UPDATE 163 : DOOSRA AUR ISSE BHI BADA TOOFAN
Main sochta sochta ghar pahuch gaya. Aaj main kafi udas sa lag raha tha. Pehle maa ne fir vini ne puchha ke kya ho gaya hai. Main bas itna hi bol paya…kuchh nahi thoda sar dard ho raha hai. Khana kha ke main apne room mein jakar let gaya.
Kuchh hi der mein sneha ki call aa gayi…video call.
Main na chahte hue bhi muskurane ki koshish kar raha tha. Aur main kuchh apni icha ke virudh karun aur sneha ko pata na chale aisa nahi ho sakta.
Sneha…kya baat hai. Aaj kuchh mood ukhda sa lag raha hai.
Main…nahi to aise hi sar mein dard hai thoda.
Sneha…sar mein dard hai ya fir challenge ki wajah se tension mein ho. Sneha ne muskurate hue kaha.
Main…mujhe bhala kyun tension hone lagi. Abhi to do mahine pade hain. Main karunga shart poori.
Sneha…hanste hue…mujhe to lag raha hai ke aap pehle se haar maane bathe ho.
Main…josh mein…aisa kabhi nahi hota..vinay kumar kabhi bhi kisi baat se haar nahi maanta.
Sneha…jaanti hun. Tabhi to aapse pyar karti hun.
Main…jabardasti muskurate hue…thanks…
Sneha…waise jahan tak main apne sajanva ko jaanti hun. Aapne project par kaam to shuru kar diya hoga…sneha ne shaitani hansi hanste hue kaha.
Main…kaun sa project aur kaun sa kaam…khul ke bolo na kya kehna chah rahi ho.
Sneha…wahi project. Mehak di ko chodne wala. Aur mujhe lagta hai aaj aap unse milkar aa rahe ho.
Main…lagta hai meri jasoosi karne lagi ho tum. Tumhe kaise pata ke main mehak di se mil kar aa raha hun.
Sneha…apne pati ko nahi janungi to aur kisko jaanugi bolo.
Main…haan milne gaya tha. Maine socha ke isse jhuth kyun bolna. Aur waise bhi to main sneha se kabhi jhuth nahi bolta tha.
Sneha…to kya mehak di ne mana kar diya chudai ke liye.
Main…maine baat hi nahi ki.
Sneha…kyun nahi ki aapne baat. Aap to unse bhi khule hue ho na.
Main…khula hua tha…par ab unhone us topic par baat karne se mana kar diya hai.
Sneha meri baat sun rahi thi aur is baat par man hi man bahut khush thi ke uska hone wala pati usse kabhi jhuth nahi bolta. Har baat sach batata hai usko.
Sneha…kyun kar diya mana unhone bhala.
Main…pata nahi. Shayad unhe ab lagne laga hai ke apne bhai se waisi baten ab nahi karni chahiye.
Sneha…to pehle kyun karti thi.
Main…arey ab yeh unki problem hai sneha. Isme main kya kar sakta hun.
Sneha…to isme khijhne waali kya baat hai. Unka gussa aap mujh par kyun nikal rahe ho.
Main…mujhe laga ke main sach mein usse khijh kar bola tha….sorry sneha. Par mujhe nahi pata ke unhone waisi baten band kyun kar di. Is baare mein main sneha se isliye jhuth bola kyunki main kisi ki personal baat kisi aur ko nahi batana chahta tha. Yeh to cheating hoti na. Mehak di mujh par vishvas karke apni har personal baat mujhe batati hain. Main unki baton ko apni hone wali wife ke aage bhi disclose nahi kar sakta.
Sneha…koi baat nahi. Par yaar agar wo baat tak nahi kar rahi hain to fir wo sab karengi kaise aapke saath.
Main…wahi to..please wo baali baat wapis le lo na. Uska kya fayda hai bhala.
Sneha…fayda nuksan mujhe nahi pata Mr. Vinay Pathak…maine challenge de diya to de diya. Ab yeh kaam aapko karna hi hoga. Aur abhi thodi der pehle hi to aapne kaha hai ke. Vinay ne jo baat thaan li to thaan li.
Main…wo to sahi hai. Par isse tumhe fayda kya hoga.
Sneha…fayda kya hona hai. Maine bola tha na ke aapko apni behno ki chudai ke liye aapki wife ki or se koi saza to milni chahiye na. To ise aap meri taraf se saza ke roop mein lo…sneha ne shaitani hansi hanste hue kaha.
Main…koi aur saza de do na jaan. Yeh nahi. Wo ab baat tak nahi karne waali. Chudai to bahut door ki baat hai.
Sneha…to fir main apne brilliant husband ko koi normal task thode dene wali thi. Is baare mein ham koi baat nahi karenge. Yeh to aapko karna hi hoga.
Main…thik hai fir. Agar tumne maanna hi nahi hai to fir thik hai. Main karunga yeh kaa, maine bole to diya par mera chehra bujh gaya tha. Kyunki mujhe pata tha ke yeh ek asambhav sa dikhne wala kaam hai.
Sneha… to fir aise latke hue muh se kyun bol rahe ho aap. Khile chehre se bolo na yahi baat to maza aa jaye.
Maine muskurate hue fir se wahi dohraya to sneha boli…yeh hui na baat. Fir boli achha raat kafi ho gayi hai. Main rakhti hun abhi.
Uske phone rakhne ke turant baad vini ekdam se mere kamre mein aa gayi aur mere paas baithte hue boli.
Vini…kya baat hai bhai…aaj aap kuchh preshan nazar aa rahe ho.
Main…kuchh nahi vini bola na ke mera sar dukh raha hai.
Vini… nahi kuchh to hai bhai…bhabhi ke saath bhi aap challenge ki baat kar rahe the. Kaisa challenge diya hai bhabhi ne aapko.
Main…vini tu kyun tension le rahi hai. Main sambhal lunga na.
Vini…wo to mujhe pata hai ke mera bhai dunia ka har kaam kar sakta hai. Par mujhe pata hai ke jarur koi tedha kaam bola hai bhabhi ne aapko karne ko tabhi aap preshan ho. Unhe bhi pata hai ke normal kaam to aap chutkiyon mein kar doge. Isliye unhone koi aisa kaam karne ko bola hoga jo aam insaan na kar sakte.
Main…aisa kuchh nahi hai vini. Maine bola na tu tension mat le.
Vini…bhai aapko meri kasam. Batao na kya baat hai.
Main…pagal tu mujhe kasam kyun de deti hai. Achha sun. sneha ne mujhe challenge diya hai ke agar main suhagraat se pehle agar main mehak di ko chod paya tabhi unki chut mujhe suhagraat ko milegi.
Vini…bhala yeh bhi koi baat hui. Bhabhi ne aisa challenge kyun diya aapko. Main karun bhabhi se baat is baare mein.
Main…nahi vini tu is baare mein sneha se koi baat nahi karegi. Warna wo sochegi ke main dar gaya hun aur maine hi tumhe is baare mein bola hoga.
Vini…to fir batao na main aapke liye kya karun is baare mein.
Main…maine bola na vini ke main khud kar lunga yeh kaam tumhe apne bhai par bharosa nahi hai kya?
Vini…muskurate hue…bharosa to bahut hai bhai. Par kya mehak di manegi. Waise baat to wo kar leti hain is baare mein pata nahi karengi ke nahi.
Main….ab baat karna bhi bhool jao. Unhone is baare mein baat karna bhi chhod diya hai…maine vini ko rishte wale din wali baat aur aaj ke milne ke baare mein bata diya. Par ise bhi uske papa ke saath uske relation ke baare mein nahi bataya.
Vini…oh fir to yeh bahut bada challenge ban gaya hai. Kyunki jab unko is baare mein baat karna hi pasand nahi hai. Usko wo karne ke baare mein sapne mein bhi nahi soch sakti.
Main…haan wahi to.
Vini…tabhi aap itne tension mein ho aaj.
Main…haan keh sakte hain..
Vini…main karti hun mehak di ke saath baat. Agar unhe pata chalega na ke unke saath karne se aapki shadi bach sakti hai to shayad wo maan jaayen.
Main…bilkul bhi nahi vini. Isliye to tumhe main bata nahi raha tha. Mujhe apni problem se khud hi nipatne do na. Aur yeh itna asaan nahi hai ke baat karne se wo maan jayen. Tum chinta na karo gudia main koshish karunga ke unhe mana lun…maine pyar se vini ki gaal par hath ferte hue kaha.
Fir use halki si kiss ki aur good night bol di use. Wo apne room mein chali gayi main bhi so gaya.
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Agle din main routine mein kaam par gaya. Aaj mera tour neeru didi wali side tha. Maine socha ke sham ko ek baar bua se bhi mil lunga. Kafi time ho gaya tha unse mile hue. Yeh soch ke maine jaldi se kaam niptaya aur bua ke yahan chala gaya.
Bell maari to fufaji ne darwaja khola. Mujhe dekh ke wo ekdam se khush ho gaye.
Fufaji…arey wah vinay. Aaj kaise rasta bhul gaye.
Main…rasta nahi bhula hun fufaji. Main to aata hi rehta hun. Maine unke panv chhute hue bola.
Doosri or de bua ki awaz sunai di…wo boli…jhuth bol raha hai. Jab tak iski behan thi to aa jaata tha. Ab to kitna time ho gaya aaye hue ise.
Main…aaya to tha bua. Kyun jhuth bol rahe ho aap.
Bua…haan ek baar aya tha. Achha chhod is baat ko aur bata sab thik hain na ghar par.
Main…haan bua. Aap sunao aap dono thik ho na. Aur neeru di, canada mein thik hai?
Bua…ham dono bhi thik hain. Aur neeru bhi wahan par thik hai.
Main…fufaji se…fufaji ek request hai aapse. Ab yaa to aap america na hi jayen ya fir bua ko saath lekar jayen. Bua bechari akeli kya karegi yahan.
Fufaji…bahut samajhdar hai hamara beta. Haan beta maine bhi yahi socha hai. Iska viza bhi apply kar rakha hai. Aur fir america mein jis city mein main rehta hun. Wahan se neeru ke city ke liye bas 6-7 ghante lagte hain. Isliye paas paas ho jayenge.
Main…aap dono chale jaana par ek shart hai.
Fufaji…kaisi shart beta…fufuaji ne hairan hote hue puchha.
Main…aap dono meri shadi attend karke hi jaoge. Maine muskurate hue kaha.
Bua…ek hi to bhatija hai mera. Aur wo bhi bete jaisa. Agar uski shadi na dekhi to mera to jeevan hi barbad hai. Chahe mujhe hamesha ke liye yahan rukna pade beta par tumhari shadi mein to mujhe jarur rehna hai.
Fufaji…to main kaun sa jaane wala hun iski shadi dekhe bina.
Main…main jaane bhi nahi dunga aap dono…fir aise hi ham log baten karte rahe. Bua ne mere liye garma garm pakode banaye. Unse milkar main bahut khush ho gaya tha. Fir maine unse vida mangi to unhone mujhe rukne ke liye bola. Par maine unhe kaha ke main ghar par bol ke nahi aya aur fir mera man ho raha tha wapis hone ko to main wapis ho liya.
Raste mein mere phone ki ghanti baji. Thoda traffic tha to maine socha ke ghar jake dekh lunga kiska phone hai. Ghar par hi kar lunga call back. Par fir se doosri baar ghanti baji to maine socha ke kaun besabra hai jisse thoda bhi sabr nahi ho raha. Khair maine socha ke traffic mein rukne ka koi matlab nahi banta. Main baad mein hi kar lunga.
Par had to tab ho gayi jab teesri baar phone ki ghanti baji. Mujhe laga ke koi emergency call hai. Isliye maine ek safe jagah dekh ke bike side mein laga li aur phone nikal ke check karne laga ke kiski call hai. Maine dekha ke 3 missed calls thi.
Main jaise hi check karne laga, itne mein ek aur call aa gayi. Yeh call sweety ki thi. Shikha (sorry dosto mein shikha ko beech mein shailja likh gaya tha) di ke mama ki beti jise main pehle shadi mein mila tha aur fir mumbai mein. Mumbai mein to maine use choda bhi tha. Main hairan tha ke use kya itni emergency ho gayi ke wo mujhe phone par phone kiye ja rahi hai. Khair maine uska phone uthaya aur bola.
Main…hi sweety…kya baat hai yaar. Main traffic mein tha aur tum phone par phone kiye ja rahi thi.
Sweety…mujhe kya pata ke tum traffic mein ho. Jab yahan the to kuchh aur the aur ab wahan pahunche ne ke baad kitna rude ho gaye ho. Sweety ne bade hi rukhe se andaaz mein bola.
Main…thoda narm padte hue..arey nahi yaar main rude nahi hun. Darasal traffic ki wajah se thoda preshan ho gaya. Aur main to aise hi bol raha tha ke tum usually phone nahi karti ho na aur aaj ekdam se 3-4 phone khairyat to hai na.
Sweety…bina meri baat ka jawab diye mujhse sawal karti hai…suna hai tumhari shadi ho rahi hai?
Main…haan ho rahi hai. Uske puchhne ka andaaz mujhe jara bhi achha nahi laga.
Sweety…to use rok do…sweety ne bade hi adhikar bhare lehje mein kaha.
Main…uski baat sunkar main hairan reh gaya aur ek baar to mujhe bahut gussa aaya. Par fir bhi sambhalte hue bola….kyun rok dun main shadi. Tumhe to pata hai main sneha se kitna pyar karta hun yaar. Par tum aisa kyun bol rahi ho.
Sweety…tum usse pyar karte ho par abhi kuchh kiya nahi hai na uske saath. Par mujhe to tum pregnant kar gaye ho. Kehte hue sweety subakne lagti hai.
Uski baat sunkar to jaise mere hosh hi ud gaye. Mujhe hosh hi na raha. Jaise koi door se mujhe bol raha ho aisa mehsus ho raha tha. Mere pairon tale se jameen hi nikal gayi thi. Abhi jis din main riya aur sona ke saath tha usi din to main soch ke hata hun ke main itni ladkiyon ke saath karke hata hun. Kahin koi pregnant na ho jaye. Oh akhir wahi hua. Main to apni kisi behan ke baare mein soch raha tha. Par yahan to koi aur hi pregnant ho gayi.
Hey bhagwan. Kash yeh jhuth ho. Kash main sapna dekh raha hun. Main yahi soche ja raha tha aur udhar se sweety hello hello kiye ja rahi thi. Mujhe to ab uski awaz hi sunai deni band ho gayi thi. Oh koi mujhse keh de ke yeh jhuth hai. Sweety mere saath mazak kar rahi hai. Jab maine uski normal hello hello nahi suni to usne jor se hello bola tab jakar mujhe sunai diya aur main hello bola.
Sweety…tum meri baat ka jawab kyun nahi de rahe ho vinay.
Main…sweety yeh kya mazak kar rahi ho tum mere saath?
Sweety…vinay yeh koi mazak nahi hai. Ek baar jab mujhe periods nahi aaye to maine socha ke aise hi skip ho gaye honge. Par is baar fir se jab periods nahi aaye to maine self test kit se test kiya to uska result positive aaya.
Main…pagal ho gaya tha…fir bhi sambhalte hue bola…us kit ka result kayi baar galat bhi aa jaata hai. Tu achhe se test karwao sweety. Periods skip karne ki wajah kuchh aur bhi ho sakti hai.
Sweety..janab main laboratory mein bhi test karwa chuki hun. Urine ke saath. Wahan bhi positive hi aaya hai.
Uski yeh baat sunkar laga ke meri zindagi ab khatm hai. Ab wo nahi hoga jo maine socha tha. Ab wo hoga jo sweety chahegi. Kya mujhe isse shadi karni padegi? Bilkul bhi nahi? Main sneha ko dilo jaan se chahta hun. Uske bina kaise reh paunga main.
Doosri baat meri life mein yeh kya ho raha hai. Pehle sneha ne wo ajibogarib shart rakh di aur ab yeh sweety ne to mujhe aisi khabr suna di jo meri zindagi hi barbad kar ke rakh degi.
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