Update 12
Main Aaj bahut khush tha, akhirkaar maa jo meri ho gyi thi...kuch din me vo meri ho jane vali thi puri tarah se.
Main breakfast karke college ke liye nikalne laga to aaj mene jaanbujhkar maa ko hotho par ek lamba kiss kiya.
Maa - badmash, chhhut dedi to kuch jyada hi fayda utha raha hai.
Main - Maa fayda kahan uthaya hai, fayda to uthaunga kuch din me
Maa - jaa jaa main kuch nhi karne dungi.
Main - vo to dekh lenge.
Ye kehkar main maa ko dubara kiss kiya aur bhaag gya.
Maa - Hayy isse bachke rehna padega.
Lekin koi tha jisme hum dono ko dekh liya tha, aur vo bhabhi hi thi.
Main apne college pahucha, Main Suman ko dhundhne laga. Thodi der baad mujhe Suman college ke gardan me mili. Main itna khush tha ki main sabse pehle apni khushi share karna chahta tha.
Main uske pass gya aur use apni bahin me uthakar gol gol ghumane laga.
Suman...Suman..Suman...
Are reee reee ye kya kar rahe ho. Utaro mujhe niche sab dekh rahe hai. Tumhe to kuch nhi hoga vo principal mujhe dantegi.
Me Suman ko niche utarta hu... aur
Main - ab nhi dantegi tumhe vo..mene samjha diya hai use...
Suman - janti hu kaise samjhaya hoga. Ye btao itne khush kyu ho Aaj kya baat hai.
Main phir Suman ko sari baat btata hu maa ke bare me.
Suman - Ohhh, to aunty ji mtlb unka pyar finally tumhe mil hi jayega. phir mujhe to tum bhul hi jaoge.
Main - Kyu bhala, aisa kuch nhi hoga. Aur mene maa se btaya tumhare bare me.
Suman - acha kya boli phir..
Main - yahi ki unhe koi problem nhi hai...chahe meri life me koi aur ladki bhi aaye. Boli...ki meri pehle se hi 2-2 sautan confirm kar di hai.
Suman - 2-2 kon
Main - 1 Tum aur dusri Shobha
Suman - kya principal bhi shadi karegi tumse.
Main - Haa , phir main use saari baat btata hu.
Suman - sahi hai ab to tumhe bilkul bhi padhne ki jarurat nhi hai... principal ko hi patni bna liya tumne to...
Main - majak bna rahi ho.
Suman - nahin
Main - acha ye btao, jab main aaya to tum udas thi kya baat hai.
Suman - kuch bhi to nhi...
Main - acha mujhse jhut bologi. btati ho ki jau me...
Suman - btati hu...tum jane ki baat mat karo...
Suman apne kharche nikalne ke liye part time job karti thi...uska iss duniya me koi nhi tha... rishtedar the lekin sirf naam ke vo akeli hi rehti thi...ghar bhi uska rent par tha...
Suman - vo mene job chhod di..
Main - kyu...
Suman - vo manager mujhe galat najar se dekhta tha aur kabhi kabhi chhune ki koshish karta tha...
Paise khtam ho gye hai to makan malik bhi paise ke liye jor daal raha hai...
Mujhe ye sab sunke gussa aa rha tha...
Main - tumne ye baat mujhe kyu nahi btayi.
Suman - vo vo main aapko pareshan nhi karna chahti thi...
Ye sunkar main mujhe aur bura laga aur gusse main vahan se chala gya...
Mera classes me mood nhi lag rha tha... Bas yu hi betha hua tha...Suman bhi class me nhi aayi thi...
Jab college band hone vala tha to kajal mere paas aayi.
Ryan tum yahan betho ho, vo Suman...
Main - kya hua Suman ko...
Kajal - jao dekho, uparr chhat par hai vo ro ro kar kya halat kar li hai usne.
Main ye sunkar jaldi se college ki chhat par gya. Vahan jakar dekha to Suman sach me baithi ro rahi thi.
Maine jakar use gale laga liya...
Kyu karti ho aise...hmm.
Ab kyu ro rahi ho...
Suman - aap mujhse naaraz ho gye naa isliye...
Main - chup karo...main naraz nhi hu lekin bura laga ki tumne apni problem mujhe nhi btayi.
Suman - main aapko pareshan nhi karna chahti thi...aapko btati to aap sidha uss manager ko pitne jate...
Main - vo to vo ab bhi pitega...sale ne mere maal par hath dala vo bhi bina marzi ke..
Main Suman ke aansu pochkar use kiss karta hu aur phir use niche lekar aata hu.
Sab puchte hai ki kyu ro rahi thi to main keh deta hu ki mene daata isliye ro rahi thi. Sab mujhe 2-4 galiyan dete hai phir sab apne apne ghar nikal jate hai. Main Suman ko Ghar chhodta hu, apne account se 50000 rupay use deta hu. Vo mana karti hai lekin main use daatkar paise de deta hu.
Phir main apne ghar aata hu, bhabhi ne hi darwaja khola tha, aaj vo mujhe alag nazro se dekh rahi thi.
Main - aise kya dekh rahi ho bhabhi?
Bhabhi - dekh rahi hu, jaise sidhe aap dikhte hai vaise aap hai nahin.
Main bhabhi ki baat nhi samajha lekin phir bhi jawab deta hu.
Kisne kaha ki main sidha hu bhabhi, abhi log mujhe jante hi kaha hai.
Lunch ke time pe main maa ke sath betha hua tha. Bhabhi apne room thi as usual.
Maa - kya soch raha hai, Ryan.
Main - kuch nhi Maa.
Maa - maa hu teri, sab samjhti hu, bta ab kya soch raha hai.
Phir main maa ko Suman ke bare me btata hu.
Maa - kya uska koi nahi hai, vo akeli rehti hai. To tu use yahan rehne ke liye kyu nhi bula leta.
Main - mene socha tha lekin phir socha ki aap sab kya kahenge.
Maa - koi kuch nhi kahega, tu kal mujhe uske paas le chalna main baat karungi.
Main - thik hai maa.
Main shaam ko lunch karke apne room me jata hu aur Ravi ko phone karta hu.
Ravi - haa Bhai.
Main - haa Bhai ke bacche kahan gaand mara raha hai.
Ravi - bhai kuch nhi ghar pe hi tha.
Main - mujhe 20 minute me xxxx address par mil.
Ravi - kya hua Bhai
Main - sale tu pahuch...kisi ki gaand todni hai.
Ravi - ok Bhai abhi aaya.
Main Ghar se Suman ke office jahan se usne job chhodi thi ke liye nikalta hu.
Main jab vahan pahucha to Ravi mujhe niche hi khada mila.
Main - chal 3rd floor pe. Lift me batata hu sab.
Ravi - kya bhai, Suman ko pareshan kiya uss manager ne, uski to gaand phad dunga me.
Main - gaand tu nhi main phadunga, tujhe bas uski gaand ki photo khichni hai.
Ravi - ok Bhai.
Hum dono uske office me chalte hai to reception pe ek ladki humse puchti hai ki kya aap dono ke pass appointment hai. Hum mana kar dete hai. Aur bina uski baat sune andar jane lagte hai. Manager ke room me pahuchkar hum usse puchte hai.
Main - kya tumhara naam Suresh Arora hai.
Manager - Haa
Main Ravi ko ishara karta hu to vo room ko andar se lock kar deta hai.
Manager - Kon ho tum dono aur kya kar rhe ho ye.
Main - abhi pta chal jayega.
Aur me uske pass jakar usse jor se ek thappad marta hu. phir uski dhobi ki tarah pitai chalu kar deta hu. Uski cheeke gunj rahi thi. Main use jamkar laat ghuse marta hu. Uski halat kutto ko tarah ho jati hai.
Manager - Ahhhh, mujhe chhod do, mene kya kiya hai...pls jane do.
Main - madarchod tune mere maal par najar dali, meri Suman ko touch kiya. Teri to gaand phaad dunga me.
Manager - nhiii.pls mujhe maaf kar do...mujse galti ho gyi...aur mat maro main mar jaunga.
Main - chal thik hai, agar Suman ne tujhe maaf kiya to main tujhe chhod dunga...
Phir main Suman ko call karta hu.
Suman - hello, boliye ji ab kyu yaad Kiya.
Main - hayyy, janeman tumhe to hum bhulte hi nahi. Lekin filhal kisi se baat karani thi tumhari. Ye kehkar main phone speaker pe dalkar manager ke aage kar deta hu. Bol isme.
Manager - Sumannnn(dard me karahte hue) mujhe maaf kar do Sumannn.
Main ek aur jor ka mukka uski gende jaisi shakal par marta hu, madarchod Ji tera baap lagayega.
Manager -aaaaahh. Suman ji pls mujhe maaf kar dijiye...plllllssss..
Suman - (man me - hey bhagwan ye Ryan ji bhi naaa..) ok ok maaf kiya tumhe...Ryan ji chhod do ise.
Mai. - Ok jaan jaisa tum kaho.
Main use marna band kar deta hu aur call cut kar deta hu.
Ravi - bhai agar isne police ko bta diya to...
Main - tabhi to tujhe laya hu...
Mene manager ki paint utari aur uske underwear ko utarkar uski gaand ki photo ravi ne apne phone me click ki.
Main - bsdk ye mera dost hai... ladkiyon ke sath sath ladko ko gaand bhi ise pasand hai...agar kisi ko btaya yaa koi bakchodi ki to teri ye photo tere office group me daal dunga aur ye teri gaand sach me phaad dega.
Manager ki gaand sach me ye sunkar phat chuki thi, hum use yu hi chhodkar aa gye...Ravi apne ghar chala gya aur me apne Ghar..
