Incest SAAND

[Naik]

Bahot shaandaar mazedaar or
Lajawab zaberdast update bhai
Bahot khoob superb fantastic

 

[sushilt20]

update acha tha prem bhai

 

[sushilt20]

waiting for next update

 

[mashish]

SAAND

UPDATE- 294​

Main abhi dono paheli ko padh kar likhne wale ko gaaliya dene me laga hua tha ki tabhi ragini didi ki awaz aayi to maine jaldi se diary ko band kar diya.


Raj (mann me)—madarchod dimag kharab ho gaya hai….ab sabse pahle ragini didi ki bur phadunga..iss pardada ki maa ka bhosda…sala khud to mar gaya aur ye paheliya meri gaand maarne ke liye chhod gaya bhosdi ka..

Vahi dusri taraf meenu didi ko pet me dard hone par mere phone karne ke baad mona ne hospital se ambulance bhej di thi.. rashmi didi ke sath maa aur roopa chachi bhi meenu didi ke sath hospital chali gayi thi.

Hospital pahuchte hi mona ne sabko bahar baitha kar meenu didi ka check-up shuru kar diya kyonki vo meenu ki problem ko achchi tarah se janti thi aur ye bhi ki use aage kya karna hai.

Ab Aage…..

Mona ne meenu didi ka check up karne ke baad sab samajh gayi ki use aage kya karna hai…usne turant hi didi ko operation theatre me le jane ko kaha..jab maa aur baki gharwalo ne didi ko operation room me le jate dekha to vah ghabra gayi.

Malti (ghabra kar)—doctor, kya hua meri beti ko ? use kaha le ja rahe hain ?

Mona (kuch soch kar)—dekhiye chinta ki koi baat nahi hai…inki bachchedani me ek gaanth hai jiski vajah se inke pet me dard ho raha hai..inka turant operation karna padega…aap pls mere sath aa kar kuch papers par signature kar dijiye.

Malti (tension)—kyaa operation ? rashmi beti, tum raj ko phone laga ke jaldi aane ko kaho..

Rashmi (call lagate huye)—bua, raj phone nahi utha raha hai…shayad raste me hoga vo..maine bata diya tha use..

Mona—aap tension mat lijiye..raj sir se meri baat ho chuki hai…unhe maine sab bata diya hai…aap bas kuch paper par sign kar dijiye.

Uske baad maa ne doctor mona ke sath uske cabin me ja kar paper me signature kar ke formilities poori ki..aur phir mona operation room me chali gayi…jaha delievery ke dauran meenu didi ne ek behad khubsurat bachche (ladka) ko janam diya.

Vahi ragini didi ki sasural me main abhi phir se do nayi paheliya milne se pareshan tha ki tab tak ragini didi coffee bana kar le aayi aur mujhe awaz dene lagi to main diary ko chhupa kar bathroom se bahar aa gaya.

Bahar aakar coffee pine ke baad maine ragini didi ko apni baaho me bhar liya aur unhe chumne laga…didi bhi mera poora sath de rahi thi.

Raj—vaise didi aapki bur kaisi hai ?

Ragini (sharma kar)—chhee ! kitna ganda bolta hai tu ?

Raj—dekho didi, main to aisa hi hu..agar aapko mujhse chudwa kar maa banna hai to aapko bhi meri tarah khul ke gandi gandi baate karni hogi.

Ragini—maa to banna hai lekin ye mujhse nahi hoga raj...bhala apne chhote bhai se main kaise itni gandi baate karungi ? kuch to bhai bahan ke rishte ka lihaz kar..

Raj—dekho didi, iss sharam ko dalo apni gaand me aur bur me lund dalwane ka maza lo..

Ragini—itna ganda mat bol raj.

Raj—aapko maa banna hai ki nahi ?

Ragini—banna hai..

Raj—to phir aapko bhi meri hi tarah khul kar bolna hoga, manzoor ho to theek warna main ja raha hu..

Ragini—mujhse nahi ho payega raj..

Didi ka jawab sun kar main unke kamre se uth kar vaha se jane laga to unhone turant hi mera hath pakad liya aur phir sir jhuka kar mere samne khadi ho gayi.

Ragini—aise naraz ho kar mat ja raj…ek tere hi bharose par to main ab tak jinda hu warna sab ke baanjh ke taane sun sun ke kab ka suicide kar chuki hoti.

Raj—main aapki vajah se hi to yaha aaya hu lekin aap hi meri baat nahi manti to main kya karu ?

Ragini—theek hai raj, tu jaisa kahega vaisa karungi..teri har baat manungi..

Raj—mujhse gandi baat karogi ?

Ragini—hmmm

Raj—to phir batao ki aapki bur kaisi hai ?

Ragini—(chup)

Raj—bolo didi..ya main jaau ?

Ragini—jaisi sabki hoti hai..

Raj—ab mujhe kya pata didi ki sabki kaisi hoti hai, maine thode hi sabki dekhi hai ?

Ragini—mujhe pata hai ki tujhe sab kyon saand kahte hain isliye jhuth mat bol..bas jaldi se mujhe maa bana de..

Raj—ab kisi ko maa kaise banate hain mujhe yahi nahi malum to aapko kaise banau ? aap hi bata do ki aap ko kaise maa bana du ?

Ragini didi mera jawab sun kar meri taraf dekhne lagi kintu jab unhone mujhe mushkurate dekha to vah samajh gayi ki main kya chahta hu.

Ragini—mujhe..ch..cho...choddd kar maa bana de..

Raj—chod kar.. ! kya chod kar didi ? meri kuch samajh me nahi aaya didi, jara khul kar batao na..

Ragini (dhire se)—meri bur ko chod kar..

Raj—aapki bur ko kaise chodu didi ?

Ragini—meri bur me apna lund ghused kar..

Didi ki baat sun kar maine unki chuchiyo ko blouse ke upar se pakad liya aur dabate huye unke chehre ko chumne laga.. apne doodh par hath padte hi didi ka sharir jhanjhana gaya.

Raj—sach me chudwaogi na didi aaj apne iss chhote bhai se ?

Ragini—dekh Raj jyada samay nahi hai.....jaldi se chod le ...lekin mujhe pahle theek se tera lund dekhna aur chusna hai.....

Maine jaldi se apne kapde utar nanga ho gaya....mera lund chodne ka naam sunkar hi poore josh me aakar tan tana gaya tha....

Ragini didi bade gaur se mere lund ko dekh rahi thi....

Raj—ab dekhti hi rahogi....mujhe bhi to kuch dikhao...apna maal..

Ragini—mujhe sharam aati hai....tu khud apne hath se mere kapde utar ke mujhe poori nangi kar le

Maine didi ko khada khada kiya aur sab se pahle unka blouse ke button khol kar ke nikalne laga…unhone apne hath upar kar blouse utarne me mera sath diya…

Blouse nikalte hi bra me kaid unki badi badi chuchiya mere samne aa gayi….jo us bra me sama nahi rahi thi maine bra ke upar se hi un par hath rakh ke ferne laga…..

Ragini—bra bhi utar de.....aur achche se dekh le apni didi ki chuchi....jinko peene ke liye tu mara ja raha tha....

Raj—tumhe kaise malum.... ?

Ragini—jab se aaya hai tab se meri saas aur nanad ke doodh ko aise ghur raha tha jaise ki kha hi jayega, tujhe kya laga tha ki maine dekha nahi tha ?

Raj—matlab ki aapne sab dekh liya..

Ragini—haan

Raj—vaise kuch bhi kaho didi, aapki saas aur nanad ke doodh mast hain..aur dono ki gaand ka to kya kahna..

Ragini—tu yaha mujhe chodne aaya hai ya phir meri saas aur nanad ki gaand dekhne ?

Raj—chodne to main aapko hi aaya hu didi..lekin ab apni ankhe to nahi phod sakta na ?

Ragini—to phir bra utar ke nichod le aaj meri chuchiyo ko......

Raj—chuchi se kya hoga didi, main to aapko poori nangi dekhna chahta hu.

Ragini—sach me tu mujhe nangi dekhna chahta hai raj ?

Raj—ha....didi

Ragini—to phir kar na jaldi se mujhe nangi…main bhi aaj apne chhote bhai ke samne poori nangi hona chahti hu.

Raj—sach didi

Ragini—ha...mere bhai....mai to chahti hu ki ki tu mujhe roj apne hatho se kayi baar nangi kare.....mai baar baar kapne pahnu aur tu jab bhi thoda sa bhi mouka mile to mujhe pakad ke nangi kar de...

Raj—sach kah rahi ho didi....

Ragini—ha...mere bhai....mera bahut mann karta hai tere hatho se nangi hone ka....mujhe bhi apne sath le ja raj aur phir apni iss didi ko roj nangi karna..bol ab se tu mujhe karega na roj nangi....roj mujhe kam se kam 10-15 baar nangi karega na...?

Raj—ha...didi...mai tumhe...din bhar nangi karunga......aur phir apna lund har baar tumhari bur ko chodne wale chhed me ghused dunga....mujhe ghusedne dogi na didi...apni bur me...?

Ragini—ha..raj....roj ghusedna apna lund.....khub chodna meri bur....mai to kab se tujhe apni bur dena chahti thi....

Raj—ab se roj pelunga teri bur didi....

Ragini—ha bhai....roj khoob pelna apna lund...apni didi ki bur me ghused ghused kar.....baar baar ghusedna....thoda sa bhi mouka milne par ghused dena apna lund meri bur me....bol roj har do do ghante me lund ghusayega na apni didi ki bur ke chhed me...bata na mere bhai..bol, ghusedega na apna ye mota lund apni didi ki bur me ?

Raj—ha..didi...roj pel pel ke teri bur ko bhosda bana dunga

Ragini—to jaldi se mujhe poori nangi kar na.....aur chod daal meri bur

Maine didi ke bache kuche kapde bhi nikal diye....vo ab mere samne poori nangi khadi thi....unke bade bade doodh kayamat dha rahe the.....maine dono doodh apni mutthi me daboch liye aur unhe berahmi se masalne laga....

Ragini—aaaahhhh....haaa.....aise hi khub jor jor se mees mere doodh......meri kab se khwahish thi ki tu mujhe khub berahmi se chode....khub jor jor se mere doodh dabaye ...aaaaaa...aaaa....masal aur daba ...bhai...apni didi ke doodh....

Raj—didi....bahut mast doodh hai tere....

Ragini—tere dabane ke liye hain bhai...teri didi ke ye bade doodh....roj dabayega na mere doodh bhai ?

Raj—ha...didi....poora din dabaunga...

Ragini—aaaaaaahhhhh......dard...ho...raha....hai.....aaaaaahhhaa..thoda dhire daba na raj..oohhhh

Raj—theek hai thoda dhire dhire dabata hu ab....

Ragini—nahi....aaaaaa...mere bhai....mujhe dard me hi maza aata hai....mujhe aise hi poori berahmi se masal daal ....khoob bedardi se meri bur ko phadna aaj....aur jor...se.... daba...bhai....ha....aise hi..uuuuii maaa...mar....gayi....aaaaahhhh

Mai poore adha ghante tak didi ki chuchiyo ko berahmi se masalta raha.....poori lal ho gayi thi..didi...ki gori gori chuchiya.....vo chillati rahi....mai masalta raha...

Ragini—aaaaahhh...bhai...koi aa...jayega...jaldi se ab....meri bur ka bhi udghatan kar de.....dekh tere lund se fatne ke liye tadap rahi hai....

Mai dono doodh meeste huye apna chehra niche laya....didi ki dono jangho ke beech....jaha meri badi bahan ki bur thi...

Mai dekhta hi rah gaya...didi ki bur ko...vaise to main ragini didi ki bur gaon me bhi ek bar dekh chuka tha..lekin itne pass se dekhne ka ye pahla mouka tha....Poori bur ghani ghani jhaanto se dhaki huyi thi....

Raj—didi…apne chhote bhai ko…apni bur dikhao na…

Ragini—tere samne hi to hai...dekh na...

Raj—tum apne hatho se phaila ke dikhao….

Ragini—theek hai…ye..le mere bhai…dekh le achche se apni didi ki bur ko….

Didi ne apne dono hatho se apni bur ki dono faanko ko faila faila kar bur dikhane lagi...bur ki dono faanke apas me chipki huyi thi...bur ke andar lal lal dikhayi de raha tha...poori geeli ho chuki thi

Raj—ye itni geeli kyo hai didi..aur bur ki phaanke chipki huyi kyon hain ? jabki aap to shadishuda ho tab bhi..

Ragini—kyo ki tera namard jija bachpan se hi muth maar maar ke hinjda ho chuka hai…uska lund hi theek se khada nahi hota to bur kaise phategi usse ? iss samay teri didi ki bur bahut chudasi hai mere bhai...isiliye geeli ho gayi hai

Raj—isme to do do chhed hain....chodne wala koun sa hai....?

Ragini—chal hatt besharm..jaise ki tujhe kuch malum hi na ho aise puch raha hai..

Raj—mujhe aapke muh se sunna hai..batao na didi..

Ragini (bur ko aur failate huye)—ye dekh….ye upar yaha par ye chhed jo hai na…vo teri didi ke mutne ka chhed hai……ab uske niche dekh …niche vala chhed ….ha..yahi….ye chhed teri didi ki bur ko chodne ke liye hai….ab samajh gaya na bhai

Raj—ha didi…samajh gaya….bahut pyari bur hai meri bahan ki……mai is chhed ko apne lund se chod chod kar aur bada kar dunga…..

Ragini—kar dena bhai….jitna bada karna ho utna bada kar de apni bahan ki bur ke chodne wale chhed ko…..ab jaldi se mujhe chod dal mere bhai….iske pahle ki koi aa jaye…..

Raj—theek hai didi

Maine apne lund ka supada didi ke bur ke muhane par tika diya…..sath me unke dono doodh pakad kar kas kas ke masalne bhi ja raha tha.

Raj—tel laga lu kya thoda…… ?

Ragini—nahi re....tel lagane se asani se ghusega.....jyada dard nahi hoga bur fatne ka......mujhe khub dard chahiye....tu aise hi sukha sukha ghused de ......aur poori bur ko achche se aise phad daal ki teri bahan ki bur chithada ho jaye.....

Maine ek jor ka jhatka diya lekin lund phisal kar niche chala gaya....do tin baar dalne par bhi nahi ghusa bahut tight choot thi didi ki.....

Ragini—ruk aise nahi ghusega ......vaise bhi tera gadhe ka lund hai...admi ka thode hi hai jo itna jaldi ghus jayega......mai bur ki faanke failati hu....tu poori taqat se dhakka laga ke ghused de....

Raj—theek hai...

Didi ne apni bur ki faanko ko dono hatho se khub faila diya.....maine ek bar phir se bur ke chhed par lund tikaya aur poori taqat se dhakka maar diya......lund bur ko cheerta hua teen inch andar ghus gaya.... didi ki cheekh nikal gayi

Achchha hua koi ghar me nahi tha...nahi to sab ko pata chal jata.....uski ankho se anshu bahne lage...aur ankho ke aage andhera chha gaya....mujhe uski is haalat par taras aa gaya...akhir meri bahan thi vo...

Raj—agar dard jyada ho raha ho to lund nikal lu bahar...didi ?

Ragini—nahi....bilkul nahi....tu andar ghusedta ja aur bur phadta ja bas.....tujhe meri kasam hai jo tune bur ko phade bina lund bahar nikala to......mai kitna bhi dard se tadpu tu bur phadne se mat rukna....bas phadta ja.....phadta ja...mere bhai....aur ghused...jab tak teri didi ki bur poori tarah se phat na jaye..jitna jyada se jyada apne lund se apni bahan ki bur ko phad sakta hai, aaj phad de mere bhai apni bahan ki bur ko…aaaahhhhh

Maine bhi ab raham ki or sochna chhod kar lagatar do teen tagde dhakke jad diye bur me.....didi ki bur ne khoon ki ulti kar di….poora lund bur ko kakdi ki tarah phadte huye unki bachchedani se ja takraya

Ragini (jor se)—aaaaaaaahhhh....maaaaaa.....mar...gayi......aaaaaaaaaaa.......aaaaaaaaaaa

Aur vo chillate huye behosh ho gayi.....maine jaldi se pass me rakhe jug se unke chehre par pani dala jisse vo hosh me aakar rone lagi.....

Ragini (rote huye)—meri bur fat gayi..bhai......bahut dard ho raha hai....aaaaa

Mujhe to didi ne kasam de di thi to maine ab dhire dhire chodna chalu kar diya…..sath me unki chuchi bhi pine laga…..ek hath se chuchi masalta bhi ja raha tha….

Dohre hamle se vo jaldi hi phir se garam ho gayi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi….mai samajh gaya ki didi ab full chodasi ho gayi hain….

Maine dono chuchiyo ke nipple marodte huye apne dhakko ki speed badha di bur me….aur de dana dan apni didi ki bur pelne laga….

Ragini—aaaahh… ……aaahhhh…..haa…bhai….aise…hi….aur…jor…se……pel meri bur ko…..meri chuchi bhi khub jor jor se meesta ja bhai……..mere doodh me kaat de……mere nipple bhi apne daanto se kaat bhai..ha…aise hi bhai…..

Raj—bahut mast bur hai didi…tumhari….ab to…roj pelunga……pelne dogi na roj didi apni bur....?

Ragini—aaaaahhh….aaaahhhh…..ha…bhai……roj mujhe…aise hi poori nangi kar ke pelna……teri ye badi bahan roj apne iss chhote bhai ko apni bur degi..aaaahhhh

Raj—sach me didi…..

Ragini—ha mere bhai…..

Raj—aa didi.....bahut maza hai teri bur me....teri saas bhi khoob chodne layak hai iss umar me bhi aur vo nakchadi nanad bhi..

Ragini—aaahhh......aur chod bhai...apni bahan ko aur chod.........ye bur ab teri hai..bhai...jab mann kare chod lena meri bur.......abhi sirf meri bur ko chodne me dhyan de bhai..meri saas aur nanad ke baare me baad me sochna..aaahhh

Lagbhag aise hi ek ghante tak hum dono ki palang tod chudai chalti rahi.....is dauran ragini didi char bar khad chuki thi....mera bhi ab hone wala tha....


Ragini—aaahhhh...main aane wali hu raj..aaahhh... andar hi gira de apna beej.....kar de mujhe gabhin....aur bana de apni badi bahan ko apne bachche ki maa...aaahhhh

Mai ab khub dhakkam pel didi ki bur ko chodne laga.....didi poori mast ho gayi thi pahli chudai me hi..aur anaap shanaap bake ja rahi thi...unhe kuch hosh hi nahi tha.

Ragini—aaaahhaaa....maza aa gaya bhai....tu mujhe aise hi roj 5-6 baar chod dala kar...

Raj—jarur didi....

Ragini—mujhe khub ganda ganda bola kar din bhar....mujhse khub gandi gandi bate kiya kar bur chodne ki....

Raj—apko gandi bate pasand hain...

Ragini—bahut....tere muh se gandi gandi bate sunna mujhe bahut achcha lagta hai bhai....


Raj—mujhe apki gaand bhi bahut pasand hai didi

Ragini—abhi bur ka maza le, phir kabhi maar lena apni didi ki gaand bhi bhai

Raj—theek hai meri bur chodi bahan…..ye le…

Ragini—aaahhaaa....gira de...andar..hi bhai......kar de gabhin.....apni bur chodi bahan ko…main apne hi chhote bhai ke lund se gabhin hona chahti hu…

Raj—mai aaya...ye le....burchodi.........

Aur phir mere lund ne ragini didi ki bur ko apne pani se bharna chalu kar diya.....ek ke baad ek na jane kitni lambi pichakariya chhutne lagi didi ki bur me...poori labalab bhar gayi unki bur.......

Jhadne ke baad mai ragini didi ke upar hi let gaya.....hum dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...


Abhi hame lete huye kuch hi samay hua tha ki tabhi achanak......

hot update

 

[mashish]

waiting for next

 

[Dharmendra Kumar Patel]

Very hot

 

[Yamraaj]

Nice update bro...
we will be waiting for your next update..
Hope this update will come soon....

 

[Yamraaj]

Nice update bro...​

we will be waiting for your next update..​

Hope this update will come soon....​

 

[Napster]

बहोत ही सुंदर और धमाकेदार अपडेट है
मजा आ गया
अगले धमाकेदार अपडेट की प्रतिक्षा रहेगी जल्दी से दिजिएगा

 

[prem pujari]

SAAND
UPDATE-295​

Jhadne ke baad mai ragini didi ke upar hi let gaya.....hum dono ki saanse tezi se chal rahi thi...unke bistar ki poori chadar khoon se lal ho gayi thi...


Abhi hame lete huye kuch hi samay hua tha ki tabhi achanak......

Ab Aage…….

Achanak tabhi bahar ka main gate knock hone laga..awaz sun kar ragini didi ghabra gayi kyonki vo iss samay nangi thi aur unse uthna tak nahi ho pa raha tha.

Ragini—lagta hai ki vo budhiya aa gayi..ab kya hoga, kaise gate kholne jaau,..?

Raj—tension mat lo didi, main hu na…aap apne kapde pahno aur ye lo tablet kha lo, isse aapka dard kam ho jayega.. main tab tak gate kholta hu.

Ragini—aaahhh..mujhse to utha bhi nahi ja raha..bahut dard ho raha hai.

Raj—ruko

Maine didi ko god me utha kar bathroom me chhod aaya aur phir bahar aa kar gate khola to samne uski saas kunti aur nanad renu aa kar khadi thi, unke sath ek inspector aur kuch hawaldar bhi the…mujhe dekhte hi renu gusse se meri taraf dekhne lagi.

Renu (tezi se)—yahi hai vo kamina, giraftar kar lo ise inspector..

Inspector—ohh, to ye hai..hawalwar arrest kar lo..

Renu (ghurte huye)—maine tujhse kaha tha na ki mujhse badatmizi tujhe bahut manhgi padegi..ab baki zindgi jail me bitana…ab ye mat puchna ki giraftari ka warrant hai ki nahi, kyon ki vo hum lekar aaye hain .
Inspector ki baat sun kar do hawaldar mujhe hathkadi pahnane ke liye aage badhe to meri awaz sun kar unke kadam vahi thahar gaye.

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha khade ho, vahi apni jagah par khade raho..(na me ungli hilate huye).. ”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Kunti—dekha inspector iski majaal ?

Inspector (gusse me)—teri ye himmat ki hame gali deta hai..

Lekin uske baad jo hua, use dekh kar sabhi stabdh rah gaye…Vo inspector bade hi taav me aage badha aur jaise hi mere paas pahucha vaise hi..

Raj (jor se)—tadaakkkk…madarchod..bahra hai kya ? teri maa ko chodu..tujhe sunayi nahi diya ki maine kya kaha ?

Inspector ko thappad itna jor ka laga ki vo ulta niche dhadam se gir gaya aur uske muh se khoon aane ke sath sath aage ke do daant bhi lawde se mil gaye..aisa kuch ho jayega, iski unme se kisi ne kalpana bhi nahi ki thi.

Renu (shocked)—ye tune kya kiya ? ab to tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta..hawaldar, tum log dekh kya rahe ho, turant arrest kar lo ise..he is a criminal..pata nahi aise log police me kaha se bharti ho jate hain ?

Raj—apne sahab ka haal dekh rahe ho na, isliye aage badhne se pahle dhyan rakhna ki maine kaha kya tha..?

Renu ke baar baar bolne ke bavjud bhi unme se koi bhi aage nahi aaya to ye dekh kar renu aur uski maa ke chehre par thodi shikan nazar aane lagi magar unka ghamand abhi bhi apni jagah par tha. usne commissioner ko call laga diya..aur kuch der baat karne ke baad phone inspector ko pakda diya jo bechara adhamari halat me tha…udhar se comm. Usko pel raha tha aur idhar se inspector ji sir, ji sir kiye ja raha tha.

Inspector—ji sir, aap kuch aur policewale bhej dijiye.

Raj—abe kise phone kar raha hai bhosdi ke ?

Dusri taraf se commissioner ne kuch kaha, uske baad inspector ne darte huye phone mujhe pakda diya..

Inspector—lo baat karo..commissioner sahab ka phone hai..

Renu—haan, karwa do, ye bhi apne baap se jara baat kar hi le i means commissioner sahab se..

Maine ek nazar dono maa beti ki taraf dekha aur phir mushkurate huye phone le kar commissioner se baat karne laga.. tab tak ragini didi bhi kapde pahan kar vahi aa chuki thi.

Raj (phone par)—hello..

Commissioner—koun ho tum ? kis thane me duty hai tumhari ? ek to ladkiyo se badatmizi karte ho upar se ek policewale par hath utha kar tumne theek nahi kiya..tumhare liye behtar yahi hoga ki chupchap apne aap ko surrender kar do warna mujhe majburan tumhe shoot karne ka order dena padega.

Raj—mere khilaf ye warrant tune hi nikala tha ?

Commissioner—haan aur ye is tone me baat kar rahe ho tum ?

Raj—ek baar pahle iss state ke DGP se to baat kar le..phir main surrender kar dunga..

Commissioner (tezi se)—kyon tum koi mantri ya chief minister ho jo tumhare jaise criminal ke liye main dgp se baat karu ? ho koun tum ?

Raj—main koun hu, ye janna chahta hai na ? to bas itna naam hi kafi hai..”SAAND”..yahi bata dena dgp ko….vo tujhe achche se samjha denge mere baare me..

Uske baad call cut ho gaya..thodi der baad inspector ke paas uska phone aaya to usne usko khoob sunaya aur mujhse baat karwane ko kaha.

Inspector—sorry sir, mujhe maaf kar dijiye..mujhse bahut badi galti ho gayi…mujhe aapke baare me pata nahi tha..i’m sorry sir.

Dono maa beti hairan pareshan ho kar kabhi mujhe to kabhi inspector ko dekh rahi thi..unki samajh me kuch aa hi nahi raha tha ki ye ho kya raha hai ? khair maine phone le kar uska loudspeaker on kar diya aur commissioner se baat ki..mere kuch bolne se pahle hi vo gidgidane laga.

Commissioner—I’m sorry avinash rathore ji…mujhe ye malum nahi tha ki complain aapke baare me hai warna main warrant issue hi nahi karta..maine warrant cancle karne ke sath hi inspector ko vapis aane ko bol diya hai..I’m really sorry.

Commissioner ko mafi mangte sun kar dono maa beti hairan rah gayi…dono badi hi hairani se ankhe phad kar mujhe dekhne lagi jaise ki koi saanp dekh liya ho…ye baat alag hai ki unke samne saanp to nahi par saand jarur tha.

Raj—It’s ok commissioner sahab..lekin ek baar aap in vakil sahiba aur iski bakchodi maa ko itna jarur samjha dijiye ki agar aaj ke baad inhone ya inke ghar ke kisi bhi member ne meri bahan se kisi tarah ki ghatiya harkat to door oonchi awaz me baat tak na kare to warna main inn dono maa beti ki bur ka aisa bhosda banaunga ki inka phata hua bhosda dekh kar insaan to kya, kutta, billi bhi door bhag jayegenge.

Commissioner—aap renu ko phone dijiye. Main samjha deta hu..

Raj (phone, renu ko dete huye)—ye le bhosdi..kar baat..

Renu (hairan)—ji sir…

Commissioner (tez)—renu ji, aapne report likhane se pahle ye janna jaruri nahi samjha ki aap kiske khilaf report likha rahi hain ?

Renu—sir, achanak aapko ye kya ho gaya ? aapne use aise chhod kaise diya jabki vo mere aur meri

maa ke baare me kya bol raha tha, ye aapne khud suna hai..agar aap dar gaye hain iss criminal se to main court se order le aaungi.

Commissioner—court bhi unke khilaf nahi jayega..kyonki unke khilaf kisi bhi tarah ka action lene ka power sirf supreme court ko hai..agar tum apni bhalayi chahti ho to turant unse mafi maang lo warna apni barbadi ki jimmedar tum khud hogi.

Phir commissioner ne mere baare me use achchi tarah se bataya jise sun kar dono maa beti ki gaand se hawa nikalne lagi aur vo darr aur tension se ghabrane lagi.

Kunti (tension)—hame maaf kar do..anjane me galti ho gayi..

Renu—mujhe bhi..sorry

Raj—theek hai maaf kiya lekin kisi ne meri bahan se galat tone me baat ki to baki main kya karunga, ye sun hi chuki ho..

Dono—hum vada karte hain..

Raj—theek hai..chal ja mere liye coffee bana ke laa..

Renu—bhabhi, coffee le aaiye..

Raj—maine tujhse kaha hai, samjhi..

Renu—koun main ?

Raj—nahi to kya tera baap ayega banane..?

Renu (sakpaka kar)—lekin..mujhe banani nahi aati..

Raj (jor se doodh pakad kar)—bhosdi, free fokat ka kha kha kar itne bade bade doodh aur chutad ho gaye hain aur coffee banani nahi aati…nahi aati to aaj se banana chalu kar warna..

Kunti (darte huye)—beta, use chhod do..main bana deti hu..

Raj—theek hai, tu hi bana..main tab tak iske doodh hi daba leta hu..bahut bade bade ho gaye hain..

Renu—aaaahhhhh…chhodd..dijiye..dard hota hai..aaahhh..main banaungi..aaahhhh

Uske baad maine do teen baar kas kas ke uske doodh masal diye aur chhod diya…vo dono maa beti tezi se kitchen ki taraf bhagi ..renu to apne doodh sahlate huye gayi..main didi se baat karne laga..thodi der me uski saas coffee le kar aa gayi.. vo palat kar vapis jane lagi to maine use rok diya.

Raj—hmmm, achchi bani hai..kaha ja rahi hai, chal baith yaha ..vaise teri gaand bhi bahut badi ho gayi hai..kitno ka lund dalwaya hai gaand me ?

Kunti (niche dekhte huye)—beta aisi baate mat karo..main to tumhari maa jaisi hu..

Raj—meri bahan ke sath ek maa jaisa saluk kiya hai kabhi jo mujhse ummid kar rahi hai ?

Kunti—ab se dhyan rakhungi ..

Raj—suna hai ki tu apne bete ki dusri shadi karne wali hai ?

Kunti—majburi hai…agar nahi karungi to hamara khandan kaise chalega..aapki bahan to maa ban nahi sakti, isliye..

Raj (gusse se)—kisne kaha ki meri bahan maa nahi ban sakti ? namard tera beta hai aur dos meri bahan par ? vo jarur maa banegi..

Kunti—lekin kaise ?

Raj—main banaunga apni bahan ko maa..

Kunti (shocked)—kyaaaaa ?

Raj—tumne theek suna…meri bahan, apne iss chote bhai ke bachche ki maa banegi..

Kunti (shocked)—ye kaise ho sakta hai ? ye to paap hai..

Raj—tujhe khandan ka varis hi chahiye na ? to main de raha hu..isme dikkat kya hai ? ya phir tere bete ki namardangi ke baare me poori duniya ko bata du ?

Kunti—nahi..nhi..aisa mat karna..warna mere ghar ki bahut badnami hogi…sharam se hum sabko aatma hatya karni padegi..

Raj—tabhi to main tumhare khandan ki izzat bachana chahta hu..apni bahan ko maa bana kar..bol manzur hai ? ya phir batau sab ko tere bete ke baare me ?

Kunti—nhi..nahi..aisa mat karna..main tumhare aage hath jodti hu…tum jaisa kahoge, mujhe manzur hai..

Raj—good

Kunti—lekin duniya wale kya kahenge ?

Raj—isiliye ye baat sirf hamare beech hi rahegi..

Kunti—theek hai..mujhe manzur hai..main apne bete ko mana lungi.

Ragini didi jo ki meri baat se hairan ho kar mujhe dekh rahi thi ab tak, apni saas ki baat sun kar unke chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.

Raj—achcha ye bata ki “Seth Sethaain Baarah Jodi, Seth Ka Kurta Lamba…Upar Se Sethaain Moote, Seth Kahe Har Ganga”
‘’सेठ सेठाइन बारह जोड़ी, सेठ का कुर्ता लम्बा ----ऊपर से सेठाइन मूतै, सेठ कहे हर गंगा’’ iss paheli ka kya matlab hona chahiye ?

Kunti—mujhe nahi malum

Raj—nahi pata to dusri paheli “Agal Bagal Chaara , Beech Mein Indaara ”
“अगल बगल चारा(घास) , बीच में इंदारा (बड़ा कुआं)” iska to malum hi hoga ?

Kunti—nahi

Raj—ye bhi nahi pata..koi baat nahi…chal ye bata ki tere sasur ne yaha shift hone se pahle jo ghar kharida tha, vo kaha par hai ? ab mat kahna ki nahi malum, warna..

Kunti—uss manhoos jagah ko to kab ka hamne bech diya ..

Raj (chounk kar)—bech diya ? kise bech diya ?

Kunti—vo aaj se****saal pahle hamne vo ghar ******* ko bech diya tha..

Raj (shocked)—whattttt ? ye…ye kaise mumkin hai ? ye impossible hai…ye nahi ho sakta..

Kunti—main sach kah rahi hu…hamne isi naam ke admi ko becha tha…vo bhi bahut saste daam par..


Kunti ne jis shakhs ka naam liya, use sun kar main hairan rah gaya..mujhe to jaise apne kaano par vishwash hi nahi ho raha tha ki kya ye sach ho sakta hai ? phir na jane kya soch kar mere chehre par vijyi mushkan ubhar aayi, aise jaise ki maine lagbhag haari huyi bahut badi jung jeet li ho.