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[Sunny talwar]

Super fantastic update bro

 

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[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[MNSHKMR]

SAAND
UPDATE- 101​

Main vaha se nikal kar apne room me aa gaya jaha sheetal didi mere bed par baithi huyi thi…unke chehre ko dekh kar aisa lag raha tha ki jaise vo bahut gusse me hain….

Sheetal (gusse me)—tum kab band karoge apni ye gandi harkate…?

Raj (mann me)—ab kya kiya hai maine…? Kahi aisa to nahi ki raat me didi ne mujhe mami ke sath vo sab karte huye dekh liya ho... ?

Ab aage.......

Raj—ab maine kya kar diya hai didi jo aap mujh par itna bhadak rahi ho.... ?

Sheetal (gusse ,me)—Jyada hoshiyar banne ki jarurat nahi hai...tumhe khud pata hona chahiye ki tumne kya kiya hai... ?

Raj—kya kiya hai maine. Vahi to puch raha hu.... ?

Sheetal (gusse me)—kal tum kis ladki se milne gaon gaye the….?

Raj (shocked)—(mann me)..inhe kaise pata chala ki kal main kisi se milne gaya tha…?

Raj—ladkiii..se milne…? Nahi to main kahi bhi nahi gaya tha…apko jarur kuch galat fahmi huyi hai….

Sheetal (gusse me)—achcha..! to phir ye kya hai….?

Didi ne mera mobile khol kar mujhe ek ke total call recording sunayi..jise sun kar main chounk gaya….kyon ki ye recording to kal tab ki hai jab shanti ka call aaya tha aur usne mujhe milne ke liye bulaya tha.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod, ye call apne aap record kaise ho gayi….? Inki maa ko chodu, Lagta hai ki aaj kal mobile operator bhi chaur sau beesi karne lage hain.

Sheetal—ab ye mat kahna ki ye tumhari awaz nahi thi…koun hai ye ladki jisse tum milne gaye the…?

Raj—main kahi bhi to nahi gaya tha…

Sheetal—khao meri kasam ki tum kisi se milne nahi gaye the…

Raj—dekho didi…ye sab mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai…

Sheetal—jarur tum uss kutiya langdi ghodi ke sath apna muh kala karne gaye hoge…

Raj—aisa kuch bhi nahi hai…

Sheetal—to phir batao ki kaha gaye the…?

Raj—pahle aap mujhe ye batao ki mere mobile me ye call recording chalu kisne ki…?

Sheetal—maine ki thi kal…?

Raj—aapne…! Lekin kyo…?

Sheetal—jisse mujhe tumhari har pal ki khabar rahe ki tum kis kis se milte ho…?

Raj (mann me)—omg..didi to bahut chalu hain…inse hamesha alert rahna hoga mujhe…nahi to mera sara bhanda phod ho jayega…

Sheetal—ab batao jaldi se koun thi vo ladki…?

Raj—vo…vo…haan yaad aaya…vo jyoti ki bhabhi ne mujhe market bulaya tha kuch kaam se…

Sheetal—achcha..to ab jyoti ki bhabhi ke sath bhi apna muh kala karne lag gaye ab tum…

Raj (sir pakad kar)—ufff….kya musibat hai…? Apko jo samajhna hai samjho…main ja raha hu…choti mami se milne…

Sheetal—aaj se tum kisi jyoti voti ke ghar nahi jaoge..samjhe…aur kal mere sath gaon chaloge..mere sath…

Raj—kyo nahi jaunga jyoti ke yaha…?

Sheetal—kyon ki mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai tera vaha rahna,….aur ab to bilkul bhi vaha nahi jane dungi tujhe…Sali kutiya kahi ki…

Didi bakbak karti rahi..kumkum ko gaaliya deti rahi aur main room se nikal kar arushi ke paas aa gaya…mujhe dekhte hi vo daud kar meri baaho me sama gayi.

Arushi—aap kaha chale gaye the..mujhe iss tarah majhdhar me chhod kar…?

Raj—pahle darwaja to band karne do….warna sab gadbad ho jayega…tumhe shayad pata nahi ki yaha james bond ki ek jasus bhi rahti hai….agar use galti se bhi bhanak lag gayi mere aur tumhare baare me to hum dono ka jeena haraam kar degi vo…

Arushi—koun hai…?

Raj—meri sheetal didi…

Arushi ne darwaja band kiya jaldi se aur phir se aa kar mujhse lipat gayi…maine uske hotho ka raspan karna aarambh kar diya…..vo bhi mera sath dene lagi….jab saans bhar aayi tab hum alag huye.

Arushi—pata hai mujhe kitna darr lag raha tha aur abhi bhi lag raha hai…?

Raj—darr..! kis baat ka….?

Arushi—main kisi aur ko accept nahi karungi aapke alawa…

Raj—maine sab kuch bata to diya hai tumhe...

Arushi—hmmm...lekin ye hoga kaise... ? aur mujhe apke mama se talaq chahiye....aapke alawa mujhe kisi aur ka naam apne naam ke sath judna bilkul pasand nahi hai..

Raj—dekho arushi...mujhe kuch samay do....main sab theek kar dunga...

Arushi—mujhe aapke sath shadi karni hai court me…vo bhi aaj hi…

Raj—pahle court me application lagani padti hai….phir vo shadi ki date dete hain..tab kahi shadi hoti hai…

Arushi—to aaj hi application laga do aap….mujhe poori duniya ke samne apki biwi banna hai aur aapke bachche ki maa bhi…

Raj—theek hai…ab khush….

Arushi—hmmmm

Maine vahi bistar me lita kar jaldi jaldi me sari upar kar ke ek round arushi ko chod liya…usne mera poora sath diya…phir maine usko kuch samjha kar room se bahar aa gaya….

Raj (mann me)—maine arushi ko bol to diya hai lekin ye hoga kaise…? Aur meri sadhna ka kya hoga phir…?

Main ye sab sochte huye hall me aa kar baith gaya tabhi maa sapna mami ke room se nikli aur mujhe dekh kar nasta laane ke liye kitchen me chali gayi…jaate huye unke bade bade hilte huye chutad dekh kar mera lund phir khada ho gaya.

Raj (mann me)—kitni mast gaand hai maa ki….maa ki mast gaand maarne me bahut maza ayega….lekin maa mujhe apni gaand maarne ko degi hi nahi…bur bhi lajawab hai maa ki….kyo na main maa ko kisi tarah…agar maa pat gayi aur kisi tarah se usne mujhse chudwa liya to arushi ka matter bhi solve ho sakta hai maa ke jariye…mujhe maa ko pata kar unki bur me lund pelna hi hoga……maa ka mann bhi to karta hoga bur me lund dalwane ka….aaj se main jyada se jyada samay maa ke paas hi rah kar unhe patane ki koshish karunga….shayad kuch kaam ban jaye…

Maa nasta le aayi to main nasta karne me lag gaya…nasta kar ke main room me aa kar leta hi tha ki kuch der me dimple aa gayi ready ho kar to main uske sath college nikal gaya.

Raj (raste me)—ab batao kya baat hai..? kyo laayi ho mujhe college…?

Dimple—vo kya hai na ki mujhe aaj kal kuch ladke pareshan karte hain…unme se ek principal ka sala bhi hai, isliye principal kuch nahi bolta hai..jisse unki himmat badh gayi hai….ab to vo log class me aa kar ulta sidha comment karte hain aur teacher bhi kuch nahi kahte unko…uske darr se maine college jana hi band kar diya tha teen char din se.

Raj—kya naam hai…?

Dimple—bablu…

Raj—theek hai tum jao apni class me…..main yahi hu….jaise hi vo aaye ya dikhe to mujhe missed call kar dena…

Dimple—mujhe darr lag raha hai raj…

Raj—main hu na...phir kis baat ka darr...mere hote huye koi meri maal par buri nazar dalega to ye saand ka lund kab kaam ayega...gaand nahi maar dunga uski...tum tension free ho kar jao....

Dimple—ok...lekin tum kahi jana mat..pls

Raj—main yahi hu canteen me...

Dimple—theek hai..

Dimple apni class me chali gayi aur main canteen me aa gaya....pichli ghatna ke karan vo canteen wala mujhe achchi tarah se pahchanne laga tha...mujhe dekhte hi vo turant bhaag kar mere paas aa gaya.

C. malik—sir aap yaha... ? aaj kis ka number hai... ?

Raj—tum mujhe jante ho…?

C malik—sir aap ko koun nahi janta….under taker ko aapne hi to haraya hai…aur uss din inspector deshraj ke bhai ko bhi aapne hi to sabak sikhaya tha….ye ldke, sahab ke liye nasta le kar aao..

Raj—nasta rahne do…coffee pila do…

Vo vaha se chala gaya aur nasta aur coffee bhijwa diya…..main coffee peete huye news paper padhne laga ….ek ghante tak maine teen chaar coffee pi dali…..news paper padh hi raha tha ki tabhi mera phone vibrate hua…maine dekha to dimple ke dus missed call the…sab aadhe ghante pahle ke the…

Raj (mann me)—dhatt tere ki….main dimple ko bhul kaise gaya….?

Maine news paper ko vahi phenka aur canteen wale se dimple ki class ka pata puch kar turant uske class room ki taraf tezi se bhaga…..main jaise hi class me pahucha to dimple mujhe vaha kahi nahi dikhi…to maine ek ladki se pucha..jo ki uski saheli thi.

Raj-–dimple kaha hai….?

Professor—ye tum andar kaise aaye….?

Raj (ungli dikha kar)—ssssssss….chup…madarchod, agar kuch bhi aage bola to yahi teri maa chod dalunga..

Raj (jor se)—maine pucha ki dimple kaha hai…? Sunayi nahi deta kya tujhe ek baar me.... ?

Main itni jor se chillaya ki vo ladki sahit professor ki bhi gaand phat gayi....sab chup ho gaye....professor vaha se nikal kar bahar jane laga to maine uski gardan daboch li.

Raj (gusse me)—ab tu bata madarchod...dimple kaha hai... ? tadaaakkkkk...bata jaldi bata..teri maa ko chodu.. . tadaaakkkkk

Ek ladki (darte huye)—vo...vo...usko bablu aur uske dost jabardasti chhat ki taraf ghasit kar le gaye hain.....

Ye sunte hi maine professor ke muh par ek laat jor se maari aur turant chhat ki oar daud laga diya....jab vaha pahucha to mujhe dimple ke rone ki awaz sunayi di jo ki pani ki tanki ke piche se aa rahi thi....main bhaag kar vaha gaya to samne ka scene dekhte hi mere tan badan me aag lag gayi.

Do ladke dimple ke hath to do ladke uske pair pakad kar niche jamin par litaye huye the...aur ek ladka uski salwar utarne ki koshish kar raha tha.....main samajh gaya ki yahi bablu hai...maine tezi se uske muh par ek laat jama diya jisse vo thoda door ja gira....aise achanak hamle se vo sabhi hatprabh rah gaye..jabki mujhe dekhte hi dimple rote huye chilla padi...

Dimple (rote huye jor se)—raaaajjjjjjjj

Bablu ke do sathi jinhone ki dimple ke pair pakad rakhe the, vo tezi se meri taraf badhe...to maine gusse me chutki baja kar unhe vahi rukne ko kaha.

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.

Bablu (jor se)—koun hai be tu..bhosdi ke.... ?

Raj (gusse me)—S..A..A..N..D

Bablu—dekh kya rahe ho..maro sale ko......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me)—tadaakkkkkk….madarchod…Ye Lund Teri Gaand Me Ghused Kar Pel Dunga Na To Bina Bachchedani Ke Hi Tere Pet Se Bachcha Nikal Ayega.

(1900 Words)

Update mast raha

 

[MNSHKMR]

SAAND
UPDATE- 102​

Bablu ke do sathi jinhone ki dimple ke pair pakad rakhe the, vo tezi se meri taraf badhe...to maine gusse me chutki baja kar unhe vahi rukne ko kaha.

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.

Bablu (jor se)—koun hai be tu..bhosdi ke.... ?

Raj (gusse me)—S..A..A..N..D

Bablu—dekh kya rahe ho..maro sale ko......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me)—tadaakkkkkk….madarchod…Ye Lund Teri Gaand Me Ghused Kar Pel Dunga Na To Bina Bachchedani Ke Hi Tere Pet Se Bachcha Nikal Ayega.

Ab aage……

Thappad padte hi bablu tanki me lage pipe se ja kar takraya…ye dekh kar uske do sathi mujhe maarne ke liye aage aaye tezi se….maine ek ko thappad to dusre ki dono taango ke beech me laat kas ke jama diya…jis tezi se vo aaye the, usse double tezi se niche gir gaye.

Unke niche girte hi main aage badha to baki bache dono log dimple ko chhod kar vaha se bhagne lage….unko bhagte dekh kar maine tanki me laga lohe ke pipe ko ek jhatke me hi tanki se ukhad liya aur vahi se phenk kar mara jo ek ke sir me ja kar laga…vo vahi gir gaya…uske sir se khoon ki nadi bah chali.

Ek ladka bhag gaya…apne sathiyo ki ye haalat dekh kar bablu bhi uth kar bhagne laga….maine jaldi se vo pipe uthaya…aur uski taang me jor se maar diya…uske niche girte hi maine uske pairo me itne prahar kiye ki uske dono pairo ki haddiya chaknachur ho gayi…vo cheekhta raha aur main uski dhunayi karta raha ek hath se hi….dimple mujhe rokti rahi lekin mere upar to ab khoon sawar ho chuka tha, main kaha sunne wala tha ab…..iss mouke ka fayda utha kar uska ek aur sathi khisak liya vaha se jisko ki maine thappad mara tha….

Dimple (rokte huye)—rajjj…ruk jaao…nahi to vo marr jayega…

Raj (gusse me)—marr jaane do….aise logo ko jeene ka koi haq bhi nahi hai….

Tab tak principal ke sath sath college staff aur students bhi aa gaye….apne saale ko maar khaate dekh kar vo tezi se bhaagte huye mere paas aaya aur piche se mera gireban pakad liya.

Principal (chillate huye)—tumhari himmat kaise huyi..mere college me aa kar gunda gardi karne ki…..?

Raj—hath hata…..

Principal (jor se)—ab to tu jail ki chakki peesega…..nark bana dunga teri zindagi….

Raj (thoda jor se)—maine kaha…hath hata…

Principal (gusse me)—tune jis ladki ke liye bablu par hath uthaya hai…usko bhi college me dhandha karne ke ilzam me jail bhijwaunga ab to main……aaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me jor se)—fatttttttttttt…..madarchoddddd……kya kaha tuneeeee…? Teri maa ko chodu……fattttttttttttttt

Usne jaise hi dimple ke liye apshabdo ka istemaal kiya…..maine vahi paipe ghuma kar uski kanpati par de mara jor se… principal dard se cheekhte huye door ja gira….aur uske kaan se khoon ka favvara nikalne laga…..mere ghumte hi jaise hi usne mera chehra dekha to uski darr aur khauf se gaand hi phat gayi….ye dekh kar baki vaha khade professor aur students mujhe pakadne ke liye aage badhe lekin maine ungli ke ishare se unhe vahi rok diya…

Raj (ungli ghumate huye jor se)—naaaa……Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….Jaha khade ho vahi khade raho, warna yahi haal tum sab ka bhi hoga.

Mere chillane se vo sab vahi khade ho gaye….samne ka scene dekh kar kisi ki bhi himmat nahi huyi aage badh kar mujhe rokne ki…yaha tak ki khud dimple bhi dahshat me aa gayi thi…mera ye roop dekh kar uski khud bhi himmat nahi ho rahi thi ab mujhe rokne ki…..use jab kuch nahi sujha to usne ek ladki ka mobile le kar jaldi se sheetal ko call laga diya.

Main hath me vahi paipe liye principal ki taraf gusse me badhne laga….mujhe apni taraf aate dekh vah piche khisakne laga vah piche khisakta gaya aur main uski taraf badhta gaya….akhir har cheez ka ek ant nishchit hota hai…principal darr se piche sarakte huye chhat ki boundry wall tak pahuch gaya aur yahi uske piche khisakne ki seema samapt ho gayi.

Raj (gusse me)—kya kah raha tha madarchod tu…….? Mujhe jail bhijwayega…? Meri zindagi nark bana dega…? Teri maa ko chodu, Main Saand hu….aisa vaisa saand nahi balki Khula Saand vo bhi Sarkari ….fattttttttt……fatttttttt

Principal (darr se rote huye)—aaaaaaaaaa……mujhe maaf kar do…..mat maro mujhe…..tumhare pair padta hu…aaaaaaaa meri do betiya hain…..main marr gaya to unka kya hoga…….?

Raj—do betiya hain….? teri betiya Chodne layak ho gayi hain ya nahi …? Fatttttt….bata madarchod jaldi se…..

Principal—aaaaaaaaaa……dono ki shadi ke liye ladka dhoond raha hu……aaaaaaaaa

Raj—dhatt..teri maa ko chodu…..iska matlab ki teri dono betiya khoob chodne layak ho gayi hain…..

Principal—pls bhagwan ke liye aisa mat kaho..vo meri betiya hain….aaaaaaaaa

Raj (jor se)—tadakkkkk…..madarchod…..baki ladkiya kisi ki betiya nahi hain kya….? Jinke sath ye sab hota rahta hai tere college me teri ankho ke samne…jab khud ki betiyo ke chudne ka time aaya to gyan jhad raha hai , teri maa ko chodu…

“Fategi Ab to teri betiyo ki bhi bur fategi….Saand ke Lund se kisi ki nahi bachegi”

Raj—chal ja tujhe chhod diya…ek kaam to achcha kiya tune , kam se kam do ladkiya to paida ki….lekin kal se tu iss college me dikhna bhi mat…aaj hi resign kar de job se…..main kal phir aunga..agar mujhe pata chala ki tu ab bhi yaha ka principal hai to ye pipe dekh raha hai na…aaj ye tere hath me pada hai, kal ko teri gaand me bhi ghus sakta hai…samajh gaya…chal dimple…

Main dimple ko le kar vaha se chal diya…dimple class me gayi aur apni books aur mobile utha layi…usko le kar main college se bahar nikal gaya….dimple abhi bhi chup baithi thi aur mujhe beech beech me dekhe ja rahi thi.

Raj—kya baat hai..tum itni chup kyo ho….?

Dimple (dhire se)—tum itna gussa kyo karte ho…? Agar unme se koi marr jata to... ?

Raj—to kya hota.... ?

Dimple—tumhe jail ho jati to hamara kya hota.... ?

Raj—tum sab ki shadi ho jati aur kya…

Dimple (mere kandhe me sar rakh kar)—raj, mujhe shadi nahi karni….

Raj—kyo bina shadi ke kaise rahegi…jab teri bur me khujli uthegi chudne ki to…?

Dimple—tu hai na…meri khujli mitane ke liye…

Raj—tu kahe to abhi mita du... ?

Dimple—mita de....maine kab mana kiya hai tujhe apni dene se..I Love You, Raj.

Raj (gadi road ke kinare rok kar)—kya kaha.... ?

Dimple—vahi jo tune suna....haan raj, I Love You....main tumse bahut pyar karti hu....tumse jyada koi meri care nahi kar sakta..

Raj—tumhe pata to hai na ki tum meri mama ki ladki ho yaani ki meri bahan ho...

Dimple—isme dil ka kya qasoor hai....mere dil ko mera ye bhai hi pasand aa gaya to main kya kar sakti hu... ?

Raj—to madam ko pyar ho gaya hai hamse...

Dimple—hmmmm…ab se nahi balki tab se jab main tumhare gaon aati thi garmi ki chhuttiyo me tabhi se....

Raj (chuchi dabate huye)—vaise tere doodh to bade bade ho gaye hain...kisi se dabwati hai kya.... ?

Dimple—tere hote huye mujhe kisi se dabwane ki jarurat nahi hai....tune hi daba daba kar mere doodh itne bade kar diye hain..

Raj—maine kab dabaye hain tere doodh.... ?

Dimple—bhool gaya..? jab bhi main tere gaon aati thi to tu daily mujhe gaay bana kar duhta tha aur phir do do teen teen ghante tak mere doodh dabata tha khoob jor jor se…mere doodh itna dabane ke baad bhi kahte ho ki maine kab dabaye tere doodh…?

Raj—dimple, aaj tujhe nangi kar ke teri bur me lund ghused kar chodne ka mann kar raha hai..

Dimple—maine kab mana kiya hai..? chaho to yahi kisi khet me mujhe lita kar le lo meri…

Raj—yaha nahi…aaj raat tu mere room me sona….aaj raat ko teri bur ka udghatan karunga…degi na apni bur…? Soyegi aaj raat mere sath…?

Dimple—hmmmm

Maine dimple ki kurti ke andar hath daal kar uski chuchiyo ko dabane laga…vo mere hotho ko chusne lagi…hum lage huye hi the ki tabhi dimple ka phone bajne laga..usne kiss tod kar screen par nazar dali to apna sir pakad liya..

Raj (chuchi meezte huye)—kya hua dimple..kis ka call hai…?

Dimple—sheetal didi ka….jab tum bablu ko maar rahe the aur mere rokne par bhi nahi ruke to maine hi unhe call kiya tha.

Sheetal didi ka naam sunte hi mere upar iss samay haavi hawash ka nasha turant hi dharashayi ho gaya…..maine apna hath uske kurte se bahar nikal liya.

Raj—uffff…tumne bhi kis ko call kar diya….ab to meri khair nahi….unhe bol do ki tum ghar aa rahi ho aur sab theek hai..vo tension na le…

Dimple—theek hai..

Dimple ne unhe bata diya…main vaha se gadi start kar ke speed me gaon tak pahuch gaya aur dimple ko gaon ke bahar hi utar kar usko ghar jane ko bol kar main vaha se jyoti ke yaha chala gaya.

Mujhe vaha dekh kar kumkum aur gayatri dono hi khus ho gayi aur raat me ghar na aane ki vajah puchne lagi …dono uss samay koi album dekh rahi thi…..unke puchne par maine unhe duty ka bahana bata diya….

Raj—kya kar rahi hain meri dono biwiya….?

Kumkum—kuch nahi bas aap ke bachpan ki photo dekh rahe the main aur mummy ji…

Raj—achcha..!

Kumkum—bachpan ki ek photo me aap bilkul nange hain…

Raj—main to ab bhi nanga hi rahta hu….saand chaddi thode hi pahanta hai kabhi…hihihihi

Kumkum—ye dekhiye aap bhi…

Raj—dikhao…

Kumkum vo album ki vo tasveer mujhe dikhane lagi jisme avinash nanga tha….album dekhte huye main uske page palatne laga aur dekhta gaya…tabhi ek photo par meri nazar padte hi main buri tarah se chounk gaya…meri ankho ke samne andhera chhane laga….mera sir ghumne lag gaya.

Raj (shocked, mann me)—Papa…! Aur yaha jyoti ki mummy ke sath photo me…!

Gayatri—aise kya gaur se dekh raha hai….ye main hu..teri mummy…aur ye hain mere pati aur tere papa…

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaaa...pati.... ?

Udhar thakur ki haweli me ghor sannata phaila hua tha….ye shanti shayad aage aane wale kisi bade toofan ka sanket de rahi thi.

Majaaaaa aaaaa gayaaaaa

 

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