Update 4
Mai apne dosto ki taraf chal pada jaha pe mermere dosto ke sath kai aur ladke khade the
Jab mai karib pahucha to dekha ki wo sab mere class ke ladke the jo hamesa hi hame nicha dikhane ki kosis kiya karte the
Mai apne dosto ke paas pahucha aur bola mai - Kya huwa vishal bhai ye sab yaha kya kya kar rahe hai
Tabhi
Un sab ke naam
Kishan ,vikky,Rudra aur kai the lekin naam sabka nahi rakhunga
Rudra - lo dekho kaun aa gaya
Are dekho to hero aa gaya ab dekhna ye apni phenkna chalu karega hahaha hahaha
Aur shabhi hasne lage uski baat sun ke
Mai -(apne dosto se) ,kya kuwa bhai tum dono inke sath kya kar rahe ho
Ye sab school ke sabse badmaas ladko me se the
Vishal - wo bhai kuch nahi wo ye sab bol rahe the ki hamesa bachho ke sath kyu kheltq hai kabhi ham sab ke sath bhi cricket khel ke aur jeet ke dikha
Mai - are ha rudra sun kabhi aq jana apne chamcho ke leke dekhu to kitna khilya lilaya hai apne chamcho ko
Rudra - maine bola tha na ab ye apni phenkega dekha na
Mai - mil lena kabhi school ke ground pe phir ho jayega faisla kaun phenkta hai
Are bhai log chalo school nahi to ham sab pahle din hi late ho jayenge
Ankit - ha bhai chal chalte hai ham dono to tumhara hi intzar kar rahe the lekin ye sab hame dhamki dene lage
Vikky - are tayar ho ja is baar ham dono ke beech ka match pura school dekhega
Ha darna mat apni maa se bol dena dudh wudh pila ke bheje
Aur sab hasne lage
Mai - mil lena chutiyo dekh lunga tum sab ko
Aur anguli dikhte huwe nikal liye
Unhe lta tha ki agar unhone ladai ki to unke sath kya hona tha
Wo sab apni haar ka badla lene ke liye hamesa hi meri maa ko bta dete the ki maine school bunk kiya hai aur phir meri ghar pe bhi class lagti thi
Kisi ko nahi pta rahta tha ki mai school bunk kyu karta hu mere dosto ko bhi kyuki unki gf unhe kabhi chodti hi nahi
Aur ham sab school pahuch gaye jaha shabhi bachhe bhi apni class me pahuch gaye
Ham teeno bhi apni class me pahuch gaye jaha andar jate Vishal aur Ankit ki to apni gf ke sath khusar phusar chalu ho gayi
Aur kuch der me hi hamari class teacher bhi aa gayi unka naam Madhu singh tha
Aate hi unka lecture chalu ho gaya
Teacher - bachho aap sab ko pta hi hoga ki aap sab ka ye school ka akiri saal hai aur uske baad aap sab graduation me chale jayenge
To agar aap sab chahte hai to aap sab ka admission delhi uni me ho to aap sab ko bahut hi achhe se padhna hoga
Teacher - Ajay kaha ho stand up
Mai to chauk gaya sala pahle hi din mera naam kyu liya ja raha hai
Mai - ji mam khade ho kar
Mam - kya padhte ho saal bhar ha kya marks aaye hai tumhare haa kaise paas huwe wo hame hi pta hai
Mai - wo mam mai...
Mam - kya hai ha tumhari maa ek teacher hai aur tum aise kaise ho sakte ho batao yahi hal raha to boards ke exam me tum kaise paas hoge
Apna nahi to kam se kam apne maa baap ka to soacho tumhare is trah se pdhai karne pe unhe kaisa lagata hoga
Baitho aur ha is baar aisa nahi hona chahiye
Mai - ji mam
Darasal baat ye hai ki ye mam meri naa ki friend hai to hamesa hi meri class me leti rahti hai mai bhi ek no ka apni karne wala is kaan se suna aur us kaan se nikal diya
Mam - abhi tak baithe nahi kaha kho gaye khade khade chalo baitho
Tabhi
Kajal - wo mam ye abhi apni soacho me hi top kar raha hoga
Ye hamesa hi school topper rahti hai
Ye hamesa hi meri insult karti rahti hai Rudra iska bhai hai aur ye yaha ke mla ki beti hai
Uski baat pe pura class hasne laga
Mam - silence kya hai kajal aise kisi ko kuch kaha jata ha
Kajal - wo mam sorry
Mai use ghurte huwe baith gaya aur
Mai (man me ) tujhe to mai dekh lunga