UPDATE 6
agle din main Aditi ko.leke school nikal gaya
school pahunchke meri najar kachchi kaliyo PE padi
behenchod yahan toh ek se badhke ek maal hai
teacher's bhi hain students bhi
shant gada dhaari bheem shant
main Aditi ko uski class mein chhoda
aur phir wahan se nikalke
lala ke ghar pahunch gaya
lala aaj maana nahi aur mujhe apne ghar ke andar leke gaya
aangan mein chair rakhkhi thi
ek pe.main baitha ek pe woh khud
phir usne awaj di chai nashta leke aane ko
lala..beta maine sab pata laga liya hai
6 log hain jinhein tumhare chacha ne zameen bechi hai
main..in sabse milna hai mujhe
lala..beta chaar toh maan jaayenge
lekin do nahi maanenge
kyunki unke paas paisa jyada hai
woh nahi bechenge
main..woh main dekh lunga
tabhi lala ki chhoti beti
jo 20 saal ki thi
woh chai nashta leke aagayi
dikhne mein jyada kuchh khaas nahi thi
lekin main ek fakeer aadmi ki tarah tha
jo milta tha
kaam chala leta tha
mera lund toh aur bada bheekhaari tha
jaisa khaana milta tha
khaa leta tha
i mean
boor waali sunder ho ya na ho
use toh boor se matlab tha
boor waali se nahi
lala..beta yeh meri beti purvi hai
purvi bhaiya ko namaste karo
purvi..namaste bhaiya
main.. namaste
phirse behenchod banna padega
aur phir purvi gaand matkate hue chali gayi
main..toh chalein un sabse milne
lala..haan chalte Hain
aur phir main aur lala un sabse milne gaye
jinhein chacha ne zameen bechi thi
4 toh maan gaye
lekin jaisa ki lala ne kaha tha
ki 2.nahi maanenge
nahi maane
ek ka naam balwant tha
aur dusre ka naam harender
dono Bhosdike paise waale the
uske baad lala ne unhein kal ka time de diya
uske baad main Aditi ko lene school chala gaya
use school se leke ghar aagaya
phir menka chachi ke ghar pahunch gaya
menka chachi mujhe dekh ke bahut khush hui
menka..beta teri hi raah dekh rahi tha
kahan tha
main..kuchh kaam tha chachi
menka..waise ek baat puchhu
main..puchhiye na chachi
menka..tu yahan kab tak rehne waala hai
main..ab main yahin rahunga
menka..yeh toh achchi baat hai
ek aur baat puchhni hai
agar tu bura na maane toh
main..kaisi baatein karti ho chachi
main kyun bura maanunga
menka..tu kitna ameer hai
main..bahut jyada
menka..kya tu gaon mein hospital banwa sakta hai
main..haan banwa toh sakta hoon
menka..toh banwa de na apni maa ke naam pe
main..usse kya hoga
menka..tera naam hoga
tujhe gaon mein log bada aadmi samjhenge
aur toh aur teri izzat bhi karenge
main..aap.kehti ho toh banwa deta hoon
waise market.mein kayi saare doctors the
lekin hospital jo tha
woh yahan se ek ghante ki doori pe tha
waise main chachi ke baare mein batana bhool gaya
ki woh kitni khubsurat thi
is umar mein bhi woh kam nahi thi
jitni unki gaand badi thi
utni hi unke chuche bhi bade the
aage se jitna tha pichhe se bhi utna hi tha
dono chucho mein paanch paanch kilo doodh toh the
aur gaand dono aise ki puchho mat
main..dono didi kahan hain
menka..kheto pe gayi hai kaam karne
main.. chachi aap mein se koi bhi ab kaam nahi karega
warna main aapko kabhi apni shakal nahi dikhaunga
menka..beta humein mehnat ki khaane ki aadat hai
main..toh theek hai
ab main yahan aaunga hi nahi
menka..aisa mat bol beta shree
main..kitni baar bolu
jaise meri apni behne hain
waise aap sab ho
lekin aap samajhti hi nahi hain
menka..gussa kyun hota hai
main..ab main jaata hoon
menka.. ab.khaana khaake hi jaana
tabhi mera phone baja
preeti didi ka tha
ghar pe bula rahi thi
ghar pe
preeti sheetal ke paas pahunchi
Preeti..pad lene jaa rahi hoon
tere liye laana hai
sheetal.. nahi mere paas hain
Preeti..kab laayi tu
sheetal..kal
preeti.. lekin tu toh kahin gayi nahi toh phir le kahan se aayi
sheetal..kitne sawal karti ho aap
preeti..baat kyun ghuma rahi hai
sach sach bata na
sheetal..woh woh shree leke aaya tha humare liye
Preeti..kya
sheetal..haan
Preeti..use sharam nahi aayi
sheetal bhaag gayi wahan se
main ghar pahuncha
preeti didi ka chehra tamtamana hua tha
main..aapko kya hua
Preeti..kuchh nahi
main..waise shaam ke time aapko market kyun jaana hai
Preeti..kuchh lena hai
main..toh aapko jaane ki kya jarurat hai
main laa dunga na
batao kya laana hai
Preeti..kaha na main khud lene jaaungi
main samajh gaya
main..aapko kahin jaane ki jarurat nahi hai
pad hain didi ke paas unse le lo
Preeti..kitna besharam hai tu
main..ismein besharam kahan se beech mein aagaya
ab maan lo main underwear pehenta hoon
aur AAP panty
waise hi aap pad use karti ho
usmein itna sharmana ka kya matlab
preeti bina kuchh kahe apne room mein bhaah gayi
use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
ki uska bhai kitna bada besharam hai
raat ka khana hum sabne khaaya
aur phir main apne room mein letke wait karne laga
kuchh der baad priya didi aayi
main unhein achche se pela
aur phir woh chali gayi
agli subah main Aditi ko school chhoda
un chaaro se main wapas apni jameen khareed liya
ab. bache the balwant aur harender
Balwant ki jab aankh khuli
toh woh bandha pada tha
balwant.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
tu mujhe jaanta nahi hai
main kaun hoon
tujhe jinda gaad dunga
balwant ke bagal mein uski biwi bhi bandhi padi thi
main apni pant neeche kar diyaa
mera lund dekhke dono ki gaand fat gayi
main.. madarchod
mera lund waise hi khada rehta hai
jyada chabad chabad kiya.na
toh yahin teri biwi ko patak ke chod dunga
balwant.. yeh tu theek nahi kar raha hai
main tujhe jaan se maar dunga
main..kaha tha mujhe meri jameen bech de
tu maana nahi
ab ispe sign kar
ismein yeh likha hai
ki aaj se teri saari property meri hai
balwant.. kabhi nahi
main balwant ke paas pahuncha
aur chaaku uske lund pe laga diya
main.. property chahiye
ya phir lund
yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
usne sign kar diya
main balwant ki biwi babita ko khol diya
main..haan toh babita jee
ab jara nangi ho jaaiye
balwant..kameene
main.. Abe bhosdike rape nahi kar raha hoon
bas iski nangi photo chahiye mujhe
taaki kal tu pajame mein rahe
Babita.. aisa mat karo
main barbaad ho jaaungi
main..re boorchodi lund thodi daalunga
ki tu barbaad ho jaayegi
chal jaldi se nangi ho jaa
aur phir woh bechari nangi ho gayi
main uski photo liya
aur phir wahan se teleport ho gaya...
