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UPDATE- 154
Malti (mere sir par hath rakh ke)—main teri kasam kha ke kahti hu ki …….main…aaj…se…teri …biwi hu…..ab to dekh pahan le na…dekh jo tune kaha maine bol diya na…..jo ek maa kabhi nahi bol sakti…lekin main tujhe khona nahi chahti.
Raj—ek bar phir se bolo na ..maa…
Malti (mere sir par hath rakh ke)—main teri kasam kha ke kahti hu ki …….main…aaj…se…teri …biwi hu..
Ab aage…..
Maa ke muh se ye sunte hi iss bhisan thandi me bhi mera mann khushi se ding dong karne laga…lekin main ye janta tha ki maa ye sab sirf mera dil rakhne ke liye kah rahi hai…uske mann me meri biwi wali aisi koi bhavna nahi hai…maine maa ko thoda kholne ki socha ki shayad kaam kuch had tak ban jaye…aur uske mann me bhi mere liye pati wali feeling paida ho sake.
Malti—ab to tera kahna kar diya na maine…chal ab ye jacket pahan…ab koi natak nahi chahiye..
Raj—lekin maa, main ye kaise vishwash kar lu ki tumne jo kaha vo sach hai…?
Malti—maine kuch nahi janti…tune jaisa karne ko kaha, maine kar diya….tune jo bolne ko aha vo bol diya…ab kya iss ped se niche kood jau tab vishwash hoga tujhe…?
Raj—tum bhi na maa…kuch ka kuch matlab nikalti rahti ho…..main to sirf ye kahna chahta hu ki aap ko meri biwi banna mann se swikar hai ya phir aise hi jhuth mooth me hi bol rahi ho…?
Malti—teri sir ki kasam kha ke to bol chuki hu ki main aaj se teri biwi hu…..aur ek baat achche se samajh le ki koi bhi maa apne bachche ki jhuthi kasam kabhi nahi khati…
Raj—to iska arth ye hua ki aap mujhe apna pati swikar karte huye apne tan aur mann par mujhe poora adhikar de rahi ho. Jaisa adhikar ki ek pati ka apni patni par hota hai….?
Malti (bhadakte huye)—rajjjjj...ab bas bahut ho chuka..teri ye nautanki....jacket pahanna hai to pahan ..nahi to jo marzi me aaye teri kar...
Raj—bas ho gaya na.... ? abhi to bahut bol rahi thi maa aap ki ek maa apne bete ki kabhi jhuthi kasam nahi khati...ab kya hua... ? kaha gayi ab vo kasam.... ?
Maa ne meri baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur mujhse thoda door hatkar baith gayi...unhone mera jacket bhi utar diya tha. Kuch der tak hamare beech khamoshi chhayi rahi...raat jitni raftaar se gahri ho rahi thi, usse dugune anupaat me thandi badhti ja rahi thi....
Main to pahle se hi thand ke karan kaamp raha tha ab to iss rhand ne daant bhi kitkitane shuru kar diye the…jacket nikal dene se maa ka haal bhi thandse behaal ho raha tha….jaise hi usne thand me mujhe kaampte aur daant kitkitate huye mahsoos kiya to ek bar phir se uske andar ki mamta tadap uthi...aur phir vo turant hi apna gussa bhul kar jacket utha ke mujhse lipat gayi.
Malti (tadap kar)—rajj..beta dekh jidd mat kar...pahan le jacket...
Raj (kampte huye)—mmm..mujheee...nahiii...pahannaaaa....
Malti—dekh tune jo jo kaha ..vo maine sab to bol diya hai.....pahle hi tere hatho meri maang bharne se lekar teri biwi banne ko swikar karne tak bahut paap ho chuka hai ab aur paapin mat bana mujhe..rajj...mat bana..
Raj (daant kitkitate huye)—agar devi maa ke ashirwad ko aap paap manti hain...to phir asli paapi to main hua na.. kyon ki ye sab paap to mere hi karan hua hai....tab saza bhi mujhe hi milni chahiye maa....mar jane do mujhe iss thand me... jisse ye paap dhul jaye aur shayad tab tumhare mann se ye paap ka bojh bhi utar jayega..
Malti (tadap kar)—rajjjjj....chattttaaaakkkkk......khabardar jo phir kabhi marne ki baat bhi ki to....tu kya samajhta hai ki tujhe kuch ho jayega to main kabhi ji paungi tere bina....nahii, rajjj...main tere bina nahi ji sakti beta...nahi ji sakti...
Raj—(no response)
Malti—achcha tu kya chahta hai, bata... ? theek hai, main teri kasam kha kar kahti hu ki aaj se main tujhe apne pati ke saare adhikar deti hu.....
Raj—sach..maa
Malti (udas)—hmmm...lekin tu bhi mujhse ek vada kar ki kisi ke samne mujhse aisi baate nahi karega... ?
Raj—maa, tumne ye kaise soch liya ki main tumhari badnami hone dunga... ? tumhari izzat meri izzat hai maa...main kabhi sapne me bhi kisi ke samne aapka sir jhukne nahi dunga..
Malti (sir ko chum kar)—chal ab to jacket pahan le...
Raj—maa, main to kisi tarah se ye thand bardast kar lunga lekin tum nahi kar paogi maa…ye jacket tum pahan lo..pls.. main apko iss thandi ki bhent nahi chadhne dunga..
Malti—dekh maine teri har baat maan li lekin kya tu apni biwi ki ek baat bhi nahi manega…?
Raj—haaye…ab itne pyar se kahogi to manna hi padega…lekin aap ko bhi meri ek baat aur manni hogi..
Malti—kyaa…?
Raj—aap ko meri god me mujhse chipak kar baithna hoga..
Malti—ab ye kya naya drama hai tera…..?
Raj—ye koi drama nahi hai maa…jab aap meri god me baithogi to main apko bhi samne se coat ke andar dhak lunga jisse dono ka kaam ban jayega…bolo manzur hai..
Malti—lekin beta,,,main teri god me kaise…? Mera vahan bahut jyada hai….
Raj—are maa, tumhare bete ko log aise hi saand nahi kahte hain….balki usme saand jitni taqat bhi hai…aapki jitni vajan wali kayiyo ko apni god me utha sakta hu main…
Malti—tera ek hath to pahle se hi toota hua hi hai…main dusra bhi tod dungi…phir kabhi kisi ke baare me socha bhi to…
Raj—ab to lagta hai ki tum sach much me meri biwi ban gayi ho maa..
Malti—tune hi to kasam dilwayi hai apni..to banna hi padega na ab to…
Raj—to phir chalo aao..baith jao apne pati ki god me…
Malti—jo agya patidev..hihihi
Maine jacket pahan kar maa ko apni god me bitha liya aur samne se apne dono hath phaila ke unhe bhi coat ke andar apni baaho me samet liya…maa ko apne seene se lagate hi mera dil bagawat karne par utaru hone laga…kintu uss bagawat me hawash nahi thi balki sirf aur sirf pyar tha.
Malti—rajj
Raj—hmm
Malti—hum iss khayi se nikal to jayenge na…?
Raj—kyo mujh par bharosa nahi hai aap ko... ? apne iss pati par bharosa rakho…
Malti—tujh par to bharosa hai lekin pati par nahi..
Raj—bhala ye kya baat huyi... ?
Malti—kyon ki ek pati to mujhe pahle hi beech majhdhar me marne ke liye chhod kar chala gaya…to pati par kaise bharosa kar lu…?
Raj—ye pati tumhare uss pati ke jaisa nahi hai maa jo tumhe beech me dhokha de kar bhag jaye ...
Malti—bahut badi badi baate karne laga hai tu...aise bol raha hai jaise ki main sach much me hi teri biwi hu.. ?
Raj—main to sach much me hi aap ko apni biwi maan chuka hu..
Malti—chal pagal…aisa nahi socha karte…
Raj—to iska matlab ki abhi aapne meri kasam kha ke jo kuch bola, vo sab jhuth tha...sirf ek natak tha... ?
Malti—maine aisa kab kaha... ?
Raj—maine kaha kuch kaha...dono baate to aap hi kah rahi ho maa..
Malti—kya karu beta..ek aurat hone ke sath sath kisi ki biwi aur maa bhi to hu main..
Raj (gaal ko chum kar)—aap sirf ab meri biwi ho…
Malti—achcha, jab teri shadi ho jayegi tab bhi apni maa ko hi biwi kahega kya…?
Raj—mujhe ab kisi aur se shadi karne ki jarurat hi kaha hai jo dusri biwi ayegi…main to ab shadi shuda hu…
Malti—tu na… sach me pagal ho gaya hai..
Raj—itni khubsurat biwi milne par koi bhi pagal ho sakta hai…agar main bhi ho gaya to isme hairani kya hai…?
Malti—kyo aisa kya hai mujhme…?
Raj—ye pucho maa ki kya nahi hai aap me... ?
Malti—achcha yahi bata de...
Raj—kya bata du... ? sab kuch to hai aap me....aap kudrat ki vo aseem adbhut rachna ho jise banane ke baad jab banane wale ne bhi dekha hoga to ek baar uski ankhe bhi apni iss khubsurat rachna ko dekh kar palak jhapakna bhul gayi hongi.....aap me har vo khoobi moujud hai jo ek pati apni patni me dekhna chahta hai.
Malti—kyo aisi kya khoobi hai mujhme... ? main to thahri gaon ki anpadh, ganwar.....ab mujhe kya pata ki ek pati ko kya chahiye apni patni me... ?
Raj—ek pati ki khwahish hoti hai ki uski biwi khubsurat ho, sushil ho, sanskari ho, har kadam par apne pati ka sath dene wali ho, sarv gun sampann ho....ye sabhi khubiya aap me hain.
Malti—aurato ki itni achchi tarif karna kaha se sikha tune.... ? kya ye sab bhi amtul aur siraj ne sikhaya hai... ?
Raj—kuch baate kisi ko sikhane ya kisi se seekhne ki jarurat nahi padti maa....prakrati aur samay sab sikha deta hai.
Malti—teri biwi tujhse bahut khush rahegi..
Raj—phir bahi baat..kitni bar kaha hai maa..kya aap meri biwi nahi ho... ?
Malti—hu to...lekin...
Raj—ab ye lekin kaha se aa gaya beech me... ?
Malti—kuch nahi...
Raj—achcha maa...hamari shadi to ho gayi ...
Malti—to…?
Raj—to ..maine suna hai ki shadi ke baad pati patni suhagrat manate hain….? Hum bhi manaye suhagraat…?
Malti (shocked)—kyaaaa….?
Raj—isme itna chounkne ki kya baat hai maa…? shadi ke baad to sabhi apni biwi ke sath suhagrat manate hain.. aap bhi to meri biwi ho….mujhe bhi aapke sath suhagrat manana hai maa….aaj aur abhi manana hai…aur aapne bhi to kaha hai ki main apka pati hu aur aapke tan mann par mera poora adhikar hai…
Malti (gusse me)—rajjjjj……chattttaaaakkkk….bardast ki bhi koi had hoti hai….itni der se main teri harkate bardast kiye ja rahi hu to sirf isliye kyon ki tu mera eklouta beta hai aur apni bahno ka akela sahara hai…lekin ab mujhe teri niyat samajh me aa gayi…tune jaan bujh kar hi meri maang bhari hogi…ek maa ki mamta ka galat fayda utha kar mujhe jabardasti apni kasam dilayi…chhee lanat hai aise bete par….ye din dekhne se to achcha tha ki tu paida hi na hota….chal chhod mujhe..
Maa meri god se utar kar mujhse door ped ki moti daali se chipak kar baith gayi aur rone lagi….maa ki baato ne jaise mere dil ko chhalni kar diya tha.. mujhe apne aap se hi nafrat hone lagi thi….magar ye thand thi ki isko kisi ki dukh taklif se koi lena dena nahi tha..ye to kam hone ki sursa rakshasi ki tarah apna muh phailaye hi ja rahi thi.
Maa na jane kab tak aise hi roti rahi….na maine usse kuch kaha aur na hi usne mujhse kuch kaha…raat ke uss bhayanak shant vatavaran me agar kuch sunayi de raha tha to vo thi maa ke sisakne ki awaz.
Malti (rote huye)—kyo kiya tune aisa..rajj…kyo…? akhir mere pyar aur sanskar me kya kami rah gayi thi…jo tune apni maa ka hi daaman daagdar kar diya….? Mujhe jawab do..rajjj…meri baat ka jawab do….
Kafi der tak rone ke baad jab vo kuch shant huyi aur meri taraf se maa ko kisi tarah ki koi prati kriya mahsoos nahi huyi to vo thoda chintit ho gayi…maa to akhir maa hi hoti hai…bhala vo kitni der tak apne bachcho se door rah sakti hai…? Mujhe koi jawab na dete dekh vo mere paas aa gayi…aur phir jaise hi usne hath lagaya to uski ruh tak kaamp gayi.
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Friends, Iss update ko maine hot nahi banaya kyon ki main dono ke beech banne wale rishte me hawash ki jagah sirf pyar dikhana chahta hu...Ek Pyar to vo hota hai jo shadi se pahle shuru hota hai lekin bistar tak aane ke baad khatam ho jata hai, jaisa ki aaj kal ki yuva generation me dekhne ko mil raha hai.
Dusra Pyar vo hota hai jo shadi ke baad bistar se shuru hota hai lekin marte dam tak sirf badhta hi rahta hai....Malti aur Raj ke beech ka pyar dusri type wala hai.
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