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bahut bahut shandaar shuruaatEPISODE 1..
Jaisa ki main Bata chuki hun ki hum Pune ke government A class colony me rehte hai. Toh Hume kisi baat ki koi kami ya paresani nahi thi.. sari colony secured thi.. koi chor ya gunda colony ke andar pair Tak nahi rakh shakta tha. Aur Hume kuch bhi khane pine ke saman ke liye Bahar nahi Jana padta tha.. kyuki doodh wali , fruit wali , aur sabzee wali sab hamari colony me hi bechne ati thi.. wo bhi colony ke gate pe hi Puri security check hoke.. ab aurtain ye sab leke isliye ati thi.. kyuki outsider male koi allowed nahi tha.. isliye agar Kam koi mard karta hai.. jaise doodh bechne ka.. toh hamari colony me uski patni leke hi ati thi.. aise hi din bohot acche sukun see guzar rahe the.. aur hum sab bhi bohot khush the.. waise toh 7 see 8 aurtain sabzee bechne ati thi.. lekin jis din hamari sabzee wali ki tabiyat kharab Hui.. tabhi se humara ya sahi kahun toh mera samay kharab hona suru ho gaya ....
Kyuki main jis Sabzee wali se Sabzeeyan leti thi.. us Sabzee wali ka name tha humaira .. wo ek 68 saal ki budi m......im aurat hai . Aur hamari colony ke head Pune ke DSP Rakesh tiwari the ..Toh wo colony ke head ko Milne pohochi.. apne pote ke sath.. ( ab main humaira ko kaki bolti hun.. aur Rakesh ko Rakesh bhaisab..)
Humaira - namaste shab..
Rakesh - arre humaira kaki .. AP yaha aur do din see sabzee bechne Kyu nahi ayie.. aur ye ladka Kon hai .pehle ishe colony ke gate ke pass bahari side bhej dijiye.
Aur phir kaki ne unke pote ko colony se Bahar bhej Diya..
Humaira - wohi batane ayie hun shab.. Meri tabiyat kuch jyada hi kharab rehne lagi hai.. isliye main zyada chal phir nahi sakti.. aur ye Mera pote hai.. 2 hafte pehle hi Pakistan see yaha aya hai .. meri jigah ye sabzee bechne ayie..sirf kuch mahino ke liye.. bas yahi binti karne ayie hun..
Rakesh - lekin ye ek ladka hai kaki.. aur apko is colony ke niyam pata hai na .koi bahari mard chahe ladka ho ya admi.. is colony ke andar kadam nahi rakh sakta.
Humaira - janti hun.. isliye hi apse vinti karna chahti hun..
Aur ye bolke kaki Rakesh bhaisab ke paron me girke request karne lagi.. aur main ushi samay colony se andar aa rahi thi.. toh Maine ye sab dekha aur driver ko gadi rokne boli ..
( As usual Mera toh M he chalega..)
M - bhaiya Jara car rokiye .
Aur phir main car see utarke kaki ke pas gayi.. aur unhe uthake khadi karke..
M - kaki ye AP Rakesh bhaisab ke pair kuy pakad rahi hai .
Aur phir Rakesh bhaisab ne mujhe sari baat Bata di..
M - kaki bhaisab baat toh sahi kar rahe hai . Koi bhi bahari mard is colony me kadam bhi nahi rakh sakta..
Humaira - Malkin dekhiye uska mere alawa koi nahi hai.. ushe aur kuch Kam bhi nahi ata.. kuch padha likha bhi nahi hai . Aur ab main bimar hun.. wo toh bhuka hi Mar jayega.. bas kuch 2-3 mahine hi ushe is colony me sabzee bechne dijiye.. tab Tak main kuch na kuch karke ushe kisi aur Kam me laga hi dungi..
M - lekin AP toh bimar hai.. phir kaise..
Humaira - toh Kya karun Malkin.. mere alawa uska koi nahi hai.. aur agar usne koi Kam nahi Kiya toh paise kaha see ayenge.. aur main toh waise bhi bhuddi hun. Lekin wo toh jawani me hi bhuka maar jayega..
Ab ye sunke mujhe kaki pe daya AA gayi..
M - bhaisab kaki kitne saalon see yaha sabzee bechne ati hai . Jabse main yaha ayie hun tab see Maine kaki see hi sabzeeyan kharidi hai. Aur inhone bohot imandari se itne saalon see mujhe tazi sabzeeyan de hai..Kyu na hum inki imandari ke khatir inke pote ko yaha sabzee bechne de.. waise bhi wo ek ladka hi hai.
Rakesh - thik hai.. main sab ladies ko emergency meeting ke liye bulata hun..
Aur phir sab aurtain meeting me ayie.. lekin sabne Mana kardiya.aur sab aurtain apne apne bungalow me bapis chali gayi ..
Rakesh - dekhiye kaki koi apke pote see sabzee nahi kharidna chahati.. toh apka pota kise Sabzeeyan bechenga..
Aur ab sab ke Mana kardene see aur bhaisab ke aisa kehne se kaki rone lagi.. Aur ab mujhe kaki pe daya Anne lagi.. aur Maine wo Kiya Jo mujhe nahi karna chaiye tha..
M - bhaisab main isse Sabzeeyan kharidungi.. tab toh ye yaha mujhe Sabzeeyan bechne AA sakta hai..
Rakesh - thik hai . Lekin bhabhi ji AP Sabzeeyan logi kab.. 7 baje see toh sab aurtain sabzee bechne ati hai. Toh AP kab isse Sabzeeyan kharidengi..
M - main subha 5 see 7 Tak usse Sabzeeyan le liya karungi.. waise bhi main jaidi uthke Pooja Jo karti hun.. Kyu kaki subha subha apka pota AA jayega na..
Humaira - ( kush hote hue..) ji Ji Malkin AA jayega..
Rakesh - aur shamko.. toh 7 baje Tak baki ladies ko sabzee bechne ka time hai .toh..
M - toh wo 7 ke baad AA jayega.. Kyu kaki .
Humaira - ha ha Malkin.. AP jab kahogi bas mere pote see Sabzeeyan kharidengi na.. mere liye yahi bohot hai..
Rakesh - thik hai .
Itna kehke bhaisab chale Gaye.. aur kaki bhi unke pote ko bulane colony ke gate ke Bahar nikal padi..
aur phir kuch 10 min. Baad kaki ek kala lekin damdar sharir wale ladke ke sath colony se andar ayie..usne SAR pe topi dal rakhi thi.. tab Maine pehli baar us ladke ki taraf dekha.. aur jab wo mere pass ake khada ho gaya tab Maine ushe acchi tarike se dekha .. aur yaha see uska kala chera saaf dikh Raha tha . Aur uske right ankh ke upar ek Masa tha..ab wo toh pehle see he badsurat tha.. lekin us Mase se uska chera aur badsurat ban gaya tha..
Humaira - Malkin ye hai Abdul Mera pota..
Abdul - ( hath jodte hue..) namaste memsab.. main Abdul..
Ab jaise hi usne mujhe memsab kaha toh mujhe hasi AA gayi.. kyuki sab mujhe madam bolte hai.. aur ye Jo Sabzeeyan aur doodh bechne ati hai wo mujhe Malkin bolti hai.. lekin memsab Maine pehli baar khudke liye suna toh Meri hasi nikal gayi..
Ab jaise hi usne muh khola toh uske muh me kuch laal SA tha .. aur wo ushe lagatar chaba Raha tha.. toh mujhe ye samajte der na lagi ke ye tobacco khata hai . Aur uske honth bhi bohot kale ho rahe the.. uska jism toh kala tha hi.. lekin uske honth aur bhi kale the.. iska Matlab wo smoking bhi karta hai.. aur jab Maine uske daant dekhe toh ekdum kale jaise brush hi nahi karta ho.. aur ab mujhe usse ghin ayie.. aur kuch ajib see badbu bhi toh ab main thodi piche hue..
M - hmm namaste.. Kal subha 5 baje see aa Jana.. kaki ishe sab samja Dena hamri colony ke niyam.. thik hai..
Humaira - thik hai Malkin..
Ab itna bolke humaira kaki Abdul ko leke colony se Bahar nikal gayi aur main apni car me bhaithke apne banglow ki taraf nikal padi...
So guy's this is the end of episode no 1..
Now time to introduce story's villain..
Abdul Khan..
Age - 18 saal..
Cock size - ( khada - 10" lamba 5" mota.)
( Bhaitha - 4" lamba 2" mota.)
Body well maintained thi.. aur Hatha Katha bhi tha.. sayad meat ki wajah se..
Baki toh AP pic me dekh hi sakte hai .
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Brilliant start like other storiesEPISODE 1..
Jaisa ki main Bata chuki hun ki hum Pune ke government A class colony me rehte hai. Toh Hume kisi baat ki koi kami ya paresani nahi thi.. sari colony secured thi.. koi chor ya gunda colony ke andar pair Tak nahi rakh shakta tha. Aur Hume kuch bhi khane pine ke saman ke liye Bahar nahi Jana padta tha.. kyuki doodh wali , fruit wali , aur sabzee wali sab hamari colony me hi bechne ati thi.. wo bhi colony ke gate pe hi Puri security check hoke.. ab aurtain ye sab leke isliye ati thi.. kyuki outsider male koi allowed nahi tha.. isliye agar Kam koi mard karta hai.. jaise doodh bechne ka.. toh hamari colony me uski patni leke hi ati thi.. aise hi din bohot acche sukun see guzar rahe the.. aur hum sab bhi bohot khush the.. waise toh 7 see 8 aurtain sabzee bechne ati thi.. lekin jis din hamari sabzee wali ki tabiyat kharab Hui.. tabhi se humara ya sahi kahun toh mera samay kharab hona suru ho gaya ....
Kyuki main jis Sabzee wali se Sabzeeyan leti thi.. us Sabzee wali ka name tha humaira .. wo ek 68 saal ki budi m......im aurat hai . Aur hamari colony ke head Pune ke DSP Rakesh tiwari the ..Toh wo colony ke head ko Milne pohochi.. apne pote ke sath.. ( ab main humaira ko kaki bolti hun.. aur Rakesh ko Rakesh bhaisab..)
Humaira - namaste shab..
Rakesh - arre humaira kaki .. AP yaha aur do din see sabzee bechne Kyu nahi ayie.. aur ye ladka Kon hai .pehle ishe colony ke gate ke pass bahari side bhej dijiye.
Aur phir kaki ne unke pote ko colony se Bahar bhej Diya..
Humaira - wohi batane ayie hun shab.. Meri tabiyat kuch jyada hi kharab rehne lagi hai.. isliye main zyada chal phir nahi sakti.. aur ye Mera pote hai.. 2 hafte pehle hi Pakistan see yaha aya hai .. meri jigah ye sabzee bechne ayie..sirf kuch mahino ke liye.. bas yahi binti karne ayie hun..
Rakesh - lekin ye ek ladka hai kaki.. aur apko is colony ke niyam pata hai na .koi bahari mard chahe ladka ho ya admi.. is colony ke andar kadam nahi rakh sakta.
Humaira - janti hun.. isliye hi apse vinti karna chahti hun..
Aur ye bolke kaki Rakesh bhaisab ke paron me girke request karne lagi.. aur main ushi samay colony se andar aa rahi thi.. toh Maine ye sab dekha aur driver ko gadi rokne boli ..
( As usual Mera toh M he chalega..)
M - bhaiya Jara car rokiye .
Aur phir main car see utarke kaki ke pas gayi.. aur unhe uthake khadi karke..
M - kaki ye AP Rakesh bhaisab ke pair kuy pakad rahi hai .
Aur phir Rakesh bhaisab ne mujhe sari baat Bata di..
M - kaki bhaisab baat toh sahi kar rahe hai . Koi bhi bahari mard is colony me kadam bhi nahi rakh sakta..
Humaira - Malkin dekhiye uska mere alawa koi nahi hai.. ushe aur kuch Kam bhi nahi ata.. kuch padha likha bhi nahi hai . Aur ab main bimar hun.. wo toh bhuka hi Mar jayega.. bas kuch 2-3 mahine hi ushe is colony me sabzee bechne dijiye.. tab Tak main kuch na kuch karke ushe kisi aur Kam me laga hi dungi..
M - lekin AP toh bimar hai.. phir kaise..
Humaira - toh Kya karun Malkin.. mere alawa uska koi nahi hai.. aur agar usne koi Kam nahi Kiya toh paise kaha see ayenge.. aur main toh waise bhi bhuddi hun. Lekin wo toh jawani me hi bhuka maar jayega..
Ab ye sunke mujhe kaki pe daya AA gayi..
M - bhaisab kaki kitne saalon see yaha sabzee bechne ati hai . Jabse main yaha ayie hun tab see Maine kaki see hi sabzeeyan kharidi hai. Aur inhone bohot imandari se itne saalon see mujhe tazi sabzeeyan de hai..Kyu na hum inki imandari ke khatir inke pote ko yaha sabzee bechne de.. waise bhi wo ek ladka hi hai.
Rakesh - thik hai.. main sab ladies ko emergency meeting ke liye bulata hun..
Aur phir sab aurtain meeting me ayie.. lekin sabne Mana kardiya.aur sab aurtain apne apne bungalow me bapis chali gayi ..
Rakesh - dekhiye kaki koi apke pote see sabzee nahi kharidna chahati.. toh apka pota kise Sabzeeyan bechenga..
Aur ab sab ke Mana kardene see aur bhaisab ke aisa kehne se kaki rone lagi.. Aur ab mujhe kaki pe daya Anne lagi.. aur Maine wo Kiya Jo mujhe nahi karna chaiye tha..
M - bhaisab main isse Sabzeeyan kharidungi.. tab toh ye yaha mujhe Sabzeeyan bechne AA sakta hai..
Rakesh - thik hai . Lekin bhabhi ji AP Sabzeeyan logi kab.. 7 baje see toh sab aurtain sabzee bechne ati hai. Toh AP kab isse Sabzeeyan kharidengi..
M - main subha 5 see 7 Tak usse Sabzeeyan le liya karungi.. waise bhi main jaidi uthke Pooja Jo karti hun.. Kyu kaki subha subha apka pota AA jayega na..
Humaira - ( kush hote hue..) ji Ji Malkin AA jayega..
Rakesh - aur shamko.. toh 7 baje Tak baki ladies ko sabzee bechne ka time hai .toh..
M - toh wo 7 ke baad AA jayega.. Kyu kaki .
Humaira - ha ha Malkin.. AP jab kahogi bas mere pote see Sabzeeyan kharidengi na.. mere liye yahi bohot hai..
Rakesh - thik hai .
Itna kehke bhaisab chale Gaye.. aur kaki bhi unke pote ko bulane colony ke gate ke Bahar nikal padi..
aur phir kuch 10 min. Baad kaki ek kala lekin damdar sharir wale ladke ke sath colony se andar ayie..usne SAR pe topi dal rakhi thi.. tab Maine pehli baar us ladke ki taraf dekha.. aur jab wo mere pass ake khada ho gaya tab Maine ushe acchi tarike se dekha .. aur yaha see uska kala chera saaf dikh Raha tha . Aur uske right ankh ke upar ek Masa tha..ab wo toh pehle see he badsurat tha.. lekin us Mase se uska chera aur badsurat ban gaya tha..
Humaira - Malkin ye hai Abdul Mera pota..
Abdul - ( hath jodte hue..) namaste memsab.. main Abdul..
Ab jaise hi usne mujhe memsab kaha toh mujhe hasi AA gayi.. kyuki sab mujhe madam bolte hai.. aur ye Jo Sabzeeyan aur doodh bechne ati hai wo mujhe Malkin bolti hai.. lekin memsab Maine pehli baar khudke liye suna toh Meri hasi nikal gayi..
Ab jaise hi usne muh khola toh uske muh me kuch laal SA tha .. aur wo ushe lagatar chaba Raha tha.. toh mujhe ye samajte der na lagi ke ye tobacco khata hai . Aur uske honth bhi bohot kale ho rahe the.. uska jism toh kala tha hi.. lekin uske honth aur bhi kale the.. iska Matlab wo smoking bhi karta hai.. aur jab Maine uske daant dekhe toh ekdum kale jaise brush hi nahi karta ho.. aur ab mujhe usse ghin ayie.. aur kuch ajib see badbu bhi toh ab main thodi piche hue..
M - hmm namaste.. Kal subha 5 baje see aa Jana.. kaki ishe sab samja Dena hamri colony ke niyam.. thik hai..
Humaira - thik hai Malkin..
Ab itna bolke humaira kaki Abdul ko leke colony se Bahar nikal gayi aur main apni car me bhaithke apne banglow ki taraf nikal padi...
So guy's this is the end of episode no 1..
Now time to introduce story's villain..
Abdul Khan..
Age - 18 saal..
Cock size - ( khada - 10" lamba 5" mota.)
( Bhaitha - 4" lamba 2" mota.)
Body well maintained thi.. aur Hatha Katha bhi tha.. sayad meat ki wajah se..
Baki toh AP pic me dekh hi sakte hai .