Ab vinay ke dimaag mein ek hi gaana chal raha hoga kiUPDATE 154 : SHADI KI DATE FIX
Sneha ki mami poonam bhi achhi nature ki thi. Unhone hamara bahut achha adar satkar kiya. Udhar doosre mama..vijay aur mami mini bhi maujood the. Jo ke shri ke mummy papa the. Un sab logon se ham aaj pehli baar mil rahe the.
Ab wahan par baatchit shuru ho chuki thi aur shadi jaisa mahaul ban gaya tha. Doctor vikram, rupesh aur sneha ke mummy papa ko ham sab pehle se jaante the isliye wahan par hame koi beganapan nahi lag raha tha. Mummy aur papa bhi khul kar baat kar rahe the.
Fir wahi badon waali baten shuru ho gayi. In sab badon ko zamane mein badlav waali baten karna bahut achha lagta hai. Sabse pehle sneha ke bade mama vijay bole.
Vijay…papa se…bhai sahib aajkal bachon ne hame ek duty se to farig kar diya hai.
Papa…wo kaun si bhai sahib?
Vijay…in logon ne apna jeevan saathi khud hi chunna shuru kar diya hai. Ham logon ko yahin tension rehti thi ke bachon ke liye jeevan saathi pata nahi kaisa nikle baad mein. Par ab bache khud hi pehle dekh parakh lete hain. Tabhi to khush rehte hain ab pehle ke banisbat.
Papa…yeh sahi kaha aapne bhai sahib. Ab ke zamane ke bache samajhdar hain. Wo apne mutabik jeevan saathi apne aap hi chun lete hain. Hame inki baat ka maan bhi rakhna chahiye kyunki zindagi to inhe hi nibhani padti hai. Aur haan aapki yeh baat bhi sahi hai ke ham logon ko ab dhundhne ki jarurat nahi rahi….aur hans dete hain. Unki baat par sab log hans dete hain.
Sneha ki mummy aur dono mamiyan kitchen mein lagi hui thi. Kitchen open thi aur sofe wahin pass hi pade the. To unki baten ladies ko bhi sun rahi thi. Apne pati vijay ki baat ke abhi ke bache shadi ke baad khush rehte hain mini mami ne sun li to wo thoda sofe ke najdik aake boli.
Mini…kya baat ji…pehle shadishuda log khush nahi rehte the kya…unhone kamar par hath rakh ke puchha? Mama ki to is baat par sitti pitti gum ho gayi par ham sabhi log muskura rahe the.
Vijay…arey nahi bhagwan, maine aisa kab kaha. Tum to mujhe hamesha khush rakhti ho…
Vijay mama ki is hadbadahat par sab log jordar dhang se hanse aur vijay mama khisiyakar rah gaye. Khud mini mami bhi hans rahi thi to unko hansta dekh ke vijay mama bhi hansne lage aur mahaul ekdam khushgavar ban gaya.
Itne mein sabke liye snacks serve hone lagi. Snacks mein, fried smiles, cheeze fingers aur palak ke kabab bade hi special dhang se banaye gaye the ke bande ka pet bhar jaye par man na bhare. Teen tarah ki chatniyan banayi gayi thi. Ek green, ek imli wali aur ek mix thi jisme banana bhi mix kiya hua tha.
Papa…mami ko dekhte hue bole…wah behan ji. Aisi snacks life mein kabhi nahi khayi. Aapne to bade bade cooks ko fail kar diya.
Maa…aankhen dikhate hue…achha to iska matlab maine kabhi aapko swad khana nahi khilaya.
Papa…bhagwan main khane ki nahi snacks ki baat kar raha hun. Papa ne safai dete hue kaha.
Maa…achha iska matlab mujhe snacks banana nahi aata. Sabhi log ab papa ki or dekh rahe the kyunki iske baad unke pass koi jawab nahi tha. Abki baar papa fans gaye the.
Papa…arey aisa kuchh nahi hai bhagwan. Tum sach mein sab kuchh badhiya banati ho. Even snacks bhi. Par yeh wali snacks kabhi bani nahi hain na apne ghar mein to. Wahi bol raha tha…ab papa mimiya rahe the aur ham sab maze le rahe the. Kyunki hame pata tha ke mummy bhi maze le rahi hai papa ke.
Maa…hanste hue…rehne dijiye. Mujhe pata hai ke aapko koi jawab nahi sujh raha. Main to mazak kar rahi thi aapke saath. Behan ji ne wakai bahut achhe banaye hain snacks. Aap kar sakte ho inki tarif.
Maa ki baat sunkar fir se hansi gunj gayi charon tarah aur papa bole.
Papa..bhagwan tumne to meri hawa hi nikal di thi. Papa ki is baat par sneha boli.
Sneha…wo darasal baat yeh hai papa mummy ne yeh sab isliye kiya ke vijay mama akele na reh jayen unko company mil jaye ke akele wo hi nahi darte apni wife se…uski is baat par ek baar fir thahake gunj uthe.
Sneha fir aage bolti hai…bas ab papa aur vikram mama reh gaye hain….
Sneha ke papa aur vikram dono ek saath…inko kuchh bhi kehne ki jarurat nahi hai. Ham log to waise hi darte hain inse…ek baar fir se sab log jordar dhang se hanse aur hanste hanste pet mein bal pad gaye sabke.
Bhala aisa hansi mazak wala mahaul ho aur koi pichhe reh jaye aur wo bhi meri chhutki aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Wo boli.
Vini…waise bhabhi aapne ek mard ka naam to liya hi nahi. Ab aane wale kuchh time mein bhaiya ka bhi number lagne wala hai.
Vikram mama…hanste hue…oh inko to ham bhul hi gaye. Fir sneha ki or dekhte hue bole..waise tumne aurton se wo wali training to le hi li hogi beta ke pati ko kaise kabu mein rakhte hain…
Sneha…bilkul mama ji. Majal hai jo yeh mere against chalne ki sochen bhi to…fir se sab log hansne lagte hain.
Main…nahi bhai main nahi soch sakta. Aur mujhe to abhi recently mumbai mein tajurba bhi ho chuka hai. Main baat ko bol to gaya par socha nahi ke iska natija kya niklega.
Vikram mama…tajurba…kaisa tajurba…???
Sneha…baat ko talte hue…arey mama ji. Wo yeh har jagah par apne paise ki dhauns jamane lag jaate the. Jaise doctor shinde ko paise dene hain. Medicine main leke aaunga. To inhe wo roop dikhana padta tha jo aurton wala hota hai…sneha ne hanste hue kaha to sab log hans pade par asal mein yeh baat sneha ne talte hue kahi. Wo yeh thodi bata sakti thi ke is sab ke beech mein koi incest waali bhi baat thi.
Isi tarah baat karte karte kab do ghante beet gaye pata hi nahi chala. Fir sab log khana khane baith gaye. Sabne ikathe hi baith kar khana khaya. Aisa nahi ke ghar mein naukar nahi the. Par khana mami hi banati thi.
Aaj unka saath mini mami ne diya tha. Saath mein sneha bhi lagi hui thi aur mummy ne bhi thoda to saath diya unka. Vini ko sabne aaram karne ko hi bola tha. Waise vini ko ek room de diya gaya tha. Jisme wo let ke aaram kar rahi thi.
Khane ke wakt bhi hansi thitholi chalti rahi. Har koi maze kar raha tha. Pata nahi kitni hi tarah ki sabjiyan bani hongi khane mein. Bahut tarah ki salad thi. Kitni hi tarah ka rayta. Roti bhi thi aur poori bhi. Roti missi bhi thi aur simple bhi. Khane mein itni variety thi ke puchho mat. Ek ek burki bhi khayi jaye to bande ka pet bhar jaye. Itni tarah ka khana bana tha.
Koi chalis minute mein sab log free ho gaye aur unhone sabko drawing room mein bitha diya kyunki ab shadi ki date ke baare mein baatchit honi thi. Ladies boli ke wo log apna kaam nipta ke thodi der mein ayengi. Tab tak aap log baatchit kar lijiye.
Kuchh der gents apni kaam kaaj se related, kabhi politics ki to kabhi mausam se related baten karte rahe. Jaise aksar badon ki baten hoti hain. Fir ek doosre ki family ke baare mein baatchit chal padi. Uske baad baatchit shuru hui ke shadi kahan ho. Hamare city mein ya fir sneha ke city mein.
Yeh city hamare nana ke city yani ke riya/sona ke city ke bilkul pass thi. Aur yeh hamari city aur sneha ki city ke bilkul mid mein thi. To sabne yeh socha ke shadi ke liye yeh city ya fir mere mama wali city sahi rahegi. Taki dono or ke logon ko jyada distance na pade.
Par fir un logon ne bola ke ladies ke aane par hi yeh sab baten tay karenge. Is baare mein unki bhi raye leni jauri hai. To yahi tay hua ke sab kuchh ladies ke aane par hi final hoga. Main to mook darshak bana sabki baten sun raha tha aur soch raha tha ke hamare bade kitni bariki se aur sabki convenience ke hisab se hi sab kuchh tay karte hain.
Ladies ab apna kaam khatam karke aa chuki thi. Un sab logon ne bhi apni apni jagah sambhal li baithne ke liye. Ab sabko intzar tha baatchit shuru hone ka. Poonam mami ne abki baar baatchit shuru ki.
Poonam mami… to fir kuchh tay kiya aap logon ne.
Vikram mama…nahi abhi tum logon ki wait kar rahe the. Haan baatchit hui thodi bahut par asal mein to tum ladies ne hi din tyohar dekhna hota hai. Tabhi to date final hogi na.
Poonam mami meri saas yani anamika (Sneha ki mom) ki or dekh ke bolti hain.
Poonam…to didi kaun si date di hai swami ji ne…
Anamika…unhone teen dates di hain…3rd 19th aur 30th november. Ab aap log dekhiye kaun si date thik rahegi.
Mini mami…5th tak to amit (mami ka chhota beta aur shri ka chhota bhai) ke exam hain abhi. Wo bhi chahega apni behan ki shadi attend karne.
Papa…tabhi to yahan ham log vichar karne ke liye ikathe hue hain behan ji. Jo date sabko suit karegi usi date ko shadi hogi. To fir 19 aur 30 november mein se kaun si tay ki jaye.
Maa…19 tak sona free hogi. Bata rahi thi ke uske bhi term exam chal rahe honge.
Vikram mama…to fir to le de kar 30th november hi bachti hai. Usi ko final kar den kya?
Maa…agar aap log kaho to main ek baar apne mayke phone karke dekh lun? Unko koi adchan na ho.
Anamika…arey jarur behan ji. Wo hi to main hain. Main to pehle hi soch rahi thi ke un logon ko bhi bula lena chahiye tha ray mashwara karne ko.
Maa…nahi us baat ki utni jarurat nahi hai. Main phone karke pata kar leti hun. Fir unhone meri mami ko phone lagaya.
Maa ne unse shadi ki teeno dates ke baare mein discuss kiya. Thodi der discussion ke baad mami ne bhi 30th november par hami bhar di. Maa ne sabse bola.
Maa…unhe bhi 30 november se koi problem nahi hai. Ab agar aap log thik samjho to yahi date fix kar deta hain.
Vikram mama…bilkul thik hai. Yahi date sabko suit karegi. Kyun jijaji. Unhone mere sasur yani sneha ke papa ki or dekhte hue kaha.
Sneha ke papa…jab sab log razi hain to bhala mujhe kya problem ho sakti hai. Thik hai fir 30th november final hui.
Uske baad sab log date tay hone ki khushi mein ek doosre ko badhai dene lage. Maa ne fir se mami ko phone karke final date yani 30th november batai to unhone bhi maa ko badhai di. To dosto is tarah 30th november ko meri shadi tay ho gayi.
Mini mami sabke liye mithai laayi sabka muh mitha karwane ke liye. Ab anamika ji yani meri sasu maa ne ek agrah kiya hamari family se.
Anamika…dekhiye halanki date fix ho gayi hai. Par abhi tak adhikarik taur par koi riti riwaj nahi hua hai. Mera man hai ke ham vinay ji ko tilak kar den.
Tilak se unka matlab kuchh shagun wagarah dekar apna banana tha. Sirf shagun hi nahi wo log aur bhi bahut kuchh dete saath mein. Jaisa hamare yahan riti riwaj hain. Unki baat sunkar mummy boli.
Maa…dekhiye behan ji aapki baat thik hai. Par shadi ki date tay karna to ek aam baat thi. Par agar koi riti riwaj hona hai to wo main apne bhabhiyon aur nandon ke bina kaise kar sakti hun. Mere to sabhi rishtedar naraz ho jayenge. Sab log hame apne bachon ke rishton mein aage rakhte hain. Ab main apne bete ka rishta karne ja rahi hun to sabko ignore nahi kar sakti na.
Anamika…haan yeh baat to aapki sahi hai. Apne apno ke bina kaise riti riwaz. Unhone maa ki baat maan to li thi. Par unka chehra utar gaya tha. Wo log shayad kuchh taiyari mein aaye the. Yeh baat papa ne notice kar li thi. Wo bole.
Papa… aisa karte hain na bhagwan ke tumhare bhaiyon ko to bula lete hain. Wo to 10 -15 minute ke raste par hain. Main apni behno ko mana lunga.
Maa…kya manaoge aap. Main hi apni nando ke bina nahi karungi koi shagun shastra. Mujhe kya jaghansai karwani hai ke khud ke bhai to bula liye par pati ki behno ko bhool gayi.
Papa…lao meri baat karao meri dono behno se. Main baat karke dekhta hun. Agar unhe 1% bhi aitraz hua to ham tumhare bhaiyon ko nahi bulayenge aur rishta baad mein karenge.
Maa…haan yeh thik rahega. Vinay milao to pehle apni badi bua ko phone.
Maine pehle badi bua fir chhoti bua se mummy papa ki baat karwai. Dono ne hi bol diya ke unhe bilkul bhi aitraz nahi hai. Balke wo to bahut khush lag rahi thi. Par unhone kaha ke shadi se pehle ek program to hona chahiye. Jiske liye papa ne haan kar di thi. Unki baton ko sunkar meri saas boli.
Anamika…main samajh gayi unki baat. Ham aisa karenge na. Ke shadi se pehle ham ring ceremony rakh lenge. Us par sabhi rishtedaron ko bula lenge. Abhi to meri nanden bhi aani baki hain. Hamne unhe bhi bola hai next program ke liye. Asal mein mera man hai kuchh shagun wagarah karne ka.
Sabko anamika ji ki baat achhi lagi. Fir maa ne mami ko fir se phone kiya aur unhe aane ke liye bola. Unko to sunna tha bas. Pahunch gaye ek ghante mein. Ek ghanta unhe isliye lag gaya kyunki wo log bahut si fruit ki tokariyan, mithai ke dibbe aur na jaane kitne hi gifts leke aaye the.
Ab to itna shor ho gaya tha ke jaise aaj hi shadi ho. Sab log bahut khush the. Ab vikram mama ne first floor par intzam kar diya tha. Wahan par kafi bada hall tha. Unhone turant kain phone karke bahut saare workers bula liye, jinme cook aur waiter ek do manage karne wale bhi bula liye.
Unhone fatafat menu bata kar samaan banwana shuru kar diya. Waise snacks unhone market se mangwa liye the. Kyunki ab sankhya kafi ho gayi thi. To utna sab ghar mein aur itni jaldi banna mumkin nahi tha. Cooks ko to khane banane ke liye bol diya gaya tha.
Ab shuru hui meri aur sneha ki shagun ki rasm. Mummy mamiyon ke saath market gayi. Sneha ke liye gold ka set lene ke liye. Aur bhi kafi haar singar ka saman unhone lana tha. Fir kuchh sari aur suit bhi layin wo market se.
Unko ek dedh ghanta lag gaya is sab mein. Wo mujhe saath mein lejane ki baat kar rahi thi par papa ne mana kar diya aur khud hi gaye unke saath. Unhe laga ke aaj ke din mujhe nahi jaana chahiye.
Sneha ke mummy papa pehle se taiyari mein aaye the. Wo log dedh ghante mein wapis aa gaye honge. Mere man mein abhi ajib sa kuchh chal raha tha. Abhi tak to meri life ekdam different thi. Main akela tha apni marji ka malik tha.
Kabhi bhi kahin chala jaata main. Par ab to sab kuchh sneha ke notice mein karke hi karna tha mujhe. Yeh jaruri bhi tha. Meri jeevan sangini jo banne ja rahi thi sneha. Par kuchh bhi tha. Uske saath apne aap ko jod ke main khush bahut tha aur saath hi saath lucky bhi maan raha tha ke ise meri life se koi problem nahi thi. Meri incest desires ko isne khushi khushi accept kar liya tha. Yeh ek ladki ke liye bahut badi baat thi.
Ham dono ko do chairs par bitha diya gaya tha. Pehle un chairs par ek chadar daal ke unko achhe se sajaya gaya. Jab tak ladies market gayi hui thi tab tak un logon ne us hall ko achhe se saja diya tha. Charon or gubbare aur gulab hi gulab lag chuke the.
Wo hall poori tarah se mehak raha tha. Sneha ke dono mama log iska poora intzaam dekh rahe the. Sach mein iske mama bahut achhe the. Dekho na kaise vini ka poora kharch iske vikram mama ne uthaya tha.
Mere to panv jaise jameen par nahi lag rahe the. Aisa hi kuchh haal sneha ka bhi tha. Aaj wo sharma rahi thi. Waise maine use is tarah kabhi sharmate hue nahi dekha tha. Khair yeh to ek normal si baat hai. Ek kudarti ehsaas hai yeh.
Sneha ko ek chunri odha di gayi thi red color ki. Fir ham dono ko tilak lagaya gaya. Sneha ke papa ne meri goad mein jo towel rakha tha us par kuchh paise rakhe. Maine gine to nahi the. Par haan wo bahut hi jyada the itna mujhe pata hai.
Uske saath hi unhone meri goad mein ek chhota sa box rakha. Mujhe pata hai ke wo gold chain thi. Vikram mama ne hanste hue apne jija se bola ke khol ke pehna do na jamai ko. Jamai shabd sunkar main sharma sa gaya.
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