#7 The Curshed~ Shaapit
Ron ne us angrejan ke nitambo par thapki dekar use vahaan se jaane ke liye kaha aur jab vo bistar par khade hokar kapde pahanane lagi to baahar apne chhaatiyon aur yoni ko kapde ke baahar se hee masal rahi Rubi ko jaise hosh aaya aur vo turant khadi hokar vahaan se apne room ke liye chal dee.... par vo apne room tak nahin gayi balki vahaan se sirf thodi door tak aayi thee, usne thodee der pahale jo dekha tha... uski vajah se uski aankhon se ab neend gaayab thi. isi beech Ron ke kamre ka darvaaja khula aur vo angrejan baahar nikali... Rubi ne peechhe palatkar usko langada -langada kar jaate huye dekha. ab kyonki Rubi kee aankhon se neend koso door thi aur uske man me kuchh savaal bhi the... isliye usne apne room jaane ka vichaar tyaaga aur vaapas Ron ke room ki tara f chal dee ... is baar Ron ke room ka daravaaja aadha khula hua tha. Rubi ne aadhe khule huye darvaaje par haath rakhkar andar jhaanka to Ron bistar par apne donon pair jhulaaye , apna sir upar kiye, ungaliyon se upar kuchh ishaara karte huye badbada raha tha...
"vo kya hai, us Ilaind ke beecho -beech ek tahkhaana hai... jaha itni saaree laashen rakhi huyi hai aur unhi laashon ke beech...."
" kya soch rahe hai aap, Ron? sorry... The Ron... " kamre ke andar aate huye Rubi muskura kar boli
" Rubi tummmm.... tummm ... yahaan.... yahaan kya kar rahi ho.. vo bhi is vaqt..? kahi tum vo sab karne to nahin aayi... mai taiyaar hoon... chalo ho jaye.. bahut maja aayega..."
" bas neend nahin aa rahi thi to socha kyon na tumhaari bakvaas baaten sun liya jaye..."ron ke bistar ki taraf badhte huye Rubi boli
" achchha khyaal hai, mujhe bhi jab neend nahin aati to... main bhi khud se baate karne lagata hoon... phir badi mast neend aati hai... yaahhhhahh...." Undertekar ke maafiq achaanak bistar par baithate huye Ron bola... jisse Rubi darkar thoda door chhitak gayi aur Ron, Rubi par hansne laga...
"vaise main tumse kuchh poochh sakta hoon..." bistar se neeche utarte huye Ron ne Rubi se poochha
" bilkul bhi nahin... mera matalab ... bilkul... bilkul... kyon nahin"
" tumne is jahaaj ka naam belladona kyon rakha hai..."
" kyon tumhe naam pasand nahin aaya...?"
" aisa hi samajh lo..."
"theek hai, to phir yadi tumhe mauka diya jaata to tum is jahaaj ka kya naam rakhte...?"
"mai iska naam kuchh khunkhaar type rakhta ...jaise... Murdo ka jahaaj ya phir The Spiritual ship.... vaise donon ek hee jahaaj ke naam hai..... "
" belladona ka matlab samajhte ho..?"
" nahin.. shaayad tumhaari kisi mahila mitra ka naam hoga, jiske saath tumhare samalaingik sambandh honge.. kahi tumhaaree secretary ka naam to belladona nahin... aakhiri baar mere peechhe hee pad gayi thee vo "
" matalab kuchh bhee...? belladona ka matalab hai ek Mari huyi khoobas urat ladki... jo andhere samandar mein apni Ruhani taakat se tairate huye bade se bade jahaaj ko dooba de... aur us bhayankar tarike se dubaaye kee ek bhee insaan jinda na bache.. ye matalab hai belladona ka... atleast, meri najar me to yahee hai "
" kahi wo mari huyi khoobasurat ladki tum to nahin..."
"vo chhodo aur ye batao ki tumne jahaaj ko kis disha mein modna hai, bina kisi naqshe ke kaise bata diya aaj...?"
" bataya to tha ki main pahle bhi us devils Triangle mein ja chuka hoon...."
"machhli maarne...?? hai na....?? kabhi to sach bata diya karo.."
" jaaneman, main hamesha sach hi bolta hoon.... ab log hi itne jhoothe hai ki unhen sach sunne ki aadat nahin hai to isame mai kya kar sakata hoon.. "
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" na re, lavde.... ham 2 dino se chale ja rahe hain, chale ja rahe hain.. lekin jameen ka koyi naamonishaan tak nahin, ek baar jab do pahaadiyon ke beech se nikaala to laga kee... bas pahunch gaye aur main plan me baithkar kolkata ke liye seedhe nikal lunga... par lavda lagta hai, yahi marna padega. tujhe raasta maalum bhi hai ya yun hee mujhe ghuma raha hai... " aaditya ne kashti mein baithe huye, raaj se chillaakar kaha....
"lavda matalab...??"
"lavda matlab.. dost... ab bata, kitna time lagega "
kayi dino pahale vo us chhote se naav me us ilaind se chale the, jaha aaditya draigans ke hamle ke baad bahate huye pahucha tha... jo khaane -peene ke liye raaj ne samaan rakha tha, vo bhi ab khatm ho chuka tha aur ab bhookh ke maare uski jaan ja rahi th i aur use lagne laga tha ki... aise bhookhe marne se achchha vo draigans ke munh ka nivaala ban jaata to jyaada behatar rahata.... vahaan kam se kam kuchh der hee use tadapna padta.. lekin yahaan.. raaj ke saath.... vo pichhle do dinon se bhookha tha aur na jaane aage kab tak use aise hee bhookhe pyaase rahana tha...
" aise behuda savaal karane aur mujhapar chillaane ki bajaaye yadi patvaar chalaane mein dhyaan diya hota, to ab tak ham pahunch gaye hote... kab tak main akele patvaar chalau... ab tumhaari baari..."
" patvaar.... patvaar... patvaar... bor ho chuka hoon main is moot bhare pani me patvaar chala chala kar... saala jidhar dekho pani...pani.. pani.... vah bhi khaara... darasal ye pani nahin hai balki samundar chudne ke baad orgasm ke roop me jo liqwid nikalati hai na.. vo choot pani hai ye sab..... chodri kahi kee. bor ho gaya main... yahaan "
" phir to tumhen Maartin ke murde Ilaind mein bhej dena chaahiye, vahaan jameen mein daphan murde tumhaara achchha time paas karenge..."
" murda Ilaind..? yah intaresting topic lagata hai.. iske baare mein aur bata to . kuchh to is veeraan samandar mein time paas hoga aur bhookh se dhyaan hatega.. "
"mujhe jyaada kuchh to nahi maaloom bas itna suna hai ki.. kayi saal pahle us murde ilaind yaanee death Ilaind me kayi admiyon ko jinda daphanaaya gaya tha.. saath mein samundar kee shaan kahe jaane vaale.. The Spiritual ship~ Murdo ke jahaaj ko bhi. uska jagah ka praacheen naam draigans ilaind tha.. jo kalantar me D-land aur phir
antatah death ilaind kahalaane laga ...."
" yah kaun sa jahaaj hai..? The Spiritual ship ..? saale, beech samundar me mujhe bekoof bana raha hai tu aur pahle to is ilaind aur is jahaaj ke baare mein kabhee nahin suna..."
"kaha jaata hai ki jab yah jahaaj samundar mein chalta tha to iski raksha.. samundar mein mare hue logon ki roohe karti thi, use koi nahin duba sakata tha "
"ha ha ha.. phir dooba kaise... kya bakavaas hai.. de taali... " aaditya ne apna haath raaj kee taraph kiya, jiske baad raaj ne bhee taalee dene ke liye apna haath uthaaya...
"abe hatt... itna chomu samajha hai kya mujhe ... ki mujhe tu kuchh bhee bolega aur Caiptan aadi use sach maan lega..." ain mauke par apna haath hataate huye aaditya bhadak utha, jisse raaj ne jo haath taalee dene ke liye uthaaya tha vo neeche seedhe naav se takaraaya.... raaj ko gussa to aaya par usne ise jaahir nahin kiya
" kuchh log ise sach maanate hain, tumhaara maanna ya na maanna... koi Fark nahin padta..." bolte -bolte raaj achaanak se ruka, uske chehare ka rang badalane laga. literally. ye uske saath pichhale kuchh maheenon se ho raha tha, jab uske pure shareer me vaqt -bevaqt achaanak hee joro kee jalan shuru ho jaatee thee, maano uske shareer ko koi prachand agni me jala raha ho ya phir... koi garm lohe ka sariya uske pure shareer me ragad raha ho.. uske kabeele ke log ise koi daiviye shraap maanne lage the, lekin saath hee saath is shraap se ladne ka tareeka bhee unhonne bahut jald dhoondh liya tha. jisse raaj ko bahut der tak ye peeda sahan nahin karni padti thee.
"tujhe achaanak se kya hua,.. chutiyo jaisi shakl kyon bana lee.. kuchh gadabad hai kya..?" raaj jab bolte huye achaanak ruka to aaditya ne kaha "kahee tera pet to kharaab nahin hai aur tune apne kapde me hee... kar diya ho...?? chhee... aakakakak.. thoo..."
" nahin..... sababababab....theek hai.. ab.... tum patavaar chalao.". kahte huye raaj ne patvaar aaditya kee or phek kar.. naav me peechhe hokar apnee peeth ragad kar jalan ko kam karne kee koshish karane laga
" bol na kya problam hai.. tera chehra achaanak se laal kyon ho gaya.. sach sach bata.. tune apna paint ganda kar diya na.. dekh sach bata de.. sharama mat, main bhi kal raat sote sote paint me moot diya tha "
jisake javaab mein kuchh na bolakar raaj chup chaap jhatke se khada hua aur apne kamar ke upar ke poore kapade utaar kar kashtee mein ek or pheka aur vahee kinaare par rakhee ek botal aaditya ko dete hue bola....
" jab meri shareer se aag kee lapte nikalne lagengi to isame jo bhi hai, mere shareer par bane huye nishaan par daal dena..."
" bottle mein daaru hai kya.. pahle bataana tha... aur kya bola tune aand.. aag...?? kaisi aag...?" bot tle soonghte huye aaditya ne poochha raaj ne apni peeth aaditya kee taraph kee aur aaditya kee taraph peeth karte hee uske peeth aur seene me bane ajeeb tarah ke nishaan achaanak se jal uthe, raaj ke shareer ke kayi bhaag se aag kee lapte nikalne lagee... naav me neeche ghutano ke bal girakar naav ko haatho se jor -jor peette huye raaj dard se chillaane laga aur idhar aaditya yahee soch raha tha ki is bottle mein daaroo hai ya kuchh aur hai..
"yayayeee.... jaldee..... bottle mein jo bhee hai.. udel do merre upar.." tab aaditya ka dhyaan vaapas jalte huye raaj par gaya aur usane turant pooree botal raaj ke upar ek baar me udel dee. raaj ke kabeele dvaara taiyaar kiye gaye us drav padaarth ke raaj ke shareer me padne se turant raaj naarmal hone laga aur uske shareer me dhadhak rahee agni dheere -dheere shaant hone lagee. lekin raaj naav me ek kinaare leta , dard se karaahata raha..... antatah bottle me jo kuchh bhee tha.. usse raaj ko jab pooree tarah aaraam mila to vo lambee -lambee saanse bharte huye naav ke sahaare apana shareer tika kar baitha
" yah kya tha be.... " aaditya ko abhi tak ye hajam nahin ho raha tha kee abhee thodee der pahale jo hua.. vo kyon hua, kaise hua aur kisalie hua...
"mai theek hoon..."
"saala, jabse un manhoos dragons ko dekha hai tab se aisee ajeeb ajeeb cheejen dekhane ko mil rahee hai.. pahle aag ugalne vaale jahaaj ke baraabar panchhiyo ko dekha to ab aag ugalane vaale ek insaan ko... aag se napharat ho gayi hai mujhe. mai bhi ab Chineso kee tarah bina aag me pakaaye kachcha maans khaoonga... hone do Corona "
" ab sab theek hai..."
" yaar, tera alag hee fanda hai..? ek to tu bachapan mein achaanak se us veeraan ilaind mein pahunch gaya jahaan tune apna poora jeevan bitaaya aur ab bina kisi dar aur matlab ke tu is bhayankar samundar mein mujhe lekar aa gaya aur upar se tere yah jalate hue tattoo ... vaise tere vo tattoo bade ajeeb the aur daraavane bhee... kaha se banavaaya...? mai bhee soch raha hoon ki yahaan se yadi jinda bach gaya to tattoo banvaunga... meri kolkata vaali rand i ko bahut pasand hai tattoo..."
" jab main paida hua tab se yah nishaan mere shareer par hain.. aur isi nishaan ke chalate ek din kuchh log aaye aur mujhe, meri maa ke saath adhamara karke samundar ke kinaare fenk diya, jaha samundar ne ham donon ko nigal liya.. meri kismat achchhee thee, lekin meri maa... unka kuchh pata nahin chala. kabhee -kabhee raat me taaro ko dekhate huye sochata hoon unke baare me.. unki shakl tak mujhe ab yaad nahin.. lekin unka saaya aaj bhi main mahasoos kar sakta hoon.. yadi vo jinda rahti to avashya hee mujhe mere shraap ke baare me kuchh bata sakti thee. par ab... shaayad hee main unse kabhee mil paoon... samundar kee devi us din mujhapar meharabaan thee, jo usne mujhe baksh diya... "
"vaise yadi tere seene aur.... aur..... peeth ke taraph ke nishaan ko milaaya jaaye.... to....."gardan idhar -udhar karake raaj ke shareer me bane nishaan ko dekhate hue aaditya ne kaha " to... to... ye circle ke andar ek five pointed star ka simbal banaate hai.... jiska matalab... kisi tarah ka suraksha kavach hota hai shaayad, yadi main sahi hoon to "
"pata nahin.. shaayad is nishaan ne bachapan me mujhe bacha liya... taaki jindagi bhar mujhe tadapta hua dekh sake... tabhi se me
aksar samandar mein bahkar aaye huye logon kee madad karata hoon... paristhitiyaan chaahe kaisee bhee ho, samundar ufan par ho ya phir shaant ho, maine aaj tak apni nigraani me kisi ko marne nahin diya... aur isiliye kuchh log jinki mainne jaan bachaee, vo mujhe samundar ka shikari bhi kahte hai ..."
"teri us samundar ki devi.. jiski baat tu kar raha tha... usko tune dekha hai kya..." chahakate huye aaditya ne poochha
"nahin... kyon..?"
"vo chodne ko degi..kya...?? milegi to poochh ke bataana... bol dena launda Caiptan hai aur Fatat le handsom bhi hai... chodta bhee bahut der tak hai, do -do baar to main chut chuste huye ladakiyon ko jhadva deta hoon..."
"tum itni gandi baat.. samundar ki devi ke baare me kaise kar sakte ho..."
"kyon.... uske paas choot nahin hai kya..?? kisi na kisi se to chudti hi hogi, to mujhase bhee chodva le..."
"yadi samundar ki devi apne pe aa gayi na to... "
"lavda... ek baar bula to.. pahle.. vaise uska naam kya hai samundar kee devi ka..."
"shaayad... Leena... ek praacheen saltanat thi samundar me. usk kaal me kuchh log leena naam kee jaadugarani ko samundar ki devi kahate the... kuchh to ye bhee kahate hai ki.. usi ne samraat maartin ke vishaal saltnat ko barbaad kiya tha... "
"kis nasl kee thee...??"
"matalab... main samajha nahin..."
"matalab... nasl se pata chal jaayega na kee.. usju choot kaali thee ya gori.... gori choot chaatne ka maja hee alag hai.. bf me nahin dekha tu...?? kitna mast choot chaatate hai vo log... bf... aise kya soch raha hai... bf nahin dekha kya aaj tak...?? vaise tujhe jarurat bhee kya.. tere idhar to vaise bhi aadhi nangi aurate rahti hai.. log-baar jaan -bujhakar takaraate honge, mahilao se... any time, unka lund khada rahata hoga... main yadi tere ilaind me rahta na... to roj din me 10 baar mutth maarta aur unhi k i choochiyon par giraata..."
"mere logo ke baare me ek shabd aur galat kaha to... neeche phek doonga..."
" tu to bur maan gaya... kya shikari banega."naav par khade hokar dur samundar ki or dekhte huye aaditya, kisi manjil ki talaash karne laga... jaha se vo vaapas kolkata ja sake.