Incest SAAND

[mashish]

SAAND
UPDATE-292 ​

Sadhana (shocked, mann me)—NAINAA..‼ omg…itna bada dhokha..! iska matlab ki mera andaza bilkul sahi tha…hum jise aaj tak sadhana samajh rahe the vo sadhana ke bhesh me naina thi…aur yaha bhi usne mujhe sheetal ban kar dhokha diya. Ab samajh me aaya ki ye harami apne aap ko mera baap kyo kah raha tha..? agar hamare sath jo thi vo naina thi to phir asli sheetal kaha hai…?

Ab aage…….

Golu madari ke khulase ne sadhana ko buri tarah se hairan kar diya tha, use is baat ko jaan kar behad jhatka laga ki aaj tak sab jisko sadhana samajh rahe the, haqiqat me na to sadhana thi aur na hi sheetal, balki uske bhesh me naina thi jo sadhna bankar sabhi ko dhokha de rahi thi. Lekin sadhana ke mann me iss sach ko sunkar kayi sawal koutuhal machane lage jinka jawab uske paas khud nahi tha aur vo apne sawalo ka jawab jaanne ke liye bechain hone lagi thi.

Sadhana (apne mann me)—agar hamare sath ab tak naina thi to phir sheetal kaha hai..? kya hua uske sath..? kaha gayi vo..? aur naina ne akhir hamare sath itna bada dhokha kyo kiya…? Uski kya dushmani thi raj, sheetal aur mujhse..? aur to aur kahi golu madari ka bhi hath to nahi usme…? Akhir yaha ka makadjaal iska banaya hua hi to hai. Agar mujhe sach ka pata lagana hai to mujhe bhi iske sath vahi game khelna hoga jo isne naina ko sadhna banakar hamare sath khela hai. Ab main naina bankar isse sach ka pata lagaungi…haan, yahi theek rahega.

Golu—beti, ye jyada sochne ka waqt nahi hai. Jitna jaldi ho sake tum yaha se nikal jao, vaise bhi tumhe yaha aana hi nahi chahiye tha.

Sadhana—baba, main aapko iss haal me yaha akele chhod kar kaise ja sakti hoon. Main aapko yaha se baahar nikal kar hi rahungi. Lekin meri samajh mein ek baat abhi tak nahi aayi ki black star ne aapko yaha qaid kyon kiya..?

Golu—beti iss sabki vajah vo wasiyat hai.

Sadhana (hairan)—lekin wasiyat se aapka kya sambandh…? Jaha tak mujhe pata hai, uske mutabik to wasiyat ka taalluk to raj se hai.

Golu—kyonki uss harami ko na jane kaise ye pata chal gaya tha ki kahi na kahi main bhi uss wasiyat ke peechhe pada hua hoon…usko iss baat ka darr tha ki kahi main apne jadu ke khel se raj ko phansa kar usse wasiyat na hasil kar loon..

Sadhana (mann me)—ohh..to ye harami bhi wasiyat ke piche hai.

Sadhana—lekin baba, agar raj uss wasiyat ke baare me janta hota to kya aapko ya mujhe bata nahi deta…? Mujhe to yakin hai ki raj wasiyat ke baare me kuch nahi janta hai.

Golu—vo hamara raj nahi hai, balki koi bahurupiya hai..kitni bar batau tumhe beti ? aur mujhe poora yakin hai ki vo us wasiyat ke baare me kuch na kuch to janta hi hoga aur agar nahi janta hai tab bhi vo us wasiyat ke piche laga hua hai. Warna raj ko maar kar uski jagah lene ki kya jaroorat thi usko ?

Sadhana—mujhe aisa bilkul nahi lagta.

Golu—kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya ? maine jis din ke liye raj ko paal pos kar bada kiya aur phir use uski family se milaya, ye soch kar ki main raj ke jariye wasiyat tak pahuch jaunga, sab gud gobar ho gaya.

Sadhana—khair chhodiye us baat ko, jo ho gaya so ho gaya, uspar afsos karne se kya fayda...(kuch soch kar)..vaise bhi usko kisi ne poison ka injection de diya hai aur uski ye bimari ab sheetal (khud ke liye) me bhi aa gayi hai,

Golu—haan, main ye janta hu..jo bhi hua, achcha hi hua harami ke sath.

Sadhana—lekin baba, sadhana kaha hai iss waqt vo to registan se hi gayab ho gayi thi na ?

Golu abhi kuch kahta ki uske pahle hi vaha kisi ke aane ki aahat sunayi dene lagi, jise sun kar dono chounk gaye.. sadhana ne nazar ghuma kar charo taraf dekha to use kuch parchhaiyan apni taraf aati huyi nazar aayi.

Golu (ghabra kar)—beti, vo idhar hi aa rahe hain.. tum jaldi se yaha se bhag jao isse pahle ki unki nazar tum par pade, nikal jao yaha se..

Sadhana—par yaha se nikalna to bahut mushkil hai..

Golu (jaldi se)—tum yaha se left disha me bhago vaha par......

Golu apni baat poori kar pata ki tab tak vo parchhaiyaan unke karib aa gayi aur phir sadhana ko aage golu ki baat bina sune hi vaha se bhagna pad gaya...jaise hi us parchhayi ne kisi ke bhagne ki padchap suni to vah bhi aahat ka picha karte huye sadhana ke piche daud chale.

Sadhana ko jaise hi mahsoos hua ki koi uska picha kar raha hai to vah apna poora jor laga kar tezi se bhagne lagi magar yaha bhi uski kismat use daga de gayi...daudte daudte uski saans ukhadne lagi aur muh se ek baar phir se khoon bahne laga aur sath hi sath uski ankho ke samne andhera chhane laga.

Kintu vah kab tak iss halat me bhag sakti thi akhir muh se khoon ki ulti karte bhagte huye ek jagah uski himmat jawab de gayi aur vo ladkhada kar niche gir gayi aur phir dubara uth kar khade hokar bhagne ki uske andar taqat hi nahi rah gayi thi...phir uske mann me raj ki bimari khyal aaya to usne kisi tarah khud ko ladkhadate huye khadi karne ki bharsak koshish ki magar kamyab nahi huyi aur uski ankhe band hoti chali gayi.

Tab tak vo parchhaiya bhi uske nazdik pahuch chuki thi...unhone sadhana ki halat dekh kar kahkaha lagaya aur phir use utha kar vaha se le gaye..sadhana ko lekar vo usi kamre me pahuch gaye jaha se ki vah bhag kar gayi thi..kamre me pahle se hi ek shakhs moujud tha jo shayad unka hi intazar kar raha tha. Unke aate hi usne sadhana jo ki behosh ho chuki thi, ke chehre par tadatad thappad barsane shuru kar diye aur phir jor jor se hasne laga.

‘’tadaakk, tadaak..chataaakkk..chataaakk...hahahaha...bewqoof ladki...yaha se bhag rahi thi..ye nahi janti ki ye to makadjaal hai..yaha jo ek baar aake phans gaya vo phir kahi nahi ja sakta...jaao isko abhay ke hawale kar do taaki vo iske jism ko jee bhar ke bhogne ke baad kisi kothe par dhandhe par laga de aur haan, badle me uske paas se anguthi le lena... hame apni manzil tak pahuchne ke liye sheetal chahiye jabki ye to sadhana hai..ye ladki hamare kisi kaam ki nahi hai ab ‘’ usne apne admiyo se kaha.

Uska adesh milte hi vo log sadhana ko utha kar vaha se chale gaye..unke jaate hi vo shakhs kamre se bahar nikal aaya aur apni nakli taang ke sath sath chehre par chipka hua mask nikal kar nachne laga.

‘’STAR....BLACK STAR....Ab ayega maza…ab dekhte hain kitna dum hai tujhme...Ab bacha le apni mehbooba ko black star aur uski black army se..hihihihihi.’’ Usne nachte huye mann hi mann budbudaya.

Sadhana ko abhay ke hawale karke vo behad khush tha magar use ye malum nahi tha ki usne ye karke aaj apne jeevan ki sabse badi galti kar di thi..ya phir yu kaha jaye ki vo apni manzil ke karib pahuchkar phir se utni hi door ja chuka tha jitna ki pahle tha, dusre shabdo me aisa karke usne khud hi apni mout ke praman patr (death certificate) par dastkhat kar diye the.

Udhar main badi hi tezi se raghuhalkal ke phone ke baad rajasthan ki oar chala ja raha tha…mera dimag gusse se bhanbhana raha tha…iss dauran kayi baar mere mobile par kisi ka call aaya magar maine koi dhyan nahi diya.

Raj (mann me)—main aa raha hu didi, aap chinta mat karna…’’Meri Didi Ko Chhune Wale Har Shakhs Ki Gaand Phategi..Ish Saand Ke Lund Se Aaj Kisi Ki Nahi Bachegi.’’

Gadi chalate huye main abhi rajasthan pahucha hi tha ki achanak tabhi meri nazar anayas hi ek taraf chali gayi, jaha mujhe kuch aisa nazar aaya ki jise dekh kar meri dhadkan hi jaise thamne lagi..

Drishya hi kuch aisa tha ki jisko dekhte hi mere tan badan me khoul raha gussa achanak hi gahre dard me parivartit ho gaya tha…meri ankho ke samne kuch naqabposh log meri didi ko baalo se pakad kar jamin me ghasit rahe the, unke kapde kayi jagah se phate huye the, muh se lagatar khoon bah bah kar niche dharti par gir raha tha.

Didi ko iss halat me dekh mere seene me athaah dard umad aaya aur phir ye dard anshoo ban kar ankho ke raste bahar aane laga..rote huye achanak hi mere sir me tez dard shuru ho gaya aur dimag chakrane laga..aur phir main iss dil aur dimag ke dohre dard se tadap kar joro se cheekh pada.

Raj (cheekhte huye)—didiiiiiiiiii…

Jor se cheekhte huye maine apne sir ko dono hatho se pakad kar main gadi se niche kood gaya, gadi me brake bhi hota hai, iska dhyan hi nahi rah gaya tha…main speed me chalti gadi se niche jump karke kafi door tak ludhakte gaya jisse mere hath pair kayi jagah se chhil gaye kintu mujhe inn sabki fikra kaha thi…turant uth kar khada hua aur phir se didi ki taraf daud laga diya.

Raj (chillate aur rote huye)—madarchodoooooo…chhod do meri didi ko….mujhe maar do lekin meri didi ko chhod do.. aaaaahhhhhhhhhh….tumhari..m.a.a….ko….ch..o.du…

Main unke karib pahuchta ki uske pahle hi kisi ne piche se meri gardan pakad kar jor se ghumate huye kisi bhari cheez ke upar mera sir de mara...uske baad meri ankho ke samne andhera chhata chala gaya..apna sir pakad ke cheekhte huye main idhar udhar dekhne laga magar kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha tha, sab kuch behad dhundhla dikh raha tha ..tabhi mujhe kisi ke hasne ki dheemi awaz kano me sunayi padi aur phir main behosh hokar vahi gir pada.

“P..A..N..G..A……UNDER TAKER SE P..A..N..G..A”

Behosh hone ke baad na jane main kab tak vaha pada raha…jab hosh aaya to vaha par koi nahi tha..halanki abhi bhi mere sir me halka halka dard tha parantu didi ka khyal aate hi main paglo ki tarah uth kar idhar udhar bhagne laga kintu unka koi pata nahi tha…

Maine phone nikal kar raghuhalkal ko call lagaya magar uska phone switch off ja raha tha..maine kayi baar try kiya, har baar yahi result mila..nirasha aur dard me main apna sir pakad kar vahi baith gaya aur rone laga..Lekin phir achanak hi chounk gaya kyonki mere sir par patti bandhi huyi thi…ye mere liye hairani wali baat thi.

Raj (hairan, tension, dard)—meri didi ko vo madarchod kaha le gaye..? aur ye mere sir me patti kisne bandhi ? raghuhalkal ka phone switched off kyon hai ? kaha se pata karu…kisse puchhu ? kaha hai meri didi ? agar didi ko kuch bhi hua to main apne aap ko kabhi maaf nahi karunga…ye mera dimag kuch kaam kyon nahi kar raha ? abhi ja kar us abhay madarchod ki maa chodta hu aaj.

Maine abhay ke paas jane ke liye apni gadi ki taraf gaya to ye dekh kar chounk gaya ki meri gadi ke sabhi pahiye gayab the. Shayad yaha se jane se pahle unhone meri gadi ke pahiye bhi nikal kar apne sath hi le gaye the.

Raj—ohh shittt…ab kya karu ? kaise didi ka pata lagau ? upar se ye chodu gang kaha rah gayi ? ek kaam karta hu, tanu didi ko call karta hu…

Maine tanu didi ko call lagaya to unse pata chala ki abhay to india ke bahar gaya hua hai..ye sunkar to mera dimag aur bhi kharab ho gaya…maine chodu gang ko phone lagaya to unka phone bhi switched off ja raha tha.

Raj (thoda gussa)—madarchod ye kya ho raha hai mere sath ? kisi ka phone hi nahi lag raha hai..kaha mar gaye sab ke sab ? upar se mera dimag bhi kaam nahi kar raha..ab kya karu main ? kaise didi ko bachaau ? ab bina kisi ko chode mera dimag kaam nahi karega…jaldi se jaldi mujhe kisi ki bur chahiye pelne ke liye…ab yaha jungle me kiski bur pelu ? koun degi yaha mujhe chodne ko apni bur ? lekin agar mujhe didi ko bachana hai to kisi na kisi ki bur me to lund ghusedna hi padega.

Abhi main ye soch hi raha tha ki tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya to maine phir se apna mobile nikal kar recent calls dekhne laga..kyonki usme rashmi didi aur ragini didi ke kayi missed call the…shayad unhone tabhi call kiya tha jab main rajasthan aa raha tha aur maine unn calls ko ignore kar diya tha.

Raj (mann me)—yahi sahi rahega…ragini didi ki sasural yahi paas me hi hai...vaise bhi vo mujhse chudwana chahti thi aur iss samay mujhe bhi bur ki jaroorat hai...jaldi se pahuch kar ragini didi ki bur chodta hu..sath me ye bhi pata lag jaye shayad ki uss sketch aur usse judi paheli ka kya sambandh hai unke ghar se ? lekin unke ghar tak jaunga kaise, meri gadi ki to maa chudi padi hai.

Mann me ye khyal aate hi main soch me doob gaya lekin tabhi dusri taraf se ek bike wala aata dikhayi diya…jaise hi paas me aaya to main beech road me khada ho gaya..magar shayad vo gadi rokne ke mood me nahi tha, side se nikalne laga to ye dekh kar maine jaldi se uska hath pakda aur usko jhatak kar door dhakel diya.

Raj (gusse me)—chal bhag madarchod…sale mujhe yaha bur lene ki jaldi hai aur upar se ..teri maa ko chodu, tu bike nahi rok raha hai..ab paidal hi gaand mara apni jaha jana ho..

Uske baad main use vahi chhod kar uski bike lekar vaha se chala gaya..vo chillata rah gaya lekin maine uski taraf dhyan nahi diya.

Main jab ragini didi ki sasural pahucha to knock karne par darwaja ek adhed umra ki mahila ne khola, jiske chutad kuch jyada hi bade the..uske chutdo ki thirkan dekh kar mera mann uski vishaalkaay gaand par hi atak gaya.

“ jee kahiye, kya kaam hai ?” uss mahila ne darwaja kholne ke baad mujhe dekhte huye puchha.

Raj—jee mera naam raj hai..

“rajj…kahi tum ragini ke mama ke ladke raj to nahi..?” usne mera naam sun kar phir se sawal daag diya.

Raj—jee, main vahi raj hu.

‘’ arrey beta, andar aao na...raginiii..o..ragini..dekh koun aaya hai... ? ‘’ usne mera naam sun kar khush hote huye palat kar ragini didi ko awaz lagane lagi.

Uske mudte hi uski phooli huyi matka jaisi gaand mere samne aa gayi aur main sab kuch bhool kar uske thirakte chutdo me hi kho gaya jo ki uske chalne ki vajah se tezi ke sath left right kar rahe the.

Raj (dhire se)—wow ! kya mast gaand hai…

‘’kyaaa..? ‘’ usne chounk kar meri taraf dekh kar kaha.

Raj (sakpaka kar)—jiii..jii…kuch nahi…

‘’koun aaya hai mummy ji..?” tabhi vaha aate huye kisi ne kaha.

“arrey..rajjj..tum..? ohh my god…aur tere sir me ye patti kyon lagi hai ?” aane wali ne mujhe dekhte hi khushi se uchhalte huye kaha.

Ye aur koi nahi balki ragini didi hi thi jinhone mujhe dekhte hi khushi se daudte huye mere gale se lipat gayi, unko ye bhi hosh nahi raha ki unki saas vahi par khadi huyi hai.

“ragini, unko baithne to do..ye kya hai ki tum sari sharm haya bhool kar uske gale pad gayi ho..tumhara bhai koi chhota bachcha to nahi hai ?” didi ki saas ne thoda narazgi se dekhte huye didi se kaha.

Ragini—raj, baitho na..main tumhare liye pani lati hu..(mann me) kameeni budhiya, keede pade teri gaand me..jab dekho tab mujhe updesh deti rahti hai.

Ragini didi mujhse alag ho kar apni saas ko mann hi mann koste huye andar pani lene chali gayi…unka koi bahut bada makaan to nahi tha lekin gujar basar ke liye kafi tha. Double manzila tha jisme teen room niche aur do room upar dusri manzil par the. Didi ke jate hi uski bade gaand wali saas mere samne rakhi dusri kursi par apni bhari bharkam gaand rakh kar baith gayi.

Introduction Ragini didi sasural :-

Bhola singh-sasur (age 65 saal)

Kunti- saas (age 60 saal )

Sachin- husband (age 40 saal)

Renu- badi nanad (widhwa, age 35 saal)

Ritima- chhoti nanad (unmarried, age 25 saal)

Ragini didi ki saas mujhse yaha vaha ki baate karne lagi lekin mera dhyan to uske jism ka nirikshan karne me laga hua tha.. rang bhi gora hi tha..haan, thodi moti jaroor thi didi ki saas.

Raj (mann me)—jab iski gaand itni jabardast hai to iski bur kitni phooli huyi nahi hogi ? vaise jhaante hogi ki nahi iski bur me ? vaise itni umra me isko bur ko chikna karne ki kya jarurat ? jaroor jhaant wali bur honi chahiye iski.

Vahi dusri taraf meenu didi ko pet me dard hone par mere phone karne ke baad mona ne hospital se ambulance bhej di thi.. rashmi didi ke sath maa aur roopa chachi bhi meenu didi ke sath hospital chali gayi thi.

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[mashish]

SAAND

UPDATE—293​

Ragini didi ki saas mujhse yaha vaha ki baate karne lagi lekin mera dhyan to uske jism ka nirikshan karne me laga hua tha.. rang bhi gora hi tha..haan, thodi moti jaroor thi didi ki saas.

Raj (mann me)—jab iski gaand itni jabardast hai to iski bur kitni phooli huyi nahi hogi ? vaise jhaante hogi ki nahi iski bur me ? vaise itni umra me isko bur ko chikna karne ki kya jarurat ? jaroor jhaant wali bur honi chahiye iski.

Thodi hi der me ragini didi mere liye pani ke sath sath nasta lekar aa gayi to sirf pani bhar le liya kyonki nasta karne ka mood nahi tha.

Ragini—ye tere sir me ye chot kaise lagi ?

Raj—arrey kuch nahi hua didi, aapka bhai ek policewala hai to aisi chote to lagti hi rahti hain, tension ki koi baat nahi hai.

Ragini—itni badi patti lagi hai sir me aur kahta hai ki tension ki baat nahi hai.

Raj—vo sab chhodo didi aur (dhire se) abhi to jaldi se mera kuch jugad karo.

Ragini—kya matlab ?

Raj—kuch nahi (mann me)..iski ye saas to mujhe khud apni bur degi nahi aur iske yaha rahte mujhe ragini didi ki bur bhi milne se rahi..ab kaise isko yaha se rawana karu ?

Main abhi didi ki saas ko vaha se hatane ka koi upay soch hi raha tha ki tabhi ek aur ladki vaha aa tapki..uski jawani dekh kar mera lund ekdam se akad gaya..lund akadne ki baat hi thi, Sali ke doodh bahut bade bade the aur gaand bhi kuch kam nahi thi, ekdam jaanleva thi.

Raj (mann me)—ye dusri burchodi koun hai ? Sali ke kya doodh hain, lagta hai ki abhi pakad ke yahi masal du..kaash ki yahi apni bur de de..magar ye hai koun ? ye budhiya to pakka didi ki saas hogi.

‘’mummy, main jara bazar ja rahi hu..mujhe kuch paise chahiye.’’ Aate hi uss nayi burwali ne didi ki saas se kaha.

Raj (mann me)—ohh, to ye bhosdi, didi ki nanad hai...jo bhi ho par hai ekdam chodne layak maal.

Kunti—theek hai, chal deti hu.

‘’mummy, ye koun hai ?” nayi burwali ( jiska ki naam renu hai) ne mujhe dekh kar apni mummy ke kaan me dhire se phusphusate huye puchha.

Kunti—renu beti, ye teri ragini bhabhi ke mamere bhai raj hain.

Ragini—mamera aur chachera kya, hum sab bahno ka ek hi to bhai hai raj.

Renu—ohh, to bhabhi inki hi tarif karte nahi thakti aur hamesha hame inka naam lekar dhamkati rahti hai ? ab ja kar mujhe pata chala ki hamari ragini bhabhi baanjh kyon hai..inka to poora khandan hi baanjho se bhara pada hai tabhi to kewal ek hi ladka paida hua poore khandan me.

Ragini (tezi se)—didi, juban sambhal ke baat kijiye..mere khandan ke baare me kuch ulta sidha bola to theek nahi hoga.

Renu—dekha mummy, iss baanjh ki juban kitna kainchi ki tarah chalne lagi hai aaj kal ..isko kya laga ki iska bhai aa gaya to main dar jaungi ? ruk tujhe tere bhai ke samne maza chakhati hu..

Renu ne ragini didi ko thappad maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya to ye dekh kar maine beech me hi renu ka hath pakad liya, jisse vo apna hath chhudane ki koshish karne lagi.

Raj—aisi galti dubara kabhi mat karna, aaya samajh me ?

Renu (hath chhudane ki koshish karte)—aahh, warna kya kar loge ? chhodo mera hath.

Kunti—ye kya badatmizi hai raj ?

Raj—mummy ji, badatmizi maine nahi balki apki beti ne ki hai..apni beti ko samjha lijiye warna ‘’Apki Iss Burchodi Beti Ki Bur Ko Phad Kar Bhosda Banane Me Mujhe Tanik Bhi Der Nahi Lagegi.’’

Renu—dekha mummy, bahan to bahan, bhai bhi kitna kamina hai..kise dhamki de rahe ho…agar tum police wale ho to main bhi ek vakil hu.. main tumse nahi darne wali…tumhari iss badatmizi ke liye tumhari vardi utarwa kar salakho ke piche nahi phenkwa diya to renu mera naam nahi..

Raj—vo tumhare bas ki baat nahi hai kyonki jo paida hi nanga hua ho, use bhala koun nanga kar sakta hai..aur jaha tak meri vardi utarwane aur mujhe jail bhijwane ki baat hai to vo to hoga nahi…Lekin agar ye saand ek baar tere upar chadh gaya na to teri bur jarur bachcha bahar phenk degi…yakin nahi ho to koshish kar ke dekh lo…

Ragini—raj, jane do, chhodo..

Raj—aise kaise jane du iss burchodi ko, isne aap par hath uthane ki galti kaise ki vo bhi mere samne ?

Renu—haan, to le jao na apni baanjh bahan ko apne ghar aur vahi rakho..ek to iske maa baap ne apni baanjh beti ko mere bhai ke gale baandh diya aur ab iska bhai hame hi ulta aankh dikhata hai…aaahh..chhodo mera hath..

Kunti (gusse me)—nikal jao mere ghar se aur sath me apni is baanjh bahan ko bhi le jao isse pahle ki iss gustakhi ke liye tumhari vardi utar jaye..chale jao yaha se..

Raj—ab to main yaha se kahi nahi ja raha philhal aaj to nahi jaunga..jise jo karna ho kar le..

Kunti (gusse me)—chal beti…abhi commissioner sahab ke paas chal kar iski complain karte hain..

Uske baad dono maa beti tunakte aur apni apni gaand ke bade bade chutad hilate huye paise lekar bahar chali gayi..unke jate hi ragini didi mujhse lipat kar rone lagi.

Ragini (sisakte huye)—dekh liya na raj ! ye sab mujhe kaise pratadit karte hain aur ye sab isliye hai kyonki main shadi ke itne saal bhi maa nahi ban saki hu..isiliye to maine tujhse kaha tha…mujhe yaha se le chalo raj, ab mujhe yaha nahi rahna.

Raj—rona band karo didi..main aa gaya hu na sab theek ho jayega..chinta mat karo.

Ragini—vo dono tumhari report karne gayi hain..

Raj—jane do…unki report se kuch nahi hone wala..meri vardi utarna commissioner ke bas ki baat nahi hai ulta main uski gaand maar lunga.

Ragini—lekin..phir bhi..

Raj—lekin vekin chhodo…dekho tumhara bhai pahli baar aaj tumhari sasural aaya hai, uska kuch swagat karo..

Ragini—ruko main tumhare liye coffee banati hu..

Raj—mujhe coffee nahi chahiye..

Ragini—to phir..kaise swagat karu..aate hi tumhe mere karan gaaliyan sunni pad gayi…ab swagat ke liye bacha hi kya hai ?

Raj—bahut kuch bacha hai jo mujhe chahiye..

Ragini (sisakte huye)—to tumhi batao ki ab kaise swagat karu apne chhote bhai ka ?

Raj (kaan me)—apne chhote bhai ko saree ke andar dono jaanghon ke beech chhupi apni bur de kar..

Ragini (sharma kar)—dhatt..

Meri baat sun kar ragini didi ekdam se sharma gayi aur mere seene me apna sir chhupa liya..maine unke chehre ko pakad kar samne kiya aur unke hotho ko chum liya..ye pahli baar tha jab maine ragini didi ko kiss kiya tha hotho par.

Raj—isme dhatt ki kya baat hai didi ? aap bhi to mujhe apni bur dene ke liye tadap rahi thi..lekin ab agar aapka mann badal gaya ho to alag baat hai..

Ragini—lekin raj…

Raj—sidhe sidhe ye batao ki aap mujhe apni bur dogi ya nahi ?

Ragini (sharma kar)—tu kitna ganda ganda bolta hai raj..

Raj—ganda admi hu to ganda hi bolunga na...vaise gandi baat karne ka bhi apna ek alag hi maza hai didi..

Ragini—to tu kya chahta hai ki main bhi teri tarah besharm ban jaau ?

Raj—agar apne iss chhote bhai ke bachche ki maa banna hai to uske liye besharm to banna hi padega aapko didi..aur agar aapka irada badal gaya ho to phir jane do..koi baat nahi, main force nahi karunga aapko..

Ragini—nahi..nahi..mujhe har haal me maa banna hai...mujhse ab ye roj roj baanjh hone ka taana nahi saha jata..

Raj—to phir chalo bedroom me..

Ragini—lekin abhi koi aa gaya to ?

Raj—kyon koi hai kya abhi ghar me ?

Ragini—nahi, abhi to hum dono ke alawa aur koi nahi hai..sasur ji ek jagah shadi me gaye hain, tumhare jija office me hain aur chhoti nanad ritima apne college gayi hai jabki saas aur badi nanad renu abhi tumhare samne hi bahar gayi hain.

Raj—to phir daro mat didi...darr ke aage hi jeet hai...jo darr gaya, vo mar gaya..vaise bhi koi agar aa bhi gaya to kya kar lega.. akhir hum dono bhai bahan hain isliye koi hum par galat shak to kar nahi sakta..

Ragini—phir bhi..

Raj—uff..aapko maa banna hai ya nahi ?

Ragini—banna hai..

Raj—to phir sochna chhodo aur chalo bistar me..

Thodi na nukur ke baad main ragini didi ke sath unke bedroom me aa gaya aur pahuchte hi door lock kar ke unhe baaho me bhar ke chumne laga…lekin ragini abhi bhi sharma rahi thi.

Ragini—raj thoda ruko na..main bathroom se aati hu..

Raj—theek hai jaldi aana.

Ragini didi ke bathroom jane ke baad mujhe chhamiya ke yaha mile kagaz par dusri taraf ke sketch ki yaad aayi jisme ki ragini didi ke ghar ka naksha bana hua tha to main poore room me apni nazar daudane laga ki shayad kahi kuch nazar aa jaye. Magar kahi kuch aisa dikhayi nahi pada.

Raj (mann me)—akhir uss kagaz me ragini didi ke ghar ka sketch kyon bana tha ? iss ghar ka wasiyat se kya sambandh ho sakta hai ? aur vo madarchod chuchuk chuchuk paheli bhi iss ghar se judi huyi lagti hai..ek baar ragini didi se puch kar dekhta hu..shayad didi ko kuch pata ho..magar sabse pahle mujhe bur chahiye tabhi mera dimag kuch kaam karega.

Main abhi soch vichar kar hi raha tha ki tab tak didi aakar mere paas nazre jhukaye khadi ho gayi..unke aane ka mujhe pata hi nahi chala.

Ragini—kya soch rahe ho raj ?

Raj—oonh..kuch nahi…bas ek paheli yaad aa gayi thi..badi hi ajeeb paheli hai didi..

Ragini—kaisi paheli, mujhe bhi batao ?

Raj—‘’Paanch Aam, Panch Chuchumukh Chuchumukh..Paancho Muchuk Chuchuk Panch Chuchumukh’’ yahi paheli hai.. jiska arth samajh me nahi aa raha mujhe..

Ragini (haste huye)—hihihihi...ye..kaisi paheli hai.. ? hahahaha

Raj—hai na ajeeb paheli ? aap ke anusar iska kya matlab hona chahiye ?

Ragini (haste huye)—hahaha..na baba na...aisi utpatang paheli ka hal mujhse nahi socha jayega.. hahahaha..chuchuk chuchuk...muchuk chuchuk...hahahaha..tum bhi na raj...hahahaha...badi rahasyamayi paheli hai tumhari raj...hahaha

Raj—haan ajeeb to hai hi ye paheli...khair chhodo jane do..

Ragini—raj, mujhe batao ki tumhe ye paheli kaha se mili…hahahha..?

Raj—bas kisi ne mujhse puchi thi ye, lekin main nahi bata paya…kyon isme hasne ki kya baat hai didi..?

Ragini (haste huye)—hasu nahi to aur kya karu ? hahahaha…vaise ye paheli meri pahle bhi suni huyi hai.

Raj (chounk kar)—kyaa ? to phir batao na mujhe iska jawab kya hai ?

Ragini—main nahi janti…hahahaha

Raj (gussa dikhate huye)—theek hai jane do phir…yaha meri izzat ka sawal hai aur aapko hasi aa rahi hai..koi baat nahi.

Ragini—sach me yaar main nahi janti iska jawab..

Raj—abhi abhi to aapne kaha ki aap janti ho..

Ragini—maine ye kab kaha ki main janti hu ? maine to kewal ye kaha ki ye paheli main pahle bhi sun chuki hu..

Raj—kaha suni aapne ye paheli aur kisne batayi ? yahi bata do, main usse pata kar lunga..

Ragini—nahi pata kar sakte usse

Raj—kyon ? ye kaho na ki aap batana hi nahi chahti mujhe..

Ragini—naraz kyon hote ho ? achcha baba batati hu...meri saas bata rahi thi ek baar ki unke sasur ne ek bana banaya purana ghar kharida tha jiski upari deewar par yahi paheli likhi huyi thi.

Raj (hairan)—kaha hai vo ghar didi ? mujhe batao..

Ragini—kahi nahi hai..

Raj—kya matlab ?

Ragini—matlab ye ki ghar kharidne ke baad jab mere sasur ke pita ji usme rahne ko gaye to vaha ajeeb ajeeb tarah ki ghatnaye hone lagi to unhone usko chhod kar ye naya ghar kharida tha jisme ab hum sab rahte hain.

Raj—to vah purana ghar kaha hai ? aur kaisi ghatnaye hoti thi ?

Ragini—vaha se log achanak hi gayab ho jate the…jaise uss ghar me rahne ke dusre din hi mere sasur ki maa ki laash mili, uske agle din unki ek beti bhi mar gayi...tab logo ne kaha ki ye jagah bhutiya hai to unhone uss ghar ko chhod diya..

Raj—kyaa ? aur vo ghar hai kaha par..

Ragini—vo toot phoot kar gir gaya tha..baad me vo jagah unhone kisi ko bech di thi saste daam par..

Raj—kya aap ye bata sakti hain ki vo ghar kis jagah par bana hua tha ?

Ragini—main nahi janti…

Raj—uss jagah ki koi nishani ya koi naksha vagairah..?

Ragini—nahi..lekin mummy ji ko pata hoga iss baare me..bas ek diary jaroor hai jo mummy ji ke mutabik mere sasur ke pita ji ko vaha mili thi..

Raj (hairan)—kaha hai vo diary ?

Ragini—mere paas hi hai..lekin vo to bilkul hi kori hai..usme kuch bhi likha nahi hai...maine kayi baar usme kuch likhne ki koshish bhi ki thi magar agle din sab likha gayab ho jata tha usme se...isliye maine usme likhna bhi chhod diya hai ab..

Raj (shocked)—dikhao mujhe vo diary didi..

Ragini—magar tum ye sab kyon puch rahe ho ?

Raj—pahle mujhe diary to dikhao, phir batata hu..

Ragini—theek hai deti hu..lekin hai vo kisi kaam ki nahi..

Ragini didi ne bistar se uth kar apni almari se ek diary nikal kar mujhe pakda di..maine jaldi se use lekar dekhne laga kintu uske kisi bhi page par kuch likha nahi mila.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—jaroor iss diary me kuch na kuch locha hai, magar ye khali kyon hai ? kahi aisa to nahi ki isme invisible ink se likha gaya ho kuch..haan, aisa hi kuch hoga tabhi to ragini didi ka likha hua gayab ho jata tha..lekin tab bhi ragini didi to normal pen use karti thi, aise me likha hua gayab to nahi hona chahiye tha..kya lafda hai ye..

Ragini—dekha maine kaha na ki ye kori hai..koi kaam ki nahi..

Raj (kuch soch kar)—achcha didi, ek cup coffee milegi kya ? tab tak main thoda bathroom se free ho jata hu phir aapke sath suhagraat manane ka program start kiya jaye..

Ragini—theek hai..main abhi lati hu bana kar..

Ragini didi ke kitchen me jate hi main diary lekar fauran bathroom me ghus gaya aur door lock karke diary ke pages ko bulb ke paas rakh kar unko heat dene laga…kuch hi der me meri ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi kyonki heat milte hi pages me akshar dhire dhire ubharne lage the.Jaise hi maine pahla page padhna start kiya to padhte hi apna sir pakad liya kyon ki usme do paheli likhi huyi thi.

Raj (dimag kharab)—madarchod..phir se paheli..in paheliyo ne to mood kharab kar diya hai..inki maa ko chodu..

“Seth Sethaain Baarah Jodi, Seth Ka Kurta Lamba…Upar Se Sethaain Moote, Seth Kahe Har Ganga”

‘’सेठ सेठाइन बारह जोड़ी, सेठ का कुर्ता लम्बा ----ऊपर से सेठाइन मूतै, सेठ कहे हर गंगा’’


“Agal Bagal Chaara (graas), Beech Mein Indaara (bada kuwa)”

“अगल बगल चारा(घास) , बीच में इंदारा (बड़ा कुआं)”

Main abhi dono paheli ko padh kar likhne wale ko gaaliya dene me laga hua tha ki tabhi ragini didi ki awaz aayi to maine jaldi se diary ko band kar diya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod dimag kharab ho gaya hai….ab sabse pahle ragini didi ki bur phadunga..iss pardada ki maa ka bhosda…sala khud to mar gaya aur ye paheliya meri gaand maarne ke liye chhod gaya bhosdi ka..

Vahi dusri taraf meenu didi ko pet me dard hone par mere phone karne ke baad mona ne hospital se ambulance bhej di thi.. rashmi didi ke sath maa aur roopa chachi bhi meenu didi ke sath hospital chali gayi thi.

Hospital pahuchte hi mona ne sabko bahar baitha kar meenu didi ka check-up shuru kar diya kyonki vo meenu ki problem ko achchi tarah se janti thi aur ye bhi ki use aage kya karna hai.

awesome update

 

[mashish]

waiting for next

 

[Kingsingh]

Dhamaakedaar update Bhai par vaha sheetal didi ko kidnap kiya gya hai aur yaha Raj ragini ki bur ke piche pada hua hai.

 

[Vijay]

Nice update. Update chalu ho gaye khushi hui.

 

[Vijay]

Nice update. Update chalu ho gaye khushi hui.

 

[yajivagan]

Nice update...

 

[Shanu]

super hot update...............?
keep posting...................?
waiting for next...................?

 

[Vijay Sharma]

Prem bhai wo dusari site kyo nahi chal rahi jis par ye story chal rahi hai

 

[Xxx roy]

Prem bhai wo dusari site kyo nahi chal rahi jis par ye story chal rahi hai

Kon sa dusri site bhai
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