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Samay beetta gaya….din…se mahine…. Mahino se saal…….. jaanch chalti rahi. Jaanch me saamne aaya ki uss blast me desh ek bahut bade business tycoon B M Singh ke bête ka bhi hath tha. jiska naam tha “sujoy singh”. Uske khilaf Court me case shuru ho gaya tha.
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2 saal baad….
ek aalishan office me ek mahila aur ek aadmi aamne saamne kursi par baithe ek dusre se baate kar rahe the. Aadmi ke hath me akhbaar tha. usne akhbaar khola aur mahila ke samne rakh diya. Aur ek khabar par ungli rakh kar bola “ye padiye madam aapke liye ek kaam ki cheej laya hun”. Mahila ne akhbaar par najar daali. Ek chhote se colum me khabar chhapi thi. “yuvak ko kuchla”.
Mahila –“ ye kya bakwas hai?”
Aadmi – “are mithila ji …aap poori baat sunengi na to mujhe thank you kehti nahi thakengi”
Mithila- “ye to aapke sapne me hi possible hai ramesh ji”
Ramesh battisi niporta hua bola – “ are madam aaj to aisi khabar laaya hun….ek baar suniye to sahi aap”
Mithila- “to boliye na jaldi se”
Ramesh – “madam wo ek cup chai mil jati to dimag thoda taro taja ho jata…kya hai na baat hi aisi hai ki main kuchh bhul gaya to gadbad ho jayegi”
Mithila ke chehre par jhunjhalat ke bhav the…… usne apne bagal ki desk par rakhe apne purse ko uthaya aur usme se paise 500 ke 2 note nikale aur ramesh ki taraf badha diye. Ramesh ne paiso ki taraf dekha aur beedi pee pee kar peele hue daant phir se mithila ko dikhate aur bola “madam aapko andaja bhi nahi mai aaj kya khabar lekar aaya hun aapke liye”. Mithila ne phir se purse me hath dala aur 2 aur note nikal karkar ramesh ki taraf badha diye.
Ramesh – “chhodo madam mudde par aata hun…. 40%”
Mithila ko ramesh se iss jawab ki ummid katayi bhi nahi thi. aaj tak usne adhiktam commission sirf 2000 ya 3000 se jyada nahi manga tha. wo chonki aur buri tarah se jhunjhla gayi…..
Mithila- “murga kaun hai?”
Ramesh- “B M Singh”
Mithila – “whaaaaatttttt” mithila ki aascharya se chaudi ho gayi thi. “pagal ho gaye ho kya? Aaj subah subah laga li kya? Kuchh bhi”
Ramesh – “chasmdeed gawah hai mere pass vo bhi 2”
Mithila- “to tum keh rahe ho ki ye accident BM Singh ki gaadi se hua hai”
Ramesh – “na”
Mithila – “to?”
Ramesh – “sujaoy singh ki gaadi se…… aur please ye mat puchhiyega ki gaadi kaun chala raha tha”
Mithila ka dimaag iss samay tigdam baithane me lag gaya tha. kyonki usko ye baat ache se pata thi ki ramesh ne pichhle 8 saalo me usko koi bhi jhooti khabar nahi batayi thi. uske dimag me bas ab ye chal raha tha ki kya singh se dushmani mol lena theek rahega. Shayad ye baat ramesh bhi bhaanp gaya tha.
Ramesh - jyada mat sochiye madam……. Jyada sochne walo ke iraade aksar kamjoor pad jate hai”
Mithila – “pata hai na singh koi aisa aadmi nahi hai jise badnaam ka dar dikhakar paise ainthe ja sake”
Ramesh- “ye bhi to sochiye ki agar wo kaboo me aa gaya to kitna paisa dekar jayega”
Mithila – “itna aasan bhi nahi hoga”
Ramesh- “theek hai madam aap ko nahi karna hai to….bahut hai aapki vakeel biradri ke log… mai to kisi aur ke paas chala jaunga…”
Mithila- “tuhme ache se pata hai mai darti nahi hun”
Ramesh – “to boliye kya karna hai”
Mithila – “sochne do…..”
1 din baad court me sujoy singh ke khilaaf ek PIL daakhil hui. Pure desh me afra tafri mach gayi. Ek baar phir se media me debate shuru ho gayi thi aur uska Kendra bindu sujoy singh tha. B M singh ne mithila ko khojna shuru kiya. mithila ke office me aag laga di gayi. Aur uske ghar me tod phod ki gayi. Par shayad usko iss baat ka andaja pehle se tha, to wo gayab ho chuki thi. singh ke aadmi mithila ko kayi dino tak dhundh dhundh kar pareshan ho gaye the. 1 din baad sujoy singh ko court me pesh hona tha. B M singh khana khanq ke liye baitha hi tha ki phone ki ghanti baji usne phone receive kiya . udhar se ek janana awaj aayi
“kaise hain singh sahib”
Singh – “kaun?”
“mithila’
Singh – “hmmm”
Mithila – “parso case ki sunvayi hai pata hai na aapko…..aap to busy aadmi hai socha yaad dila dun”
Singh- “kitna paisa chahiye tumko”
Mithila- “ameer aadmi pase se sab kuch kharid lena chahta hai”
Singh- “middle class wale bhi to paise batorne ki soch se aage kaha badh pate hai”
Mithila – “5 crore”
Singh hansa aur phir jor se hansa – “lagta hai aukat bhul gayi ho apni”
Mithila –“ mere paas 2 chasmdeed gawah hai singh sahab”
Singh phir se hansa- “ jab waqt kharab ho na to oont pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutiya kaat leti hai”
Mithila – “kutiya ke katne se rabies bhi ho jata hai singh sahab …….samajhdaari ishi me hai ki samay se injection lagwa liya jaye nahi to khatarnaak sthiti ho sakti hai”
Singh- “kya tum mujhe blackmail karne ki koshish kar rahi ho”
Mithila – “nahi singh sahab mai ek dael pakki karne ki koshi kar rahi hoon …dekhiye ham dono ke ladne se na to aapko koi labh hai aur na mujhe to behtar yahi rahega ki aap meri baat maan le aur ye mat bhooliyega ki bombing wala case abhi bhi chal raha hai.iss samay agar kuchh bhi sujoy ke khilaf court ko kuchh bhi mila to wo aag me ghee ka kaam karega”
Singh- “ 5 crore ek badi rakam hoti hai”
Mithila- “are singh sahab jiske liye kama rahe hai uske liye thode bahut kharch kar bhi diye to kya….. aur waise bhi samadar me se ek lauta paani nikalne se kaun sa usme paani kam ho jata hai?”
Singh kuchh der chup raha.
Mithila – “sochna chhodiye singh sahab aur action lijiye”
Singh – “mai kaise yakeen kar lun tum par”
Mithila – “ aapke pass aur koi chara nahi hai singh sahab”
Phir kuchh der dono aur se chuppi chhayi rahi.
Kuchh der baad……..
Ramesh – “kya hua?”
Mithila – “kat gaya bakra”
Court me dono gawaho ne sujoy singh ko pehchanne se inkaar kar diya tha. sujoy singh ko iss mamle me clean chit de di gayi. Mithila ek auto me baithkar airport ki aur badh rahi thi. wo shahar chhodkar bhag rahi thi. usko pata tha aaj nahi to kal singh usko pareshan jaroor karega. Taxi ek signal par ruki to ek budhi aurat taxi ke bagal me aakar khadi ho gayi, wo bheek maang rahi thi. mithila ne sheesha upar chadha liya. Driver ne 5 rupaye uss aurat ko de diye. Aur usse kuchh puchhne laga. Mithila me driver se puchha “tum jante jho kya isko”……..
” haan madam…….. kuchh time pehle iss bechari ka beta accident me mara gaya….. shayad aap jante ho jisko marne ka aarop sujoy singh ke upar laga tha” mithila ne mudkar pichhe dekhna chaha par wo aurat aankho se ojhal ho chuki thi. taxi ne apni raftaar pakad li. Shahar pichhe choot raha tha. waqt aage badh raha tha.
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Kucch saalo baad…………………….. ek party me B M singh kuchh aadmiyo se baat kar raha tha.
Singh – “yaar swaroop pichhle kuchh saalo me sujoy ki wajah se hamare brand ko ek jhatka laga hai.”
Swaroop- “are singh sahab humare hote hue aapko chinta karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Bas sujoy se kahiye kuchh din shant rahe….. apke brand aur sujoy ki image ko clear karna hamari jimmedaari, waise bhi lhamare desh ker log kisi bhi ghatna ko kuchh hi di yaad rakh paate hai.”
Singh- “Mehta ji aapko bhi kuchh karna hoga”
Mehta – “mai kya kar sakta hun singh sahab?”
Singh- “bhai aaj kal ki generation news wegeraih kahan dekhti hai…….. aaj kal ke bachhe to filme dekhte hai na ….. to banao biopic sujoy ki”
Mehta – “par sir….. ..”
Singh- “Mehta ji….. aapko shayad yaad nahi ki mujhe na sunna achha nahi lagta …..”
Mehta – “theek hai sir”
Singh – “are tiwari ji party me baat hui kya iss baar sujoy ka ticket ho jayega na”
Tiwari- “are singh sahab swaroop ji aur mehta ji ne apna kaam ache se kiya to bas samajh lijiye ki sujoy sir ko iss baar vidhayak banne se koi nahi rok sakta”
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Election ki rally me naare lag rahe the “hamara neta kaisa ho”…..”sujoy bhaiya jaisa ho”. 4-5 jawan ladke ladkiya aapas me baate kar rahe the
Ek ladka -“are yar sujoy singh achha aadmi hai……. Wo apni income ka 40% donate kar deta hai…. Yehi jitna chahiye………”
Dusra ladka – “tujhe kaha se pata chala ye”
Pehla ladka – “are news nahi dekhta kya tu?”
Ek baar phir se naare ki awaj aayi “are jab tak sooraj chand rahega” …..”sujoy tera naam rahega”
THE END
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2 saal baad….
ek aalishan office me ek mahila aur ek aadmi aamne saamne kursi par baithe ek dusre se baate kar rahe the. Aadmi ke hath me akhbaar tha. usne akhbaar khola aur mahila ke samne rakh diya. Aur ek khabar par ungli rakh kar bola “ye padiye madam aapke liye ek kaam ki cheej laya hun”. Mahila ne akhbaar par najar daali. Ek chhote se colum me khabar chhapi thi. “yuvak ko kuchla”.
Mahila –“ ye kya bakwas hai?”
Aadmi – “are mithila ji …aap poori baat sunengi na to mujhe thank you kehti nahi thakengi”
Mithila- “ye to aapke sapne me hi possible hai ramesh ji”
Ramesh battisi niporta hua bola – “ are madam aaj to aisi khabar laaya hun….ek baar suniye to sahi aap”
Mithila- “to boliye na jaldi se”
Ramesh – “madam wo ek cup chai mil jati to dimag thoda taro taja ho jata…kya hai na baat hi aisi hai ki main kuchh bhul gaya to gadbad ho jayegi”
Mithila ke chehre par jhunjhalat ke bhav the…… usne apne bagal ki desk par rakhe apne purse ko uthaya aur usme se paise 500 ke 2 note nikale aur ramesh ki taraf badha diye. Ramesh ne paiso ki taraf dekha aur beedi pee pee kar peele hue daant phir se mithila ko dikhate aur bola “madam aapko andaja bhi nahi mai aaj kya khabar lekar aaya hun aapke liye”. Mithila ne phir se purse me hath dala aur 2 aur note nikal karkar ramesh ki taraf badha diye.
Ramesh – “chhodo madam mudde par aata hun…. 40%”
Mithila ko ramesh se iss jawab ki ummid katayi bhi nahi thi. aaj tak usne adhiktam commission sirf 2000 ya 3000 se jyada nahi manga tha. wo chonki aur buri tarah se jhunjhla gayi…..
Mithila- “murga kaun hai?”
Ramesh- “B M Singh”
Mithila – “whaaaaatttttt” mithila ki aascharya se chaudi ho gayi thi. “pagal ho gaye ho kya? Aaj subah subah laga li kya? Kuchh bhi”
Ramesh – “chasmdeed gawah hai mere pass vo bhi 2”
Mithila- “to tum keh rahe ho ki ye accident BM Singh ki gaadi se hua hai”
Ramesh – “na”
Mithila – “to?”
Ramesh – “sujaoy singh ki gaadi se…… aur please ye mat puchhiyega ki gaadi kaun chala raha tha”
Mithila ka dimaag iss samay tigdam baithane me lag gaya tha. kyonki usko ye baat ache se pata thi ki ramesh ne pichhle 8 saalo me usko koi bhi jhooti khabar nahi batayi thi. uske dimag me bas ab ye chal raha tha ki kya singh se dushmani mol lena theek rahega. Shayad ye baat ramesh bhi bhaanp gaya tha.
Ramesh - jyada mat sochiye madam……. Jyada sochne walo ke iraade aksar kamjoor pad jate hai”
Mithila – “pata hai na singh koi aisa aadmi nahi hai jise badnaam ka dar dikhakar paise ainthe ja sake”
Ramesh- “ye bhi to sochiye ki agar wo kaboo me aa gaya to kitna paisa dekar jayega”
Mithila – “itna aasan bhi nahi hoga”
Ramesh- “theek hai madam aap ko nahi karna hai to….bahut hai aapki vakeel biradri ke log… mai to kisi aur ke paas chala jaunga…”
Mithila- “tuhme ache se pata hai mai darti nahi hun”
Ramesh – “to boliye kya karna hai”
Mithila – “sochne do…..”
1 din baad court me sujoy singh ke khilaaf ek PIL daakhil hui. Pure desh me afra tafri mach gayi. Ek baar phir se media me debate shuru ho gayi thi aur uska Kendra bindu sujoy singh tha. B M singh ne mithila ko khojna shuru kiya. mithila ke office me aag laga di gayi. Aur uske ghar me tod phod ki gayi. Par shayad usko iss baat ka andaja pehle se tha, to wo gayab ho chuki thi. singh ke aadmi mithila ko kayi dino tak dhundh dhundh kar pareshan ho gaye the. 1 din baad sujoy singh ko court me pesh hona tha. B M singh khana khanq ke liye baitha hi tha ki phone ki ghanti baji usne phone receive kiya . udhar se ek janana awaj aayi
“kaise hain singh sahib”
Singh – “kaun?”
“mithila’
Singh – “hmmm”
Mithila – “parso case ki sunvayi hai pata hai na aapko…..aap to busy aadmi hai socha yaad dila dun”
Singh- “kitna paisa chahiye tumko”
Mithila- “ameer aadmi pase se sab kuch kharid lena chahta hai”
Singh- “middle class wale bhi to paise batorne ki soch se aage kaha badh pate hai”
Mithila – “5 crore”
Singh hansa aur phir jor se hansa – “lagta hai aukat bhul gayi ho apni”
Mithila –“ mere paas 2 chasmdeed gawah hai singh sahab”
Singh phir se hansa- “ jab waqt kharab ho na to oont pe baithe aadmi ko bhi kutiya kaat leti hai”
Mithila – “kutiya ke katne se rabies bhi ho jata hai singh sahab …….samajhdaari ishi me hai ki samay se injection lagwa liya jaye nahi to khatarnaak sthiti ho sakti hai”
Singh- “kya tum mujhe blackmail karne ki koshish kar rahi ho”
Mithila – “nahi singh sahab mai ek dael pakki karne ki koshi kar rahi hoon …dekhiye ham dono ke ladne se na to aapko koi labh hai aur na mujhe to behtar yahi rahega ki aap meri baat maan le aur ye mat bhooliyega ki bombing wala case abhi bhi chal raha hai.iss samay agar kuchh bhi sujoy ke khilaf court ko kuchh bhi mila to wo aag me ghee ka kaam karega”
Singh- “ 5 crore ek badi rakam hoti hai”
Mithila- “are singh sahab jiske liye kama rahe hai uske liye thode bahut kharch kar bhi diye to kya….. aur waise bhi samadar me se ek lauta paani nikalne se kaun sa usme paani kam ho jata hai?”
Singh kuchh der chup raha.
Mithila – “sochna chhodiye singh sahab aur action lijiye”
Singh – “mai kaise yakeen kar lun tum par”
Mithila – “ aapke pass aur koi chara nahi hai singh sahab”
Phir kuchh der dono aur se chuppi chhayi rahi.
Kuchh der baad……..
Ramesh – “kya hua?”
Mithila – “kat gaya bakra”
Court me dono gawaho ne sujoy singh ko pehchanne se inkaar kar diya tha. sujoy singh ko iss mamle me clean chit de di gayi. Mithila ek auto me baithkar airport ki aur badh rahi thi. wo shahar chhodkar bhag rahi thi. usko pata tha aaj nahi to kal singh usko pareshan jaroor karega. Taxi ek signal par ruki to ek budhi aurat taxi ke bagal me aakar khadi ho gayi, wo bheek maang rahi thi. mithila ne sheesha upar chadha liya. Driver ne 5 rupaye uss aurat ko de diye. Aur usse kuchh puchhne laga. Mithila me driver se puchha “tum jante jho kya isko”……..
” haan madam…….. kuchh time pehle iss bechari ka beta accident me mara gaya….. shayad aap jante ho jisko marne ka aarop sujoy singh ke upar laga tha” mithila ne mudkar pichhe dekhna chaha par wo aurat aankho se ojhal ho chuki thi. taxi ne apni raftaar pakad li. Shahar pichhe choot raha tha. waqt aage badh raha tha.
……………………………………………………..
Kucch saalo baad…………………….. ek party me B M singh kuchh aadmiyo se baat kar raha tha.
Singh – “yaar swaroop pichhle kuchh saalo me sujoy ki wajah se hamare brand ko ek jhatka laga hai.”
Swaroop- “are singh sahab humare hote hue aapko chinta karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Bas sujoy se kahiye kuchh din shant rahe….. apke brand aur sujoy ki image ko clear karna hamari jimmedaari, waise bhi lhamare desh ker log kisi bhi ghatna ko kuchh hi di yaad rakh paate hai.”
Singh- “Mehta ji aapko bhi kuchh karna hoga”
Mehta – “mai kya kar sakta hun singh sahab?”
Singh- “bhai aaj kal ki generation news wegeraih kahan dekhti hai…….. aaj kal ke bachhe to filme dekhte hai na ….. to banao biopic sujoy ki”
Mehta – “par sir….. ..”
Singh- “Mehta ji….. aapko shayad yaad nahi ki mujhe na sunna achha nahi lagta …..”
Mehta – “theek hai sir”
Singh – “are tiwari ji party me baat hui kya iss baar sujoy ka ticket ho jayega na”
Tiwari- “are singh sahab swaroop ji aur mehta ji ne apna kaam ache se kiya to bas samajh lijiye ki sujoy sir ko iss baar vidhayak banne se koi nahi rok sakta”
……………………………….
Election ki rally me naare lag rahe the “hamara neta kaisa ho”…..”sujoy bhaiya jaisa ho”. 4-5 jawan ladke ladkiya aapas me baate kar rahe the
Ek ladka -“are yar sujoy singh achha aadmi hai……. Wo apni income ka 40% donate kar deta hai…. Yehi jitna chahiye………”
Dusra ladka – “tujhe kaha se pata chala ye”
Pehla ladka – “are news nahi dekhta kya tu?”
Ek baar phir se naare ki awaj aayi “are jab tak sooraj chand rahega” …..”sujoy tera naam rahega”
THE END