SAAND
UPDATE- 119
Andar anuradha apni sari ke andar hath daale apni bur ko sahlane me lagi huyi thi…halanki uski bur mujhe dikh nahi rahi thi kyon ki sari ke andar hath usne upar se dala hua tha…..
Madhoshi me uski ankhe band ho chuki thi…ye scene dekhte hi mere hotho par mushkan aa gayi…mujhe meri manzil karib aati huyi nazar aane lagi.
Raj (mann me)—bahut chudasi hai ye iss samay…kyo na iss mouke ka fayda uthate huye nahle par dahla maar diya jaye..
Mann hi mann ye soch kar maine ek jhatke me hi uske room ka darwaja khol diya…..
Ab aage……
Achanak darwaja khulne se anuradha hadbadate huye chounk gayi…..uska hath abhi bhi uski sari ke andar hi dhire dhire bur ko sahla raha tha….uski ankho me wasna ke lal dore tair rahe the….apne samne mujhe dekh kar use samajh me nahi aaya ki vo kya kare…? Uska pani bhi to abhi nahi nikla tha…mujhe dekhte hi usko kuch der pahle ka vahi drishya uski ankho ke samne kisi chal chitra ki bhanti chalne laga aur uski nazar anayas hi mere pant ke upar bane tambu par chali gayi.
Uska gala ek bar phir se sukhne laga…..lambi lambi saans khinchte huye ektak lund ko ghurne lagi…sath me uska hath bhi sari ke andar dhire dhire uski bur ko sahlane ke kaam me laga hua tha…kuch der pahle ke scene ko yaad karte hi uski bur ne bhalbhala kar pani phenk diya aur vo jhadne lagi.
Bur ka pani nikalte hi anuradha ko achanak hosh aaya to usne jaldi se pet ke bal let kar apna hath sari ke bhitar se nikal liya….use sharmindgi ka ehsaas hone laga.
Anuradha (mann me)—kis ka darr tha akhir vahi hua….raghu ne mujhe apni bur se khelte dekh liya hoga…jane kya kya vo soch raha hoga mere baare me…? Main apne bete ki hi nazaro me gir gayi aaj….iss nigodi chudasi bur ne mujhe kahi ka nahi chhoda…main ab kaise usse nazare mila paungi…? Iss kamini bur ko bhi abhi hi chudasi hona tha…..itna pani aaj se pahle meri bur se pahle kabhi nahi nikla…poora peticot hi geela ho gaya hai…itni adhik chudasi main pahle kabhi nahi huyi thi ki apne hosh kho baithu…lekin aaj na jane kya ho gaya tha mujhe jo itni besharam ban gayi bur ki garmi ke aage.
Raj—mummy kya hua..? aap aise kyo let gayi mujhe dekh kar….?
Anuradha (mann me)—ab kya jawab du main raghu ki baat ka….? Kaise kahu ki apne hi bete ka lamba mota lund dekh kar main itni jyada chudasi ho gayi thi..ki usko samne khada dekh kar bhi apni bur se sahlana nahi chhod saki...
Raj—samajh gaya...apko bhi mera ghar vapis aana pasand nahi aaya...isliye aapne mujhse muh mod liya...theek hai main vapis chala jata hu....
Main palat kar room se bahar nikal gaya.....aur anuradha mere phir se ghar chhod kar jane ki baat sun kar ghabra gayi... aur jaldi se uth kar baith gayi....mujhe room me na dekh kar pareshan hote huye jaise hi bed se niche utri vaise hi uski bur se nikla pani uski moti moti jaangho se bahte huye farsh par girne laga...ye dekh kar usne jaldi se apni sari khol ke peticot ko utar phenka aur dusra peticot pahan ke sari lapeti aur mujhe rokne ke liye bhagi.
Udhar anuradha ke room se nikal kar main bahar jane laga tabhi archana kitchen se nikalte huye mujhse takra gayi...uske girne se pahle hi maine usko pakad liya aur sidha khada kar ke bahar jane laga.
Raj (mann me)—isko thoda tadpata hu....jisse ye jaldi hi apni bur de de..
Archana (chilla kar)—ye chhachhundar dekh kar nahi chal sakta kya... ? lagta hai ki hath tootne ke sath sath ankhe bhi phoot gayi hain teri…?
Raj—jyada bakbak ki na to bur me lund ghused kar bhosda bana dunga..samjhi…
Archana (shocked)—kamine…kyaaaa kaha…...tune…?
Vo mujhe maarne ke liye tezi se aayi to maine bhi uski ek chuchi ko mutthi me bhar kar jor se daba diya…jisse vo vahi dard me siskarte huye baith gayi…aur ek hath se apni chuchi ko sahlane lagi.
Archana (siskari le kar)—aaaahhhh….mummyyy….harami…kutta..kamina….(mann me)..kamina ..apni hi bahan ke doodh dabata hai…kitni jor se daba diya…jaise ki plastic ke bane ho mere doodh…
Itne me anuradha apne room se bhagte huye bahar aayi raghu…raghu ki awaz lagate lekin tab tak main vaha se nikal chuka tha…mujhe ghar me na dekh kar vo aur bhi pareshan ho gayi.
Anuradha (tension)—archana…raghu kaha gaya…?
Archana (gusse me)—marr gaya vo…(mann me)…aaye bhar ghar ab ye…kamine ko chappal se maar maar ke thobda bigad dungi.
Main vaha se nikal kar apni gadi ke paas aa gaya jaha bachcho ki bheed lagi huyi thi….sab bade gaur se gadi ko dekhne me magan the…..gadi start kar ke main vaha se nikal gaya jyoti ke yaha.
Jab main jyoti ke yaha ja raha tha to raste me ek bus stop par mujhe vahi uss din wala bhikhari dikhayi diya jo vaha khadi ek aurat ke sath chhed khani kar raha tha….badle me vo aurat uss bhikhari ko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi…na jane kyo mujhe uss bhikhari ka chehra kuch jana pahchana jaisa lag raha tha…dimag me bahut jor dalne par bhi ye yaad nahi aa raha tha ki maine usko kaha dekha hai…? Jab vo aurat usko thoda jor jor se gaali dene lagi to main khud hi unke paas pahuch gaya.
Raj—kya baat hai baba….ye apko gaaliya kyo de rahi hai…..?
Aurat—dekhiye na sahab, ye bhikhari bar bar mujhe dekh kar ashleel ishare kar ke pareshan kar raha hai..
Raj—baba, kya ye sach hai…?
Bhikhari—kuch nahi beta….purana transformer hai…isliye chingari jyada chhod raha hai.
Vo aurat uss bhikhari se pareshan ho kar vaha se aage chali di aur bhikhari bhi uske piche piche chala gaya..to main bhi chal pada jyoti ke ghar.
Vaha pahuch kar maine jyoti ko ek round choda….kumkum ko bukhar tha to usko sath le ja kar doctor ko dikhaya…phir use vapis ghar pahucha kar kuch der vaha ruk kar haweli chala gaya…vaha kal ki chudayi se sab ki haalat kharab thi…aaj koi bhi chodne ki condition me nahi thi….sirf ek round thakurain ne jarur chodne ko diya… uske baad arti se mila.
Raj—kaisi ho madam….?
Arti—yaha mujhe achcha nahi lag raha hai….yaha rahte huye mujhe purani sabhi baate yaad aati rahti hain..main tumhare sath rahna chahti hu.
Raj—agar mere sath rahogi to duniya wale tumhare baare me na jane kya kya kahenge…kya jawab dogi unke inn taano ka…? Akhir rishta hi kya hai mera tumhara….?
Arti—kya kisi ke sath rahne ke liye rishto ka hona jaruri hai….? Kya dosti ka rishta koi mol nahi rakhta….?
Raj—hota hai, avashya hota hai….kintu ye duniya ek ladki aur ek ladke ki dosti ko galat nazar se dekhti hai….
Arti—main ye sab kuch nahi janti…..main sirf tumhare paas hi khud ko surakshit mahsoos karti hu…log chahe koi bhi naam de hamare iss rishte ko, mujhe koi farak nahi padta….
Raj—soch lo….mere sath rahogi to tumhari iss khubsurati ko dekh kar main kabhi bhi bahak sakta hu…aur tumhari izzat loot sakta hu…
Arti—agar kabhi aisa waqt aaya jab mera ye dost mujhe dekh kar bahak gaya to main tumse vada karti hu ki main usko apni izzat lootne se nahi rokungi…lut jane dungi uske hatho apne aap ko….agar meri izzat loot kar, mujhe bhogne ke baad mere dost ko khushi milti hai to main bhi khud ko khush naseeb samjhungi…
Raj—tab to theek hai….jab tum khud hi mujhse chudne ko taiyar ho to bhala mujhe kya dikkat hogi…? Main to hu hi maha chudakkad…
Arti—kab tak hotel me rahna padega mujhe….?
Raj—kyo apni didi ke paas rahne par khush nahi ho tum…?
Arti—didi ko pa kar to main bahut khush hu…lekin bataya na ki mujhe yaha achcha nahi lag raha hai…
‘Kya baate ho rahi hain meri bahan se….?” shanti ne vaha aate huye kaha.
Raj—kuch nahi tumhari bahan yaha nahi rahna chahti vo mere sath rahna chahti hai..
Shanti—theek to kah rahi hai vo….main khud bhi tumhare sath hi rahna chahti hu ab….yaha nahi rahna hai ab mujhe…
Raj—theek hai to phir main ek ghar dekh leta hu jaha tum dono rah sako…tab tak yahi ruko…
Arti—hum dono nahi balki hum teeno…
Kuch samay unn dono se baate karne ke baad main ghar ke liye nikal gaya….room me jate huye maa mujhe kitchen me hi dikh gayi to main joote utar kar unke paas ja ke piche se unke gale lag gaya.
Malti—aa gaya mera beta…
Raj—haan maa..
Malti—chal tu hath pair dho le..main tere liye khana lagati hu…
Raj—maa, aap kitni achchi ho…mera mann hi nahi kar raha hai aap ko chhodne ka..
Malti (has kar)—chhod na beta…roti jal ke kali ho jayegi…
Raj (gaal chumte huye)—uuummmm….jal jane do…(maa ki kali kali jhaanto wali bur ke baare me sochte huye)..mujhe apki kali phooli huyi roti bahut pasnd hai…
Malti (baat ka matlab na samajhte huye)—bhala kali roti me koun sa swad milega tujhe….? Roti to safed hi achchi hoti hai beta….
Raj (dusra gaal chumte huye)—uuummm……tum kya jano maa ki tumhara beta tumhari kali roti ko khane ke liye kitna tadap raha hai….jo swad tumhari khoob phooli huyi kali roti me hai vo swad to kisi ki safed roti me bhi nahi milega mujhe….
Malti—kya kar raha hai beta…? Chhod na…chal tu bahar baith hath muh dho kar..main khana lati hu…
Raj (phir gaal chumte huye)—uuuummmm…maa tumhare gaal bahut gore gore aur chikne hain….main nahi chhodunga.. mujhe apko pyar karna hai..
Malti (has kar)—pagla kahi ka…
Tabhi kitchen me kinjal didi pani lene ke liye aayi…jaise hi vo mere paas se gujri to maine maa ke gale me dala hua apna hath hata alag kar ke maa ki nazar bacha kar chupke se kinjal didi ke ek chutad ko mutthi me daboch kar jor se daba diya jisse kinjal didi chihunk kar siskar uthi…
Kinjal—aaaauuuchhh…
Raj (mushkura kar)—kya hua didi…? Aap aise kyo chillayi…?
Kinjal (mann me)—saand kahi ka….ye raj to mere piche hi pad gaya hai….lagta hai ki ye meri bur chod kar hi rahega… kaisa bhai hai ye jo apni hi badi bahan ki bur ko chodne ke liye mara ja raha hai…aise kab tak main raj se khud ko chudne se bacha paungi….saand ne kitni kas ke masla hai mere chutad ko…bahut hi kamina bhai hai ye mera…
Malti—haan, kya hua beta kinjal…?
Kinjal (hadbada kar)—kkkk…kuch nahi…kuch bhi to nahi badi maa…(meri taraf ghurte huye)..vo bas ek cheenta ne kaat diya tha…
Raj—dikhao…dikhao mujhe..didi..kaha par kaata hai usne…? Main malish kar deta hu…
Kinjal (gusse se ankh dikhate huye)—iski koi jarurat nahi hai…(mann me)..kamine..main achchi tarah se janti hu ki tu kaisi malish karega meri…?
Kinjal didi ne mujhe ghurte huye pani liya aur iss baar mujhse thoda door ho ke kitchen se bahar nikal gayi….unke jate hi main maa se phir lipat gaya.
Malti—dekh tere chakkar me jal gayi na roti…
Raj—lekin ghar me itne logo ke hote huye aap khana kyo bana rahi ho…? Baki sab kaha gaye…?
Malti—khana ban chuka hai…bas aaj mera mann kiya ki apne hatho se khana bana kar tujhe khilau…isliye bana rahi hu..
Raj (aur chipakte huye)—oohhh..maa…apke hath ka bana khana khaye to mujhe ek zamana beet gaya..
Malti—isliye to bana rahi hu..apne bete ke liye…
Raj—dekhna maa, kahi aisa na ho ki meri aadat hi pad jaye apka khana khane ki…
Malti—pad bhi gayi to kya..? main aaj bhi apne bete ko khana bana ke khila sakti hu…
Raj—maa, aap mere paas soya karo na….mujhe aap ke sath sona hai jaise bachpan me sota tha..mujhe to ab yaad bhi nahi hai….vaise bhi mujhe akele sone me aaj kal darr lagta hai..
Malti—mera sher beta hokar darta hai….lekin kyo darr lagta hai tujhe…?
Raj (natak)—maa, vo kya hai na ki maine suna hai ki jo log marr jate hain vo bhoot ban ke pareshan karte hain…mujhe jinda logo se darr nahi lagta lekin bhoot to phir bhi bhoot hi hota hai na…kal raat me bhi mujhe sapna dikha tha jisme thakur aur vikrant bol rahe the ki vo dono bhoot ban ke mujhe maar denge…main isliye kah raha tha ki aap mere sath soya karo…
Maine to ye bhoot wali baat aise hi mazak me kahi thi lekin maa ka dil to akhir maa ki mamta se bhara hota hai..aur gaon dehaat me to bhoot pret hone ki baat to vaise bhi log mante hain…meri baat ko maa ne sach samajh kar pareshan ho gayi. Ek maa apne jigar ke tukde ko taklif me kaise dekh sakti hai…? Meri baato se maa ka dil bhi tadap utha.
Malti (palat kar seene se lagate huye)—nahi..nahi beta main hu na….main tujhe kuch nahi hone dungi…tu darr mat.. main aaj se tere sath soungi ...tu tension mat le..
Raj (kas ke chipakte huye)—oohh maaa..
Malti (sir ko chum kar)—mera raja beta…
“Oye..hoye…aaj bada pyar aa raha hai maa par….” Sheetal didi ne kitchen me aate huye tont mara.
Raj (mann me)—Lo chud gayi maa..! Ye james bond phir se meri jasusi karne aa gayi.
Raj—haan, to kyo nahi kar sakta pyar main apni maa ko... ? aap ko kyo jalan ho rahi hai…?
Sheetal (sadhna)—chal chhod maa ko....fevikol ki tarah chipka hua hai....chal chhod...vo meri maa hai..tu ja kar gaon ke kisi gutter me apna muh maar...
Malti—ye kya hai, sheetal... ? tu aate hi phir shuru ho gayi…?
Sheetal (mujhe khichte huye)—chal chhod maa ko…jab dekho kisi se bhi chumbak ki tarah chipak jata hai…
Malti—ja beta tu baith apne kamre me, main khana lati hu…..ye ladki tujhe yaha nahi rukne degi..pata nahi kis janam ka bair hai iska tujhse..jab dekho ladti rahti hai..
Sheetal—haan, main to iski dushman hu…pahle pucho isse ki poora din kaha aur kis ke sath apna muh kala kar raha tha ye…
Raj—aap se to kuch bolna hi bekar hai didi…
Main kitchen se nikal kar apne room me aa gaya…aur maa ko patane ke baare me raat ki planning karne laga…tabhi mujhe amtul bhai ki baat yaad aayi to maine mobile me xforum khol kar ‘pyar-100 baar’ kahani padhne laga…main padhne me khoya hua hi tha ki tabhi rashmi didi mere room me aayi aur ek kagaz jo ki fold kiya hua tha….mere hatho me pakda diya.
Raj (shocked)—kya hai ye didi…?
Rashmi (sir jhukaye, dhire se)—tu khud hi padh le lekin akele me...
Rashmi didi itna kah kar vaha se chali gayi aur main hairani se uss kagaz ke tukde ko dekhne laga...phir usko khol kar jaise hi padhna start kiya to mere hotho par mushkan chha gayi...usme sirf ek kavita likhi huyi thi...
Tod Kar Ye Sari Duniya Ke Bandhan Aur Asool,
Main Aaj Teri Baahon Mein Aana Chahti Hun
Bhul Ke Sharm Aaj Tere Badan Se Lipat Kar,
Apne Hoth Tere Hotho Se Milana Chahti Hun
Utaar Ke Apne Makhmali Tan Se Saare Kapde,
Mein Aaj Tere Bister Ko Sajaana Chahti Hun.
Dikha Kar Tujhe Apni Chhati Ka Haseen Nazara,
Usey Aaaj Tere Hathon Se Dabwana Chahti Hun.
Aaj Apni Dono Taangon Ko Khol Kar Thoda Sa,
Tumhe Apni Sharm-Gaah Dikhana Chahti Hun.
Meri Sharm-Gaah Ko Sahlana Apni Zuban Se,
Iska Lutff Main Bhi Aaj Uthana Chahti Hun.
Mujhe Tum Bistar Pe Le ja Kar Ragad Daalo,
Kyon ki Aaj Mein Sirf Chudwana Chahti Hun
Raj (mann me)—akhir main jeet hi gaya….rashmi didi ne khud hi apni bur chodne ka nimantran de diya…(phir kuch soch kar)..lekin aaj to maa mere sath soyegi..maine maa ko bol bhi diya hai…ab kya karu…? Ye to badi dikkat khadi ho gayi ab mere samne…
Vahi dusri taraf….
Uss ladki ke liye dikhayi dene wala yeh khwab kisi saza se kam nahi tha…vah soch soch kar pareshan huyi ja rahi thi ki use ye saza kyo mil rahi hai…? Ye sapna uss par, uski neend par, kya haavi kar diya gaya hai….? Iss dil dahla dene wale khwab ke baare me sochte sochte antatah use neend aa gayi….aur phir..subah uski naukrani maya, usko neend se nahi uthati to vah na jane kab tak soti hi rahti.
Maya (hilate huye)—mem saab, aaj kya irada hai…? Uthna nahi hai kya aaj…?
Ladki (ankhe malte huye)—ohhh maya.. ! kitna baja hai abhi….?
Maya—bahut kuch baj gaya..mem saab aur bahut kuch ho gaya….ab uth jao.
Ladki (chounk kar)—kya ho gaya hai….?
Maya ki baat sunte hi vah ekdam se chounk gayi….raat ka vah khwab badi tezi se uski ankho ke samne ghum raha tha…. Uska dil be-ikhtiyar hi badi tezi se dhadakne laga tha….uske mann me kayi shankaye janam lene lagi.
Ladki (shankit bhaav se)—sab khairiyat to hai maya…..?
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