main tumhe sab batati hu lekin pls mujhe galat mat samajhna..pls
Raj—theek hai…
Ganga—vo raj, tumhare papa jinda hain..
Raj—tumhe kaise malum ki madarchod mera baap jinda hai... ? usne tumhe kab aur kitni bar choda... ? aur kaha choda... ? mujhe sab janna hai..
Ganga—vo asal me hua ye ki..jab sadhana hospital me admit thi tab main laxmi didi se milne gayi thi, vahi par vivek se mulaqat huyi thi..uss samay meri shadi nahi huyi thi...tabhi pahli bar choda tha vivek ne mujhe...vo bhi sadhana ko apni beti ki tarah hi chahta tha isliye use dekhne aata rahta tha..phir jab sadhana yaha aa gayi to vah use dekhne kabhi yaha bhi aata tha..lekin mujhe ye nahi malum tha ki vo tumhare papa hain..usne apna naam mujhe suraj bataya tha..vo to tumhare ghar jane ke baad mujhe uska asli naam aur pahchan pata chali thi...tumse chudne ke baad meri usse pahli bar mulaqat vahi gaon me huyi thi..tab bhi usne mujhe chodne ki koshish ki thi magar maine use mana kar diya...aur nahi chodne diya..
Raj—kya ab vo yaha nahi aata... ?
Ganga—nahi, tab se meri usse mulaqat nahi huyi..maine saaf saaf milne se mana kar diya tha...mera yakin karo raj, tumse chudwane ke baad maine kisi se nahi chudwaya...main sach kahti hu..
Raj (mann me)—pata nahi iss mere madarchod baap ne kis kis ki bur me apna khoonta gaad rakha hai... ? kitna bada chodu tha madarchod..dekho bhosdike ko..sala yaha rajasthan tak chodne chala aaya..
Ganga—main tumhari kasam kha kar kahti hu raj ki apni akhiri saans tak tumhare alawa kisi ko chodne ko nahi dungi. Apne pati ko bhi nahi..
Raj—achcha mousi, tum kisi golu madari ko janti ho…?
Ganga—aaaahhhhh...golu madarii...nahi to... ? kyo, koun hai ye.... ? aaahhhh..thoda aur jor se chuchi dabao rajj.. khoob kas kas ke chuchi dabate huye chodo..aaahhhhh..aise dabate raho..chodte raho mujhe...aaahahhh
Raj—golu tamasha dikhane wala ek madari hai...agar uska pata chal jaye to shayad hame sadhana ka bhi uske jariye pata chal sakta hai...
Ganga—pata nahi, main to aise kisi admi ko nahi janti...aaaaaahhhh..main jhadne wali hu rajjj...khoob jor se chodo..aahhh
Maine chodne ki speed badha di aur ganga mousi ki dono chuchiyo ko kas kas ke masalte huye unhe chodne laga...karib ek ghante tak chali iss chudayi ke baad maine apna pani unki bur me hi chhod diya..mousi tab tak 4-5 bar pani chhod chuki thi...jhadne ke baad vo shithil ho kar pasar gayi.
Kuch der sustane ke baad maine unke upar se uth kar almari ke piche se vo baans ka danda nikal liya aur phir se mousi ke upar chadh kar unhe chumne laga chuchi dabate huye..thodi hi der me vo phir se garam ho gayi to iss bar maine unhe kutiya bana kar lund ko unki gaand me thoons diya aur kas kas ke hachakne laga.
Ganga—aaaahhh...rajjj...aise hi khoob maro meri gaand...aaahhhhhh
Raj—achcha mousi, yaha mujhe ye danda mila hai..kis ka hai ye.... ?
Ganga (chounk kar)—arrey, ye danda yaha kaise aaya... ? ye to sidhiyo ke niche rakha hua tha...koun laya use yaha... ? jarur maya ka kaam hoga..kal batati hu use..jabki maine usko ye danda chhune se mana kiya tha..
Raj—uss bechari ko kuch bolne ki koi jarurat nahi hai mousi...ye danda main hi yaha le kar aaya hu..
Ganga (hairan)—tumm.. ! lekin kyo... ? dande ki kya jarurat pad gayi…?
Raj—vo sab chhodo aur jo puchha hai vo batao mousi…?
Ganga—ye danda to fakkad baba ka hai….
Raj—fakkad baba..! koun fakkad baba…? Mujhe detail me batao sab kuch..
Phir ganga mousi ne mujhe fakkad baba aur iss bunglow se judi vahi kahani batayi jo usne sadhana urf sheetal ko batayi thi..poori kahani sun kar main shocked rah gaya.
Ganga—beech beech me vo kabhi kabhi yaha aate rahte the hamara haal chaal puchne ke liye…lekin ek bar vo jab yaha aa kar thahre the to bina kisi ko bataye hi yaha se chale gaye..aur apna ye danda bhi yahi bhul gaye…to maine unka danda sambhal kar rakh diya ..ye soch kar ki jab vo aayenge tab unhe de dungi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye to badi khatarnak kahani hai…ho na ho uss kaale kamre me hi kuch hai..to golu madari yaha fakkad baba ban ke aaya tha lekin kyo…? Uss kamre me aisa kya hai jo usne kisi ko bhi vaha jane se mana kar diya aur tabiz latka gaya darwaje ke handle par…? Akhir kya hai uss kaale kamre ka raaz…? Mujhe iska pata lagana hi hoga.. aur iske liye mujhe uss kaale kamre me ghus kar chhanbeen karni hogi..vaha se hi koi surag pata chal sakta hai.. magar ek baat aur hairan karne wali hai ki golu madari apna danda yaha kyo chhod kar gaya aur gaya bhi to kaha gaya…? Iske piche koi bahut badi vajah lag rahi hai…mujhe sach ka pata lagana hoga aur vo sach bina kaale kamre me ghuse nahi pata chal sakta.
Uske baad main aur bhi kuch puchna chahta tha magar tabhi meri nazar nazar ki taraf chali gayi jaha mujhe kisi ki parchhayi nazar aayi..shayad darwaje ke key hole se koi hamari chudai ka live show dekh raha tha..lekin maine jab kuch der tak darwaje par se apni ankhe nahi hatayi to vah parchhayi achanak hi gayab ho gayi aur mujhe kisi ke jaldi jaldi sidhiya utarne ki aahat sunayi de gayi…kuch soch kar agle hi pal mere chehre par mushkurahat tair gayi.
Ganga mousi ki jam kar gaand ka tabla bajane ke baad maine ek bar phir se unki bur ka kachumar banaya… itne me hi mousi ki haalat kharab ho chuki thi…to maine unko chhod diya…kapde pahan kar vo langdate huye kisi tarah se apne room me chali gayi.
Ganga mousi ke jane ke baad maine uss dande ko uthaya aur phir se uske andar khokhli jagah ka jayza lene ke liye jugad sochne laga…tabhi mujhe chhat me kapde phailane ke liye lagi huyi taar ka dhyan aaya to main room se bahar nikal kar chhat se vo taar khol kar le aaya aur use lakdi ke hole me ghusedne laga.
Magar baans ki lathi me jaha jaha beech me gaanth rahti hai vaha ki jahaj khokhli bahut kam hoti hai..maine bahut koshish ki lekin taar lakdi ke andar ek kinare se dusre kinare tak beech me gaanth hone ke karan nahi ja paya..tab maine uss lathi ko ek bar phir gaur se dekhne laga..ek jagah par mujhe chota sa chhed dikha to maine vaha se taar ghused kar dekhne laga.
Badi mushkil se kafi der tak koshish karne ke baad jab chhed thoda bada ho gaya to taar me koi cheez phans kar bahar aane lagi…uska thoda sa hissa bahar aate hi maine pakad kar khich liya…ye ek chota sa kapda tha jisme ganthaan lagi huyi thi..maine usko khola to usme se kagaz ka ek tukda nikla.
Jisme ki bar bar taar ghusedne ke karan chhed ho gaya tha..maine kagaz ke uss tukde ko khol kar dekha to apna sir pakad liya…jisme koi shabd likha hua tha lekin beech me taar ke karan hole ho gaya tha kagaz me bhi aur vo akshar kagaz phatne ke karan gayab ho chuka tha.
“CH *** IYA”
Raj (mann me)—ab madarchodd..ye kya hai…? Iski maa ko chodu…beech ka akshar hi phat gaya hai…ab iska kya matlab hoga…? Pardada bhosdike..teri maa ka bhosda..
Udhar dusri taraf haweli se nikalne ke baad abhay gusse me office pahuch kar poore staff ki maa bahan karne laga… vo mera gussa unke upar utar raha tha..tabhi uske mobile me unknown number se kisi ka call aane laga.
Abhay (gusse me)—hello..
“Star,,,Black Star” dusri taraf se garajti huyi awaz aayi.
Black star ka naam sunte hi abhay ka gussa ekdam se thanda pad gaya..balki iske vipreet chehre par tanaav aur khauf ke badal umad aaye aur maathe se pasina tapakne laga..usne turant sabhi staff walo ko apne cabin se bahar bhej kar door lock kar diya.
Abhay (darte huye)—yyy..yes sirr..
Black star—jo kahta hu, use dhyan se suno..
Abhay (ghabrate huye)—yes sirr..
Black star—main tumse ek sauda karna chahta hu..
Abhay (tension)—kaisa sauda…?
Black star—betichod..jitna bolta hu..utna sun…Jo mujhe chahiye vo tumhare paas hai aur jo tujhe chahiye vo mere paas hai…mujhe raj chahiye jo tere paas hai jabki tujhe sadhana chahiye jo mere paas hai…jise chodne ke liye tum barso se tadap rahe the…tum mujhe raj do, badle me main tumhe sadhana dunga..jee bhar ke sadhana ke khubsurat badan se dono baap bete mil kar apni pyas bujhana.
Abhay (tension)—lekin sir..vo court case…
Black star—to beti chod..kal court ke faisle ke baad usko mere hawale kar dena…aur main sadhana ko tumhare hawale kar dunga..
Abhay (tension)—(jhuth)..lekin sir, uski to yaad dast ja chuki hai..vo aapke kisi kaam ka nahi hai abhi..
Black star (jor se)—beti chod..mujhe pahada padhane ki jarurat nahi hai tujhe..samjha na…warna tu achchi tarah janta hai ki main kya kar sakta hu…kal tak mera kaam ho jana chahiye..samajh gaya.warna teri dono betiyo ko city ke beech road par nangi kar ke 100 logo se chudwaunga..
Abhay (tension)—sir, lekin agar usne aana kani ki to…?
Black star—agar tu sadhana ko chodne ka apna sapna poora karna chahta hai to tujhe ye karna hi hoga…(jhuth)..agar tune ye kaam kar diya to main tujhe sadhana ke sath sath wasiyat bhi de dunga jiske baare me mujhe pata chal chuka hai ki vah kaha hai….warna..to tum jante hi ho…ki main kya kar sakta hu…
Abhay (pasina pochte huye)—yes sirr…main poori koshish karunga…
Black star—chal phone rakh beti chod…koshish karunga nahi balki ye kaam hona hi chahiye samajh gaya..haan, aur ek baat sun…mujhe vo tere dada ji ke kamre me jo tiles lagi hain, vaisi hi tiles mangwani hai apne liye..isliye aaj mere kuch admi teri haweli par ayenge, vo tiles nikalne ke liye…chinta mat kar, main vo tiles ek company ko dikhane ke baad tere paas vapis bhijwa dunga..
Abhay—theek hai sirr..
Uske baad black star ne call cut kar diya…abhay ke mathe par chinta ki lakire ubhar aayi jabki black star mann hi mann apne plan ki kamyabi par khush hone laga.
Black star (mann me)—hahaha…ise kahte hain, ek teer se six shikar…pahla, sheetal aur sadhana ki jodi toot jayegi, jo ki mere liye khatarnak sabit ho rahi thi….dusra, sadhana ke sath jabardasti hote dekh kar raj kisi bhi kimat par abhay ko jinda nahi chhodega, iss tarah se mera ek aur dushman raj ke hatho mara jayega….teesra, wasiyat hasil karne me mere raste me koi kaanta nahi rahega….choutha, ab sheetal ko mujhse koi nahi bacha payega, use main apni biwi banaunga… paanchva, raj aur sadhana to bimari me hi tadap kar mar jayenge, aur agar nahi bhi mare to raj ab sadhana ki itni kharab tabiyat dekh kar mere aage ghutne tek dega aur phir use yaha kaale kamre me aana hi padega mere paas…sixth, mujhe anguthi mil jayegi, phir mujhe raj ki bhi koi jarurat nahi rahegi, jiski vajah se main use jaan se ab tak nahi maar raha tha…hahahahaha
Jaha black star ye soch kar khush ho raha tha vahi abhay tension me doob gaya tha..
Abhay (tension)—ye madarchod, black star..aaj itna meharban kaise ho gaya mujh par…? Jarur kuch lafda hai…? Agar maine raj ko uske hawale kar diya to mera wasiyat paane ka sapna adhura rah jayega..vo mujhe sadhana ka lalach de kar wasiyat hadapna chahta hai..lekin main sadhana ko bhi to nahi bhul sakta, usko chodne ka bhi to mera khwab hai.. jab se usko dekha hai tab se kisi ko chodne me mann hi nahi lagta hai, har samay sadhana ka hi chehra ankho ke aage ghumta rahta hai….use to main chod ke hi rahunga…ab agar mujhe wasiyat aur sadhana dono apne khwab poore karne hain to mujhe kuch bhi kar ke aaj hi raj se wasiyat ka raaz ugalwana hoga…phir chahe mujhe apni ek beti to kya dono betiyo ko bhi usse chudwana hi kyo na pade..